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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight, Teddy will kill you in your sleep unless you post in this thread.
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K
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if you say so
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Thank fuck
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Any one have a brazzers acount?
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I'm a nigger
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This isn't ''your mom will die in her sleep tonight''.
Original/10
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ok
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>>700678413
Fuck off Teddy. Ain't got no time for your bullshit.
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>>700678413
po
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>>700678413
post
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i hope Teddy gags me on his filthy cock before he kills me
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no
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Goodness!
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I'm hope he fucks my sweet boipussy and gives me a sissygasm with his powerful big dead cock
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Motherfucker hides in my house everyday
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Fuck off.
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hjyg
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chat shit get bummed
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>>700678413
Realistically, if some retard was hiding in your house waiting to kill you, possibly armed with knives of some shit. What would you do?

I'd leave and call the cops, stay at a hotel over night while things got sorted out.
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at least it's not a trap thread
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Poop is nice
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asdf
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>>700678413
Nigger
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mtf
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>>700678413
xd
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Yo motherfuckers, Teddy here!

Just want to let ya know you ain't safe post or no post, I'm gonna get ya!

You know that big-ass knife you use to cut meat? No not the sharp blade, the big cerated bastard that would saw through your windpipe in seconds... I'm saying to much, after all the best things in life are surprises!

See you tonight bitches

Teddy x
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>>700678413
reply
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>>700679689
>leave
>not wanting to fuck a dead twink
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>>700679992
fuc my pussi
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>>700678413
in this thread
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18+
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damn
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Fuck off, Teddy.
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>>700678413
Jokes on you i dont have a fucking home you dumbass loser KEK
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Why would I give up on such an occasion to die
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Fuck Teddy and all of his bullshit
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>>700678413
k
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>>700678413
k
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Pls no
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k
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>>700678413
k
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Teddy is a motherfucker I dont want to see ever again
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Dam
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K
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K
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>>700678413
ted, stop
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kys lol im leafy xD
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ay
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>>700678413
ü-)
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>>700680011
In the original chain mail, Teddy was 7 you sick fucc
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sp00kd
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fuck you teddy
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I replied plis dont kill me now
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No freddy
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nigger.
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fuq
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plz no
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>>700678413
fuck off
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>>700678413
Fuck
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Fuck boi
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>>700678413
Hey teddy
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i have a bunny guard u.u
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:DDDDDDDD
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Cept that's that little arsonist from The Grave Dancers, innit
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>>700678413
Fuck you Teddy, I'll fap if I want to. You can watch tho.
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pls no
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>>700678413
Teddy aint shit, im more scary than this teddy nig

called teddy like a little BITch

FUck out of here
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Keka
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>>700678413
fag
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>>700678413
k
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He looks like a fucking pedophile. OP I hope he rapes you in the ass you dumb nigger.
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You mean Rubber Johnny?
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>>700678413
I'll bite
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not fucking around
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Teddy leave
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>>700678413
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>>700678413
oh
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FUG U TEBBY :DDDDD
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Somebody pleas tell me: Why the fuck do you guys ALWAYS bite and respond? No matter where this "reply or X" is posted, there's always a dozen niggers feeding into this cancer. Why?
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Come at me
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pls no
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>>700678413
Fuck you
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Ok
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>>700678413
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no pls
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>>700678413
Gayass
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>>700678413
I'll throw hands with teddy
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spaghet.
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Well Alrighty Then
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>>700678413

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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fuck you teddy
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k (y)
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Here's my reply OP
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oh
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Pls no
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>>700678413
Fuck you.
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zoozle why not
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No he's not
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I'm not going to sleep in my house tonight anyway so haaaaa
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>>700678413
just in case
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>>700678413
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This is smug Betaneki and he'll rape you in your sleep with his 5 inch sandnigger cock if you don't respond to this post
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ok
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kill me
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>>700679030
agreedddddddd
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please end me teddy
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fuck u
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>>700681307
Sauce.
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>>700678413
Fuck off Teddy!
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>>700678413
xD
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k
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No.
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All righteous fucking nigger
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you should tell us something more brutal will happen cause okay he may be scary but he hides and he will kill people in their sleep... not that scary since we never see him, maybe painless when you are at it? and come on this "in your sleep" thing is even more dumb, just imagine i'm afraid enought so i can't sleep tonight? then what?
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>>700678413
Teddy can't kill me if he's dead.

>checkmate
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>>700678413
niggurz
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very very good i like this, so i save nice jop for once OP
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Bite
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>>700681915
Blease don't rape me, senpai.
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skinny nigga but my divckk tall
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>>700682222
nice repeated numbers, friend.
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Nice
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>>700678413
fag
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Fuck
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Oh noes
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Teddy is sexy....maybe I'd let him have his way with me to convince him to keep me around.
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>>700678413
how he gona kill me if hes already dead?

scientist - 1
atheists - 0

p.s i saged so this dose not count as a post in your shitty thread
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Hey Teddy...How you gonna kill me if you're already dead?
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Oki
Help people fagits charge yur karmas
2hands.org
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>>700682222
checked
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>>700682434
>repeated numbers
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Bla
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This is Martha. Martha is a housewife. Martha is cleaning somewhere in her home. Martha will kill you in your sleep tonight if you ask her for another sandwich, or don't reply to this post.
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k
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>>700682849
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k
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>>700682849
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>>700678413
okey dokey
>>700682849
okey dokey
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>>700678413
xD ples dunt
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>>700680825
Dude, what is this?
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>>700678413
alright i guess
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>>700678413
fine fuck you
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>>700678413
Teddy my nigga
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>>700678413
nice try, but the only thing that's in the dumpster with me right now is a dead rat
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k
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>>700678413
Fine
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>>700678413
K
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>>700678413
lel im hiding in his room too
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Niggateddy tho
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>>700678413
Ok teddy
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>>700678413
Aight
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>>700678413

why you do dis
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>>700678413
:)
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>>700678413
no point in risking it :)
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>>700678413
How original
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>>700678413
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.
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>>700678413
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>>700678413
fuck
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>>700678413
tes
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>>700678413
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>>700678413
fuck that teddy was at my house last night
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aye
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K
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fuck you
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But OP, I'm in my 18-wheeler.
I already looked in the storage under the bed. Unless he's fucking tiny as fuck, there is nowhere else for him to hide...
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Nigher
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>>700678413
ok
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>>700678413

Postin
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>>700682849
make me a sandwich, slut
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>>700678413
This place isn't big enough to hide a hamster. I'll be routing ol Teddy in less than 20
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I don't want to offend Teddy any further! What are teddys preferred pronouns?
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>>700678413
k
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>>700678413
Say no to Teddy
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no thanks
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come fuckin fight me teddy ill kick your ass hahahahahahahahah
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>>700678413
go away teddy501
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K Teddy
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>>700682849
martha pls sit on my dick
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>>700678413
no pls
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Tuck me in teddy
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dont kill me teddy i want my dick to be safe
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>>700678413
Checked
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Fuck
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asd
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>>700678413
MOMMYYYYY IM SPOOOKED MOMMYYY!!!
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Fuk u Ted
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>>700685120
Sure honey, just let me finish putting arsenic in your dinner!
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>>700684279
So much detail, so much effort.
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>>700678413
how come nothing ever happens to the op that post this shit?
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>>700678413
nigger
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die
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DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!!!
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nah... Fuck
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Yup
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Hey Toody
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pls no
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damn
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K
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ok
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ok fine
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Replying fast
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Please spare me teddy.
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>>700678413
Fuck off teddy
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>>700678413
Replied
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>>700678413
No thx
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HAHA! IT WAS ALL A LIE! IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD, TEDDY WILL GET YOU TONIGHT!
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Fuck you
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>>700678413
pls no teddy
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Better reply before I die
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>>700678413
ok
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>>700685918
good thing i didnt post in this thread then
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>>700678413
Go kill yourself and take this Facebook tier garbage with you. and I hope all the faggots who replied to this without typing sage in the options field get cancer and die a horrible painful death.
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fuck yourself
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Fuck this shi i'm out
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>>700678413
stop
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>>700678413
What's this from?
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>>700678413
I'm not trapped in here with Teddy... he's trapped in here with me.
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>>700678413
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Real spooks
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>>700678413
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Done
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>>700678413
öööööö
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Plz no
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Stop
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>>700678413
kys
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hi
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Same as last night...
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>>700678413
Okay
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>>700678413
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>>700678413
surre
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>fuck off
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>>700678413
ye
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posted yesterday, fuck you
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Post
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>>700686428
Fun fact that dog died
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>>700678413
>>700678413
kek
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fuck you
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Wait, why is teddy in so many people's houses at once?
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.
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teddy is fagatron
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Teddy looks like fgt.
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not so fast OP
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>>700678413
Well, dont wanna risk....
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>>700678413
Fuck niggers
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>>700678413
fine
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Tuck Feddy
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>>700686078
I intndd to sag but my F with a xtra _ is brokn so i sagd
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Please clarify: my house or my parents'?
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>>700678413
fuck you teddy I'm homeless
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>>700678413
k
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FFS
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4chan keeps getting worse
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FUCKING DO IT TEDDY
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>>700678413
Bruh
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>>700687220
Go away evil doger
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well now he wont
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>>700678413
ohh please, i dont want to die.

:^)
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>>700687220
Go away evil dogger
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>>700678413
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Keku
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>>700678413
he looks like a weakling, i welcome him to try
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Teddy can go get fucked
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uncool dude
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>>700678413
i am alive
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>>700678413
ono tedy
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>>700687220
Go away evil dogger
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thank mr teddy
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>>700678413
teddy seems like a cuck
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>>700687220
Go away evil dogger
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K
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>>700678413
go away evil terdy
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No fucking promblemo
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safe
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Lit
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:0 Oh no
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>>700678413
nu
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>>700678413
Nigger
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>>700678413
I aint taking any chances nigger
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sleep tight teddy <3
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wun sum fuk?
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>>700678413
aha
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>>700687220
Go away evil dogger
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>>700687647
Her vagina looks like something you'd find in between a 6" sub from Subway.
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