This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight, Teddy will kill you in your sleep unless you post in this thread.
This isn't ''your mom will die in her sleep tonight''.
Fuck off Teddy. Ain't got no time for your bullshit.
Realistically, if some retard was hiding in your house waiting to kill you, possibly armed with knives of some shit. What would you do?
I'd leave and call the cops, stay at a hotel over night while things got sorted out.
Yo motherfuckers, Teddy here!
Just want to let ya know you ain't safe post or no post, I'm gonna get ya!
You know that big-ass knife you use to cut meat? No not the sharp blade, the big cerated bastard that would saw through your windpipe in seconds... I'm saying to much, after all the best things in life are surprises!
See you tonight bitches
Cept that's that little arsonist from The Grave Dancers, innit
Teddy aint shit, im more scary than this teddy nig
called teddy like a little BITch
FUck out of here
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This is smug Betaneki and he'll rape you in your sleep with his 5 inch sandnigger cock if you don't respond to this post
you should tell us something more brutal will happen cause okay he may be scary but he hides and he will kill people in their sleep... not that scary since we never see him, maybe painless when you are at it? and come on this "in your sleep" thing is even more dumb, just imagine i'm afraid enought so i can't sleep tonight? then what?
very very good i like this, so i save nice jop for once OP
This is Martha. Martha is a housewife. Martha is cleaning somewhere in her home. Martha will kill you in your sleep tonight if you ask her for another sandwich, or don't reply to this post.
I don't want to offend Teddy any further! What are teddys preferred pronouns?
Sure honey, just let me finish putting arsenic in your dinner!
HAHA! IT WAS ALL A LIE! IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD, TEDDY WILL GET YOU TONIGHT!
Go kill yourself and take this Facebook tier garbage with you. and I hope all the faggots who replied to this without typing sage in the options field get cancer and die a horrible painful death.