Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I mold blocks of plaster then carve them when they are dry. I've never been asked to do a specific sculpture, but I've done little quick doodles and a couple paintings for people before.
ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand
>just finished masturbating to my animated chinese cartoon wife
>i dont last long anyway
>waddle through the labyrinth of shit jugs and piss bottles that is my basement
>beat my head against the door until mom brings me some Tyson brand chicken nuggies
> claim my waifu in the 24/7 waifu claim threads
my day so far how is your day going guys?
>wew that image
Another win in my book, thank you.
Honestly they should just let those people solve their own problems Palestinians, Israel,
Syria can`t Mossad the Assad with Russia helping him just leave those continents alone.
fix stuff here in the United States
Trump was on the right track of trying to ask for protection from other countries then he fucked up by saying combating ISIS who the hell cares what happens in europe.
That is why we are Building the ANTI DEFIMINATION FREE SPEECH LEAGUE
where you can call someone a faggot, a nigger a kike, a spic, a honkey, or sand nigger.
aboloshing the hate crime law that is just senseless.
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Which one's your strong suit.
Tomorrow. All the tire shops are closed on Sunday for some reason.
>I have the Devils luck according to my friend.
Because she's frail. Just look at her build. I don't really see her being in the thick of battle hacking away with a greatsword. I guess she could be a mage as well but mages are lame
Yasuraka ni nemuru
Goodnight, most likely.
He actually did it, the abslute madman
Okay guys, can y'all stop saying "damage control". Making fun of people with autism doesn't make you cool! Leave us alone!!!! You're sooooo cool cause you lost your virginity before me, who the heck care? Go back to playing call of duty we play csgo you casual normies
I only recently came back to sculpting, and this is the first time I've worked in plaster.
>I know right? Probably my favourite one.
Alright I'll chalk it up, 1-0. I'm losing here and with Maki now.
That's real odd. Oh well at least you've got a plan for it.
Seems like lately you do anyways, maybe a spell of good lucks coming?
Lack of any summer skins put my hope to sleep.
The smug mug that wants to be snug.
Or she could be a rogue, sneaking around and stuff. I get what you mean on the build though. Mages are cool as shit man, whipping fireballs about the place.
>any girls reaction after reading this
Is this really what you Waifu Fags are?
nothing much watching the clock run down until I feel like I'll be too tired tomorrow. What are you up to?
What made you come back to sculpting. Just more money in it compared to paining, or enjoyable?
playing league going to play overwatch after this. anything to do later?
Nah. Maybe I'll play a few league games myself then head to bed
How're you doing?
>never lost virginity
>stay up till I get tired masturbing to cartoon, lose track of days
>bang head on door an scream at mom to make me chicken tenders
>she brings them to her good boy
>eat chicken tenders and know my waifu loves me big big
Do you guys really have this much mental issues?
I wanted to think about art and the image in a different way.
Yep. And it seems the insurance noticed the double charge for the towing, so I'll have enough for a new tire if my dad doesn't have a spare. Wish that fuccboi would answer his damn phone though.
Knowing me, good luck is no where to be seen. I think my good luck is going to make sure I don't die in these events.
Any reason you're sculpting heads specifically?
I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you for acknowledging my joke.
I had some poutine today, how was yours?
>I can see why
Well, I won once against the little Tsunato
I was proud
That's what comes out. Memories, apparitions, forms in the fog.
Your two word replies make holding a conversation with you rather challenging
>sneaking around and stuff
She's clumsy in a cute way, wouldn't see her as the sneaky type
>Mages are cool as shit man
Well yeah but their outfits aren't that interesting. Most of them would obscure the nice shape that she has
Gee whiz! That was fun. Good posting
>tfw you're not a part of the cream team
>This kills the Tomato
Oh no, already passed out earlier, thanks though Boss. What are you up to?
Good game Smugs, how goes it?
Thanks, maybe the RNG is nicer wherever I'm going. What's up though?
Hopes, physically, mentally, you name it man. Another loss eh?
Did something happen again?
What's up? Notice the curtains behind me? That's me getting raped in the pic, at least I have friends and I'm not some beta virgin posting Chinese cartoon characters I have a girlfriend I already showed you guys! Come on now lol
Pretty well. Nothing exciting today
Who doesn't want to snug with smug?
Pretty swell. You?
I had dr. Pepper with no poutine. So im sad
Sorry. I just went with greeting on how everyone else greeted me. What up with you?
100% oj? Trying it now
Pretty swell right now. You?
How much would you charge for a head/figurine if someone were to ask.
Probably should, I'd likely buy one for the hell of it.
Rad, I've mostly been hanging around the house, helping K get her back to school gear sorted
At least, she's prepared
>I don't know if she's emotionally ready for a new school
But maybe thats just me being worried.
>I feel like such a dad right now, kek.
It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my dummy mommy
Oh, my bad kek
Not much at the moment, I'm downloading Medieval II: Total War right now
What about you?
>I had Dr. Pepper
>This kills the Ama
Lil' smug pls, don't bring me down with you
>maybe the RNG is nicer wherever I'm going
RNJesus is waiting for you my child
RNG loves me. The first 30 boxes I ever opened had so many legendaries for a while I thought that yellow ones were the epic rarity
>What's up though?
Still going hard on that art. It's a solid 5760x7732 res so that's probably all I'll be doing in the next few days. I'll need some tunes to get through them though
>just went with greeting on how everyone else greeted me
Looking back that makes sense
>What up with you?
See reply above
>Oh the irony~
Wait the towing people charged you twice? If so that's fucked. Would probably be easier if you had the spare, but like you said at least you have the money just in case.
Maybe this has been the good luck, and tomorrow you're gonna get hit by a satellite.
I'm not even sure what the contest is anymore, but I won't lose to a tomato! Tell me your secrets.
I haven't watched the show, so I wouldn't know myself. Fair enough then, wouldn't wanna knock a table over while sneaking.
I think that mage outfits especially have a lot more varied things than other class outfits. I'm sure there's something that'd keep the assets.
As I can see.
All round downer.
Losing, not loss yet Maki. You're ahead of yourself.
Not too sure. How's it going?
>Smuggest picture I have
QOTT: How does /waifu/ feel about guns? Galil and I don't get to answer because everyone knows we're ammosexual already.
The generic 20$ price comes to mind. Probably depends on the head, OCD makes me a picky person.
Depending on how large that is, between 30-40 bucks.
>Same, just playing some vidya with friends.
>Wasn't even going fast
Maki, why do mechanical things hate me so.
Ya, but it was still pending. As soon as it actually went through, there was only one charge. And ya, there used to be a spare on the bar in the back, but that bar seems to... be missing...
Please Doll, with the way my luck is, I'll JUST walk out of my room, and it'll crash right into it, destroying all of my stuff, while leaving me with just a few scratches.
For a small one?
No. Not really.
The smallest ones are less than an inch high. The largest ones are around five inches high. Which one were you thinking?
I love guns, they're my favourite thing.
Maybe you're just too worried dude lol. Does it start tomorrow?
Fiiiiinnne. I'll get some bootleg poutine tomorrow then. Youre making my crave it
Art? Im not aware that you draw besides that one time when you said you like to draw when drawfags invaded
Pretty good. Playing 100% orange juice. You doing good i hope?
Never shot one. But i want to though
Playing 100% orange juice here
>So strong, so caring, so smart
How I wish I could be her weapon.
Was there ever a point?
It took me days of intense battling, but in the end, I managed to win. Now I can call Maki "Tsunato"
Yes yes... Slowly become Canadian~
If these ones were bigger, I'd probably pay around my previously stated price range. For it's size already, 15-20 dollars at most.
Were in a good spot. I'd like it to be so if I pass training I can handle explosives. That's just me.
what's up smug
You have a very fine taste in waifu
Yep, I'm gonna drop her off for her first day and try to embarrass her a little bit, just for fun though.
>Probably won't work because in her eyes I'm really cool.
If I said something or called out to her as she was leaving and anyone said anything she'd probably be like
>"That's Anon! He's super cool, he's got all these old games and stuff."
She's in asleep now, so I don't think she's too worried, or if she is, she doesn't let it get between her and sleep.
Also somebody on /w/ drew me a wallpaper, its the pic on >>700597829
and its pretty neat. I'm using it as my phone background and I can just claim minimalism looks cool if people ask.
Hory shet I hadn't seen that pic before. That's way too cute
>I haven't watched the show
I'd only recommend OniAi if you like a slice of life ecchi with a really silly but amusing plot. it's only 12 episodes so you'd be done quickly anyway
Yea I'll admit the little details could make for an interesting outfit. I'll look around in Skyrim and see if there's anything nice to be found. Maybe a mage Akiko after this one
Guns are too fast and too loud. I like crossbows
>Im not aware that you draw
Nigga I draw shit all the time
Also forgetting all the ohayous I've done so far, one of which is yours
Head 14 is one of my larger ones. 16 is about two inches high, 21 and 18 are about an inch high.
21 & 14 would likely be my favorites out of that bunch. If 21 were larger, I'd pay a bit for it. Right now I'd pay 15. For 14, not knowing the specific size, probably 25.
Just me though, people will most definitely value it for different reasons and want different price ranges.
That's not the game I was referring to heh. Although yeah it was pretty fun. Not bad, had a sudden wave of sleepiness so just sitting here till it hits again.
All good my friend. Sounds pretty rad by the name if it, always found Medieval badass. Hope you enjoy it. Just listening to music at the moment.
Kept him waiting long enough. Now that is some RNJesus love, if only he shared the wealth a bit more.
Sounds like you're pretty focused, nice. With that kind of conviction it'll turn out pretty well. What kind of tunes might you be looking for?
Fair enough. I think there was a point scored earlier, not even sure.
Christ man, it's a bad omen when it comes to mechanics.
I don't really main anything put I used to play support a lot with my friends. I also like playing tank tops
Oh sorry. I mean im playing 100% orange juice. What game are you playing with the bros?
Lemme add some bbq sauce smd exchange the brown gravy for white gravy
In doing fine. Playing a pretty fun board game thing on steam. What up with you?
Awww maybe just tell her "if anyone messes with you, please tell me" or something
Well shit my bad and oh yeah. What's the new project yore currently working on?
>not wanting to be Tusbaki's meister
>have a loving, caring girl
>sharp mind AND sharp edges
>can fight on her own in human form; visibly demonstrates proficiency in multiple weapons and her bare fists
>has multiple forms; is basically a living multitool
>will put up with you being weird
>absolute madwoman if pushed
>hugs and cuddles ad infinitum
But Maka is still okay taste. She's smart, tough as nails, and has Daddy Issues. Not to mention she really does care about you and will skullfuck anyone who hurts you. Perfect if you don't mind a touch of tsun.
so like maokai darius that kind of stuff
Wow and cowchop. standard night. what game are you playing?
That wouldn't even cover the cost of materials.
Don't really care for them either way. Not my thing.
Oh fair enough then, just an error then. Thought they were doing some dodgy shit. Maybe the ghosts took the bar?
At this rate you'd be better off becoming Amish. I'm sure horses can drift.
Thought you meant you were just pissing about with actual orange juice for a sec. Yep, doing good, eyes are real heavy though.
>Thanks, thought of you when I found it.
There may as well have never been.
A fitting name, sure it was a harsh fight.
I'll add it to the list. It's actually small enough that I might actually finish something for a change.
There's a lot of stuff you can add/take away from a mage outfit and it still looks magey. Are you limiting it to skyrim, because League mages have some decent outfits.
>Velkoz Akiko when?
Yep, stands at 4-2. Enjoy your sleep anyway?
Is that a game or...? I'm in WoW doing some leveling
That's one of my rare Ama pics, gaze upon it's beauty~
>I think that's the first time I ever posted that image
I'm sure I will, I love strategy games! Have you looked into Wargame yet?
Sounds like a chill night for you, hope you'll enjoy it
Damn, that's a pretty liberated poutine you'll be eating
Contesting for the sake of it then
It was harshly fought. The battlefield was bloody and dirty, but in the end, I won thanks to a Metal Gear reference
>She's a smart kid though, she might well make some other kid cry if they mess with her
Luckily I've taught her not to pick fights unless it was really necessary, like if her friend was being picked on
>I will jump through all the hoops just to make sure my little K doesn't get in trouble for giving a kid the London Look for picking on her friend.
If dubs I switch Waifu from Kirara to Akeno Himejima
more like cho or mundo. I'll usually try to get something that goes well with the team or specially resistant to the other team
>I'm pretty tired, I think I'm gonna go to bed, kek.
Seriously. Then again, looking at the sidewall of these tires, they're cracked to hell. I'm wondering how fucking old they are...
Yep. Leaves me about $170 to use on a tire or two. Fucking spooks, taking my shit. But no, my dad stripped this thing down hella hard. It's literally a shell on wheels.
I'll fix my car after every work day before i do that.
Apologies, not familiar with the pricing of making these. How much did the materials set you back? Hadn't factored that.
It's still heresy.
Want to guess again?
No going back now...
Cowchop? Sounds like a cow slaughterhouse simulator. 100% orange juice. Pretty faced paced board game thing
Lmao ewww no! Sleep is always your friend
>you thought of me?~
It's a game. Weird title yeah :/. What's your race?
Im making poutine texas as FUCK
Wew that's scary. Youre too cute you know? Goodnight penny
What are the odds?
1 in 10
The odds are about 1 in 10.
You can still repent with lewds of this false waifu.
>Now that is some RNJesus love
I don't know, he's fucked me over as well
>2 yellow pads fly up in the air
>mfw it's sjw Tracer and banana man Mcree
To this day I still cry
>With that kind of conviction it'll turn out pretty well
Here's hoping. 100% dedication to waifu.
>What kind of tunes might you be looking for?
The kind that keep me awake and focused I guess
More like bored game. I could never into those
>What's the new project yore currently working on
It's my first try at Akiko art. I've been extremely cautious about this since I really don't want to fuck it up. I have a good feeling about it though
I've rewatched it 9 times now. It's really silly and really enjoyable. Nothing super heavy feels, just a fun anime to watch. Also Akiko is best girl
>Are you limiting it to skyrim
No I'm not limiting it to anything except for my own likings. Maybe I should check out league and other games
>Velkoz Akiko when?
I uhh... I actually already did this
Well it's a damn shame it isn't seen more
I actually also have a bunch of pics I've probably never posted or keep for special occasions
i mean, she iz a freak in the sheets, amirite.
I am a human frost mage! I usually play warriors, but decided to branch out
thats the description of a tank yeah
Time for another good ol' game of "How much of my faggotry will be tolerated?"
Yeah. I was just precising that Idon't really play bully tanks like darius or ren
Lmao you actually answered
Really? Not even something like chess?
Oohhhh nice! Dont blame you for wanting it to be perfect
>ice ice bb
Trying out new classes huh
What shall we call it? Texan poutine?
>Speaking of which, Italian poutine is delicious
I pretty much chose my pics I post randomly or chose the ones I really like
Snakes have a cloaca, not a vagina, actually, but every who draws the porn of her FORGETS BASIC BIOLOGY!
It's the principle that counts.
Ooo winning on a MG reference. What was it?
You can probably get a tire pretty cheap somewhere. 170 should be enough. Spooky dindus. Anything salvageable from it?
But the you could do this on your way to work.
What actually is the game then? Nah, I've gone too far now, gotta commit.
>Yep, you're the smuggest thing I know
That's a lot of rewatching. Shows they're doing something right with it then. Fair enough then, be a nice change to watch something without feelsy moments. I have a feeling your best girl claims a tad biased.
Ah it's your art after all. I'm sure there's lots of good sources.
Oh I didn't even know kek.
Yep, we did. A good amount of chuckles were had. That sounds promising, but I've noticed when I deliberately try it doesn't work, gotta be really out of it. Thanks though, got a cut off time anyways.
That's a lot of yo. Standard night for the both of us.
That's a pretty good lead, not long before the best NPC catches up. Yeah is was pretty swell, didn't go face first into the keyboard.
Awesome man, nothing beats em. I did a little and that's the kind of stuff that riles me up, looks like a ton of fun, not sure about running it however. Those military scenarios are beckoning. 9/10 times I always do, looks like it'll be happen again.
Average tire life is like what? 3-4 years? Gonna times that by 2 at least then.
I'm so sorry
>banana man Mcree
All of his skins passed Epic look pretty meh honestly.
That's what they like to hear, gained yourself some points into getting into that sweet 2D heaven.
>The kind that keep me awake and focused I guess
Eh not sure id this'll do it, but I've been jamming this for awhile now
Yep, there's all kinds of classes: warriors, paladins, monks, shamans, mages, druids, etc.
whats going in?
It's P good. I'd recommend it.
isn't it always....
Heres a diagram. Fun fact, male snakes have two penises!
I don't know. The stuff to make the mold, the plaster, the tools to shape it, all that shit, is like, at least that much. Then there's the time it takes to make one of them. The tiniest ones take at least an hour to carve.
Rio grande after the river in texas
>ooooooooh. Do tell
Some chibi fast paced board game. Pretty fun, nice little music and such
>youre forgetting rory-sama
Hell yes. Aw damn. Your body mustve been so used it just crashing
>that meat curtain
All that just to keep a guy busy. Besides your main, whats the next highest leveled character?
Oh a youtube channel!
I was decent at chess but I get bored quickly. I tend to lose interest in such things over time
>Dont blame you for wanting it to be perfect
Only the best will do for waifu
I'll choose pics that fit the situation. They're like a mix between best girl and reaction pics
Now come join us in OW fag
Well I just adore Akiko, and that feeling is reinforced every time I watch it
>I have a feeling your best girl claims a tad biased.
Where did you get that baseless assumption?
Yeah I just bought an epic for him because the legendaries look like shit
>Stuck in the sound-Let's go
Ayyy now there's a blast from the past. Great song Maki
Had no idea. Have a thing for pronounced features on those heads anyway, I'd dish out more, why not.
This mage. My main is at 100, this mage is at 50
I mean, all the features are pronounced. In profile you can see the nose and brow.
Pretty good! Just playing some WoW and getting ready for school tomorrow...first day of the semester tomorrow. You?
I'll try my best, but you're too good at this.
Well that's always a good sign. Got any plans?
>Stuck in the sound-Let's go
Top waifu taste, top music choice.
I'll assume you meant on and you weren't attempting to be lewd.
Nothing much, desperately keeping sleep at bay. Yourself?
May have to give it a little look up then. Any plans for the day smug?
>Still not as consistently smug
Probably the same reason I loop Bloodborne a lot I guess. Work for that waifu love!
It's just a hunch, something seems off here...
If I remember correct, I used some of Big Boss' speech he made towards Old Snake in MGS 4 and a piece of Ishmael dialogue where he named Venom Snake "Ahab"
Yeah! it's a ton of fun~ The Total War series is also similar to that, I'm sure your PC can handle the older ones like Medieval 2 or SHOGUN 2
>It's basically the same thing as plain poutine, but instead of using brown gravy, you use Bolognese sauce
I only do that when I know the pic fits the situation really well
Aww... But I'm making a download!
Guy, Looking for new anime.
Whats best out of these?
Outbreak Company, Kyo kara Maoh!, El Hazard, The Tower of Druaga, or Koihime Musō?