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Ausfag here.

What's the best way to stop abos from stealing shit off your front porch?
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Bump
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Try moving.. they wont stop...
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Get a gun or a very angry dog.
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Fuckin abos
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>>700609808
>leaving stuff out the front of your house in areas with boongs.

Houso detected.
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>>700609808
Put out cans of petrol with some sort of poison mixed in so when they sniff it they die

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
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>>700609808
Who knows op. What's the situation, they keep stealing your mail?
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Leave out an opened bottle of spirits full of rubbing alcohol or methanol diluted with water to palatable amounts. Knowing the scum, they'll drink it and get admitted to hospital.
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>>700611422
Just minor shit like ashtrays, shoes etc. They patrol up and down at night looking for cigarette butts to take home and smoke. Just a real fucking nuisance.
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>>700609808
Put up a sign advertising jobs.
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>>700612172
What state dude?
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>>700609808
racist cunt
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Another way is to hang up a photo of some dead coons, they have some weird thing about not even saying their names.
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>>700612621
Vic.
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>>700609808
MY LANNNNNNNDDD
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>>700612833
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>>700613231
Don't take the bait
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>>700612833
Stop falling asleep in the road you ape.
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Does fucking an abo count as beastiality?
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>>700610060
He can't get a gun he's Australian.
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>>700609808
If you didn't shit on your front porch there wouldn't be shit for them to steal
Fucking retard
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>>700613448
You're a horrible human being and should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>700613590
I think I'd rather fuck an animal. They tend to have better hygiene.
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>>700613590
Probably, in all odds they're a different species.
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>>700609808
remove your front porch idiot bogan
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>>700609808
Haven't seen an abo meme thread in a while. Bump, this is a necessary topic
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>>700614024
It's not racist. Abos aren't people.
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>>700610060
You forgot those cucks gave up their right to defend themselves...enjoy your crime.
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>>700609808
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>>700609808

>living in alice springs or any other place with high aboriginal population

Why would you do that to yourself?
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britfag here, i find this thread highly amusing

please continue
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>>700609808
Shoot them
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>>700613659
MFW Australian, I have 3 firearms
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>>700609808
leave some bananas next to your neighbours house, they'll go there instead
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>>700614472
Fuck I love Kinder Surprises
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>>700614472
>>700613659

>Le Gunless Aussie meme.

back to the Ar-15 thread, faggits. You already know we can own hunting rifles and shotguns, and we're not interested in assault rifles because we already have self confidence.
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>>700609808
don't be a dirty hillbilly with shit on your front porch!?
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I've never been to australia

Do attractive members of this species exist? Or even non-ugly ones?
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Bump for equality
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>>700614655
My mate had to do his first 2 years as a cop stationed in Alice Springs, one night had to go to a callout, probably 60 abos at this persons house, went in to see what was going on. got lifted in the air and crowd surfed until they were thrown out the front door, then the abos that were outside threw rocks at the cop car and at them until they drove off
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Get a cheap fake video camera for like 5 bucks, shit could probably get a real one for 10 now that I think about it. Or just don't leave shit out on your porch
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>>700615104
There's shitloads of sexy half casts
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>>700609808
Stop living in a cucked country and get a gun to defend your property and family. Seriously, when the government isn't taking your rights its ass raping the Great Barrier Reef into oblivion and all you do is throw another shrimp on the barbie. Stop being a bunch of cunts 'Straya.
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>>700614855
>Not throwing your bananas
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I'll douse you in petrol and light you up then piss you out you fucking retarded inbred low IQ racist cunt. This country is turning into the land of shit cunts.
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>>700615190
Pics?
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>>700614841
Then use them.
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I find this amusing, any abo story to tell?
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>>700615104
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>>700615273
this bitch comes prepared just in case a coon shows up
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I can only imagine snipers discussing this with Saxton hale punching a abo in the background
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>>700615610
Do mix breeds count ?
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>>700614024
and that is a serious problem in the NT and out back WA the coons seriously do go to sleep on the road then get run over. then the families have the audacity to blame the poor driver normally a truck driver that ran them over. fuck the coons.
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>>700615776
Samantha Harris is full blood
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>>700615520
They'd end up in jail, EXACTLY the same as when Americans start firing guns at home-invaders.

stop pretending bro, it's fucking sad.
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>>700615610
You could probably create mildly attractive chimpanzee hybrids if you mixed in enough caucasian DNA.

I was referring to pure abos.
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The funny thing about this thread is every white cunt Aussie posting in here about "Abo's" has never even met or interacted with one and they definately wouldn't have the guts to say JACK SHIT exaceot "yes sir, No sir" if they did. I guess skinny nerd shit cunts pretending to be tough whilst anon is standard though.
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>>700615273
on a somewhat related note

coon logic:

If I camouflage myself as a lizzard, they will think I'm not a monkey
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>>700615998

She's full blood you gronk
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>>700615998
>I was referring to pure abos.

no, of course not.

Aboriginals had a very limited gene pool to start with, probably a few thousand migrating Indians. 40-60k years of inbreeding later and you have Australian Aboriginals.

Tiwi islanders are almost passable, but they've mixed with indos/asains over time (you occasionally see some that look like Polynesians)
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>>700616493
derp
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do you know where they love op?
lep me share a little story

>be me, never really liked abos, but tollerate them
>housemate moves into my house
>his nonna treats me like a son, they are amazing
>telling me about how one day these abbos robbed their house
>fearless italian woman attacks abo with broom
>he takes it off her and belts her with it
>she has a big bruise on her arm
>we are infuriated
>sus the neibouhood out
>find out where they live/squat
>get drunk that night with housemate
> decide to fuck shit up
>its wednesday, bin night
>spray a white swastika and their rubbish bin and one in the middle of their driveway

will continue shortly
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>>700616412
This is your dad
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>>700616412
You fucking idiot

Anytime someone meets an abbo in real life all they have to say is

"sorry I don't smoke"
And
"don't have any change on me mate"
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>>700616412
I'm from SA, and we don't fear boongs here, theres simply not enough around to mob up.

kaura people are all but gone, the Adnamatana people stay up in the bush where they belong and nurunderi are down at goolwa where nobody gos anyway (except bogans who need a cheap caravan spot)

If you tell a boog to fuck off on king william street they do. its fucking great.
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>>700615559
There's this one abo who frequents my town and the surrounding ones. He's about 60 years old and wears his trackies up to his armpits.

>Friend goes to Aussie disposals, somehow gets a copy of their CCTV footage and shows me
>See an old lady reaching into handbag on main street
>Abo comes up behind her and Sparta kicks her in the back
>She face-plants and he legs it in the opposite direction
>Nobody gets him because my town's population is cucked
>Old lady thanks the locals for their assistance and reassures them "he does it all the time, I'm used to it"
>He never got charged

Another time
>Same abo comes into my work
>Always wants free shit and my coworkers give it to him out of intimidation
>One day a cashier rejects his demand
>He throws a swing at her face and legs it

Another time
>My mum runs into the same abo at the train station
>He's got a gardening fork and is threatening to stab a pregnant woman
>Someone steps in (about fucking time) and calls the police
>20 minute response time

This is why I'm racist.
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>>700617082
>kaura people are all but gone, the Adnamatana people stay up in the bush where they belong and nurunderi are down at goolwa where nobody gos anyway (except bogans who need a cheap caravan spot)

I-is this English..?
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This is now an Aboriginal Trap thread, because all you faggots want to see anyway.
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>>700617428
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>>700617237
But you deserve it for stealing their land.
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>>700617620
high res anyone?
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>>700617428
oooh yeth slut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_lQBKbnUGs
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>>700617804
>Why do Aliens only abduct white people?

>They're easier to see in the dark
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoKmvPZdlRs
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>>700612833
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>>700609808
Can't you just put some antifreeze out on the porch? That's what I do to keep the cat population down.
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>>700617428
Is it a real trap, or a real woman. you decide.
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>>700617626
They used to live in the outback hunting, before whites showed up and colonated. Abos noticed they could get free shit from intelligent whites, started getting free shit from welfare and stealing without being prosecuted.
>hur durr but they invented teh stcik
Fucking africans atleast have dirt huts and spears, Abo's are fucking retarded, closest thing you can get to a neanderthal.
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Yeah, now this threads cookin.
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>>700617991
If he does this and one of them drinks it, he will be liable.

If they died, it'd be manslaughter.
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>>700618186
60,000 years alone, didn't invent writing, maths, rope, the bow and arrow, or... the wheel.

great job.
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>>700618190
i probably would you know
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>>700618186
Neanderthals were smarter. Abos have Denisovian DNA and are the human equivalent of a dodo.
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fierce.
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>>700618537
where are the nudes?
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>>700616860
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>>700618537
Is... Is that a dead raccoon?
Is she going to eat that?
Is she also prostituting herself?
So much wat
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anyone like thick girls with bouncy boipussy?
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>>700618762
actually extremely passable trap tbh
Not a fag but still
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I like where this threads headed
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>>700618762
are these actual trannies or just abo women? its impossible to tell.
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>>700618281
How would he be liable for some dumbass stealing his antifreeze and drinking it? It's not like you give it to them. They are trespassing and stealing his shit.
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>>700616750
>fast forward a month
>there has been no break ins from the coons since
>kicking the footy at an oval near their hood
>get a funny feeling and look up at the carpark
>see 4 abos looking in peoples windows, in plain daylight
>yell at them, one of them pulls the finger at me
>as soon as i move toward the carpark they all leg it
> get angry again and go buy some alcohol to fuel my anger
>tell housemate the story, he's keen
> turn up there again, i have a spray bottle of roundup for a swastika in their front lawn, housemate has a molotov cocktail.
>spray the lawn, takes a bit longer than i expected
>molotov gets lit, just as he's ready to throw an abbo yells at us from the house
>we shit ourselves
> throws it without precision at their car
>hits the back window but doesnt break it, liquid pours out and sets the roof and boot on fire
>suddenly every light in the house turns on like a lighthhouse
>they give chase on foot
> about 7 of them
>2 of us
> left the car down the road running with lights off thank fuck
> just get in and start moving before they get there
>cane it home and leave car in shed

his nonna and none of her friends have any break ins since this night. it was fun, and it worked. would reccomend 8/10
>
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>>700618082
more like shaven chimpanzee
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>>700615921
Actually that depends on the state. Castle Doctrine and stand your ground laws allow for self defense here in the US
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>>700610060
Ausfag here, you can get yourself a firearms license and have guns, they just need to be properly kept in safe etc etc lefty commie bullshit
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Just murder them.
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>>700618972
They have a alot of protections from government, like they can say they're sorry and get off the hook. Or if one's assaulting you and you kill it, you'll be charged with manslaughter or murder I don't remember which.
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>>700619010
If they recognise your faces/rego you're fucked.
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>>700616500
>>700615907


And this is a full blooded African American.
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>>700617942
why do crocs do a death roll when they have an abo in their mouth?
because after 40,000 years of eating them, they've learned to wash them first
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>>700613659

Aussie here. I own 2 firearms.

Just cannot use them in self defense.
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I have a katana , boongs at scared of me
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>>700619460
kek
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>>700613006
Where abouts in Vic
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>>700619293
So they're treated like an endangered species?
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>>700612833
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>>700619819
I think it's more a case of the government recognising that they are subhuman and pandering to them in the way that one would to a small child, in order to keep them passive.
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>>700619819
From what it looks like, yes.
Even though I'm pretty sure they make up 2% of the population, and most likely many more undocumented.
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>>700615260
What the fuck is a shrimp
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>>700619474
I go man
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>>700620169
It's what Americans think Australians call a prawn.
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Be me in latin América , abos Almost non existant , live happy
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>>700612833
oh look they took a notebook
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>>700620169
it's a short beta fag
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I'm part abo. On abstudy as we speak. Gimmie back muh land ya white gubbas
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>>700614885
They're legal here. Low quality bants
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where did abo trap guy go?
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Put poisonous stuff around mixed with normal food
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>>700620995
this, what a tease
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what to you think of working holiday visa tourists/employees and whats the best way to score the most cash out of it?
id appreciate

inb4 im not a drunken teen
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https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/regional/north-west/a/31276793/light-shone-on-life-on-south-hedland-streets-after-dark/#page1

Here's the problem people... and for people not in Oz... you simply don't know...
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>>700621375
if you have a thick accent then bartender.

we dont tip here btw.
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>>700618537
LOL, shes holding dinner. thats sexeh.
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>>700621557
i heard mangos would give you AUD450 a day, why dont you do this job?
i have 1 german passport btw
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>>700609808
I have never known any of them to cease their anti-social ways without intervention by the prisons
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>>700615727
Sniper is New Zealander born in Australia

He'd be punching Maoris not Abos
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>>700621870
there's a sap that drips from mango trees, it causes burns.

look up "Mango Rash"
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>>700622164
2 different names 1 central characteristic
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Tell dyl to get a fucking dog.. i want a dog..
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>>700613590
Yes, it does.
>>700615610
That thumbnail tells me everything i need to know.
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>>700622301
wut?

completely different shit mate

Maoris are Polynesians that settled on NZ and literally ate all of the existing tribes

Abbos came from India, and dont do fuck all.

Pretty sure 1x Maori could rape and kill 50 abbos before getting tired.
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>>700614024
Don't Sleep on the Road
https://youtu.be/qClBRaretEk
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>>700622652
Still a black person who's command of the English is substandard.
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>>700622762
"The road is for cars, not for sleeping"

This add was made for retarded children right?
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New Queen of this thread
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>>700623162
He did not pay for his Banana i should have typed in there.
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>>700622958
No, it wasn't, they are all like this
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>>700620265
in america a prawn is a large shrimp
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>>700623386
OK, I understand the road is flat, and cleared of pointy shit, thats prob super uncomfortable to sleep on

maybe tarmac roads warm up in the sun and feel good at night

but WTF is this cunt doing?
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don't leave anything in the car or anything on the porch or yard that they can see and close the blinds or curtains

i mean like no cans bikes, ashtrays with cig butts

nothing just a yard they will move on.
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>>700616860
When i se an Abo approaching i quickly ask them if they "gotta' smoke?" or "gotta' dolla' for tha' bus?". It confuses the fuck out of them because thats what they were going to ask. Then they leave you alone.
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>>700623564
passed out from gas huffing and drinking gas what did you think he was doing? lol
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>>700623624
You are nothing more than racist to them. Here, give them this banana to compensate them for your racist act(s)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDocGfvYmBM
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>>700623613
Nice logic.

Come to think of it, better if you just don't have a house, or any posessions at all, then they can't steal anything of yours.
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>>700609808
Don't leave stuff on your front porch.
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>>700623829
why are they so fucked up then ? lol
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>>700623613
>don't leave anything in the car
>that they can see
Won't matter, their though process is one step at a time, hence, smash window, check for valuables. Not the other way around.
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>>700624155
I have no idea and check your dubs
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>>700622958
Nope. Its for adults.
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I WANT >>>/pol/ TO LEEEAVE!!
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>>700615503
>no pics
that's what i thought
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>Ausfag
>No friends
>Delivery man is an abo
>He talks to me all the time
>Idiot abo's critisize him for talking to me
>Still enjoy his company
>No more than 5 weeks ago I get a new delivery man
>Asshole, doesn't even smile when he drops off packages
>My old abo friend is nowhere to be found
>Every time I get a package I am hoping its him
>I start getting depressed, he was my only real friend
>Sometimes I'll even go to the post office hoping to see him
>Jackass new post guy leaves a not on my package
>"Oi mate, I know u miss your old postal guy, he aint comin back though"
>Heartbroken
>No point in living anymore
>Cats are now my only friends
>Everyday I cry missing my abo postal man
>No more than a week ago I see him on crutches
>Ask him what happened

he said to me "read the first letters..."
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>>700619162
Yep, in florida if you are in reasonable fear of your life or wellbeing you can use deadly force. Thats how zimmerman got off with shooting trayvon, stand your ground laws.
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>>700624054
im about to piss my pants laughing ahah racist as fuck but funny and its based in truth somewhat.
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>>700624388
oh those are some sick dubs fuck yeah
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>>700625330
and his name is joohcena? john cena?? johnas cena??
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>>700612413
Underrated post
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>>700624827
Ayy lamo
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>Be teenage/early 20s me
>Be kind of involved in the alternative/punk music scene
>See this massive abo singer of a punk band around a few times
>His band is OK but he things he's the most important person in the goddamn national music community
>*Always* gets too drunk at pubs, smashes schooner glasses, swings punches, breaks PA systems etc
>"Just bein fuckin punk rock bro!"
>Inevitably gets banned from venue after venue, pub after pub
>"These fuckin racists bro. White fucking nationalists"
>I told him one afternoon at the local that maybe he shouldn't get heaps rowdy and start smashing shit
>"Don't be a fucking racist you cunt"

These goddamn people
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>>700625406
we know, we heard and what a fucked up society you live in now get off my fucking lawn b4 I claim you threatened me with deadly words
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>>700625522
i am ending ur dub train
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>>700609808
Mix bleach and ammonia into a huge container and place it under the porch. The gas from it should be enough to stop them from stealing shit.
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>>700609808
Don't leave shit on your front porch. Problem solved.
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>>700626265
One should be able to leave it there without it being stolen.
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>>700619169
Don't forget that if you actually use it you get charged with murder.
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>>700609808
get yourself a veranda, coons hate veranda's
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Kind of screwed in Australia.
Half the whites are bogan fuckheads who put RM Williams stickers and truck mudflaps in the middle of the car, also BnS's.

Then you have all the filthy abos that should of been exterminated when we invaded.
Now they're handed everything on a plate but apparently it's too difficult to get a job.
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>>700614472
> enjoy your crime
USA has higher crime rates than AUS you cuck
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>>700618364

16 years of life and you've done nothing but eat yer ma's shopping, pull the balls off yourself and shitpost

Great job
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>>700620396
lol'd
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>>700626127
and then get charged with manslaughter when they huff it on your property and fall over and crack their skulls on your driveway, yeah sounds like a great idea cunt
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>>700614094
what do you mean, "tend to"?
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>>700625973
>abos
>people

Pick one
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>>700619474
>cant use in self defense
this is why you guys have abo-niggers
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>>700615171
your mate's a fucking pig.
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>>700627235
You're expected to know how to punch like a man in Australia.

if you can't defend yourself barehanded, you're a woman. deal with it.
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>>700627235
u do realize u can't use firearms in self defense in like 80% of civilized countries outside of an actual life threatening situation
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>>700615104
>>700615190
lol no. There are no attractive ones. Only some you would fuck, but not tell your mates about.
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>>700615260
yer a fucken shrimp ya little seppo poofter.
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>>700615353
yer a shit cunt ya fucking dog cunt.
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>>700615907
>Samantha Harris
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>>700618186
>colonated
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>>700615104
Jessica Mauboy is pretty hot.
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>>700615610
full blood who is whiter than fucking white. Nigga, you just went full retard.
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>>700615727
an abo*
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>>700615856
DONT SLEEP ON THE ROAD
I loved that add
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>>700615907
yeah, typically white looking abos are full bloods.
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>>700618364
nice shitpost faggot, we pasted down knowledge from the land back 60,000 years ago. Maybe if you do some research instead of being a stupid white cunt maybe you'd realise we are not that bad. Or maybe you are to much of an entitled cunt to maybe get some knowledge in you.
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>>700616500
no it's not.
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>>700626820
Also has more niggers
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>>700616860
kek
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>>700617310
I object to the use of the word "people" when describing them.
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>>700628434
Kek, you think abos had "knowledge" to pass down in the first place
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>>700609808
Be me
>Going to Blue Mountains for dirty weekend with lawyer GF
>Before that we gotta stop in Windsor as she has to do some talk to lawyer losers about their jobs (whatever, but they put her up in luxury hotel so sounds good)
>Have no clue about Windsor but the place they put us up in is heaps fancy
>Stupidly assume the town itself must be alright
>Didnt feel like dining at hotel restaurant so go to local pub
>First clue it was a bit of a dodgy joint, after I mention its quiet the ocker sheila behind the bar perks up and says it was busier earlier in the afternoon when the stripper was in for all the boys after their shifts (tradies)
>tradies all gone its 8pm on Friday, only people in the joint are this abo and a heaps derelict white guy hanging with him, and two teenage girls who are mysteriously talking to them
>GF and I go to play pool
>Abo talks up and tries to say 'oh we were already playing that' - when they clearly werent, just trying to get a free game as we had already put the money in
>Didnt feel like fighting was like 'yeah whatever sorry mate'
>His faggot crime-addicted white 'friend' has this derisive little convict-like leer on his face
>Later on they 'kindly' offer to let us finish one of their games. I am in no mood, and about to leave "dont worry about it, we were just messing around"
>Abo says to my face "yeah id like to mess around" clearly referring to my white lawyer gf
>*resist the urge to crack him in the skull with an 8ball*
>as we're walking out his white faggot friend says "you belong on the golf club, not around the pool table anyway"
>absolutely fuming but didnt want to fight 2 guys at once and risk a big scene, walk out muttering

Funny thing is we were staying on the golf course. I grew up poor but the thing is i chose not to hang around abos smoking ciggie butts from off the street and hassling everyday folk. Guess that makes me uncool. I try not to be racist but the abo guy just confirmed all the stereotypes
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>>700618414
thats a male of their species.
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>>700609808
Put a nazi flag on your porch, security cameras and a hang several knives from the inside of your window. Make sure they are visible. Also always keep the porch light on when you are awake.
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>>700629016
You clearly know nothing about history, go educate yourself.
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>>700616860
Not fuckin wrong
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>>700618416
Call me stupid but whats an abos?
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>>700629031
this is essentially what u wrote
>i am a beta cuckhold
>fuck me in the ass abo man
>i am a true cuckhold
>please fuck my girlfriend
>please destroy her cunt
>please fuck her in the ass and let me watch
>i am a cuckhold
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>>700629527
Think about the big ole' dream snake aye cunt. YEAH M8
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>>700630003
i dont think its 'cuck' to decline a fight against 2 grown men in a rough town youre not familiar with
but i suppose youre big and tough behind your keyboard
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>>700619302
How are they going to prove it?
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>>700612833
coon detected
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>>700630175
this cunts fucking cooked
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>>700625973
stop trying to help them. they dont want help. They want to continue to be victims.
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>>700628192
yeah nah
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>be me
>have ancient liniage in my continent
>eurofags invade town
>now they are called australiens
>ausfags are mad because we have different views and culture
>we where here before u anyways
>go find ur own land
>fuck off

if anything the aus government should be giving us more shit, for invading our lands and shit u know mate?
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>>700629031
god you're a faggot
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>>700630926
agreed fellow coon
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>>700631148
what should i have done?
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>>700630926
Youve been huffing too much gas

Homo habilis like you shouldve been euthanised 100 years ago
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>>700624827
Calm down there Jamal.
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Move to America. Abos will never steal your shit again. Guaranteed.
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>>700628305
And the bullfrogs figured out not to loiter on the roads without any PSAs.
Abbos are literally dumber than amphibians.
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>>700627406
That pretty gay. Humans are awesome because we can make and use tools, and you throw that away to be a faggot instead. Noice1m8.
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>>700616412
I've worked closely in healthcare with these folk.
The white man has caused the majority of issues with aborigines.
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>>700631852
Yeah, cuz abbos cant be trusted near anything more advanced than a stone spear
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>>700609808
genocide
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>>700615119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU&feature=player_embedded#t=78.578219
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>>700631852
What, blunt force trauma? You sure they aren't doing it to one another over particularly juicy cigarette butts?
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>>700613590
It counts as terrible judgment and shit taste.
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>>700615610
i wonder how she looks with out make up then if it can act like a human id fuck it.
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>>700613348
fucking faggot
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>>700615921
jail or gett beaten to death.
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>>700624827
fun story , this is people opinion when they are able to speak freely.
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>>700629031

>cont..
>walk out muttering I wish I wasn't a beta fag or I would've really shown them. cucck adoodle doo
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>>700624827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkbjooAJe_E
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>>700615610
>>700615104
It breeds out quickly, I should know I'm 1/8th abo 1/8th Maori, but I'm white.

Australia had a whole campaign about it, "You've got to breed the black out."
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>>700633563
not really beta when i went back to hotel and fucked my hot blonde gf who earns heaps of cash (way more than me; so im not a 'beta provider' am i?)
whatever bunch of dumbasses gonna call 'cuck' and 'beta' any chance they get when theyre probably virgin neckbeards with a fedora fetish
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>>700631766
Probably every other racial identity on earth will, but not them.
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>>700613659
Aussie here. Own 5 firearms.
3 Rifles,1 shotgun and 1 hand gun. All legal.
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>>700634305
bet the shottie's not a benelli
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Those fucking shit skins are ruining Australia.

The country is in massive debt because of the countless numbers of aboriginal community's riddled throughout Western Australia and the Northern Territory who spend their entire dole checks on piss at the bottleo fucking 500m down the road. Police spend all week chasing these boongs around town till the piss runs out. Then they fuck off back into the Kimberly not to be seen until the next fucking dole payment.

Shame Hitler wasn't an australian.
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Half cast and sexy should never be ever seen together.
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>>700614722
why couldnt you people have wiped them out when you landed here? I know you tried but not enough
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>>700627424
because the EU and Asia are full of cucks who dont realize that guns dont kill. hell, if i had a gun in the UK now i could easily kill 50+ people (maybe more) because even the fucking police arent armed
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>>700609808
Build a rabbit proof fence.
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>>700628192
Shes half coon and half indo or some shit. Fucking disgusting.
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>>700613659
Are you fucking dumb?
>Le murica only contry wit the gunz
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>>700634145
yeah you're obviously an insecure beta fag which is why your post is full of fail. You sound more like a wannabe than a success
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>>700609808
Getting a gun, oh wait you're in Australia.
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>>700632902
Makes me fucking sick.
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>>700609808
move off their lands
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>>700617991
dogs do that because it tastes sweet. cats cant taste sweet. Not saying they dont JS
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>>700634369
No it's not. It's a Remington 870 express
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>>700634721
im not really a success i dunno i wouldnt say i won life, i am who i am
i just told a true story, whatever. sorry im not arnold schwarzenegger and didnt want to fight 2 men at once in a strange town.
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>>700616860
so true it hurts.
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>>700618186
Niggers are way worse abs and got shot on them
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>>700635486

Fuck off you're not welcome here. Faggot
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>>700635774
ill stick around anyway cheers
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>>700625330
do you have fucking cancer?
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>>700612833
look here im a fag
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>>700634425
-claims that guns don't kill
-talks about how many people they could kill with a gun to prove point
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Taking the kids to the pool
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>>700637818
one cinder block on the lid and Bob's your uncle
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>>700615907
Her mother is an Indigenous Australian and her father is of German-English descent.
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>>700634890
at least he didnt rape her or touch the kid, i guess...
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>>700609808
Large dog
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>>700630003
Did your brain shut down from having to read more than one sentence?
>cuck cucke meh cuck hu cuck me cuckeme
Fucking mongoloid.
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>>700619914
Kekd hard.
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>>700641796
top zozzler
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>>700631620
Judging by your grammar, I'd say you were the one huffing gas
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>>700619914
Congrats to the German team on their gold medal
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>>700625330
Nicely played, will pay that
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>>700619169
>leftie commie bullshit

Lol yeah ok mate if you don't like shit like that why don't you go live in a mexican ghetto or some shit? It's dog eat dog capitalism out there nigga, everyone has a gun and no rules. You'll love it you fucking downie cunt. Do kids these days even think before they type words that they heard on the idiot box?
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>>700625330
not really sure what to make of this.
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Put up a sign that says free and the coons think it's worthless.
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>>700621870
More like 450 a week and even then you'll probably be ripped off
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>>700625330
You piece of shit. That was nicely done
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>>700610554
>boongs
>houso

What?
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I've got plenty abo stories to tell, most take place in a low socio-economic area in a chemist I worked @ for a few years..

>be 15 starting my official first job
>hit it off really well with the staff, especially this sudanese-refugee security guard.
>he served in the Sudanese civil war as a child soldier, not sure of which side
>he's an absolute savage but the nicest, somehow most racist person you'll ever meet
>absolutely despises aboriginals

>early one morning he calls me over to watch the monitors in his African accent
>it's two obese abo's fucking outside of our back door on CCTV
>absolutely ravaging her in doggie, even get to see the money shot.
>as I'm walking off in disgust he remarks
>...'fucking niggers'.
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Not an aussiefag, never been to Australia but yet I really hate abos now
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Just get a pack of ciggies piss on the cunts and dry them out.
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>>700616516
A national culture of totem animals prevents incest. Not saying it happens but I know from listening to an aboriginal that their are old systems in place to prevent it with their spirituality.
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>>700609808
stop voting conservativefags and decrease the wealth gap is always a good way to decrease crime
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