Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Uhhh.... I should show you the pics i took of it.
Oh god, THAT movie. I'd try it. I'd fail, but it'd be hilarious.
These are far older than that, by all means.
>Just got off the phone with Dad
Holy shit, I LITERALLY HAVE THE DEVILS LUCK TO THE MAX!
>Red bikes engine seized, which normally locks up the back wheel and causes crashes
>Made it through that just fine
>Black bikes 3rd connecting rod gave out (bike is notorious for that happening) which normally shoots out of the bike casing, totaling the whole bike, locking up the engine, and crashing riders
>Made it through that just fine
>Broncos rear tire tread blows out, which normally causes loss of control of the vehicle
>This thing can over steer like crazy, so it'd be easy to have that happen
>I managed to make it through that just fine as well
How are you?
You should dude lol
>who said we were fighting for position of who's the smuggest?
>anything is possible.
Sleep will win. It always does....at least for me
I need to find more smug pictures
Yes, one of my paintings. They are all about the same level of pronouncement.
Ive been doing alright, just very very busy these past few days, things will slow down soon enough though, how are you?
Not long at all actually! Yesterday he was at 21 and today he's at 50. They've been doing these instances in the game in preparation for the new expansion that give out THOUSANDS of experience, so I spent maybe a total of an hour and a half to gain 29 levels.
Oh nice. I'm cutting back my hours at work so I only work a few shifts a week. I don't go into work until Thursday.
Different shaping though, angle just throwing me off?
Do your paintings stem from memories as well?
Yes, memories, feelings, memories of feelings. They are of a real place that you can visit and see and immerse yourself in.
They all have slightly different shapes to the brows and noses.
>Google it motherfucker :^)
Yeah, I'm still proud of that!
Ama is always cute
It always is, but yeah fuck it. We enjoy it right? All that matters my man.
Sweet. Yeah it's how I get to sleep usually, no real problems as I feel ok throughout the day.
The way they make him look on the cosmetic scale, and facial scale are very appalling.
Ayy, made the right choice then. Just found them recently, top-notch band. Let's see if we can do that again
I'm telling you Dollface, no need for trying, you're gonna make it big in this town. I see you, I see success. Aside from listening to music till slumber, nah. It's funny, everyone has heard this before, just found them like a few weeks ago.
I'll check to see if I can run those sometime later on, thanks for the recommendation~
Hot damn man, just keeps getting better and better.
Nice thats basically what I did as well, being at school is 10 times better than at work
Pipe it up qt, whats good?
Going to mosey around for a bit
If this was a real girl she would be so fucking ugly lol how low are your standards? She doesn't even have a nose so at least she couldn't smell your unshowered obese self
Oh definitely. School is definitely my priority right now. I'm in my senior year so I want to finish strong lol. How's guitar coming along?
>what does pipe it up mean?
Does certainly spark multiple feelings while looking at it.
The heads would make for good shelf pieces. Wall's been too blank as of lately.
>he never heard the migos song
>he's too busy watching faggy anime
Every girls face when
No problem at all~
Don't hesitate to recommend me some games too!
its all that matters
>still want to die though
How has your night been?
I'm not cute, but it's nice to see you finally admitting you are~
Luckily, on the beast, I just need to take it easy till the parts wear in a bit. But all it needs is a new connecting rod, and maybe a new crankshaft.
>Apparently, the whole clutch basket in that thing is virtually new
>Someone replaced it before I bought it
>Once this rod and crank are replaced, it'll be like a virtually new motor in it
I'm all eyes.
I know right? Nah, just spam eurobeat down the horses ears, it'll do the rest.
>You shouldn't be alive.jpg
It's almost like you're being reasonable.
>I never said fighting!
Eventually it will, but I just want this lil bit more.
Love this song.
I feel this could be a direct quote from something, Dollface fits so well in it. We can rule this city Mak man, or we can fight to the death.
Pretty good plan if you ask me. I've only found them recently too, have you listened to brother by them?
The Xenoblade ost's real good.
Heyo Mizore, how've you been?
Thank you for the welcome, Ruri. Hopefully the morning is treating you well too.
No reply? I see how it is
Oh shit thats fantastic to hear, get the hell out of there and start your life! Its coming okay, I havent played in a day due to work, trying to fit in as much as I can though, its a song kek and I made this for it
Those trips tell me youre the best! <3
what are you up to?
I have a hard time resisting sleep. if I ever get insomnia I think i'd kill myselfw
>wake up next to Waifu
>roll out of bed onto piss bottles and shit jugs
>scream and whine for mommy to bring me chicken nuggets
>a tray with 15 Tyson nuggies and a blue Kool Aid Jammer appear through the doggy door
>release putrid wet feces into my adult diaper and watch anime
>claim my waifu on 4chsn
My day so far, how about my fellow /Waifu/ posters? Also, claimed
A small painting is 500 a larger painting is 1000, the largest sizes are 2000.
Karen? You're back now?
Pretty good myself. Cant wait for fall semester and helped a bro moved into an apartment
Jesus. I remember a kid in freshman year told me that it took him 5 years to be a level 83
>so spaghetti sauce?
LMAO dude saved!
Not a good practice though, fam
We usually are here
Bretty good, moving to another state. How's the sand? Still hot?
>Already did Patrick
I mean, I'm sure with subliminal messaging and training since birth, I could produce the worlds first dedicated drift horse!
>I really shouldn't be, but somehow I am. I'ma chalk it up to my genki nature!
Allahu Snackbar Karen?
Not much, about to prepare to go to work. Off the next few days, gunna try and relax and play some WoW as well as getting the new tire on. You?
I dun fucked up
Those trips means nuffin!
Meh, same thing :^)
Yeah dude, I'm ready to be done with school. It's been a long time coming lol. I figured it was some song reference but didn't know the song. I haven't played my guitar in a few days, been busy with work and I'm too exhausted when I get home.
They keep raising the level cap lol. I had a character boosted to 90, and getting from 90 to 100 was a pain because it was all questing and grinding.
Pretty much this fam
Except I drink mountain dew not Kool Aid, if mommy mixes them up I have a seizure.
Hai hai! I have returned, how did the past month treat you?
Less hot now that I'm back in Lebanon. Finally can post again. Saudi Arabia blocked nsfw boards.
How's the moped holding up? Job? Etc?
>muffled time bomb ticking can be heard in the distance
How you been?
Ayo Yuuki, how you been?
Enjoying WoW? Hyped for Legion?
I wake up next to her every morning before tendie time, who wants to ERP?
Damn everyones going back to school, its gonna feel good to be back. Sounds sick, I was actually suppose to do the same thing yesterday but I had work
They mean EVERYTHING
EXACTLY the same reason I havent either, tomorrow im gonna start up again. Yeah its a stupid song but it gets me pretty hype actually kek
It's still 1:30 AM, but I appreciate the good intentions.
I hope you got some good rest.
Indeed, it has to be one of my favorites.
It's to prevent masturbation.
>They should just cut off everyone's hands tbh.
Never got the moped. I just walk to work. About to leave the job, have to move out of state.
Pretty good! Yeah man! Me and some friends have been leveling some characters and getting them ready for the expansion.
Lol yeah, I don't listen to a lot of hip hop but some of it hypes me up as well: Eminem, DMX, etc.
MUMMY MUMMY GIVE ME CHICKEN TENDIES FOR MY TUMMY
YUMMY YUMMY TENDIE POOPIE COMES OUT MY BUMMIE
I CLAIM MY WAIFU AND MAKE POO POO
Going to bed. ill probably be on tomorrow
Pretty okay. I'll with hand foot mouth disease right now.
>Get off classes for a week because of it
I guess it's not all bad
Hello, and a power outage? Your breakers went off or something?
Apparently so. Heyo Karen.
If I'm focused I can put it off the entire night, but usually I love sleeping.
As it seems.
>No problem, smug offs work better anyway
(Missed this, sorry)
As you should, that's some serious lore dredging.
That she is, nice to see her look a bit different though.
Exactly, take it to the Olympics, sure it'll raise some eyebrows.
>Maybe that's it.
That's good too. Reminds me a little bit of this.
no was something else. either way its sorted now. how goes it?
Is this the real deal?
Well to start off, ever played any of the Mass Effects? One of my favorite series
>Also found this.
>still want to die though
Same tbh. Pretty good so far, sleep well man.
Alright a little cushioning to the blow, not as bad. Thinking about the cost of this, but that seems like it'll be a bit later on.
You wish it were. Was going for some cliched 1950's Hollywood type dialogue, Dollface just fits heh. You're a good business partner Doll, can't strike you down. Don't think I have, gonna have to give it a shot.
I know, gets me by though. When the days off come I'll catch up.
Recently watched the new episode of Re:Zero and DB Super. Both were good, somethings unexpected and somethings funny. You?
I got to talk with Lily not too long ago. They're taking a gap year from college
What's tomorrow going to be like for you?
You weren't lying. Get a warm feeling from them.
Probably hang it above the shelf or something.
Little do they know they didn't block the german websites
the jacking cannot be stopping
You moving out of state for something good or better?
Sounds gnarly, what classes are you rolling? I got an account in Eu now since the US ping is just garbage.
Heyo Doll guy, I heard nothing but good stuff about you, how's it hanging? I don't remember talking to you before though.
The one and only if you pretend the brazillian Karen wasn't posting before me.
How's it hanging Maki? All good?
And how did I do that~?
Ayyy, been a while mang. I've been... more or less alright. See >>700604427 for further details on how my last month and a half has been.
How about you?
Night Emi, sleep well.
Like I said, a shell on wheels!
I'LL DRIFT THEM ALL INTO THE VOID WITH ME!
>In which case, it's a good thing I'm still smiling after all that!
All free, parts taken from the salvage yard at a 5 finger discount. Might pay the guy doing the work some since this is the second time he's fixing this thing.
The smallest painting is 20"x30" the largest size is 5'x7'.
Where is the bad cat owner at?
I'm freezing again
I'm going with a fury warrior, and I'm just leveling a frost mage for fun
something about liking tracer
still havent watched like the last 3 of re zero. havent seen any db super. just a normal day really. played a little world of warships with new german ship line
I love Eminem. loved his sense I was a kid, its like one of the only things my dad showed me that I really enjoyed
But texas is cooler
>them Italians and their tomatoes
Fucking bet. Im guessing now it doesn't take long to level up as it used to
Because poopoo peepee pepe
Mmhmm. All of the grade schools will be the catwalk for the kids coming back to school with new outfitd to show off to friends. That's understandable
Im taking it as a compliment
>itll get weird though
Yay! Cause you gotta fix it fam. August is coming at an end
A gap year? Idk on that
I deserved that win~
This is why I love different outfits!
I played them all!
I loved it~
Yeah, place I'm at isn't working out. Have to move in with my mom for a bit until I can find a one room apartment. She's in another state though, that plus reserve duties.
Should be way better though. Cheaper housing, better jobs.
A lovely picture.
I don't think we've talked before. Pleased to meet you.
Hm, that has been on my playlist for some time now. Good taste.
Kirino really likes that song.
I had to discover my music taste on my own really (except rush, my dad showed me them). I never got to listen to much outside of what my parents listened to
It still takes a long time, but it's not as bad as it used to be
Oh thank god i not in high school, first day of school was always "biggest douche awards"
Do you know where you are girl?
My mom listens to like nothing, my dad was that white dad trying to be hard with rap, he fucking loved it and he loaded my first I pod with like 50 Eminem songs so thats all I listened to for months kek
Is my propane supposed to be black?
Newest episode of Re:Zero
You should watch both if you have some spare time.
Dio best vampire husbando
Rush is dope. I like 2112
They'll be back in the threads soon so that's a good thing
>inferior bote detected
Holy shit fam, how are you alive right now? Did this all happen within this month? No injuries? At all?
Fury warriors are pretty beast, I always preferred arms though honestly, you gonna pvp or raid?
That sounds on point dude, grats on getting your situation better.
My connecting flight was shit, I had a fucking kid behind me that slammed his tray into my chair every time i was about to fall asleep.
His mom was completely ignoring it too.
You gonna find an apartment in your mom's state?
Love proleter, great artist.
You staying up for sunshine?
yeah i know. been using my spare time to read beserk or play games mostly
>Transport ship detected
Guessing they fixed thay up csuse aint nobody wanna take years to level up huh?
Sounds bad on your side dude. My high school was like "ayyy nigga sup? Nice Js by the way
Lily was here a few days ago
whats going on?
Why you gotta be a smart ass?
Yeah it was like that sometimes but mostly
Will a heated blanket work?
Mmm, c'mon Muffin~ Surely you can tell me~
Yes, all within the last month and a half. And I lowsided but that was before the black bike thing happened. Just a few scrapes, went home, and they're already scabbed over.
>I don't know how I'm alive, but I'm chalking it up to my genki nature!
My parents grew up listening to basically what you hear on classic rock radio stations. Which isn't bad by any means, but I enjoy some heavier types of music
Hell yeah man! They're one of my all time favorites. Hemispheres is my favorite at the moment.
Probably just raids. I've tried PVP at low levels in BG's and at 100 in Ashran, and I'm not a fan of it really.
Nope, I certainly took my time gaining 10 levels lol.
Whats up everyone? Streaming bloodborne again
whats going down?
Guess what motherfucker?!
What's lowside? Also speaking of black bike, didn't you say you were gonna do a celty cosplay?
Same, I always preferred pve, you got a guild? There's no feeling like staying up late for one more attempt at a boss. Makes for some great memories.
I saw, just sounded too close to not be. You're a goodun too Maki, but for the record I was just doing the Green Goblin speech.
Look out for the Cthulu Macree in the brother video
Well that's good to know. Pretty good, regretting my decision to tell sleep to fuck off. How about you?
We haven't talked I don't think, I know about you though.
Not you too!
You planning on scrapping it?
God damn void drift horses.
>Gotta protect that smile.
I meant it as one chum.
>That's the good part
GG NO RE
Exactly! Too bad there's not many my end.
I think we have sparingly, but never properly.
Yeah, I enjoy proleter a lot.
Added to my chill playlist too, thanks.
Heh, think I can look past that. It's been going pretty good, bumpy as usual but that's life ya know. No major gripes. How about you Karen?
Ah hell yeah, that's great. If he doesn't even ask and you pay him that'll boost relations for sure.
Yeah that was my plan, didn't think classes would start this soon but whatever, clutching it like always.
Awesome! Buying the trilogy was an amazing experience, but huh let's see. How about Deus Ex? Human Revolution to be exact.
Hemispheres dope too. I'll have to check their songs tomorrow; I used to listen to them, but stopped.
Yeah, it's a lot cheaper there.
I fucking hate that when the parent ignores the kid. Such bad parenting.
is that you? akiko said you shot up a fucking airport.
KINIRO MOSAIC SEASON 3@!@@! Im hyped
Some friends and I are going to make a guild for Legion. I've stayed up late plenty of times running though SoO on heroic with friends. Good times.
I feel like I keep discovering songs by them. I've been listening through their newer stuff recently.
Hello all! Remember to vote for Mavis!
Lowside = sliding with the bike
Highside = the bike throwing you off of it
And yep, I still plan to should money allow.
Lol, I saw Makis and posted it. It's the only one I'm aware of.
Not mine to scrap, plus my manager wants to buy it so I gotta ask my dad about that.
They're the best horses.
>This smile is stronger than one would think!
Yep. He really likes the bike and wants to see it on road, which is why he works so hard on it.
>Also ,I'm apparently lucky the light didn't break in my lowside, since it's made of glass. Dad said that even in lowsides, since the whole casing is glass, it'll often break on impact.
I want her to be real
No, you called my waifu shit
>Vote mizore for equality and isolationism.
Yeah. I like to work big. I want to work bigger. Monumental paintings is what I'd really like. I'm talking twenty feet high by 18 feet wide.
Because I like it that way
I dindu nuffin!
Well, I'm sure you'll find some~
Already have it~!
>Do we have the same taste~?
It's quite the honor to meet you.
>I'm freaking out a little on the inside.
Sorry for this. I watched food wars and now going to bed. You?
Doesn't sound all that bad if all they do is act douchey for the first week. Was it that bad?
I don't blame you. With a game thay large, taking your time is worthwhile. Heard they game had more players than all of cod players on xbox, ps, pc and etc.
> id rather not have something similar to the yuno battle
It'll come back and bite ya homie
Im guessing the dude is REALLY busy not to show up to thread huh?
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
i dont think any bites are really necessary still. espcially legs. seems like it would really take a bite out of me
what are we voting mavis for?
Curious, how would you even go about painting that.
At one point I wouldn't be surprised. Have a good night!
I know, you didn't do me. Let's fix that~
>Off to work, I'll be back soon~
Regretting it? What time is it over there?
I just woke up it's like 8 AM and I decided to post in thread again. Feels good dude.
Your waifu is pretty cool, where's she from?
How do you know about me?
Yep yep, I feel you. Bumpy myself. The coming days are going to be very busy, I gotta get some documents certified, some bank account stuff finished and classes registed.
When I get that stuff done I can sign up for the dorm and get back on track. Feels good.
Yes my man
Thanks man it's good to be back. I didn't know about season 3 holy shit what the fuck I thought it was just the movie, where'd you see the news?
Dude I'm so down for that shit. HYPE HYPE
That one was fun the first thirty times kek
Ultraxion was the one that gave me nightmares though. The best and worst boss, for real.
You better drop those pics dude, I want to see it I am so hyped. Planning on doing it on some con?
Also, I learned today.
Voting for mizore
The honor is mine friend! How are you doing today? Who might you be?
That's a dank eyepatch you got there.
Night night my dude, sleep well.
Wise guy, I meant how would you go about painting on a canvas that large.
wait i was lied to it is just a movie. Goddamnit
still tho HYPED>
Man i missed your wall of replys.
Deathwing's back is made of nightmares. We ran that so many times looking for parts of a transmog set.
Welcome back! Has Bahgdadi-senpai accepted you into his ranks?
what are we voting you to be
A vote for ice is a vote for nice!
>Slogans get votes.
Karen lewd vote get!
Would you ever consider making a contribution?
G'night. I doubt they do it out of ill will
It doesn't change how good it is.
Ah fair enough then. Can't believe he'd buy it like that unless he's doing it up.
>I'm sure it is, better keep it strong!
What're are we voting for?
I do have some, just real rare I come across anything of it. I'll keep going for more though!
Be as snug as a smug bug in a rug. Night.
Very much so, about 6:15 AM at the moment.
Ah you just woke up? Had a good sleep?
Pic related, she's from Bloodborne, the game Shino's streaming.
Just heard about you around here as all.
Especially the walls kek.
ProleteR is great, indeed.
>You staying up for sunshine?
I can't say that wouldn't be my main reason.
I was lucky enough to be present at your arrival in the meantime.
Transistor had an amazing OST, which somehow matches perfectly with the story.
I hope your night is going well so far.
Nice trips my friend how are you?>>700612866
Nice dubs little gardy. Im very scared on bloodborne.
I'm doing quite great. Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos, at your service! The eyepatch is a result of a failed nanomachine experiment.
Yeah I was gunning for some resemblance. Something about that time brings out the inner motivator for people. Thanks fam, wouldn't of guess that heh. Kek, you weren't kidding. Not bad, but it didn't touch me as much as Let's Go, liked the rift of the guitar though.
Sounds like a great guy, got something to be proud of.
>Maybe some luck is on your side.
Well look at that.
>Sure looks like it~
Not if I don't nip it first. Sleep well my man.
Wew lad that does sound extremely busy. Best of luck to ya with all that, may it go smooth so you can jump right back in the saddle. In classes at the moment myself.
It's so meta I love it.
The spoops are a little 2 much 4 me. Gonna have a heart attack.
coolest person in waifu well i think i need to run myself
My hobbies are usually time consuming. They can be tedious but at the same time I feel triumphant for seeing it through.
I never feel the tedious hum drum of my work. Every part is important.
And I absolutely loved it!
>It's like we're made for each other :^)
Who is this? Karen tripfag?
Damnit dude you got me hyped so hard I was so happy just now.
Fucking hell I want a third season so bad.
Jesus fuck that. There was always one retard who was on the wrong side. Tips us over and blames someone else kek. Still fun times though. I always did those on school nights with the volume turned down so parents wouldn't hear me raiding till 5 AM kek
Unfortunately he has not noticed me yet. Purging the infidels on my own though. Feelsgood.
How's your past month been?
Never again, I will never post a lewd again not even for the perfect get.
Dark times behind us now.
6:15? Where do you live? Yeah I slept fine, waiting for my dad to leave to work so I can get some stuff started on.
I do like Bloodborne, seems a bit too hard for me though, that and the dark souls games. Not my thing.
They call me trump :^)
>just kidding nobody calls me that
And I was lucky enough to be noticed by you, hopefully he'll be on soon
I'd share music with you too but my data plan is limited, unfortunately. When I get to dorms I definitely will though.
Oho, she has a nice design!
Why are her pants so big though. Would you recommend the anime?
Better fire whoever was in charge of the experiment yo.
Classes? I thought you worked odd jobs? What classes?