What's the best way to stop abos from stealing shit off your front porch?
britfag here, i find this thread highly amusing
>Le Gunless Aussie meme.
back to the Ar-15 thread, faggits. You already know we can own hunting rifles and shotguns, and we're not interested in assault rifles because we already have self confidence.
I've never been to australia
Do attractive members of this species exist? Or even non-ugly ones?
My mate had to do his first 2 years as a cop stationed in Alice Springs, one night had to go to a callout, probably 60 abos at this persons house, went in to see what was going on. got lifted in the air and crowd surfed until they were thrown out the front door, then the abos that were outside threw rocks at the cop car and at them until they drove off
Stop living in a cucked country and get a gun to defend your property and family. Seriously, when the government isn't taking your rights its ass raping the Great Barrier Reef into oblivion and all you do is throw another shrimp on the barbie. Stop being a bunch of cunts 'Straya.
and that is a serious problem in the NT and out back WA the coons seriously do go to sleep on the road then get run over. then the families have the audacity to blame the poor driver normally a truck driver that ran them over. fuck the coons.
The funny thing about this thread is every white cunt Aussie posting in here about "Abo's" has never even met or interacted with one and they definately wouldn't have the guts to say JACK SHIT exaceot "yes sir, No sir" if they did. I guess skinny nerd shit cunts pretending to be tough whilst anon is standard though.
>I was referring to pure abos.
no, of course not.
Aboriginals had a very limited gene pool to start with, probably a few thousand migrating Indians. 40-60k years of inbreeding later and you have Australian Aboriginals.
Tiwi islanders are almost passable, but they've mixed with indos/asains over time (you occasionally see some that look like Polynesians)
do you know where they love op?
lep me share a little story
>be me, never really liked abos, but tollerate them
>housemate moves into my house
>his nonna treats me like a son, they are amazing
>telling me about how one day these abbos robbed their house
>fearless italian woman attacks abo with broom
>he takes it off her and belts her with it
>she has a big bruise on her arm
>we are infuriated
>sus the neibouhood out
>find out where they live/squat
>get drunk that night with housemate
> decide to fuck shit up
>its wednesday, bin night
>spray a white swastika and their rubbish bin and one in the middle of their driveway
will continue shortly
I'm from SA, and we don't fear boongs here, theres simply not enough around to mob up.
kaura people are all but gone, the Adnamatana people stay up in the bush where they belong and nurunderi are down at goolwa where nobody gos anyway (except bogans who need a cheap caravan spot)
If you tell a boog to fuck off on king william street they do. its fucking great.
There's this one abo who frequents my town and the surrounding ones. He's about 60 years old and wears his trackies up to his armpits.
>Friend goes to Aussie disposals, somehow gets a copy of their CCTV footage and shows me
>See an old lady reaching into handbag on main street
>Abo comes up behind her and Sparta kicks her in the back
>She face-plants and he legs it in the opposite direction
>Nobody gets him because my town's population is cucked
>Old lady thanks the locals for their assistance and reassures them "he does it all the time, I'm used to it"
>He never got charged
>Same abo comes into my work
>Always wants free shit and my coworkers give it to him out of intimidation
>One day a cashier rejects his demand
>He throws a swing at her face and legs it
>My mum runs into the same abo at the train station
>He's got a gardening fork and is threatening to stab a pregnant woman
>Someone steps in (about fucking time) and calls the police
>20 minute response time
This is why I'm racist.
>kaura people are all but gone, the Adnamatana people stay up in the bush where they belong and nurunderi are down at goolwa where nobody gos anyway (except bogans who need a cheap caravan spot)
I-is this English..?
Can't you just put some antifreeze out on the porch? That's what I do to keep the cat population down.
Is it a real trap, or a real woman. you decide.
They used to live in the outback hunting, before whites showed up and colonated. Abos noticed they could get free shit from intelligent whites, started getting free shit from welfare and stealing without being prosecuted.
>hur durr but they invented teh stcik
Fucking africans atleast have dirt huts and spears, Abo's are fucking retarded, closest thing you can get to a neanderthal.
>fast forward a month
>there has been no break ins from the coons since
>kicking the footy at an oval near their hood
>get a funny feeling and look up at the carpark
>see 4 abos looking in peoples windows, in plain daylight
>yell at them, one of them pulls the finger at me
>as soon as i move toward the carpark they all leg it
> get angry again and go buy some alcohol to fuel my anger
>tell housemate the story, he's keen
> turn up there again, i have a spray bottle of roundup for a swastika in their front lawn, housemate has a molotov cocktail.
>spray the lawn, takes a bit longer than i expected
>molotov gets lit, just as he's ready to throw an abbo yells at us from the house
>we shit ourselves
> throws it without precision at their car
>hits the back window but doesnt break it, liquid pours out and sets the roof and boot on fire
>suddenly every light in the house turns on like a lighthhouse
>they give chase on foot
> about 7 of them
>2 of us
> left the car down the road running with lights off thank fuck
> just get in and start moving before they get there
>cane it home and leave car in shed
his nonna and none of her friends have any break ins since this night. it was fun, and it worked. would reccomend 8/10
They have a alot of protections from government, like they can say they're sorry and get off the hook. Or if one's assaulting you and you kill it, you'll be charged with manslaughter or murder I don't remember which.
And this is a full blooded African American.
Here's the problem people... and for people not in Oz... you simply don't know...
completely different shit mate
Maoris are Polynesians that settled on NZ and literally ate all of the existing tribes
Abbos came from India, and dont do fuck all.
Pretty sure 1x Maori could rape and kill 50 abbos before getting tired.
No, it wasn't, they are all like this
OK, I understand the road is flat, and cleared of pointy shit, thats prob super uncomfortable to sleep on
maybe tarmac roads warm up in the sun and feel good at night
but WTF is this cunt doing?
don't leave anything in the car or anything on the porch or yard that they can see and close the blinds or curtains
i mean like no cans bikes, ashtrays with cig butts
nothing just a yard they will move on.
When i se an Abo approaching i quickly ask them if they "gotta' smoke?" or "gotta' dolla' for tha' bus?". It confuses the fuck out of them because thats what they were going to ask. Then they leave you alone.
You are nothing more than racist to them. Here, give them this banana to compensate them for your racist act(s)
>don't leave anything in the car
>that they can see
Won't matter, their though process is one step at a time, hence, smash window, check for valuables. Not the other way around.
>Delivery man is an abo
>He talks to me all the time
>Idiot abo's critisize him for talking to me
>Still enjoy his company
>No more than 5 weeks ago I get a new delivery man
>Asshole, doesn't even smile when he drops off packages
>My old abo friend is nowhere to be found
>Every time I get a package I am hoping its him
>I start getting depressed, he was my only real friend
>Sometimes I'll even go to the post office hoping to see him
>Jackass new post guy leaves a not on my package
>"Oi mate, I know u miss your old postal guy, he aint comin back though"
>No point in living anymore
>Cats are now my only friends
>Everyday I cry missing my abo postal man
>No more than a week ago I see him on crutches
>Ask him what happened
he said to me "read the first letters..."
>Be teenage/early 20s me
>Be kind of involved in the alternative/punk music scene
>See this massive abo singer of a punk band around a few times
>His band is OK but he things he's the most important person in the goddamn national music community
>*Always* gets too drunk at pubs, smashes schooner glasses, swings punches, breaks PA systems etc
>"Just bein fuckin punk rock bro!"
>Inevitably gets banned from venue after venue, pub after pub
>"These fuckin racists bro. White fucking nationalists"
>I told him one afternoon at the local that maybe he shouldn't get heaps rowdy and start smashing shit
>"Don't be a fucking racist you cunt"
These goddamn people
Kind of screwed in Australia.
Half the whites are bogan fuckheads who put RM Williams stickers and truck mudflaps in the middle of the car, also BnS's.
Then you have all the filthy abos that should of been exterminated when we invaded.
Now they're handed everything on a plate but apparently it's too difficult to get a job.
Jessica Mauboy is pretty hot.
nice shitpost faggot, we pasted down knowledge from the land back 60,000 years ago. Maybe if you do some research instead of being a stupid white cunt maybe you'd realise we are not that bad. Or maybe you are to much of an entitled cunt to maybe get some knowledge in you.
>Going to Blue Mountains for dirty weekend with lawyer GF
>Before that we gotta stop in Windsor as she has to do some talk to lawyer losers about their jobs (whatever, but they put her up in luxury hotel so sounds good)
>Have no clue about Windsor but the place they put us up in is heaps fancy
>Stupidly assume the town itself must be alright
>Didnt feel like dining at hotel restaurant so go to local pub
>First clue it was a bit of a dodgy joint, after I mention its quiet the ocker sheila behind the bar perks up and says it was busier earlier in the afternoon when the stripper was in for all the boys after their shifts (tradies)
>tradies all gone its 8pm on Friday, only people in the joint are this abo and a heaps derelict white guy hanging with him, and two teenage girls who are mysteriously talking to them
>GF and I go to play pool
>Abo talks up and tries to say 'oh we were already playing that' - when they clearly werent, just trying to get a free game as we had already put the money in
>Didnt feel like fighting was like 'yeah whatever sorry mate'
>His faggot crime-addicted white 'friend' has this derisive little convict-like leer on his face
>Later on they 'kindly' offer to let us finish one of their games. I am in no mood, and about to leave "dont worry about it, we were just messing around"
>Abo says to my face "yeah id like to mess around" clearly referring to my white lawyer gf
>*resist the urge to crack him in the skull with an 8ball*
>as we're walking out his white faggot friend says "you belong on the golf club, not around the pool table anyway"
>absolutely fuming but didnt want to fight 2 guys at once and risk a big scene, walk out muttering
Funny thing is we were staying on the golf course. I grew up poor but the thing is i chose not to hang around abos smoking ciggie butts from off the street and hassling everyday folk. Guess that makes me uncool. I try not to be racist but the abo guy just confirmed all the stereotypes
Put a nazi flag on your porch, security cameras and a hang several knives from the inside of your window. Make sure they are visible. Also always keep the porch light on when you are awake.
this is essentially what u wrote
>i am a beta cuckhold
>fuck me in the ass abo man
>i am a true cuckhold
>please fuck my girlfriend
>please destroy her cunt
>please fuck her in the ass and let me watch
>i am a cuckhold
>have ancient liniage in my continent
>eurofags invade town
>now they are called australiens
>ausfags are mad because we have different views and culture
>we where here before u anyways
>go find ur own land
if anything the aus government should be giving us more shit, for invading our lands and shit u know mate?
i wonder how she looks with out make up then if it can act like a human id fuck it.
fun story , this is people opinion when they are able to speak freely.
It breeds out quickly, I should know I'm 1/8th abo 1/8th Maori, but I'm white.
Australia had a whole campaign about it, "You've got to breed the black out."
not really beta when i went back to hotel and fucked my hot blonde gf who earns heaps of cash (way more than me; so im not a 'beta provider' am i?)
whatever bunch of dumbasses gonna call 'cuck' and 'beta' any chance they get when theyre probably virgin neckbeards with a fedora fetish
Those fucking shit skins are ruining Australia.
The country is in massive debt because of the countless numbers of aboriginal community's riddled throughout Western Australia and the Northern Territory who spend their entire dole checks on piss at the bottleo fucking 500m down the road. Police spend all week chasing these boongs around town till the piss runs out. Then they fuck off back into the Kimberly not to be seen until the next fucking dole payment.
Shame Hitler wasn't an australian.
because the EU and Asia are full of cucks who dont realize that guns dont kill. hell, if i had a gun in the UK now i could easily kill 50+ people (maybe more) because even the fucking police arent armed
im not really a success i dunno i wouldnt say i won life, i am who i am
i just told a true story, whatever. sorry im not arnold schwarzenegger and didnt want to fight 2 men at once in a strange town.
Niggers are way worse abs and got shot on them
Congrats to the German team on their gold medal
>leftie commie bullshit
Lol yeah ok mate if you don't like shit like that why don't you go live in a mexican ghetto or some shit? It's dog eat dog capitalism out there nigga, everyone has a gun and no rules. You'll love it you fucking downie cunt. Do kids these days even think before they type words that they heard on the idiot box?
I've got plenty abo stories to tell, most take place in a low socio-economic area in a chemist I worked @ for a few years..
>be 15 starting my official first job
>hit it off really well with the staff, especially this sudanese-refugee security guard.
>he served in the Sudanese civil war as a child soldier, not sure of which side
>he's an absolute savage but the nicest, somehow most racist person you'll ever meet
>absolutely despises aboriginals
>early one morning he calls me over to watch the monitors in his African accent
>it's two obese abo's fucking outside of our back door on CCTV
>absolutely ravaging her in doggie, even get to see the money shot.
>as I'm walking off in disgust he remarks
A national culture of totem animals prevents incest. Not saying it happens but I know from listening to an aboriginal that their are old systems in place to prevent it with their spirituality.