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This sounds like shit tbh. Maybe it only works in the US.
If somebody wants there's a thread in >>>/t/ where soem anon has a torrent of 27 GB about guns and gunmaking.
pussy eating sounds so fucked up. How can you even put your head a coupel of centimeters away from her asshole and into the place she pees.
I've got a couple of recipes. Anybody wants?
Ok. take them all with a grain of salt.
Nice pic should try to make one big pic together with >>700680923
This is not healthy. If you miss one sleep cycle you feel tired the whole time and you need to reset everything.
I bet you think a sharpie in the pooper feels great too. Are you a fucking animal going after pleasures only and not thinking straight?
actually did this one. they left the key in the lock of the control panel
I still have the key
'DANGER - Hot Lava'
>What sort of autist needs this?
Uhg, you flew to close to the sun anon, you could have kept me going for a while, but you blew your wad too quickly. If you aren't going to fuck don't get in bed in the first place.
but still we have to ask you to gack to reddit.
Are you actually a virgin? Theres more to sex than just shooting your load as fast as possible. Its about pleasure. Dick in pussy also isn't the easiest or fastest way to make a chick orgasm
> it's actually beneficial to exchange fluids with a person.
Not really, dude, that's some pseudo sience shit. There are certain times in a mammal's life when that is the case, but a mature adult animal gets no benefit from swapping random bodily fluids with other members of its species, and puts it at risk of spreading disease, instead.
It may be "good" for a species, since spreading disease kills off the weaker members, but it is damn sure not good for the individual.
The point was that if you'd taken more time and built up to it instead of just going full sharpie in the pooper on your fourth post, you could have kept us all going for a while, but no, you tipped your hand early. A good troll takes his time anon, building up the the conclusion slowly, feeling more people in over time until you finally perform your coup de grace and finish us off.
Practice your art, then return to us when you are ready!
brother you are missing out on one of life's greatest pleasures
ain't nothing more satisfying than making a woman cum with just your tongue, they'll literally let you do anything afterwards too
No, actually, I'm correct, and I challenge you to make a coherent argument against what I said.
The fact that you mentioned "Fecal Translplant" earlier, tells me you have no education and get your info from "random shit you read online", but go for it dude. Come up with a good argument while you're talking shit.
I'm not even him, and I don't k ow if either of you are right, but you can't just say, "My beliefs are true, educate yourself shitlord!" and expect people to take you seriously. Back that opinion up with some info.
kek. I thought you linked me to porn.
But basically it's just sharing good microbes . Like me and my brothers drink from the same bottle so we share our microbes.
Fingering isn't bad either. It's just putting your mouth where you fucking eat where she fucking pees. Same goes for her.
Oh thanks master. But i'm only half trolling. Putting your mouth where she pees and vice versa is fuckign disgusting you pig.
Money, status and other things can help instead.
Fuck off. YOu can do whatever you want. Why don't you go finish the water in a toilet bowl.
What you're saying is like saying "It's good to get shot" because you read somewhere that someone who got shot ended up recovering and doing better than he ever did.
Go get a blood transfusion from random people and let me know how that works out for you when chances are one of the first 2 will have a toxic reaction with your blood for being the wrong blood type.
That's some bug chaser shit, nigger, that's gross.
>Ok what about nobody puts anything in their mouth where they shit and pee.
I approve of this wholeheartedly, but try telling that to all the ferals out there who apparently think it gives them special powers to be a gross fruitcake.
>Guy comes to a den of debauchery and immorality and starts espousing hard core conservative beliefs about sex
>Not trolling guys, honest!
Let's be real, even if he really believes that, he's trolling.
Hey, I'm just curious to see if he's actually willing to provide a sauce. Betting he's trolling but it's possible he actually saw some shit on buzzfeed or the onion or something and took it as fact.
Sure, read about Michael Douglas, for example. You can get HPV from genital to oral contact, and the damage it does to the cells can lead to the occurrence of throat cancer, for example.
No, I'm saying even if he does genuinely believe that, coming here to say it is kind of trolling. Its like a hardcore Catholic going to a gay bar to shout about Jesus and sin; just because you believe it doesn't mean you aren't trolling.
Before you get sucked into it, too deeply, remember that this is just a game, dude. The people on here have their own lives and ideas. This is just social exercise for most people.
Rest assured that probably most of the world thinks mouth to genital contact is disgusting.
Seems intuitive, but that isn't a source.
For the sake of argument, let's assume that's true. Even then, it doesn't say there's anything bad about eating pussy, it just means you should only do it to a woman who gets checked first, stands to reason?
This isn't a gay bar, though. 4chan is a multi-platform online imageboard. The largest English speaking one that I know of, and it supports a wide range of topics.
I dare say that 4chan has a very eclectic userbase, and it only seems extreme because since everyone is posting, naturally you're going to notice extreme shit before someone asking what to name their cat, or dating advice.
Not really, because in that case the vast majority of people and evidence would support your idea. The thousands vs one thing was meant to represent a vast majority and a minority, with the minority supporting the opinion.
Kind of ironic that your criticising my logic when you don't even understand it.
Dude, nobody cares what the fuck you do in private, but mouth to genital contact will never be mainstream socially accepted because it's fucking nasty. I don't care how good it makes you feel, it's objectively fucking gross. It's worse than licking armpits, and most people agree that's gross, too.
That's not really a fair comparison though. What you're doing is like someone inside that gay bar pointing out that the city has lots of normal people living there. Sure, 4chan is a diverse place, but we're not just on 4chan, were also on /b/, a place that's generally full of morons, shitposters, trolls, and scumbags.
>but if it makes me feel good I'm all for it.
How about injecting you with opiate derivitive sedatives until you pass out in euphoria and while you're unconscious disassemble your body painlessly and sell it to some rich old American for his 6th heart transplant and his 4th set of kidneys?
It does me good because it allows me to free my mind. Instead of worrying "is this good or bad" I simply need to either want it or not want it. The body is simply a shell, and I will change it and use it as a tool, not as something to be protected.
And if you think that's edgy, technically you're right, but not in the meme definition.
Dude, did you even finish highschool? You're replying to a logical rhetoric with a reply about the original subject matter? We aren't talking about eating pussy, were talking about the logic of what he said. You don't get to back out of being proved wrong on a point by jumping topics.
I don't think you understand. If it ends my minds existence I don't want that, but otherwise I don't care. As long as you make sure my mind survives by putting it in cryofreeze or a computer or some shit, I don't mind, but if you can't do that we have no deal.
Also, It's not that I'd do something meaningless to it, but rather that I won't let fear of harming myself hold me back.
Well, dude, it's like I said, before you get sucked too deep into the "/b/ personality" or whatever, you need to understand that everyone is represented here.
>Everyone is represented here
That's what I said. You can't just unilaterally say "Oh hey, this place is only for people who like slickwhisper-muffins or curly-tots and everyone else is a lying shitposter"
I mean, come on dude. Reality check for a sec, here. /b/ is full of extremists from every side. Some are more quiet than others, but it's all here, and that's why it's a great place to exercise social skills you don't get to use elsewhere.
Ok. So please tell me where I was wrong. Where does my logic fail in eating pus and giving blowjobs as fucking disgusting? It doesn't matter how clean both are. You put your mouth where pee comes out.
truly our home board
Yeah, but not as good as that one, mainly random recipes
I didn't say minority opinions are always wrong, I didn't even imply it. Do you not understand how sentences work? Do you not understand the picture?
Let me give you a hint, then. look at that picture. See how the crowd has papers, and how the two lone people have their fingers in their ears? Pay attention to that kiddo, it's important!
>now i know where nigger behavior comes from
haha yeah man coming from a guy who's home board gets their laughs from people getting destroyed in multiple different ways that doesn't sound hypocritical at all.
I'd agree with you for the most part, but scroll down the front page of /b/ and it's always at least half porn, usually more. /b/ is a lot of things, but by and large, it isn't sexually conservative.
Your ideology seems to ignore that your mind is intrinsically tied to your body, and what you do to your body affects your mind and vice versa.
so harming your body, also harms your mind. Everything affects your mind along with your body. An illusion otherwise can be quickly dispelled by some basic tests you can do yourself. You have to take care of your body if you value your mind, and you have to care for your mind if you value your body
The logical fallacy you used is called non sequitur, which is when your reply doesn't actually address the point that was made. You'd know this if you finished highschool.
We were talking about the logic of, more or less, where you fit along the scale of minority to majority, and correct to incorrect.
You, for some reason, put forth the idea that its logical to compare your opinion about oral sex to the earth being round, comparing the reaction to an unpopular minority opinion to the reaction of the majority to a widely accepted truth.
Specificly, refer to these two posts.
Theres the other one I had, a couple posts below it,
but that was all I had of those, sorry. "The other 12 pages" might just be a troll, I have never seen or heard of them, anyway, in a good few years of info threads
I'm not. We were discussing the logic of your comparison, not what you said about mouth to genital contact, I actually haven't said anything about that topic one way or another. I was calling you out on equating the reception of "vaccines cause autism" to "the earth is round"
Ah. thanks for continuing it anyway
My post in >>700686885 was meant as a way to say that 500 years ago it was the exact opposite where the only a minority of peopel believed in Heliocentrism.
You always answer, yet you usually miss the point. Considering the minority of people getting throat cancer from eating people out, compared to the amount of please it causes for thousands of people who do it and never get sick, you wouldn't be making the overall ratio of human pain to human pleasure any better by stopping all oral sex. It's a net positive.
i'm sorry to have to tell you that 90 percent of the world population has at least once had another person's genitals in their mouth
>never be mainstream
you are the odd one out here faggot. have fun never eating out your gf and see where she'll get it from :^).
You don't have to be Amish to live clean.
No, but you are likely a teenager living in a liberal western country to hold such an isolated view.
And even within your liberal country, your opinion is not the majority.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, guys, but not everyone is a baseless, debauched, pill popping, drunkard obsessed with narcissistic hedonism like your heros, apparently..
>but mouth to genital contact will never be mainstream socially accepted
> will never be mainstream socially accepted
>mainstream socially accepted
>Thinking heliocentrism = the earth being round or flat
Heliocentrism is actually the belief that the sun is at the center of the universe. In the modern day, it's still a minority opinion, because we know there's more to the universe than just our solar system. That said, I get what you mean, though there's still a problem here.
The example I used, vaccines causing autism, was specificly chosen because of how much ofvidence there is against it, and more Importantly, the irrelevance of the point. Even if vaccines did cause autism, once you consider the rate at which autism occurs among vaccinated children, compared to the numbers of children that would die if we didn't have vaccines, it becomes obvious that even if vaccines actually did cause autism, which they don't, that having them would still be a net positive.
My point t about oral sex is similar. Even if it does cause throat cancer to one in a million people, which we haven't at all established that it does, it's still a net positive to the human condition overall.
>it's still a net positive
Nigger, there's nothing positive about it. It can and does make people sick. You can't be fucking serious? It's disgusting, dude. It's one thing to want to do it in private, but if you are trying to say that eating pussy is good for you, as a real, unironic statement, then get ready to be a laughing stock if you air that in public.
I feel kinda lucky. It's my first time seeing this and I get the full package.
I'm saying to look 500 years back where heliocentrism was the minority opinion. Same way my opinion being a minority opinion.
And I never said anythign about throat cancer. That was some other anon. I never said you cannot do that. It's just my belief.
>I'm sorry to burst your bubble, guys, but not everyone is a baseless, debauched, pill popping, drunkard obsessed with narcissistic hedonism like your heros, apparently
go back to your fucking amish village faggot
I said mainstream opinion, not mainstream opinion "here"
Without a doubt /b/ does not represent mainstream opinion, as there are countless opposing opinions here, with nothing that is completely accepted by everyone.
Useless. Cops zip ties keep your hands in separate loops, and they do it behind your back.
Any pleb could escape a regular zip tie.
I'm not saying it's good for you, I'm saying it feels good, a lot of people do it, and overall it's existence adds a great deal of pleasure to the human condition edition as a whole.
Here's the problem here, you're seeing your opinions as objectively true facts. Oral sex is not gross, it isn't hot, it isn't being, it isn't exciting, people THINK it's gross or sexy or boring or whatever.
Your individual opinion does not represent fact or the majority opinion of all people everywhere.
Okay, fair enough, but consider the following: HELIOCENTRISM IS WRONG YOU KNOB. The sun ISNT the center of the universe, which is what the heliocentric model of centuries past said it was. Its the center of our solar system, not the center of all creation.
As for you not being the tyrant cancer guy, that doesn't matter, my point still stands, you didn't address the logic. Replace "gives you cancer" with "grosses out some people" and reevaluate.
Go to pornhub, the world's largest porn site, and look at the most viewed videos. I guarantee you 90% of them have oral sex.
This is the part where your tell me pornhub doesn't represent a majority opinion about sex, despite the fact that it's literally the largest collection of data on the sexual preference of humans on the planet, with a clue exception for things they ban due to legal reasons).
No, dude, it's objective scientific fact that genitalia are not sterile environments. In fact, they stay some of the sweatiest dirtiest parts of the human body with high counts of ambient flora and often fauna.
These are not opinions. These are facts. It can and does cause disease. Shooting up heroin probably feels way better, but in your model of the world, feeling good is some ultimate goal, right?
Dude, the fact is that genitals are, in fact, generally unsanitary, and irrespective of how gross or hot your think it is or is not, it can OBJECTIVELY MAKE YOUR BODY SICK.
The concept is not difficult to understand, but explaining it to you is like explaining basic bathroom hygene to some nigger chimps in Uganda who have been pissing and shitting in their water supply for generations, wondering why the spirits kill and paralyze so many of the tribe.
>Back then people said helio was correct
Back then people said giving BJ and eating puss is disgusting
>People said earth is the center of universe
People today say that eating puss and giving BJ is good and correct way
>People now after much debate and logic say that the earth is heliocentric
Hopefully people will start realizing that eating puss and giving BJ is disgusting
>Objectively can make you sick.
>Can make you sick
Can, as in potentially can, but for the literally billions of people who have done it and haven't gotten sick, that possibility is largely irrelevant.
You compare it to heroine, which is innacurate, as the VAST majority of people who try heroin
Are hurt by it, whereas a tiny, insignificant minority of people who try oral sex are ever hurt by it.
Saying oral sex is bad is like saying movie theatre popcorn is bad. Sure, maybe one in a million cases end badly, but for the rest of those people who are just enjoying the hot buttery joy, it's fine.
It's also worth noting that in terms of bacteria count, the human mouth is dirtier than the genitals. Are you okay with kissing?
Almost certainly not. If they did, pornhub would note the change in their metrics, and they'd tell the people paying thousands of dollars to make these things that people were skipping it, and the popularity would drop off.
me too, though i l myself love getting a BJ and am quite fond of eating a girl out. though there has to be some kind of connection cause if it's a one night stand i can't really be bothered.
First I just want to say your comparison there is absolutely fucked. I'm tempted to explain why, but you'd just get caught up in arguing over anqlogies.
Okay, for the sake of argument let's just say you're right, and somehow oral sex is objectively disgusting.
Why would you want it to stop? It brings billions of people untold amounts of pleasure and almost never harms people. Overall it's a net gain to human happiness, so why end it even if you do think it's gross? A small minority of people getting the willies over a blowjob does not outweigh the net positive.
I think most intelligent and discerning people intuitively understand mouth to genital contact is gross. People don't need to realize that, it is something anyone with discernment learns for themselves, but I do believe that youth today are brainwashed by the messages they get in media that are often hypersexualized in order to sell a product, and those hypersexualized ideas become internalized at a young age.
In a group of retards, it's not uncommon for them to do shit like scratch their asshole and sniff their hands or pick their mouth or do whatever, and while they may be having fun, and even think it's perfectly fine, more discerning and more intelligent individuals can see and understand the hygene deficits and their possible effects on the health and well being.
You see /b/, it's like a world of retards shitting and pissing on each other, thinking what they are doing is fine, and the whole time, it's only the retards thinking that and doing it with each other, and that's their world, but the rest of the people who see them, think it's gross, but don't give a shit about them so ignore it.
what are you, a fucking SJW?
pic related, for you
Oh, yes, I see... You know what else isn't a sterile environment?... THE HUMAN MOUTH YOU RETARD.
Why would you kiss someone? The human mouth beats out the genitals and anus in terms of bacteria count, so do you not kiss people either?
literally better than sex if she is into it and knows what she is doing.
>Asks for a credible source
>It's just common sense, I dont need science!
Let me guess, you're a flat earther, too? "Come on guys, it's just common sense, the ground looks pretty flat doesn't it!"
I'm pretty sure most bacteria's in your mouth are good bacterias that actually help the body against other bacterias. Probably the same applies to genitals area. Mixing them both together probably isn't because the bacterias are wildly different.
This is not based on science but on my logic which could probably be cracked by a single scientific article.
Yeah. I wonder why evolution didn't taught us to drink piss because it's so healthy too.
not if we fight it. There are some new platforms coming up against twitter, facebook and google. It's us to help them grow.
Nothing on the body is a sterile environment. I don't think anyone should be licking sweat and slime like a fucking dog.
> The human mouth beats out the genitals and anus in terms of bacteria count
Local flora and fauna are not created equal, dude. The raw number is irrelevant if you forget that the kind of bacteria which cause severe intestinal illness are common in the anal areas, and that's like an inch away from the genitals.
The fact that I have to be so pedantic makes me wonder where the fuck you draw the line. Are you having enema milkshakes, too? Menstraul pies? Come on dude, all this shit is gross as fuck and if you don't see it and aren't trolling, I don't know what the fuck your problem is.
You're disgusting, dude. Thinking about all the ways your wrong disgusts me too much to even respond. Believe wahtever you want. Nobody wants to take your right to kill yourself, but don't be surprised if people more reasonable, intelligent, and discerning than you are entirely repulsed.
There are lots of harmful bacteria in the mouth. That's why we have to brush our teeth, or we develop dental plaques and our teeth rot. Dental plaques are simply massive films of bacterial colonization. We do have lots of beneficial species there too. Genitals... well, that's probably going to mostly depend on your sex habits and hygeine. If you're not fucking diseased people and wash regularly, you should just have normal skin bacteria there which are generally benign when considered as a whole ecosystem.