okay my sides actually did in fact explode from this one..but thats not as funny as this
really don't get this, its not the first time I saw it but still cant get it, please an smart anon explain it to me
I don't know how to greentext so fuck off, faggots! (New fag even tho been here for a year)
20 something yo guy
Walks through the park in the rain 7:10 in morning
For some reason talking shit about dogs in my head for some reason. (can't actually remember why) think it was because of the dog shit everywhere or something...
Then a fucking huge Greyhound runs up to me growing like I'd just fucked his grandmother! ( w/ the firey gates of he'll burning behind his cold dead eyes.) I know if there's fire in his eyes how tf are they cold dead eyes? FUCK OFF!
So he starts circling me while I walk trying not to jilt him.
Growling EVERYTIME he goes behind me like he gonna take a chunk Outta me any second now...
His owner calls him away.
I sigh in relief.
My Question: what would you have done? If he tried anything like bitey bitey?
>don't know how to greentext
>even tho been here for a year
Why would I get an account? I don't wanna be a Faggot tho.
Quit being a fag your faggot. You're the most important thing in the world, if you ceased to exist, reality would as well. Stop caring about the others and get your shit together
Ok. I worked it out. Lol turns out... >you don't need an account, old, dumbass Fag
Just stop, we know either you're a lying whore of a newfag or after a year you've learned literally nothing, which is just fucking sad
This shit drove me crazy figuring it out, it's just some special character you paste
Before arrows for replies, between arrow and text for greentext. Search "backwards text character", I don't know
>20 something year old, /b/ fag
You tried to ruin my ylyl thread but I cannot feel anymore.
So I guess it didn't work
If I had the means, I would systematically destroy every police officer on the planet. They are all pigs who are corrupt and evil. Fuck them. I hope they all die soon and in pain.
Whats that, oldfag? I don't know. Tell me, "storytellerfag" that's you name. BTW so i put this...
> and write something or
Put this... >and write something?
AHHHHHHH I give up like a good new fag.
> you must be a Faggot if you know of ifunny.
Type green text with one of these at the end
This makes the green text show up but not the green text you typed
Fuck me the shit I gotta deal with
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Can you fully imagine the repercussions of what you are saying? If there were no police at all, would you be able to defend yourself from the people who would have nothing else to stop them from robbing you? killing your family?
" Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned round on you — where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country's planted thick with laws from coast to coast — man's laws, not God's — and if you cut them down — and you're just the man to do it — d'you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake."
Funniest thing in this thread
havent laughed so hard in months, saw this while smoking a spliff, sides are fucking gone
holy fuck i just can't stand for this type of shit. fuck off of channel for and never come back
>holy fuck i just can't stand for this type of shit. fuck off of channel for and never come back
I'm just an innocent bystander observing the summer, but both of you are pussies for fighting about this shit.
You fucking need to take anger management classes you penis gobbler. Holy shit, By the way, that phrase has been around way longer than reddit. I don't even understand reddit because I hate the website layout and the people. You must be a pretty awesome guy to be telling random people to "kys" at 4 in the morning. The monumental loser you must be blows my mind. Also, have fun never knowing what a vagina feels like, you angry, angry 14 year old
has it ever occured to you that maybe he was trying to help you? are you seriously saying you posted the picture, and then went and clicked on it to make sure it was the proper resolution? its completely reasonable to think that you would not notice your mistake unless he said something
or maybe he was just trying to embarrass an anonymous stranger. the world may never know
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts.You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.