Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>700680512 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700680512
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700683462
I'm good
>>700683463
Poor tsun!
Might play some league later, want to get good at Morgana. I'm not bad, but I need to work on landing the clutch shields
>>700683644
Which would you prefer?
>>700683848
HOLY FEET
>>700684075
Still here, still not posting feet
>>700684141
your waifu is shit
Claiming Akiko
>>700683142
>Shiro
Not sure if age is that big of a factor. Tea can be pretty bitter too
How old is Shiro anyway?
>>700683271
>Touka
>9/10 would recommend barista gf
I'll keep it in mind
>a bitch like my ex
Got any stories?
>>700683381
>Chara
We live in a world where technology allows us to live in the vacuum of space, yet you never tried adding chocolate to your coffee. Disappointing to say the least
>>700683462
>Alice
>Rikka
Nigga what?
>Loose leaf green tea is the bees knees
Nice taste. I prefer black tea in the morning and green or yellow tea in the evening
>>700683489
>Fran
>Morg's ult stays on during the revive from a Zilean or GA
Getting cucked like that must be painful. Then again I've rarely ever seen anyone survive a GA rez
>>700683644
>Edgedeath
What about curiosity? Obligation? Exhaustion? Thirst? I can hardly imagine anyone going 20 years without ever touching either
Anyone who wants to talk to me, hit me up on discord
I'm pretty tired and thread is moving to fast for my sleepy headache
>>700684263
>>700684237
Saw it in a guide, I knew it did during a Zhyona's
>>700684326
Ok!
>>700684442
>>700684086
Best way to get good is to practice. So good luck cutie
>>700684465
your waifu is shit@ss
Boy... Sure is busy in here right now.
>>700684237
Essentially:
>she was great at first
>we really got along well
>she started to separate me from all of my close friends/family
>forced me to rely on her for social interaction
>started to keep shit from me
>found out she was cheating
>left and never went back
>tfw this was over 2 years of time
>>700684086
>>700683489
Other family part
>>700684237
Well, I have a friend who used energy drink instead of water when he brewed his coffee. Called it "student-ucino"
>She wasn't in the last thread
:(
>>700684541
>>700684613
your fishfu is shit
>claimed
>>700684237
Man, I don't know anymore. I really need to make a thing that shows who is who.
>I'm going to start that now
>>700684541
Calamity-masu'd
Not paying much attention, rip
>>700684642
>>700684202
how can you like femdom but not like feet you dont want your mama to plant her toes in your mouth
>>700684237
I just never have just like I never had a phone wich everyone thought was weird just dont see a need
>>700684558
you need to stop complaining you had a gf you are not aloud to say that you are upset
<3
>>700684237
>>700684558
Oh, and best part:
>she then got back together with her ex before me, who abused her (red flag, shoulda noped out earlier)
>less than 4 months later they got married
>he cheated on her during the entire marriage
>they got divorced after less than 9months
>>700684866
post 3d boys
I just made you up to hurt myself...
I'm becoming less defined as days go by
Fading away and well you might say I'm losing focus
Kind of drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes I can see right through myself
Less concerned about fitting into the world, your world that is
Cause it doesn't really matter, no it doesn't really matter
No it doesn't really matter anymore, none of this really matters anymore
Yes I am alone, but then again I always was
As far back as I can tell I think maybe it's because
Because you were never really real
To begin with
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
And it worked, yes it did.
There is no you, there is only me
There is no you, there is only me
There is no fucking you, there is only me
There is no fucking you, there is only me
Only, only, only, only
Well a tiny little dot caught my eye and it turned out to be a scab
And I had this funny feeling like I just knew it's something bad
I just couldn't leave it alone, I kept picking at this scab
It was a doorway trying to see itself shut, but I climb through
Now I'm somewhere I am not supposed to be
And I can see things I know I really shouldn't see
And now I know why now, and know I now why
Things aren't as pretty on the inside.
I just made you up to hurt myself...
There is no you there is only me...
>>700683990
whos that op?
>>700684558
>>700684845
What a bitch indeed. Sounds like a control freak. I've had my experience with those, none of it good. At least justice was served
Women are all mentally ill. You just gotta figure out just how much mental illness you're willing to tolerate. Or you could let it go and have 2D instead
>>700684679
You do that boo
>>700684570
>energy drink instead of water when he brewed his coffee
We have that here too. I know it as a 'How to get a heart attack 101'. A few years ago someone popped after drinking too many of those
>>700685180
>>700684706
?
>>700685216
Am I a good boo? >:
>>700684515
That's the plan
>>700684570
Oh well
I really don't think that is a good idea...
>>700684711
Mostly just spam
>>700685216
>Women are all mentally ill
what also that guy has nothing to complain about at all akkio
>>700683142 (No Game Shiro)
>Cats = Dangerous.
Since when?
>>700683060 (Akiko)
She passed out inside the dream anyways, of course she'd be feeling bad.
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>>700685181
Seaplane Tender Princess from KanColle
>>700685428
>>700685216
Yeah, technically speaking our relationship was a textbook example of an abusive relationship.
Kinda makes sense in hindsight, should have seen the red flags going in, but it was nice at first.
Oh well, live and learn
>>700685560
thier is no such thing you had a gf fucking stop
>>700685621
>>700685293
>>700685695
Gfs are fun until they turn sour and make you regret every choice you've made in life.
Then the suck ass, and no pussy is good enough to make you want to stay through that shit
>>700685419
>>700685907
>>700685907
no one who has had a gf has any right to complain im not in it for "pussy" the warm feelings and cuddles are something that ive never had so be more than happy you experienced true happiness
>>700683990
More like pathetic self proclaiming thread
>>700685297
I dont fucking know
I'm neither police nor your mom
>>700685414
>what also that guy has nothing to complain about at all akkio
Learn to use fucking punctuation Esdeath
You're lucky I'm good at deciphering your retardese
If you had any experience with actual women you'd know that I'm right
>>700685560
Life is pain, so is learning to understand that.
You're better off like this. At least you had that sweet coffee, right?
>Kinda makes sense in hindsight
It always does once it's already too late
Gave up trying to figure it out but my head got lost along the way.
Worn out from giving it up and my soul I've pissed it all away.
Still sting, these shattered nerves.
Pigs, we get what pigs deserve.
I'm going all the way down, I'm leaving today
Still feel it all slipping away but it doesn't matter anymore
Everybody's still tripping away but it doesn't matter anymore
Look through these blackened eyes
You'll see 10,000 lies
My lips may promise but my heart is a whore
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right-
I know it's all getting away and it comes to me as no surprise
I know what's coming to me is never going to arrive
Fresh blood through tired skin
New sweat to drown me in
Dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
This isn't meant to last
This is for right now.
I want you to make me
I want you to take me
I want you to break me
I want you to throw me away
>>700686171
>>700686167
>>700686160
>>700685822
I'm afraid i don't know who you are?
>>700686160
anyone who has had a gf has all the more reason to complain kek
Tell the tale of a life that's gone
Desolation
Devastation
What a mess we made when it all went wrong.
Yuiko Claimed.
I'm gonna change my name to ky-chan, seriously. I can't read moods at all
>>700686160
Get a cat or a dog.
They'll love you more than any woman will, and they still offer cuddles
Well thread seems unhappy at the moment
>>700686287
>>700686329
>Get a cat or a dog.
Or a squiral.
>>700686339
I've never been happy
>>700686207
>>700686329
He'd probably fuck it.
>>700685216
huh, I guess that's one way too off oneself. Good thing I don't like coffee and never had the idea to fuck with this
But then again, everything in moderation
>>700685328
It probably isn't. Well, Akiko says someone died so I'm pretty sure it isn't healthy
>>700686287
>>700686465
Pick up running then.
>>700686207
hue
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>>700686287
Looks like you got yourself a new boat
>>700686339
>>700686465
Real nihilism hours
>>700686560
>>700686609
Someone say boat?
Haruna claimed
>>700686207
>>700686300
you are disgusting so fucking ungratefull
>>700686329
I have a cat its no where near the same as female affection ive craved it since i was born its something i need
>>700686207
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>>700686709
Hello Haruna, how are you?
I beat the machine...
It's part of me
It's inside of me
I'm stuck in this dream
It's changing me
I am becoming...
The me that you know
He had some second thoughts
He's covered in scabs
He is broken and sore
The me that you know, he doesn't come around much
That part of me isn't here anymore.
All pain disappears
It's the nature of
Of my circuitry
Drowns out all I hear
No escape from this
My new consciousness
The me that you know
He used to have feelings
But the blood has stopped pumping And he is left to decay
The me that you know is now made up of wires
And even when I'm right with you
I am so far away
I can try to get away
But I've strapped myself in
I can try to scratch away
The sound in my ears
I can see it killing away
All of my bad parts
I don't want to listen
But it's all too clear
Hiding, backwards inside of me
I feel, so unafraid
Anne, hold a little tighter
I might just slip away
I won't give up
It wants me dead
God damn this noise inside my head
Does NIN trigger Spiderman?
>>700686847
>>700686757
I bet you would ask your girlfriend to put diapers on you and punish you everytime you shit yourself, poor soul
>>700686578
>You see?
Nope. Don't think i do.
>>700686609
Eh? I don't think so?
>>700686329
He would probably kill it.
Honestly this recent rambling and incredibly pathetic view of relationships reminds me a lot of Elliot rodger.
>>700686963
>>700686825
Im doing well. Got a Kongou this morning, almost out of fuel though.
What about you?
