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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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I sexually experimented with my sister when I was 15 and she was 13. It was hot but I will kill myself if anyone ever finds out
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i have a strong urge and turn on on kids especially if i found a 7-10 Years old boy and did stuff with him. :) im 20
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>>700645415
what kind of exp?
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MY GF'S A VIRGIN
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>>700645478
what kind of stuff?
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>>700645597
Everything except cumming inside her pussy. We don'ttalk about it but she obviously remembers, I cringe knowing that she knows. I don't why I felt like putting this put there. maybe i just want to vent
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I fap to my half sister constantly and want to fuck her so bad. I can't stop thinking about her. Pic related.
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I fucked a black hooker today. She was nice.
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>>700645415
Haha I can totally imagine :')
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I have genital herpes. I don't feel like I'll ever have sex again because I'll pass it on. I know condoms are an option but a long term relationship is out of the question.
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>>700645938
my gf fucked her half brother before we got together- please don't do it man, for the sake of the guy who deserves her
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Me and a group of friends are planning a revolution in a Nordic country, as a countermeasure for a chaotic immigration policy. The coup is supported by high ranking military officers and we will use Gripen planes to secure the infrastructure in the capital.

You heard it here first folks.
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I used to fuck my exgf when she was passed out on pills. She never woke up, no matter what I did. She lost her ass virginity that way and never knew it...
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>>700646375
Why does it bother you?
I wouldn't give a shit. I wouldn't want her cheating but somehow wincest wouldn't count.
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>>700646375
I need to tho
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>>700645196
I'm an envious human being
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>>700646388
epic.
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>>700645415
The same thing with me, anon.
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>>700646135
Thinking back makes me cringe so no I don't think you can imagine. Its not the same as those bro/sis stories
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>>700646509
dont tho please
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>>700646441
by passed out you mean in a level 1 coma?
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>>700646388
Doing your best Turkey impression, eh?
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I've been married for >9 years and I've never even seen my wife naked, much less had sex with her.
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>>700645938
Just do it! :D
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>>700646456
cos everytime I see him I want to kick the shit out of him, its like quite a long story like circumstances like she only met that side of her family when she was like 15 he was 23 or something don't want to fully go into it but I've been mad about this girl since secondary school and I'm gonna marry her but that's a long time they are gonna be in each others lives obviously if he fucks her again I'll kill them both. you heard it here first.
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>>700646755
As in she took too many oxys, passed out, and wouldn't wake up for like 20 hours. Junkie, ya know?
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>>700646816
How?
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>>700646375
>>700645415
Some explain to me how incest even happens? If you grew up with your sister you would know you would absolutely not have the hots for her and my sister is far from ugly
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>>700646816
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>>700646924
I guess I just can't see myself or my relationship feeling threatened there, because there's never gonna be a romantic involvement. I guess to me it's like fucking with a dildo or an animal or something.
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>>700646924
Can you tell me why she told you she ducked her brother? I need to visualise everythingso I can fap
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>>700646816
I'm curious about the details on that one.
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>>700647049
Marriage of convenience with a platonic female friend for benefits and we've procrastinated the divorce until this year.
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>>700647286
>>700647139
See
>>700647290
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>>700647290
That's stupid.
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>>700646924
tbf I did stuff with my sister but that was when I was very young, my sis was older than me but we were still both kids. just makes my blood boil like she was 15, you're supposed to look after your little sis and protect her from creeps, not fucking groom her like he fucking wrestled with her some point before and ripped her tights off then she was wearing the same underwear the night it happened blah blah she tells me this shit with a smile on her face and it scares the living shit out of me so just keep it in your pants bro
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>>700647101
I don't have the hots for my sister, either. That didn't stop us from fooling around when we were 12 or so. Just curious horny kids...
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>>700646249
Find a bitch with the herp all over her pussy already and youre golden.
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>>700647153
you're saying you wouldn't care if your gf fucked an animal? I think we may differ slightly in our relationship ideals
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With one of my best friend when we have 14-15 , i've sucked him and he fucked me many times . He is thick but that was so good ! That was good time ...
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>>700647272
it's fap material for her brother man, for me its just more ammunition for feelings of inadequacy
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>>700647482
I dont have a sister but wouldve fucked ANYTHING at like age 12-14.
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>>700647655
I actively encourage it.
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>>700645829
Ill bet as a result you find her dating guys that are more or less just like you doesnt she?

You set a standard for her, its not a bad thing, unless you are a bad person.

No harm came from it, move on and never mention it again.

OR you could mention it to her and maybe she will want to fuck again?

Choice is yours anon. But def dont let it bother you.
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>>700647763
You will burn in hell for your sins.
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>>700647763
How is it that you are not a pedo?
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>not a pedo
>my favourite child porn stars are...
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>>700647785
Pretty much. We never fucked. Mostly we just watched each other touch ourselves. In our treehouse, of course.

Ten years later, treehouse still there. We never, ever talk about it...
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>>700648067
My cousin and I used to diddle each other in her brothers treehouse. But we were super young, like 5-7...but we never fucking ever talk about it either
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>>700647547
yeah, nahhhhh...
And how would I be able to tell anyway?
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>>700648276
You are not even trying. Just using your herp as an excuse to be a shut-in neckbeard
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I raped my niece when she was 12 and I 20. Got aay with it. 8 years later her life is positively ruined, no one knows why and she's in a state where no one would believe her if she accused me.
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>>700648464
green text?
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>>700648463
But then what do I fuck? My hand for the rest of my life? Yea nah.

I could fuck some ugly chicks but I'd regret it afterwards.
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I have crippling daddy issues.
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>>700647782
Does it bother you because its her half brother? Would you have the same feelings if it was just a really good friend of her?
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>>700648931
Espain, please
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>>700648678
Lots of people have herpes dude. Get over it. Doesnt mean your sex life is over
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>>700649193
Yea but I feel like any date I went on would start with "I have herpes. Do you?"
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>>700647763
couldnt find childs play or magick kingom, link anyone? fake.
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>>700647368
Meh, yeah but we made a grip of money.
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>>700649545
How so?
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>>700649102
I need male attention to feel validated. Also, I'm no longer attracted to boys my own age. Must be at least 7+ years older than me.
Tfw I'm a pedophile enabler
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>>700649712
Government benefits available only to married persons.
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>>700649874
military?
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>>700649734
How old are you?
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>>700646388
Oletko Odinin poikia? Missäpäin Suomea kannattaa olla kun tämä teidän holokaustinne pärähtää käyntiin?
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>>700649364
Probably should of wrapped your junk when fucking dirty bitches then anon.

Hindsight 20/20 and all that.
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>>700649957
Both of us, yes.
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>>700649981
15
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>be student at university
>share apartment with 7/10 curvy girl
>enter her room when she's away
>masturbate on her bed
>take a bunch of panties from her dirty clothes pile
>use one wrapped around dick and smell the other
sometimes i wish she catches me doing it
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>>700648548
>be me
>20 yo, single, employed
>live in front of my older borther, happily married, 12 yo daughter
>both brother and in-law are often out of country for work so niece is at my house a lot
>we watch movies, wrestle play, tickle, a lot of "innocent" stuff
>one particular night she notices my semi
>being a curious kid she starts playing with it
>semi becomes 120% diamond
>fuck everything, whip it out and ask her to suck it
>she begins to catch on this is not a thing that should happen and tries to squirm out of my arms
>push her down, strip her, spit on my cock and pound that pussy
btw guys a 12 year old vagina is fully prepared to accept an adult cock, apart from rupturing the hymen there was no tearing at all
>she's obviously a crying mess
>tell her that if she ever tells anyone I'll kill her parents then I'll kill her
>brother comes home 3 days later
>"hey anon anonette is a little upset"
>"yeah my bad, we watched a horror movie, h-haha"

>live in absolute terror
>carry a loaded sidearm on me at all times because no way I am not going to prison
>almost a hero one night when a police car pulls into my street
>someone called the cops on the kids upstairs doing weed
>time passes and niece does not spill for whatever reason
>starts doing drugs very early, starts whoring herself out to anything with a pulse
>8 years later
>two abortion, one time in rehab, cutter, bipolar, total wreck
>always lies about everything, always steals from her parents

>I never had anything as good as that little tight pussy
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>>700647763
>kids below the age of 3. They won't remember anything.
no,they'll just develop a nice personality disorder and plague our society.it's not that easy,bro
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next month i'm going to fuck my ex again.

>be 17
>7 years ago
>meet this girl online, 18yo
>bitch is a bit fat
>both virgins
>i come to her dad's house
>cold motherfucker with guns all over his place
>doesnt talk to me, seems to hate me
>imokwiththis.jpeg
>be in gf's room the first night
>dry humping like pigs
>i start to kiss her pussy while her panties are still on
>"A-Anon, this is going too fast"
>"You're right"
>second night
>dry humping again
>get clearance for unlocking undies access
>type the code on the keypad that just got out of her cunt
>"Access granted."
>read the EULA
>now facing my first and last hymen
>eating dat pussy like, really hungry
>"oh my god! you're magical"
>bitchwtf.mkv
>spent 20 minutes encouraging her to suck my dick
>first timer blowjob, shit was plain bad
>play with her tits, she can't even feel'em
>I the try to dock into virgin pussy
>"I-I'm ready Anon"
>traversing the hymen, stopping mid-act cause she seems to be quite hurt
>"You want to keep it on?"
>"Yes"
>imaman.mp3

Then I just fucked her for the first time. Shit was so cash.

I haven't seen her in person for 7 years now, and we're mailing each other to go get a lil drunk downtown in a few weeks. She clearly seems open as she uled a video on youtube talking about me for something like 4 minutes staight.

I know I'm gonna fuck her soon, cause I want it and I want to get my bitch ex from the same town super mad from it so I can fuck her again too.

What does ex sex feels like? I'm getting more and more curious.
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I did stuff with my sister when I was like 13 and tried to do stuff with my older cousin. I'm 26 now and no one mentions it.
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>>700645415
Good for you
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>>700650222
Hi fbi ? Nice to meet you agian . Can we see the ip address fbi plz
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>>700645478
Kill yourself
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>>700650222
frenchfag here, requesting pics
it's legal
not like you lol
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>>700645196

>I frequent omegle and get quite a lot of wins, actually
>One time my gfs mom was asleep at our place and only I was home. I put my hands under her pyjama and got to touch her tits and nips. Also I laid my hand on her crotch.
>I think about my gfs mom when fucking my gf
>I tell a lot of lies
>I don't really know what to do once im done with university
>I do graffiti
>I've been secretly writing rap lyrics for years. I'm pretty good at it now imo. I'd never show anyone besides my best friend though.
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>>700650413
blablabla,everyone walk the dinosaur.sure,dude
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>>700650163
Now it makes sense. Seen it dozens of times. Usually doesn't last that long though.
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>>700649874
did you have another bitch on the side for sex? if no,why the fuck would you bother wasting your life to save money?
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I secretly masturbated in/with my aunts panties every time i went to her house and watched her undress before sleep, because it was a glass door and i had a view from the balcony and then masturbated in the bathroom.
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I once took my brothers girlfriends clean underwear, jacked off into it, then put it back so she could wear it later. She knew nothing.
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i pour my milk in first when i have a bowl of cereal
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I slept in one bed with my mother and masturbated next to her many times
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>>700650802
You're sick and you need help.
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>>700647763
Kys you pedobeta fuck
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>>700650413
yeah i don't believe a single word of it
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>>700650222
Why you think you have daddy issues? Like whats the cause? Was dad not there? Was he there too much? Did he molest you? Whats the deal?
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>>700650802
that's really fucked up.i've never met someone like you and i hope i never will
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>>700645478
pedo
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I have two rotten teeth and im too fucking scared to go to dentist so i just let it rot
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>>700647426
lol cuck
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>>700651217
you will die
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>>700650222
>>700651108
Oh yeah, another question...do you want to fuck your actual dad?
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>>700645478
>did stuff with him
nice,like making him a steak and patting him on the back?
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watched my parent have sex next to me when i was little, but didn't said a word and they thought I'm asleep, literally an inch away from them
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>>700651217
>>700651276
the sad thing is,this could become a reality for this fucking idiot
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>>700651217

yeah dude just don't okay. GO to the fucking dentist for your own sake
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>>700651335
Reminds me of the time I fucked a three year old boys mom while he watched and cheered me on
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I have this printed canvas but I dunno should I put it in my living room or in my gaming room.
No one knows I have that.
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my secret is that i still play cod. who wants to play bo3 zombies on ps4 with me :)
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>>700651425
lol, I'm pretty sure i watched my father do it, if that's you, congrats.
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I faked a girlfriend in highschool
>Went on vacation trip with my family
>Met a girl, she was fun to hang out
>Back home, added her on MySpace
>School started, everybody got a bf/gf on summer
>To avoid looking like a Forever Alone, I said i met someone on the trip
>Created a fake Facebook account
Note: I'm not stupid, I put it like she created it to stay in contact with me
>Started uploading her pics
>Created some accounts to fake her friends (fb didn't ask for cel numbers back then)
>Extremely careful of not letting my folks or her and her relatives to know this
>Sometimes I went to visit my cousins on far city
>Told my friends I was visiting her without my parents knowing
>Buy myself gifts I didn't like
>After two years I got tired
>Faked we had a fight and make her look like a bitch and deleted her facebook
>Girls were all over me trying to console me (wtf?)
>Ended up with real gf

Everything went better than expected.
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>>700651524
No bruh, this was like a year ago. I wish it was me fam.
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>>700650413
>20
>unable to control basic urges
If true, weak, man..weeeak.
Not tryna be a scw here but you and your boner should have a talk
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>>700651489
my sides....Voldemort is the cherry on top
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>>700651635
I just watched them fuck hard, maybe 10-15 minutes, was around 6-7 y old at the time. Tried to move a little bit closer to them, but my father just move me with his hand and continued.
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i fucked almost every single one of my friends girlfriends, its crazy what girls do for attention, i did it only because i know my friends would do that shit, real life is with no friends
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>>700650568
Like I said, it's cost us nothing since then and we just procrastinated
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>>700650685
We fucked other people on our "honeymoon weekend"
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Here are my secrets - OP
>I became 18 two moths ago and i have been browsing 4chan for 4 years
>I am a virgin not because i am bad looking its just the opposite but its because i am ashamed of my 13 cm dick
>I have sniffed and played with my mothers and my brothers wife panties
>Incest is my dirty pleasure
>I have a dream of fucking a younger than 16 year old girl but older than 11
>Also i fall in love easy and i get bored in a week or two and that makes me feel like shit
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>>700651758
Do you think you're scarred from the experience?
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>>700651875
>>I have a dream of fucking a younger than 16 year old girl but older than 11
aka normal dude.
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>>700651770
Nice bunch of friends
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>>700651999
Duuuude, 16 at least.
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>>700646388
All the power to you, anon. Wipe the scum out.
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>>700651875
Not even that bad dude. Try having herpes; I'd gladly swap.
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I hate life, and I'm sure that this planet would be better off without mankind
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>>700651108
Dad isn't around.

>>700651293
No, no. I don't want to fuck my dad. I was just starved of attention and now the only way to fill that void is by seeking out older men.
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>>700651883
no, why?
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>>700651670
Lol sjw that is
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>>700645196
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
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>>700645196
When I was younger, I had sex with my sister on a regular basis. She was 9 and I was 11 when it started, and it carried on for a couple of years. AMA.
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>>700652331
So does helping getting attention from older guys help at all and how do we even know your really this age
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>>700652958
Did she have a spankable butt?
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>be me 22 3 years ago
>living with chubby gf in Detroit
>sometimes when she would pass out I would drive a few blocks away and pick up a random sleazy crack whore
>one night I'm drunk and horny truck won't start
>walk down to Michigan Ave to find a hooker
>had fucked them in the alleys before
>some dude sees me standing there looking and beckons for me to get in his car
>ignore him for 30 minutes or so
>he drives back around and I just said fuck it
>get in his cock is out we head off and park
>I start sucking my first cock
>after just a few minutes he asks to suck me
>damn he says your cock is so....cute I think he means little but whatever
>he has a bottle of whiskey we get drunker
>end up in back seat on my back being fucked
>had no idea it would feel so good even though gf fingered me sometimes
>saw him maybe 10 more times mostly in dirty motels roleplaying his little boy calling him daddy
>haven't touched a guy since but thinking about the way he fucked me still gets me hard
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>>700653040
She actually had a really nice bum. But we never did spanking, although I do wish we had done. We tried anal once, very early on in our relationship, but she was too tight and neither of us enjoyed it.
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>>700653177
Faggot
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>>700651875
Are you me ?
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>>700653281
Can only imagine. ( ( )
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ex got posted on motherless ... By my friend that stole the pics from my computer ... I've been trying to get them taken off because she's gonna find but they don't get removed ... I feel guilty and might end up going to jail ... But deep down I enjoy guys fapping to
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>>700653287
have been with over 20 girls, am married now, I don't think being with one dude when I was drunk makes me a fag but whatever
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I met this girl some time ago. We always end up in bed together, but i feel like she is starting to like me. I dont think i want a relationship tho. What do?
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>>700653484
Share with us
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gf pushed my head to suck my own dick.
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>>700646018
now you go the AIDS
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I hump my bead to completion
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i fuck with a girl that literally shit on her pants. other time i made fisting.... i fell the vains in my fist. its a little scary.
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>>700652958
How did it start? Why did it stop?
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>>700653792
I dont find her attractive sorry
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>>700653792
This is like the 20th time i've seen this faggot post this. Shit up with your fake and gay story. If you really cared about getting her pics taken down you would have already gotten that done instead of posting links to the gallery in every other thread...
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>>700654207
Why do you need more details? Dayum.
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>>700654392
I'm writing a research paper on incest in America and need the data points
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I want to transition into being a woman but i don't have the guts to even come out of the closet
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>>700653000
Honestly, it doesn't help. Short term pleasure, makes me feel like less of a disaster. I don't see myself stopping anytime soon. I crave the attention.

I have nothing to gain from lying, anon. Have a little faith.
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I was fucking a girl and she blurted out that her brother in law had raped her the night before he married her sister. I mean wtf my cock was in what was I supposed to do? I acted all consoling but didn't pull out because honestly she was leaving for the navy anyway and the was no future. She made me promise not to tell anyone because he made her sister SO happy but ever since then I've wanted to drop a dime on that rapist. I mean fuck she was 16 and a virgin.
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>>700652187
Dude i am so fucking tiered of everybody talking about their big dicks and there is me just wanting to kill myself , also a fuck ton of people have herpes so dont sweat it.
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>>700649734
please find someone you can talk to about this. my ex has the same sort of issue and its slowly destroying her life. You dont need anyone but yourself for validation. Be happy being you
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>>700654553
Yeh that is true but you never know what the internet is full of you know but making your self open to these pedos do not help but finding ways to ocuppied and it could get better why not speak to a theripist or a person? And does it have to be secual with these older guys ?
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>>700654695
he should be killed
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>>700648931
I've had 4 girlfriends who played my 'daughter' because I have major incest issues / fantasies.
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>>700651489
>bush is ebil lmao

wew maximum over cringe
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I kiss my gf after blowjobs
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>>700645478
End your life. Just jump off a bridge or into traffic.
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I've stolen 248 mums nudes from her laptop and fao daily on them
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>>700654900
I don't remember this being an advice thread.
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>>700655107
post a few or your mum dies in her sleep tonight
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>>700654958
I've wanted to let her sister know a million times but there is the possibility she was lying and who am I to get involved. After all she never said a word.
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>>700655039
everyone is doing this
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>>700646816
Explain please
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>>700654967
Who said anything about evil people?
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I am constantly legitimately afraid that i might lash out on people and just start punching them to pulps
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>>700646388
Fake and gay
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>>700647763
You must end your life. It is the only solution. You have to die. Jump into traffic or hang yourself please.
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>>700650126
Meemuilemas Oulussa XD
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>>700646816
John?
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>>700655549
u make urself think that so u feel tuf. but actualy u think of yourself as a major pussy that piss himself if he even seen a glimp of a fight.
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>>700651217
>cant handle a couple numbing shots
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>>700655734
pls end my suffering
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>>700647763
>age 0

niggertier shit
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>>700655173
Hi im just asking and curious to know
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>>700655872
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>>700655872
dogger meet catter
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>>700655872
come doggy come <3
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>>700655997
>>700655938
god bless the both of you
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>>700655845
The relationships are all of a sexual nature. I'd say I develop 'feelings' for the older man but quickly lose interest over time. More infatuation, if anything.
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>i still like to crossdress every now and then
>i used to cam for money and gifts
>i love my current girlfriend and will most likely marry this her in the next couple of years, but i cheated on her with a few other girls and can never tell her
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>>700654767
Dude, a chick would be happy either way. 13cm isn't even a problem; just use it well. The sweet spot is less than 13cm in anyway. No sweat
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>>700656189
typo, wanted to write "marry this one" or "marry her"
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>>700651489
you will forever see Manson's hair as Voledmort's tongue
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>>700656218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GfT5lXVMTs
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>>700645196
I beat my ex-girlfriend in a drunk rage. It's been 2 years since and i still think about killing myself for it.
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>>700654960
How do you even manage to convince a girl to do that?
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>>700647101
you like men, bruh. no biggie. 90% of 4chins is gay as fuck.
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>>700656218
Thank you , who would imagine getting positive vibes in 4chan /b/
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>>700655039
I'm sure a lot of people do but HELL NO FUCK THAT
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I feel foolish but I was completely fooled by a catfish. Kik - Kellymiller1234
My advice is to keep away. He's a sad pathetic bloke really.
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>>700656189
sauce on that pic?
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>>700656345
do it faggot
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>>700655549
That's awesome. But at the same time, now I'm worried people might think the same about me and I don't even realize.
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>>700645196

I'm a gay white man, and I pretend to be a straight white women when I post captioned interracial porn, even though every sexual experience I've had with black men has been terrible.
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>>700656158
So if you know the problem why dont you try change the out come
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>>700652066

ya "friends", when u get a certain age u realize that "friends" its just a way overrated concept my friend
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>>700656366
lots of girls are sub and dont mind calling you daddy if they are into regular dom/sub play too

>>700656449
idk the sauce, just google image search it. Got a whole folder of that. Cause looks hot and classy as fuck
Try that watermark
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>>700656561
How is that awesome tho?
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>>700656703
didnt realize the watermark, thanks anon
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>>700656662
Consider the following: still not an advice thread.

Clearly I don't want to change.
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I'm in my twenties and I still escape to my imagination to cope with life.
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OP is a faggot.
SSShhhh. It's a secret.
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>>700656875
Kill self
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>>700656341
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GfT5lXVMTs
I am so confused.
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>>700656852
K mate just trying to be a cool kid pal and my secret compulsive lier and cheater
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>>700656345
Killing yourself would help nobody, especially not her. Just learn from your mistake.
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>>700657057
Dank shit man where'd you find this
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>>700645196
Im married and an ex girlfriend recently moved back to my area. The only reason we broke up was because she moved away in 04. We've been secretly seeing each other for about eight months. I'm going to leave my wife to be with her.
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I played these weird sexual games with my cousin when we were both 10. My older cousin walked in and saw us naked then just left the room never questioning it again.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CDM6seDRoK
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>>700654530
I suggest you look a little hard to find what is troubling you in life. You might find that being a man isn't the real problem.
I hope you find happiness.
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Stole a bunch of pics of my gfs best friend and posted them to /b/ and anon-ib. Jerked off into my gfs sisters face wash and face cream, and watched her apply
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>>700657057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYN4PRSiNjc
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>>700656815
I can just imagine your position. It'd be exhilarating.
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>>700657632
well its pretty much willpower to the fucking max
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>>700645196
I desperatly need money.
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i stole like 7k from my uncles company while working there, if anyone found out i'd be done for
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>>700657714
Kill self for cash
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>>700645196
I'm in love with my best friend and I don't have a way to tell him so I plan I geting him really drunk and making a move.
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>>700650126
Pieksamäellä pärähtää
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>>700657884
Nice! m/f?
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>>700645196
When I was 16, I had the biggest crush on my youngest aunt, and whenever I was at her place I would look through her drawers and sniff her panties. One day I was in her room, I found yeast infection cream, so I decided to squeeze some out and fill it back up with cum from masturbating to her panties. Turns out she had abortions from her old boyfriend back then because she didn't want kids and was too dumb to take the pill, one of those could've been mine.
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>>700657777
I was thinking I could donate organs for money.
Preferrably donating my brain to a filthy rich person who lost his in an accident.
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>>700657884
That's probably your best option.
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>>700657945
This made me kek a little
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>>700657938
We are both m and he has asked me for a blowjob befor when we were drunk but I was too chicken
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>>700646816
Dude you got give us the green text on this
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Me and a friend of mine had sex the other night after the McGregor vs Diaz , my other friends likes her. I feel bad for fucking her but it was hot, she finished me way a handjob and came over her face and bedsheets. If he found out it would kill him.
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>>700658205
Ah you feggit you. Dont puss out next time
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>>700645478
I know about urges man. I've wanted to bash in a pedos head for years. Haven't done it yet
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>>700658205
Is he gay?
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>>700658296
I plan on going for it fully
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>>700657940
I don't think it'd be far enough in to impregnate her.
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>>700658213
I didn't greentext, but I pretty much explained throughout the thread. See:

>>700656496
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>>700658451
Nice. Take pics and post
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>>700658412
I think he is curious he askes me about my sexuality all the time
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>>700658512
Cool, that'd lift a lot off my shoulders
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>>700658409
Agreed with this fella.
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>>700658581
I will if I can
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>>700649734
Same but im like 20
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>>700653562
If you've sucked cock you are gay period. Especially if it excited you, well at least bi. Who cares? Carry on homo
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THIS THREAD TURNED TO SHIT.

the end.
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I am a very attractive guy bit I will fuck anything. its awful big girls I let a dude suck me off (I did nothing for me) but still. I am clean but have fucked maybe 150 girls at this point. they mostly 6s
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I raped a girl in my dorm. She doesn't know it was me and we talked the next morning like nothing ever happened
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>>700646249
Are you a dude or a chick? Cuz chicks can still get mad dick even with the herp. Guys will roll that dice
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>>700659634
oh you sly fox you
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>>700656189
can we have more on thsese stories?
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I have ALL those things that should make my life happy, I have everything I want, all people I know love me, I have some money, I'm studying the thing that I most like, the girl I like is interested in me, my ex want to be with me again, I have a stable job... I have EVERYTHING. And I'm so unhappy. SO unhappy. I'm such an idiot that I can't figure out myself how much an asshole I am
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Have a sissy fetish for 7 years now. preparing to become one. Got a woman who will supervise and control me for her own fun.
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>>700660082
LSD man. get it. 120ug and some self relflection will all make it clear to you.
dont even go with antidepressents they will only make everythign stale
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Like straight up want adderal
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>>700660202
Till now I only tried with alcohol and weed... Maybe I should try something harder like you say
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>>700660413
alkohol and weed will get you more depressed and repress everything. LSD is not your usual "lol Im gonna be wasted" drug.
But it will help
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>>700660087
What the fuck your hot as shit
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>>700657157
If that's the only reason you broke, you are a pathetic little cunt and it's even worse if you cheat and want to get a divorce after she moved back. You're a disgrace to men, behaving worse than a fucking gold digger, chasing after pussy.
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>>700645196
Every girl can get laid if she wants to...
>Put some makeup
>Put revealing clothing
>Go to a dark bar/nightclub with loud music
>Target a lightly drunk guy (not too much)
>Dance close to him
>Rub against him
>Go for frenchkiss
>Ask for a last drink
>Go fuck in a car

And that's why women don't value sex as much as men.
We are not equal.
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>>700657777
Heaven Quads don't lie
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>>700660624
ur gay bruh
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when i was 15 i had a blow job on a field from an autist because i was bored and lonely.
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>>700660709
thx for the recognition my dude
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>>700660624
when will /b/ be able to read and interpret filenames properly..........
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>>700660773
Why an autist tho?
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>>700660591
Thanks for the tip. For now I know how to get crack, speed, "M" and mushrooms, but not LSD (even though I never tried nothing of that). But if it really can make me feel better... I dunno man, maybe I should try to get some. I'll think about it, really. Thanks mate
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>>700660202

Fucking. This.

LSD made me realize so much about myself, it's hard to describe in words. Took 125ug's about 3 years ago. First and last time I've ever taken it.

Could take it again if I find a nice occation, hard to get LSD where I'm at though.
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>>700645196
I was 7 when I 1st learned how to suck a cock for a 13 year old
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>>700660927
Is LSD a hard drug to come by in general?
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>>700660999
Hot
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>>700660999
nice trips
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>>700660880
he was a lonely weirdo with practically no friends, he was obsessed with me so i thought he would be easy to get it out of
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>>700660082
It's the "endgame syndrome". You've got everything at one point in time and don't see anything achievable on the horizon. Create a goal and start pursuing it, otherwise it'll be like playing GTA after you've maxed out the game. It's fun for a while, but after that you stall, just like you now, and life seems to be meaningless, without any purpose and you live for the sake of living, and you know that's what fucking sucks so bad.

Doing drugs will get you nowhere. Drinking won't help you too. It doesn't fix anything. It's like painting a rusty car. It'll mask the shit for a while, but it'll get even worse soon after.
Drugs, and I mean the light ones, should be taken when you feel happy, uplifted, motivated. Otherwise you'll turn to shit sooner or later.
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>>700661166
Dude check ur dubs man
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>>700660999
greentext
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>>700661140
>>700661140
His dad was letting us do it
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>>700645196
Im retarded
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>>700650551
Graffiti and rap? Shit now if you're black you might have something going here
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>>700661260
You were enjoying it, dont lie
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>>700661211
LSD isn't used like other drugs. I've never done it but from what I've read it seems like a good idea.
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>>700645196
whenever i have a chance on parties or somewhere where a lot of guys are, i use roofies on my sister and then whoever pays the most, i let him fuck her.....
made very good ammount of money several times like that....
but there are certain rules so nobody gets caught and the "bussiness" keeps going
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>>700660855
Okay what does it mean
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>>700661465
I did i am sure, but gagged when the dad unloaded in my mouth
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>>700661474
Dont try argue with people who are anti drug by default no matter what kind.
Nice that youve read into it. you decision. IF you are even able to get anything.

and dont forget if its bitter its a spitter.
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>>700661211
That actually sounds logical. Some anon sugested to try LSD, I never tried any hard drug, but I think maybe it's time.
Also I will try to make for me a new goal, something, anything. In short time, drugs may help, but in long time that thing you said may (or may not) be the solution. Thanks for the tip, I'll try to find something.
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>>700661474
>>700660905
http://kk.org/cooltools/the-psychedelic-explorers-guide/
This might be helpful if you decide to take lsd. Try dark net markets if you can't find it anywhere else.
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>>700661654
I didn't say that drugs are bad, read carefully. I only pointed that it's not a cure for problems and it won't ever be. I took this & that myself, but never ever in a state that was worse than "pretty cool/happy"
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>>700651583
You lucky bastard!
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>>700650233
she probably knows
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>>700661958
I recommended LSD which is in my opinion the strongest and most gentle psychedelic.
Did you tried ANY kind of psychedlic with the porpuse in mind to reflect on your life and your lifegoals.
Or did you just sniffed coke and it made you feel like youre the shit. Cause its not the same thing.
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i have full nudes of my mom which i use from time to time to have a fap
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>>700648931

so does my girl

i fucking love the roleplay

relationship is healthy, sex is awesome
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>>700661563
i saved the file once from /b/ that what it means.
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>>700661795
This one looks like a big book, I will read it (also search a lot more info about lsd) before trying with it. I'm still deciding if trying it or not, but the idea is there. Thank you again!
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>>700650419
That's where tumblr came from
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>>700647290
well that was a disappointment
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>>700648464
Aren't you afraid of someone doxing you for posting that?
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>>700645196
i cant help myself every year i grow more obssesed. every year my world loses taste but the desire for her flesh grows. i want to bite her and rake her flesh from her bones with my teeth. every year it seems like my only purpose. its been 11 years. 11 years to many. the time has come to feed
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>>700656950
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>>700652187
You're a pussy i got herpes too and it doesnt do shit and i never spread it. Are you new to herps?
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>>700664103
you have a rare condition, look it up G. you're not alone and it's not worth acting on.
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>>700645415
Actually there is a good reason for you to address it. You didn't say how old you are now but if she isn't in college you should talk to her. If you don't address it before she takes a women's studies course in uni you will probably be accused of rape and outcast by your family. If you intercept now you can at least frame it in the context of stupid kids being stupid
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>>700650802
Besides all the cp shit that is the most fucked up post here. Get some help.
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>>700664551
I think this dude actually has a point. This could be a really real risk.
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hahaha fucking white knight Faggit. Maybe she prefers her brothers cock in her ass. Get over yourself. If she's not fucking her brother she's probably giving it up to her dad
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I let my bf play with the loli I babysat.
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>>700653562
Ignore him, chicks love to read that kind of stuff
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