>short >jet black hair >pale smooth skin >D or C cups >leaves me alone for extended periods of time >doesnt say dumb shit around friends and family >loves to give blowjobs and anal >bakes shit like cup cakes and cakes >has a job
>about 5' tall >slim >tits D or below >virgin, but those are fuckin unicorns so as long as she hasnt slept around a lot i'm fine >not crazy >shares some of my interests, but has her own >educated, has her own job, and doesnt rely on/expect me to pay their bills >younger than me >never fucked or dated a black guy
>>700680399 When I see girls like that, I always wonder if they're aware of themselves? I mean, she has huge tits and isn't too shy to flaunt them, but her face and her smile don't match the slut-personality. So his she unaware of how she's presenting herself? And if she's aware, what does she think of the fact that literally every boy wants to fuck her? I had a friend like her once and she said that she never notices when guys stare at her rack and she also said she doesn't think that anyone would like to fuck her.
>>700680399 >Same ethnicity as me >About the same age or a bit younger >Smart >Fun >Athletic >Good looking >Chaste >Low maintenance and little to no make-up >At least master's degree in any field of natural sciences (students also acceptable) >Doesn't watch TV or listen to radio >Doesn't like any other kind of commercial spoon-fed entertainment either >Doesn't smoke, drink or use drugs >Plays some instrument >Photographer >Interested in history and mythology >Plays games occasionally >Likes roughly the same music, movies and shows as I do >Rides a motorcycle or at least likes/accepts them >Accepts, likes or shoots guns >Conservative right-wing nationalist >Likes to be in nature >Likes animals (and dogs over cats) >Likes cooking
I think that's a good starting point. More requirements can be set, when candidates show up.
>Doesn't talk much. >Hates going out. >I do my things, she does hers, often together. >usually horny, doesn't like taking the initiative, but kind of hints at it at times. >looks: 6+/10 >We both know we would like nothing more than to just sit through every weekend cuddled up watching a movie or playing some game.
>BIG BOOBED >AND SKINNY TOO >FIT, BUT NOT REQUIRES THE SAME FOR ME >HATES GOING OUT >HATES HER FRIENDS >LIKES WHAT I LIKE >DISLIKES WHAT I DISLIKE >LIKES VIDYA, BUT IS NOT BETTER AT ANY GAME THAN ME >SHY VIRGIN >BUT A FUCKING SEMEN DEMON, COCK CRAVING WHORE IN BED >LIKES COOKING AND HOME KEEPING >NOT SAY A WORD IF NOT ASKED FOR
>>700682871 Actually I've turned down all girls thus far.
>>700682984 Possible but I'm such an unique snowflake that it's hard to find anyone that's even remotely likeable in any serious way. And because having a girlfriends isn't a very high priority for me, I'm content with my situation. Sometimes it's a bit lonely but that's fine too.
>>700683336 I'd say the same about anyone, who smokes, drinks or uses drugs. It tells that the person doesn't have any content in his/her life and has to artificially fill the void.
>>700680399 >5'2 to 5'4 >Short brunette hair similar to OP's pic. >Pale skin >Smart >Likes anime but just like any other genre >Likes videogames and wants to play together >Virgin >Breasts from size D to A >Loves to just be together
>>700681888 Nice trips, I would rather have a person who has had sex b4 because if you find a virgin it is because they are lying or they are not worth it. Most awesome women are awesome because they have been with someone that has opened them up to be into more things than just makeup tutorials and nail art.
>Japanese >Short >Thin >Share some interests, but not all >At least a common knowledge of video games and anime >Willing to try new things >6/10 or lower so other men don't look at her >Clingy >B-C tits >Virgin >Dresses conservatively
>>700680399 In order of importance more or less >playful and tomboyish but still feminine >carefree >nice to everyone >pretty face, young looking >pretty eyes >athletic >skinny but not anorexic >nice legs >short hair that is feminine in pattern, or medium hair that is messy >any height above 4'9 >decent tits
But here's the real dealmaker/breaker >not materialistic, will love me for myself and not my worldly success and social standing
>>700680399 >Brown eyes (most important) >long hair with any colour that is not ginger >shorter or around 180 cm >smile like a god >big tits and ass >kind of fit >faithful >not stupid >pussy don't smell of sea food
>>700680399 >Thin - Sightly chubby >Likes vidya >Likes skating or longboarding >Short hair or very long hair >Thai, white, or Latino >Tom boy >Likes talking about philoshy and space >is VERY much in love with me >Clingy as fuck >Flat chested (If chubby then D cup) >No father >Very homey mother who likes me and makes me food and likes me in their house >No older siblings >Has a part time job (So I don't have to pay for literally everything, but she's not at work all the time)
>>700684837 Pretty much how I think. Every time I've said no to someone, it seems that I've dodged a bullet but I guess the good ones don't just show up and have to be found. One girl was actually very nice and we were good friends but she turned out to be lesbian years after. She became really distant after what happened and the friendship was over, so nowadays I'm very confused, what I should have said, because both ways it would have ended badly.
>>700686504 I'm not having a casting. I'm not even looking for a girlfriend. Me being "narrow minded" only saves me from relationships I don't want. If I find the girl of my dreams, fine. If not, that's fine too.
>older than me >Enjoys kinky sex and frequently initiates sex >Athletic and will come to the gym with me >Enjoys being outdoors, camping, hiking, kayaking, etc >Equally enjoys staying indoors and playing Vidya >Not a fucking lunatic >Good conversationalist >Has a face that doesn't make me throw up >Literally doesn't exist My ex gf fit most of my criteria, except she was fat and crazy.
>short >smooth white skin, no spider veins >short black or neon colored hair >blue eyes >small tits, a or b cup >button nipples >cute little nose >straight white teeth >little waist with big hips >pawg >little feet >enjoys doing drugs like cocaine and weed >votes for Trump >doesn't overreact about every little fucking thing >gives me my space when I want it >likes giving blowjobs and anal >sex drive to match mine >infertile so I can cum inside whenever I want without fear >enjoys high intensity ddlg sex >smokes cigarettes regularly (holy fuck I love a girl that smokes)
I think that's all. I have a gf right now but we fight almost every day and it fucking sucks. Pussy is good, but not worth the incessant nagging.
>>700680399 >Toned-thick, not fat >White, or half-white asian/latina. No blacks or sand people >Long, lush, sexy hair >Big doe eyes, apple cheeks and dick sucking lips >Big fat tiddays that bounce and swing and flop all over the place, but nipples still point forwards for dat braless. >Is mostly domestic but still likes to go /out/ and have adventures with me >Works, but nothing so crazy or stressful that it takes away from home life >Sub and kinky in bed. Calls me daddy, wears a leash, likes getting slapped/spanked, very noisy and vocal, etc >Has a functioning brain, fact-checks before she gets mad at things in the news, forms her own opinions, is curious and inquisitive >Laughs at my lame jokes and has the same silly, childish sense of humor that I do
My actual gf is pretty close to this actually, though she's a walking stress ball and can be kind of a reactive, overly-sensitive bitch sometimes. Not so much with me, but mundane shit that most people can either see through or ignore (like politics/news) she gets all worked up and it's annoying. "OMG babe can you believe what *insert troll celebrity* said?? THATS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT I CANT BELIEVE ANYONE EVEN LISTENS TO HIM OMG WHY IS HE STILL EVEN AROUND BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Her home life went to shit during her early teen years, we (me and her family) think that's what made her into this stress/anger machine, I got pretty fucking mad and really ripped into her one night and it finally sank in that she's just making everyone else miserable when she does this so now she's starting to talk to therapists, hopefully it will get better.
>>700686513 That's retarded logic man. >nice to everyone just means she, like me, wants everyone to be free to be happy, more or less >carefree I wouldn't be able to stand someone who was held back by feelings of obligations or duty to society. That doesn't mean she wants to fuck everyone.
>>700689090 TV as in the preprogrammed box of garbage that sits in the middle of most living rooms and dictates the lives of many with schedules and pollutes minds with commercials and horrible programs. Sure, there are some good shows but those can be seen elsewhere any time and without adds.
> older than me > pale with red, black or dyed hair OR asian > short > small waist > borderline alcoholic > smokes (cigs not weed) > 6+10 > not depressed but kind of melancholy > likes to talk about why this world is fucked > similar taste in music > respects that i need time alone and she needs time to herself aswell > high sex drive > likes to switch between dom and sub
>>700692211 And that's why I said she could never actually exist. It's sad because I basically want someone like me, but female and with feminine traits like liking cute things and shit.
But I guess it's impossible for women to be like this. I don't get it but I do know you're right. Basically what I want is something that can't actually exist in the real world.
I might be a waifufag if it weren't for the fact that not even fictional girls are a good as what I want. I prefer still art of cute girls that I can interpret how I want to pretty much everyone elses interpretation of girls, real or fake.
>>700682674 >Be anon. >Be out on weekly excursion from the basement to check the mail >A 9/10 girl happens to be running by on a jog with her dog, Fido. >She's training for the bianual harvard marathon, where she's studying to be Biologist >They get to talking, and she seems interested >Says she's never had a boyfriend because they don't understand her conservative values and her refusal to watch TV or radio (despite her deep passion for the exact same shows that anon loves, because that's not contradictory as fuck, right?) >Says that she just wishes she could find a guy that loves motorcycles, league of legends, zues the thunder god, and taking filtered instagram pictures of the random shit in anon's room. >Anon is amazed. He never, in all his life met a girl like this. >The conversation has been going on for hours now, and finally turns to music >"So what music do you like anon?" >Anon likes only linkin park and green day, but he can play wonderwall on his guitar. >"Oh my god that's so cool Anon! You can play the guitar? I've always wanted to learn an instrument!"
>"You fucking what?" >"Oh I've just always wanted to learn! ...I just never had the chance growing up..." >Anon punches her in the face in a full on nerd rage >"FUCK YOU BITCH, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?" >"FLUTE OR GET THE FUCK OUT!" >Anon storms off to his basement, narrowly dodging the bullet.
Physical 5'10" Average weight. Neither skinny nor fat. Fairly muscular. Not bulging or anything, but strong. White with any hair color Has very good vision. Don't care what color the eyes are Good sized breasts Attractive face
>>700680399 As long as she's healthy, physically and mentally, and is honest with me all the time about whatever is on her mind, I'd be cool with whatever shit she puts me through. Just don't want to play games all the time and pretend I'm someone I'm not to have her interest and her affection.
>>700680399 At this point I just want a girlfriend who's a total slut. My current girlfriend of 8 years is such a bore. I love her but I'm getting tired of doing the same thing in bed everynight. Fuck I would even be happy if she cuck'ed me now.
>>700694720 It's the same with my wife, I've asked her to sit on my fave to eat her out, bit she's only done it once, Everytime I want to do a 69 she doesn't want to, like bitch you getting your pussy eaten out so I aint the only one getting pleasure
>>700693596 1. I don't have a basement. 2. I check mail daily. 3. Harvard isn't where I live. 4. You can watch shows on the internet. There's this thing called Netflix for example. Not sure if you have heard of it. 5. League of Legends and other MOBAs are cancer. 6. You spelled Zeus wrong and I'm more interested in Balto-Finnic mythology at the moment. 7. Instagram combines two things I dislike: Lomography and social media. 8. I don't listen to nu metal or punk rock and can't play Wonderwall, because I have never heard it or tried playing it. You guessed my instrument right though. 9. I'm not that strict about my preferences. Good attempt still. 6/10
>>700680399 >aryan (and really pale. Like, 'lived her entire life above the arctic circle') >northern/eastern european accent >shy/quiet >thin, not neccesarily athletic >just as possesive as I am >can keep secrets >kinky >good work ethic
>fit but not muscular >d-cups that won't sag till her 50s >perky ass but not huge >submissive sexually >feisty otherwise >likes 3somes with women, likes hunting them with me >gets off on pleasing me >into facials and anal >likes drinking/drugs, coke, acid, molly, don't care about weed lol. >likes sexy clothes and costumes >knows how to dance and twerk >can deepthroat > smart > outgoing, secure, well liked > funny but doesn't try too hard > brunette, tan, Mediterranean/middle eastern looks
Rich loves to smoke green big booty 34 c boobs black or Mexican or just tanned. About about 7 or 10 years younger than me. Loves to suck cock and take it up the ass and is fixed so I can cum in her pussy. And is totally submissive. Whore at home and a lady in public.
>>700697366 There is no Shaws here and no, I'm not going to hit on anyone for now and I'm going to hold on to some sort of standards. For some reason everyone here assumes that not having a girlfriend is like being unable to breath or dying of hunger, when in reality it's much less dramatic. It's not dramatic at all.
>>700680399 >born female >identifies as female >genitals in-tact sad that in 2016 you have to specify this. other than that: >big ass >big tits >puts up with all my shit >helps me grow as a person >has a job >laughs at my jokes >makes me laugh with her jokes >share a few hobbies >good tasting pussy
>>700680399 >Like pic related but not with the obvious eyebrows
>No loose pussy >Gotta be pink >Literally any race but shitskins >Bonus points if they're bi >Even more bonus points if they're willing to try drugs with me and travel to cities >They're not a detached person >Easy to talk to and always has something interesting to say >Only in my dreams
>>700680399 About 5'1-5'2 Jet black hair or Red head No boy pussy allowed Nice thighs Video-game player Artist Not a social butterfly but not socially retarded C-cup Not a feminist and can get and laugh at fucked up shit with me Into kinky shit
>>700681100 >5' or shorter >C-DD tits, doesn't flaunt unless it's too me >submissive >pale, white girls are the best >alternative/expressive >hates daddy, loves cock >ddlg interests or bdsm >same age or older >likes any genre, metal is top though >not cringey >clingy is nice just not personal space clingy >loves shitty CGI horror movies >good humor >independent
Exes fit this but left for some cracker that fucked her over and begged for me back
Blue eyes , dark hair , skin pale as snow , pink lips , pink nails , big boobs , big butt , a little bit chubby , cute/baby face , not taller than 160 cm , loyal , overly attached , funny , shy , only likes me doesn't talk with other guys , submissive , virgin even better kisslesswhen I met her , femine as much as could in posture and dressing but not so that she spends whole days doing stupid shit woman do like shopping , probably into fantasy stuff especially vidya , animu and books , cuddly , often horny , would do anything for me , shares alot of my interests and wants to learn about all the others , normal family , no shaddy history , doesn't drown in her depression , has a strong goal but would change it for me , that's probably it
> Great Ass > Probably Asian > Skinny > 8/10+ > Intelligent > Motivated/Independent/Ambitious > Likes to fuck but selective > Has interests and hobbies besides material shit and doesn't care that I have interests besides her. > Healthy relationship with her dad > Doesn't take herself too seriously
I like that kind of stuff but realistically I've found you can only get about 3/4 of it in a relationship. I usually prioritise looks over mental health.
>>700707861 >I'd flunk out of college if it meant having a girl. And I'm the 'nigger' here? Stop caring about women; they'll always be around, and they'll always be as useless as they have been. Focus on what's important and get your ass out of that school with a degree.
>>700707165 DO NOT DO THIS. this guys a pussy go for it anon. you need to approach her first. talk to her everyday if you can. small talk for the most part them she will get used to seeing/talking to you everyday. then casually ask her out to lunch or some shit. not a full on date but just something small. at this point she knows you like her like that. then a few day later ask her on the big date. all up to how she feels about you at this point.
Especially if you're paying for college/uni, you need to focus on your grades. That woman won't give a flying fuck about you, and while you're pining over her, she's finishing up and getting her degree.
>>700708392 >happy life Then focus on your grades so you can finish up on time. Women will still be there when you graduate; they're not going anywhere.
Besides, trust me: she's likely not even thinking about you.
>>700708637 just because you a fucking cuck and you let the girl of your dreams go because your a fucking pussy dose not mean you should tell people to not go for it. stop hiding behind the "I only focused on my grades" thing you keep telling yourself to keep yourself from accepting the fact that your Cowardice is the reason you are alone.
My ideal woman already left me. But she was nowhere near the ideal gf. She was just a gorgeous woman. But what a bitch. The beautiful thing is that she wants me back. But I hate her guts. Which somehow has only make her want me back more. She cheats on whoever she dates with me. Dumb whore
>>700680399 >short >blonde >big tits (but not too big) >submissive >my age or a little order >respects me >likes to party >gets on well with my friends >kinky and likes to experiment in bed >same tastes as me >is happy to watch me play games or watch movies I like >her name is Emma >I threw her away over three years ago for a cheap fuck because she annoyed me >i have never forgiven myself and I will never forget her >i teared up trying this
>>700709608 >using cuck as an insult unironically >girl of your dreams m8, I've stopped giving a fuck about women ever since I learned their true nature. I'm not telling OP to go through life as an asexual monk, but I am telling him that he's at an integral, opportune time in his college career (first day of any semester) and overall life (college itself) and should use it to his advantage...NOT to focus on some bitch who will just fuck him over in the long run and not reciprocate the same affection he thinks he feels for her. You men..boys, really, let your lives be controlled by the "golden vagina," only to get your asses handed to you, then come on /b/ and bitch about some qt3.14 who couldn't care less about you. if you ask me, you're the real 'cuck' if you think women matter in a man's life.
>cowardice The strong man doesn't need a woman to validate himself. Don't be a bitch's bitch.
>>700680399 >short >skinny >pale skin >green eyes >brown hair >a few freckles >cute face in general >likes doing funny stupid shit like spitting out hotel windows and watching the spit land on people's heads >just fun in general >but also likes to stay in and watch tv and cuddle >likes traveling (but who doesn't tbh) >good fashion sense >thats pretty much it tbh fam
>>700708580 There's much more on 4chan than just degeneracy and lunacy, although they are a major part of it. Sadly. I don't think I'm anything, it's everyone else, who try to label me. And some popular culture is good, most is bad. Worse than worst of 4chan even, so I'm not going to waste my time on it.
>>700709214 Don't start with the enlightenment thing. And anything Finnish isn't related to anything Norse.
>>700710331 These people think that Finns are Scandinavian. Don't expect too much from them.
>>700710118 I'm still getting a "I hate all women because they think I'm a weird fucking mook" vibe from you. All i'm telling OP is she might not be THE ONE but the only way to find out is to try. and that strong man thing was fucking lame... you should work on that one. but fuck it we will agree to disagree.
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