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I am one of 23 scientists responsible for what you call the mandela effect. I am here to answer questions regarding the original timeline and why it is happening. I will not disclose where i work or what i do at work.
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>>700602767
Why are you being a faggot, OP?
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Why?
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Why did you guys choose to change the original spelling of the Berenstein Bears?
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>>700602767
How can the massive cognitive dissonance be explained?
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Did you have something to do with element 115 and could you help me get something?
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>>700603380
This
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>>700603380

You are being deceived. The original timeline was Bernstein Bears. Specifically, The Bernstein Bears. "eren" was the update, "erenstein" is the layer to hide the truth.
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>>700603380
This again
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>>700603380
This again again
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What is your group's name? What areyour college's names?
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what are you trying to achieve?
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>>700603490

Not everyone is accepting the updates. For some reason, the "veil" isn't working on some people. Currently it is spiralling out of control, and we anticipate a larger population that will experience memory anomalies within the next few years. By 2020 everything will settle.

There are differences in memory because you are not supposed to remember any of it. In fact, you've been implanted with multiple layers of memory that are false. Somehow, you have remembered and this is very concerning. I encourage you to try to hold on to your memories.
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>>700603875

Still doesn't explain why its now spelled with an A
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>>700602767
Are you using non-locality technology in a present day scenario or do you come from a time in which Ra has completed the Matrioshka brain?

Is this the second Earth iteration or the third?
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>>700604780
wtf you just blew my mind, like whats the matrioska brain?????????
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>>700604102

This is a proof of concept. If we can overwrite the population with false memories, unfortunately the future will be mostly manufactured. There was one person, and we are not sure how, that has somehow caused this unraveling effect.

We have been trying to locate "him" but he is currently hiding. This person has created the breakdown in the veil, and there are concerns that the whole system will fail unless we stop it in the next few years.

This reality is a close copy of what we would call the "real" earth. Unfortunately, the earth was destroyed in 2012.
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>>700602767
Good imagination kid.

Let me know if doctor who visits your lab.
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Tell me one specific update that is failing. I may be able to help. I bet you did Nazi that coming.
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>>700604927
how did the real earth get destroyed?
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>>700604424

One of the scientists on our team shares the original name, so we distorted it as much as possible to cover the updates. I cannot say who his name is, because it would give away where i work, sorry.
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>>700605175

Unfortunately, there was an extinction level event. In order to correct this current version yet stay similar, we had to give you some updates. These include a larger liver to process the increased toxins, as well as moving some things around because the body would soon be unable to handle the toxicity of the planet. There are too many updates to the body, i don't even know where to start.
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Bump
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What the fuck is your main goal?
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>>700605477
holy fuck, real or not this shit is still blowing my mind, so are you time traveling or what
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>>700605477
What's the point of altering people's memories to hide an extinction level event when the altered perception is the world leading itself towards world war again?
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I'm high out of my fucking mind right now, and I can't figure out if this is unsettling or very funny.
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>>700604780

We use a quantum computer based on our own neural network. Unfortunately some of that technology was passed down to us, to be used for a very specific purpose. Imagine russian dolls, and you have a pretty good idea of the true nature of our reality. We are manipulating, yet also being manipulated from "outside".
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>>700602767
And why did that nigger-terrorist mandela survive the 80s?
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fake and gay
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>>700604927
If by "him" you mean the Thanako entity "he" was killed in the second SOL destruction of 2I "2008" after the completion of the Matrioshka brain. Since then that traitor of the original "120" returned from the neighboring star in the year 28,330 does not exist.

Are you speaking of the 19,323 destruction of the virtual humanity war of the solar system or the second iteration of 1965 of the SOL reconstruction from "Bridge" memory from the Neptune sphere?
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>>700605804
Youre high as shit arent you? Kek post pic of ur genitals
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Why did you bring Mandella back?
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I warned, no, I BEGGED you to check those irregularities! Within acceptable parameters my ass! "It's taken care of!" Really? THIS? This is taken care of?
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>>700606106
i wish dog but fuck
>>700606006
this shit got me fucked up
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>>700605773

To make sure humans continue to experience, and have a place to do it. The collective needs more data, and our experience is far more important than the planet itself. In fact, it really doesn't matter whether it is real or virtual.

We're having interface problems at the moment. People are reporting recurring headaches after the most recent updates.
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>>700606224
Post pic of ur.geintals plz
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>>700606265
how do i become one of you, would you even accept anyone?
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Hey OP can you use the anti-gravity equation that is part of the derivative of the theory of relativity to go suck a dick? Or maybe you can just choke on the bullshit you are spoon feeding us
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>>700606265
That explains a bit... have these updates messed with our hormones and expiriances?
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>>700606006
what the fucking fuck
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>>700606567
This
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>>700606265
>the collective
So you are a hive mind sharing a single consciousness? Is there a ruler of this hive mind? Do you wish to assimilate imperfect beings in hopes of becoming perfect beings yourself?
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I remember Muhammad Ali dying way earlier. He was a surprise guest at a convention I went to in like 2002 and I had a mini freak out because I was sure he had died in the 90s. True, or am I full of shit?
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>>700606502
There is no "you" or "them" anymore. They've screwed up their own existence. But they've got it all under control! Ha!
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>>700606502

I'm sorry but that is impossible. I'm not even sure where i am from. We are all clones, we work approximately 5 hours per day on the "server" and then we get a few hours for socialization. Believe it or not, we are jealous and wished we could be there with you.
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>>700606502
They don't accept any, they are the enemies. There is a growing resistance, we don't have much time.
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Is this the reason why I honestly can't remember things I've done earlier in the week, or is that the pill and alcohol abuse? Or the likely untreated syphilis? Or the family history of degenerative neurological conditions?

Damn you future man, your meddling is not welcome!
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I... are you guys idiots? It takes one flaw you clones have in common to ruin your plan of existance.
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>>700606947
well fuck, hope they dont screw up
>>700606929
do you go to "work" or do you "work" from home
>>700606947
how are they the enemies
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I'm absolutely fucking sure I have a berenstein bear book. I will post tomorrow at 7:00 PM EST and we could discuss
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So where are you in relationship to us?
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>>700604408
>implanted with memories
>Hold on to your memories

Nice try, Doc.

Whats the big idea, anyhow?
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>>700604927
Yep the fact that I reveal to mankind truths like "We are ALL the CREATION of or ANGELS of God" is why you keep trying to find me.

But fast as fast can be....
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>>700606977

The most common side effects we are dealing with is recurring headaches, shortness of breath, memory loss, and a feeling of "just waking up". There are various issues due to the interface changes. The brain had to be rearranged, we increased the size of the base brain, reduced the distance of the corpus, and shortened the area of the frontal lobe.
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>>700607168
>you can't spell existence
>your opinion is irrelevant
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>>700606386
(You)
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WHO HERE WANTS TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH ME I AM WHITE, CLEAN, HAVE 6" UNCUT PENIS. LOTS OF FETISHES.
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>>700607486
Sounds like being high to me
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>>700607505
Grow the fuck up.
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>>700602767
what gave you the right to do any of this?
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>>700607331
I await your post anon
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>>700602767
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ERASER I LOST IN 2ND GRADE YOU NIGGER
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>>700607331
You dont. I grew up with the berenstEin bears. Went and dug my books out. They're all berenstAin
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>>700606977
Kek.

You might want to get that looked at.
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>>700607789

Our employers gave us the right, and our own existence.
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It has been long since you tried to ping me singular, I go by Jacob and I continually post the updates of these changes in our current timeline the manipulations are real.
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>>700607486
So you essentially fused the hemispheres? To what end? I feel like this is entirely physiobabble.

Shortness of breath would be adressed by the medulla and stem anyhow, I don't see how shrinking the frontal lobe would do anything but increase agression and diminish reasoning ability. And "the base brain"? Really? The volume of our craniums has remained almost entirely constant throughout recorded history.

Definitely ready to call BS on this one. Impress me, clonefag.
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>>700607831

It will not be berenstein. It will be berenstain. The original timeline was Bernstein.
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>>700602767
Keep up the good work
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>>700607765
Letting petty bullshit go is the first step to growing up, and you just tripped and bashed your chin on the landing
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JacobinismSloMo
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>>700608192

I am not here to impress you. In fact, i think i am feeling sad. I want to be with you on earth, to experience things as well. It is very sad sometimes. Technically, I am on earth. Just not with everyone else.
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I hate to be that guy, but I want proof, OP.

I know you're lying, and this is stupid of me, but there's that childish little spark inside me that wants something this fantastical to be real.
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Though the updates from your current work seem to have effect on the weaker human spirit. It is known that other spirits are awakening in the light of the whole matter. The falsification of memories have no effect on those imposed on carrying out the full agenda of the Light.
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>>700608337
Ooooh im soooo scaaared big boy on the internet using cuss words at me oooohhh
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>>700608337
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>>700608146
You have left your place of habitation (Gen 6:4) and will be destroyed on sight.
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>>700608635

It sounds like a noble cause, yes. But unfortunately if we don't fix the anomalies, there is a possibility of a server crash. That would eliminate this existence for all of us, including myself, and the next layer outside of ourselves.
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What about that dude people apparently dream about even tho he doesn't exist
Or he just does but there are like 8 billion of us, we probably aren't gonna see EVERY GODDAMN FACE
Also are you why people still think the Holohoax happened?
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>>700608507
But you didn't address my issues with your science at all.

I'm sorry for your situation guy, but dancing around the questions doesn't make me any less suspicious of your claims.

One more chance to redeem what are looking to be spurious assertions 'forst I blow this clambake, anon. Let it be said, however, that I'm genuinely intrigued.
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>>700608054
what gave your employers the right to do that?
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>>700608658
Feed me, Seymour
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>>700608635
Don't listen to this guy, he's full of shit. They fucked up and now they are putting some bullshit metaphysical, pseudo-spiritual spin on their fuck up.
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Why is chartreuse green now?
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This is just another Ayylmao trying to confuse us. Nice try, alien scumbag. Going to go all Duke Nukem on your ass if you continue this bullshit.
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>>700605896
>intelligent scientist
>doesn't know it's called a nesting doll.
fuck off with this stupid shit.
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>>700609305
Photoshop.
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>>700609076

Many foretold of being saved in 2012. We were saved, and now we are here. My employers have a desire to keep us alive, and hopefully without any previous memories. Unfortunately, there are many errors to correct. You will see very strange things in about a month from now.
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>>700609305
DONT FUCKING PULL THIS SHIT, NOT NOW
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>>700609447
How strange?
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>>700608992
We are chasing the information across the globe in informational shards. And shooting them across light links to others in waiting decryption data vital to the anomalies. The illuminations of the mind and the separations of transhumanism. The touch with nature resides in it's peaceful place.
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>>700609447
is there anything we need to do? you said we should try to remember everything we can
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>>700609456
But it is. Used to be red.
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>>700602767
I understand certain "large timeline" events need to be moved around for correction, but why would you change the release date for Smashmouth's Fush Yu Mang album from May1996 to July? How would moving the date for this album affect the timeline of any significance other than annoying all of the AT audiates?
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>>700609305

If you remember it as a color you would call "red" or a "red" like color, you are from revisions 1 to 4. Originally the color was different, yes.
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>>700608054
so.... when are you going to admit this is a dimensional shift? I have emailed CERN personally, but your media relations team insists it's all in my head. Also, what's with the satanic rituals on your property?
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>>700609595

Your intuition is the closest thing to the truth you can accomplish. Trust your instinct. Many of the "mandela effects" posted online are layers to hide the real changes. It's fairly involved.
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>>700609635
so are you staying were from different reality's
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>>700606947
MOTHERFUCKING SKYNET
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>>700609956
will they ever let you leave?
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I clearly remember the E.T Movie towards the end, When ELLIOT is saying goodbye E.T clearly pointed at his heart and said he will always be there. Now the movie on NETFLIX clearly shows E.T pointing at ELLIOT's forehead and saying the same exact words. The fuck?
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>>700609653
It doesn't. There was no large timeline event. It was an experiment. They wanted to see if they could "graft" part of a timeline onto our own. If they could, then yes, maybe in the event of say, another 9/11 or World War, they'd be able to erase it. But you don't just go and erase a major part of history on your first try. You start small. You start with a timeline that is close to our own, but has some subtle differences. Like Berenstain Bears being spelled different, when Mandela died, when that Goddawful album came out.

The only problem is that you really need to know what the fuck you are doing, and these assclowns did not. They fucked up royal, and now they are trying to cover their tracks.
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>>700610291
YOU FUCKING TO!
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>>700602767
Why bother disclosing anything? No proof, means no reason to accept anything you say, means no reason for us to "remember," means no reason for you to post? (cept lelz).
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This is shit. Fucking sage.
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>>700610250

Unfortunately, we cannot leave. We serve approximately 5 years time and we are returned to the collective. We come from the same source that humans do, but we are here instead of there. Which is why i'm sad. I really don't want to do this anymore.
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is it ok to masturbate when my dog watches?
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>>700610609
Are you aware of certain humans being able to send messages outside of earth using communications of stellar stars. Ping!
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>>700610609
Oh fuck off already! If you're who I think you are, then you're from Battle Creek, Michigan! Quit being such a turd and just admit you fucked up!
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>>700610609
well, pull a snowden
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>>700610073

This is a deception. There is one finite reality, on one overworked and overstressed "server", and we are the ones who fix the "code" that is currently unraveling and could potentially cause a system crash. All due to one "person".
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>>700603663
This! WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON
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I have had this idea, that many of the characters that are created and stories we tell are indeed real. Have you graffted any f them or seperated them? Like for instance, you removed the events of Killer Instinct from the universe, but left it in as a game idea.
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>>700610609
do you forget who you are when you go back?
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>>700610839
It's like looking into the window of an asylum.
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how did you change the JFK assassination? Now it looks like jackie did it.
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>>700610291
omg, no fucking way...
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>>700610291
So, check this out....i clearly...CLEARLY remember a scene the first time i watched the exorcist where Reagan is talking to a nurse in heaven.
Aparently, it never existed, but i know i saw it.
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>>700602767
Hey everyone, I'm David's Father. He's been having severe schizophrenic episodes lately.

Sorry for the confusion he's causing. We got him to take his meds now and he's restrained in his bed. I can't believe some of you actually took this seriously.
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Hey space man. Fucking email me all you know. I'll.dump it tomorow.

[email protected]
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>>700610461
>>700610291
>>700611247
So do I!
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>>700611178

you remain yourself, but are also part of the collective. imagine a drop of water in the sea. that is the only way i can describe it using the english language.
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>>700611457
Email me too
[email protected]
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>>700602767
When are we getting another fappening? I need to see more celebrities in home made porn.
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>>700611553
Any other language you can use to explain it?
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>>700611239
i dont see it that way
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The changes have to be made singular. I have tried reasoning with the wickedness. And they show they have remose for this timeline. It cannot be repeated. Overload of the informational server is necessary for the backtracking and rewrite of the proper Human Tracts to gently feather this up coming generation.
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>>700611736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q91RZko5Gw
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>>700611239

Originally, there were 3 people in the car. Let me look at the video, one moment.

There were 3 people in the car. We added the fourth as a layer to hide the 3, then we made it 6. The latest "zapruder" video stream is in color. The original was not. Some people may remember that, i'm not sure.
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>>700608192
>the volume of our craniums has remained almost entirely constant throughout recorded history

Thats an update in your false memory anon. As their software betters, and more patches and updates are applied, your history will change here and there.
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>>700611205
Look, I'm not going to deny there was some crazy, next-level shit happening. But OP seriously needs to knock it off with the "Oh, we are just like you, but we're not you, we go back to the creator!" bullshit.

If anyone said they understood the all the science behind it, they are full of shit. But we knew the mechanisms, or at least had a decent understanding of them. Think of it this way, can you bake a cake? Can you drop the cake mix into a bowl, whip it up, dump it in a cake pan and throw it in the oven? Of course you can. Do you understand all the different chemical reactions that are taking place while you make a cake? No. Do you care? Fuck no! You just want cake! It's the same concept with this. We might not know "how" it worked, but we knew how to work it. Or at least, we did, until a few worthless cocksuckers thought they could ignore the basic safeties that were put in place to prevent exactly the kind of fuck up we're dealing with now!
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>>700611582
this
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lol whu cares?


WHy don't you just keep dropping fire mixtapes from there and drink once in a while OP.
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>>700611971

Yes, you are correct. Most people don't notice, but the brain itself has drastically changed, as well as where the brain stem connects to it.
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>>700605804
Is this faggot serious?
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>>700607657
Me, 8" uncut white
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I bet CERN has opened dimensional portals and they have a disruption of the earths frequency. It trips me out because look at these Augmented Virtual Reality games coming out like Pokemon and Ingress suddenly it becomes popular. The distractions of true human nature being replaced by subliminal programming of the higher ups.
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>>700602767

How does this effect the law of fives?
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>>700602767
Did you take my fucking homework or was that me forgetting where I put my shit?
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so can you guys give me memories of josh fucking me
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>>700612319
also: where did you learn through life where your heart is? For me it's the left side. Always has been. Now it's dead centre. Also, we're in a totally different place in the milky way now. We used to be in the arm of sagittarius on the outskirts, now we are in arm of orion.
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>>700612404

CERN is using the collider to introduce anomalies into the server by networking it with multiple d-wave 4096 machines. The only thing they have accomplished so far is minor anomalies.

We have re-written the entire skeletal structure. The rib cage, the skull, the brain.
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>>700611981
Can you explain to me exactly what it is they're doing? Like, when baking a cake I do know that putting these raw ingredients together will produce something desirable to eat, sort of like the broad strokes of the idea.
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>>700612639

Originally it was on the left side, yes. Very perceptive. This is one of the anomalies we are trying to fix currently. We also increased the size of the heart as well.
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>>700602767
post a picture of something,
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>>700611553
it sounds lonely. when i was a kid i used to sit in the bathtub and watch a water droplet fall in the bathwater and wonder if it was going to touch me again before it went down the drain. i think i understand
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>>700612984

When you are with the collective, you are not lonely. It's far better than being here. I cannot self terminate, i have a very controlled existence.
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>>700612938
i also remember this...
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>>700613326
what other small changes have you made?
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>>700612747
Like I said earlier, it was an experiment, to try and graft another timeline into ours, one that was similar, but had subtle differences. But they fucked it up. The proof is that people are noticing the differences. That was not supposed to happen. For most people the spelling of a children's book means fuck all. But there are people out there, right now, wondering what in the hell happened to their children. Or why they suddenly have 2 kids when they know for a fact they never had any before. It's stuff like that... I'm sure more are going to come out, but I'm not sure exactly what.
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>>700612945

Sure, have a look at the old skull. Look at kennedy's hair line on the right above his forehead. notice how high up it travels.
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>>700613625 Have you noticed a difference in the ability to think things like that from children versus adults?
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>>700613326
time and space you can change
can you change how the mind works as well?
can you change how people desire?

what questions are asked in the collective? how are conversations held? are there dominant consciousnesses and more submissive ones?
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>>700602767
Why do someone call me today? Where they honestly seeking cannabis information, or my name?
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>>700613483

We are currently at 12,783 changes to the original timeline. Most are so subtle that only a small number of people would notice.
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>>700613625
so things will be happening like that twilight zone episode where the guy wakes up somewhere he doesn't recognize and says "this is not my beautiful home, this is not my beautiful wife!"
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Do you and your collective live in our specific timeline, in this specific fold of quasi-fourth dimensional causality?

Ha ha, just kidding, I already know. you tesseracteurs are so bloody predictable. So close to the mud-men that you still wish you could be them.

Get on my Nth-dimensional level, post-sapien.
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Give me the power to lucid dream and control time
If you can't then prove it to me you're telling the truth.
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So we are all going to forget Queen and the ending of We Are The Champions Of The World or am I hearing things
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Hey so can you guys patch all of the girls except the manager and the employee who shares her name that i worked with at my previous job to suddenly have super positive memories of me ramming both holes so they will contact me to hook up next time i'm in the area?

You should probably know who i am based on my IP and such right?
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Email me with all you know on the topic, I beleive I have pertenent information. [email protected]
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>>700613692
i can see youtube time at bottom, nice try retard EXPOSED
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Everyone will be awake soon, i must leave soon. I urge you to not forget your original timeline.
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>>700614083
so lets say you change a movie called "test" and you changed to "testing" but in reality A (the one with the movie "test) they made a bunch of posters saying "test". So when you make the change would reality B (the one with "testing) shit reality's A posters to say testing?
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>>700614362
What does that have to do with memory or organ development?

They cant give you super powers man
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>>700614554

I'm posting anomalies that others have found, and some that have not been found yet. It is important to not forget your original timeline.
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>>700614516
Not only am I a clone experiencing symptoms described above, but I've also noticed changes and overlapping of memories. As well as being able to properly decipher things such as biblical scripts with their original meaning and not the stenography it appears to be. I've also noticed memories from other people. But as I said, im just a clone and im in my early 20's and can feel my body falling apart. I doubt I'll live much longer.
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>>700612938
>Originally it was on the left side, yes. Very perceptive. This is one of the anomalies we are trying to fix currently. We also increased the size of the heart as well.

I see. What does the intelligent black oil have to do in this whole thing (I ask because I am getting my DNA enhanced with it, and will be after 3-5 years is complete a Tall White Alien-Human Hybrid) Does this mean we really are in a matrix?
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>>700612938
I clearly remember being told in class that the heart was on the left side. Every time I would object that the heart was always in the center of the ribcage. Nobody believed me. Now everybody does. What the fuck is going on?
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underrated thread...
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suggestion from the peanut gallery-- correct the human ear canal and wax drainage issue, or lack of, rather.
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>>700613874
Young kids, like 4 and under, don't know what's real half the time anyway. They have a dream and they swear it's real. From when they start school, and up until puberty, most people don't take what they say seriously anyway. So if some little kid says, "Mommy! That puppy wasn't on Paw Patrol before!" Mom just rolls her eyes and is like, "Yeah, whatever."

When a kid hits 12 or so, they stop thinking about the past and ONLY look to the future. Does that girl in Algebra like me? Will I make the basketball team? Will I do good on this test? Will I get into college, etc. They couldn't give 2 shits less about how some book they read when they were 6 was spelled.

18-30 year olds are mostly focused on the NOW. Getting a good job, graduating school, getting married, etc.

It's when a person hits about 30, they really start thinking back on things. And they are more apt to notice something.
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Jeremy can help you. You must seek him and find him. Read between the lines.
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>>700614157
Same as it ever was!
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>>700615180
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are these anonfags actually buying this
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>>700609447
So if the world ended in 2012, by something of mass extinction, how are we all alive to even have this thread?
Don't we need our bodies to even be mind fucked and shit?
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>>700602767
I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a JalapeƱo Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
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>>700615094
youre one of the good ones, dude. I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.know before you go back to the collective someone gives a shit
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the mandela effect isnt real. youre just dumber than you think you are and cant focus.
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>>700615180
>>700612938
actually i didnt even know the heart was moved to the center until this thread. i had to check..and google images is showing what you guys are saying..

when did that move?
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>>700615313
I got seriously fucked up a few years back from thoracic trauma and now my heart is about two inches southwest of where your graph indicates

What do I win?
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>>700615258
Agreed. This is recent.
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Jeremy can help. Find Jeremy. Read between the lines.
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I believe we are in our Human Vessels at a stagnant stage, were we are just receiving information and the body is selectively choosing the correct information to dissect. More like auto pilot
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>>700607393
He watched too much Dark City.

Nice movie btw
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this is the most epic circle jerk /b/ has seen in weeks
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>>700615909
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>>700610291
Holy shit i thought i just remembered it wrong but now that theres fucking other people saying this shit I dont even know what to believe
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>>700605950

Good thing you're here to clear that up for us, Inspector Internet.
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>>700602767

it's berestain bears right
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>>700615443

I have not been explained what would happen if the server crashes, but i believe my employers would also perish as a result, since they are connected to the server from the outside.
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>>700615534
fuck this copypasta
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>>700616140
When did they change the meaning of circle!?

OMG YOU GUYS
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This just shows how idiotic Human behavior is, when introduced with distractions like Reality TV Shows or Gossip Entertainment. We have forgotten the True Nature of the Human which is NATURE.
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>everyone is out of town for the weekend
>have mdma and viagra stashed away
>ultimate fap weekend is a go
>pills kicking in, things are feeling good
>want to grind my dick on something soft, wander into sisters closet
>she a huge raver so costumes and fun fur is everywhere
>start rubbing cock on a fluffy legwarmer
>something inside me snaps, and i see a pair of her nylons
>start putting them on, holy christ it feels good
>pills hitting hard now, eyes are rolling
>put on panties, then pair of big fur boots, dick rock hard
>grab a corset and start squeezing myself in, every time i pull the strings to make it tighter i feel like cumming
>put on a fun fur jacket over it, then a poofy tutu
>oh god we arent done yet, she has wigs
>big sparkling pink wig goes on, i start playing with makeup and cake it on my face
>dick is dripping through the panties, im swishing around in her raver costume now and dancing
>she has a big fur hood, thats what i need to complete everything
>oh ho, whats this, a pair of handcuffs under everything, sis is into bondage
>without thinking i snap them on my wrists behind my back and start bouncing around, the drugs practically have me cuming as i feel the furry outfit squishing all around me
>trip and fall down, core strength is weak and the corset is tight, can barely move
>try to get up, its not happening
>fun fur and wig blinding me, cant shake them off
>terror strikes me just as the drugs start peaking
>oh fuck it, start grinding against one of the legwarmers on the ground
>within a minute i have a mind shattering orgasm and scream like im being sent to auschwitz
>sudden commotion downstairs
>"ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
>oh shit
>someones home
>im high as fuck
>im in a fur raver costume
>feet coming up the stairs
>rolling frantically off legwarmer, huge cumstain leaking out from panties onto floor
>door opens
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>>700613326
If your existence is so controlled then why are you posting here?
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>>700612695
ah, thats where this "you need to look like this to survive a car crash" monster comes from
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>>700602767
Are there any changes that people haven't found or that are uncommon?
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Maybe this will help you remember. Please do not forget. The original form is on the right.
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Okay folks, I'm out. I've tried to tell you not to believe a word OP is saying, since he's full of shit and filling you full of it. "Employers" "collective" "2012" all that crap. Don't buy it. Maybe I'll get more into what really happened tomorrow.
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>>700615546
This clone is too old, the flesh is weak and the blood is toxic. I hope my consciousness lives on to make it that far.
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>>700616599
You retard that's two different bone structures, sloped vs broad shoulders.
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>>700616302
No I mean, if something happened on a big level like that, people would be dead right?
So our bodies are either disfigured or disintegrated, mauled or irreplacable.
Did you just give us new bodies and then change our memories of dying?
You must know what happens after death then.
Explain please.
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>>700606859
Nah thats when he got lou gherigs
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>>700616640
i'll be waiting
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>>700602767
Can you input the cheat code to make me a Super Saiyan /b/ro? I promise to be responsible and I'll even fuse with you, deal?
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>>700616302
is there a backup server in case of catastrophic failure?
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The CORE of the HUMAN is the consciousness. Look at DONNIE DARKO. The SOLAR PLEXAR teleportation of the Human Body making piloting actions. The alteration of our bodies is beginning to toxify our own memories. Release the current information like a DNS FLUSH and regurgitate any information you recollect having.
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>>700616740
me too. i wish you could come chill with us out here. life sure is strainge
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>>700616461
this has potential, pls continue
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>>700608192
>ready to call bs
what tipped you off?
also i think op is implying we are simulated
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>>700615534
why don't you just fuck her you autistic faggot?
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>>700616790

Your consciousness was transferred to the server to avoid an extinction level event. You may have noticed updates to your body as well as environment. I don't have much longer, i must leave now.

Jeremy Bernstein. Good luck.
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>>700608632
it is as real as you wish it to be...

seeeing is beeelieving, but to see you will have to suffer finely...

please choose to suffer for your own sins and the sins of others

we need more hand to lighten this load!

op is probably a charlatan; unless you believe him
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>>700608992
>the universe runs on servers or server-like devices
kek
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>>700617152
godspeed
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itt: a whole bunch of trolls trolling others and, utimately, selftrolling (or samefagging, as it is called).

a person trying to hide the fact that it does manipulate your brain would never talk about it on a forum.
that totally makes no sense at all.
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Wouldn't you sharing this information with us op alter the timeline and lead to more problems? How are you not causing anomalies right now? I call BS
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>>700616928
I get the reference. Thanks for the subscription.
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>>700617152
Mind fucking blown. Is this why suddenly A company who wishes for any human to collectively upload data into the website rendering your consciousness into a mind unit was so open!
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>>700617152
Dan Harmon had this same idea a couple weeks ago on the Duncan Trussel Family Hour podcast. It was awesome.
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>>700617251
the universe is a simulation
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>>700617424
welcome
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>>700617251
The universe is encoded by means of fractal patterns, calling the realms in which these patterns are decoded into matter and non-matter "servers" is a means by which your three-dimensional state of being can register the concept.

It does not seem entirely unreasonable.
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>>700616740
JESUS GUYS, IT'S LEGIT SNAKE, THE ACCELERATED AGING DUE TO CLONING, YET STILL TRYING TO SAVE US FROM INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS! FUCK THE PATRIOTS, WE BELIEVE IN YOU SNAKE!
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>>700617436
harmon was on trussel? shit i gotta check that out
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>>700617812
It was fucking awesome.
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>>700616495
we are unable to self terminate because we would be slain by the collective and assimilated. We have short lifespans, of about 20 . Even speaking here probably shortens that number. We are using mental illness as a defense mechanism and finding truth therein is harmful. If we accomplish our goal and have work yet unfinished we are given a new flesh clone to do so with. We are cripplingly lonely without the collective. Stay in contact with [email protected] I will die soon and I'll try to send you anything else I can come across.
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>>700617152
Goodbye buddy.
I liked you.
(even if this is fake)
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>>700616461
Do go on
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>>700618227
we recycled the Dreamers psychosis to keep ourselves alive in between information/memory implantations, but it's ending soon.
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>>700617806
Its not accelerated, I have the body of a early 20 year old, but my body is rapidly degrading at unreasonable rates.
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i suggest you who cant suffer finely, not try to grasp god with your sight...

the more you see the further away from god you will drift

faith is belief and belief calls for no use of facts and visions. but trust.

That goes for all "god"s incarnations in the mind of the billions of humanoids
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>>700618860
-The hanged man, signing off
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>>700618863
What you call God is the collection of everything, literally infinity, and as such, everything we do is at once directly and indirectly, wondered, dreamed, posited, orchestrated and authorized by him. We are given individual personality for this very reason. We can choose to reject the idea of him but we can never stop being a part of him (children), because we exist as a part of him.

Blind trust and faith is a rejection of everything that makes us important, unique, and interesting as a species and as individuals.

Fundamentalists are the antithesis of what it means to be human, and by this logic, to be close to God.

>tl;dr, God and science are one, we are all part of the same great hyperdimensional oneness that is "God", causality is the experience of at once being and becoming God through all paths of posibility, and it's late.

Go to sleep anon.
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>alternate timeline
So is this like Homestuck where I get an alternate version of myself with a slightly different name and design
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The Mandella Effect Scientist NEVER FORGET
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>>700619832
Dude i was thinking this whole thing slightly reminded me of homestuck
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Who is this "person" who put you in this position

and if you wanna have a day free, we can change places for a day. You can trust me :) im a nice person
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>>700619832
Yeah, the original is destroyed, and only your consciousness is guaranteed to be carried over. Everything else may change. Most people don't notice anything but the worse cases end up with phantom limbs etc.
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>>700602767
How many D-Mails have you sent?
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>>700619832
OP is confirmed ectobiologist
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>>700611436
So a nutcases dad finds his crazy ass son typing out his manifesto on 4chan, and goes online himself to assure everyone that none of it was real. You know, just in case they were worried.

Congrats, you actually managed to make the most unbelievable thing posted on this thread.
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Did anyone save this thread?
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>>700620892
agreed, somebody save this entire thread
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SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE THIS.
>>700620892
>>700621056
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>>700611436
Im not David and its not schizophrenia you inbred retard. I'ts psyhcosis caused by the program. We had to exist in time distortions for a long period of time and that is one of the side effects.
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>>700621167
It shouldnt be this bad where plebs mistake it for schizophrenia but someone in the collective is starting the become defective and wants our work to be known outside the program. Its causing increased psychoactive activity because all desires of the collective are like wishing with a genie. Its a monkeys paw if I remember the term correctly.
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I've had these same paranoid musings while high as fuck on sativas. If you carry any skeptical musing far enough you end up with solipsisms like this. So either: A) the universe is not all in our heads but our minds are curiously wired to reduce it down to subjective mental projections; or B) the universe seems to reduce to subjective mental projections because all there really is, is consciousness. Which scenario is more likely?
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>>700621056
https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/comments/4yyz23/4chan_thread_scientist_at_cern_admits_it/
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what the fuck does it mean when i have a dream and it happens in real life?
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>>700622681
and it feels like it happened like fuckin ages ago?
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>>700622681
...Did these prophetic dreams of yours start as relatively insignificant instances, (seeing a room in a place before you'd been there, and recognizing it years later in reality) and have they been steadily increasing in frequency while the time between dream and event becomes closer and more obvious?

And are you emotionally sensitive, perhaps more than most?
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Gas powered stick, never runs out of gas
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>>700623022
yes! but i had this other dream where it felt real as fuck the thing is, the faces were blurry because there was like fucking.. like how do i say, like a small bathroom roof kinda thing of light, the light was too much tho was enough to not be able to see it and i remember we had this talk but i never remember any talks of any dreams so this feels weird as fuck
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>>700604780
Yassss
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>>700623022
Yes to all of the above
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>>700622681
It means we used time distortions to get another shot at bypassing an apocalyptic event and when we brought your consciousness over to the new canon universe you put together memory fragments from days that have yet to happen past the date the apocalypse became canon and we kicked back the timelime to a previous back-up so to speak.
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Oh my god I remember being taught about the heart being on the left and now it's between the lungs.. holy shit
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>>700616028
You were in that Netflix thread?
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>>700623638
well, i had this dream where i got kidnapped kinda thing, we were in the air, i could feel it we were flying, there were 5 people in that room and i was on this weird thing laying down and i couldnt move, 1 of them (on my left side) took this huge syringe kinda thing and he said that it would not hurt and he put it in my left arm i could feel how it was going in it, and it did not hurt, im surprised, and i felt like they were putting something in there or taking it out, i have no clue, im still confused
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>>700623258
>>700623340
We're in the same boat, gents. I'm afraid I haven't an answer for you as to why, but that feeling when it occurs, that metaphyiscal de-je-vu cubed feeling that reverberates so hard your vision practically blurs, and you KNOW you've seen it before, been there before, and can remember specifically when, through the memory of the dream... it still mystifies me.

The similar experiences of others who share traits with me, such as high emotional sensitivity (I am a male), lends credence to the idea that there must be something to it.

Either that, or we're all nutter-butter and egging each other on at 3 in the morning when our crazy asses right ought to be alseep.

Either way, enjoyed the discussion, kids. See ya in a month.
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>>700604408
>Not everyone is accepting the updates. F


well MAYBE we DON'T WANT TO INSTALL WINDOWS 10. ever think of THAT?
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