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Post an obscure clue about your occupation
>anons guess what you do for a living.

I go first
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>>700627911
Good luck guessing weabos
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>>700627911
u make hot dogs out of metal for a living
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>>700628234
Wrong
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Clean that slag off the weld you lazy cunt
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>>700628291
Wendys Lead Chef
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>>700628291
I bet all of those are going to turn scrambled
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>>700628329
Wrong. There is no slag to clean there.
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>>700627911
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>>700628275
Fuck.
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I doubt you will get it
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>>700628471
Batman
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>>700628515
the fuck is this shit
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>>700628515
Process operator
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>>700628455
I can literally see the slag.
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>>700628541
might as well be. he doesnt get paid for doing that shit either :(
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>>700628515
Mechanical engineering
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>>700628471
Unemployed
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>>700628634
You obviously dont know what youre looking at. Go back to school.
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Good luck finding that
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>>700628455
Are you retarded?
>>700628634
This
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>>700628766
You're a geisha
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>>700628668
>>700628623
>>700628617
Lol closeish
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>>700627911
firefighter
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>>700628841
Far from it
How do you even think of a geisha with that
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>>700628920
Close
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>>700628766
weeb neet
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>>700628913
Oh CNC plasma
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>>700628990
Im sure youre gonna be the closest to guessing but its not plasma
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>>700628913
No....woodworking
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>>700628783
First pic was the root. Good luck next time.
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>>700628759
I hope you're a troll because if not I hope you fail every single test for being so fucking retarded
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>>700629096
Do you think use autocad for your program?
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>>700628972
You wish
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>>700629163
>being this mad
>cant get process right
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45-32 AG
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>>700629145

car mechanic?
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>>700629145
Is that a radiator
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>>700629219
I do use autocad.
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>>700627911
That's a weld if I've ever seen one, cunt. Same job here.
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>>700629145
hello there fellow hvac tech.
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>>700629145
Chained to a radiator
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>>700629396
Congratulations you won
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>>700629145
automech
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>>700628442
>>700628355
wrong, and no i only burst one because it stuck to the bottom of the pan.
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>>700629372
So do you draw your pattern in autocad then export it as a dxf? Or does it read the dwg?
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>>700629516
McDonalds lead chef with tenure
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>>700627911
car mechanic
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>>700628766
Door to door weeb vape salesman
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>>700628930
>japanes dildos
>not thinking Geisha
WAT
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>>700629605
Wrong
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>>700629396
Welding is the nigger of the trades.
t. heavy duty mechanoc
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>>700629631
No you're still far
Despite my clue, it has nothing to with actual candles and it's only remotely related to japan
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>>700627911
What kind of shit tier weld is that? Is that what they're teaching in schools now?
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>>700629567
Depending. Most of the time yes. But the software i use reads dwgs and i program them from there
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>>700629780
You make those kool aid pickles?
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>>700629871
I hope that is better than it sounds
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>>700629885
You're a lot lizard?
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>>700629861
Was welded with stick and a dick i swear master
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>>700628471
Stealing bikes.
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>>700627911
electrician
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>>700629960

Some days it feels like it.
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>>700629885
Canadian
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>>700630047
Close
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>>700629283
Close enough, semi/heavy equipment

>>700629358
Also close enough, a/c condenser. The leak is UV dye, pic related, same leak just shot through some UV glasses

>>700629432
Ding! A lot more than hvac, but it's summer and we've got picky drivers! So I'm hvac guy now. Unfortunately it's an excavation company, we get rocks through our windshields and condensers/radiators almost daily.
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>>700629567
But i also program for another machine
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>>700628515
CNC or Plasma table or something similar
that looks like a drill pattern
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>>700630088

Oh fuck yeah bud.
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>>700630214
It's a cnc waterjet
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>>700630333
i used to run a plasma table. i hated the noise the faggot made all day.
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>>700629749
That's true but there's nothing like brainlessly laying down some sick dimes for good money. I mean there aren't any stable jobs right now in Alberta because the economy's shit and NDP are taxing the shit out of everything but still.
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>>700630390
Lol tell me about it. But I'll take the noise over being blasted with sand and water at 50k psi
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>>700627911
>obscure clue
I could tell from the thumbnail in the catalog this was a weld.. and a sub par weld at that
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>>700630399
I am down in Texas welding 1 pipe a day for 60/hr and 135per day
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>>700630540
You have no clue about what youre talking about.
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>>700630551

Big diameter pipeline welding?
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>>700630502
i drive a flatbed semi for local deliveries now, much better, more money
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>>700630616
Smallest is 2" biggest around 10" in a refinery
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>>700630551
underwater weld?
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>>700630681
Fuck no. I would never weld in murky shit water
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My clue
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>>700630829
Indian repair tech for dell
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>>700630613
I have a pretty decent idea actually.
shit thread OP
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>>700630829
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>>700630886
The trap thread next door misses you
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>>700627911
Welder?
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>>700630636
Ive thought about doing work like that. But I'm happy making 15 an hour programming with no real experience
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>>700630966
You won
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>>700630673

So are you full time one the one site, or do you get called in as needed?
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>>700630551
I mean I'm not too experienced, just did an employment prep course in the fall. Still need to redo my 1st year test because I totally fucked the FCAW 2g I believe it was but at least I passed my theory. Here's some shit-tier welds from back in the fall.
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>>700631002
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shitty welder -- Arc welder
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>>700631008
Full time 10hrs a day
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>>700630829
Something something P.O.S. retail technician
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Cnc machinist-- programmer
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>>700630792

I'm intrigued. What am I looking at?
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>>700628766
>>700628841
>>700628972
>>700629631
So it's safe to say nobody will find now.
I'm a stock trader.
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>>700631198

Vacuum molding stuff?
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>>700630955
it seems like you are just upset because you are being called out for a shotty job
not my fault, tbh
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>>700631196
Yep yep
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>>700631080
Stay away from fcaw and stick to gtaw and smaw
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>>700629119
Not being funny and don't take this the wrong way but you're not cut out to be a welder
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>>700631288
Patient in a rotoprone bed
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>>700631405
What dog is this?
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>>700631080
Clean off that spatter you rough cunt, do you take any pride in your work at all?
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>>700631329
Youre hurting my feelings let me wipe my tears with this per diem money
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>>700628515
Cad for checking aircraft parts
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>>700631325
Weld posted was gmaw. Fcaw is a pain in the ass but on the Apprenticeship test two of the welds are fcaw. 2f fcaw is a fucking breeze but the 2g and 3f are cancer.
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>>700631499
Nice dubs and this is just a practice piece from last fall. Would have cleaned it up but I had a lot better than this and we were pumping through so many of those coupons that it didn't matter. Only needed to clean them up on tests.
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Let's see if someone gets it
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>>700631614
I only took a fcaw job once but left in a hurry. Wire never ends and pay isnt good. Weld pipe with tig or learn smaw and do both. Lot of work down here where an at in corpus christi at a DOW plant with JV Driver
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>>700630792
Corrosion assessment tool.
Basically a plastic/aluminium hammer.
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>>700631591
Not for checking. That's the layout before i program it fit cutting
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>>700631902
GAY PORNSTAR?!?!
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>>700631268
how is a japanese candle a clue to a stock trader.

fuck off weeb
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>>700631889
>>700632006
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>>700627911
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>>700632162
Videographer...
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>>700632320
Tag?
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>>700632351
Airport luggage handler?
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>>700628234
kek
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>>700632351
UPS lead gourmet chef
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>>700628291
cook at a ship.
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>>700632351
Amazon ?
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>>700632351
baggage thief
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>>700631757
Yeah, the industry, at least up here, is sort of trying to phase stick out though. Not sure if it's even in the curriculum for welding certifications anymore. If it is it's probably 2nd or 3rd year. Only real stick welding you do up here is gonna be on the pipeline. Haven't done stick since i was probably 16 years old. Most of my hours of welding have been put into GMAW and FCAW and the good old oxyacetylene torch.
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>>700632177
You're probably too retarded to understand but just google it
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>>700632455
>>700632462
>>700632477
>>700632549
UPS, usually I'm loading trucks though rather than sorting packages
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>>700632703
nigger
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>>700628766
japan sex boy to rent
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>>700629439
Underrated post
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>>700631902
Apple CEO
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>>700627911
Structural welder or underwater is my guess. I don't have any not obvious pics of mine
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Have a better job than any I've seen here.

Hint: think of the sizes
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>>700632286
Can an employee cut me some deals?
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>>700628515
Waterjet or cnc programmer or operator, looks like OMAX's drafting shit
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>>700633076
Winner!
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I'll make it easy on ya cunts
I program/run two of these
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>>700628291
those look like real eggs. so i am guessing stay at home mum?
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Guess fags
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>>700633175
Is that a cnc mill or router?
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>>700632954
Gunsmith
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>>700633308
Tooth fairy?
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>>700633175
Cnc machinist
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>>700633035
No tucking way you are a dentist and those are files. Are you an endodontist?
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>>700633308
Veterinarian
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>>700633308
Teeth. You're a dentist
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>>700633391
Yes
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>>700633308
>308 ▶
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Probably a shitty radiographer. If you knew anything about anatomy you'd know thats not a premolar.
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>>700633349
More like glorified machinist, but good job.
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>>700633462
Lol
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>>700633308
snake dentist
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>>700633478
I'm a dental student and this was one of my first radiographs for endo...
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>>700633512
Fuck, seeing your pic made me want one of those 80% glock frames
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>>700633542
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>>700633434
Yep, those are reciprocating single use files.
Not an endodontist tho
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>>700633644
Where do you practice? I just started doing endo in school. I fucking hate molars.mso many steps for that shit.
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>>700633542
Yes.
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>>700633623
If it's the company that makes the timber wolf frame lookalikes do it. Salient's BLU is just a stippled timber wolf frame with brass thrown on, a gunsmith fit KKM barrel, a trigger job, and some slide cuts.
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cheesespin.net
10/10
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>>700633190
>real eggs
what other kinds of eggs do you know?
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>>700633335
It's a vertical machining center, or basically a mill
I sometimes also work on the ST-15 but after working with swiss type lathes it just isn't the same.
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>>700633859
Plz no
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>>700634042
Astronomer
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>>700633944
If I did it I'd throw on a g17 MOS slide on it. Race guns get me diamonds. If I has the cash I'd buy one of the g40 MOS and play with 10mm at the range.
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>>700633799
UK - part time in hospital & part time in gdp. For multirooted teeth, using a single file system saves you an insane amount of time.

Don't perforate looking for canals - I'd recommend looking at the anatomy paper by Krasner which if you know from the start will give you a huge headstart.
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>>700634042
English lit graduate
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>>700627911
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>>700627911
so you are a welder
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>>700634165
Good work anon
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>>700634231
Triggered
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>>700634166
Rmr cuts are getting more affordable on slides, just go through a good company. I've seen bondo'ed slides and cracked one's online from bubba shops.
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>>700634014
restaurants use this shit, absolutelly disgusting
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>>700634187
>anatomy paper by Krasner
Thank you. I will look the paper up. I'm from Cali and go to school in Los Angeles. In a few years If trump wins I may come seek a job with you in the UK. Haha
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easy edition
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>>700634352
If I had a mill I'd do it myself, I'm a home gunsmith, but I only have a drill press at the moment. Good for building AKs and G3s but not for milling slides kek
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>>700634025
Ive always wanted to pay around with one of those. We have a vertical router at work that we could turn into a a mill but don't have the work to buy the bits and the coolant set up. We Have a komo vr520 With one head and a shitty drill block
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>>700634507
Oh I meant sending it out, there's some shit companies out there.
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as obscure as I could find / slightly funny if you see it.
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Guess fags
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>>700631902
OP?
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>>700631751
bdsm dildo maker
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You may know what you are looking at but you won't be able to guess my occupation.
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>>700634704
>The grass
Isn't the moisture going to cause corrosion or is it artificial?
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>>700634457

How does Elon's cock taste?
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>>700634695
Definitely, the ones around my area are meh, if any major work needs to be done I'd send it out if needed.
>tfw school is starting
>that means financial aid
>grants and scholarships
>tools and guns
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>>700634231
unemployed?
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>>700630838
Mexican
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>>700634882
pretty good
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>>700631751
Mechanic, heavy equipment
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>>700634847
Not artificial, it's a constant battle to remove it safely / prevent it in the first place.
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>>70063502I can only hope
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>>700631751
boiler engineer
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>>700635093
Ah, I thought it was deliberately put there. It looks well kept like someone was tending to it.
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>>700634512
It's a lot of fun just fucking around making stuff, but I know converting a router can be lots of work.
I spent 3 years manual machining at a trade program before moving on to CNC. Then worked as an operator/setup for a few years while they trained me to be a better programmer. Good trade to have, and LOTS of jobs if you're in the right place
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>>700631198
Auto doc?
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>>700634810
it has something to do with things that go inside a person, but no dildo.
>>700635035
Similar to a mechanic, but no heavy equipment.

We work with screwdrivers, power tools etc.
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>>700635259
Nope.

Another pic
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>>700635579
Endoscopy?
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>>700635656
Bingo!
Endoscopy repair service
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>>700627911
I'm a working burglar. I break no laws in my job.
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>>700634823
do you set up the audio and lights for concerts and shit?
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>>700635871
not even close
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>>700635814
Had to have 3 of those fucking cameras down my throat to check for ulcers, I suppose it could be worse. They gave me the choice of down the throat or up the arse.
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>>700627911
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>>700629119
this actually is so shit hahahaha
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>>700636209
Professional coffee shop hipster?
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>>700636209
nice bag of crack in the corner. I'm guessing you're a crack dealer
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I know there are some of you fags who do this also.
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>>700636090
3 of them? That must have been unpleasant. Did they sedate you at least? I know someone does, but not everyone

Also, bonus pics
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>>700636648
It was 3 separate occasions but it was nearly 20 yrs ago and the actual camera seemed bigger than what they have now. They gave me something to calm me down but I was a strong fucker even in my teens, they had to hold me down and have a nurse stroke my head to keep me from going ape.
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Bump.
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>>700627911
gay porn actor
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>>700627911
Pretending to be competent in front of even less competent people.
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>>700627911
>>30876111
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
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>>700636598
>Battered 3-pin XLR plug
= roadie / musician / studio gopher / theatre tech
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>>700636209
Professional faggot?
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>>700634823
sys/network admin?
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>>700634704

So, landscape gardener? amirite? huh?
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>>700636209
Professional Greek/Italian?
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>>700634457

You design OP's mom's dildos?
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>>700634457
Lol u wish
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>>700636598
Sound or Light?
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Hmmm no ones gonna get this one
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>>700638796
>some kinda turbo-supercharger
Wannabe pro tuner?
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>>700638796
Turbo. Fellow mechanicfag?
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>>700638984
>pro tuner
If that's what you call a auto tech then yeah
>>700639015
Yeah, working a dealership is quite the ride
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Clue for mine?

OnQ is a piece of shit.
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>>700629119
Welder?
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>>700634704
Vertical Gardener
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>>700633175
Haas milling machines are so fucking easy. The hardest part tbh is putting the part in lol.
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>>700639886
They are absolutely no different than any other 3axis vmc. It all depends on the part you're making. I'm mostly programming 3d surfaces on prototype parts for the aerospace industry, and a lot of it is easy, but some is very challenging
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Fire away you guys will never find out.
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>>700640497
Physics, or biology related
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>>700639186
Always worked for independent garages myself. Been offered jobs at dealers but never fancied it.
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>>700628515
Security alarm installation?
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>>700640497
>PSI
Gangnam style?
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>>700629862
Im starting an autoCAD program at tstc on Monday. Any tips/helpful info?
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