In this thread, we rekindle the memes of a time long forgotten.
Come the fuck on guys.
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>>700674227
My nigger.
Ahh, times were simpler.
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>>700677338
Nice
>>700675768
I love this frog
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>>700677307
Nicely Done.
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>>700676038
ahh the good old days. I had my best laughter reading the facebook frog
>>700677588
hey guise anyone seen that guy? I think his name was candleja
>>700677795
eat shit Millhouse not yet.
>>700673739
Holy shit foul bachelor frog
An old one from /tg/.
>>700677979
lost.
>>700677816
Fucking new fag...
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>>700677363
We let this happen.
>>700675987
i do pee in the shower while i brush my teeth. explain to me why that "foul". There's probably a net loss of water for my teeth brushing but clean up is sooo much easier.
Dragonite Dad
Who remembers this cunt?
She was quite the meme for a while.
and then suddenly
>>700678352
The one thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for is for good men to stand by and do nothing.
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>>700678489
>Knowing you killed your dad with this shit
Fuck! I remember when these were getting spammed all over the place.
>>700679059
Mmmmm. Some fucker ruined them by telling people they are lotus seeds.
>>700679230
Yeah, I remember that. Fucking pissed me off.
>:3
It was so much better when Moot was around. He'd occasionally come to /b/ just to fuck with us.
The new owner doesn't even come onto the board at all. Not one time since he bought the thing from Moot.
>THE NEW OWNER IS THE ULTIMATE FAGGOT!
>THIS IS NOW A MOOT REMEMBRENCE THREAD!
God, i'm such an oldfag. Almost originalfag
bless
>>700680081
You just proved you're not.
>>700679496
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!
GET IN THE CAR!
>>700679913
moot is kill by google
Finally, a use for these
>>700680289
>No. Moot is kill by an alcohol.
>>700680182
>being this autistic for obvious bait
>>700677795
FUCKING MILHOUSE! BTFO back 2 ur hugboxx
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>>700680515
>Lurk moar
>>700677686
>this kills the /b/
Sexually oblivious rhino was pretty good
>>700680757
Twinkie house!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0
Anonymous gets BIG LULZ
>>700678587
That only happened a few years ago.
>>700680788
Dubs of truth!
What Moot meant by "if it weren't for the money" wasn't that he was making money, he wasn't.
>He was talking about the 40K he'd stupidly invested in new servers and upgrades.
>What an idiot!
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>>700680942
Yeah, I know, but it still happened way before most present-day anons got here.
>>700679734
No he just doesn't give a shit and collects his check.
>hurt durr he's such a faggot
lel
>>700680611
Holy shit, top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hm3E2cGQE4
>8 years ago
>>700681301
Its funny cuz his kid died!
>>700681286
You're exactly what I was talking about, earlier.
>Go back to Rottit, idiot. You really don't belong here.
oldest i have
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>>700679496
:O </////////3
:O///////3
:O///3
:3
Oldest I got. Think this one is from like 2005
>>700678153
"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme
You know, I like 4chan as much as the next guy, but when 4chan starts asking about my anus, that's when I say things start to get a little TOO personal.
>>700681043
>knows that about mootykins
>still can't greentext properly
Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.
Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.
"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.
Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.
He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.
"I love you."
"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.
"Do you really love me?"
"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.
"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.
"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!
I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.
>>700681983
"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme is not a meme
>>700682188
>got dubs
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>>700681994
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
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check'd
>>700678489
Fuck. FUCK. This makes me feel like shit. I need to spend more time with my dad next summer when I'm home.
I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY DICK. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND SHIT. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS
>>700678489
So many regrets right on the feel, I miss my dad.
>>700678489
I didn't sign up for these feels
>>700680579
Dental plan
Its very 2008 in here
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
You just lost the game
i have some frogs
Anyone remember MostlyHetero on wattpad from like a year ago? He wrote more short stories.
He was a quick meme but fuck those stories made me laugh.
Two in one right here
Oldest meme I have
>>700683189
This is fucking brilliant holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard since I was a child
This needs to be a thing
>>700683202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCVhGzrAT0
>>700683447
damn this is so true
>>700683457
it's not even that funny, calm down
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>>700683457
....this was a thing...over 10 years ago.
Newfag.
>>700682458
gr8 b8 m8. I r8 it 8/8
>>700679059
The fucking animated boob ones were horifying
>>700685446
This is so adorable lacking in effort I can't help but be moved to laughter by it, like when you go to pizza hut and ask for a pepperoni pie and they just throw a breastwork at you and call you Gilgamesh.
>>700685850
>when you go to pizza hut and ask for a pepperoni pie and they just throw a breastwork at you and call you Gilgamesh.
Nothing about this makes sense.
>>700681478
I still let this one slip and no one understands :(
Do you happen to have the conversation that started that one?
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>>700685947
Haha, sorry, should say, "throw a breadstick at you"
>>700678556
Good times, good times
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C-C-COMBO BREAKER, AMIRITE GUISE?
>>700685850
more?
>>700686414
> not posting this with slopoke
