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Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military. I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing.
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>>700573984

You're welcome to come and try, General.
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I could shoot you for breaking into my house.
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anything can be a melee weapon if you try hard enough
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lol this wanna be, what a joke. Bring it on fat ass.
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OP please post a pic and timestamp of yourself. I wanna see the badass vet who can do whatever he pleases.
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his head is a rectangle
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>>700574423
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>>700573984
is that private potatoe who skin the potatoes?
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>>700573984
I don't get this, that just looks like a typical Army reservist/national guard
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>>700574753
i meant peel
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>>700573984
No amount of autism and chicken tenders will ever change the shame your father has over not forcing the abortion.
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>>700573984
GENERAL FLETCHER SIR, You are the finest general I ever had the honor of serving under
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>>700574785
Look cloesly at the rank - he looks too young to be a Brigadier General. Otherwise he's on point.
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>>700573984
You sir are very intimidating, please leave my sheckles alone
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>>700575381
probably a fast burner dude
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>>700573984
You wanna slap my ass? What are you a fuckin faggot? Good luck trying to fit through my door fatass
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Can you imagine being in the Army and having to take orders from this fat, pathetic fuck? That would fucking crush my self-esteem.
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>>700575895
That's the reality, he is an O-7
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>>700575391
you posted your identity on 4chan? LOLOLOL
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>>700573984
Fuck you and the american military industrial complex. You fat fucking piece of worthless beta shit. I'd shove my foot up your ass but it would probably get stuck. Fucking neck beard piece of shit.
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>>700573984
The bait, i'm not taking it.
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>>700573984
Tell me the shit bitch, slut? I'll leave that I know graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been in many Involving south Al-Qaeda raids secrets, and have more 300 confirmed dead. I'm in the war FORMED gorillas and I'm the best shooter in all armed forces of the United States. You are nothing to me but just another goal. I clean your like never Baises precision that has previously been seen on this earth, mark words whores month. Do you mean you can shit get to me on the Internet? Think again, fucker. At the moment I contacted my secret spy network in the United States and its IP address is currently in preparation in order to better prepare for the storm is, vol. The storm that clears the pathetic little thing that you call your life. You're dead, boy man. I can be anywhere at any time and can kill Sept. hundred more ways, and that's with just bare hands month. Not only am I trained a lot in hand to hand combat, but I do access to the entire arsenal of the United States Navy and I will use it in its entirety for the unfortunate clean the continent donkey surface piece you shit. If only I could know what his little comment punishment profane "intelligent" was about to fall on you, perhaps your've kept your fucking language. But he could not, did not, and now the price, stupid shit. I shit on you and you drown in fury. You're dead, boy man.
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>>700573984
Holy shit OP this Nigger stole your uniform and has convinced people he's you!
http://www.chronicle-independent.com/archives/44145/
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>>700576011
Says a lot about the Army, and none of it good. Thank god for the Corps.
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>>700573984
>3rd amendment
>not understanding the constitution you fight for
fucking retard, no wonder so many worthless millennials like you join the army
they're literally useless anywhere else
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>>700575381
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>>700574545
ayy
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>>700573984
Fuck you, you're obviously a no-go or resie. Regular Army would never allow your fat ass to stay in.
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>>700573984
Id probably drag your faggot ass off my couch and curb stomp the shit out of you.
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>>700575391
>works for deers
>looks up name
>no results
>mfw
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>>700575391
HOLY FUCK
what does the circle w mean?
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>>700577097
new CAC cards have that on them for color blind people so they know it's white.

I'm not joking.

I mean you'd think that if you're colorblind, whatever color you see as white is always going to be the same, so you'd know if the CAC card is the same color as the others.
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I just..........theres just so much beauty in the world you know guys. The very fact that this fat fuck stick thinks that he could A. Walk into my house uninvited. B.Slap my ass of his own free will. And C. Not immediately get met with a face full of 3" Magnum Buckshot for either A or B. Is down right hilarious. I for one highly encourage you to try and do so General Land Whale. I will garner much enjoyment from watching the coroner scrape your brain matter of my fucking front door.
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>i went to the army that means I can beat up anyone now
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>>700577097
Certified WEEB
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I can't even.... You go fuck your self
Not even stolen valor cuz your fat ass couldn't even try to pretend
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>>700576642
Look up Keef in navy. U may kek slightly.
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>>700575381
>sailorsaregay
>army uniform

.. only on /b/
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Sir you are white there is no way you have a shaving profile.
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>>700573984
how are the PFT's going private pyle?
https://youtu.be/BzSsLiBPX38
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here is a fat creature attacking people in a restaurant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0I9yeqJNvY
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ITT: people who are completely ignorant how the military works
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>>700577214
Wow. Mine is only a month older than his. I could have told people I was a non-po warrant.
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>>700578161
I have one lol
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>>700575391
>So autistic he buys a fake military ID
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>>700573984
the owner of said house could tell you to get out, if you refuse you can be killed as the owners self-defense
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>>700573984
shave the beard
fix your boots
re-press your camis
and give back the valor.
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>>700574245
>>700574423
>>700575381
>>700576366
>>700577613
Samefag alert
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Try earning something for once.
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>>700578382
o7
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>>700578687
nope
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>>700578604
>valor.
settle down skeeter, he's rotc.
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>>700578687
I'll have you know I only saw (you) 4 times in your reply, thank you very much!
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https://youtu.be/kxalkMk7cTM
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>>700573984
lol so mucvh bait
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>>700578725
He's a fucking general...You're what? I don't know the faggy navy ranks but like an e-4?
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>>700575381
absolutely disgusting

why is he proposing in an apple store? faggot
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>>700578725
How many dicks did you have to take to earn it?
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>>700578687
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Chad here. If you slapped me I'd fist fuck your fat mouth. That hole you use to suck down Twinkies and dicks. Most military are pussies. Like the fat fuck in the pic.
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>>700578725
>white undershirt
how long have you been saving that photo for a post just like this?
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>>700577097
Now theyre issuing CAC to non-US Military personnel. So like foreign contractors and shit.

The W means youre a worker for the DOD

A F means youre a foreign national

Idk what every letter means but thats pretty much the gist
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>>700578992
>>700579208
See what I mean?
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>>700579320
not to mention the navy doesn't wear that uniform anymore
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>>700575391

That's not a W. It's an OW, for Over Weight.
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>>700578725
I'd rather take an Order from you then fatty over there.
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>>700579456
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>>700579296
>most military are pussies
Are you retarded Anon, or is this just low quality bait?
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Fletcher or Felcher?
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>>700579123
e6. Having only 1 warfare device as a first class isn't that impressive.
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Sam werent you at the citadel?
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Fat whale wants to join bbq
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>>700579420
huh?
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>>700573984
I WANT YOU TO DO THAT TO ME OP!!!
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>>700579420
Coveralls is normal underway uniform for subs
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>>700579378
J means you're a jew.
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>>700579296

Dear Michael L. Weinstein:

Isn’t the internet a great invention...?

I know who you are; what you look like; where you work; what you drive, and where you live.

And you know what...?

You are going to know who I look like real soon. And, it ain’t going to be pretty!

Why? Because I am an ex-Arrny Ranger.

See you soon.

Sincerely,

Your worst nightmare!

P.S. Keep fucking around with the Military and Religion - I DARE YOU!!!
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>>700579893
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HAHAHA bitch I own a multi million dollar company I could pay a group of lawyers to take turns fucking you while I make your wife my piss slave and you'd thank me for the honor. Go fuck yourself faggot.
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>>700575391
>geneva convention (singular)

Nice try, faggot but real CAC cards have Geneva Conventions (plural) written on them.

Your fake ID guy ripped you off.
Thank god you didnt take that shit to a military base or youd find yourself on fraud charges over 1 letter.
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>>700573984

I'd let you cross into the foyer (gotta make sure you're inside the house), and remove your head with my 12 gauge (Beretta 1301). G'night, sweetie.
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>>700577214
That's not how being colorblind works dipshit. It's not being able to tell certain colors apart.
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>>700579456
LOL
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>>700580108
>piss slave

Is this the dude who keeps track of all your urine bottles?
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>>700580108
how's life being daddys little bitch?
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>>700580148
I would make a horrible MA.
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>>700580034

Nigger I almost took a job as a TAO. Too bad they don't pay for shit and DC is a shit hole.
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>>700580148
There was only one convention though, you jabrone.
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>>700573984
>I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch

Implying you can fit through the door.

But I understand your need of sitting after walking 5 meters, General Bacon.
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>>700573984
>calls us fatasses
>has literally a square head
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>>700573984
I could call the police, dumbass. I doubt you could afford the bail with the $20,000 salary you get for fighting for our country.
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>>700580818
Yeah, but it does say "Conventions" on CAC cards.
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>>700581518
It is plural
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>>700581518
i just checked my military ID and this guy is correct. it says "conventions".
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>>700573984
My beard too has a little spot under the chin where the beard is less dense

Is that common or what
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>>700581761
How many of us scrambled to check our IDs haha
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>>700580818
There have been four conventions you dick sucking uneducated prick
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>>700580034
"Ex-Arrny Ranger"
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>>700581518
yea i know, i've been reading the letter S since 3rd grade now. i'm just saying there was only one convention so technically there shouldn't be an S.
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>>700575391
Or the fact that hes claiming to a be fucking general. He might get away with it if he was trying to pass himself off as some army strong pfc.
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>>700573984
Honestly they should just let those people solve their own problems Palestinians, Israel,
Syria can`t Mossad the Assad with Russia helping him just leave those continents alone.
fix stuff here in the United States
Trump was on the right track of trying to ask for protection from other countries then he fucked up by saying combating ISIS who the hell cares what happens in europe.
That is why we are Building the ANTI DEFIMINATION FREE SPEECH LEAGUE
where you can call someone a faggot, a nigger a kike, a spic, a honkey, or sand nigger.
aboloshing the hate crime law that is just senseless.
You can Join Now
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>>700581891
>Is that common or what

It's prevalent mainly in the obese hillbilly community of the northern Appalachia.
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>>700581917
Count to me on your fingers when you use big numbers, cuz I'd take pleasure in gutting you, boy.


>gutting you, booooy
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>>700582065
I'm really skinny and I'm not even American
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>>700582245
You should look into 23&me and investigate your roots.
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>>700576305
but all we do is have ruff anal and say how good we are senpai
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>>700579166
>why is he proposing in an apple store

Because faggots love Apple products, obviously.
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>>700581948
Fuck off with your stupid little shitty /s tags, they ruin reddit. They are cancer, they are absolute shit. Don't you fucking dare use stupid /s tags because they are literally terrible and I do not approve of them at all. Get rid of them and stop using /s tags because they are literally the worst thing of this here site. Yes, we do get sarcasm, we don't actually think that you were being serious and you actually managed to ruin your own stupid little insignificant joke.
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>>700582184
That all you have after doing a google search and realizing you're retarded?

That's sad
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>>700582062
I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald Trump
I had all the merchandise
Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants
My dad would hear me and call me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Donald Trump
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my wallet for Donald
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
My dad walks in and says “what the fuck”
Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
Trump leaves through the window
Trump is love, Trump is life
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>>700581468
Im only an e4 and i made like 43k last year
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>>700581948
The "S" is meant to be there...it's possessive.

It wouldn't make sense if it said "Geneva Convention Identification Card"
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>>700582563
you sound angry.
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Bootlaces and beard
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>>700582654
>jewgle

not even once.
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>>700582814
>It wouldn't make sense if it said "Geneva Convention Identification Card"

Or would it?
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>>700582813
he probably means $20k a month
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>>700582898
>>700582654
Please avoid using the term “google” as a verb, meaning to search for something on the internet. “Google” is just the name of one particular search engine among others. We suggest to use the term “search the web” or (in some contexts) just “search”. Try to use a search engine that respects your privacy; DuckDuckGo claims not to track its users, although we cannot confirm.
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>>700573984
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>>700582563
lol your dyslexia failed you, read his comment again tard.
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smells like b8
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>>700581942
Nice catch, I missed it.
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>>700580034
Pics
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>>700576011
Yeah, O-7 in the National Guard.
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>>700582563
I wholeheartedly agree with you, my kind gentlesir. I regret that I only have but one upvote to give you.
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>>700583666
>gets baited by horse dicks

oh you naaaasty.
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>>700575381
aside from he's fat, wearing a beard and his bootlaces are hanging out. Not even close
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>>700585000
So if he told you to take your hands out of your pockets you would do it?
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>insert navy seal meme
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>people getting butthurt when he's obviously fake, anyway.
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>>700581894
I know I did, lol
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>>700573984
I would take out my box cutter and filet your faggot ass
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>>700585476
haaahahhahhhahahhahahhahaha
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>Marinefag

Would tie you up and stick you to death with a kitchen knife kek
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>>700577371
Wow your a pussy
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I didn't know that the military made uniforms in feminist size
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>>700575391
Dafuq? This has gotta be fake. theres just no fucking way...
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>>700586026
no way it's not photoshopped?
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>>700576425
kek
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>>700583084

What the fuck. Are you a chan hipster. Shut the fuck up and go get raped you fucking clown bitch.
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>>700573984
i can call the police
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>>700581948
There are multiple treaties that make up the Geneva Conventions, from different decades.
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ITT a bunch of pussy keyboard warriors talking shit to someone who's worked their ass off serving their country to make general
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>>700573984
Either this is all fake, or this entire thread's going to backfire on the op big time!
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>>700584975
Have some 4chan gold
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>>700574245
Faggot no die.
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lmfao O7, beard, and fat

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
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>>700585000
Ever heard of medical profile? Ever heard of a no shave chit? I have never seen an officer over o3 with a perfect uniform unless posing for a photo or nationally televised event.
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>>700585167
I was simultaneously retrieving gear from both pockets, sir.
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>>700588501
That just means personal grooming standards are slipping
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>>700588501
Exactly, these fucking idiots think they know shit about the military.

Not to mention he could be special forces or something so he is allowed to have facial hair.

Hell, generals aren't usually the skinniest either
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>>700579456
This is gold
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>>700588668
>keeps his hot pockets in his pockets to keep his pockets hot.
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>>700585370
Is this a meme or does it need advice animal captions to be a meme?
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>>700573984
Most people I've met who are in the military are self-entitled people that just use others.

No sense of moral fiber. Makes sense if you think about it.
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>>700588788
No one would ever suspect the fat kid is a special forces general, it's brilliant.
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>>700573984
How is getting a hammer and hitting you over the head with it not a possible outcome?
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>>700575391
"W" stands for worthless.
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>>700585422
That cac was pretty good looking except for missing s. Some of the fonts werent exactly the right size but it would work 99% of the time unless they put it in a scanning machine.
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>>700588501
I don't know you're actually in or are trolling. A real military cat knows that ADMIRALS are not fat or have beards.
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>>700579378
how can ppl be so full of shit. the w means white for the color blind to know the color of the card.
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>>700575391
Bet this faggot works in an ID office and made this fake. Saved and reported. Enjoy prison fatty.
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>>700589178
Actually it's "Weightwatchers". It's so he gets served properly at the hall of chow.
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>>700589100
By most people you mean the ones in your Japanese anime right?
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>>700588227
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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>>700585879
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>>700586112
I think it's a real photo of a counterfeit cac.
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Good morning Sir,

It has come to my attention that you have become a fat piece of shit. You will be put on FEP untill deemed nessary. You start tomorow at 0430.

V/r
Sn smuckatelly
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>>700587536
youre gullible

Hes on his front fucking porch. Hes prolly never seen a boot blousing in his life and ive never seen shoelaces on boots not tucked in
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>>700589460
I mean the American ones. I've met 6 people from the military. Young guys. They tend to have a mindset based around using others.

For example, a military guy I work with got another guy I work with to help install his brakes. He implied that he would pay him after he was done helping him, but after 2 hours of the other guy doing the vast majority to the work, he didn't pay him a fucking cent. Other young military guys tend to do the same thing to people. I Have no respect for the American military after meeting several people who served.
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>>700589848
How many pixels did you count?
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>>700590073
what branch?
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>>700587536
General Mills maybe
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>>700573984
How about third amendment?
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>>700590073
>He implied that he would pay him
I wouldn't have paid him either. He took 2 hours and I had to help him. The fuck am I paying him for?!
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>>700573984
Isn't this literally protected against by the 4th amendment?
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You would eat my couch
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>>700590345
Kek, obscure Constitutional Law FTW
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>>700590275
Marines mostly.

>>700590388
Proving my point.

And didn't you read the part where I said he did all the work himself? The Marine didn't do shit but go to the store and buy the materials. The other guy did everything.
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>>700589330

Thats general dumbass obviouslu you dont know shit about the navy
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>>700589330
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>>700590678
OK theres your mistake. Marines are animals that will fuck everything and break everything.

navy, army and airforce are more sociable.
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hey faggot, I am an officer in the army. I am going to forward your IP address to the government, and have you arrested for stolen valor. You are a disgrace to your country, and a pathetic human being. Stay frosty, and keep eating to perpetuate our negative stereotypes.
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>>700590678
i read the part where you were some faggot lurking in the background overhearing a vague business deal and then running to the internet to complain about vets. cry more you salty little lady. maybe one day you'll do more than answer phones in a mechanic's shop.
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>>700590058

>>700574634
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>>700590748
We don't have the rank general in the navy. lmfao.
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>>700590837
Admirals in 2016 fuck face
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>>700590887
Probably a shitty Marine. No respect for you or your shit tier branch. Please walk into an IED.

>>700590843
Eh, I guess. My impression of the US military is pretty much solidified though. Canada is better anyway.
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>>700591002
kek we? what are you? an hm1
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Only BG Nathan Fletcher I'm finding is the commander of the US Army Intelligence Corps.

So if you are him, god only knows why you would be on 4 chan disgracing the uniform. If you're not him god only knows why you're besmirching the name of a guy in his position.
Either way you appearance and apparent age lead me to believe this is bullshit.

fucking < 30 yr old O7? Only in post apocalyptic RPG's man.
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>>700591166
>Eh, I guess. My impression of the US military is pretty much solidified though.

thats a good example of ignorance. My advice travel more.
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>>700591166
your respect?! who wants that? hahaahhahahahah. no one cares what you think jessica.
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>>700590606
Literally 2 mentions in the entire thread. Everyones too busy debating.. Dicks or something
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>>700590131
853,755
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fuck off poser
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>>700591166
If he walked into an ied, maybe it'd teach him how to deal with tragedy later down the road. I bet spilling coffee all over your keyboard is the worse thing that could happen to you right now.
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>>700573984
Well i could make you a cocktail while you fuck my hot wife and finger my german shepard.
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>>700591464
I've noticed a lot of Marines have that kind of attitude. Why do you have zero consideration for your appearance or behavior to the civ population? The true marines of ww2 would be fucking ashamed. You aren't even the color of their turds.

And why do you guys hate women so much?

>>700591396
True. You might be right. I can't imagine someone in the air force acting that way. But still, Canada >Europe>>>> USA
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>>700573984
ITT: Stolen Valor
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>>700591709
as a spc, this is probably the only time i can say this
>fuck you nigger faggot think you know fucking everything, dont even have same time in fucking service fuck you faggot
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>>700575381
This dude is just wearing a uniform.
Sloppy af
>facial hair isn't a part of the uniform
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>>700591348
HAHA LIAR

I'm a fucking YN2, i'm a yeoman faggot. I'm the worst person yo try to lie to.
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>>700575391
Lmao dude join the Marines if you want to be a real badass you pussy ass army bitch
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>>700591935
It's not all of us
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>>700591002
What about the 11 general orders, shipmate?
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>>700592007
as a former spc, I can say that I have been in your place
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>>700592048
Im not on an army base, I dont need this gay ass shit and yeoman isnt a fucking rank
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>>700574185
your uniform is all wrong the rank is clearly not for your 15 YO anon. unless out in field away from garison you will be clean shaven.
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oh hey cards bullshit too, you're missing the seal of the branch of service. Hope your name isn't really Nathan Fletcher because I'm reasonably sure forging a Common Access Card card will leave you bent over in terms of legal issues.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>700592334
So i guess YN2 was just a typo right?

i'm done.
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>>700592162
Pls no
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>>700573984
Wow I wish I was a big enough shitbag to
reach such a low point in my life I felt like joining the military is the only way I'll ever amount to anything so I can show off my shiny patches to all the people who have achieved real things in life.

How was seeing your friends die to a shit tier military more organized then the US Armed Forces? Oh wait you probably didn't even see combat.
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>>700592162
They don't have 11 anymore>>700592162
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>>700591935
>I've noticed a lot of Marines have that kind of attitude.

you've met 6. remember? why don't you try this conversation with one of us in person? hmmmmmm? you want to talk about how a man should act as you cower behind your keyboard.
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>>700573984
>Lol, I bet all you fat-a, at it? That'ss nerds have e into the nd sit on your cmilitary. Iouch. And you donever gon abou could walk into your house what could, slap your asss right, absolutely nothing.
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>>700592735
>And you donever gon abou could walk into your house what could, slap your asss right
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>>700573984
Private Pile is alive!
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>>700592714
Because with their lack of self control they might resort to violence. Will probably make me rich in court, but I don't want to be rude to people to their face. I have no respect for marines after 1960.

>>700592143
You're in the minority.
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>>700573984
yes
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>>700592048
I lie to yn2s all the time.
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>>700592428
2nd 75th Rangers,
you are missing alot of isht from your uniform. just your size width alone General Anon would get you punted or in the fat farm for BIG BODDIES.
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[spoiler]sure[/spoiler]an
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>>700592334
Fuck you YN is the best rank in the navy.
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>>700573984
*Sigh*
>3rd amendment to the constitution of the United States

I'd just call the MP from whatever the closest base is and you're fucked.
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>>700593502
>gavy camo is based off their deck tiles.
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>>700592428
I wrote the original copypasta of this 2-3 years ago and in fact posted it on the /cp/ board her first; of course it's long gone now.
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>>700593025
I don't think so. Most the Marines around me are pretty squared away, hard working people. We have this saying though: "There's always one." Which is true. Their are a few fucked up Marines that can't do right and get everyone fucked over, whether it be not mentioning a tool they lost in the shop or fucking around getting drunk off base during liberty.
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>>700573984
i can shoot you with muh 2nd Amendment
as we all know, guns solve anything
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>>700573984
pvt. Fletcher 1st buffet division/ left over clean up team reporting for duty
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>>700593777
shut up pog, you're not a real marine.
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>>700590843
Remember, any man can fuck a pig. It takes a Marine to fuck a pig to death.
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>>700592666
huh?
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>>700593763
yeah that shit's only over a decade old
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>>700575391
K Mohammad.
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>>700593502
Fat girl, yup she's in the navy
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>>700573984
Honestly they should just let those people solve their own problems Palestinians, Israel,
Syria can`t Mossad the Assad with Russia helping him just leave those continents alone.
fix stuff here in the United States
Trump was on the right track of trying to ask for protection from other countries then he fucked up by saying combating ISIS who the hell cares what happens in europe.
That is why we are Building the ANTI DEFIMINATION FREE SPEECH LEAGUE
where you can call someone a faggot, a nigger a kike, a spic, a honkey, or sand nigger.
aboloshing the hate crime law that is just senseless.
You can Join Now
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>>700573984
Full beard? Why not. Laces not tucked in boot? Why not. Collar all fucked up? Why not.
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>>700593917
I've been gunner on a couple conveys and patroled with a couple grunt units.
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>>700591352
Pretty sure this dude ate him
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>>700593723
Yours is based on your grandma's couch.
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Your crewmates ever beat you with pillowcases full of soap while you sleep?
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>>700573984
Oh please, try this again once you get off Jon Snow's dick. Your last name isn't Fletcher, it's Tarly you fat fuck.
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>>700593502
very nice aquatic representation, cute.
Army SGT will have to take the lead on this one boys.
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>>700573984
Even if you were physically able to a gun would drop you faster than the pants you dropped for you military buddy.
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>>700594093
Nice. Probably the guy he copied the the card from.
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>>700594251
say that to any 0311 with a straight face and they'll laugh at you.
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>>700575391
Forgot your fedora? Cuck
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>>700573984
I've seen this post 7 days in the past week.
Fuck off, redshit.
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hey /b/ shut the fuck up this whole site died years ago come join my discord memes as far as the eye can see
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>>700594093
Nice work
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>>700579456
GOLD
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here is the link
https://discord.gg/eVcQM
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>>700594659
OP didn't deliver cac until now.
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I'm a grad student and was in the Peace Corps a couple times. Also, I have severe anger issues that I should really see a professional about, because they're starting to cause serious problems. And if a state sponsored murderer/fat fuck from the army tries to start shit, I'm probably gonna stab you in the head.

Honestly, though, this scenario would never happen. I met a lot of military people both in college and in the Peace Corps, and they were all good people. I think seeing the world like that can balance out a person. Honestly, if a cop has no military experience, I'm worried because there's a good chance they're just an insecure bully with a chip on their shoulder and something to prove. If they've been in the military, they're probably good people. The only military people I've ever met that were idiotic assholes were either inexperienced ROTC or Coast Guard. The nicest have consistently been Marines. It's like the more intense the service, the better the people.
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>>700573984
Have fun walking across the pond to Australia, but first mate, you need to fix up your blousing, shave that god awful "beard", fix up your collar, do your boots up tighter, and I don't know much about those uniforms, but that hat looks wrong.
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The day they took back my CAC was the day I became free.
Also, why do you people keep calling it a cac card? it's like calling an ATM and ATM machine. Common Access Card.. people.
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>>700595146
>mechanic shop secretary detected
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OP is bullshit, boots not laced correctly, pants lazily bloused, beards not permitted in any of the armed services, and youre fat.
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>>700595146
I've seen the opposite. Nothing but asshole marines. I met one guy in the Coast Guard in college when I tried to go into ROTC. He was chill as fuck. That was my branch of choice.

I've never heard of someone with anger issues in the Peace Corps. I thought the Peace Corps just did support missions and stuff?
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>fat ass
kek
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>>700573984
STOLEN VALOR
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>>700586026
It is fake, the army splash behind the writing saying uniformed services is incorrectly placed, and the flag is wrong color for new cac cards, and on top of that, the others are right with it saying conventions on legit cac cards, also the chip is wrong.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>700595469
>cac card
or ATM Mouth
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>>700593502
she married a sandnigger
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>>700595469
It's how my unit refers to it at least, I interchange cac card and Id card
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>>700594604
I have. Some of my closest friends are 11s
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>>700595716
Yeah, I was all nutrition and food aid. Honestly, in a way the Peace Corps made me a more well rounded person, it gave me a better understanding of the world, I learned to adapt to different cultures and difficult environments, and I became better with people. I'd probably be a lot more unstable without it. But regardless, I've freaked out at people a few times now, and it's a little worrying. I need better self-control.
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>>700595716
coast guard isn't a branch, pussy.
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>>700595951
Source of that is scateaters.com
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>>700573984
How is rear echylon support doin you?
Your fat ass will never see combat, but if it does we could use you as a trojan horse to smuggle fuckin tanks m8.
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>>700596238

Yes it is, have some respect.
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>>700596479
He's right there like the ambulance/firetruck of the seas.
That is some dangerous shit.
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>>700596479
no it isn't. you fruit cups aren't dod. you show some respect, poser!
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>>700583666
Satanic trips.
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>>700596812
you DO realize the coast guard runs armed counter-smuggling ops regularly right?
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>>700573984
Lanoi Arnold?
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>>700596238
They're the only respectable branch left. At least they don't rape 8 year olds in afghanistan. Just saying.
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>>700597059
In my town firemen take out meth labs.
I kinda through that into the lot without thinking.
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>>700597059
>the coast guard
>a few guys in special groups tasked to the navy

just stop.
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>>700597254
If there were 8 year olds floating around in the ocean you can bet your black asshole the coast guard would be raping them.
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>>700597254
the taliban isn't a branch either. you have no idea what you're babbling aboot.
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I was thinking of joining the airborne.
Has anyone here served with an airborne unit or know the requirements to join that could give me a heads up?
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>>700592162
Hannah?
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>>700597619
just google it you lazy nigger.
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>>700594093
This is the info scraped from his card compared to somebody else's actual CAC.

TL;DR: Op is a faggot.
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>>700575391
fake, you fucking disgust me
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>>700597394
Not if We find them first.
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>>700585839
*you're*
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>>700597619
Run a lot, get it in contract. Getting it in contract is the only guarantee.. Otherwise you might get lucky and get 82nd ardiv, but even then they only send you if they want.
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>>700597895
I tried so many times because the information doesn't fit what my scanner assumes is on a CAC and it just ended up forced closing, but not before saving the raw info.
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>>700597895
Fucking christ Pii delete this
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>>700598360
>they

He means, "the jews".
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holy shit just checked back on my post didn't realise I got trips 666 btw i'm the one with the horse cock
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>>700575391
with this pic on 4chan, you actually asking to be slapped, mate.
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>>700591709
What's the difference between a butter bar and a PFC?

A PFC has been promoted twice
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>>700598470
Lol k.
> The stories and information posted here are autism... blah blah blah.
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>>700598576
>>700000000
should have been horse dick.
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