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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>700638265
How odd. Well I hope you can find happiness one day.
>>700638370
The shadow is facing the wrong way. They should be skewed and stretched to the left.
>>700638337
Worth and happiness is measured in how many people you fuck or how many people you kill.
Maybe.
>>700638424
We must kill Dyna.
>>700638460
What about joining a gang then? You could get both of those, and drugs.
>>700638479
I bet Nibi would love to.
>>700638528
I dont like niggers.
I rather be alone. Also I cant have sex anymore.
>>700638528
I dont even remember who Dyna is.
>pls dont be lurking
>>700638612
Go be with Castro, you're perfect for each other.
>>700638612
What about a gang without niggers? Maybe a biker gang, like Hell's Angels? You may not be able to get sex anymore, but you could definitely kill someone. You could also join some kind of assassin, maybe one for hire. They pay absurdly high amounts.
>>700638715
*assassin group
>>700638828
>posts pics of other humans
>i dont like people
ok.
Also T H I C C guy reporting in. Need THICC
Hey snek, I don't think it's on PC, but it is on PS4. Also seriosuly, no land beyond in the banner is god damned hilarious.
>>700638828
That's why you could be an assassin for hire. Work on the dark web, and have people pay you through bitcoin. You'd never have to talk to anyone.
>>700638883
Fuck me she is sooo hot
>>700638883
>>700638883
Bodies are useful, I do not like the minds and thoughts of others.
>>700638905
Thats stupid, you're stupid.
>>700638982
>tfw no Jensca waifu
>>700638897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_91eS_XRsFg
>>700639042
one day we shall have robutts. Hopefully, we will also have wolf butts.
>>700639036
You said you want to kill people. Hitmen make ridiculous amounts of money, millions per year. Hell, I wouldn't mind doing it for that kind of money so long as I don't get caught.
Or you could just join the military, but you wouldn't get paid for killing people. And hey, it'll be sand-niggers too. Sounds pretty tight, right?
>>700639150
The ban on genetic modification has been lifted, and we're started to get really good at it. Soon, brother. Soon.
ew grills
>>700639286
I rather the world were in chaos so it would be rather easy to murder people and get away with it.
anyone else annoyed by lacuni huntresses in d3 so much that they want to ragefuck one?
>>700639349
Hey cw, how's it going?
>>700639459
is gud
bored though. ran out of bullshit to play/watch
>>700639437
The world is pretty chaotic. I mean, we can go invade people's countries and kill them with no repercussions. The Marine Corps sounds like a good idea if you really want to kill someone.
And what about general serial killing? A lot more people get away with it than you'd think, and disposing of bodies is pretty easy, don't ask how I know that.
>>700639560
I feel ya, man.
>>700639641
I am too lazy and dont have a car.
>>700639641
yup
watdo?
>>700638296
O no no
No skin my friend
>>700639756
Fair enough. You could also kill animals though, not that I advise that.
>>700639769
I dunno, man. I'm so bored I'm discussing with Nibi murder as a career.
Which reminds me, do you have any good stories to share from your drug dealing days?
>>700639926
Ive killed animals before.
>>700639140
I nearly choked on my drink. That's great.
>>700639926
Nice try FBI
>>700639926
loads
what do you wana hear
>>700639966
It doesn't seem that you do it too much. Why not more often?
>>700639972
You caught me.
>>700640016
Did you ever kill anyone?
>>700640046
The less attention the better.
>>700640126
Are there many people where you live?
>>700640046
if i did, would i post about it on the internet?
ask something else
>>700640169
Large city
>>700640174
I mean Gerald and I talk about fucking animals, and that's a felony in many places, but a'ight.
What exactly did you do?
>>700640253
Well damn. What about shooting birds with a slingshot or something? Some of those things are pretty hardcore, and using steel balls can easily kill small cats.
>>700640342
fucking animals and killing people is a little different.
>What exactly did you do?
sold every drug i could get my hands on for a pretty good price. undercut people and pissed them off. then got into fights with them.
>>700640342
Ive done that before.
>>700640513
Fair enough.
How many people have you severely injured?
>>700640587
Why not do it more often? What about bigger animals?
>>700639286
>Soon, brother. Soon.
I shall wait happily.
>>700640632
25 or so directly.
>>700640632
I shoot deer, idiot.
>25
Doubt
>>700640653
You and I both. I've actually considered genetic modification as a career for a few years now, but never thought much of it. It might be viable now that we can do some serious modifications.
>>700640730
Neato. How much did you enjoy it?
>>700640787
I know, but what about trying to kill dogs and stuff? Stray animals are quite common in big cities, yes?
Wait, its bongerland, nevermind.
Not the same as America, slavland, or any nigland.
>>700640851
Illegal
>>700641066
How likely are you to get caught? If it's a stray that no one cares about, I don't think anyone would care too much. Some of those little bastards can be a nuisance.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
I found a furry Facebook type site that's nothing but memes and furry shit posting, lots of fun.
>>700641168
100% I dont clean up bodies unless im eating it.
>>700640843
well if you count the people ive had gang members take care of for me than its over 100 easily
>>700640851
its not like some kinda fun passtime. its just business and self defence.
if someone has really pissed me off then there is some enjoyment though.
>>700640994
just imagine a city full of turkish and african gangs and areas even the police dont want to be in,
where none of the "good guys" have anything to defend themselves with.
>>700641168
dash if you want to kill things do it to something that can fight back.
>>700641233
Sounds like it would be a horrible cesspool of the worst, most cancerous furries in the fandom, rife with cringy RP.
>>700641270
Makes sense. Oh well. I hope you can do it more often. Whatever makes you happy I guess.
>>700641291
That still sounds pretty cool. But I'm probably too much of a bitch to do that kind of stuff.
Of course it would be something that could fight back. Then it wouldn't be fun.
>>700641503
something that can fight back means not a stray dog, by the way.
try someone bigger than you are just kys if you want to kill something.
>>700641291
Those people must of had Britain's "wimpy" rub off on them, then again its not like turkroaches or sand nigs have much bravery to begin with either.
>>700641608
I wasn't actually talking about myself. I don't hurt animals, I love animals. I just mean about Nibi, if he does that kind of stuff.
>>700641503
Its not like I can get sex so its an okay substitute.
>>700641615
nah.
you would get assraped and so would america niggers. they just rely on guns. honestly knife crime is more violent. usually ends in both people getting seriously injured but not killed.
>>700641698
nibi just likes complaining on 4chan
>>700641503
Its not suprisingly, it's just furries shit posting memes and makeing fun of SJWs
>>700641945
Oh, I know. But he's fun to talk to. He's an interesting lad. I like him.
>>700641968
Oh, then that just sounds like 4chan for furries. So still cancerous.
boys taking belts to girls asses!
>>700642014
i think you are both cucks
>>700642031
got any pics of your daddy taking a belt to yours?
he did film it right?
>>700641945
You've never been in a fist fight with how tiny you are.
Maybe you've fought with some malnourished brownes, but thats its. Your "playing it up" so you dont sound wimpy is laughable.
>>700642099
True.
>>700642031
Nah, he' not a pedo
>>700642274
God, those are some nice tits.
>>700642331
If I cant grope them then I couldnt give a flying fuck.
>>700642461
You can grope mine any day bb ;)
>>700642108
>Playing it up
nah.
you don't even wana know the shit ive done to people. body type has nothing to do with it.
if body type defined who you were then you wouldn't be such a virgin beta.
>>700642227
yup
but he's a cuck in denial
>>700642515
You're ugly and have a clown nose.
>>700642588
No argument there.
>>700642031
yo got it fam.
>>700642555
I feel like you are "I was merely pretending 2 b retarded".
Feel free to lie here, you cannot lie to yourself.
>>700642713
Moar blood.
>>700642772
k.
>>700642765
I've seen a pic of (supposedly) a scar from a knife fight. Couldn't tell if it was legit, but I wouldn't doubt it. Cockwizard is pretty fucking edgy, I could see him doing shit like that.
>>700642821
Yay!
Some sick fag requested blood.
>>700642880
>Get scraped by a dried branch.
>'It wuz a noif fite"
>>700642992
That's why I said supposedly. Doesn't matter to me really. I just like hearing the stories, fake or real.
>>700642963
Hell ye boi.
Fake things are worthless things. Worthless things get deleted.
>>700642765
not this bullshit again.
you don't have to believe me if it makes you uncomfortable. but please, don't pretend you know anything. because you dont.
>>700642992
next time i break someones face ill try timestamp it for ya
>>700643140
Everything is worthless, Nibi.
>>700642963
Plauge marine / nurgle porn.
>>700643154
I know you're a chronic liar and try to act tough on the internet to make up for how you dress up like a woman.
You're a bitch boi, stop beating around the bush.
>>700643384
post proof that anything ive said is a lie
or are you just talking complete bullshit as usual? you have no idea who i am.
>>700643231
You're worthless.
>>700643520
You're right, I am. And so are you, and everything else in existence.
>>700643466
>>700643302
closest I got.
>>700643565
I am worthless because I cant get sex.
>>700643691
No, you're worthless because nothing anyone can ever possibly do makes any kind of difference towards anything. Hitler was just as worthless as you and I.
Just had sex yesterday it was nowhere near as good as I thought it was going to be. Is there something wrong with me?
>>700643776
You, "No", idiot. I am worthless because I cant get sex.
>>700643608
yea i forgot to make video evidence of all the crimes i did!
my fucking bad. i could probably ask for my arrest record but even then i wouldn't show you since it reveals too much information about me.
luckily i really don't care what you believe.
>>700643691
no you are worthless because you are nentally ill.
everything else is just a side effect
>>700643888
I mean, worth is all determined by one's self. You could be successful by just getting up every morning if you want to believe that. Everything is subjective anyway. You see, I'm an extreme existential nihilist. Nothing matters to me, at all. No one, no thing. So instead of sulking about it, I'm now starting to view it differently. If nothing matters, then why not just do any fucking thing I want? That's how you should think as well.
>>700643873
Why dont you fight some people who are over 100lbs?
The mentally ill get more sex than me.
>>700643910
>>700644158
mislinked
>>700644076
Nah, sex is the most valuable thing to me.
>>700644158
why don't you learn to reply to posts?
and i have fought people three times my size.
having muscles means nothing if you have no fucking idea how to fight properly.
>>700644298
So do it. If you really want it then go fuck some random whore, all it takes is $20. Or put work into it if you want a hot chick/dude. Who cares if you didn't get it in the past? Not a fucking thing you can about it, might as well forget about it.
>>700644323
>and i have fought people three times my size.
There you are again, lyin.
I could make soap with all that lye.
>>700644413
It is essential to get it when it is most deserved.
I cannot have it unless I prove myself, but it is already too late so whatever.
>>700644431
nah
>>700644566
WewooWewoo
*Tipping intensifies*
>>700644544
That's a pretty skewed way thinking. No one "deserves" sex. Sex doesn't really matter, as with everything else. It's not a goal in life, especially not to try and prove something. And if you couldn't prove it, and no one deserves it, then what does it matter? Go out and fuck random whores all day and night if you want sex, they won't care.
>>700644666
honestly you are more mentally ill than alex and dani and dash and watterson combined
filtered
>>700644706
Sex is a reward, idiot. There are tons of people out there getting this reward they dont deserve.
And yes it is a goal and a validation.
>>700644844
Salt
>>700644925
A reward by what metric? It isn't a reward for anything other than by your own measurement of worth, no one else cares. I'm a virgin, and probably will be until I die, but I don't give a shit. Neither should you.
>>700645041
I see you as a lesser being because of it.
>>700644844
what's up with watt? I know dash and alex, but only ever see watterson post.
