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>>700680440
/b/ is the only good board!

LONG LIVE B!!!!!!!!!!!
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Link to infographic site

https://info.stylee32.net/
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>>700680620
This sounds like shit tbh. Maybe it only works in the US.
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>>700680440

Thread
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This one is pretty cool psychology.
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anybody willing to try this?
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If somebody wants there's a thread in >>>/t/ where soem anon has a torrent of 27 GB about guns and gunmaking.
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>>700681383
pussy eating sounds so fucked up. How can you even put your head a coupel of centimeters away from her asshole and into the place she pees.
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>>700681383
What sort of autist needs this?
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I've got a couple of recipes. Anybody wants?
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>>700681383
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>>700681694
yes please
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>>700681822
Ok. take them all with a grain of salt.
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>>700681531
The same way she sucks on the thing you pee out of. Bit of a hypochondriac are we?
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>>700682067
Nice pic should try to make one big pic together with >>700680923
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>>700682166
Ok what about nobody puts anything in their mouth where they shit and pee. I'm good with that, no BJ and no pussyeating.
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>>700682228
shit way to take cacti tbh- go the tea method
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>>700682366
What's the tea method?
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>>700681694
DO NOT TRY THIS, IT GIVES YOU SKITTLES VODKA
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>>700682314
>no bj
get out
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>>700682081
This is the worst way to make a pancake I've ever seen
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>>700682532
Can't get the job done naturally. Do you need some viagra as well?
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>>700681531
Spoken like a true 14 year old. Do you know what a blowjob is?
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>>700681708
IDK if this is ever gonna be useful but it's eclectic and interesting.
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>>700680609
>I'm a pathetic shitposter and that's all I ever will be
>Do you at least want to be original ? -> Fuck no
>Go to /b/

Yup, quite accurate. Wait... What am I doing with my life ?
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>>700681694
Post em
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>>700680499
doesn't work, anymore
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>>700682818
Yes faggot already told no BJ and no pussyeating. how the fuck can you think that's ok.

>>700683010
Did you try it? Where you from?
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>>700682314
But anon, it feels fucking fantastic. Just get clean if you're that worried about it.
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>>700683092
This is not healthy. If you miss one sleep cycle you feel tired the whole time and you need to reset everything.

>>700683147
I bet you think a sharpie in the pooper feels great too. Are you a fucking animal going after pleasures only and not thinking straight?
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>>700682470
>cut off the green part and into little chunks
>freeze/thaw 3x
>12 hours in a crockpot w/ a lemon
>reduce
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actually did this one. they left the key in the lock of the control panel

I still have the key

'DANGER - Hot Lava'
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>>700683366
Thanks.
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Anyone got marijuana growing tutorials?
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>>700681557
>What sort of autist needs this?
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>>700683310
Uhg, you flew to close to the sun anon, you could have kept me going for a while, but you blew your wad too quickly. If you aren't going to fuck don't get in bed in the first place.
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>>700681999
I always season my food
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>>700681708
more of this please
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>>700683676
Geez is it so hard to tell her, I won't pussyeat and she won''t BJ me.
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>>700683310
FUCK YOU SHARPIE IN POOPER IS AMAZING
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>>700680601
but still we have to ask you to gack to reddit.
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>>700683310
I sleep every other day.
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>>700684032
>Missing the point
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>>700684300
So what's the point?
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>>700682314
have fun with that
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>>700682314

Faggot.

Assuming the person is healthy, it's actually beneficial to exchange fluids with a person.
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>>700684471
Have fun with slurping a toilet.
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>>700684605
So why haven't I seen you acting in scat porn then?
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>>700682314
You're either a grand wizard or becoming one, anon. Enjoy being an eternal virgin for believing sex is gross.
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>>700682081
Kek more kek I love
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>>700684758
fucking isn't gross, just the BJ and pussyeating part
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>>700684713

I toss salads whenever I can. Look up "fecal transplant"
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>>700683144
Not that guy but it doesn't work. At least not in california
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>>700682505
What ?
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>>700682662
>Naturally
Are you actually a virgin? Theres more to sex than just shooting your load as fast as possible. Its about pleasure. Dick in pussy also isn't the easiest or fastest way to make a chick orgasm
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>>700684605
> it's actually beneficial to exchange fluids with a person.

Not really, dude, that's some pseudo sience shit. There are certain times in a mammal's life when that is the case, but a mature adult animal gets no benefit from swapping random bodily fluids with other members of its species, and puts it at risk of spreading disease, instead.

It may be "good" for a species, since spreading disease kills off the weaker members, but it is damn sure not good for the individual.
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>>700684409
The point was that if you'd taken more time and built up to it instead of just going full sharpie in the pooper on your fourth post, you could have kept us all going for a while, but no, you tipped your hand early. A good troll takes his time anon, building up the the conclusion slowly, feeling more people in over time until you finally perform your coup de grace and finish us off.

Practice your art, then return to us when you are ready!
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>>700681531

brother you are missing out on one of life's greatest pleasures

ain't nothing more satisfying than making a woman cum with just your tongue, they'll literally let you do anything afterwards too
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>>700683144
Damn, you really are a virgin. An entitled little bitch of one, at that. Who are you to make the rules? Fuck you, you little underage cunt.
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>>700682505
kek'd
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>>700685042

You're wrong. Best to read before you form an opinion.
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>>700681531
Low grade b8
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>>700685355
No, actually, I'm correct, and I challenge you to make a coherent argument against what I said.

The fact that you mentioned "Fecal Translplant" earlier, tells me you have no education and get your info from "random shit you read online", but go for it dude. Come up with a good argument while you're talking shit.
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>>700685355
I'm not even him, and I don't k ow if either of you are right, but you can't just say, "My beliefs are true, educate yourself shitlord!" and expect people to take you seriously. Back that opinion up with some info.
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>>700684961
kek. I thought you linked me to porn.

But basically it's just sharing good microbes . Like me and my brothers drink from the same bottle so we share our microbes.

>>700685035
Fingering isn't bad either. It's just putting your mouth where you fucking eat where she fucking pees. Same goes for her.

>>700685056
Oh thanks master. But i'm only half trolling. Putting your mouth where she pees and vice versa is fuckign disgusting you pig.

>>700685083
Money, status and other things can help instead.

>>700685190
Fuck off. YOu can do whatever you want. Why don't you go finish the water in a toilet bowl.
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>>700685083
this
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>>700684605
What you're saying is like saying "It's good to get shot" because you read somewhere that someone who got shot ended up recovering and doing better than he ever did.

Go get a blood transfusion from random people and let me know how that works out for you when chances are one of the first 2 will have a toxic reaction with your blood for being the wrong blood type.

That's some bug chaser shit, nigger, that's gross.
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>>700684605
Eating pussy greatly increases risk of oral cancer dumbass. It's not healthy to eat out pussy.
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>>700685643
>half trolling
Don't kid yourself
You're not even .0003 trolling
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>>700683633
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>>700680663
>lifespam
Aw, I hate the shit as it is, now I have to eat it my entire life? C'mon!
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>>700685919
Is that true? Not saying your wrong but can we see a source on that?
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>>700685975
I'm starting to feel like i'm getting trolled. Here's your (you).
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>>700682314
>Ok what about nobody puts anything in their mouth where they shit and pee.

I approve of this wholeheartedly, but try telling that to all the ferals out there who apparently think it gives them special powers to be a gross fruitcake.
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>>700686186
>Guy comes to a den of debauchery and immorality and starts espousing hard core conservative beliefs about sex
>Not trolling guys, honest!

Let's be real, even if he really believes that, he's trolling.
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>>700686282
At least one guy who agrees.
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>>700685919
Everything gives you cancer these days. Just shut up and die like the rest of us.
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>>700686366
Hey, I'm just curious to see if he's actually willing to provide a sauce. Betting he's trolling but it's possible he actually saw some shit on buzzfeed or the onion or something and took it as fact.
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>>700686387
>nobody can have conservative beliefs
>ever
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>>700686156
>700686156
Sure, read about Michael Douglas, for example. You can get HPV from genital to oral contact, and the damage it does to the cells can lead to the occurrence of throat cancer, for example.
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>>700686396
>Vaccines cause autism!
>*Thousands shout their disagreement*
>*One guy agrees*
>See, I'm right!
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>>700686555
No, I'm saying even if he does genuinely believe that, coming here to say it is kind of trolling. Its like a hardcore Catholic going to a gay bar to shout about Jesus and sin; just because you believe it doesn't mean you aren't trolling.
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>>700681999
Ooh, I tried this with the family and it turned out fantastic!
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>>700686640
>earth is round
>thousands shout their disagreement
>one guys agrees
>See. I'm right

Fuck your logic.
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>>700686387
Before you get sucked into it, too deeply, remember that this is just a game, dude. The people on here have their own lives and ideas. This is just social exercise for most people.

Rest assured that probably most of the world thinks mouth to genital contact is disgusting.
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>>700685643
The body is merely a mortal vessel, worrying too much about what you do with/to it is silly when we have the coming age of cybernetics and artificial enhancement.
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>>700686841
What are you going to do? Ban me for shouting somethign that people do not like to hear here.

>>700686836
What evidence except it 'feels' so good. Fuck off.
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>>700686580
Seems intuitive, but that isn't a source.

For the sake of argument, let's assume that's true. Even then, it doesn't say there's anything bad about eating pussy, it just means you should only do it to a woman who gets checked first, stands to reason?
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>>700686965
And until then it's our job to take care of it the best way possible.
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>>700686841
This isn't a gay bar, though. 4chan is a multi-platform online imageboard. The largest English speaking one that I know of, and it supports a wide range of topics.

I dare say that 4chan has a very eclectic userbase, and it only seems extreme because since everyone is posting, naturally you're going to notice extreme shit before someone asking what to name their cat, or dating advice.
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>>700686885
>one guys agrees
that don't prove shit

like >>700686640 said
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>>700687118
Nah. It's just atoms taking a shape around my mind. I don't give a fuck what happens to them, but if it makes me feel good I'm all for it.
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>>700687194
Can't you read the reply I gave him. Or are you like that pic>>700686836
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>>700686885
Not really, because in that case the vast majority of people and evidence would support your idea. The thousands vs one thing was meant to represent a vast majority and a minority, with the minority supporting the opinion.

Kind of ironic that your criticising my logic when you don't even understand it.
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>>700687289
Can I use your atoms for my enjoyment. You can eat pus in my place so I don't have to deal with it.
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>>700683621
all over youtube, dude
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>>700687064
No, not at all, I'm just pointing out that you're shitposting even if you do genuinely believe what you're saying. No one said anything about banning anyone.
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>>700687289
You might as well be a mindless worm basking in some pool somewhere for all the good your ideology does you or anyone around you.
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>>700687325
What evidence besides it feels good does eatign pus and getting BH has?
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>>700685136
>>700685086
>>700685177
>>700684183

One of many reasons why banning guns in this country won't do shit. It's an extremely simple technology that anyone can use.
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>>700687439
What didn't you understand about finding eating pus and giving BJ gross?

Or are you only taking long posts serious because the author put time writing his post?
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>>700687076
Dude, nobody cares what the fuck you do in private, but mouth to genital contact will never be mainstream socially accepted because it's fucking nasty. I don't care how good it makes you feel, it's objectively fucking gross. It's worse than licking armpits, and most people agree that's gross, too.
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>>700683986
thats the only 2 I have from that, sorry anon
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>>700687555
Fucking kek man
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>>700687130
That's not really a fair comparison though. What you're doing is like someone inside that gay bar pointing out that the city has lots of normal people living there. Sure, 4chan is a diverse place, but we're not just on 4chan, were also on /b/, a place that's generally full of morons, shitposters, trolls, and scumbags.
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>>700687702
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>>700687555
kek is real
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>>700687292
In this case YOU are like that pic, as you're the one with the minority opinion.
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>>700681217
Sounds like I'm getting high off my ass on basil tonight
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>>700687779
I heard this is bullshit though.
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>>700687289
>but if it makes me feel good I'm all for it.

How about injecting you with opiate derivitive sedatives until you pass out in euphoria and while you're unconscious disassemble your body painlessly and sell it to some rich old American for his 6th heart transplant and his 4th set of kidneys?
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>>700687400
Sure man
>>700687447
It does me good because it allows me to free my mind. Instead of worrying "is this good or bad" I simply need to either want it or not want it. The body is simply a shell, and I will change it and use it as a tool, not as something to be protected.

And if you think that's edgy, technically you're right, but not in the meme definition.
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>>700686841
Wrong
That's not at all how trolling works
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>>700687843
Yes. Because minority opinions are always wrong. Are you retarded?
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>>700687930
Nice. Got anymore food pics?
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>>700687555

brilliant and trips
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>>700687480
Dude, did you even finish highschool? You're replying to a logical rhetoric with a reply about the original subject matter? We aren't talking about eating pussy, were talking about the logic of what he said. You don't get to back out of being proved wrong on a point by jumping topics.

Focus, child.
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>>700687875
I don't think you understand. If it ends my minds existence I don't want that, but otherwise I don't care. As long as you make sure my mind survives by putting it in cryofreeze or a computer or some shit, I don't mind, but if you can't do that we have no deal.

Also, It's not that I'd do something meaningless to it, but rather that I won't let fear of harming myself hold me back.
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>>700680609
it led me to /b/
wow what a surprise...
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>>700687651
>but mouth to genital contact will never be mainstream socially accepted

I did't know that you have internet in the amish village
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>>700687698
Well, dude, it's like I said, before you get sucked too deep into the "/b/ personality" or whatever, you need to understand that everyone is represented here.

>Everyone is represented here

That's what I said. You can't just unilaterally say "Oh hey, this place is only for people who like slickwhisper-muffins or curly-tots and everyone else is a lying shitposter"

I mean, come on dude. Reality check for a sec, here. /b/ is full of extremists from every side. Some are more quiet than others, but it's all here, and that's why it's a great place to exercise social skills you don't get to use elsewhere.
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>>700687631
That is a complete non sequitur. It has literally nothing to do with what I said. Do you have ADHD? Do you understand how conversations work?
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>>700681645
Any more of this?
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>>700687651
>mouth to genital contact will never be mainstream socially accepted
What? Kek, it literally IS accepted. Do you live in Saudi Arabia or something?
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>>700687930
This is complete bullshit and is not backed by science.
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>>700688143
Ok. So please tell me where I was wrong. Where does my logic fail in eating pus and giving blowjobs as fucking disgusting? It doesn't matter how clean both are. You put your mouth where pee comes out.

>>700688235
truly our home board
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>>700688102
Yeah, but not as good as that one, mainly random recipes
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>>700680663
>apes taunt tiger cubs
>fucking with children is humor

now i know where nigger behavior comes from
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>>700688286
Why are you changing the subject and not answering my question?
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>>700688414
Keep eating those in the red zone then, m8, no one cares.
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>>700681383
squirting is pissing
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>>700684183
its all fun n games until this xplodes in your face
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>>700687970
I didn't say minority opinions are always wrong, I didn't even imply it. Do you not understand how sentences work? Do you not understand the picture?

Let me give you a hint, then. look at that picture. See how the crowd has papers, and how the two lone people have their fingers in their ears? Pay attention to that kiddo, it's important!
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>>700688514
>now i know where nigger behavior comes from
haha yeah man coming from a guy who's home board gets their laughs from people getting destroyed in multiple different ways that doesn't sound hypocritical at all.
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>>700688511
Thanks. I put some up at the beginning of the thread if you're interested.
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>>700687807
>not sturgeon
KYS
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>>700688709
Show me a reply where I didn't answer his criticism then?
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>>700688273
I'd agree with you for the most part, but scroll down the front page of /b/ and it's always at least half porn, usually more. /b/ is a lot of things, but by and large, it isn't sexually conservative.
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>>700689107
You trolled us nice once. Here's your (you).
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>>700680609
/mu/ is a poptimist board though
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>>700687555
trips got me dam it
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>>700689667
Thanks for coming back.
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>>700688166
Your ideology seems to ignore that your mind is intrinsically tied to your body, and what you do to your body affects your mind and vice versa.

so harming your body, also harms your mind. Everything affects your mind along with your body. An illusion otherwise can be quickly dispelled by some basic tests you can do yourself. You have to take care of your body if you value your mind, and you have to care for your mind if you value your body
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>>700688421
The logical fallacy you used is called non sequitur, which is when your reply doesn't actually address the point that was made. You'd know this if you finished highschool.

We were talking about the logic of, more or less, where you fit along the scale of minority to majority, and correct to incorrect.

You, for some reason, put forth the idea that its logical to compare your opinion about oral sex to the earth being round, comparing the reaction to an unpopular minority opinion to the reaction of the majority to a widely accepted truth.

Specificly, refer to these two posts.
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>>700689780
not the same anom
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>>700688376
Theres the other one I had, a couple posts below it,
>>700681708
but that was all I had of those, sorry. "The other 12 pages" might just be a troll, I have never seen or heard of them, anyway, in a good few years of info threads
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>>700689253
thanks man, i´m happy
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>>700690026
Ah. thanks for continuing it.
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>>700688554
I'm not. We were discussing the logic of your comparison, not what you said about mouth to genital contact, I actually haven't said anything about that topic one way or another. I was calling you out on equating the reception of "vaccines cause autism" to "the earth is round"
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>>700687555
why do I always fall for that, also checked
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>>700681383
I've saved many of these 'how to pleasure a woman' pics thinking I could do it proparly that way, but like most tricks I probably won't be able to use this anyway
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>>700690026
Ah. thanks for continuing it anyway

>>700689956
My post in >>700686885 was meant as a way to say that 500 years ago it was the exact opposite where the only a minority of peopel believed in Heliocentrism.
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>>700689049
You always answer, yet you usually miss the point. Considering the minority of people getting throat cancer from eating people out, compared to the amount of please it causes for thousands of people who do it and never get sick, you wouldn't be making the overall ratio of human pain to human pleasure any better by stopping all oral sex. It's a net positive.
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>>700687651
i'm sorry to have to tell you that 90 percent of the world population has at least once had another person's genitals in their mouth
>never be mainstream
you are the odd one out here faggot. have fun never eating out your gf and see where she'll get it from :^).
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>>700688238
You don't have to be Amish to live clean.

>>700688406
No, but you are likely a teenager living in a liberal western country to hold such an isolated view.

And even within your liberal country, your opinion is not the majority.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, guys, but not everyone is a baseless, debauched, pill popping, drunkard obsessed with narcissistic hedonism like your heros, apparently..
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>>700690242
Are you the same guy as this >>700689956? If no tell me.
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>>700689871
Then I am even more interested in separating my mind from my body. The mind is affected by the body, yes, but it can exist in anything that can hold it.
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>>700690533
I never said something about throat cancer. I only said it was gross to put your mouth where pee comes out. Same way it's gross to put your mouth in a toilet bowl.
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>>700690615
*tips straw hat
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>>700680923
bump
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>>700690615
>but mouth to genital contact will never be mainstream socially accepted
> will never be mainstream socially accepted
>mainstream socially accepted
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>>700689667
oh, you're a legend anon, I've never seen the rest of the set.
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>>700687702
just a heads up, they have started going back on the pressure point shit. But pressure, elevation, treat for shock.
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>>700690458
>Thinking heliocentrism = the earth being round or flat
Heliocentrism is actually the belief that the sun is at the center of the universe. In the modern day, it's still a minority opinion, because we know there's more to the universe than just our solar system. That said, I get what you mean, though there's still a problem here.

The example I used, vaccines causing autism, was specificly chosen because of how much ofvidence there is against it, and more Importantly, the irrelevance of the point. Even if vaccines did cause autism, once you consider the rate at which autism occurs among vaccinated children, compared to the numbers of children that would die if we didn't have vaccines, it becomes obvious that even if vaccines actually did cause autism, which they don't, that having them would still be a net positive.

My point t about oral sex is similar. Even if it does cause throat cancer to one in a million people, which we haven't at all established that it does, it's still a net positive to the human condition overall.
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>>700690635
No, but he's doing a better job of addressing your flawed logic than I can, so I'll leave it to him. Forget me, respond to that guy.
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>>700691292
>it's still a net positive

Nigger, there's nothing positive about it. It can and does make people sick. You can't be fucking serious? It's disgusting, dude. It's one thing to want to do it in private, but if you are trying to say that eating pussy is good for you, as a real, unironic statement, then get ready to be a laughing stock if you air that in public.
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>>700682166
Hypochondriac, gtfo
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>>700691216
I feel kinda lucky. It's my first time seeing this and I get the full package.

>>700691292
I'm saying to look 500 years back where heliocentrism was the minority opinion. Same way my opinion being a minority opinion.

And I never said anythign about throat cancer. That was some other anon. I never said you cannot do that. It's just my belief.
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>autists having an argument runing a thread
>again
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>>700687702
this gets said by some asshole every time this gets posted, so here goes

use nitrile gloves if possible unless you know the patient is not allergic to latex
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>>700690615
You're in a thread with people from all over the world, and all of them save one are telling g you you're wrong, so don't act like you have the mainstream opinion here.
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>>700691669
How hard is it to only look at the pictures and to ignore the text?
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>>700690615
>I'm sorry to burst your bubble, guys, but not everyone is a baseless, debauched, pill popping, drunkard obsessed with narcissistic hedonism like your heros, apparently
go back to your fucking amish village faggot
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>>700691762
I said mainstream opinion, not mainstream opinion "here"

Without a doubt /b/ does not represent mainstream opinion, as there are countless opposing opinions here, with nothing that is completely accepted by everyone.
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>>700690516
Threw my phone in violent laughter
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>>700687064
i miss old /b/ where a faggot like this would get banned within a nanosecond just for posting the question
>what are you gonna do? ban me?
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>>700680440

Useless. Cops zip ties keep your hands in separate loops, and they do it behind your back.

Any pleb could escape a regular zip tie.
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>>700691547
I'm not saying it's good for you, I'm saying it feels good, a lot of people do it, and overall it's existence adds a great deal of pleasure to the human condition edition as a whole.

Here's the problem here, you're seeing your opinions as objectively true facts. Oral sex is not gross, it isn't hot, it isn't being, it isn't exciting, people THINK it's gross or sexy or boring or whatever.

Your individual opinion does not represent fact or the majority opinion of all people everywhere.

>>700691623
Okay, fair enough, but consider the following: HELIOCENTRISM IS WRONG YOU KNOB. The sun ISNT the center of the universe, which is what the heliocentric model of centuries past said it was. Its the center of our solar system, not the center of all creation.


As for you not being the tyrant cancer guy, that doesn't matter, my point still stands, you didn't address the logic. Replace "gives you cancer" with "grosses out some people" and reevaluate.
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>>700681531

fag detected
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>>700687930
thanks this is pretty useful
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>>700692197
Win the lottery and buy 4chan if you don't like the no mods rule.
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>>700682791

Is that works with flat girls too?
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>>700680620
I'm missing "Illusion Ahead"
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>>700692011
Go to pornhub, the world's largest porn site, and look at the most viewed videos. I guarantee you 90% of them have oral sex.

This is the part where your tell me pornhub doesn't represent a majority opinion about sex, despite the fact that it's literally the largest collection of data on the sexual preference of humans on the planet, with a clue exception for things they ban due to legal reasons).
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>>700692297
I did adress his logic. he says minority opinions don't matter. I tell him it does and gives him an analogy.
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>>700691257
so, what we sould do?
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>>700692297
No, dude, it's objective scientific fact that genitalia are not sterile environments. In fact, they stay some of the sweatiest dirtiest parts of the human body with high counts of ambient flora and often fauna.

These are not opinions. These are facts. It can and does cause disease. Shooting up heroin probably feels way better, but in your model of the world, feeling good is some ultimate goal, right?

Dude, the fact is that genitals are, in fact, generally unsanitary, and irrespective of how gross or hot your think it is or is not, it can OBJECTIVELY MAKE YOUR BODY SICK.

The concept is not difficult to understand, but explaining it to you is like explaining basic bathroom hygene to some nigger chimps in Uganda who have been pissing and shitting in their water supply for generations, wondering why the spirits kill and paralyze so many of the tribe.
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>>700692697
Isn't the majority skipping the BJ scenes. I always do.
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>>700692746
Nice try on the redirect there, but you didn't address my point. Try again, and maybe actually address what I said this time.

I feel like I'm hearding a cat.
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>>700691423
beautiful not gross
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>>700693056
I can bet you that 95% of all pussy aobve the age of 15 are not that clean.
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>>700687601
dont plant any sweet asylum tho, them muslamics will come and take it
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>>700693056
This is a site where people get off to pictures of dirty diapers and say the same things, so, don't be surprised if people disagree.
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>>700693032
Ok.

>Back then people said helio was correct
Back then people said giving BJ and eating puss is disgusting

>People said earth is the center of universe
People today say that eating puss and giving BJ is good and correct way

>People now after much debate and logic say that the earth is heliocentric
Hopefully people will start realizing that eating puss and giving BJ is disgusting
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>>700692862
>Objectively can make you sick.
True, but..
>Can make you sick
>Can
>CAN
Can, as in potentially can, but for the literally billions of people who have done it and haven't gotten sick, that possibility is largely irrelevant.

You compare it to heroine, which is innacurate, as the VAST majority of people who try heroin
Are hurt by it, whereas a tiny, insignificant minority of people who try oral sex are ever hurt by it.

Saying oral sex is bad is like saying movie theatre popcorn is bad. Sure, maybe one in a million cases end badly, but for the rest of those people who are just enjoying the hot buttery joy, it's fine.

It's also worth noting that in terms of bacteria count, the human mouth is dirtier than the genitals. Are you okay with kissing?
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>>700692916
Almost certainly not. If they did, pornhub would note the change in their metrics, and they'd tell the people paying thousands of dollars to make these things that people were skipping it, and the popularity would drop off.
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>>700692916
me too, though i l myself love getting a BJ and am quite fond of eating a girl out. though there has to be some kind of connection cause if it's a one night stand i can't really be bothered.
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>>700693056
the hidden handgun spotting doesn't work if someone is carrying 2 guns, because then the weight distribution is even again.
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any bdsm stuff for noobs?
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>>700693866
Do you know where I can find those metrics. I want to know what's the ratio of people skipping to the people watching it and continuing into the fucking scenes.
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>>700694104
There's a link with a huge amount of pics in it. Might want to check it out.
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>>700693595
First I just want to say your comparison there is absolutely fucked. I'm tempted to explain why, but you'd just get caught up in arguing over anqlogies.


Okay, for the sake of argument let's just say you're right, and somehow oral sex is objectively disgusting.

Why would you want it to stop? It brings billions of people untold amounts of pleasure and almost never harms people. Overall it's a net gain to human happiness, so why end it even if you do think it's gross? A small minority of people getting the willies over a blowjob does not outweigh the net positive.
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I think most intelligent and discerning people intuitively understand mouth to genital contact is gross. People don't need to realize that, it is something anyone with discernment learns for themselves, but I do believe that youth today are brainwashed by the messages they get in media that are often hypersexualized in order to sell a product, and those hypersexualized ideas become internalized at a young age.

In a group of retards, it's not uncommon for them to do shit like scratch their asshole and sniff their hands or pick their mouth or do whatever, and while they may be having fun, and even think it's perfectly fine, more discerning and more intelligent individuals can see and understand the hygene deficits and their possible effects on the health and well being.

You see /b/, it's like a world of retards shitting and pissing on each other, thinking what they are doing is fine, and the whole time, it's only the retards thinking that and doing it with each other, and that's their world, but the rest of the people who see them, think it's gross, but don't give a shit about them so ignore it.
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>>700694106
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Pornhub+video+metrics
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>>700694411
Idk if you read this >>700692862 but it pretty much sums my idea around oral sex.
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>>700694522
Everybody likes to experiment. Still not everything that feels good is necessarily right.
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>>700694522
Show me one reputable source that says most people think oral sex is gross. Just one reputable source and I'll concede.
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>>700694522
>Hypersexualized
>Internalized
what are you, a fucking SJW?

pic related, for you
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>>700693866
It doesn't work like that, dude. Those are generic stats based on page hits, that a web-bot could easily turn into meaningless robo-stats. It's all about selling ad space.
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>>700694573
>using google

Thanks. But how do you feel having NSA fuck you over when the time is right?
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>>700680853
Lol does this actually exist? Cant be tue
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>>700694919
See you when SHTF.
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>>700694733
I'm not appealing to the majority, nigger, I'm appealing to intelligence. Did you miss my whole point in the post you replied to?
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>>700694578
Oh, yes, I see... You know what else isn't a sterile environment?... THE HUMAN MOUTH YOU RETARD.

Why would you kiss someone? The human mouth beats out the genitals and anus in terms of bacteria count, so do you not kiss people either?
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>>700692279
Your the tard that brought up cops. He never mentioned bring detained by cops it just said zip ties and I bet your fat ass couldn't get out of a Chinese finger trap
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>>700694578
Ironicly, fresh urine is about the only sterile substance in the human body. Blood? Not sterile? Saliva? Nope. Cerebro-spinal fluid? Nope. But fresh piss is.
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>>700684228
Anyone got full sized version of how to successfully run away from police, pictured in this image?
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>>700694821
Anon please, Google is going to wake up and take over the internet long before the new order is ready to move.
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>>700682314
literally better than sex if she is into it and knows what she is doing.
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>>700695116
>Asks for a credible source
>It's just common sense, I dont need science!

Let me guess, you're a flat earther, too? "Come on guys, it's just common sense, the ground looks pretty flat doesn't it!"
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>>700692916
I always do as well.
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>>700695146
I'm pretty sure most bacteria's in your mouth are good bacterias that actually help the body against other bacterias. Probably the same applies to genitals area. Mixing them both together probably isn't because the bacterias are wildly different.

This is not based on science but on my logic which could probably be cracked by a single scientific article.

>>700695340
Yeah. I wonder why evolution didn't taught us to drink piss because it's so healthy too.

>>700695483
not if we fight it. There are some new platforms coming up against twitter, facebook and google. It's us to help them grow.
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>>700695146
/Thread
Or... well
/derail
I guess..

I don't k ow, the point is, you win.
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>>700695647
fuck new fetish
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>>700694240

I have no idea what are you talking about but thanks I guess
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>>700680853
Thanks, I got the child version of this, was lookin for the adult, thanks.
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>>700695146
Nothing on the body is a sterile environment. I don't think anyone should be licking sweat and slime like a fucking dog.

> The human mouth beats out the genitals and anus in terms of bacteria count

Local flora and fauna are not created equal, dude. The raw number is irrelevant if you forget that the kind of bacteria which cause severe intestinal illness are common in the anal areas, and that's like an inch away from the genitals.

The fact that I have to be so pedantic makes me wonder where the fuck you draw the line. Are you having enema milkshakes, too? Menstraul pies? Come on dude, all this shit is gross as fuck and if you don't see it and aren't trolling, I don't know what the fuck your problem is.
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>>700692279
Same trick still works to break them or do pick it. You just need one hand free. A safety pin will do it
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>>700680853
Thanks for this, was looking for it.
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hey dudes do you must argue with this faggot who doesn't like blowjobs?

This started to be the only usable thread in a while and you have to fuck it up
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>>700695924
at the start of thread. sorry I have to defend myself agains BJ loving people.

>>700695958
kek
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>>700695146
You're disgusting, dude. Thinking about all the ways your wrong disgusts me too much to even respond. Believe wahtever you want. Nobody wants to take your right to kill yourself, but don't be surprised if people more reasonable, intelligent, and discerning than you are entirely repulsed.
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>>700695755
There are lots of harmful bacteria in the mouth. That's why we have to brush our teeth, or we develop dental plaques and our teeth rot. Dental plaques are simply massive films of bacterial colonization. We do have lots of beneficial species there too. Genitals... well, that's probably going to mostly depend on your sex habits and hygeine. If you're not fucking diseased people and wash regularly, you should just have normal skin bacteria there which are generally benign when considered as a whole ecosystem.
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