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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding in your home. Teddy will kill you in your sleep, unless you post in this thread.
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pls dnt kll me tdy
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Get out my house teddy or start paying rent
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dont kill me pls
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teddy's a cunt
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I'm just glad to have company. i get lonely
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I'm gonna suck your puppet dick off teddy
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I want to die
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No u
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>>700589122
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fuck
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Gary Busey?
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ok.
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>>700589122
Teddy looks like a bitch
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>>700589122
stfu teddy
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im scared
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Bye bye Teddy
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Penus
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nigger
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>>700590019
me too
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0/10 would fuck
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fuck off teddy, your mams fanny is fucking rank
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>>700589122
Yis
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Fuck off m8
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>>700589122
Teddy can go fuck himself, because there's a line of undead pieces of shit living in my house that want to kill me.
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>>700589122
nm
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>>700589122
puto
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>>700589958
Altoke perrou
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Fuck you Teddy
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dont break eye contact while you give the su c c teddy
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>>700589122
>
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No teddy
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>>700589122
Hi
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>>700589122
come now, teddy. Quit bullshitting
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Teddy better start paying fucking rent, freeloading little nigger.
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>>700589122
fuck
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>>700589122
checked
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i duck taped my face
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fucc teddy, I'll beat the nigga ass and rip his own dick off and shove it in his mouth, the ol bitchass nigga
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we have all fallen into his chasm
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>>700589122
Not gonna risk it
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teddy
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Wut
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>>700590302
Huelo un argentino
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Fuck off teddy you stupid cunt, get out of my goddamn house. I tell you every fucking day to leave after I get home from work, and all you do is give me that gay ass smile of yours. You're a lazy, goodfornothing piece of shit who's sole purpose is to spend my fucking money and make shitty threads on /b/. Just fucking grow up Teddy, Jesus Christ. I fucking hate you and everything you stand for, you insufferable, fuckfaced yellow teeth monstrosity of a brother in law.
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Why are these post legal ?
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>>700589122
ayy lmao
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>>700589122
hi teddy
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>>700589122
But tedy I wuv you
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protect me pupper
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nigg
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fuck you
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>>700589122
K
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Ted
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fag
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>>700589122
fuck
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>>700589122
Post
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>>700589122
something
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Aw shit son
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Teddy, more like deady
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K
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no pls
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>>700589122
motherfucker
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Pls no tiddy
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>>700589122
fuck
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>>700589122
Fuck off, space nigger
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>>700589122
Pls teddy no
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>>700589122
i am posting in this thread but cancelling out my post in hopes teddy does some nasty shit to me in my sleep. you see teddy is a faggot and so is this thread. you can kill me and my mother faggot. your little game is flawed - as i said before i negate it all in my post. i was never here. just want to say it's all bullshit and you're a faggot OP.
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>>700589122
V̵̢̨̱̫͖͍̘̲̪͖̳̘͖̩̝̣̭͎͔̙͇̪͚̳͇̥̝̭̲͓̺͙̮̘̩̻̮̺͙̱̞̮͍̼̠͙͇̣̜̖̩̦̟͍͒̃̓̄͂͆́̓͗̏̿̍͌̾͂̅̈́̆͛̒̓̊̉͋̈̋͛͆̑̆̈̌͐̽̎͐̌̈́̓́̌͋̚̚͜͠ͅI̸̛͚̙͖͑̒̔̽̌̿͑̔̄̋͂͗̐̎̈́͋̇̌̌͆̈́̊̒̍̂͊̄͗̇͐͐̈́̾̓͗̐̉͐̃̌͒̀͌͆͆̒̽͗̎̓̎̑̀͗̋̎̒̉̎́̚̕̕͘͘̚̕͝͝R̴̢̨̢̢̛̛̛̘͎̪̞͍̤̝͓̲̞̺͚̠̤̗̖̼̱̥̼̺͎̖͙͈͉̯̟̲̟̠̗̠̞̘̜̱͔̫͓͖̖̂͋͐̈́́̏̃́͗͆̈́̆̾̒̌͛̎́̀̏͗́́̉͒̂̐̓͂̊͛̂̓̔͆̐̿̿̊͐̌̉̈́͑̑̎͒̈͛̊̑̍̆͐̽̆͆̂̓͆̀̉́̓̏͘͘̚͠͝͝ͅƯ̶̧̨̨̧̨̡̢̬̟͍͙̮̬͔̹̣̼̘̰̭̥̙̤̦͕͈̪͓̬̦͈̻͔̜͖͕͖̓̎̓̈͊̓̔̂̀͌̚̚͜͜ͅͅͅS̷̨̡̢̨̨̨̨̢̡̡̢̧̢̛̛̛̤͕̘̰̮͎͓͕͕͍͍̫͙̰͍̫̪̳̹͍͙̠̲̬̠̰̳̫͚̭̜̣͓̳͈̤͖͎̝̘͉̱̲̲̥̼̹͚̪̥͎̬͉̖̞̱̻̪̬͚͈̝̼̺̰̳͎̙̱̝̮͈͇͓̳̫̞̉̊͐̊̒̈́̆̀̊͐̌̾͛̀̏̒̀̈̔̐͗͒́̐̏̀͊͒̂̌͗̿͌̈́͊̑͆͐́̆̈́̒̈́͗͑̀̋̋̽̄͊̉̌̈́̍͗̃̓̈̀̀͌͊̐̎̑͑̓̈̆̀̕̕̚̚͘̚̕̕͠͠ͅ
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>>700589122

I no home
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ehsh
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>>700589122
fuck me teddy
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Kk
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>>700589122
a;lfja;lsdfj;alsjkdf;laskjdflk;jsadf
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>>700589122
in this thread
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get that ugli as sgrin off ur face boi
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>>700589122
pls mercy
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No
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If doubles, Teddy rips out my eyeballs tonight.
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Pepperoni pizza!
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>>700589122
Ok Don't Please
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>>700589122
I fucking hate you
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Plz don't kill meh
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>>700589122
FUCK
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pls nu
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ok
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Teddy:Hi, I am Teddy.
Me: Here we go again...
Teddy: Once you read this you cannot get out.
Me: Get out of what?
Teddy: Finish reading this until it is done!
Me: Until What's done??
Teddy: As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old
Me: You don't have to introduce yourself twice
Teddy: I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead
Me: You Don't Say?
Teddy:If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed
Me: I guess I'll be sleeping with my axe tonight..
Teddy: When you're asleep, I'll kill you
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I like traps but im not gay
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can teddy talk first pls im lonely :D >>700589122
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k
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ok
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>>700589122
Teddy's not hiding
He lives under my bed
I feed him grapes
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teddy fucking kill me now dude
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Fuck that nigga
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>>700591688
Teddy:Hi, I am Teddy.
Me: Here we go again...
Teddy: Once you read this you cannot get out.
Me: Get out of what?
Teddy: Finish reading this until it is done!
Me: Until What's done??
Teddy: As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old
Me: You don't have to introduce yourself twice
Teddy: I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead
Me: You Don't Say?
Teddy:If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed
Me: I guess I'll be sleeping with my axe tonight..
Teddy: When you're asleep, I'll kill you
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>>700589122
i
want
to
sleep
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PlZ Tedy noooo
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>>700591852
Me: How can you kill me if you don't even exist?
Teddy:Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters
Me: Here we go again with the fake people who died because of a crappy letter
Teddy: Well, Foolish Patty
Me: No! Smart Patty cause she didn't believe in chain letters
Teddy: She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha Patty, Ha ha!
Me: Getting killed by a TV that started flickering on and off.. Seems legit..
Teddy: You don't want to be like Patty, do you?
Me: No, I want to be veterinarian
Teddy: Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha!
Me: Coma?! Seriously?? George is just on medications..
Teddy: Now, do you want to be like George?
Me: STFU
Teddy: Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life.
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>>700589122
Inna need some rent teddy
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>>700589122
Pls nu tdy
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>>700592049
Me: Really? Bloody Mary isn't a person, It is a drink in England (I think)
Teddy: Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground.
Me: It's just a coincidence..Things happen!!
Teddy: He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children
Me: *promoted and *proposal You're stupid Teddy..
Teddy:Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
Me: Teddy Teddy Teddy.. Just GTFO!
Teddy: Okay..:(
Me: *evil laugh*
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dammit teddy
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>>700589122
dont want death
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lemme suck u off real quick lad
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hello fuckers
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Pls leave teddy
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>>700589122
Stop
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>>700589122
fug
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Rip
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sheeeiiiiitttt
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damn
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>>700589122
pls teddy kruger dont spoop me
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>>700589122
ok
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Oh boi that's spooky
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>>700589122
Holy fucking nostalgia. Does anyone else remember this chain email?
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>>700589122
i love u teddy
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>>700589122
Teddy no kill plz
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>>700589122
Kek
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Pls no
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Don't kill me plz
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>>700589122
Heck
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No plz
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>>700589122
OH GOD NO I AM DEAD AND I GONNA TAKE YOUR SOUL WITH ME TO THE FLAMES OF HELL
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>>700589122
No teddy
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Pls no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
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>>700589122
faggot
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Posting
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>>700589122
Teddy looks like the only thing he be killing is himself with an overdose of crystal meth
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>>700589122
SILLY GIRL
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fghfghfg
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>>700589122
Fuck man
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no teddy
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Oh shit sorry teddy
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fuck you teddy
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>>700589122
well fuck
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>>700589122
Teddy will suck me off trips get
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Cant risk it gotta have sex at least once first
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go away
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>>700592830
Yup. I never understood it. He says he's 7 years old and has no eyes and blood all over his face, which completely contradicts the picture.
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>>700589122
fuq u
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ye
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fuck off teddy
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Well, rules are rules.
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Teddy no
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ok
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Get DA fuck out
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Fuck you.
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>>700593311
You should have sex with Teddy.
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>>700591486
i hope he rips mine too
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ok
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>>700589122
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okkkk
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fvck
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haha saged kid
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Creepy
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Cumon
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>>700589122
i am posting in this thread
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>>700589122
stop
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k
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K
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once more round the thread we go again
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>>700589122
What if i dont ever sleep and teddy is a huge cancerous faggot?
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>>700589122
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no
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>>700589122
I'm scared
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>>700589122
teddy come squeeze me
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>>700589122
OH SHIT
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>implying I don't want teddy to kill me
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>>700589122
What is this actually from though?
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>>700589122
Get fucked loser
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>>700593966
That's teddy
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Teddy plox
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Wat
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no
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You're cute, teddy.
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pls teddy, rape me
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k
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pls no teddy
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fight me boyu
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>>700590774
Kek'd, fuck me
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>>700594030
No shit, fucktard, where is the picture from though? I've seen it somewhere.
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>>700593966
Chainmail as old as time. OP didn't make it up, either. It's literally always been Teddy.
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>>700594199
It's teddy and you may have seen it from your house bc that's where he is, can't you read?
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>>700589122
ayyyyy
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>>700589122
no harm no foul teddy
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plz no ted
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>>700589122
Teddy is a cuck
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>>700594199
You don't understand, it's teddy
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How can Teddy murder my ass if he's dead?
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>>700589122
>>700589122
Teddy needs an operation
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sleep tighter pupper
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>>700589122
Fuck off teddy
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im dead too
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Pls
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>>700594470
Teddy is dead.
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K
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>>700589122
Teddy is a fag
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No
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>>700589122
why must you do this
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no teddy
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ok
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>>700589122
Feel free to grab a banana mate.
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What if I don't want Teddy to leave.
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Teddy is a fag, like OP
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Teddy pls no kill bby
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Teddy riner
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Eat my ass, Teddy
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ted dont
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>>700594867
I mean, nothing about the wording of this leads me to believe he will.
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joi
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God damn it, fuck you
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I don't live in a home. gg
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>>700589122
no kll teddy
we dem bbois
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just to be safe
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teddy plz no
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2edge5me
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>>700589122
daccord
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Teddy take my keyboard
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Stop being a dick teddy
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>>700589122
fuck you
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ripo in sleepo
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>>700589122
pls no
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No teddy
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don't kill me
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fuck off cunt
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>>700589122
xD
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pls i no want die
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>>700595176
fuck i hate that guy
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>>700589122
Teddy man, looks like you need to lay off the coffee and take a nap
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fuck
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>>700589122
plz no
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Jokes on you, I don't have a home.
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ew
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ok
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>>700589122
will u hurt the crickets in my basement mr teddy
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sheit
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I already replied before but no
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no teddy
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>>
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>>700589122

not risking it
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i have crippling depression and want to kill myself
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>>700589122
Ok :D
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>>700589122
Why
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Nigger
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>>700589122
lick me daddy
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>>700589122
banan
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>>700589122
nope
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Teddy I know you ate my fucking graham crackers you cunt
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>>700589122
Fuck it
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Nigger better get a job if he's gonna be living here
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Wuss up
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My nigga teddy
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jokes on you im homeless and want to die
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>>700595920
>>700595919
>>700595911
>>700595860
>>700595844

>>/s4s/4706202
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suh dude
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ayy
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>>700589122
roll
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Hi
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Pps
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>>700589122
scary teddy
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>>700589122
Jokes on you, I'm already dead on the inside
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Ty
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>>700589122
pls no
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Please end it
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>>700589122
faggot
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Pls no i dindu nuffin
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>>700590214
Saved. Good work anon.
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>>700589122
asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdas
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