(Horrifyingly inferior to your lord and friendly neighborhood Spiderman) Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your inferior Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming inferior Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or Spiderman desires them)
>No anti-spiderman content
>Worship you're beautiful and friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Ah, break is always nice. Time to relax and focus on things you actually like. Like sleeping. So anything goes for the job then? Goodluck searching for one man. I just work at a local supermarket, nothing special.
Nah, just a flat, been a while since I've been for a ride, which isn't good, for my health atleast. BMX, by the way if you were going to ask.
Well of course you won't fall for it. Your balance is impeccable being both short, and flat as a board. :^)
But why won't the Ama break me~?
Spiderman allows all of his worshipers to pertain to their tastes as long as they realize and understand that I'm infinitely superior in every way.
Can't help it. If the body won't sleep, it won't sleep.
That would be so nice...
>mother just asked me to mow the yard tomorrow
At least it's tomorrow... or later today. what the fuck ever.
I LIKE HAVING SMALL BREASTS AND A WAIFU WITH SMALL BREASTS. SO SHUT UP.
That's all i wanted to hear love haha I'm also doing fine thanks for asking~ up to anything?
I just wanna headpat it, but not more than Rem
thats not that much. you are doing almost nothing now. if you think its tomorrow then its tomorrow
As your gif says, I was poppin niggas all day for the past month, how about you? Everything been going good?
It was pretty decent, good food, good internet, games, anime and privacy. That's all I need in life!
Holy shit, in your yard? Are you alright? Were you in the house at the time?
Alright dude, just make sure to head to bed once you start feeling drowsy
Anything eventful happened with you in the month while I wasn't here?
o, I see
>short and flat as a board
Ehm, I replied to you in the other thread, how're you doing?
It's right behind my bedroom door and above my desk, I doubt anyone would notice unless they actually enter my room. Hell, I'm not at home most of the time because of my job as a contractor. The only time I'm off are weekends, certain holidays, and a rare break in between the work orders I apply for.
You're mocking my friend's waifu appearance while mine have the same attributes
What a kind and superior super-hero
That's nice to hear~
How did your day to the esthetician person go? From last time we spoke
I just finished downloading a game~ I'll try it out soon. What about you?
Yeah, but damn. She could have waited until tomorrow to ask. I mean, I'm gonna do it regardless, but fucking hell. Just a few hours before asking me to do something PLEASE.
Not really. I am going to start school here soon. And I moved out of the meth den.
Yup anything goes. But the job I might get is actually pretty good. The cooks here get about 25$ per hour. I hope to reach that level in a few years.
Yep you read my mind. That sucks you got a flat. I assume it's bad for your health because of the happiness you aren't getting right now?
Fuck me mobile in the ass.
Yeah he had scrapes on his knee and shoulder. Right ones. Then his bike had a giant scrape on the right side too. Other stuff happened but that's for to tell you. I'm ot him and I don't have his approval
Thank you for stating something horribly obvious!
Ye. Figured it was you.
Ah shit, I hope you're plotting to assassinate Trump
I've been good (irl wise at least)
Well whoa there nigga slow down, lets have dinner first
better to know about it sooner i think. not going to change you doing it
You're very welcome for that top quality music that's all about yours truly.
You're just sprouting obscenities now.
Haha, you and about a million other people are up the same creek. Smooth move man.
>The only fitting role :^)
If by class you mean bed and by paying attention you mean doing jack shit then yes. Really appreciate that man, hoping the same goes for you as well. Make those desires come true.
I was in my house. On e of the trees fell right up against the house. I grabbed my dog and ran to the closet to take cover. The yard is trashed. The fence is gone and it's a huge mess. But I'm A-okay.
So you don't have such great internet where you live? I couldn't live without internet.
Not much! Just being horribly amazing! Shame you can't be included in this description.
You can be a follower of my amazing and heroic deeds though! What an offer.
>count the old guys on one hand
Most people dont know that story. Hell Ive forgotten it.
Kek. Lets speed it up. I was going too slow wasn't I?~
Why so much yelling, Nico?
She started it!
Mocking? I'm doing no such thing. I said she had impeccable balance. It's a compliment.
>have never played any metroid
Oh? So you're aiming to be a chef? Sounds pretty nice. $25 is pretty good, whats the minimum wage where you live? In Aus it's $17 dollars an hour
Only bad for my health was because I used to ride every single day pretty heavily, and now not doing it just feels off, and every day I feel a bit more guilty, and worried about my skills withering away, kek.
It went really well! my hair loioks even more red than how it is naturally and I really really like it so I'm happy.
I'm just watching youtube at the moment :)
Then prove me wrong and stay up with me again.. useless tomato..
Because you can't just make fun about those things..
Skipping foreplay? Goodness boy do you like to live dangerously?
A thank you in German AND English?
Aren't you a kind and loyal worshiper to my awesome heroism!
Ban? I was never banned.
I just moved to Saudi Arabia. NSFW boards are blocked there.
Now I'm back in Lebanon, where I study.
Ye? AC business still going strong?
Good night, whichever rem this is.
>And I moved out of the meth den.
Now THAT is some good news dude, where are you staying? Cut ties with your meth friend?
Contractor? What do you do?
Also yeah that sounds safe. Nice.
Bed is the best class, make sure to take notes. Sounds good though. I'm glad you got out of your previous situation.
Holy shit dude, I'm glad you're alright.
Is it gonna cost a lot to repair the house and yard?
ANd yeah it's not too good, I'm on my phone's 3G hotspot for now. I'll be headin back to grandma's house in tripoli soon and then to the dorms. Internet is an alright speed just very unstable.
And I'm ending it! Back to your rooms, both of you!
Also care to share on what Ika said here >>700625075 ?
And to be honest it wasn't that bad, just really exhausted. And just thinking about mowing the yard tomorrow exhausts me even more.
Had no other options. Back in with the parents.
Dude the past month was hell
100 F for days, imagine how hot the attics were
kek, Sean Murray disappointed me ;-;
I love that game, already have a decent ship
>Would you like to fill that role? :^)
Red hair, uh
Must look really nice~
>btw I'll schedule a meeting with the recruiter tomorrow, in case you're interested
Fixing it wont cost much, but it was around $900 to get the trees taken up. All that needs to be replaced now is a chain-link fence.
Hopefully it'll hold up for you. So you're still in Uni., right?
Amazing as always spidey and perhaps next time. I'd love to be a follower of your deeds spidey
Heyo Yuno. How's it going mang
Hey Spidey hope ya didn't miss me too much. Whats up
Heyo Karen! I haven't seen you in a while how've ya been?
Well, my loyal worshipers. I'm afraid I must go fight crime elsewhere. Though, my image will be permanently imprinted in all of your inferior brains due to how amazing I am, so no worries!
well you dont have to do anything right now. try to relax a little
Other than my retarded lawnmower fucking itself mid-mowing, I'm ight
Hows your day?
Not really aiming for anything but yeah chef is the best so far so I'm going for that. And shit, 17$ sounds like a bunch to us. Minimum wage in California is $10. Every other state is $8 I think. Which makes $25 bucks look even better.
Yep. That's where my welding skills are. I haven't welded in 3 years or so. I do miss welding. Twas fun.
Not as much as I like you~
Let's see what he says.
Trust me. I am trying so hard to relax that I am a physical example of an oxymoron.
No sleepy pills or anything around?
Easy tiger, Karen is here, I gotta be a good boi now
I've just been here, chillin' like a boss.
My lazy ass neighbors finally mowed their lawn.
me in background
Did you have a beard and admin a page Royal Canterlot Voice?
I would say that's much, much better than the meth den.
What about that lease thing that was holding you back?
That must have been hell dude, sweating like fucking crazy yeah?
A hot day in saudi arabia is 50 degrees celsius though, which I guess would be 122 in farenheit
You never really feel it though because there are AC's everywhere
It's pretty hot here too, not as hot as there but something around 90 farenheit
Bye bye spidey
Yeah, I must have written something wrong.
I appreciate it a lot dude, thanks.
900 dollars is a lot...
You got that kind of money? Will it put a dent on your savings?
Yeah I'm still in Uni, starting second semester in major now. Hopefully no problems regarding my documents will come up but I have a feeling they will. Time will tell.
What do you work?
Also look I have a picture for you, enjoy!
best game ever made
I had to come down numerous times or else I would have had a heat stroke
It's that bad
LOL dont thank me yet buddy, Rikka or Yuuki ain't here for me to misbehave
I start college in about 5 hours
Not even remotely tired
Yeah it's still around. But I dunno, we'll see what happens.
I would, but I don't have any money and nothing at the house to drink besides water, tea, and soda.
that sounds like plenty to drink or do you not want those?
I can prove you wrong some other day.
Way ahead of ya man, got a whole chapters worth. It was rut, still not the greatest but no complaints, take it as it comes. Get everything situated though my man, you're doing a fine job.
Brutal man. Just go for a run through the 6. Get tired.
Sean Murray is Todd Howard but with a beard. Nice, things are working out.
>I have a whole bunch so what's one more :^)
Well looks like you gotta fix that shit my dude. Did it get jammed or something? Its been fine just alot of sleep.
Good to hear you're takin it easy. Was it botherin you that they didn't..?
So fap 5 times
I aint got time for that
IT not really excited
:'( ok bby. You'll always be in my heart!
Have a beard. Nothing else.
I don't think he will answer. I feel like he's been mad at me ever since. I haven't really talked to him for that reason.
And why is that?
What's wrong you don't like red hair? I was born with it..
Let me know how it goes.
You're gonna make me cry..
it's rude and i'm kinda sensitive about it..
Nothing much here prepping for bed again.
Honestly I don't want any of them.
I think I'm gonna try and sleep.
Have a good night guys.
Yeah, It looked like shit.
What about you?
Beard is good though. Wish I could grow one.
Business, gonna do finance thanks to some people's recommendations. Holy shit thought that shit could have gone really bad really fast.
I'm actually making these myself, have another.
Remind me what you study? Was it something with politics?
Oh and I'll make sure to say hello if I see you on the /c/ threads
I guess that's why they need you to put the ACs in. Did you ever faint on the job? Hopefully not yo
kek fair enough, you actually just missed Rikka and Yuuki. They both left a thread before you joined.
I can't watch youtube fam, on data plan on phone atm.
Hopefully not much happens and your roommates take the fall for it somehow. Will your parents help you out if it comes back to bite you?
Heyo Moka, how's it been?
Hopefully I will be, I gotta split soon though, stuff with the bank coming on.
It's been good, about to get annoying though. Back in Lebanon so I can finally post, how about you?
Just drop it for now then.
You seen any good animes you can recommend? I've been downloadin a whole bunch of em. I got a HUGE list.
No buts! Or you don't get lewds tonight.
Rest easy dude
>Sean Murray is Todd Howard
You sir have blown my mind
>Good point :^)
I am truly disappointed
Nonono, that's not it. I love red hair!
I just pictured you with brown/black hair, that's all~
Of course, too bad I'll have to travel a few hundred Kms..
>but I'm just scheduling it, not actually going there
Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey /Waifu/, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you /Waifu/, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
>Ok guys I got to wake up in like, 6 hours. I got to sleep. Goodnight guys.
The thing that spins the blade is loose and some plate in the front is also loose which causes the blade to hit it and make a loud noise and tons of sparks
It's school, who the hell gets excited for that shit? I don't even want to go but I should probably try at least a semester
Nigga we barly met!
That's why we charge a pretty penny, some queers try go cheap but I show their ass can't last even a minute in the attic and then they're put in their place. No I drink packs of water but still i feel chills.. that means GTFO outta there, push myself a little hard but I wanna get that shit done with
Ah then some chaos was avoided, (not really, I still make people here salty without even erping)
Finance is cool, you must be way better at math than I am. If the tree had been just a bit taller it would have caused damage. But it only brushed the house.
Yeah, studying political science, I love the stuff. Especially this election cycle.
And the pictures are cute, good work.
Look foreward to seeing you around!
Install/Uninstall/Fix machines and electronics. Shopping monitors, cash registers, self-checkouts, those kinds of things.
It's getting a little late, I think I'm going to go to sleep. I'll be back the morning, good night /waifu/!
Let this be a lesson, Ki. Don't dish out bantz that you can't take, it's a golden rule to live by in general.
Ehhh? No fair!
You wouldn't be the first, I suppose.
Been working alot
But not enough for OT
I wish i was in the navy
Oh I see I see n_n and hey it's the first step you gotta take! you excited?
But you're a guy irl your breasts are of no concern and thus I can make fun of them.
They better be paying you well if you're almost having a fuckin heat stroke dude, don't take any cheapos, good on you.
Good to know you're doing fine.
I'm not too good at math mostly because I don't practice, but I finally need to start studying and pull my weight, it's been far too long with me joking around.
Glad you enjoy your major, and I'm super glad you approve of the pictures, I'll dump the whole ohayo folder on /c/ when the next thread is up. I dont check too often though so I dont know when I'll be able to.
If it's not too much trouble and you can let me know when it's up next time, I would very much appreciate it.
Sounds neat, night night.
It's okay moka, you are in thread now
real life doesn't exist
Was wonderful seeing you all again, I'll be heading off to deal with shit for now. Seeya later.
I think Im too skinny for military, one of my father's friend had a son that got rejected for that reason
Not that I want to join.. I dont think I even signed the selective service
One of these days I will end you for this ceiling joke. Already huh? Hope you rest well when you do. Finishing up some work here
Nothing too much over here. Slept a good bit and stayed in bed for a while when I woke up. just finishing up some stuff I gotta turn in tomorrow
whats about to make it annoying? Where were ya before. Thought we had different schedules but its great to see ya again! Just finishin some schoolwork for tomorrow.
Oh geez. I take it just getting a new one will just be easier? sounds annoying to fix there.
Shit dude, that got real ;-;
You worried over nothing, really
Of course I am! I'll finally have something to be proud of again kek
Oh yeah I put the cheap asses in their place
I'll be seeing ya then.
Dunno, father said he'll help fixing it
One of these days I'll win your heart.
Yeah it's 12:30 am here thanks
If I had thinner skin, I'd go on about being trans. But I'll spare you.
Aren't I always~?
I've been staying up until 4 am most nights and sleeping until 1 pm. Life is grand.
Are you in school? Or are you turning in some badass work proposal?
That's good. He should know what to do and you'll learn something along the way.
You? Win my heart? Keep dreaming buddy
Same here but now 44!
Yea I stay up til around then alot too tho past few days its been 10 am. Schoolwork should said that lol. Just doing some government stuff
Actually didn't know that one.
You got this mang, take care.
No Man's Sky just works.
>I'm not being paid for any of them either ::^)
Yup, I learn something new everyday (kinda)
Well at least it's a good dream~
I just get a little self conscious about people not liking my image now and then, sorry..
I'm happy you're excited again love n_n you deserve that feeling.
Okay but regardless about what you call yourself am I wrong?
then just tell me how much you'll miss me before you go u_u
Sounds fun, I'm glad I'm a neet. For a few more weeks at least.
With me, it's a nightmare
I don't know, really
>Aren't some entertaining conversations here and there payment enough? :^)
Don't you worry about that, I'm sure you're lovely
But then again, I'm just a baldy who always looks sad :^)
Why thank you, very nice of you to say that~
Oh please bald can look hot! If you have a good body type to go with it and haha no need to thank me!
I suppose not.
Oh well, what's done is done.
I used to have that body type, not anymore :^)
Lost a lot of muscle mass since I stopped boxing, sadly
>not completely bald, just really short hair
Pretty decent.. trying find this damn spider I apparently didnt killed
Explains why. Aside from his two meme songs Really Really, and 2 Phones, not that familiar with him.
The game isn't the worst, Hell haven't even played it myself but the hype killed it.
>You make a good point :^)
More than you can imagine.
I try to do the same. Most of the time its useless information
A good dream to you man. I gotta bigger prize
It can be pretty fun when you always have the right people. Neet life is fun but I'd rather not have to rely on anyone ya feel? getting a job soon?
Good because if it did I'd take it back. Just had to be sure..
Heh well if only there was a way to get it all back :^)
what a cheesey answer.. you're lucky you're a cute tomato..
Looked blackish brown, little bigger than a penny
What if I wish to claim... SPIDERMAN HIMSELF!?
Not lying about the game would've helped~
>Of course I do, BB is always right :^)
My old boxing club coming back from it's former glory and me not being lazy would help greatly~
Nope its a brown recluse, killed it finally
I haven't heard of really really really but anyways, same here
If it has some sort of stripe marks, its a wolf spider
Peacock spiders are adorable
I agree about not relying on any one. I'll be starting uni. Again soon, and maybe getting an internship.
I don't mind spiders.
I hate beetles though, and most insects.
Brown recluse are big man. Bigger than a penny.
I THINK it was a recluse.. I just killed it, its dark af tho
I wouldnt mind spiders either but I have a habit of killing them cause my sister and mom dont like them
But it was dark like that
Was probably just a wolf spider.
O maybe it was a wolf then, the fucker was fast tho and kept jumping to my pc tower and behind