Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>It's late but that's okay
>Post fitting, nit over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Unless they're an aggressive species they really don't do much.
I'm running out of smug
go to sleep
dafuq is this shit?
Im not familiar with behaviors but i believe you killed a pretty cool wolf spider
I only have rations on me. Sorry but no money
Round 2 lets go! Sleep time lol
Only thing I got going on in a time like this.
Kek, again another good point. I honestly think all of that was there, at some point but it was rushed. Kinda how like how Konmai rushed TPP. If that's not the case then wew, just shady dealings.
>Can't argue with that :^)
It's nothing special, 2 Phones is better.
Can't feel body, time to sleep. Have a nice night/morning/whatever people.
I'll just, uhh, go for a bit.
Can't be too careful, as much as I find spiders cool, i hardly know anything so I wouldn't be able to identify a venomous spider
Heh well let's hope both of those things get fixed for the better haha!
Hmmph.. goodnight love.. talk to me asap tomorrow.
Guess I should get food. Fun talking to yall!
If you live in the US you only really have 3 to worry about. MAYBE 4.
I'm not the queen of smug, thats your job.
Wolfs are designed to hunt without webs, they generally are fast.
How could they possibly rush the game? They delayed it by 2 months, I believe
Boredom and boredom?
I know the first won't, almost all our coaches are gone and so are our best boxers
As for my laziness, I just have to kick myself into shape again
Some desktop OC if anyone's interested.
The hobo spider.
we don't need a smug war here rory.
Claiming Akeno Himejima after losing bet against doubles.
I know. Just giving examples.
Oh you wanna go?
Meanwhile we have to dodge these bad boys.
The fuck are those
It's implied in the after story Chance Encounter, and in the Light Novel, but it wasn't confirmed.
More for me :^)
Still I wouldn't take my chances, Yellow sac spiders are also one of the ones to look out for.
The US really only has a few problematic spiders.
The bigger problem is rattlesnakes.
>and inner city monkeys
How are you today Rory?
I have no more smug to give you.
Atrax Robustus. Sydney Funnelwebs. They can bite through leather and nails. Death in as quick as 15 minutes.
I dunno. You tell me.
Im drinking again and about to have dinner.
Lolis are for hugg, not for fugg. But we dont really discriminate. Most of the loli claimers claim as daughterus without claiming waifus.
We didnt. Thats how they didn't evolve from their prehistoric ways.
>oldest known type of spiders
Because it's what spiders crave.
What are you drinking?
I'm gonna have a glass of wine tomorrow with breakfast.
Only 3? No way
Then it probably was one
Well hello there
there's a daddy long legs right next to me if that means anything.
But I dont know your mind.
Jack and coke. Keeping it cheap this week. I did buy a bottle of Kavalan Taiwanese whiskey and it was damn good.
They arent really dangerous though.
he's up fairly high though
my thoughts exactly.
She isn't my waifu, in fact I had a nightmare where she laughed after killing my dog.
Sorry for the slow response, I'm watching something right now. Hello there! I finally renamed all of my Mami Pic and organized them. So I'm happy about that! How are you?
Mythbusters debunked that one.
Due to the difference between the fang length and average human skin thickness, it is unlikely that a bite actually penetrated Savage's skin. If indeed Savage felt a bite, it would confirm that pholcids bites can penetrate human skin, but will deliver envenomation harmless to at least some humans. Additionally, recent research by Alan Van Dyke has shown that pholcid venom is relatively weak in its effects on insects.
>this is how Rory sees mine
ahh see I can't do mixed drinks.
3-4 give or take.
that's a new image I haven't seen you use before, Shiro.
Trying to figure out if this is fake https://youtu.be/DACmFvPJ6WQ?t=7m16s
Well shit, trips confirm
Cant or wont? Any reason why?
Wow anon! your penis is so tiny, How do you expect to please your waifu with that thing?
i bet she gives great blow/footjobs
I'd program her to enjoy it
I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention, play a anime girl and shut the fuck up
I cant match that smug. Its perfect. Too perfect.
It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan.
you seem pretty butthurt
Never see C2 in these threads. Gotta give her some love.
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
you forgot to remove the helmet
do go on
> autolube vagina
>nothing can top that
I'm not really a mixed drink kinda guy.
I don't really like insects man.
They freak me out.
which is why I paint them because I see them in my nightmares
Honestly that looks fake. Reaction (very poor acting and who runs from a corpse? It's not a zombie, it's a corpse, it won't move), and the way the body is wrapped(in a typical way you see in movies.) I'd say fake.
>If i take the mask of will you die?
i should ask the same thing
Here at the wrong times. We have a regular claimer whos a tattoo artist.
Some whiskeys are designed for mixing. Most blendeds, anything under a certain cost, anything too harsh for sipping. Extends the life of it as you cant drink it so fast. Was popular due to prohibition. Take your pick, really. I mainly do it because my body runs more efficiently on sugars than carbs. Long story.
Only freaks like insects
I just kill them
>Had a dream of being chased by a giant spider in a fogged woods
Mmm I could agree but I wouldnt know how I react to dead bodies (outside of funerals)
i've taken some aspirin. does that count?
You know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'm done with these shitty fucking threads. I just wanted to have fun with an event tonight and move past the ebin kicks leg meme but no, I make one goddamn post and I get shitposted to hell because of it and now everybody on the entire FUCKING planet is victim blaming me, saying "oh it's your fault people are taking advantage of you" or "haha umadbro?" Fuck this. I quit. Forever
Just seem a little slow on these ironies/jokes tonight
Big guy, for me ;)
My dreams are more like hell.
I actually enjoy them, they give me good fuel.
I don't drink anything under 150-200$
I've had mixed drinks at restaurants, I just wouldn't drink them in my own house haha.
I get the wierdest dreams man
Well i'm tired as shit and my hands hurt. i honestly can't think straight
>being trapped in a black and white cube for hours knowing you can't even die
you think your dreams are weird?
I tend to buy only what looks interesting while keeping within a budget.
That budget this week was $200 for 2 weeks, so a big bottle of Jack and the Kavalan was perfect.
>Seeing and hearing your best friends ground up into a patty while you sit there, unable to do anything, just listening to the screams echo, before being served said patties after they've been cooked
You think your dreams are weird?
I only fap once a day. i don't think not fapping will make a difference.
>Seeing and hearing your best friends ground up into a patty
Too vanilla of a nightmare for me
This all righteous fucking nigger, Anon, is doing this shit!
Anon you fucking nigger!
If only it wasn't hyper realistic in look and sound.
Mine tend to follow a common theme.
I like dreaming.
Hm I don't really go through liquor that much.
I've had a bottle of Kavalan Solist Fino Sherry Cask for a little over a month.
It's a Taiwanese single malt.
Oh? Try this on for size
>Floating severed madoka heads laughing
>Eyeless yunos screaming like a banshee
>Look down, no legs but still standing
>Legless sakura harunos crawling
>Suddenly falls and arm flesh and wot not rips away into skeletal arms
My dreams make me think Im on crack or lsd or some shit
"why am i still getting hate"
"ive literally debunked all this bullshit"
And that's why it turns me on
every dream is hyper-realistic. just part of our brain's assaholic tendencies.
Well human instinct is to check if they're alive or merely to observe. In many ways since we're developed beyond that not seeing it in 1st world countries. So we just run from it, because we don't fully understand the situation.
In my case, I'll just look at it and call the police.
I can't think of a single dream I had that haunts me like that one. Fuck the brain, fucking asshole.
I like my dreams because i get to fuck my waifu for realsies
Realistically I think I would pull out my knife and cautiously look everywhere... if the body is fresh
Now if it was a long decayed body then yeah I'd cover my nose from the stench
Skeletal bodies I'd probably ignore and think no less than a skyrim thing
>Suddenly falls and arm flesh and wot not rips away into skeletal arms
well that really spooky really fast
Na my personal spoopy dream is this future robot warfare shit
>Robot knocks weapon off hands
>Breaks me limb by limb
>Loud cracking noise
>Blood squirting out from broken bones stick out from flesh
>pummels face til "death" ie waking up
>laying in a heap, you see one last robot walk toward you in the distance
>there is a plate on its chasis
>in bold letters you can clearly read
>"This Robot Is Programmed To Fuck Your Mouth"
Her name is read as 'C2' even though it writes 'CC', it personally confuses me a bit and I'd rather it was written 'C2'.
and is the 4th guy another anon?
You called anon, commander
Seeing a dead body in a public are your sense would automatically peak your reaction time and awareness of the surrounding area.
As for a decomposing body I understand, than again still the same result as I mentioned.
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Never heard of it
Yeah ture you just never know
Oh, I never played the campaign, I just jumped to multiplayer/zombies
Who even plays those?
well then, come join me
yes. and i spend it here
I havent played shi no numa looking one and the russian dragon yet, too lazy to download dlc
Mostly play the der riese remake to farm for that red hex camo
If they're there. Just, whatever happens, happens.
Still that video is fake.
it's boring. yours?
i'm not here that often though :(
Gravity spikes are in zombies?
Yeah, wouldnt be on youtube if it was real dead bodies
Not necessarily true, documentaries(under the educational purposes license) and actually some gore videos slipped through YT's filters.
My life is good, I'm just trying to find my way.
She's a vampire.
>so shes really good at sucking
Mine are hard to explain.
it's a messaging service.
>really good at sucking
I want mavis to to suck the blood out of my boner
Oh good, I already feel cheap as is running in a circle for the zombies to pile up
Even tho I do eventually get fucked up
No worries then, they cant be bad as mine
I just have the base single malt. Again, budget. The other option was the port cask.
My dreams are like Beksinski paintings.
Just with movement and noise.
But I get a lot of my creativity from my dreams.
I don't think anyone could think differently jenny.
I keep forgetting i have 4chan open lmao
I bought SuperHot and it's fun as fuck tbh
I know I have sunken to a new level by posting lewds. God forgive me.
That sounds pretty madokaish
All you need is orchestra music
What's wrong with a hairy vagina? I think it's neat.
I dont think we're talking about the same thing here.
Take it away.
I read paintings and shit so I imagine madoka and that trippy ass witch land
>Tfw its 513 am and I've only been up for 18 hours.
I need to fix my sleep schedule
This is beksinski