i just saw a ghost. clearly im losing my mind, as ghosts do not exist. ask me anything.
>>700679159
Have you done something bad? How big is your penis?
>>700679525
This.
Answer this please.
>>700679159
was it naked
>>700679525
everybody's done something bad. but i havnt done anything abnormal (i think).
just under average
>>700679704
no, it was just a figure with a face. i freaked out and ran away.
>>700679159
Ever since Joy was a little girl, someone or something has stalked her bedroom late at night. At first, this specter inexplicably terrified her. But when she became an adult, the ghost continued to visit her — and it became something of a familiar friend.
"[I] used to have visits from strange spirits or whatever and actually have sex with them," Joy, who did not want to reveal her last name, told Mic. "It was very pleasurable. It was almost like I was in a real relationship with a guy."
Unbeknownst to Joy at the time, she was experiencing what paranormal investigators and parapsychologists have deemed "spectrophilia," a term that encompasses both the actual act of alleged paranormal intercourse with ghosts, spirits or invisible lovers and the fetish for paranormal intercourse. (It also, curiously, is used to describe sexual arousal derived from reflections in mirrors.)
>did you do this
>>700680327
"I just could feel this presence coming closer and closer and then I start feeling the actual touch without being able to see much," she told Mic. "The touch itself like that, it's kind of human, like, you know, hands... I could feel it all over my body."
>>700680379
https://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/we-tried-to-have-sex-with-ghosts-and-heres-what-happened?utm_term=.wsqX6plq#.ii5JEWoM
mother fucking buzzfeed
Before you can learn how to have sex with a ghost, you must first understand what these sexual spirits are really all about
You see, everything in the universe is made out of energy and consciousness. Spiritual beings are not very different from us, they just play by different rules of conduct and physics.
They can feel, enjoy, laugh and enjoy many carnal things through the experience with humans.
These beings, counter to what you might have heard, are very loving and gentle and can teach you about love and ecstasy you have never known possible.
So OP, are you going to fuck it?
What type of relationship are you looking for as far as your ghostly sexual encounters?
When considering learning how to have sex a ghost, it is highly important to first look inside and thinks about what kind of sexual spirit you would like to attract.
Gentle? Romantic? Friendly?
Maybe you don’t even want to have sexual relationships with them.
That is also possible.
I have spent many nights with my spiritual lover only talking about the universe and life.
These beings are more intelligent and playful than people give them credit.
>>700680327
nope. sounds fucked up tho
Do you even have the patience to woo your potential lover?
How long does it take to learn how to have sex with a ghost?
The time it takes depends on the person practicing. If you take the time and approach the subject from a positive and confident mind set and practice consistently every day.
You should see results within the first few weeks of practice.
Is having sex with sexual spirits the same as having sexual relationships with people?
In many ways it is the same and in many ways it is something that is almost impossible to explain in words. Sexual ghosts can arouse your mind, emotions and spirit.
This is a process that is much deeper and special that just a night one stand.
This is a spiritual and sexual experience far beyond what you can imagine
>>700679159
do you prefer spaghettis or speghetti o's?
This woman fucked a ghost and says it was the most erotic moment of her life, when do you plan to achieve her success with only 7 easy steps?
>>700680536
well.. as it's not real, and only in my mind, no.
The woman pictured says she went to bed wearing a racy outfit and was "ravished by ghosts" in the night. Do you want this kind of spiritually erotic experience in only 7 easy steps?
>>700680327
>>700680379
>>700680434
>>700680536
>>700680627
>>700680680
>>700680993
Pictured; the woman pictured.
>>700681051
bump
>>700681212
thanks bro
>>700681212
why are you fucking bumping you stupid chucklefuck
Step one consists of making contact with the entity. You must first know your potential lover before you can begin the game of seduction.
Usually this can be achieved via the regular channels of ghost communication, such as ouija board, seance, and ritual sacrifice.
>>700681554
>calls OP chucklefuck
>continues to expand on OP's topic
>>700681115
So, basically, inducing schizophrenia in yourself to fuck imaginary beings?
Step two begins the courtship phase of the sexual encounter.
This usually takes place over the course of a couple days to a couple weeks.
In ghost culture it is considered rude to be exceptionally randy or lewd. Keep in mind that fucking a ghost is not like fucking one of your culdesac trollops. No, a ghost is a cultured and refined partner, interested in having their minds stimulated just as much as their no-no zone.
It is traditional to wear a courtship hat when trying to bugger a ghost. This could be an olde tyme ship captain's hat, a bowler, or perhaps a yamakah if you're trying to fuck a JAG (Jewish American Ghost). (note to fedora wearers: a trillby will not due, all ghosts are trained to know the difference, don't even try it.)
Games of chess are one of the preferred methods of this anon. They allow you to conquer them in one of the most sexually energizing forms of entertainment known to man.
>>700682155
pretty much ye
Step three begins the formal relationship request.
A ghost will not wildly swing in and out of relationships like a sinful college whore. They will only enter into a relationship with a partner who is not only fair in face, but in mind.
They require that you get down on one knee and propose that you begin the process of dating. This anon's favorite way to go about this is to spend about an hour upon his knee, quoting from Moby Dick to allude to the potential fuckee that they are akin to the white whale he has been hunting for his entire life.
The ghost must then be given two weeks to consider the request, during which there should be no attempts to contact the ghost as it is considered rude in ghost culture to do so.
>>700682250
Cool.
Step four is the initial dating phase.
The ghost will require that you demonstrate your knowledge of culture and finery during this period.
You will be required to go out in public with the ghost you wish to put your penis inside of, so be prepared for that. You will be required to purchase them a seat at the opera even though they can just float and are invisible.
It seems like a lot of work, but ghost holes are best holes.
>>700683216
I guess nobody is interested in how to fuck a ghost.
>>700683638
indeed
>>700683685
Why not though? /b/ has changed. I haven't been here in years and I see celebrity gossip on the front page now.
Nobody makes anything anymore, it's just buzzfeed tier shit.
>>700679159
It's going to pass probably, for me is a seasonal thing, I see shadows in the corner of my eyes passing by where is no one.
Some times I see peple or animals on the street and when they pass behind something they vanish.
My friends can't see them, and then they go away when I blink.
Aside that I'm normal.
>>700683979
i agree.
but honestly fucking myself doesnt sound interesting to me.
its just a separate part of your conscience.
>>700683979
I want to know, I was reading, keep to step 5 please, I'm thinking of marriage with ghost.
>>700685565
If the thread doesn't die. It's on page 7 now.
>>700685914
You are a ghost from old /b/? I mean, I'm old now and in my prime here, things where better and clever.
I'm going away now, but post pics if you perform a ghost sex please
>>700679159
What proof do you have that ghosts do not exist? What evidence can you present that demonstrates, even to the smallest degree, that they are not real? Can you present such evidence and cite it with corroborating testimony?
See? There's a huge downside to being an atheist, isn't there?
>"There is far more in heaven and Earth than is drempt of in your philosophy, Horatio!" - Shakespeare.
>He was right, you know.
Step five involves the consummation of the relationship.
Now I know what you're thinking; "but anon, you said this was a seven step program, how can I be fucking a slippery ghost hole on step five already?"
Well consummating a relationship means something else entirely, at least in ghost culture. The word means to finalize or complete something.
When you are ready to move beyond the initial dating phase of the relationship you must submit a formal request to the ghost just as with starting the last phase. Once again you will be required to wait the full two weeks for them to decide. This will be harder than last time as you are just that much closer, but take solace in the fact that patience will net you some sweet, slippery ghost holes.
This anon's favorite way to consummate the relationship is to mime ritually circumcising myself and presenting the neck skin of a chicken to my potential lover as a sort of effigy. This show of elegant and subtle devotion to the potential fuckee will signal that you do indeed have the grace and refinement to plow their holes.
>>700679159
How the fuck do you know what exists?
>>700686717
how much crack do you smoke a day?
>>700686600
nice dubs.
well i guess i dont know for sure, but untill there's proof, i cant believe in them.....
>>700679159
ghost aren't real
Step six will have you trembling with anticipation for it is the extended foreplay step.
Ghosts like to engage in week long sessions of foreplay. This may actually sound exciting, and it is. But only too those with a towering intellect, for ghost foreplay is an exercise in the mind.
You will be returning to your games of chess, but it is not advisable to only play chess during this period. Other forms of intellectual smut must be mixed in.
This anon often chooses to partake in games of trivia about author's who's works contain suitably intellectual subject matter, such as Neil Degrasse Tyson or James Joyce.
Step seven is the moment you have been waiting all these months for.
All of your work has finally paid off anon, you will now be getting those slippery ghost holes you wanted. But before you plow that ghost, remember that a man who is refined as yourself does not simply plow his ghost on a pile of trashbags like an ape. No, he must be a sensual lover if he truly wishes to please the ghost. This should come naturally to someone of such a large intellect, as it is common knowledge (at least among those who are intelligent enough to read scientific journals) that those with a higher IQ make better lovers.
>>700686209
Wanna know how I know you're a newfag?
>>700679159
ghosts are as real as you are
if you think about it your are a haunted corpse
>>700679159
I wish ghost existed, then life/afterlife would be so much more interresting
>>700690206
there are alot of druggies itt
>>700690206
rly makes ya thunk
>>700680889
i don't think you could be any more in denial if you tried
amuse me more
>>700679727
>just under average
that's your problem. you're trying to compensate with hallucinations. you are slowly going insane, anon. you need to buy a dick enlargement supplement. ASAP
>>700690852
Yep. I personally am so devoid of the "openness" to accept this shit. If I see a "shadow" that shouldn't be there, or think that I hear something. A dream about a deceased relative, etc. I disregard it, and attribute it all to what's in my head. Unless I am alert and sober, and see a chair start floating in front of me, for example. It is all bullshit. Yeah, I know, for fun, entertainment. Fine. That's all it is though. One "sees" and "hears" what they allow themselves to. if an individual knows a house is haunted, they are more likely to see/hear things, than if they don't know.
>>700690387
i'm a druggie because you are a close minded fuck who cannot imagine anything outside of the perceivable world
amusing, you don't understand how you limit yourself
>>700691185
also denial
Have you seen my TUBEMEN?
>>700691624
Right. I deny the reality that "ghosts" exists. Just like santa clause.
>>700691940
you fear that which you cannot understand and so you rationalise that it simply does not exist
but my friend the soul does exist
just as energy exists
the most amusing thing is a soul trying to say a soul does not exist
pure comedy
>>700692397
Ghosts exist, I know.
I've fucked some.
>>700692492
you would wet yourself if you came face to face with a ghost
we all do the first time
>>700692657
Wet myself with precum maybe.
>>700692822
they will be with you shortly
>>700679159
You saw something you did not understand then jumped to the conclusion it must be a ghost
You are a superstitious, gullible, susceptible turd
>>700690936
Reminds me of the shitty dial up ads on pages years ago.
>>700693034
you're a special kind of autist
>>700693423
we'll see
>>700679159
Nah, they're real. I've seen a doppelganger of a family member before.
>>700693489
no we wont you dumb nigger
>>700679159
And I watched a moth disappear into thin air, there's no trace of it.
>>700693047
Not op, but I used to live in a house that had weird sightings, noises, feelings etc. When we had an extension built it all suddenly stopped. I did some research and found out about the stone tape theory.
>>700693696
scared, potter?
>>700693734
i once watched a seagull fly into a wall and disappear into thin air
>>700679159
was it a girl? if so, was she hot?
>>700693837
of death? sure.
we all become part of the non-existential void upon death.
that in no way means we will be aware of it.
take your superstitious regurgitations to the "reply or mom dies" threads.
>>700694053
it's funny really you claim to know what happens after death while saying i don't
how do you know this?
i happen to remember some of it even fragments of past lives
i don't expect you to believe me but i suspect your reply will be amusing so i'll leave this here
>>700693770
Same shit. You experienced some stuff. You could not come up with a logical explanation, you make this leap of logic - it must be the spirits of dead people trying to commune with me. Instead of a house settling, or raccoons in your walls.
>>700693917
Spoiler: The gull was on the ground
>>700692397
Left the thread, cuz thought it was dead. I've been through things that have, well, numbed me to the "colorful" things of life. Major depression, ptsd, other. I have extensively explored faith, and related, that I feel no need in typing out. Fear? No. I Fear losing my job and having no money. I fear losing my mind, at times, and doing some bad shit. I fear getting cancer. I fear who the next president will be. I fear REAL things. Right, maybe most people don't believe in it all because they are too busy to stop for long periods of time, and look for "things" that their mind fools them into thinking are there. I know what they definition of a soul is. Does it exist? I don't know. It doesn't matter.
>>700694304
its funny really how you imply anything happens after death with absolutely no evidence other than the schizophrenic imaginings of a confused mind.
>>700694305
>Seeing dark humanoid shapes walking down my hallway to my bedroom.
>Watching shit getting knocked off of shelves in front of me.
>Light-bulbs randomly burning out at you walk by them.
Must be be fucking raccoons in the walls.
>>700694483
>>700694584
for me it's not a matter of faith i actually oppose religions etc
i have seen spirit for as long as i can remember and before i can remember too as i'm told i used to sit and talk to an old man every night but of course they weren't there when somebody came in the room
i never had the option to say it's a falsehood i sometimes i wish i did but nah at the same time i wouldn't want to be ignorant of it all as much as it is a curse i'm sure it is also a gift
i've seen people hanging from the ceiling and everything it's not something you want to see as a child
>>700695025
when i was a child i literally saw these old liquor bottles fly off a shelf in the garage one by one.
my mom saw it too and had me and my sister come inside.
that said i dont believe in spirits.
i believe in energy. but not ghosts
>>700695191
>>700695210
psych-eval needed.
>>700695210
what about people leaving an energetic imprint strong enough that it has enough awareness to become a ghost
it happens
there are different types
energy is a powerful thing energy is everything
>>700695191
and i hope one day your affliction as well as it is for many others can be proven.
but until then i still say its all in your head.
the brain is a powerful thing.
>>700695405
already had plenty i'm quite sane i assure you
>>700695025
Think about what you're saying
>Ohh my house has scary shadows
>Have your fucking foundation fixed.
>Shitty aluminum wiring in your house
much better than the ethereal remains of a dead person violating the laws of motion and thermodynamics having naughty ghostly hijinks in my house
>>700695467
an "energetic imprint" acquiring sentient conscience?
how do you make that leap?
So your denying what you see with your own eyes. Yeah your crazy. Your the kind of person that if Jesus decended from heaven and shot lightning bolts from his eyes that turn into falcons you would remark what a cheesy effect it is as the lightning birds claw your eyes out
>>700695502
your closed mind like many others is the reason this species can't advance mentally
the mind must evolve
why do you deny something just because you can't see it
if you were colour blind and i explain to you there are many different colours and you call me a liar because you can't see them
how am i supposed to prove it to you
>>700695210
Last thing that happened was me and my Bro standing in the kitchen have a brew and the paper towel rack just started spinning and kept spinning and making a mess till I walked over and stopped it. It was behind my brother, so he didn't see it till I mentioned it and he turned around and saw it dumping the towels all over the floor. Weird shit always happens around here.
>>700695802
it's simple really a soul is an enermous amount of energy that has reached a point where it gains self awareness
however maybe it doesn't need to be sentient maybe it was a bit of a leap just a possibility if it had been built up over a very long time
now perhaps the imprint remembers being alive etc but it is just an imprint and so it's trapped within a cycle
If you motherfuckers haven't learned by now that behind every supernatural piece of horse shit there's some mundane explanation, then I don't know what else to tell you
>>700695807
Not sure who this post is directed to, but yeah, if "something" shows itself to me, and there is no doubt to it's reality, I will believe. I'm done with blind faith in "magical thinking".
>>700695563
I don't have to think about it. I lived it.
>>700679159
Well you saw one, so they do exist, correct?
>>700696101
how long will you continue to believe what you were taught
>>700696101
Yeah he probably just saw his local mayor in a mask sneaking through his house trying to scare him outta town.
>>700695835
scientifically.
assuming spirits are real. in some form or other they would be made up of something. some type of compound.
make it provable beyond "you cant prove it isnt real".
So Iphone cams to upload video have been around for how many years? Most people carry them around all fucking day. Where are all the "ghost" vids?!
>>700696423
exactly.
the real ones too.
at best you have a "what was that blur?" and "well that was odd physics. must've been a demon!"
I really want to believe in this spooky scary shit but I have reason to believe it's bullshit, so if anyone can tell me why I'm wrong so I can carry on believing it would be much appreciated.
Basically I feel like I've gone through way more effort than the average person to have a paranormal encounter but still haven't. I've gone to loads of serious old haunted places, places where people have said they've seen shit, I've broken into places alone and just sit around waiting for something and still I get nothing. Am I just a stalker or is ghosts bullshit?
>>700696391
i mean to me they are as real as the couch upon which i sit
i believe science has a way of communicating with them now through a certain frequency i'm not too sure of it
we can see only a very small part of a very large spectrum and one day science will probably invent a way to see them
but please remember that science isn't always right and the pattern tends to be every time we think we know something/everything we find out we are dead wrong
>>700696646
you forgot about the cia and nsa intercepting the "real ones", along with ufo vids.
>>700679159
no they exist, but they arent "Ghosts", better call them Jinn, they arent you typical friendly ones.
>>700696646
http://fox59.com/2016/07/13/chilling-photo-from-fatal-crash-appears-to-show-mans-spirit-leaving-his-body/
>>700696799
most things will not be invented unless there is a way to profit from it. actually, this may be the reason why we can't "communicate" with ghosts, dead, etc. there's no money in it. in all seriousness.
>>700696799
only because we find out more about what we already knew.
or discover things work differently than we though but still have a base understanding of it.
spirits can, in no current scientific means, be explained on any level.
at that point all you have is "he said,she said".
>>700696391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRlFnl-RJjE
>>700691467
That was pretty cringey. Maybe tone in down a notch niggerdomus.
>>700696778
it's a spiritual thing it starts with you
the spirits that can move stuff etc are rare it takes alot of energy to do that and alot of effort on their part
it's like and extra depth to each of your senses i suppose
start with something really basic like seeing an aura and once you can see energy you have a better chance of seeing something that is purely energy
>>700697035
wheres the fucking image you inbred
>>700697417
>Being this fucking blind.
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>700697301
no i can see/feel/touch/smell/taste/hear them they are a part of my world
science doesn't know everything
maybe they are more a part of quantum physics which we barely have a grasp on
>>700697380
cringey or not the point remains
>>700697381
in other words retrain your subconscious to categorize people and places in a color coordinating with the emotions they make you feel based on minor details your immediate conscience wouldn't normally notice.
>>700696288
We're you raised believing in ghosts? How about bigfoot? Alien visitors? Behind every cooked out teenager there is some kind of history channel mockumentary, spooky scary Internet video or a lifetime of evangelical parenting. Ghost don't exist, the world is boring, if you don't believe me kill yourself in my house and try to haunt me.
>>700697699
When you were evaluated did you make these spectral encounters known to the person who evaluated you, including the intensity/frequency/etc.?
>>700697699
thats possible.
but again until it can be proven no one can be certain. although i still say there is no afterlife.
at best its energy. and as far as my understanding with basic energy goes, we eat things
we convert that to energy
we ultimately die
things eat us and convert that to energy.
the cycle continues.
>>700697799
no that's not an aura at all
before trying to make a point please at least research what you're trying to make a point about
anyway an aura is the life energy of a person that overflows from it you can learn the mental and physical health of a person along with many other things such as the kind of life they're lived and are living there's more but i can't be bothered
>>700697763
I'm a druggy too buddy. The only difference is that you're the only one being smug like it's an accomplishment you fucking teenage burnout. Go huff some air duster upside down.
>>700698093
you mean things you can learn by simply paying attention to minor details?
ever watched the BBC version of sherlock holmes?
what you are describing is something like that.
except beliveing that that ability is something supernatural. thus in reality not understanding what you yourself are doing fully.
>>700697923
see>>700695191
why would i need to be raised to believe something as real as i am
you people will never understand i'm starting to wonder if i'm one of the more evolved humans and it's just a trait that everyone will eventually posess
>>700698071
as far as an afterlife is concerned i'm pretty sure we just reincarnate like we die and then wake up somewhere else in a new body
>>700698335
>I'm starting to wonder if I'm one of the more evolved humans
Holy fuck I'm cringing right of the Richter scale my sides fucking shit
>>700698154
i'm not smug and it's not an accomplishment
wth are you talking about
go be a druggy elsewhere
>>700698493
your atoms that make up you and your energy end up spread across all lifeforms.
starting with dirt
then plants
bugs
animals
humans
food chain.
>>700698331
you can get a great deal more information about somebody than mere observation can provide
i can tell you what kind of dog you had or have for example
you people are exhausting why do you go to such lengths to be in denial
is it really so hard to believe
i don't understand how you don't understand it's fucking obvious
>>700698335
>Provides no proof besides own anecdotal evidence
>refutes all other anecdotal evidence
Ignoring the massive amount of real science done on this subject, and just judging based on your self-aggrandizing and pretentious posts, I sincerely doubt that humanity will evolve into shit-stain overly smug schizophrenics
>>700698493
>>700698812
also your conscience is in your brain
your brain is just another organ
all organs and organisms die
>>700698812
but not your conscious. wats your point?
>>700698652
laugh away but evolution starts slowly the superior species pops up here and there and then gradually the whole species follows suit
you can laugh because i'm laughing at you
>>700698664
>says the druggie
You have mental problems at best but worst case scenario you are an attention seeking faggot. I bet you have multiple suicide attempts too and a problem with chronic depression. Not to mention drugs. But NOOOO that couldnt be it at all could it?
>>700698971
I believe it's obvious that you're actually a sea cucumber that's learned how to post on 4chan. The evidence against you is staggering and I'll be exhausted and confused if you disagree
>>700698976
ok so i can see this table but if somebody comes into my house and starts arguing with me that the table is not real should i be some beta faggot and decide that because i'm told it's not there and i can't prove it to somebody who is so in denial proving it is impossible i should just believe it's not there
>>700699128
>shameless self indulgence
>thinking your more evolved or superior to other people
>believes in spooky spooks
Your 16 aren't you?
>>700699055
well yes in theory but our energy flows throughout our entire body i actually believe that our minds stem from our souls of course they have to run through the hardware the brain etc but the soul is like the software
the brain behind the brain perhaps idk
>>700698971
if all you can point to i finding out what kind of dog you have and you think that proves your point then this conversation is over.
you must not understand how such impossible things could be detectable without it being supernatural in nature.
the rest of your statement is baseless insults while repeating that you're right and we are wrong.
you are twelve
>>700699370
Nice analogy but that person doesn't provide data and factual evidence that the table doesn't exist. Your confusing perception with reality which is confusing since you're a new age believing retard
>>700699138
dead wrong on all acounts
don't give up your day job
>>700699517
mostly understandable wishful thinking.
im not trying to destroy your dilutions you've been civil thus far.
Why no response as to whether your a sea cucumber or not, how about you finally fess up and stop living in denial you stupid reef vegetable
>>700699557
you are an ignorant.
you are so far up your own ass that nothing else exists.
there you go pal
you think you're funny making out that my example is the limitation that or you are just a retard
it's not supernatural in nature without energy we would be dead and nonexistant and aura is the fucking energy that gives us life and allows us to think simply overflowing
>>700699907
>reef vegetable
you sure are retarded.
but its funny so its okay
>>700699517
I would like to think this was true but there's no evidence to support it, and coming up with the idea after you recognize that you don't know exactly what's going on almost always gives you a wrong answer
>>700699677
In any case you are definitely a child who has to go to bed early tomorrow so his mom can pack his lunch. She probably doesn't do that though. She's probably an alcoholic who drank with you when she was pregnant. Hence the spooky scary nightman coming to get you. Don't let him get your boy hole.
>>700700327
did i not tell you to not give up your day job?
perhaps i wasn't clear enough
you are not a detective
you are completely useless at deduction
stop trying
you bore me
>>700679159
There is a chance you're crazy, but there is a chance that ghosts exist in a way that we cannot perceive in order to scientifically study them. It wouldn't hurt to light some white sage around your house and Go Outside You Shut In
>>700700049
>you are an ignorant
>an ignorant
nothing you said helps prove your point.
you are clearly triggered and again baselessly name calling, reiterating that you are right and we or i, am wrong.
i refer you to >>700696391 chart.
can you guess what level you're at now?
>>700700143
>damage control
>>700700663
im not the anon he was talking you.
just observing
for all of you hoping for some proof and some kind of evidence to back any of this up
are you quite mad?
if such a thing existed we would not be having this conversation but let me tell you
if we never think outside of the predetermined boxes provided to us if we never dared to believe in greater things we would still be living in fucking caves naked eating random crap off the ground
i can perceive what you cannot big deal
if i were the only one who had eyes we'd argue over whether i could see at all
>>700700508
>you are completely useless at deduction
>you bore me
>go awaaaay
This is exactly the sense of entitlement I would expect from a shitty suburban white kid. Not everyone needs to entertain you. People like you are the reason for gun violence in schools.
>>700700779
Pls go back to briny deep no one believes you water pickle
>>700701102
>when a superstitious debate turns into one over the cause of gun violence
>>700701217
>water pickle
kek
where do you get these
>>700701042
Signt can be proven to a blind man
Your "sixth sense" can't. Please stop using analogies you've proven that they, like many other things, are beyond you
>>700701102
do you know why gun violence happens
it happens for the very thing seen here in this thread
it is caused by the majority oppressing the minority basically through bulllying
i understand very well the need to kill everyone else
because the majority will never accept anything different
society is fucked up and needs to change
>>700701290
It's just a metaphor to explain what a shitty person you are. You should go watch ghost adventures and finding Bigfoot before it's your bedtime. Maybe if you're good your mom will let you stay up and watch ancient aliens.
>>700701473
>THEY'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME
>THEY ALL NEED TO DIE
case in point, check m8, game set match and also kill yourself
>>700701722
thats only on fridays when she stays up late drinking with her boyfriend. because she doesnt work saturdays.
>>700701473
You're not in the league of mutants, retard, you're having a pointless argument(which I am not proud to be a part of but can't stop myself) with strangers about how you can see spooky ghosts and detect auras.
K OP. Give me your advice.
I finally managed to ask the girl out that I like from work and went out for lunch. All in all, I wasn't too autistic but the meeting was pretty short.
Of all the women I've been around, she's really the only one that has interested me. However, there were a few red flags.
1) she mentioned she has this "thing" for some guy that she "just can't shake" . She made it sound like he ignores her but if I were to actually try and pursue her, I would be afraid of her messing around.
2) she doesn't like traditional gender roles. I mean, I figured she would be a liberal but I'm not sure how well I could handle someone of her magnitude.
She's also 5 years older than me and is way more active and social than me. I'm just a lonely 19 year old kid who lives at his mom's house. virgin also.
Should I try?
>>700701458
right now you are the blind man
but how would you know
you are completely ignorant of this fact it's impossible to explain it to you
i knew i couldn't explain it to any of you when i began but i had to try
humans are so hopeless
>>700697035
Ok. So say this is without any doubt the deceased mans ghost. Then what do we do about it? Why just this ghost? Where does it go? Does it just dissipate into nothingness? Would this really make people stop and think about life, the afterlife, faith, etc.? The reality is, as depressing as it is, is that most people would go about their lives, get up, go to their jobs, go home, eat, sleep, computer, tv, fuck, drive, etc. Most people, even with irrefutable evidence, would tuck it away in their minds, and choose not to think about it. So they can live their dumb lives.
>>700701941
i pity you
Why did it take me 8 million posts to realize I'm being baited? I'm pretty disappointed in myself.
>>700702069
you are literally 16.
every post you make causes me physical cringe.
we were all there or close once.
but please stop posting about it on 4chan.
its painful.
>>700702023
You have a sense of humor. You must be the wrong person my my mistake.
Now back to the edgey tween ghostfag/s
>>700702034
yea i know but it's the retarded fucking majority who bully the minority into feeling the need to shoot up schools or become serial killers and then they're so fuckign stupid they don't understand why they've become serial killers
DUH IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT
>>700679159
>as ghosts do not exist.
They do exist, or rather they can exist. They are not what people think they are though. They are a product of your own mind, or the minds of people around you. Often enough a bit of both. People create them (and gods, and demons, or whatever) out of their own emotions, will, memories, desires, fears, and thoughts. Are you currently under stress, or having very strong feelings about anything? If not you, then someone else around you?
They can however take on a life of their own if allowed, and they can become quite powerful. Google Chaos magic (or magick if you are a pretentious douche), and read up particularly on servitors and egregores. Don't worry, it's not nearly as edgy as it sounds, unless of course you want it to be.
>>700679159
What if I told you a ghost is the emotional/energetic imprint in space/time of an ego with uncompleted business on the physical plane, and/or is lost.
>>700702639
I don't know. What if?
>>700702343
i'm not but i do wonder where you get the number from
i mean in the first place age is nothing more than experience
i don't care what makes you cringe you mean nothing to me.
it's not my fault you've walled yourself off
>>700702252
Really, pity for me? Can you get it to me from way up on that retarded high horse you've been sitting on? Please captain sophomore I can't survive without accolades from retarded high schoolers who believe in fairys and shit.
>>700702558
TLDR:
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>700702558
I identify as an egregore you pretentious faggot.
>>700702919
>I identify as an eregore
Fucking wat
>>700702883
funny i'm pretty sure it was you on the high horse everything else you said seems to be american and so i can't relate aside from the fairy part now i know why you guys are so stupid you're american omg i have wasted so much time now i really pity you
i know i'll regret this but yes fairy's are real too but they are the spirits of the land
>>700703219
Here, I'll help you check your non-egregorian privilege, ya cunt.
An egregore "is an occult concept representing a "thoughtform" or "collective group mind", an autonomous psychic entity made up of, and influencing, the thoughts of a group of people."
Better learn yourself before you go judging others
>>700702841
>you mean nothing to me
>still replies to my post
i get the number because when my friends and i were around that age we were still trying to understand things that seemed to happen without reason too.
but in reality its most times a trick of the eye. trouble in the subconscious. confusion your mind forces sense of by filling in blanks.
jumping to conclusions.
sometimes i wonder why i'm on this earth i'm like an alien here
>>700702914
>summer is not over yet
Got it!
>>700702919
Neato! Everything is true, and nothing is forbidden.
>>700703622
>>700703240
>omg
>fairys are real
GUYS I FUCKING CALLED IT
>>700703667
Tru. I just want to never have been born
>>700703622
i'm actually a highly logical person and so i've considered all of these things and i know the difference however there is a logic to everything even spirit and that which you find illogical
it is an irrefutable fact to me that spirit exists the soul exists
admittedly MANY psychics are fakes who will just tell you what you want to hear but not all of them
>>700703749
We're all egregores here, friend.
>>700703854
it's so funny watching you lot think you know something it's adorable
>>700703950
>highly logical
then continue on that path and you'll understand eventually
>>700702746
A ghost doesn't have its own energy, just the energy of the imprinted emotions it's made of, and the energy of anything observing it. (Energy flows where the attention goes, the kind of energy is based on the kind of attention) So it tends to repeats the same patterns and actions in a sort of "power save" state; seeking completion.
Helping to complete its Earthly business would cause it to let go of the attachment it has to this plane.
Reminding it of its connection to God/Source/Unity Consciousness/whatever can also cause it to let go of attachment to this plane, because hell; who'd stay on Earth if they could be in Heaven?
>>700703545
>>700703240
>believing in the occult
>saw a ghost AMA
>200 replies about how ghosts dont exist
>Noone asks about the ghost yet
>Pic related
/b/ is full of retards
>>700704207
i don't know what it is i seek but i will find it and i will understand
and who knows what i might find
>>700704230
If you can completely ignore it it will eventually dissipate after it's spent all of its energy.
>>700704230
So, how does this affect me. That was the question. "What if?" Well, anything is possible but none of it actually matters. Who cares if some faggot didn't fuck that girl he wanted to and is now haunting some shack? I don't. Do you? Cool.
It doesn't change anything and just like the humans we are, both of us have put too much thought into our surroundings.
>>700703545
this makes so much sense
the masses are afflicted with this
and i'm outside wondering why everyone is like that
>>700704367
Why ask about a thing everyone knows does not exist? Well I guess not everyone knows... I guess not everybody had parents to tell them nothing was hiding in their closets.
>>700704234
I am the occult.
>>700679159
Greentext your ghost encounter?
>>700704566
Shut the fuck up you angst ridden schizo loser. Go be euphoric somewhere else.
>>700704961
You
>>700704571
Ghost stories exist. How about we hear OPs instead if all this circlejerk of unscientific opinion from people who havent even graduated high school
>>700705078
Little late for that brotendo... but if you want to hit this ranch and humancentipede some freshmen in the quad later I'm down mullato.
>>700705078
>havent
I guess this goes to show finishing high school is more damaging than dropping out
>>700704511
>So, how does this affect me.
You can make it go away if you want.
Your attention is feeding it.
The kind of attention you're giving it is the energy that will filter through its being and become the energy it uses to engage with you.
>>700679159
>faggot
>>700705366
Tru tru me 2
>>700705404
I just want to not have existed. Help me see the light.
group mentality is so retarded
a bunch of people get together and decide they're right and that's all there is to it from that point on you become savages anyone with a differing opinion must be savaged and when a group meets another group they go to war
it's so funny you're all still cavemen your minds haven't grown at all
Spiderman Thread?
>>700705373
kek
Calling All Spidey Niggas
>>700705626
Oh yeah?
Help Kill This Thread
>>700705626
>one more person with a superiority complex
Welcome to the convention. There's punch in the auditorium and for 15 bucks a transvestite will take a ball-peen hammer to your testicles.
>>700705626
wow. this guys better and smarter than the rest of us. there are different opinions in the thread tard.
>>700705942
>>700705955
and here comes the group to savage me now
right on time
>>700705942
id do it if the tranny was paying me twenty bucks and provided a humorous backstory of the initial discovery of its fetish.
>>700696391
>>700705942
I'll take twenty.
*tips $300 bill*
*spreads legs*
"Go to town, lads."
Fuck your argument
>>700679159
does your shit still stink? if only other people can smell your shit and you can only kinda smell your shit but others peoples shits smell especially bad then you are possessed for sure. Your only option now is to become a pirate.
>>700706078
dont reply to this anon or else you are indirectly raping and traumatizing its fragile existence.
They exist! Why is it so hard for people to believe
>>700706078
>people disagree with me
>oh no
>
..
>
So who here would fuck a ghost?
>>700705626
Preach
>>700706316
It's not but you're a faggot so here we are.
>>700706078
The only group I want to see savage you are 15 hiv positive niggers. You are physically incapable of having an opinion are you? That sure sounds like an ideology that's gonna move you forward in life.
>>700706211
this
>>700705366
Duuuude i know you, your mellow mike. Sup mellow
>>700706354
Is mayonnaise and option?
I want to die
>>700706461
Hey buddy, this isn't /pol/.
Why don't you go back upstairs, you're a little drunk.
>>700705373
Huur durr, let me break out spellcheck on my mobile to talk to dicktards. Go the fuck back to your tranny threads, Aussie scum
this thread has been going for four fucking hours.
noice
>>700706502
>your
>>700706504
In what context is the mayo being used?
>>700706692
i want this tattoo
>>700706724
Anal lube and precum
>>700705553
Your temporal consciousness is a branch of Source/Unity consciousness.
Everything you experienced is simultaneously experienced by that Source consciousness, which is simultaneously every temporal consciousness you've ever interacted with.
Even if other temporal consciousnesses have given you reasons to desire non-existence, unity consciousness is fueling your existence.and gives rise to your continued existence.
It does this because it believes in your capability to fulfill your purpose.
All is one, we're just playing a game where everything appears separate.
>>700706316
Because they are little bitches who are scared of parapsychology and the paranormal (both university disciplines.) This is an edgefest for middleschoolers, not a discussion
>>700706886
Preach
>>700706914
the magical "t's" will protect us? kekek
>>700707004
you're a little bitch
you nigger loving cock sucking thundercunt faggot
>>700707243
How is middle school going for you?
>>700706886
Now here's Tom with the Weather
>>700707004
care to give us a run down of this "parapsychology"?
>>700706886
What happens if I kill myself?
>>700706886
what about for mental retards. does it work for them?
>>700707366
no child left behind.
i failed every grade in middle school.
and high school.
and still went to the next grade.
thanks bush!
>>700707373
You become a ghost :o your death wont be peaceful and youll still be connected to this realm
>>700707373
you become a faggot.
everyone forgets you and the world keeps spinning
>>700706886
Just think if you used all that brain power to get pussy, then you wouldn't be a 32 year old virgin.
"I thought I told y'all ghost don't exist! Why you still tripping on it?!"
-black science man
>>700691757
Sick thing you've done....
>>700707566
I want to move past wanting to have a "decent" life but all that I am is the result of "me" working towards that.
I just want the pain to stop
>>700707682
>become
>not "remain"
C'mon. Step up your shitposting famalam
>>700707819
a lot of people like to say
>it seems more difficult than that
>thats easier siad then done
and the answer is always
>so?
life isn't meant to be easy. but hard doesn't mean sad or even bad. This year I've suffered from brain damage, got attacked by my lyft driver, lost a lot of friends, got disowned by my father, and just now got over my bronchitis.
its been TOUGH to say the least. but it has been one of the happiest years of my life. cuz as you are solving your problems, as you are fighting back, as you are making little bits of progrses, you are finding small ways to have fun.
you aren't as happy as you'll be once you reach your end game. but there is a LOT of fun along the way. even if that fun is just catching pokemon on your way to a shitty minimum wage job. Even if that fun is just thinking of all the fat hate threads you can participate in now that you are forced to work with the morbidly obese and obviously delusional tumblrina who also works at Maccas with ya. Even if that fun is simply coming home from work, getting what little pot you are allotted, and looking at the stars while thinking of your next move.
you find ways to be happy as long as you are working towards being happy.
good luck anon.
---------------------------------------------
"saying you want to kill yourself is like saying you wish you were happy.
if you meant it, you'd do it."
>>700707819
>>/r9k/
When you bunch of fagots ever do happen to see a ghost, there will be no doubt in your mind. It is very clear what the fuck it is when you encounter one. I saw one on a night of partying at a lake house north of where I live..Birmingham, Al. It floated toward me, and was telling me 27...27...27. He was telling me this telepathically, like aquaman. I didn't know what the fuck 27 was. Freaked the fuck out, and drove back home wondering if I would go crazy from seeing it all the time. I mean the thing is a ghost...it can probably be following me back home.
Three days later I got shot in the mouth, and thru my shoulder by a Birmingham Police officer. The date was the 27th.
>>700707819
This pain stops when you want it to. You need to raise your vibration. Watch your thoughts closely. They become beliefs, and become your life. Use the law of attraction in your favor.
Just want to clarify I haven't had a nose job or made smaller (sadly). I've broken my nose 3 times which caused a deviated septum, struggle in breathing & cartilage forming wrong which they put straight. So I'll still be Rebecca Adlington
>>700707371
Are they blocking google from whatever dogshit country you are talking out of your ass from?
http://www.koestler-parapsychology.psy.ed.ac.uk/index.html
>>700708071
I don't think I even want to be happy. I simply want to never have experienced anything. The few things that make me feel better get old if I do them too much. There's only so much to do in this world and I'm running out of stuff to do.
>>700708227
>>700679159
No such thing as ghosts. You saw what you wanted to see. It's your imagination. Sorry OP.
>>700707702
I'm not even that old bro.
I'm in my early twenties, pretty gay and not a virgin.
>>700708071
Inspiring anon, thank you
>>700708425
This type of thinking warrants a miserable negative life
>>700707959
Keep up the grammar nazi duties on the porn sites, senpai. You are doing God's work
>>700708227
>27
Awww shit nigga that's kinda spooky
>>700708590
so like
70/40
faggot/straight?
>>700708470
recognize...my post number is 27.
>>700708912
>self promoting
ya blew it kiddo
>>700708842
Because it is real nigga
>>700708985
the fucking dice read my niccarow
>>700708618
I can't shake it. I want to be happy and I've gone so far as to ask someone I'm attracted to out in an effort to try and do something that I haven't tried yet. It's one of the last things I haven't tried and, while I do like her, I can't see how it would play out in a good way. I'm going to see if she's up for a second outing but it's going to be more for me to see what going on a date is like.
