Ask one of the last few remaining oldfags anything.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask one of the last few remaining oldfags anything.
bump
how old is your fagginess?
Fuck that check my dubs
>>700634980
Why are you still here and why do you think 4chan and specifically /b/ has fallen?
>>700635083
I been here since mid 2006.
>>700634980
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>700635085
checked
i tried to spam with DESU and the little box says it thinks I'm spamming...lol. Came to visit after many years away today by chance. Not a lot has changed really, there's just a lot more of it and it overwhelms the small percentage of good content.
>>700635160
That is an easy question and i am glad you asked anon its because this new generation of /b/ users are a bunch of pussies who don't do shit most of you faggots i assume are underage nowadays right?? at least the majority also /b/ has also fallen because there is hardly any OC on it anymore same old bull shit these days no more original content like back in my day.
>>700635545
You speak the truth friend
>>700635544
This anon gets it also i know how to fix that do not put it all together try leaving it in spaces.
Any tips for newfags?
>>700635935
Leave
>>700635935
Lurk moar.
>>700635692
Exsactly this new generation is complete cancer little kids from YouTube who think they are cool by being edgy 12 year olds give me a fucking break 4chan isn't about the dank memes that they love so much it was about the LULz in my day something this new generation clearly does not understand also look what happened to anonymous a bunch of faggots in stupid ass mask fucking stupid as hell anonymous should have stayed as a group of trolls from /b/ because that is what it use to be.
>>700634980
u miss the cp?
>>700636141
Anon i am pretty sure all oldfags miss that shit.
>>700634980
Is there anywhere else to go for quality raids nowadays? Also, where do you think the majority of old /b/ migrated to?
>>700634980
I miss moot and snacks and mod interaction. This place feels so soulless now
>>700636396
Not OP
The majority of /b/ is still here, but they just don't post as much or their quality replies are dwarfed by all the fags. Just earlier today I saw someone posting saying they were an oldfag since they'd been around for a year but they didn't know how to greentext
>>700636486
Mods only interact now if you claim to be underage, or if you post cp. m00t doesnt even use his mod powers to do cool things anymore
>>700636638
Does he still have mod powers after he sold the domain?
>>700636638
Might have something to do with moot not being a mod anymore since he fucking sold the entire site to the japs
>>700636396
Most of us oldfags hang out on other boards on here now because while /b/ is now i can honestly say completely dead a lot of the other boards on here are still very much alive and still have great quality content and topics also some migrated to 8.ch 3chan and Final Chan and other places or moved on.
I've been away from /b/ forever now. I started WAY back in the the pre 911 days. I only visited /b/ today out of boredom. It feels a lot more like the general board on any other forum anywhere else. Not as crazy. More fake crazy.
>>700635545
This.
As a somewhat old-ish fag, I can also say that the widespread use of memes and shit that's been posted here years ago seeping into "casual" social media outlets has played a part as well...
Now that any regular jackoff or teen bimbo can see things that were "classic" on /b/ years ago and spread it around, the content loses a lot of its pull.
People get used to the humor and such- BUT the same morons who spam Facebook with memes are the same ones who can't stomach true 4chan... Part of the reason reddit was created I assume- A PG-13 version of 4chan for faggots that couldn't hack it on 4chan.
>>700636696
>>700636765
holy fuck i just had a newfag moment just there
no wonder this site is shit now there are people like me on it
>>700636862
Realized my memory is fucked. 4chan started in 2003. Maybe I'm thinking of 2chan? Or just remembering 911 memes and thinking they came from here...whatever.
>>700637016
well, 2chan belongs to the japs now anyways
>>700634980
Favorite memory of 4chan?
>>700636812
3chan? Do you realize how few people use that board? You might as well have said 420chan
what the fuck is a finger box and why is it a fucking meme
Why are you here?
>been here since the great habbo raids, I came for the afro duck, stayed for that fucking cat
I'm just so fucking bored, our autism was what made us great damn it
>>700637100
420chan is still great imo I browse it more than /b/
>>700635935
Literally don't post or make a thread if you're underaged. We don't need "What does /b/ think about (Edgy youtuber that appeals to 12 year olds for ad revenue)?" or "God Tier Youtubers Bread!"
Also, lurk moar.
>>700636877
This anon speaks the truth.
>>700637183
Next you're going to ask me what a pencil is, what a dumb question.
>Bait
>>700637194
I remember getting called newfag starting browsing in 2008. Now I look around here and 98% of this board is immigrants from reddit, tumblr, etc.
what is true power?
>>700635225
2008 :P
>>700637291
I was 13, half of my life I've been a /b/tard. Explains why nothing thrills me, faggots these days seriously get hard from bra and panty pics. We used to need to see no less then 3 giraffes fucking the same woman's anus
>>700637100
Yes i am aware its user base is small but its got some people also 420chan is another one yep and 7chan if that even is still active.
4chan is a corporation now anons, welcome to your future, where it's not about the fun but the money
>>700637331
>>700634980
>claims to be "oldfag"
>posts shitty artwork from google images
>gives validation to the cancer
>completely oblivious to the fact that original users would never say "newfag" or "oldfag"
The only thing someone who has been here "since 2006" would have to say, if this place weren't completely overrun by morons, it would be lurk moar.
>>700637485
> 4chan is a corporation now anons, welcome to your future, where it's not about the fun but the money.
Is Hiro even in it for the money??.
>>700637485
Moot is Jewish.
>it was always about the money
>>700637538
you forgot something.
>>700636638
I honestly miss m00t. As much as he was a faggot, at least when he was mod here interesting shit would happen once in awhile. Like that flying dick thing.
>>700637538
The only real picture someone who's been here for a long time would post is that fucking cat.
>I have an illness, because of that fucking cat
>apparently you don't remember how bad the spam was
>>700634980
Do you think moot ever lurks anymore?
>>700635225
>Oldfag
>2006
All the oldfags really are gone
>>700636134
Do you,
Even realise.
How much of a faggot you sound like
>maybe it's time old fags like you fucked off.
Rise of the planet of the new fags.
>>700637759
I doubt it I'm pretty sure he didn't care at all about this board after it got weird
>>700637759
>moot lurks occasionally post he was here last week in a nostalgia thread.
>>700637716
>mfw
I wasn't here back then. I joined around the time the crab was killed.
>>700637538
>completely oblivious to the fact that original users would never say "newfag" or "oldfag.
Anon the words Oldfags and newfags were going around during the days of Boxxy so yes original users did say newfag and oldfag.
>>700637879
>after it got weird
Wasnt /b/ always weird?
>>700637894
Huh... I missed that thread.
>>700637815
Maybe its time for you to stop baiting just saying.
>>700637984
That boxxy garbage was already the cancer spreading.
>>700636134
>>700636134
It's the Seinfeld effect dude. Honestly that shit stopped being funny a long time ago if the stupid ass memes and threads that used to be posted on here were still being posted it would make me want to gouge my eyes out. The thing is, everyone who has been browsing here for so long is so god damn anti humor now everything pisses me off. At least that's just me anyways.
>>700634980
Do you miss me, anon?
>>700637759
Maybe on other boards but not on here.
What is the percentage between people who post and people who lurk?
I will say I didn't hear anything about cancer or newfags or oldfags coming from the actual oldfags. This came along with the second generation of 4chan sometime after this
>>700638023
I mean yeah but he intended this website to be a normal image board for discussing anime and gay weeb shit like that. He didn't intend for /b/ to overrun the site and it's reputation as a shithole.
>>700638159
this girl was never even remotely attractive
>>700638159
Olivia please come back.
>>700638295
But I'm older now. I'm older and I'm not the same Cracky. It's been years. That Cracky forever lives in the past, anon. I grow fainter and fainter as time passes. The real me lives only in your memories.
>>700638295
She looks sad... She must have gotten a glimps of the /b/ from today.
I think this whole site in general is only fun to go on when there's some sort of happening, because otherwise barely any oc is posted whatsoever and most of it is shit anyways
>>700638538
This.
>>700638091
To be honest like everyone else i hated Boxxy when she first came out but looking back now shes not so bad and i rather waste my time in a Boxxy thread instead of all the porn trash we have now.
>>700634980
been here for more than 15 years. Lurking for nudes back then but really get into any of the memes. Only thing that I ever contributed are the bachelor frog thread because i can fucking relate.
>>700638530
Is this better?
A ghost can only appear so happy.
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was there ever a time when this board wasn't 90% porn?
>>700638655
>is this better?
Does it matter? Also checked.
>>700638621
>15 years
>4chan is only 10 years old
Oldfags went to other boards, and also post less. /b/ stopped being used for appropriately random shit and all the people who used to discuss actually relevant content like anything current in the world went to reddit, /r9k/, and /pol/ in years past which are all individual shit holes in their own rights because they all consist of like minded people that shouldnt gather together in a community of like minded individuals.
The people who are left here just want to fap and flame others so its not really all that different. Just less entertaining because theres not as many diamonds in the doo doo as there used to be.
how are yuo not v& guise
>>700638510
If its really you please post one new 2016 picture with a time stamp saying hi /b/ that is all we want.
>>700638670
back from whne /b/ wasnt just porn threads and full of normies
>>700638510
It's okay.
>>700638681
yup from 2008 when I started go here to around 2010-2011
Back then it was more pure cancer and not just porn
One of the things that pisses me off the most now is all the newfags posting links to their discord servers. It destroys the anonymity of 4chan. I joined one of these servers myself once, and all I saw was bad meme spamming and links to threads asking other members of the Discord to bump them
>>700638826
That cancer is just as bad as the Twitch raids or the Kik and snap chat threads or faces of /b/ or meet up threads pure cancer that killed /b/.
>>700638826
What the fuck is the point of that?
>>700638754
It doesn't work like that, anon.
I'm sorry.
>>700639049
Jesus fucking christ, I remember when I used kik for a couple months I wanted to fucking die inside. Just mindless dribble but somehow even more mindless than here
>>700639086
Then you are not her get the fuck out.
I heard there was an oldfag thread?
>>700639254
She's dead man. Gotta let it go.
>>700639261
You are correct.
>>700639049
Attention seeking is what killed this place.
It stopped being all about discussions and it started being overly focused on the individuals.
>>700639394
I really dont ever see that trend happening in the catalog
>>700639347
That is what i thought didn't Olivia kill herself in 2007??.
>>700639394
That and faggots couldn't keep there mouths shut about this place.
>>700639382
Has anyone posted Applemilk yet?
>>700639506
Would you like a link to the secret Cracky board?
>>700639831
Sure anon.
>>700639892
195(dot)242(dot)99(dot)71(colon)8181(slash)cracky/
>>700639892
Bet you thought I was joking.
>I been here since mid 2006.
>>700639591
Pretty spot on, I remember hearing about all the big events associated with 4chan and seeing all the popular memes here back in 2010-2012 even though I never went on her until recently
>>700639998
Not a real link are you stupid kill yourself.
>>700640192
I heard there was a newfag thread going on?
Back when 4chan was known for it's wit and everyone did it for the lulz
>>700640323
Kek
>>700635225
2007fag here
>>700640286
Well the link you posted for some reason didn't take me anywhere but do you mean this place??. http://195.242.99.71:8181/cracky/index.html
>>700640192
You're fucking dumb or trolling. Let me literally draw you a picture.
pic related
>>700635545
did you read "why are you still here" or is the reason that you enjoy reading what these underaged pussies say repeatedly?
>>700639490
People started using /b/ as a way to get what they wanted, instead of bringing in what they had, if that makes it any more clear.
Also, what >>700639591 said.
Users originally were a very strict and self-selected demographic, but it was only after this place got the general public's attention that anyone who felt entitled to stick around 'for-teh-lulz' started using it for that purpose. Internal jokes stopped being spontaneous and became increasingly forced very quickly, the best example I can think of this trend was the "Fuck Yeah Seaking", and as the influx of morons started ramping up, it all got exponentially worse.
>>700640583
See here >>700640577 also sorry i yelled anon thought you were trolling.
195.242.99.71:8181
I'll always love u cracky.
>>700640907
We always will RIP.
>>700640288
>.gif
>>700634980
I'm 31 years old. Going on 32.
I was around when the image sharing boards began at the tail end of 2003. It was all anime bullshit, stupid posts, gore from rotten and child porn just all over the fucking place. All the drama between world2ch and 4chan about who might be stealing whoever's internet traffic and the exodus of somethingawful fuck faces onto this board. The news post in I think October of '03 that /b/ was a retard bin that was going to only last until the other boards got put up but it became too popular. The rise and fall of snacks. Thomas Jefferson. Femanon autofiltering to cumdumpster. Rise and fall of furries to imperial cleansing. I have been through everything that has happened to 4chan in it's glory and infamy.
4chan has always been shit. But it was our shit. And boy did you newfags fuck everything up.
>Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger.
In the same way American quality goods have been replaced by cheap Asian knockoffs, this shithole has been replaced by something even less worthwhile. Fuck, it even has a cheap Chinese moot.
All things have a lifespan, even 4chan.
What was once novel is now commonplace.
Poole's closed.
>>700641445
>Poole's closed.
I cried
>>700641606
>>700634980
What can we do to stop the trap cancer that is killing /b/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkAngvkWVkk
All downhill from here
>>700634980
Why is op always a faggot?
>>700641920
You're already, at least 5 years, too late.
>>700641989
I respect you're old memeing haaaaa.
>>700641983
kek
>>700641983
What a classic video i actually go back and still watch that from time to time just for the LULZ.
>>700634980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A
Never see anyone commenting this or the other videos but I always liked these early flash animations.
>>700635225
>lurking started in 07
>posting started in 09
>>700638719
Not the anon you replied too, but 4chan started in 2003, got somewhat popular in 2006, and started taking off in 2008, which is when EFG, Rageface, 5's and Kuso Miso / Desu started getting notoriety. After 2010, 4chan became appealing to "how to" or "we explain to you" websites or channels.
"They" tried to monetize or popularize 4chan culture, which turned quickly into cancerous internet culture because not enough oldfags told them to fuck off, go, and staygo..
>>700636558
Hahaha, I was in that thread. You the one that was posting backwards >>'s at the newfagging or just one of the ylyl contributors? I was the faggot who went, "You ruined this thread, we're leaving now."
>>700634980
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>last few...
>anyone really leave...
crackyhouse.tumblr.com
>>700634980
Notice almost no one asked any questions. You know why? Because being an oldfag doesn't make you interesting or special and while it's fun to reminisce about the old days no one besides us really gives a fuck.
>>700643489
> being an oldfag doesn't make you interesting.
Never said it did anon.
>>700643403
Beautiful and amazing forever.
Everything balances itself over time. Like the effeminate offspring of a warrior, 4chan now is simply the complement of all it once was.
I make posts like leaving flowers on the grave of a loved one, and I keep coming back because I don't want to accept that what 4chan was is long dead.
The biggest problem is that we all stopped doing drugs.
>>700634980
fellow oldfag here. this place has always been rotten, but it took a notable turn around 2010-2013. for the most part it was just a bunch of cheeky, anarchaic pranksters, but since then it's gotten increasingly more hostile, unstable and deliberate in its tone.
4chan is like that crazy guy you knew in highschool who was always getting in trouble in the best, most hilarious ways. but now 10 years out into adulthood and he has no friends, is missing a bunch of teeth, and just sputters out fragments of hate-speech and lives out of a car in the walmart parkinglot.
you wish you could have the old one back, but you know now even that was just the first step in a long, slow, downward spiral.
>>700644095
>>700644079
we became one of two types of people. 1. the kind of people who should stop doing drugs or 2. the kind of people who did stop doing drugs. there's no going back. we are lost in the slow dragging orbit of full on adulthood. At best, the wold can only offer us children, mortgages, divorces, lots of dead friends and even more to come.
>>700644066
> keep coming back because I don't want to accept that what 4chan was is long dead.
But it is sadly and Moot is gone.
So, anyone remember the Bizarro /b/ threads?
>>700637811
How long have YOU been here then faggot. Also, checked.
When did the hate for 9gag begun? It was there from the beginning or it appeared after some time?
>>700634980
Did people know what storefronts looked like back in your day? How about streetsigns or billboards?
>>700644394
Full adulthood? What the fuck are you talking about?
Your entire post comes off as tryhard psudo-philosophical garbage. Underage detected. Pls go and staygo.
how come you pretending to be old fag new fag? :D
As much as I hate to say it, MLP, prior to the brony-culture was the last twinkle of anything endearing or sweet that 4chan embraced. I haven't seen it celebrate anything at all since then. But looking at how creepy that became I can understand why.
>>700644571
I started seeing it around 2011 also back in my day we had a huge hatred for Gaia Online.
>>700634980
I hear ya, pal. I've been here since 2011, things have really gone to shit.
>>700644588
no, i'll be staying here and you need to go.
Anyone remember DoubleNigger, 7's, or Has anyone even decided to want to go to do even look more like?
>>700635225
2006 also. Fuck this place has ruined me.
>>700644909
I remember double nigger and has anyone. not the double 7's tho.
do you remember when /x/ was new? do you remember gogeye?
OP how did the fucking traps got here?
Niggers tongue my anus
If you werent here for the "/b/ has changed" with metal gear solid 4 guns of the patriots music playing on loop, get the fuck out of the thread, you're too new to be asking oldfags ANY questions.
>>700644865
You're cancer. There were never any grown up's here to begin with. If you want "adult hood", go visit [s4s]. That's what /b/ would have turned into had it not been for the people on drugs telling these people to constantly fuck off.
>>700645046
They been here since 2005.
>>700645015
I got banned from /x/ literally 3 days after it appeared. Haha. I shitposted as hard as I could.
>>700645046
Bailey Jay got famous because of us.
>>700645174
still here anon. doubling up on my posting in this thread just for you
>>700645231
lol, i remember /b/ invading it really hardcore for the first year or so.
>>700644582
10/10 underrated post
Few people know that captchas were originally created to save the human race from extinction by teaching early 4chan users to identify food.
Go back to FYAD bitch.
>>700645046
used to be a way to bait newfags. the first post was usually a headshot, then a few body-shots above the waist, they'd wait until a lot of anons were breathing heavy and then show the cock and make people freak out.
that's where the "ITS A TRAP!" meme started. one person would get suspicious and start warning the rest.
>>700645361
There was a time where "spoopy skellingtons" didn't exist, and 2 spooky 4 me was actually an /a/ inside joke about Psycho-pass's character SpookiBoogi.
There was no spooky shitposting on /x/, just retards posting old x-files meme's and internet culture jokes about slenderman and UOO FOES.
I WANT TO BEREIVE
BEREIVE IT
ITTY BITTY BABY, etc etc. You get the point.
>>700634980
Why are you still here?
>>700645555
aye, but creepypasta also grew out of there. and back before everybody was a google detective it led to some kinda fun surprises.
>>700645555
Holy quads checked
a lot of retards claim to be old fags. sure.
but can you tell me why the /soc/ board was created?
>>700645751
not OP but I come here because this place reminds me of a piece of myself that I had to outgrow. Like coming back to a playground you went to as a kid, now rusted and covered with graffiti. It's gone to shit, I'm too big for it, but I can't help but visit sometimes just to remember.
>>700634980
anyone remember when CP was banned?
>>700645898
To get the camwhores (and rate-me threads) out of /b/.
Sort of like St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.
>>700635331
I see nothing worth ckecking here, faggot.
>>700646084
Honestly, I don't think I was here long enough to remember that one. Started coming in late 06/early07
>>700645898
Simple because Moot hates normalfags and wanted them off of /b/ and this website in general but looks like that didn't work.
>>700641367
What's wrong with the guy in the photo? Is it a jew
>>700641367
Oh geez anon, knew someone would bring up snacks. You've been here for as long as I have and all of what you said holds true although I figure we coulda stopped the newfags insurgency
>>700634980
>old fag
fucking prove it
>>700634980
2006 here. You're not special, faggot
>>700646345
this place was always meant to be usurped. we're old now and have become the establishment. its our role now to be overpowered by the new young and dumb.
>>700636862
It's not as crazy because of all the s0 3dgy dietcoke nazis wailing about mentally ill degenerates and autists and chasing away all the entertainment with the crazy. Great job ridding the Fatherland of all the interesting lunatics, hn? Now the gene pool is clean! CLEAN! So those 12 year olds can breed with each other and produce pure aryan buttbabies free of mental defects such as humor.
remember the war with YTMND and how we were too fucked up for ebaumsworld to even consider fucking with us on an official level?
>>700646084
Anarchy and creativity are synonyms.
A character like pedobear could never be created here now.
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>>700646611
i could feel the anger in that stupid post. but you're also right. a weird breed of society-police set up camp here and their extremely boring brand of psychopathy sprawled out really quick.
>>700646646
pedobear wasn't created here anyway.
>>700646661
during gamergate we saw a huge influx of people come in from the extremist authoritarian right and they've been allowed to spread in our ranks and recruit newfags with the "redpill" gimmick.
We tried to contain them in /pol/ but containing these types of people is as good as containing nuclear waste in a wet cardboard box.
They need to go. It was a mistake to ever tolerate them in the first place.
>>700645825
Yeah, that was back before the "image search" function was added to 4chan. You had to actually do some detective level digging to find shit.
Anyone remember Cicada 3301 when it first appeared? It appeared here, on /b/. Not on /x/, which is surprising to say the least.
>>700646963
The original bear is from 2ch, but pedobear is definitely 4chan's child.
>>700647455
Both them and the SJW trash they were supposedly fighting against should have never been allowed here. I agree.
>>700647455
Wait, who's "We"? You don't account for anyone, ever, faggot.
You're so fucking new it hurts to even breath.
>>700646112
thus dooming the leprechauns to starvation
/b/ was never good, you fags
4chan's best was when they were posting Amandeep Todd's autopsy photos.
Anyone wanna repost?
>>700634980
How's summer, nigger?
>>700646630
Ebaumsworld and newgrounds never officially took us on, but they did send some of their finest shitposters here, that I know for certain.
YTMND was like, a 1 night stand, metaphorically speaking. Sure, it was fun, we had a great time, and we didn't have to pay, but we probably caught some nasty shit from them if you know what'm saying.
>>700648192
we, the collective who were here during and after that shitstorm. even though we're anonymous to each other, there's a base presence of people who visit this site daily and saw what was transpiring and decided to just go with it and enable the new voices because we decided we wanted to take stake in it.
If you don't remember accelspammer, get out.
>>700647966
You're right. I think we all thought GG would be just another self-contained nerd drama with a little mainstream attention, and so we filed in behind one side or the other for a good ol fun shit-flinging contest. Without knowing it, we played a big part of targeted internet harassment/attention whoring going pro.
>>700635225
2007, they didn't lie, I'm here forever.
I started in 2006 and it was fun thru 2009 or so. Not sure whats bringing out a post from me now, its been more than 5 years except for a few questions and answers at /ck/ and /g/
This board is really only good for pictures of hot girls, and to track major internet dramas. ISIS videos, leaked nudes, crude jokes after a tragedy.
This really went to shit once captchas or a 4chan pass were introduced, I went into "read-only" mode, and never participating.
what ever happend to kimmo alm?
You know, Jessi's dad was right - consequences never were the same.
>>700634980
Why Haven't you made the switch to 8ch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMqG4uWmqzs
And I know you remember, how we could justify it all.
And we knew better; in our hearts... we knew better.
And we told ourselves it didn't matter.
And we chose to continue, and none of that matters anymore.
do you think /b/ will ever go back to the way it used to? How can I help reform what it used to be?
>>700650542
Hang yourself live on twitch with a timestamp saying "sup /b/, lets go back to the way we used to be"
ive been here since 2004, and the only reason i come back to this dead board is hopes of a good webm thread. still dissapointed
>>700650542
4chan served its purpose and now its dying. but, im sure something transgressive and brilliant is growing out on the internet somewhere. We just gotta hold on and keep our eyes open.
If we could survive the music of the late 90s we can survive this.
>>700640323
>>700641367
It's its, not it's
>>700649069
It was mostly just attention whoring and feminists getting rich quick off of the useful idiots present throughout the internet. They get used because nobody was there to warn them.
Unlike with them, we here used to warn others to lurk before posting, because if you don't, you'll post and get pointed out as a fucking faggot newfag.
>>700651036
shouldnt there be an oldfag board or is there somewhere all the oldfags fled to?
>>700650542
No, those days are gone.
What you're asking is like asking how to return the American West to its Wild West days. Not only is it impossible, most of the people who now inhabit the place wouldn't even want it.
That doesn't mean change and growth are impossible, here or anywhere. It means don't try to resuscitate the past.
Look for new open spaces - young, tight, virginal spaces, yearning to be defiled.
>>700635160
>2007 here
>>700651236
So should I just keep up threads of fucked up shit? Get some old exploitable images? maybe shit will catch back on somewhat...if anything it will piss off the normies.
>>700651144
Double doubles confirm pretender syndrome.
You guys need to all google "Pretender syndrome" or just look up InternetAristocrats "Pretender syndrome" video.
It explains exactly what happened to /b/, no less 4chan as a whole.
>>700651144
newfag doesn't even have meaning anymore though. it's become synonymous with cuck, fag, shill and nigger. just another word someone uses when they disagree with you and want to invalidate whatever you have to say.
What are you talking ab...
?..ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD
>>700651148
Not OP, but yes there is. And no one will publicize like they did 4chan which started going to shit since 2007
you faggots can stay here with your cancer
>>700651444
i doubt there are too many newfags here. post it fuck face
>>700634980
Do you remember the day of xenon
>>700651386
It's "All glory to the hypnotoad", I believe.
>>700635225
Feb. 2006
>>700651530
Not that anon, but It's /a/ you retard.
/a/ is the last bastion of normalfag hatred and inside-joke usage.
Try to post any anime image there with a "lets discuss this!", or, actually, just tell /a/ about how superior your tastes are and watch what happens
"hahaha oh wow, kill me" would be an understatement.
>>700651530
If you're not a newfag you don't have to be told where you dumb nigger
>>700651329
thing is, normies are still unwelcome here. the prevailing voice on 4chan is the extremist alt-right. When SJW's started whoring for attention these assholes marched in and we used them as muscle. Now they're here and vehemently chase down anything they deem freakish or degenerate. So we're stuck. Either we let them keep doing what they're doing, or we start being as pathetic as the snowflake SJW victim-whores we didn't want here in the first place.
>>700651563
Indeed I fucked up, my apologies for that
>>700637618
When being told removing /pol/ would make 4chan more profitable, Hiroshima told that anon that he prefers an entertaining 4chan to a profitable one.
Which, imo, is pretty based and I don't even like /pol/
>>700634980
What was your shitposting flag of choice back when?
>>700651838
I got cancer just reading this
/a/ is nothing like old /b/, you must be new here
>>700641989
Some things never change.
>>700646853
Yeah, even retards are right sometimes
The worst part is if you aren't them you're tumblr
>>700651329
For it to be really new and creative I can't tell you what it is. You'll have to search and discover it for yourself.
4chan was a genetic search algorithm like any other human endeavor. There was so, so, so much stupid and useless crap - but because everything was OK enough stupid and useless crap was posted that the gems were found.
The best advice I can give is to be willing to create and to fail and to keep creating. That's the creative process anywhere, even here.
People 30 years ago wouldn't have understood (let alone appreciated) the 4chan for which some are waxing nostalgic, and 10 years from now people won't know why anyone cared.
The opportunity in the death of the old is to discover a new life, one connected to and grateful to what came before, but also new and different.
I hope I can someday appreciate the fruits of your search. Godspeed and good luck.
Faggot.
>>700652121
*salutes*
>>700651329
You're part of the cancer, there's nothing you can do besides pretend you're part of an already dead inner circle of true /b/tards
4chan 2016: When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
>2008 here
been lurking since then I find that /b/ has become tamer after 2012 it seems and illegal content and fun threads hardly happen anymore.
Its mostly all porn and shitposts.
I remember in 2009 everyday you would at least get 1 legit CP thread and now you can be on for months and barely get one.
Mods crackdown more and users are all normie 12 year minecraft faggots that heard about /b/ from reddit and youtubers probably.
>>700635225
2016 Kek ayy lmao
>>700652370
>4chan 2016: filled with fag ledditors
fix'd
Anybody else remember when Snacks fucked a dead whale?
4chan in its heyday was kind of like filthy frank. offensive, shameless, hard to look but sort of interesting in a retarded way. now it's like keemstar. aggressive, pathetic, spiteful, childish and just all round nasty.
>>700652501
case in point. go tell your mom how god is dead and blame her for your dad leaving.
>>700651838
>>700651842
Some say it's 8ch, but, only midfags who were sick of the gamergate / zoe quin conspiracy / elevatorgate threads migrated to 8ch.
It only got popular because of that - however - people stayed there because there's less restrictions on what can and cannot be discussed there, so it's the favored /b/ of the astute "oldfag"
The real migration happened over to /a/ AFTER /v/ and /vg/ were abandoned due to "ethics journalism" threads being purged. 8ch's, /v/ board is pretty boring.
>>700651908
Wait, did he actually say this? If he did, that's mad respect points coming his way.
ITT: My supa secret club has been invaded
No one gives a fuck really you just make yourself look like basement dwelling neckbeards the more you try to justify your long term stay on this board. If you don't like it fix it or fuck off complaining like a bitch isn't going to do shit.
>>700652013
See
>>700652918
/a/ IS like old /b/. If you haven't noticed that and the fact that after all these years, /a/ has been able to keep it's in-culture mostly intact - you're the fucking newshit here.
Have you ever even browsed OR lurked /a/? For more than a year? Actually, you need to go read the question I answered instead of criticizing my answer. He asked where did they go, not "how are the two comparable", you fucking autist.
>>700653284
this thread is us trying to figure out -how- to fix it.
>>700634980
When are you going to end it?
>>700652121
You should have just told him to stay the fuck away from [s4s] or /r9k/, and to be creative.
That was waaaaay too much waxing philosophy.
>>700653401
Been reading the whole thread top to fucking bottom all I've seen is you guys circlejerking and patting each other on the back about you time here.
>>700635225
2001 chekem fags
>>700652666
Oh god, I rememeber that.
What was HIS name again? That wasn't a fucking chick, was it?
>>700653284
eyyyyyy go choke on some gorilla dick
>>700653318
so where did they go then genius?
>>700634980
okay, so how to we return /b/ to a place where people can be fucked up cheeky weirdos and offensive freaks, but start doing away with the wanabe-based alt right faggots who mob-rape everything that isn't them with "gb2 reddit/tumblrfag/cuck/shill/jew/nigger/sjw/white knight"?
how do we put the real filth in its place but still keep this place unsafe and fantastically trashy?
>>700653634
4chan started in 03 you fucking faggot
>>700653587
you read this whole thread without replying once until now? i mean, props for lurking but damn.
>>700653587
Watch this. Just skip the bullshit music in the beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MUthoPN-jg
>>700653863
If it's an interesting thread or two retards are fighting I'll lurk till it 404's.
>>700653318
>newshit
>implying having an "intact culture" makes it like old /b/
>implying content of the board is irrelevant
Can't tell if trolling or part of the inbred cancer, go back to your faggy weeaboo animu forum
I've been here a long time. There is no new OC, kids are ruining b, reclaim the interweb bullshit is as old as /b itself. It has been the same shit from day 1, pretty much now just without CP and raids. No great loss there.
>>700653858
>taking the bait
tumblr is that way nigger ->
>>700653778
Report all porn threads, start posting pedobear approved threads, bring back kuso miso, start making dubs threads and "newfags can't triforce" threads, start requesting image edits of famous actors faces in fucked up ways, naked, always always naked, tell newfags to fuck off, summer to fuck off, normalfags to fuck off, make sure you lurk, post creative OC, but also twists on that OC, ban the usage of the word "meme", request mods find janitors whos I.P.s are non static old I.P.s that are recognizable. Bring back snacks, bring back daily desu threads, bring back EFG, Ban all bronies, allow discussion of media corruption. Allow raids, allow gore.
I mean, do you want pre 2009 /b/? or just a "normal fun place" - tier /b/?
>>700654420
>I was only pretending to be retarded, got you fags
Go walk into a hurricane of dicks with your mouth open and choke to death you felchmongering mongoloid.
>>700654227
Explain please.
Where did all the oldfags go ano, where did they run?
>>700654540
STOP.
>>700635544
Checked and where did they go im seeking refuge myself 07 fag here
>>700654661
Hammer time.
/b's ruination was at it's inception. Everything is fine here, go back to fapping.
>>700638720
Ya i fled to /pol/ last safe haven id say
.
>>700654661
And check yourself.
>>700654790
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>700635225
were doge meems ever funny?
I was here back when this was a pure anime image board
>>700654984
anime/random
>>700654936
They where and still are cute but no not funny like snek
>>700654457
>allow gore
You say this like gore threads don't fucking happen
>>700654457
I think /b/ will never be the same as it used to be
I came here couple of times since 2013, lurking, not posting jack shit, only in May I decided to lurk extensively, to dig the past, learn the culture
What I found was pretty depressive
Since no newfags did any lurking or researching they just implemented ways and culture of sites they came from
And as long as they are here /b/ won't get to it's former state, and if they go there won't be any oldfags to post
Maybe it is for the best for /b/ to just die, start over somewhere else, with new culture, new public
But then again, in all of your eyes I'm just a newfag with no right to speak
>>700653778
We introduce the baptism by fire that used to exist here that was slowly fazed out due to people wanting to be accepted here without having to go through the normal routine.
Learning how to triforced, following internet rules, learning to lurk, learning how to spoiler, upside down post, learning how to edit, learning what to, and what not to say, and eventually becoming a lurkfag who JUST BARELY fits in enough to post 1, maybe 2 threads a month successfully.
We call these people out. These people essentially refused to go through the trials of being called a faggot and having to experience the "sit of shame" or being called a nigger for the first 2 months.
>>700654790
>>700654661
I kek'd
>>700634980
>>700654420
you keep saying that like it'll work. like one day you'll tell somebody they're being a tumblrfag and they'll actually go "aw geez, i guess i am arent i? guess i'll quiet down and go away now"
we're stuck with eachother faggot, handle your butthurt and continue in this discussion where someone disagrees with you or leave.
>>700655239
you're onto something with this. we need new baptisms though. stuff that can't just be put into a primer and found in a google search.
>>700655129
Doge was funny for like a year, but once everyone started spamming it it became stale and forced, now only place it can be found "funny" was at place where memes become stale, 9fag
Maybe on some other places aswell, but 9fag still finds it funny for some god awful reason
>>700655149
/b/ is dead and it was never good
forever we are here, but many found home in other boards, slower, less infested with this mainstream bullshit
older people moved on, have other things to do, this kind of stuff
>>700655239
And how exactly are you going to enforce this shit? On an anonymous imageboard.
http://www.anonvote.com/poll/q534749ue
Cast your votes
>>700655487
Right...so like secretive in-jokes and keywords?
I hate to say it, but if you wanna learn from the best, go to /a/. Their in-jokes are literally god tier.
>>700655487
You will always be able to find it on Google cause someone out there is going to post it on another site for others to learn the ways and unless you're going update that shit regularly you're both fucking retarded.
>>700655498
When youtube channels started popping up "explaining" 4chan memes, that's when "memes" were officially dead.
>>700655613
same way it was when it began. a lengthy series of known "in-rules" that aren't easily paired down into a couple paragraphs on a wiki or in a quick youtube tutorial.
>>700655838
As long as there are codes like what you're imagining there will always be code breakers who some won't give a shit about ruining this for you.
>>700655776
not if the lore and lingo is so dense it can't be compressed into a few paragraphs or 10 minute video. the point is to exploit the laziness of the outsider wanting to pretend he's an insider.
>>700655979
oh sure, but like i just said. if its something that isn't easily condensed into a tidy quick little tutorial then the majority of people won't bother. sure, a few still will but the numbers will decrease greatly.
>>700656010
You say this like people can't put two and two together and figure out a pattern. This isn't atom splitting we're talking about here. But fuck off if you think everyone will agree with you. But don't get me wrong I like the idea of baptism of fire but you'd have to be an idiot not to think someone somewhere who gets on here won't try to fuck it up for the hell of it.
