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I'm so excited for this, you know the game
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>>700602520
I've already found another girl.... It's...it's your mother.
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>>700602520
Ayyyy lemme see dem titties one last time
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>>700602914
They nothing to write home about...
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Jesus, OP, how fat is she?
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tl/dr what do you really mean?
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how would an ogres cock feel in your ass i wonder
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>>700602520
Wow that was unbelievably melodramatic and gay, how long you been thinking up that paragraph?
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>>700602914
Roll
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>>700602828
^^^this^^^
pic related

her mother
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Can I post your nudes on 4chan?
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get ogre yourself
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>>700602520
Just come over and fuck and let's forget about it.
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>>700603070
not op but i zoomed in & outlined it for you
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>>700602914
Reroll
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>>700603289
roll
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Too long didnt read, i like Allison anyway
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>>700602520
K.
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Prohibition didn't work in the fifties and it won't work now, nothing you say can keep me from fucking that ass of yours
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Ayy lmao
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>>700603348
Was going to ask why OP is being a dick and now I get it. You did the right choice OP
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>>700603348
She's bigger, I'd say husky or stocky, she's got a belly but not rolls
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we should meet at the park ogre by my place to talk things out dont bring ur phone lol
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>>700602520
Are you trying to write enough text to match your weight?
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>>700603513
roll
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>>700603515
Fucking rollllll
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>>700603450
Also

> It's actually really hard to ignore and shit on a whale
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>>700603167
roll
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>>700602914
Rolling for titties
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>>700603515
Roll
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>>700603515
roll for the love of god
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>>700603611
Winter!
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>>700603289
Roll
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>>700603599
Winrared
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>>700603670
Fucked by auto correct....Winrar
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>>700603515
Reroll
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>>700603599
fucking wasted
>>700603611
winrar
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>>700603611
Penised!
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Scarce is fat
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>>700602520
I HATE NIGGERS AND UR A FAT SLUT
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>>700603611
Win!

Let's see some titties!
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>>700603755
YESS
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>>700603611
Deliver OP
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>>700603599

We have a winner! Body shame the shit out of her, OP!
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>>700602520
Damn, you are right. I'm sorry I have been such a huge piece of shit. Let's meet up this week and talk this shit out. I really do care about you and I want to make this work.
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>>700602914
>>700603611
Brace for impact!!!!
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>>700603348
That's what I thought. It's always the fatties that launch into the emotion filled diatribes which they hope will appeal to your pity.
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>>700603938
Nah, the titties won
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>>700604087
>likes landwhale tits
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>>700603348
Good job for leaving the butterhuffer, OP
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>>700604060
Tell her this, starting after "thought"
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This gif. No comment, no explanation, just the gif.
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>>700603779
>>700604087
>>700604194
Landwhale tits
Not even once
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>>700604043
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>>700604423
i love you OP
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ill give you another chance if you lose 45 lbs
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>>700604423
YES DUDE
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>>700604423
I'll rape you cunt
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>>700604423
hahaha
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>>700604589
Roll
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I did it for the lolz m'lady
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>>700604423
If you can drop 20 pounds you can lick the tip
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>>700604589
Roll.
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>>700604535
Oh, this. So much this.

For old times sake! FOR THE LULZ
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>>700603599
>>700604423
Are you dumb?
This was gotten first.
Much better too.
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>>700604423
I'll rape you cunt.
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>>700604241
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>>700604535
roll
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>>700604737
Rolll
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>>700604423
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>>700604659
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>>700604737
Roll this
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>>700602520
Call me a faggot or a Cuck or whatever, but I refuse to comment on her weight, she's only a kid (19) and has shed a ton Already, I want to piss her off and confuse her, maybe get tits out of it, but I won't cause that type of emotional despair.

To;dr? Her weight is still a dealbreaker
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>>700604423
>>700603167
Reroll
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>>700604659
roll
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>>700604423

Bitch, I'm Rick Harrison, and you're my pawn shop. You never know what you'll find in that pussy.
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Can I talk to your mom?
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>>700604535
Roll
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>>700604833
winrar
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>>700604842
>>700604888
don't be a faggot OP, trips demand it
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>>700604715

Nah, it's faggot OP doing the ol' "I'll go with these dubs cuz I like them better" routine.
Because he sucks cocks in hell.
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>>700604243
reroll.
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>>700604833
Pepperonied!
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>>700604833
Winnn
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>>700604737
Kek.
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>>700604833
Fucking winrar
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>>700604999
rip
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so many wins for the fucking weight comments.

Kek is ruthless tonight
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If you want to be in my life I want daily blow jobs and anal once a month. I'll marry you if you agree. This is my only offer and I will only offer it once.
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>>700604999
zip
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>>700604243
>>700604987
goddammit, missed by 1 on both of these.

reroll.
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Im sorry I've been such a dick lately. My family has problems as do I but I would really just like someone to talk to.
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I want you to have sex with my wife
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Well OP, looks like you're gonna have to threaten rape.

Or be a faggot.

Whatever. You signed up for "dubs tells me" then didn't let dubs tell you. Will you redeem yourself or be a colossal faggot?

The choice is yours, cuckmuffin.
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>>700604423
And I can't believe small children and pets don't orbit around you
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>>700604842
The fact that she's 19 makes it all the better. How the fuck do you let yourself get fat when your body should be in it's best shape? People shouldn't offer respect to others who don't respect their own bodies.
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I'm gonna add a little spice to avoid any consequences, but brace for impact!!!
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And I was gonna promote you from side hoe to main bitch too. Smh
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>>700605178
do it op
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>>700604423
Awwwww c'mon. Daddy wants to see dem flapjacks
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>>700605303
he is gonna be a fucking cuck and not do it.
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>>700604947
Yeah. Cause she's definitely in the mood to show tits.

So fucking witty.
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If you don't respond to this message your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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Everytime I made you a drink I would dip my balls in it
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>>700605299
Winrar
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I want to watch balto with you
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Then how about that ass?
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If dubs link her this thread.
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>>700605519
faggot pay attention
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Listen. I've been going through a rough patch and I just really want you so bad. Please send me some sick nudes so I can jerk it to them for the rest of my life.

Luv U
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>>700605593
She's going to need a wide angle lens
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>>700605640
Roll
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Come over for a fuck sesh.
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>>700605640
Reroll
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Rawl
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So I don't have permission to crush your puss?
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When we fucked I didn't know if I was fucking your puss or your fat rolls
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Lemme eat dat pussy
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>>700604535
ROLLING
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Are you sure you don't like me?
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OP where you at?
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>>700602520
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Cmon how bout a quicky? We'll both wear a paper bag just in case yours fall off
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Don't be like that. You have the sweetest pussy.
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sometimes i find it difficult to properly express myself. sometimes i just feel so alone. have you ever felt that way?
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Hurry up and deliver OP you faggot
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>>700605640
Roll
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>>700605333
Checked
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Maybe if I speak in your native tongue we'll be able to understand eachother better.

MOOOOOOOO
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>>700605947
Reroll
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>>700605640
roll
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Fuck
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>>700605947
reroll
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>>700605709
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Oi you're a tasty cunt. Give ol' pappy a peep at the pussy, yeah?
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Where the fuck are you OP
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I wanna give you a bowl full of fuck
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back that thing up plz
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>>700606104
Guys... Shit just got real...
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>>700606100
lol so many fucking good wins in this thread and faggot op won't deliver
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I think it's nearly time to question OPs sexual orientation and ridicule him for having said orientation.
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>>700606061
yo if you're op I think it's fair to ask for reroll (which would then be final)
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>>700606100
Winrar
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>>700606100
Winrar!!!!
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>>700602520
''You wanna get a bucket of KFC and work it out?''
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"I'm sorry baby. I'll make it up to you tomorrow night..."
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>>700606175
GIVE UPDATE
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>>700606175
we're not interested in your bowel movements
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>>700606100
>>700606133
Zoz these are perfect back to back

OP you fucking nigger. Deliver or kys
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>>700606234
>>700606256
There was a win ages ago you autistic cunts
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i didn't mean it i'm just drunk. marry me?
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fuck you op you autistic nigger
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>>700606175
Update?
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>>700604423
Eat shit and die
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>>700606384
Kek at newfag who doesn't realize it keeps going after the first win
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OP, where the fuck is the update
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>>700606175
fuck you, deliver or kys
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>>700605965
This and then another message explaining the first message was sent to the wrong number... 5 minute pause between messages
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I have a hard-on and a Michelin man fetish. We doing this thing or not?
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>>700606175
SITREP
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Kek
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Go fuck yourself shitty Op
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Update now you piece of shit
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OP, if you're still here at least post a screenshot of what you sent to prove that you didn't just nope out on us.
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>>700606596
idiot OP bounced a long time ago

try to keep up
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>>700606596
'no'
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OP, why have you forsaken us. Art thou a faggot?
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Ok well i'm sorry for being a dick to you and i genuinly just didn't know how to talk to you i hope you still want to talk to me in the future because i like you if you still want to leave then that's fine too because i'd understand why.. but please stay you are one of the few people who want me in their lives
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GODDAMNIT DELIVAR ALREADY OP FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT
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>>700606856
Roll
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OP IS A CONFIRMED FAGGOT

SAGE SAGE SAGE
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>>700606657
OP be ded.
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>>700606988
Winrar
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>>700606962
Yessss massa
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>>700607058
no this is the winner
>>700607055
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i've experienced so much lost is the last few weeks and i've been holding it inside me. my attempts to reach out to so many people have gone poorly. At this point i'm grasping at straws. i'm screaming 'LOOK AT ME, TALK TO ME' but no one seems to listen... are you listening?
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>>700606988
Fuck you, thats a gay ass thing to roll
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I know you sent some variation on rape win OP because you posted the same 'brace for impact' message you did the first time. Now hurry up and show us what happened
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>>700606856
Add: no one likes me, because of my fat fetish.
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>>700603348
you're like the fat whisperer
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>>700607118
thank you
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>>700607118
THE TEARS ARE DELICIOUS AND HAVE A MUCH HIGHER SODIUM CONTENT THAN AVERAGE
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>>700607118
Had to go off script because shit got real, also had to block my name... But here it is /b/astards
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>>700607118
LOOL
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>>700607118
You're a fucking loser and you went completely against the dubs

You deserve this fatass bitch nagging you. Faggot
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>>700607118
He returns
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>>700607118
YAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa...

yep op confirmed cock ingestor
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>>700607118
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>>700607118
Seems like you skipped Sceencapping some of your chat
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>>700607305
kek
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>>700607118
I've always loved you but i was just to scared to admit it. I know i have acted like an ass but thats because i was scared of my emotions. If you give me another chance plz go on a date with me, i know we could have something special.
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>>700607343
>still butthurt about earlier
kek
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>>700607118
its not my fault you got ooked in the dooker when you were little.... bout dem titties doe
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>>700607118
Is she a tumblerina? Everything about her screams issues, of course she was raped. Why were you even hitting this chick up in the first place
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>>700607118
You know I'm real tired of this casual talk. Why haven't we fucked yet?
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i'm sorry... i had a very similar experience when i was 10. i try to avoid talking about it... but because you had a similar experience...
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Op fgt better deliver or ur mom will die
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>>700607118
Wanna shoot for 8 years? You might be closing in on a world record
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>>700603515
Roll this again
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>>700607476
re-roll
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>>700607498
reroll
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>>700607530
roll
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>>700603515
Rollll
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>>700603515
This is fucking perfect. Roll
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Listen here, i just did a tenth of meth and im feeling horny. you better lock your fucking doors, because then you'll be 10 minutes away from my cock ramming into you.
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>>700607466
You're not too bright are you fella
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>>700607510
We met in outpatient...
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>>700607498
Roll
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>>700607711
winrar
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Cum in my bum
Chew some gum
Drink some rum
yo that's my mixtape check it out it fire those first 3 lines nigga
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ITT: edgy faggots
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Stop trying to make me waste my pity on you, you waste of fucking resources, the only thing you deserve is a slow painful death
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>>700607711
OP please
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>>700607711
Please OP
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>>700607711
winaaaa
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>>700607711
zippidi dooda
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K
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>>700607118
"Then why don't you kill yourself?"
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>>700607491
> still being a beta faggot

Laughter won't cover the anguish, tool. You're a pitiful cuck.
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>>700607711
holy fucking win
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>>700607498
rollando
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>>700607711
winrar OP Pls deliver
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>>700607824
Rollo
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>>700607530
Roll
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i try to hide the pain i experienced as a child with these drugs, but nothing seems to help. can you help me tonight?
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>>700607888
Trips
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Why don't u just drop dead already I'm tired of your complaint ya nasty hoe
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>Doesn't want to talk about weight
>Jokes about rape instead

kek

Show me dem titties so I can tell you have beautiful they are, baby.
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>>700603515
Roll
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>>700607384
lel i thought it was frylock
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>>700607711
Zoo wee mama we have a winrar
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>>700608011
Winrar winrar chicken dinar
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>>700607711
Brace for impact...
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>Send her a screenshot of google maps with her address pinned on it
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>>700606856
>>700607169
You idiot i just want to see tits
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>>700607118
I'm so sorry. I'm really just very attracted to you and don't know how to ask you this question....
but....

would you send me some pics of your tits? Because I love you so much and want you in my life. Forever.
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>>700603348
Do you have a Wacom tablet? That's a really good sketch. Any tips for doing art on a computer?

Also nice m e m e
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I cheated on you three times. Kek.
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>>700608188
We're way past that
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>>700608179
This.
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>>700608179
OP PLEASE
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>>700608011
winrar
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>>700607931
Nice projection faggot
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Maybe if this bitch wasn't trying to write a novel with every reply OP could post more.
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>>700608179
rolling
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>>700608309
No man, this girl is an attention seeking whore we could just turn this around everyone knows she is worthless
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>>700608179
rolling for this
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>>700608411
Winrar
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bad part is that I feel like if he really wanted to he could still come back from this in be in hambeasts pants tn
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>>700607711
win
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Send me fits or I'm gonna leak your address to some very harmful people
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>>700607711
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>>700608411
winzip
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>>700608566
That's was meant to be tits*
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We've done it doctor we've done it Doctor...
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>>700607711
OP here

Sorry man not gonna do that don't wanna get arrested
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If you guys haven't caught on yet he sends the first dubs after each photo he posts. This bitch writes so much and probably has to clean the colonel's grease off of her nugget shovels so often that it takes for ever to get a reply. So he's likely sent shit he just doesn't have any news yet.
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>>700608755
KEK
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>>700608755
Lmfao!
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OP? You alive or did ham beast sit on you
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>>700608789
Little late on that post.
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>>700608789
faggot
>>700608755
based op
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>>700608755
On my way, with a crack pipe and some chloroform in my lap
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>>700608755
not untill ive blown a load all over your fat fucking face
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>>700608911
winrar.
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>>700608755
I want to die. Please give me sex one last time for a release before I kill myself.
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After ramming, I'm gonna drink your tears from your ass.
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>>700608911
nice bush dubs
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>>700608911
I believe that's a win!!!
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>>700608755
Why haven't you killed yourself yet if you're so miserable?
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>>700608822
winflip
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>>700608755
im gon make you oink lil piggy
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>>700608911
winner winner
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>>700608789
are you really trying to impersonate op to make him look like a faggot?

faggot
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My mom died and i don't know how to react, im sorry. Just want to rest my head on your fupa.
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>>700608911
WINRAR. NO MORE DUBS NEEDED UNTIL NEXT SCREENCAP. THANK YOU.
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>>700608911
>>700608911
>>700608911
omfg, someone screencap this shit.
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>>700608911
Winrar
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you niggers going to get this guy arrested.
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>>700608911
WINRAR NIGAR CHIKEN DINAR
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>>700609011
ziprar
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>>700608911
Top fucking kek.
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>>700608755
She still wants your pathetic cock OP. She would have blocked you by now otherwise.

Go harpoon that land whale.
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>>700608911
Yes.
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>>700609177
winter
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this thread needs to live on in history
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>>700608911
op is going to jail
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SQUEAL FOR ME! SQUEAL! SQUEAL!
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I want to taste your plump lips

Benis
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>>700609203
yup yup yup
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>>700609150
Your point? He's not being forced to actually send anything.
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OP is going to go to jail he keeps this up. Nowadays rape can happen without even being in the same area code as a bitch.
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Im just joking girl, im a weirdo couse niggers tongued my anus and i dont want a relationship with you. We can still be friends, u ok with this?
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>>700609281
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Somebody screencap this
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i'm nigger lol
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>>700609352
This.

Do it anyway OP this bitch doesn't seem like she would actually leave you anyway.
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>>700609386
This
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>>700608911
this thread has serious potential

I might have to stay up for this one boys
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I'll pay you 200$ dollars tomorrow if you come over and let me eat your ass out. We got a deal?
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>>700609352
By association we've all raped everyone in here
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>>700609407
You city boy! Come on! Squeal for me!
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Oy vey
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Please deliver OP
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>>700609437
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>>700609643
Late
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>>700609608
Kike
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>>700609563
Oy vey!
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>>700609608
fucking jew cunt
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>>700609608
HE DOUBLE DIPPED!
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maybe i'm just saying this because... because... i've never told anyone this... but... i'm gay. there. i said it.
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>>700609681
Thank.
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>>700609681
Underrated
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>>700609681
Shit thanks anon. I for some reason lack the ability to screenshot.
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>>700609608
Fcking jew
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>>700609608
No jews alowed on 4chan. enjoy b&
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>>700609608
Fuck you jew
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It's true, I might be a Jew, oy vey, goyimfags
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>>700609681
Lel
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you've come this far don't let us down now
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>>700607931
I pity the cuck
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>>700609522
Winrar
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>>700609608
Fucking kike. Get outta here!
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>>700609681
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Posting this again because you're all idiots

If you guys haven't caught on yet he sends the first dubs after each photo he posts. This bitch writes so much and probably has to clean the colonel's grease off of her nugget shovels so often that it takes for ever to get a reply. So he's likely sent shit he just doesn't have any news yet.
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>>700610016
She's probably writing another dramatic text where she says she doesn't want to see him again, all the while wanting to see him again.
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>>700610063
As a Jewish man, I can tell you, that does not Kekel me Shekels.
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>>700610200
winzip
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Clean your bum, don't want to taste poo...
When I give you, the ole lick-a-roo
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>>700610200
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>>700609681
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>>700610231
>>700610262
Hivemind. And yeah
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>>700604863
Ahh the summer
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>>700610395
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NOT FUCKING AGAIN OP DELIVAR GODDAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK IS KEEPING YA?
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>>700604863
cringe
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>I would tell you to kill yourself but could you do it? What if you tried to hang yourself. There isn't a rope strong enough to hold you up, or even a tree tough enough. Bullet through the brain? Your arms would have to reach your head. Drug overdose? Good luck finding enough for a normal dose let alone an overdose. You could try jumping off of a building, but the elevator has a weight limit and you sure as hell can't climb those stairs. How about a bridge instead? You can jump down and try to drown at the bottom. Although I've heard grease floats on water. I guess your last option is to light yourself on fire. Fat happens to be great fuel. You can finally burn all those calories.
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>>700610515
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>>700609681
Fuck me . I cannot stop laughing at this stupid fucking joke
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>>700610546
rolllllll
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Don't need money, don't need fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train
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