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(Horrifyingly inferior to your lord and friendly neighborhood Spiderman) Waifu Claiming Thread

>Claim your inferior Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming inferior Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or Spiderman desires them)
>No anti-spiderman content
>Worship you're beautiful and friendly neighborhood Spiderman
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Calamity-masu'd
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>>700623271 Ika
Ah, break is always nice. Time to relax and focus on things you actually like. Like sleeping. So anything goes for the job then? Goodluck searching for one man. I just work at a local supermarket, nothing special.

Nah, just a flat, been a while since I've been for a ride, which isn't good, for my health atleast. BMX, by the way if you were going to ask.
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Claimed.
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Yee
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I claim the tightest pussy here.
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Claiming
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Our lord is Skeletor.
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>>700623949
Excellent choice, me!
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>>700623802
What if I like Deadpool more?
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>>700623285
Well of course you won't fall for it. Your balance is impeccable being both short, and flat as a board. :^)

>>700623409
But why won't the Ama break me~?

>>700623594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUMTNx7kOZ8
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still here
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>>700623978
You're clearly disabled!
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-1 image
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>>700623961
Best trap
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>>700623932
Boi
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>>700624002
Spiderman allows all of his worshipers to pertain to their tastes as long as they realize and understand that I'm infinitely superior in every way.
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>>700624062

Yeee
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>>700623594
Can't help it. If the body won't sleep, it won't sleep.

>>700623641
That would be so nice...
>mother just asked me to mow the yard tomorrow

At least it's tomorrow... or later today. what the fuck ever.
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>>700624009
I LIKE HAVING SMALL BREASTS AND A WAIFU WITH SMALL BREASTS. SO SHUT UP.

>>700623409
That's all i wanted to hear love haha I'm also doing fine thanks for asking~ up to anything?
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>>700623978
>>700624009
We dem boys
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>>700624141
I just wanna headpat it, but not more than Rem
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>>700624178
thats not that much. you are doing almost nothing now. if you think its tomorrow then its tomorrow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHy47KFY8t4
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>>700624070
You called m'smugger?
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>>700623727 Yuno
Hell yes.
As your gif says, I was poppin niggas all day for the past month, how about you? Everything been going good?

>>700623815 OG Karen
It was pretty decent, good food, good internet, games, anime and privacy. That's all I need in life!
Holy shit, in your yard? Are you alright? Were you in the house at the time?

>>700624178
Alright dude, just make sure to head to bed once you start feeling drowsy
Anything eventful happened with you in the month while I wasn't here?

>>700624009
o, I see
>short and flat as a board
savage

>>700623928
Ehm, I replied to you in the other thread, how're you doing?
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>>700624402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE
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>>700622288 (Karen)
It's right behind my bedroom door and above my desk, I doubt anyone would notice unless they actually enter my room. Hell, I'm not at home most of the time because of my job as a contractor. The only time I'm off are weekends, certain holidays, and a rare break in between the work orders I apply for.
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>>700624009
Makoto pls
You're mocking my friend's waifu appearance while mine have the same attributes

>>700624136
What a kind and superior super-hero

>>700624209
That's nice to hear~
How did your day to the esthetician person go? From last time we spoke

I just finished downloading a game~ I'll try it out soon. What about you?
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>>700624363
Yeah, but damn. She could have waited until tomorrow to ask. I mean, I'm gonna do it regardless, but fucking hell. Just a few hours before asking me to do something PLEASE.

>>700624512
Not really. I am going to start school here soon. And I moved out of the meth den.
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>>700624512
How did you get around the ban if Tor is disabled?
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>>700623916
Yup anything goes. But the job I might get is actually pretty good. The cooks here get about 25$ per hour. I hope to reach that level in a few years.
Yep you read my mind. That sucks you got a flat. I assume it's bad for your health because of the happiness you aren't getting right now?

>>700623356
Fuck me mobile in the ass.

>>700623594
Yeah he had scrapes on his knee and shoulder. Right ones. Then his bike had a giant scrape on the right side too. Other stuff happened but that's for >>700622961 to tell you. I'm ot him and I don't have his approval
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>>700624533
danke

>>700624512
ok
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>>700624651
Thank you for stating something horribly obvious!
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>>700624433
Ye. Figured it was you.
>>700624402
https://youtu.be/7RWI3-8N_-Y
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Think I'm gonna go sleep now.

Night peeps
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>>700624512
Ah shit, I hope you're plotting to assassinate Trump
I've been good (irl wise at least)

>>700624692
Well whoa there nigga slow down, lets have dinner first
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>>700624658
better to know about it sooner i think. not going to change you doing it
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>>700624697
You're very welcome for that top quality music that's all about yours truly.
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>>700624726
Thought most should know it was me by pic AND filename. Asides the new guys of course
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Iowa claimed

Whats up my dudes
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>>700623285
You're just sprouting obscenities now.

>>700623409
Haha, you and about a million other people are up the same creek. Smooth move man.
>The only fitting role :^)

>>700623594
If by class you mean bed and by paying attention you mean doing jack shit then yes. Really appreciate that man, hoping the same goes for you as well. Make those desires come true.

>>700623932
Eey
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>>700624512
I was in my house. On e of the trees fell right up against the house. I grabbed my dog and ran to the closet to take cover. The yard is trashed. The fence is gone and it's a huge mess. But I'm A-okay.
So you don't have such great internet where you live? I couldn't live without internet.
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>>700624812
I. Guess.
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>>700624837
Not much! Just being horribly amazing! Shame you can't be included in this description.

You can be a follower of my amazing and heroic deeds though! What an offer.
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>>700624837
Howdy america
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>>700624697
ok

Mugi eat my brownies, please.
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>>700624355

I wanna headpat Felix more than I do Rem

Felix is best imo
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>>700624833
>count the old guys on one hand
Most people dont know that story. Hell Ive forgotten it.
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>>700624770
Kek. Lets speed it up. I was going too slow wasn't I?~
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>>700624837
Hi, bae. I missed you.
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>>700624209
Why so much yelling, Nico?

>>700624512
She started it!

>>700624651
Mocking? I'm doing no such thing. I said she had impeccable balance. It's a compliment.
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>>700624824
thanks

>>700624726
>have never played any metroid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-uNMPU6GtA

>>700624989
ok
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>>700624692
Oh? So you're aiming to be a chef? Sounds pretty nice. $25 is pretty good, whats the minimum wage where you live? In Aus it's $17 dollars an hour

Only bad for my health was because I used to ride every single day pretty heavily, and now not doing it just feels off, and every day I feel a bit more guilty, and worried about my skills withering away, kek.
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>>700625100
god I wish that were me
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>>700624651
It went really well! my hair loioks even more red than how it is naturally and I really really like it so I'm happy.
I'm just watching youtube at the moment :)

>>700624852
Then prove me wrong and stay up with me again.. useless tomato..

>>700625075
Because you can't just make fun about those things..
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>>700625049
Skipping foreplay? Goodness boy do you like to live dangerously?
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>>700624907
at least you have now right?
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>>700625100
A thank you in German AND English?

Aren't you a kind and loyal worshiper to my awesome heroism!
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>>700624837
>pic
Hey hey!

>>700624662
Ban? I was never banned.
I just moved to Saudi Arabia. NSFW boards are blocked there.
Now I'm back in Lebanon, where I study.

>>700624770
Ye? AC business still going strong?

>>700624748
Good night, whichever rem this is.

>>700624658
>And I moved out of the meth den.
Now THAT is some good news dude, where are you staying? Cut ties with your meth friend?

>>700624574
Contractor? What do you do?
Also yeah that sounds safe. Nice.

>>700624852
Bed is the best class, make sure to take notes. Sounds good though. I'm glad you got out of your previous situation.

>>700624890
Holy shit dude, I'm glad you're alright.
Is it gonna cost a lot to repair the house and yard?
ANd yeah it's not too good, I'm on my phone's 3G hotspot for now. I'll be headin back to grandma's house in tripoli soon and then to the dorms. Internet is an alright speed just very unstable.

>>700624697
>intense discomfort

>>700624692
Righto
>>700625075
And I'm ending it! Back to your rooms, both of you!
Also care to share on what Ika said here >>700625075 ?
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>>700624852
Cant sleep homie


>>700625047
Fair point. Long story short, went to beach, fat black kid tried to steal my food, before leaving, he gave me the soda as an apology gift
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>>700625200
Yeah...
And to be honest it wasn't that bad, just really exhausted. And just thinking about mowing the yard tomorrow exhausts me even more.

>>700625339
Had no other options. Back in with the parents.
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>>700625339
Dude the past month was hell
100 F for days, imagine how hot the attics were
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>>700624704
Anytime

>>700624852
kek, Sean Murray disappointed me ;-;
I love that game, already have a decent ship
>Would you like to fill that role? :^)

>>700625075
tsk tsk

>>700625175
Red hair, uh
Must look really nice~
Sounds good!
>btw I'll schedule a meeting with the recruiter tomorrow, in case you're interested
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>>700625339
Fixing it wont cost much, but it was around $900 to get the trees taken up. All that needs to be replaced now is a chain-link fence.

Hopefully it'll hold up for you. So you're still in Uni., right?
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>>700624923
Amazing as always spidey and perhaps next time. I'd love to be a follower of your deeds spidey

>>700624926
Heyo Yuno. How's it going mang

>>700625055
Hey Spidey hope ya didn't miss me too much. Whats up

>>700625339
Heyo Karen! I haven't seen you in a while how've ya been?
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Well, my loyal worshipers. I'm afraid I must go fight crime elsewhere. Though, my image will be permanently imprinted in all of your inferior brains due to how amazing I am, so no worries!
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>>700625339
>discomfort
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>>700625442
well you dont have to do anything right now. try to relax a little
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>>700625339
I was confused because you said "Tor browser is there for me." and then said it didn't work.
I understand now.
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>>700625618
Other than my retarded lawnmower fucking itself mid-mowing, I'm ight
Hows your day?
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Miho claimed

Still cant sleep.
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>>700625122
Not really aiming for anything but yeah chef is the best so far so I'm going for that. And shit, 17$ sounds like a bunch to us. Minimum wage in California is $10. Every other state is $8 I think. Which makes $25 bucks look even better.
Yep. That's where my welding skills are. I haven't welded in 3 years or so. I do miss welding. Twas fun.

>>700625192
Not as much as I like you~

>>700625339
Let's see what he says.
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>>700625632
Trust me. I am trying so hard to relax that I am a physical example of an oxymoron.
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>>700625726
No sleepy pills or anything around?

>>700625730
Easy tiger, Karen is here, I gotta be a good boi now
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>>700625618
I've just been here, chillin' like a boss.
My lazy ass neighbors finally mowed their lawn.
>>700625726
me in background
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>>700625770
That's a good one.
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>>700625819
I dont like taking meds.
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>>700625730
Did you have a beard and admin a page Royal Canterlot Voice?
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>>700626009
Afraid of getting addicted?
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>>700625442
I would say that's much, much better than the meth den.
What about that lease thing that was holding you back?

>>700625482
That must have been hell dude, sweating like fucking crazy yeah?
A hot day in saudi arabia is 50 degrees celsius though, which I guess would be 122 in farenheit
You never really feel it though because there are AC's everywhere
It's pretty hot here too, not as hot as there but something around 90 farenheit

>>700625631
witty filename

>>700625625
Bye bye spidey

>>700625670
Yeah, I must have written something wrong.

>>700625819
I appreciate it a lot dude, thanks.

>>700625730
>waiting intensifies

>>700625576
900 dollars is a lot...
You got that kind of money? Will it put a dent on your savings?
Yeah I'm still in Uni, starting second semester in major now. Hopefully no problems regarding my documents will come up but I have a feeling they will. Time will tell.
What do you work?
Also look I have a picture for you, enjoy!
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>>700625770
maybe get a drink?
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>>700626061
I cant swallow pills.
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>>700626105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWWlRKyYdgs
best game ever made
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>>700626105
I had to come down numerous times or else I would have had a heat stroke
It's that bad

LOL dont thank me yet buddy, Rikka or Yuuki ain't here for me to misbehave
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>>700626105
Bloody hell! Lol thanks.
I still live with my parents so they handled the bill tbh. I'm just a graduate student. School's my job.
So what's your major?
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Claiming
I start college in about 5 hours
Not even remotely tired
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>>700626105
ehhhhh.....
Yeah it's still around. But I dunno, we'll see what happens.

>>700626109
I would, but I don't have any money and nothing at the house to drink besides water, tea, and soda.

>>700625952
Thanks.
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>>700626392
Fap 6 times
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>>700626392
>>700626421
Don't drain your mana.
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>>700626392
What you goin in for
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>>700626404
that sounds like plenty to drink or do you not want those?
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>>700625175
I can prove you wrong some other day.

>>700625339
Way ahead of ya man, got a whole chapters worth. It was rut, still not the greatest but no complaints, take it as it comes. Get everything situated though my man, you're doing a fine job.

>>700625341
Brutal man. Just go for a run through the 6. Get tired.

>>700625561
Sean Murray is Todd Howard but with a beard. Nice, things are working out.
>I have a whole bunch so what's one more :^)
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>>700625688
Well looks like you gotta fix that shit my dude. Did it get jammed or something? Its been fine just alot of sleep.

>>700625831
Good to hear you're takin it easy. Was it botherin you that they didn't..?
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>>700626421
So fap 5 times
I aint got time for that
>>700626524
U right
>>700626540
IT not really excited
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>>700625819
:'( ok bby. You'll always be in my heart!

>>700626059
Have a beard. Nothing else.

>>700626105
I don't think he will answer. I feel like he's been mad at me ever since. I haven't really talked to him for that reason.
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>>700626671
I got 6 jobs. I don't get tired
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>>700625561
What's wrong you don't like red hair? I was born with it..
Let me know how it goes.

>>700626671
You're gonna make me cry..

>>700626801
it's rude and i'm kinda sensitive about it..
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Saber claim
>>700624837
The ceiling
Nothing much here prepping for bed again.
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>>700626643
Honestly I don't want any of them.

I think I'm gonna try and sleep.

Have a good night guys.
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>>700626709
Yeah, It looked like shit.
What about you?
>>700626750
Beard is good though. Wish I could grow one.
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>>700626295
Business, gonna do finance thanks to some people's recommendations. Holy shit thought that shit could have gone really bad really fast.
I'm actually making these myself, have another.
Remind me what you study? Was it something with politics?
Oh and I'll make sure to say hello if I see you on the /c/ threads

>>700626195
Shit dude
I guess that's why they need you to put the ACs in. Did you ever faint on the job? Hopefully not yo

kek fair enough, you actually just missed Rikka and Yuuki. They both left a thread before you joined.

>>700626183
I can't watch youtube fam, on data plan on phone atm.

>>700626404
Hmmm.
Hopefully not much happens and your roommates take the fall for it somehow. Will your parents help you out if it comes back to bite you?

>>700626392
Heyo Moka, how's it been?

>>700626671
Hopefully I will be, I gotta split soon though, stuff with the bank coming on.

>>700625618
It's been good, about to get annoying though. Back in Lebanon so I can finally post, how about you?

>>700626750
Just drop it for now then.
You seen any good animes you can recommend? I've been downloadin a whole bunch of em. I got a HUGE list.

>>700626801
No buts! Or you don't get lewds tonight.

>>700626952
Rest easy dude
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>>700626952
night hope things go well
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>>700627042
fuck
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>>700626671
>Sean Murray is Todd Howard
You sir have blown my mind
>Good point :^)

>>700626801
I am truly disappointed

>>700626903
Nonono, that's not it. I love red hair!
I just pictured you with brown/black hair, that's all~
Of course, too bad I'll have to travel a few hundred Kms..
>but I'm just scheduling it, not actually going there
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Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey /Waifu/, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you /Waifu/, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
>Ok guys I got to wake up in like, 6 hours. I got to sleep. Goodnight guys.
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>>700626709
The thing that spins the blade is loose and some plate in the front is also loose which causes the blade to hit it and make a loud noise and tons of sparks

>>700626725
It's school, who the hell gets excited for that shit? I don't even want to go but I should probably try at least a semester

>>700626750
Nigga we barly met!

>>700627042
That's why we charge a pretty penny, some queers try go cheap but I show their ass can't last even a minute in the attic and then they're put in their place. No I drink packs of water but still i feel chills.. that means GTFO outta there, push myself a little hard but I wanna get that shit done with

Ah then some chaos was avoided, (not really, I still make people here salty without even erping)
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>>700627042
Finance is cool, you must be way better at math than I am. If the tree had been just a bit taller it would have caused damage. But it only brushed the house.
Yeah, studying political science, I love the stuff. Especially this election cycle.
And the pictures are cute, good work.
Look foreward to seeing you around!
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>>700625339
Install/Uninstall/Fix machines and electronics. Shopping monitors, cash registers, self-checkouts, those kinds of things.

It's getting a little late, I think I'm going to go to sleep. I'll be back the morning, good night /waifu/!
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>>700627343
Stan is a good song.
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>>700626903
Let this be a lesson, Ki. Don't dish out bantz that you can't take, it's a golden rule to live by in general.

>>700627042
Ehhh? No fair!

>>700627286
You wouldn't be the first, I suppose.
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>>700627042
Been working alot
But not enough for OT
>
>>700627391
I wish i was in the navy
>
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>>700627286
Oh I see I see n_n and hey it's the first step you gotta take! you excited?

>>700627574
But you're a guy irl your breasts are of no concern and thus I can make fun of them.
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>>700627343
Good... night?

>>700627391
They better be paying you well if you're almost having a fuckin heat stroke dude, don't take any cheapos, good on you.
Good to know you're doing fine.

>>700627438
I'm not too good at math mostly because I don't practice, but I finally need to start studying and pull my weight, it's been far too long with me joking around.
Glad you enjoy your major, and I'm super glad you approve of the pictures, I'll dump the whole ohayo folder on /c/ when the next thread is up. I dont check too often though so I dont know when I'll be able to.
If it's not too much trouble and you can let me know when it's up next time, I would very much appreciate it.

>>700627484
Sounds neat, night night.

>>700627574
>golden rule
talk shit
get hit

>>700627625
It's okay moka, you are in thread now
real life doesn't exist
only anime

Was wonderful seeing you all again, I'll be heading off to deal with shit for now. Seeya later.
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>>700627625
I think Im too skinny for military, one of my father's friend had a son that got rejected for that reason

Not that I want to join.. I dont think I even signed the selective service
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>>700626926
One of these days I will end you for this ceiling joke. Already huh? Hope you rest well when you do. Finishing up some work here

>>700627017
Nothing too much over here. Slept a good bit and stayed in bed for a while when I woke up. just finishing up some stuff I gotta turn in tomorrow

>>700627042
whats about to make it annoying? Where were ya before. Thought we had different schedules but its great to see ya again! Just finishin some schoolwork for tomorrow.

>>700627391
Oh geez. I take it just getting a new one will just be easier? sounds annoying to fix there.
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>>700627574
Shit dude, that got real ;-;

>>700627926
Yes yes~
You worried over nothing, really
Of course I am! I'll finally have something to be proud of again kek
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>>700627975
Oh yeah I put the cheap asses in their place
I'll be seeing ya then.

>>700628017
Dunno, father said he'll help fixing it
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>>700627975
Sure thing. There's an old one right now, but you might want to wait for the next. It's not a great thread either so I haven't posted too much in it n
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>>700628017
One of these days I'll win your heart.
Yeah it's 12:30 am here thanks
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>>700627926
If I had thinner skin, I'd go on about being trans. But I'll spare you.

>>700627975
Preeeetty much.

>>700628098
Aren't I always~?
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>>700628017
I've been staying up until 4 am most nights and sleeping until 1 pm. Life is grand.
Are you in school? Or are you turning in some badass work proposal?
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>>700628121
That's good. He should know what to do and you'll learn something along the way.

>>700628460
You? Win my heart? Keep dreaming buddy
Same here but now 44!

>>700628584
Yea I stay up til around then alot too tho past few days its been 10 am. Schoolwork should said that lol. Just doing some government stuff
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Hitagi claim.

Hello
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>>700626819
Actually didn't know that one.

>>700626903
Don't.

>>700627042
>>700627975
You got this mang, take care.

>>700627286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuKX7MvQYcc

No Man's Sky just works.
>I'm not being paid for any of them either ::^)
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>>700629140
Yup, I learn something new everyday (kinda)

>>700629172
Greetings
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>>700629140
>Keep dreaming
Well at least it's a good dream~
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>>700629223
https://youtu.be/KmwfIKx9n7U
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>>700628098
I just get a little self conscious about people not liking my image now and then, sorry..
I'm happy you're excited again love n_n you deserve that feeling.

>>700628575
Okay but regardless about what you call yourself am I wrong?

>>700629223
then just tell me how much you'll miss me before you go u_u
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>>700629140
Sounds fun, I'm glad I'm a neet. For a few more weeks at least.
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>>700629223
https://youtu.be/KmwfIKx9n7U

>>700629408
With me, it's a nightmare
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>>700628575
I don't know, really

>>700629223
Topkek
>Aren't some entertaining conversations here and there payment enough? :^)

>>700629434
Don't you worry about that, I'm sure you're lovely
But then again, I'm just a baldy who always looks sad :^)
Why thank you, very nice of you to say that~
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>>700629803
Oh please bald can look hot! If you have a good body type to go with it and haha no need to thank me!
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>>700629434
I suppose not.

>>700629803
Oh well, what's done is done.
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>>700630094
I used to have that body type, not anymore :^)
Lost a lot of muscle mass since I stopped boxing, sadly
>not completely bald, just really short hair

>>700630456
I guess~
How's work?
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Is the thread dead?
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>>700630558
Maybe. RIP thread.
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>>700629300
Hey there yuno.
Hows your night going?
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>>700630690
Pretty decent.. trying find this damn spider I apparently didnt killed
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>>700629585
>Kevin Gates
Explains why. Aside from his two meme songs Really Really, and 2 Phones, not that familiar with him.

>>700629803
The game isn't the worst, Hell haven't even played it myself but the hype killed it.
>You make a good point :^)

>>700629434
More than you can imagine.
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>>700629300
I try to do the same. Most of the time its useless information

>>700629408
A good dream to you man. I gotta bigger prize

>>700629473
It can be pretty fun when you always have the right people. Neet life is fun but I'd rather not have to rely on anyone ya feel? getting a job soon?
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>>700630795
>didnt killed

What kinda spider was it?
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>>700630456
Good because if it did I'd take it back. Just had to be sure..

>>700630552
Heh well if only there was a way to get it all back :^)

>>700630826
what a cheesey answer.. you're lucky you're a cute tomato..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAuo8IOFNuE
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>>700630558
No Mavis is here :)
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>>700630924
Looked blackish brown, little bigger than a penny
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>>700630924
>>
What if I wish to claim... SPIDERMAN HIMSELF!?
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>>700631040
Like this
You monster.
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>>700630826
Not lying about the game would've helped~
>Of course I do, BB is always right :^)

>>700630951
My old boxing club coming back from it's former glory and me not being lazy would help greatly~
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>>700630997

I'm not voting for you
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>>700631182
Nope its a brown recluse, killed it finally
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>>700630826
I haven't heard of really really really but anyways, same here

>>700630997
>

>>700631040
If it has some sort of stripe marks, its a wolf spider

>>700631182
Peacock spiders are adorable
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>>700630848
I agree about not relying on any one. I'll be starting uni. Again soon, and maybe getting an internship.
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>>700631348
Nevermind the wolf spider thing. Lol
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>>700631051
>


>>700631040
I don't mind spiders.
I hate beetles though, and most insects.
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>>700631278

Rude kitty
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>>700631348
Brown recluse are big man. Bigger than a penny.
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>>700631426
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>>700631366
Meanie
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>>700631366
I THINK it was a recluse.. I just killed it, its dark af tho

>>700631426
I wouldnt mind spiders either but I have a habit of killing them cause my sister and mom dont like them

>>700631457
But it was dark like that
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>>700631531
You know im just messing you with you, silly vampire

>vamp slayer
>>
bored as shit
>jenny claim
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>>700631653
Both look similar. Brown recluse have legs longer than the body unlike the wolf

>>700631710
Sleepy as shit

>shinoa
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>>700631653
Was probably just a wolf spider.
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Night
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>>700631858
Night

>smug
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>>700631804
>>700631814
O maybe it was a wolf then, the fucker was fast tho and kept jumping to my pc tower and behind

>>700631858
Night
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>>700631674
Good let's do lunch! Your buying?
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>>700632098
>>700632098
>>700632098
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>>700631710
8ch net/xj9/
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