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>he judges a person by whether his dick has been wet or not
I bet you're the same kind of person who judges people by how much paper they have in their wallets
Fucking wretched Western world.
>more mentally ill than Dani
Nibi has some problems, but no one tops Dani. Personally, I'd say he's about level with Alex and I. Watterson is just a dumb spic who is sometimes entertaining.
That's okay with me because I'm worthless anyway.
Speak of the devil. Man, you show up every time someone mentions you.
Not sure how much longer I'll be on.
slavshit pls go
While money is a big factor, how much sex a man gets is much more important.
Some autist you must be if you value such a minute detail much.
>all based on autist + Western values
Id still be maximum autism even if I lived in Russaland.
Heya Diesel, how's it going?
Enjoying my last few hours before I go off to bed and back to work. You?
Don't worry, you're already included by default in the next collage, if any.
I've actually no idea what a Russkiye Autismus Maximus would be like.
I'm alright. Tired and hungry though. Not sure if I should sleep, eat, or keep posting.
I want to bury my face in her ass.
eh. I'm too sleepy to stay up. Talk later guys.
Some skinfags are alright.
Don't you talk shit about my waifu. She will fucking crush you.
Not your shitty skinfags.
Get the fuck out with that bullcrap.
It must suck being gay.
Fuck you, Cindy Landolt is hot as fuck.
>Not enough muscles
If only bodybuilder women didn't have such fucked up faces from the steroids.
You mean you don't want to be thrown around by a huge amazon woman, and have her dominate you, and ride you hard until you cum so hard you pass out? Fucking gay.
the woman shouldn't be throwing the man around
You're gay as shit, brah. The women is the one who takes care of the kids in the animal kingdom. They have to be stronk to take care of their babbies. Don't you know about not fucking with mama bear's cubs? Because they will rip you in half if you do. Women are supposed to be stronk. Maybe not huge, but still stronk. "Masculine" and "feminine" is a social construct.
Bam, you just got hit with logic, bitch.
Your face is a social construct
>internet argument won #3762
I will be claiming my prize now
But you lost, nigger. I won this argument.
I'm not an SJW. I hate SJW's but it's true; there is no masculine and feminine in the animal kingdom. As a matter of fact, spotted hyena females have pseudo-penises bigger than the males actual dicks.
Except hyenas aren't human and so that fact is entirely irrelevant.
Shut up, let me have this. I like justifying my masculinity.
I don't like allowing people to be illogical.
Meanwhile, spiders and manti die to have sex. Are there any non cuck species other than humans?
Psycheatrists don't shh when you show them indisputable proof that suicide is the logical correct option.
I dunno. But I want to get fucked by a spotted hyena's pseudo-penis.
No, shut up. It's not gay to like muscles.
I like muscles, too.
Heart of chicken tastes great lightly fried and cooked in... Whatever it is that my mom cooks them in.
Very delicious muscle.
I mean these kind of muscles, but a woman. It's totally not gay because she's a woman, and has tits and a vagina despite having the body of a man.
Totally, 100% straight, bro.
I have only one way to respond to that statement.
Nah, totally not. Liking muscles and di- I mean pseudo-penises is straight.
Btw, why the fuck can't I use mobile data to post anymore? Stealing wifi is a bitch. And most free wifi places block 4chan.
As straight as offering to clean up a glory hole with your tongue.
Watterson mentioned something earlier about that. Something about AT&T having certain IP's blocked because people were using their phones to get around bans or whatever. I dunno, some stupid shit like that.
Yiff in hell, furfags.