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>bired
>made fake account on dating site
>am qt 3.14
>amazed at the desperate shit guys say

Dubs decides what I say. Nothing stupid like "I'm going to kill you and rape your cat" Be creative
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I dont like ugly fagots
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>>700606288
Check em
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I'm Going to rape you with your cat after I kill it with rape
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>>700606146
dick size please?
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you're a dime, one of a kind, tight lil waste and a round beeee-hind
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>>700606288
Waiting for reply
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>>700606533
Check em again
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OP here
I matched with a girl. We can work our way to getting nudes or be retards.
Dubs decides. Reply to this post to make things easier
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Oooh it's so nice to meet you! We can adopt many children together! I'm already planning our wedding, teehee!
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>>700606925
Watch it be another /b/ro
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>>700606925
I dont like ugly fagots
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>>700606925
Would you like my mother's maiden name too you fucking robot?
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Are you into Anal?
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>>700606609
This guy went offline. New thirsty fagit on the line. Roll and reply to this post
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>>700607187
reroll
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>>700607192
Something nice
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>>700607163
Kek. Roll.
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>>700606609
This guy is back. Reply with roll
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>>700607192
Shouldnt you be on Grinder ?
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>>700607192
You ok with getting fucked by a strapon, tazed, and beaten? Some bdsm too.
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>>700606146
"Do you have a dog? Because I have a small pussy.

"I kept him in the freezer while I was in prison."
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>>700607192
God, I wanna suck your balls through your dick like a straw. What's your info?
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>>700607163
THis
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>>700607589
So close. Re-roll.
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>>700606146
ask him if he is a tranny
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>>700606609
He's back
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>>700606925
Are you into anal? ;)
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>>700607192
You ok with my boyfriend watching?
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>>700607712
You're a prime example.
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>>700607192
Did you just assume my Gend-Flower?
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>>700607666
666 GET
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>>700607945
reroll
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>>70060>>700607712
deliver please i rolled fuckin triples
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>>700607945
rr
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Going to honor Satan trips for this>>700607712
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>>700607666
winner
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>>700607967
reroll
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>>700608166
satan stop you already winrared it
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>>700607776
reroll
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sheit son, what app is that? lemme get in on this
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>>700608113
Just asking... I'm a bit "different" myself.
In other words, I wasn't always the way I am.
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>>700608366
winrar?
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A faggot is someone who deepthroats a cock
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>>700607712
You, you ugly looking homosexual
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I want to see your massive cock, I'll trade pics if you want. ;)
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>>700608323
i am satan i will devour your cock
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>>700608811
"HELL" YEAH
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>>700608953
open wide bitch
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>>700608811
Grubba dub dub
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>>700608811
CHECK EM
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>>700608519
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>>700609122
she smaht
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>>700609122
Damn robots.
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>>700609122
Do it saying "I wanna lick your asshole"
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>>700609255
AYYYYYYYYYY
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Others aren't responding.
>Tyrone just messaged me
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>>700609255
>>700609355
Ayyy
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>>700609355
Check'd
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>>700609414
fuck off nigger
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>>700609414
sup nigga
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>>700609355
Dubs replying to dubs replying to dubs
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>>700609515
roll
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what's the dating site?
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>>700609414
Let me see that big ole black dick of yours
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>>700609414
niggers tounged my anus?
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Have you ever had that urge to have sex with animals too?
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>>700609414
So.. is Tyrone short for Tyroneosaurus?
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>>700609651
Roll
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>>700609414
#cutforblacklives
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>>700609414
I love bbc
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>>700609645
roll
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I want you inside me when can do it doggystyle so we can both watch x-files
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>>700609650
roling
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>>700609779
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>>700609651
Roll>>700609705
Reroll
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I was born in the south and over there we learned to stay away from ya niggers
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>>700609740
Roll, but follow up with a british joke
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>>700609414
Lemme see that big ol dick you got
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>>700609868
Rerrollingg
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>>700609651
Roll
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>>700609937
.
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>>700609942
Dubs get
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>>700609883
roll
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>>700610033
winrar
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>>700609868
roll
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I want your throbbing meat cylinder inside of me and pushing against my abdomen while I grip the bedsheets with your last load still on my face
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>>700610033
Winner nigger chicken and waffles
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>>700610033
YES!
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>>700608412
>>700609641
Skout


>>700609779
>>700609883
Reply to the pic/convo or your roll won't count
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>>700610089
Roll
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>>700610088
Cheqd
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>>700610167
Daaang.. roll
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OP is kill
Also roll
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>>700610129
Rolling >>700609414
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>>700610444
CHEKUM
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>>700610509
noice son
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>>700609414
Heya fellow negro, I'm a transnigger. Let us enjoy the negro musics and fried fowl together
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>>700610444
TRIPS
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>>700610444
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>>700609355
>>700609255
>>700609122
You Gonna Do It OP?
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>>700610444
TRIPS
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>>700610611
Checked the dubs on trips
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>>700610611
Chequed
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>>700610444
>>>700610611
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>>700610444
Reply to this post it your roll won't count
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>>700610844
FUCKIN DAM
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>>700610844
>>700610444
>>700610611
Checker board
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Someone should screencap all these dubs and trips
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>>700610934
Jk kys u filthy nigger
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>>700610934
I'm real but my fits are fake
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>>700610934
yes I need your nigger dick inside of my orifices
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>>700606146

Tits or gtfo, faggot
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>>700610934
no nigger
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>>700610646
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>>700610934
Fuck me like you fucked your economy
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>>700611122
winflip
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>>700611122
Checkum
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>>700610934
I still have the cum inside me from the last nigger I fucked. What do you think?
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>>700611122
Winrar
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>>700610033
DONT FORGET THIS OP
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>>700610934
Oh, not of you're a negro
#blacklivesdontmatter
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I was only joking calm the fuck down u disgusting example of a human being. Honestly being black must be fucking horrible. I know I'd hate it
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>>700611106
Rolls
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>>700611122
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How big are you?
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>>700611388
Looking forward to how this one turns out
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>>700610934
You think Obama has a big dick?
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>>700611455
DUBS
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>>700611388
Tbh nugget is funnier


Also if dubs

I want to suck you until your balls ache with emptiness and pleasure
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>>700611388
>nugget
lol wtf OP
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>>700611388
He replied...

Is this guy serious?? Dubs decides. Roll away
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>>700611388
*nugget
Sorry, my phone has tourettes
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>>700606925
Bot.
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>>700611555
What a waste
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>>700611388
>nugget cock
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>>700611388
Czechd the nugget cock
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>>700611555
TRIPS
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>>700611555
>>700611455
Not a reply doesn't count
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if by freaky you mean heavy bondage and genital mutilation. yes.
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>>700611630
Send a pic
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>>700611630
give me your nuggets or else it gets the hose again
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>>700611630
Ye but not with yucky black people like you
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>>700611630
I want your dark chocolate delight
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>>700611630
yeah freaky like lubing your dick up with kool aid and shoving it into my gaping beaver
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nugget cock
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>>700611799
Kek wow
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I remember you from yesterday's catfish thread! I fucking called it, hot catfish on catfish action.
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>>700611799
WINRAR
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>>700611799
Kool aid winner
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>>700611798
Roll
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>>700611799
win
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>>700611630
Slam me until all my white guilt has been replaced by your cock
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>>700611630
I love the darkness
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>>700611866
>>700611799
Dub city
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>>700606146

What happened to those timestamped floppy pancakes you keep wrapped up in a granny bra?
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>>700611122
>>700611799
fuck dudes im on fire
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>>700611630
We can fuck to rap music, if you like
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>>700611630
Yes I do. I want you to penetrate me with your fried chicken greased up hands while you drink a grape soda. Afterwords I want you to fill my ass up with the seedseft over from your watermelon while I read through all of your child support bills.
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>>700612071
*nigger music
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NUGGET COCK LOL ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKEN TENDIES
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SLAM YOUR DARK CHOCOLATE DELIGHT INTO TO MY VANILLA SHAKE AND MAKE A SWIRL>>700611630
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>>700611630
Just one question. Do you know who your father is?
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>>700612164
*Nig-nog noise
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>>700612221
Fuck you failure we could have had quads
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>>700611799
Nice
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>>700612244
CHECKEM
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>>700612244
LOL
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>>700612244
Winrar
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>>700611799
How can he be this stupid?


I'm going to send him tits/body. Dubs decides what I say with it. Roll away
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>>700612244
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>>700612414
I want your black cock in all my holes
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>>700612414
>>700612467
THis already bad dubs
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>>700612414
Rape the white privilege right out of me
I need your marginalized oppressed cock
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>>700612414
Am i phat enough?
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>>700612414
Do you mind if my boyfriend watches from the closet?
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>>700612414
see? cant even tell i was a dude 3 months ago
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>>700612414
I'm going to rock your world
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>>700612414
I want you to eat kfc off of me
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>>700612414
Fuck me in the ass for your boy Harambe
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teach me why black lives matter
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>>700611799
WINRAR>>700612414
And boom goes the dynamite
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>>700612600
Dubledubs
WinDOS
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>>700612600
Winrar
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>>700612551
Roll they already had dubs
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>>700612414
Hi, I'm Rick Harrison, and this is MY pawn shop
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>>700612600
winner
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>>700612414
How big are u? do u think I could take it all??
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>>700612600
Fucking checked good one
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Send him this
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>>700612244
This
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Penetrate me harder then the bullet did harambe
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>>700613003
Seriously, kill yourself.
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>>700612883
Rolling but they already gottem
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>>700608113
He's back.
Roll away
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>>700613096
Why that's funny
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>>700613003
harambe, a meme specifically created for adolescents and AUTISTS. srsly it was funny for one week. one fucking week. let die, its ok bby..let it go.
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>>700613167
Can I lick peanut butter off you balls I like it with extra nut
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>>700613167

Oh shit he actually is. Where the fuck is his dick?

Tell him you wanna suck his nipples till they bleed.
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>>700612414
You called him a nigger. That excited him.
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>>700613167
1
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>>700612600
Roll away
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>>700613213
That' stupid as fuck and cancerous. Be more original.
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>>700613167
You into getting pegged big guy?
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>>700613167
actually im Lithuanian.
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>>700613308
Roll
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>>700607458
roll for this
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>>700613167
Learn English or get over Trumps wall pendejo
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>>700613333

Hey I want that pic too.
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>>700613333
Nice quads
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>>700613167
We will talk more after you show me a picture of your penis
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i stay in my grandmas house. she's getting pretty open to porch monkeys coming into the house
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>>700613333
in ur bum m8
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>>700613333
in your pants with your big chocolate muffin
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>>700613506
Roll
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>>700613333
I won't scream if you chimp out on me
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>>700613333
Give him an adress of a pizza place
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>>700613333
my boyfriend doesn't let me fuck anyone else unless hes with me
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>>700613333
Quads checked
What if he licks your dark chocolate pucker fish
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I want your dark chocolate delight in my vanilla shake
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>>700613585
Rolling.
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>>700613506
roll
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>>700613666
Winnar
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>>700613666
Satan trips
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>>700613322
Here it is. Faggot

Waiting on reply
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>>700613333
Don't worry my boyfriend is black too
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>>700613610
Rolling for this
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>>700613666

Damn satan, you're on fire today.
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>>700613666
Wasted trips can't folow instructions.
>>700613333
Are you sure? That's a deal breaker for me
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>>700613666
Checked
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>>700613733
Winrar
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soooo i think i should like tell you this... i'm 16, but super mature for my age. that cool?
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>>700613666
YOU NEED TO REPLY TO THE POST FOR YOUR ROLL TO COUNT. Last time I'll honor, they are Satan trips after all.

Will post when he replies
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>>700613733
Amazing
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>>700613908
rolling 4 this
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>>700613167
I like your tats edgy as fuck
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FUCK>>700613914
>>700613914
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>>700613732
Gayest tattoos ive ever seen. And ive seen the old fucker with a bra tattoo.
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>>700613333
Lol I have a dick you stupid nigger fag. Drink bleach retard. No one fucks black people now a days
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>>700613666
>>700613733

I sent both. Waiting on reply
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>>700613994
Lucky op respected Satan trips
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>>700614175
Roll
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>>700614206
Bamp
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>>700613333
soo i'm a little yunger, but i think i'm ready to lose it... if you know what i meeeen
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>>700614175
Lol roll
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>>700614206
Here it is
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>>700614482
Roll
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>>700614560
I was thinking about going to your place
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>>700614560
Give him the police station
Ask him to bring weed
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>>700614560
Give him address of someone you hate
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>>700614693
rolling
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>>700614560
You remind me of Stevie wonder
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>>700614560
I'm currently homeless..
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Rolling
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>>700614175
Rolll
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>>700614751
Roll
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>>700614560
my rate is 50/hour. tht cool?
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My fucking sides. This thread is so good. It's kek city. Also >inb4nuggetcock
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>>700614693
THIS
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What if that nig is trolling us
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Another.
Rol away
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>>700614675
>>700614560
This, plus
"Walking through the hood gets me wet"
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>>700614560
Go to his place
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>>700614175
Rolllllll
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>>700614560
Can we go to your place? My place is filthy because of my boyfriend.
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>>700614675
roll
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>>700614175
Rolllllllllll
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>>700614874
Emoji cause autism just like your tiny cock
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>>700614874
Sorry! I was flicking the bean
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>>700614560
How about I come over to your place?
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>>700614926
This.
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>>700614560
I want you to pump cum in my ass while my boyfriend jerks off to it
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>>700614560
OP about to get lucky with some nigger
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>>700614560
SEND HIM AN ADDRESS OF A PIZZA PLACE IN YOUR TOWN
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>>700606146
I'm going to kill you and rape your cat
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>>700614693
Roll to heaven
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>>700614874
i'm gonna be straight up with you hun, i'm a working girl but i get around fast. i got a opening right now and you're pretty cute. i'll give you a cut rate at 20/hour. how's that sound?
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>>700614874
No i have been fapping to your pic
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>>700610934
>>700614693
rolo
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>>700615097
Reroll
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>>700614874
I'll kik your scrawny ass
You can be my bitch
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>>700614874
What's with all these niggers? Do they just flock to white women because their nigresses are too damn ugly and monkeyish?
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>>700614874
Yeah your boring as fuck. Show me your pens and I'll show you mine.
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>>700606146
Say this:

I'm super horny and I'm curious what kind of girls you like to fuck, you got any nude pics of an ex-girlfriend I can masturbate to?
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>>700615043
rollio
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>>700614693
Roll
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>>700614693
Rollllll
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>>700614560
Go to him instead

Or address of an ex
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>>700615069
>>700614560
Actually send him an address of a motel in your town, say you want to meet him tomorrow at 9 PM and you'll be in room 104.
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>>700615215
Roll
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>>700615078
Hahahah lol XD EBBIN EPIC DUDE
<le me took my fedora to another site, 4chan
<le see EPIC XD(lol) reply
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>>700614874
Just dreaming of your cock reaming my asshole.
>>700614560
I'd rather meet up at yo ghetto ass crib
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>>700615266
WINRAR
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>>700615266
Winrar>>700615300
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>>700615316
Rolo
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>>700614926
Roll
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>>700614874
Are you good on the receiving end of anal?
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>>700614874
"I want to fuck your boipucci, whether you like it or not, you little sissy bitch. You will love mommy's ladydick, one way or another"
>>
Roll
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>>700615300
>>700615266
The dub gods have spoken
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Someone make new thread
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>>700615183
reroll.
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>>700615536
Roll
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>>700615536
Roll
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>>700615043
Reroll
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>>700615576
Nice roll dude
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>>700615266
>>700615300
Sent. Waiting on response
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>>700615454
reroll
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>>700615676
Thanx bra
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>>700615732
Ohhhh shitttt niggga
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Milkdude (kek)
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>>700615576
Fuckin dumbass
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>>700615794
Keep up the good work
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>>700615835
Roll
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