Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Claiming then going to sleep. Night everyone!
Yep. Eventually I would just kill myself and let my friend solo the back lol
I didnt know best in waifu was a thing but fuck it
VOTE FOR ESDEATH
Glad you are taking thenecisarry steps to rid the world of the infidels. RETURN PALESTINE! ALLAHU AKBAR!
My month has been fine, thank you. Just finishing up a holiday, gonna be back home by tomorrow night, hopefully.
How was the Arabia of Saudis?
im sorry karen. I thought it said in /a/ it was season 3.
Fuck my life im just as disappointed except i believed for 3 days it was season 3
Yep. Next year at Anime Expo! I'll take pics, I promise!
Learning is important!
How good it is?
He said he was, he wanted to restore it.
>Strong till the end of time!
He is. Really nice guy, as long as you're not a cunt and know it all to him.
>Hope that luck wins out in the end.
Mobile post attack!
>Can't get rid of me that easy cutie~
(Or other and we can add more people.)
A smile to protect.
Also, claimed faggots.
well i dont know your running platforms and why would anyone vote for another waifu?
Night night, Yuuki, sleep tight.
I shoulda known yo
That one was labelled "80" tho. Is it number 80 in your reaction pic folder?
Which holiday? Remind me where you're from again?
Saudi Arabia was pretty decent even though none of my friends were there, everyone was on vacation somewhere else. I just sat in my room and downloaded anime for the entire time kek, I got like 20 seasons to watch now.
Food was great though
Fucking hell man why do dreams have to die like this. Shino is gonna be in charge of a play for the movie though I think
What time does Yoko get on?
Also yo I didn't ask how's your month been yo?
Marking the date on the calendar I don't have with the pen I never bought.
Stay in school kids. Your job been fine?
That picture seems a little lewd.
Mai is not a poster, she's an idea.
You got my vote.
Is that character from Re:Zero?
Downloaded that cause a friend recommended it, is it good? Lot of people say it is.
Ohoho! Look who it is!
>And I was lucky enough to be noticed by you
You're too nice.
>I'd share music with you too but my data plan is limited
It's not a problem at all, Karen. You should focus on those wonderful people who are glad to see you here once again.
>not voting for me
im a god of waifu
what does a smile to protect mean?
Damn, Mai. You're always here!
Ehh, no offense, haha.
Yes, yes, Yuuko is definately a best!
I would say that your waifu is best Pokemon, though~! (・ω・)
Everyone's probably going to vote 'other', for their waifu.
Hey there, squid kid.
vote for me asshole I want to be god
I'm on holiday in north-ireland. I am from tubbercurry and just taking a holday before summer is all over. Normally I am in Sligo.
Glad you enjoyed yourself! What was your favorite meal you had on your trip?
I know, I think I've saved at least over half of it.
Regretting it a bit, but I've enjoyed it. What time is it where you are?
>Just the right amount
It does doesn't it? That 50s charm works for me anyway.
It's a bit of a meme speech, hearing it always makes me giggle.
I'm the other way round personally, but I tend to listen to 1 so much until I get bored and switch back.
Thank you Amatsu, I will use it wisely.
UK, good ol blighty. Ah what kinda stuff?
It's my favourite out of the lot, love how fast it is. Understandable, they're not for everyone.
Noted Mr Trump :^)
>I'm not stupid, why would you lie on the internet silly? Of course they do.
I considered saving it if that tells you anything.
Ah that's the reason why then.
>Good, would hate to see it go.
Yo what up dude.
What up gardecute.
Yes, it's Rem from Re:Zero. Shes the majority's pick for best giro because she has the most airtime, and is the stereotypical 'ideal woman'
>Has self confidence issues
>Believes in you no matter what happens
>Qt as fuck
I like Re:Zero, but a lot of people don't like it because the MC, Subaru, had a 7 episode long portion where he was an unlikable whiny bitch. Most gave up the anime before he became a badass.
I don't understand why anyone ISN'T voting for Mizore.
She's literally the coolest waifu, she has ice powers.
I'm voting for Mizore because she's better!
Karen? You're back!
so do I grrrr I want to win somehting
How long have you considered Gardevoir your waifu?
Nothing much at all. Watching interesting videos on Youtube.
What are you up to?
No one wants to vote for a girl that isn't their waifu. (・ω・)
hank hill a cute
Yeah well shino is the MC cuz she's the bomb. we no longer have a yoko she is laura now.
I missed u im so pumped your back.
Did u notice in this pic that shino is using a digital camera. She sucks at technology so i think this means shes growing up a little bit.
Haiyooo squid grill!
About to start my long and painful journey for a shiny suicine... god help me...
It was quite the fun game, the new one coming out looks great as well. Not sure if Adam is there though.
>You really think so? :^)
I still do, although not as much now. Just recently, about 2 weeks ago I worked at a local festival. At first the online courses were the idea, but after some thought I went and gave into the idea of getting them done in reality. Sales Communication, Marketing Research, Basic Comp, Intro To Psych, and Algebra
Heh, shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.
>Good, that's as far as it gets.
Ah, well I have to keep that in mind then. Kek, the notable lines from movies and other media always prove to stand out. I get that, been jamming that for the longest, as well as a few other things.
You've got some top tier taste so far, Doll.
I see. I assume it's really late for you right now.
Only 2:40 for me, and I'll probably sleep soon enough.
The pants were always like that, and yeah I'd recommend it, the catch is that it's a mecha/harem.
>What time does Yoko get on?
You're looking right at him.
Hmmm I dont know precisely.... not quite sure, but it has been a long time.
if she cant protect herself then I dont like her
im gonna win something doesn't matter what it it is
Even if she can protect herself, doing everything in your power to protect her should still be top priority. Rem is a demon with powerful abilities. Doesn't stop me from wanting to protect her.
Not sure, sounds time consuming. Instead, you should be worshiping yours truly.
If by "win" you mean "I'm gonna worship Spiderman until my strength gives out." than I'm all for it! Go for it, slugger!
Adam will be here again. He's the main character again~
>My trips said so, didn't notice? :^)
my mama can protect me and her im her precious princess
Sleep is a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended. :^)
I'm listening to 'Stan' by Eminem. After that I put the song 'Thank you' by Dido
>which is ironic
I was playing Monster Hunter Generations but I got tired of fighting Deadeye Yian Garuga.
Damn, good luck with that. Do you have a shiny charm at least? Or someway to increase chances?
Yo miho. Sleep: puts your brain into a rest state so that it can repair you for the next day.
How You doing?
c-c-c-claimed what is the point of life anons? no one will remember you in 60 years
If by "yuuko" you mean "Your amazing/all power friendly neighborhood Spiderman" and by "legit retarded" you mean "extremely attractive and successful" than you'd be correct!
>Forgot the whole rest of the reply
I'm a dumb.
Something the matter~?
It's been fine enough I suppose. Had to call off on Wednesday because my leg hurt too much to really walk. But otherwise, all good. And I've found a few lewd but not lewd pics.
Oh my~ Maybe I should do a Shimakaze cosplay~
I forgot to ask my dad about that earlier, dammit.
Sounds like a personal problem.
I don't know about you, but I'm a living legend. And this legend's never gonna die, unlike the rest of you. My amazing self will be around until time ends, and after that I'll entertain the void.
I'm making a rash decision to jump back in and steal Rem back, because it only seemed you had screen caps of the recent episode and went to download some more stuff
you guys cant let me have anything can you?
Felix? Is that forest back trash talk for Spiderman?
Because if (definitely) so. You're very much so correct! I am extremely fucking attractive and cute.
Hello. Things are still complete shit..... You?
You can have my Spidey knuckles upside your fucking jaw if you don't wanna appreciate my presence.
You can have my presence, that's pretty amazing!
pretty weird for a knight if you ask me
Nope, going hardcore Heart Gold shiny hunting. Gonna be soft reseting for a while...
Heyyyyy, why am I on that list? :^^)
I will, but I'll have to leave soon and attend to real life :(
I'm enjoying it very much for now though.
So when are you gonna finish Kinmoza fam :^)
Since I'll be watching k-on you gotta do me a solid too
It is I!
How'd the last month treat you, squid?
I thought you were joking until I googled it, it's an actual thing kek.
Hmmm, my favourite meal would have to be a chicken curry dish my mother made with a side of white rice, it was really, really good. It's like sliced chicken and potatoes in a curry broth, then you kind grab some with a spoon and dump it on the rice and eat it off that plate.
If it wasn't that then it was the steak and sauteed veggies. Wonderful food.
How about you? Seeing some stuff in ireland?
I gotta get some papers sorted, some bank stuff cleared up and I gotta register for classes and placement exams. It's gonna be an annoying few days fam.
You work or study? I study business.
That does pretty nice. The stereotypical bit does annoy me though not gonna lie.
I like a girl that can pull a few punches, ya know? Break expectations and shit.
But good to know about Subaru, I'll try to power through it, I fucking hate protagonists that are either completely bitchy or invincible. Ever seen Aldnoah Zero? That shit was garbage.
Yes yes! How are you doing Hanako? Past month been good?
That's a good point, I didn't think about it like that.
Mizore has cute eyes though.
Untrue! It's perfectly fine to admit your waifu has faults and may not be the coolest.
As long as she's the best to you, that's fine.
>she is laura now
FUCK FUCK FUCK
We were so close dude
Life is hard, someday maybe. #squadgoals
They grow up so fast yo. Tell me about your month tho, I gotta leave soon. What's been happening?
Oho, nice to finally meet you then.
I'll definitely check it out then, it's on the list yo.
Complete shit? Impossible, I'm here and am giving you the time of day.
You should (and you certainly are) feel blessed.
and your a faggot
dont punch me
ok what's going on with your shirt? is that an egg? explain yourself.
Get to worshiping if you can't appreciate my hits!
So many replies! And they're all for me!?
Can't say I'm shocked, I am pretty charming.
no one voted for me I cant win anything
Ye, on phone atm. Rem is my waifu, though.
Playing any Pokemon currently? I was playing some FireRed on a emulator earlier.
Oh, I like rap. I listen to mostly Tyler the Creator and Earl Sweatshirt, though.
I saw gameplay of that awhile back, looks like fun!
ayy, is that me?
My shirt? Why, this is a one piece outfit! It can deflect bullets (not that I need this feature, I'm immortal and invincible) AND (last but not least) it shows off my perfect bulge/body sculpt!
If by "rem" you mean "friendly neighborhood Spiderman" and if by "waifu" you mean "lord and savior"
You'd be correct!
Even thought I was always present the last several hundred threads. K, and also admitting to not having more Rem.
Why thank you! Though, it's not a T shirt. It's a one piece suit as I stated before.
You must be so at awe by my presence that you must have misheard my powerful voice. That's fine, you're not perfect.
no but that sounds fun ill try it gotta find a frog first
>so when are you going to finish Kinmoza
you what now
ok that's it spider-man. you have insulted me for the last time! you wanna fight me faggot?
Heyo squid, hows it hanging?
>It's the best place
You can be my pocket motivator. They always do, even the cut ones like destinys moon wizard. It's odd how we can tire ourselves on things at will.
Well thank you.
Well I guess it's technically real early now, 7 am.
I'd recommend sleeping. Sometimes you need a night like this to remind you why sleeping's so good.
Thanks Garde, a real helping hand.
Something I'm regretting not doing.
Plz no, I can't handle that shit, the botes in general are all good.
Ring him up again and give him a piece of your mind.
Ah sounds busy, kinda a big coincidence Because I've got shit like that to do also.
Student, studying physics. Business is a pretty smart choice fam.
Is that a red colored dress I spot? Someone must be a big fan of me!
Not that I'm shocked of course, I'm practically drowning in the attention from my fans constantly.
Well, I mean she's pretty stereotypical in her design, save for the fact shes a powerful demon who initially 'tried' to kill the MC, any more than that would be spoilers, though.
Spiderman, you and Felix are cute
wow absolutely disgusting amirite guys
Yeah...the name is a little rediculous.
That chicken curry sounds amazing! Shino told me that chicken curry is the best, but I hadnt really understood what it was.
I am checking out the Ulstr Museum, its got tons of Irish history on display in there! It is really neat!
Im playing some Heart Gold right now, going to try and get all the shiny legendaries.
Fight? If by fight you mean completely fucking obliterate you in one flick of the wrist.
Than yes! We can "fight" as you put it. Though, it won't end happily for you.
I recommend getting on your knees and kissing the ground to pay homage to how amazingly incredible I am.
Real thing or bust buddy.
Well to be fair its mostly black. Fuck you Im all for Venom.
Why, I appreciate the factual statement excluding your opinion on Felix's looks! Of course, I'm cuter.
My month has been good. Made lots of friends on this board some enemies. Just been watching a shit ton of anime with other anons and having a good time man. Other then that life is great, grew a garden, hung out with my nephews on couple diffrent visits and been playing video games. Getting an itch to get back to work. Now i feel like summer is coming to a close with you return.
Yes the squad goals struggle is real but what can you do. It's hard claiming a kiniro mosaic character you don't get to be part of the big lewd fest and nobody really finds you attractive but whatevs
MOE GIRLS 4 LYFE.
wow fucking disgusting i hate that fag
Fight me, bruv.
Venom? That's a funny way of saying "Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman."
I appreciate the praise none the less!
i know right i wished his plane crashed woew
>all shiny legendaries
How are you going to go about doing that? I was lucky to get a shiny every few playthroughs!
God, I loved HeartGold. I used to replay that game so often, never getting bored of the same battles.
Nowadays, Pokemon hardly interests me.
Oh, I know. I wish I still had my DS Lite to play all of those classics.
Good thing? Why, I don't know how to handle all of these compliments (factual statements). Wait, I already know all of this, I guess I'll just take it in stride as I do with everything in life!
Yep, nsfw boards only though. I was posting on /int/ for a bit.
Anything related to porn is blocked here, the idea is that masturbation is meant to relieve sexual tension not to be used as entertainment
Fuck that though Tor browser is there for me.
That picture is my favourite of all of your pics, for real. I love it too much.
>lewd but not lewd
I voted for ya man, you'll win one someday.
This one's for you, yo. I just hit the word limit. How's your night so far spidey?
Come on fam you can't just not finish the second season.
You're missing literally half the show.
And there's a movie
A MOVIE IS COMING OUT MUGI
Yeah? Just started your semester? Mine starts on the 30th I think
It's a smart choice but not the one I wanted. Still though, money > everything.
You like physics? that kind of shit was always too hard for me.
You're gonna have to cope with it
You can trust Shino on anything food related, that fuck is a godly chef his food makes me want to eat pork yo.
Taking pictures? I'd love to see some if you can share. How long will you be there?
I feel you fam.
Moe > Lewd though
We're the best, the rest just didn't figure it out yet
Happy to hear about the friends, and hopefully I can drop into your stream at some point and we can watch the kinmoza movie together yo, I really fucking want that to happen.
I can save my 3G data for that month so I have a speed fast enough to stream it.
shouldve crashed and burnt to death tbqh
well im going to sleep now a sad man who didnt win coolest anon or most insane goodnight....i guess
That I'm perfect? Why, of course you did!
My suit's not a "T-shirt" though, my worshiping human.
My clear GB is in storage rn. But I do have one. I think I may have brought it with me. Ill look for it of you want.
It is a funny way. It means 'your evil self who is 100x better than you'.
I know right? Fuckin' hate that Karen guy
>that's a lot of text
I've been doing fine, playing League and studying all the time
Of course I won, it was hardly even a contest. How could you be sad? Yours truly (the amazing neighborhood Spiderman) has blessed your presence!
I'm glad it has been going well so far, and 7 AM? I'd suggest you getting some sleep as well, you wouldn't want to suddenly pass out.
I'll be hitting the hay, though.
Sleep restfully when you decide to do, please.
It's alright, I was planning on getting rest soon anyway.
I wish you good luck in your tasks, Karen.
Take care, please.
>Tor browser is there for me.
B-but 4chan doesn't let you post through Tor?
is "kinmoza" short for kiniro mosaic?
I feel really bad for betraying you now. I guess Yoko was a placebo though since I wanted to partake in the threads but the discussion about the #squadgoals thing got stuck in the back of my mind. But at least I can say now that I'm finally being truthful about my choices.
>I still have Yoko pics saved along with some probably unnecessary screencaps.
It seems the logical part of your brain is completely fucking obliterated! I recommend checking that out!
well, I can also adjust the stream to be below 480p and you can hit Low quality on it to maybe shave off a few mbs. We will cross that bridge when it comes!
Good to see you man i need to crash. It's this moe life bro makes a guy tired keeping it this real.
Yeah. I watched and enjoyed too much Spiderman as a kid. Who knew.
Still? Have you told me before? I can't remember if you did or didn't. I've gotten really busy recently. I started school and I applied for Costco. They want me to come there on Tuesday.
Damn, that far back? What about good stats and such? I'd prefer that over a pink suicune. (It might green)
Are you getting the newest one?
Well I'll just state what has happened in that recent 30 days.
>Met Makoto (he a cute)
>applied and am most likely getting a job.
Can't really think of other stuff right now but I'll be sure to tell you if I remember. What about you? How was it in the Sauds?
Hmm I haven't heard them. Rap isn't my main genre so I don't really explore too much f it but it definitely is good. I'll be sure to hear some of them. Any good songs to look out for?
And yeah Monster Hunter is fun. I farmed that 1 monster for a good 4 hours today.
It's good. Above comments have a general idea of what's up with me. What about you?
How come you never talk to people?
You must be another Yuuko.
So many replies and they're all dedicated to me! You're a dedicated worshiper, I can appreciate that.
My night has and always will be absolutely fucking incredible.
I'd ask how yours is going. But that's horribly irrelevant and I'd by faking my interests!
Silly inferior organism. You meant "not enough." No wonder your brain is scrambled!
You wouldn't me dressing up like that just for you~?
I think I will. Before it gets too late anyways.
Called him up. He said about $1k.
It's seriously one of my favorites as well.
An example, uhhh, how bout this?
I'm not spooky at all~ Come into my arms, I'll show you how gentle I am~
Yeah, there was another Yuuko who was posting a few hours ago, but he went to bed.
Sorry to disappoint!
wow nice watermark there super-faggot
And I'm the absolute best, I am aware of that.
Least you have a job...
Just money problems.
Time for sleep or else I wont wake up ever again...
Gonna get all of them by using a technique called soft reseting. It allows me to reencounter the lenengary as many times as I need in order to get the shiny.
HeartGold is definitely my favourite pokemon game of all time. Like you, I just cannot get vored by it.
I know! He has shown me some of the dishes that he has prepared and it blows me away at how skilled he is!
I'm taking lenty of pictures, but they are all on my phone, gotta load 'em all onto my PC.
Thank you! I personally add them in myself.
Well I cant argue with those trips. Curse you Spider-Man.
also don't fuck with my spidey collection. mine is over 500 strong
Why wake up when I'm in your dreams.
Noice man, all around a cool protagonist. Can't wait hear this game's version of "I never asked for this"
>You're right, so now what :^)
Unless you're a cannibal.
I'd be down with that, could pull some words of wisdom every now and then. Not that familiar with Destiny, but I know there was some trouble with the voice actors or something like that. Repetition my man, repetition.