Just stole some fancy cheese, toothpaste and toothbrushes from Countdown, just slipped them into my pockets when in a judged blind spot. Haven't done this for many years but I'm broke as fuck.
I've seen other shoplifting threads recently but I need inspiration for my next capers here in New Zealand. Don't want to get caught as am here on a work visa but I'm too lazy to work.
What can I get away with easily?
>Also NZ thread
Bump
>>700625596
Napier reporting in
Whole frozen salmon
>>700625596
You're probably on one of these in a break room somewhere
>>700625596
Where are you OP?
Why are IDs even gone?
Welly reporting in
>>700625786
Feed me
>>700625729
How are you supposed to identify a shoplifter if their faces are obscured by black boxes?
>>700625759
Don't want to say, but backpackerville
>>700625842
How do you remember to breathe?
Is meat easy/hygienic to lift?
>>700625596
Kinder eggs
Hastings
>>700625990
>Find smallest most expensive cut
>Steal
>Profit
Tfw want Mongolian bbq but to scare to go alone
>>700626099
Don't want blood and shit on the inside of my jacket
DO BURGER KING STILL DO 10 NUGGETS FOR $3???
>>700626155
Line your jacket then idiot.
Going to lol when you get deported
>>700625596
You're going to get caught OP. And they're gonna fucking deport your ass
You'll get caught soon enough nigger
OP here what should happen if I do get caught, standard procedure for backpackers
>>700626438
you'd get deported since your here on a work visa any illegal offence and you go back to syria
>>700626140
if in auckland let's go tomorrow
>>700626438
but in saying that, if you do get caught, just walk out, legally us shop employees can't touch you, so just walk out, dont get into a car or anyting because they will take your number plate down.
>>700626525
In the capital
>>700625596
I heard that some backpackers have been getting boxed water, removing the bag inside and just filling the box with expensive stuff. Then they just go through the self serve checkout and pay the $4 for water
>>700625596
Hey, your crappy runner took out our good runner and fucked up her knee.
Pretty cold man. Not forgetting that shit. Gonna make you pay for your own navy.
>>700625836
Where you at
>>700626498
UK motherfucker, fuck dune coons
>>700626766
You first
>>700626694
we can skype eat
Anyone from Blenheim?
>>700626899
What you eating?
Should we have dinner dates over the Internet?
Dunners reporting in
>>700625596
>>700626884
cbd
>>700626498
You're
>>700626990
Tastes like shit too. First day off weed after 3 month binge.
>>700627154
i will literally cuck you
>>700627296
Looks slright
This is my dog Dave. Can he be the new /nzg/ official dog?
>>700625596
He's cool as fuck
>>700628001
bitch looks like a dude
>>700625596
I fixed it for you (one of the stars was a bit off)
>>700627995
We don't do dogs on this foreign image board
>>700626438
Your pic answers the question. Prepare your anus.
>>700626438
Where do i sign up for this?
>>700628763
you were probably one of the cucks that voted to keep this shit flag
Yo', Dunedin here. Went to Kenko today, was pretty good, 7.50 for a small box, 12.50 for a large, good range of meats to pick from (yeriyaki, sweet and sour, katsu and karaage plus others I think)
it's like subway, just with donburi. pick you size, your veges (cabbage, red cabbage, lettuce, carrot,onion, pickles, beetroot, corn) and your sauces, then two meats.
You could make this stuff at home pretty easy on saying that, but good for convenience
Anyone drive a truck for a living?
>>700628763
>>700629405
obviously a far superior flag
>>700629771
Dunedin reporting in
Surprised to see a thread started this early, still alive
Good shit
>>700630480
Yeah man early thread last night too.
wellington reporting in. What are capital fags doing tonight
>>700626604
yeah man this actually works. just walk straight the fuck out, if they have you by the wrist just roll your arm out where their thumb is and never go back to the store.
>>700630480
OP here, obviously been struggling recently financially, am looking to save money for accommodation so I'm considering pitching up a 2 man tent somewhere in the woods in NZ (top of the South island, Blenheim) live with nature for a month before getting the ferry north.
Day temperature averages around 15 degrees C. Haven't had a massive amount of camping experience but I'm sure I could give it a go.
Please bump with any outdoors advice for noobs, haven't got any cooking equipment yet, got warm clothes, access to blankets/pillows and about $70 NZD
>Pic related, my shitty tent.
Another Dunners in the mix.
What'd you do tonight to cure the Mondays?
>>700630480
Doesn't have to always be late at night bro
>>700631555
you're fucked m8
>>700625596
Timaru on the wine
>>700631555
If your'e here on a visa why dont you fuck off
>>700631555
Checked.
Watch Bear Grylls, become Bear Grylls???
>>700631598
Used to it now, mayn
>>700631706
Can't afford a one way ticket home. I need around $1100 which isn't an option at the moment
>>700631555
Checked.
You're going to die though. The cold and the possums will rape you.
>>700631555
Go to an outdoors store or place that has those free brochures about 'the great outdoors' for good tips.
Watch where you place the tent, don't put it next to big trees that look unstable or on soft ground near cliffs that could crumble in the night.
>>700631842
How cold can I expect?
>>700631833
Suck dick for cash
>>700631555
That's a two person tent mate. You could rent half of it out to some other foreign no hoper and you won't have to steal from Countdown any more.
>>700631567
gonna get on the cruncheese and hit up night n day for $1 hot dog at 12
>>700626784
>implying UK and Syria aren't the same country.
>>700627011
Nudes
>>700631833
Go to your local embassy you dumb ass
>>700632039
I've got my eye on what appears to be a partially buried boxcar of some sort at an angle pointing skyward. There is earth and foliage inside where I can pitch a tent but both sides are open to the elements. I could cover these and maybe have a fire inside but so should mention this spot is directly opposite the hostel I'm getting kicked out of tomorrow...
>>700632088
idk about south island, but wellington can get some actually serious wind, like upwards of 30km/h
>>700632219
Kek
>>700632088
Temp can vary pretty wildly in a small area, but it's not going to be anything even remotely warm in the night no matter where you set up shop.
At a guess, five degrees at the most. Probably closer to zero, maybe colder in a bad spot on a bad day.
>>700632219
This is a quality idea. As an added bonus, you can cuddle the stranger for warmth so you don't die as quickly.
>>700632289
And tell them what? I can't be bothered to get a job?
>>700632318
it's up to you to decide what the best place is. Don't leave a fire on overnight, though (god that's a stupid idea)
And if people find you camping in places not meant for camping, I wouldn't be surprised if they call the coppas
>>700632225
How foul are their $1 dogs? That's got to be some nasty quality meat. Are they just sitting in a hot cabinet all day?
>>700632432
It's a better idea than living in a tent in the boonies with no experience in doing so
>>700632432
Yes, then go home. Our government will even ship you for free.
>>700631555
go to nelson / takaka / motueka and find some hippies, they love foreigners. just make sure you ask them where you can find weed and acid and let them know you always bury your shit, and you'll be in the clear.
>>700631555
Come to chch its diabetes you can come live with me for free
>>700632571
lmao
>>700632582
>its diabetes
Fucking who?
>>700631555
Also rather than focusing on stuff like fire to keep you warm, get a feather down sleeping bag. They are warm asf (warmer than my bed at home) when you take care of it.
Australian living in Canterbury reporting in. What's up my kiwibros.
>>700629682
Not a truckie but seriously considering it.
>>700631555
Huh? You live in a tent? Just move to Christchurch and get a job. Shits not hard, even if you're unskilled you'll get a job on a building site or road gang.
>>700632658
Diabetus. You can live in his beard.
>>700632516
TBH they are the best hot dogs I've ever had in NZ, save for the fresh dipped fried ones at A&P shows. Beats any local fish and chip shop around. they're normally $3. They have a high turn over.
>>700632426
No one will want to camp with me. No chance.
>>700632510
Aside from ordering me to move on, what else can I expect from cops?
>>700632747
Oh shit waddup. I'm in Auckland though.
>>700632754
I will unload in his beard
I have a few tips from when I went through a rough time barely able to afford rent as well as enough for 2 meals a day.
One big tip is look for the most nutrition in the smallest packages and take time when in stores to locate cameras. Not going around staring at then, but out of your peripherals.
You can't legally be stopped from walking out here in the States....but they do have a surprising amount of people who "fall" while leaving the stores. So still be careful.
If you decide to go camp just know that there's a high chance someone or something will find your camp. So make sure you can take it with you when you go. And look for a safe storage space when you need it
And I have more tips that kept me alive and eating but seeing as how you admit are just a lazy asshat I'm going to save them to for a different board.
Like seriously, just go apply for a job before you are homeless and become a dirty unsuitable unhireable dirty crazy mess of a human being.
>>700632840
Honestly I'd have no idea what the popo would do; I've only ever properly camped.
>>700632426
>>700632840
lmao he'll probably want some extra space for keeping belongings in anyway
btw gl stopping people from stealing your stuff
>>700632840
>Aside from ordering me to move on, what else can I expect from cops?
You'll get a $500+ fine. freedom camping in illegal areas is a big nono.
>>700632907
Fucken oath! What state you from mate? I'm NSW. Follow any footy teams? Cronulla and Hawthorne me.
>>700632983
No, please continue anon. I'll try and pay attention!
>>700632983
I'll add to this. If you're homeless;
>Shower in local pools
>Buy old fruit from fruit and veg shops, you can get a massive box for $2 and only some of it is rotten
>sleep during the day instead of at night, it's safer
>>700633114
VIC. I don't care for any sports, but apparently my local team is Fremantle. I don't know. Ridiculous game if you ask me.
>>700633101
i should add park rangers can also give you fines, which some expect to be "paid on the spot" aka its basically bribery.
>>700632983
Same guy here:
Seriously consider a job in security. If you say you re ok working nights it's the easiest job I've ever had. Just get paid to be awake and watch cameras while listening to YouTube or lectures for school, TV shows.
You basically just keep an eye out for people who know the theft tricks you do, and learn new ones to use when in need of food.
And it helps you learn how to not be a lazy bum i and shows you why you don't want to be one. Including some basic skills that when talked about correctly sound cool on a résumé.
>>700633410
I've been corrected. Apparently I support essendon.
Dubs and I get pizza
>>700633865
So fucking close
>>700633865
Sucks to be you. Dubs and I kill myself.
>>700633865
Rolling for your pizza
>>700633936
Damn it. I have to live for another fucking day :^(
Trips and everyone gets a car.
How do I reply to people?
>>700633865
Order pinapple and artichoke hearts
It's either great mix of salty and sweet or just bland depending on their method.
>>700625596
thanks for the fucking flogging in the rugby cunts, I thought we were mates?
>>700627296
Get yourself some bacon next time fool.
>bacon batty
>>700634190
Click on their post number IE: 700634190
>>700634233
Order pig hearts and anuses. Be hardcore
>>700634190
Not sure
>>700634233
What have you done?
@700634303
Thanks.
>>700633556
T b h I've never been too big on GayFL. Also commiserations on coming from Vic. Always good to catch up with a fellow strayan. Im here for work, got sick of being laid off, 3x in 4 years working mines. Mate came here for Chch rebuild, i followed him not long after. Shacked up with one of the few decent looking local chicks. What bought you out here?
>>700634268
We never forgot about this, you bastards
>>700634336
Got him to try a new experience that's either great or terrible. Only time will tell.
>>700625596
For a second I thought you were maori what with the thievery.
>Don't want to get caught as am here on a work visa but I'm too lazy to work.
But I hope you're not a nigger. You sure are acting like one though.
>>700631555
Go online and vow to walk and camp your way from one end of the country to the other in cause of something (cancer or aids idk), accept donations for it, use donations to pay for your food, expenses etc and donate the rest.
>paid tour of NZ
>>700634477
My mum. Been here for 30 years. I'm aussie by passport only.
>>700626784
Implying that Londonistan is any better.
>>700634285
It's against me Religion, Mate.
>>700626719
A guy did that at the Wellington Sony Store with a Playstation 4. Just replaced the insides with rocks wrapped in bags, returned the rockbox for a full refund, kept the console.
Are there any sites streaming Hunt for the Wilderpeople yet? No torrents. Just online streams.
>>700633516
Also don't go on defence land.
>$1000 fine
>3 months jail
>or both.
>>700634647
Satan accepts your love of bacon
Get more Satan in your life.
Tomorrow night is pizza night
>>700634700
Jail is a good idea. Free room, food and all the bumsex you could want.
If dubs then my last 2 digits will be the same. Rolling
>>700634912
Would be deported
>>700635038
Get deported then. Free ride home and you're not scumming up our country
>>700634268
at least we have the cricket world cup
>>700634529
White British
>>700635038
Free ride home then yo.
Chances are all you'd get is community service if a charge was pressed for anyway unfortunately. Stoopid judicial system. So might just be banned and told to move on. Or you might step on a UXO and die. Live life to the fullest /b/ro.
>>700625596
fuck off back to the UK you thief.
Ask a JB Hi Fi Employee anything.
>>700635490
What's the pre-order car you're getting for Horizon 3?
>>700625596
how did you do it?
Christchurchfag here
>>700634538
I can't use my real name dogg. What about a kickstarter? Could this work??
>>700635490
Why are ID's even gone?
>>700635490
can i have a discount?
>>700629682
No, i work with trucks though. What you wanna know?
>>700635490
Why can't you guys fix shit?
Mate goes in with a 1 week old iPhone with issues
>"Go ring Apple"
>>700635641
Dam anymore?
>>700635641
Can we get sauce??
>>700634480
Greatest delivery of all time
>>700631555
Come to chch, youll have a job in days from a temp agency. The pays shit, but its better than living in a tent in winter
>>700634505
TBH it sounds like a winner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAcjUKwPfvs
>>700635810
They're a bargain retailer lol.
You're better off with Apple, at least they'll fix your shit and can back that promise up
>>700635629
I dunno, some shit. They're all the same to me.
>>700635665
Nobody wears their name-badge because they they're adults being treated like children and its the only rebellion they have left.
>>700635757
Fuck you, mate. If I say I can't make it cheaper its because I want to keep my fucking job.
>>700635810
Okay, so here's the thing:
Firstly, them telling you to ring Apple is fucking illegal and against consumer law. JB *have* to take care of it. They have to take the item, call on behalf of the customer and have it returned within 4 weeks or they have to give you a new one.
Apple, on the other hand, have fuck-all infrastructure in New Zealand for repairs and dealing with it as a retailer is a fucking nightmare. JB management also don't want to take responsibility unless they have to.
Anyway, they broke the law by saying that. They have to give him a new one.
>>700635655
You may be able to do it via kickstarter, I dono their T&C, but theres bound to be some website like that that'll allow the process.
Don't use your name here but surely you have some sort of social media, promoting yourself through that would be a good way to go. if you're from overseas, perhaps a good cause would be skin cancer awareness, talk about how nice NZ is but what a danger skin cancer poses to people, give money to the skin cancer foundation and take tons of pics of you out and about in nz in the sun with a hat and sunscreen on (living off the donations too hurhur). aim to make like $20k by the time you travel the country or something?
Nelscum here
Just got rolled for sustained loss of traction, months license suspension, but they also green stickered my car? just got a wof last week wtf can thy do that?
>>700634819
They just opened up a new dominoes. Probably get the cheese pizza with triple cheese crust again
>>700636281
Yes, they can do that. Their argument is you could have modded the car in that week.
What'd you get stickered for?
>>700636242
They rambled some shit about how he has Apple Care, ring Apple and get a case number, see what Apple suggests, etc
I told him he should have requested a replacement phone, in the meantime, but students, smh
>>700636395
For being an annoying cunt, most likely
>>700636395
Stickered for sustained loss of traction. No shit. apparently since my car is capable of going sideways, its illegal and unsafe to drive.
>>700634617
> Kiwi holding Australian passport.
You're an honorary Aussie that's good enough for me. Rather you than a Syrian, Lebbo or Brit any day.
>>700636576
i bet you drive a civic, or a prius
>>700636242
The useful thing is to have you guys wearing lanyards so you I can tell who can serve me, and who is just some hipster in there to buy hemp speakers
>>700636591
On a public road? Youre the one thats illegal and unsafe to drive
>>700625596
I work at harvey norman and customers have literally walked out with computers
If you are confident enough and look like you paid for it you can walk out
>>700635810
Because they're retail. That's like asking a car salesman to fix your car.
>>700636704
A rural industrial area at 9pm is hardly in public
>>700636576
For going too hundy
>>700636591
How can they defect your car for a driving infringment? That doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>700636242
>JB *have* to take care of it.
No they don't. JB Hi Fi are actually awesome as they usually try their best to fix shit and if they can't, they tend to deal with the manufacturer directly. They go above and beyond and it's nice
>Source, work for a phone manufacturer.
Lol, fucking bundy
>>700636281
>>700636793
>Learn consumers guarantee act, bro
>>700637031
I know that shit inside and out nigger. See >>700637021
>>700625596
Bro just go to a charity mate dont get a record over this stuff. All the best.
>>700636881
public place means a place that, at any material time, is open to or is being used by the public, whether free or on payment of a charge, and whether any owner or occupier of the place is lawfully entitled to exclude or eject any person from that place
>SOA
Even private property can be considered a public place.
>>700637083
If a product is faulty, it's up to the retailer to make the situation right, prior to going to the manufacturer.
Read it, my dude
https://www.consumer.org.nz/articles/faulty-mobile-phones
>>700631555
Blenheim local here. apply for jobs at every winery/vineyard you can find. they take on anyone when the season picks up. just gotta survive the winter man.
also, pretty easy to live off the land. set snares for rabbits and stuff. no one likes a thief (been in your situation before though, stealing to not die, in a foreign country)
>>700637031
Lol @ jews who think they know everything about that act.
>4 regretful years at the fucking warehouse
>Huurduurr dole bludging hori's thinking they can get free shit for bringing up "consumer rights"
>me getting promoted to manager for having the balls to tell them to fuck off, and ignoring their "small claim court" bluff
>>700637021
They can't just tell you to fuck off. They'll be pinged for it under Australian consumer law.
>>700636575
Unless you can deactivate all your shit there in the store, then the phone you give them back can't be wiped and resold. And obviously you can't do that if its broken. Apple is fucking stupid and its not an ideal situation for anyone, but New Zealand law has his back.
And they can do temporary phones, but it has to get raised to Head Office at that point.
>>700636686
Most of us wear them at least some of the time. Sony usually give us a few cool ones from time to time. The yellow JB ones get real dirty...
>>700625990
Aussie here. A mate was a mad racker would dack bbq packs lol
>>700637215
Under the Act, your consumer rights are expressed as a series of “guarantees” that a seller automatically makes to you when you buy any good or service ordinarily purchased for personal use.
Goods
Retailers and other such suppliers guarantee their goods will:
Be of acceptable quality (see definition below).
Be fit for a particular purpose that you asked about.
Match the description given in advertisements or sales brochures, or by the sales assistant.
Match the sample or demonstration model.
Be owned by the consumer, once purchased.
Be a reasonable price, if no price or pricing formula has been previously agreed.
Be delivered on time, where the supplier is responsible for delivery. When no time is agreed, delivery must still be within a reasonable time.
Manufacturers (the definition includes importers) in New Zealand guarantee that:
Spare parts and repair facilities will be available for a reasonable time.
They will honour any written warranty that comes with their products.
Goods are of acceptable quality.
Goods match their description.
Faggot
hels pizza closes in 6 minutes.
should I place an order in or just annoy dominos because I don't want cum in my pizza?
>>700635810
I work with customer care in harvey norman
If you take a broken screen for the latest iphone to them and keep escalating the case they will repair for free
I even got $2000 worth of water damage for a macbook done free
>>700637298
Fuck of jb high
>>700637386
>Be fit for purpose
And when a week old phone isn't working, with a clear fault with the phone, is it then fit for purpose?
Faggot
>>700637418
place order and request no cum on top of pizza.
>>700637517
>not requesting double cum
>>700637440
>>700637487
Manufacturer warranties and the CGA
If the products come with a manufacturer's warranty, this guarantees that they will provide a remedy such as repair or replace products if they are faulty. If the manufacturer does not follow the terms of their warranty, you can claim for compensation from them under the CGA.
Also if there are no spare parts or repairs available and you were not told this when you bought the products then you should go back to the manufacturer.
Double faggot.
>>700632088
you will have Zero degree nights a lot. get out of the wind, set up tent somewhere with cover. forest and stuff
>>700637440
Harvey Norman are shit. Had a laptop that was under warranty, they sent it away for a whole month and came back with nothing wrong.
>>700637469
>>700637576
This is now nzjew thread all hitler meme excepted
>>700632088
nigga you can't even go bush without dying and then being found by some fucker who is playing pokemon go.
just sleep in the streets like a real homeless person. that way you can sit there and have change given to you so you can eat.
fuck nugget.
>>700637487
Also, fit for purpose on a phone includes 2 things.
1. It can turn on
2. It can make calls
If it can do both of those things, under consumer law, it is technically fit for purpose.
>>700625596
Something tells me you're a chick...?
Amerifag here... howcome it's night time in NZ and it's like early morning in Detroit right now?
>>700637755
Its called timezones ya retard yank fuck
>votes for hillary or trump
>>700637755
Nigger magic
>>700637386
If the >retailer< won’t replace or repair the computer or refund your money as is required under the Consumer Guarantees Act then you can take your case to the Disputes Tribunal.
Retailer has to stay involved, son. Can't just tell them to go elsewhere.
>>700637755
We are on time you cucks are behind
>>700637755
Because we're not a real country. Look at maps, NZ doesn't exist
>>700625596
>Christchurch
Evening fam
>>700632582
Fuck off cuck. At least sign in properly next time
>>700637679
Did you get any paperwork with that? Probably just sat out back somewhere.
>>700637588
Retailer should be your first port of call, and they should try to remedy the situation, especially when you're paying for a phone you can't use, they should offer a loan phone
>>700637726
Doesn't turn on. Told him he should have bought Samsung tbh
>>700637856
They don't. If they did my job would be 1,000,000 times easier. If the product has a manufacturers warranty it is the responsibility of the manufacturer to fix the product. You CAN request a replacement or a refund from the retailer, providing the issue cannot be fixed, and it is within the right of return period, otherwise it's entirely up to the manufacturer.
>>700637917
>>700637942
Probably just needs a soft reset anyway:
Just press and hold both the Sleep/Wake and Home buttons simultaneously for at least 10 seconds, until you see the Apple logo. You can let go of both buttons after the Apple logo appears.
Your phone will go through the usual process of starting up.
You'll be back in your home screen.
>>700637942
>Doesn't turn on. Told him he should have bought Samsung tbh
If that's the case then they have to replace or refund it, no questions asked. Though they are allowed to attempt to repair it first, under their own consumer protection. The law protects both consumers and retailers.
>>700625596
>>30876111
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
ITS HAPPENING!!!! AUSTRALIAFAGS!
>>700638167
fuck off homo. /b/ has been mini/pol/ for years.
>>700637833
Oh yeah? remind me how many olympic medals you have again? too bad there's no Lord of the rings event. maybe you could've got Bronze for that as well
>>700637922
had all the paperwork. It got sent to Auckland and they said nothing was wrong with it. I believe Harvey Norman didn't want to replace it because it was $5000
>>700638079
Tried this when he told me, made 0 difference. Phone doesn't get picked up in iTunes either
>>700638099
Yo, that's what I thought. And it'd be reasonable to ask for a loan phone in the meantime, seeing as it's on contract so he's paying for services he can't use?
>>700638232
America has 50x the population of NZ. Per Capita, we're #4. America is #43.
>>700638007
Well as much as I appreciate that you have to deal with shitty customers all day too, I will not acknowledge your belief that a retailer can, or should, wash its hands of responsibility in that situation.
>>700638232
i kek'd
>>700638076
>>700638350
Yes, but to be fair to JB, when you buy an iPhone you're paying for 2 phones. Take it to Apple and they will replace it on the spot.
>>700638355
>le population per capita meme
you couldnt even get a medal in your own sport, rugby
>>700637679
I work in the tech bay. What store was this? Can follow up and make sure stuff like this doesnt happen again. gives tech bay a bad name
>>700627296
I had some weed on the field today, it was some crappy stuffvand the pipe was made by one of my friends so the weed just tasted like wood. I still got fucked up
>>700638361
I'm not saying they can. You can't reasonably expect a retailer to have the technical mind to fix a technical issue though.
Kiwis are awesome to deal with though. They get it. They listen and do what you say, and don't bitch about having to send their phone to Auckland for repairs. Aussies on the other hand are entitled fucking retards who THINK they know everything but know so little that they end up fucking things up worse.
>>700638415
>Apple
Repairer? There's no authorized Apple sellers in Dunedin, rip
>>700638492
If you produce more people you will produce more athletes. It's logical. Your people aren't known for rational thought I know, but try to keep up.
>>700638591
Take it to Tim and the team at iRessurect!
>>700638414
Phones dieing
>>700638355
leave it out son, you're shit.
>>700629771
This flag is the master flag.
>>700638701
Wrong flag mate
>>700638701
I'd vote for it.
>>700638515
Dunedin
>>700627995
Trust a Kiwi to name his dog Dave.
>>700638691
Phone going flat?
Try this
i'm watching this girl
http://streamate.com/cam/youDream_Anna
>>700638759
>Dunedin JB-Hi-Fi
literally the most useless retail assistants. If I need any help i have to go to the fucking checkout counter and ask for someone because dipshits are no where to be found or avoiding eye contact with you and running to the back of the store. every damn time.
>>700638909
Make her sharpie in pooper. I'm not buying tokens.
>>700638649
>If you produce more people you will produce more athletes
India got like one medal
>bronze
>>700638909
>Tags: Nice breast
Only one breast is nice.
>>700639004
There's no street shitting events. Of course they only have 1.
>>700638701
>>700638999
she has amazing tits
>>700638998
Talk to the really tall guy, Dion. He's the best. He'll sort your shit out in no time.
>>700638561
>Customers
>Reasonable
Pick one.
>>700639318
Dion is a GC. The rest of them seem to hide in the staff room 24/7.
>>700639004
>>700639101
Come on guys, let's be like these 2
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/83419260/rio-olympics-kiwi-runner-nikki-hamblin-awarded-rare-pierre-de-coubertin-honour
>>700639318
>>700639392
>note to self, go to jb and succc dion for some good advice
>>700638998
Cheers bro. The tech bay I work in get shit sorted quick. if theres no fault found we get it done in 2 weeks max. the only jobs that go over 2 weeks is when the repairer is waiting for parts from the manufactuerer
>>700639426
depressing dinners anyone?
pasta with melted cheese through it....
>>700625596
I find shoplifting easiest when you wave a gun around
>>700639675
It's a toss up between toast and sleep here
>>700639775
y not both?
>>700639638
his face says it all really.
>>700639675
Tea....
>>700639638
>>700639898
that purple headed dude is a dude.
y these dumb cunts do dis?
>>700625596
Why haven't you been deported yet?
>>700639814
I'm not that rich
>>700639850
Tea's breddygud
>>700640105
fucking aliens bro.
ass holes invading out lands.
>>700640115
Yeah but not when you haven't eaten for a few days. Cash is hard farm
>>700639838
Carry me nigger
>>>>how is this girl not in jail nz law great joke
>>700625596
IS HERE ON A WORK VISA.....
ISN'T WORKING.
>>700640147
National.
Fucking New Zealand up since ages ago.
>>700640210
this country is so cucked
>>700630480
>>700631567
>>700627009
>>700629627
dunners also reporting, we all in here tonight!
>>700638492
That's not rugby mate. Its sevens. A travesty of a 'sport'.
Its what rounders is to baseball. No one cares for it, I doubt anyone could even name any of the players in the team.
Also I think the chicks won a medal. Not sure what colour.
>>700634480
I'm surprised the ABs spy bugging isn't being given more media attention. That shit's a pretty big deal but the media is keeping quiet.
>>700625596
Fuck I love catching you cunts shoplifting, really breaks the monotony of the job. Oh you're wearing thongs and Adidas fucking everything and trying to look legit picking up eye fillet? Hah get fucked, get it out of your pants and go elsewhere.
>>700640147
>>700640308
tfw people still won't listen to me. been saying this shit for years
>>700625596
This thread seems to be full of people English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. Not for me thank you very much.
>>700640647
What we need is some sort blocking device to keep ppl out...
>>700640347
Yes girls and nz police its al fucked up
>>700640804
You're one to talk, holy shit. Did you pass that through Googlate 3 times before posting?
>>700640462
South D, Reid Road reporting
>>700640210
what the everloving fuck?
>>700640873
>building a wall around an island
>everyone comes in by plane
OK.
>>700635900
we're still trying to live that down since we pride ourselves on winning fair and square and not on poor sportmanship cause we were scared to lose
>>700640210
Ill mail this girl tomorrow night and try make her kill her self nudes first
about to watch that new jason bourne film...
I am expecting about a third of the movie to just be flash backs of the rest of them...
bitch you got me fucked up.
>>700640462
>>700640976
Now we all in here
>>700641031
Who said "wall"
I didn't say "wall"
You said "wall"
If that's what you want to do, thats fine... If you're a moron.
>>700641175
simply amazing.
>>700640210
>Waiuku
that explains it
>>700641304
bretty good trump impression tbh
>>700641175
Ferrari guy is not here
Rarapapatungai here
>>700641566
We're missing a few key players tbqh
>>700629771
The problem is this flag doesn't show That you have been allowed everything you are by the british
almost 300
>>700641752
It's early enough for another thread, but is it busy enough?
>filling up a water bottle in the sink
>notice daddy long legs panicking as it gets sprayed with water
>pick it up and put it onto the counter
>it immediately runs into the sink and drowns itself, goes down the drain
Keeping it 300 like IDbro
>>700641824
Nah it's not.
>>700638998
Now I've been to that store, and honestly, it's one of the better ones. Ever tried Auckland CBD where half the workers barely speak English?
>>700641829
You did everything you could, anon. Don't beat yourself up about it.
>>700641824
nudes will start up soon
>>700641930
I go there all the time. I'm not sure what you're talking about. The workers there are mostly asian but they all talk like kiwis.
>>700642094
My experiences are half and half. There's a mix between people who are helpful, and then people to take five attempts to somewhat understand a sentence.
Still not as bad as Dominoes, holy shit is that bad.
>>700642000
Oh boy, I can't wait for the same 12 fucking nudes like always.
>>700642266
dubs confirms same 12 mudes
>>700642266
>>700642477
Dubs confirms his dubs are truthful
>>700642266
>>700642477
>>700642522
O shi
>>700642522
dubs of dubs of dubs confirms 12 nudes are coming
>>700642607
phew
