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Secret Thread
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i fucked a woman
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I use binoculars to watch my neighbors at night.
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>>700569673
ew
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>>700569894
who does not ?
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i think vietnam shouldn't be a country and instead should just be a forest. i started an online petition about it.
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ex got posted on motherless ... By my friend that stole the pics from my computer ... I've been trying to get them taken off but they don't get removed ... I feel guilty and might end up going to jail ... But deep down I enjoy guys fapping to her
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I like to eat poo sometimes :3
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>>700569985
It is an exiting hobby. I particularity like when the neighbors are drunk and in the living room.
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>>700570404
post the link
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>>700568946
I'm an undercovered white knight who reports CP and disgusting stuff
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>>700568946
I've purchased weed before but didn't smoke it because they were for someone else who never came to pick them up.
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Cousin and I made out in a tent once
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I went to jail and got raped on my first day there
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I bought beer for a girl who was in high school in exchange for a blow job.
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>>700570644
dont bother she is ugly
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>>700571062
if it has a warm meat hole then game on.
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my sister jacked me off when i was around 12 yo
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>>700568946
I intend to cut ties with my biological dad's side of the family soon after I finish college. I won't go to any of their 'functions,' and I won't visit them/allow them to visit me. I want nothing to do with them.
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Am a pedophile
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>>700568946
I'm not a Virgin like everyone on /b/
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>>700570961

That's a great deal. I'd do the same.
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>>700570961

this is how so many 40 somethings want their lives to be
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>>700571062
Oh you've seen u
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I like to mail toenail clippings to youtubers.
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>>700571219
why not? i did the same thing
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I used to pretend I was asleep on the bus so guys would come and touch me
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>>700571309
its ok when you are a girl
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>>700571274
tell us your story please, and how are you dealing to not hurt any child.
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>>700571219
Me to but with moms side
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>>700571062
Post pics since OP won't
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when stressed out, i like to listen to peaceful music and look at my old high school and places my family has lived to see how far ive come in life.
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>>700571428
At no choice of my own, much of my adolescence was wasted on dealing with them, usually in the form of spending summers with them instead of getting the help I needed in math and science subjects. Of course, as an adult, I failed to 'launch' in many ways, and couldn't start college right out of high school like everyone else. And when I did, I was too stupid to major in STEM. It was my mom who felt I 'needed' to get to know them, yet today, those fuckers barely even say "happy birthday" to me once a year. They only talk to my parents now when they need something.

That, and my bio-dad himself is dead to me.
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I stole the wages from the school cooks when I was 10.
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Here are my secrets - OP
>I became 18 two moths ago and i have been browsing 4chan for 4 years
>I am a virgin not because i am bad looking its just the opposite its because i am ashamed of my 13 cm dick
>I have sniffed and played with my mothers and my brothers wife panties
>Incest is my dirty pleasure
>I have a dream of fucking a younger than 16 year old girl but older than 11
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>>700569673
i once watch mibecraft pron whens mum wasnt home
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>>700571712
i had never hurt a child and i would never do it. all i did was touching boys and girls slightly, i masturbated in front of a boy once and he like it. i fapped to cp
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>>700571911
9/11 get
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>>700571713
My mom barely made any effort to get me to know her side of the family; she only focused on her first ex-husband's (who happens to be my 'dad'). Now, both sides are like strangers to me.
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Guy forced himself on me then got me pregnant
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>>700570951
Did you really? If true, how was it?
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>>700572256

are you a guy?
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>>700569673
what the FUCK is wrong with you anon
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>>700571974
It must be super hard being you, dude. I respect you tho. Please, go to the police, hospital or even suicide yourself before doing something really bad, will you?

Promess me.
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>>700572417
yes, fuck off
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>>700572256
hey me too anon. I got an abortion thank god
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i blew my load in the back of my 6th grade class. had just moved schools. never caught.
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>>700572417
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no its a secret i cant tell u
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>>700571821
my dad use to beat me, he dragged me by my hair and throw me outside in the garden on day. I manage to make my mom divorce him while he broke down the door like in the shining but without the axe.
I still talk to him once or twice a month to get money out of him :D
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>>700571462
Are you a girl?
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>high school
>have a tall, old math teacher that rarely changed clothes
>bored one day, decide to write down what he's wearing
>it becomes a habit, continue doing this on a daily basis until senior year
>hundreds of notebook pages with dates and outfits
>I recorded every single clothing piece he had, with photo references too
>I also made sure to talk to students that have met him outside of school so I knew his casual attire too
>chat with other teachers, bring him up to find personal details
I can name every single shirt and pair of jeans he owns, his home address, hobbies, family, and the woman he's dating.
It's not weird though, is it?
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>>700568946

From the age of 7-10 my brother and I regularly undressed and inappropiately touched my passed out, drug addicted mother.
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i am god and im sorry for everything
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>>700572256
haha rekt
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>>700572674
>Are you a girl?
yes but no tits so dont even go there
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>>700572821
tits or gtfo
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>>700572681
Creep faggot
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>Be me in 3rd grade
>Kid named Tony brings handheld video game to school. He's quiet and keeps to himself
>Me and friend yank it out of his hand during recess.
>Run my ass off to the "under construction/keep out" jungle gym.
>Throw his vidya game up onto the top level of the structure
>Tony goes after it, climbs over the yellow tape barriers, makes it to the top level
>Platform falls out from underneath him, he falls headfirst into concrete
>ohshit.jpg
>Me and friend run away laughing nervously
>Yard supervisor is crouched down over him, screaming
>Ambulance shows up, he gets taken away
>Luckily for us, we never said anything and nobody saw us
>Never see Tony back at school, all the kids assume he's dead
(Fast forward to senior year of HS)

>Meet super qt 3.14
>We end up dating
>go over to have dinner with her parents
>Says she has disabled older brother they take care of
>We get to her parents house, they are out at a doctors appointment
>See picture in a frame
>ohshit.jpg
>it's Tony
>Scared as fuck, but qt gf wants to fuck before everyone gets back home
>Mfw I'm nailing her over the couch, accidently make eye contact with Tony picture while I nut
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Put on spongebob and sit on opposite couches just in time for parents car to roll into driveway.
>Door opens, parents walk in, pushing dude my age who looks like Stephen hawking in a wheelchair
>Drool coming out of his mouth
>I say hi, quickly head to bathroom
>at dinner table now
>Tonys just sitting there drooling, staring at his plate
>Parents ask me how old I was, where I grew up, etc.
>Nervously tell the truth
>"Oh wow, you and Tony probably went to school together!" The mom says
>Tony slowly looks up at me with his disabled eyes
>Goes full retard, howling and convulsing
>Parents and GF thought it was a seizure, I knew by his eyes he remembered me

(2 weeks later)

>Be me sitting next to Tony in hospital room
>He on a ventilator
>He dies hours after I go home
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>>700572087
My mom is a drugiy and slaps me and my siblings around a lot I am 2 months away (if nothing goes wrong ) from exscaping this hell hopefully after the 2 months I am moving in with dad who has been out of a job for the last year because fuck Alberta and now he has found one he is renting a place out and said I could come with him
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>>700572476
you make me lol, if i was a child rapist i would already raped a kid. i love childs, and by the same love is that i respect them and make sure they enjoy.
Relations between an adult and a minor are totally possible, as long as is consent and both are happy
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>>700572747
I'm sorry that just got me wet. Sorry for your mom
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>>700572821
EAT SHIT
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>Be me
>9 years old
>ps2 comes out
>brother gets it for his birthday
>I am a huge nintendo fanboy
>mad as fuck
>wait for a time when no one is home
>take a piss on the ps2
>brother has to wait a month to get it repaired
>apparently it started malfunctioning because of some liquid inside it
>whoknew.jpeg
>never got caught
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>>700568946
If I was given the chance to murder anyone of my choice, and get away Scott Free, I'd do it.
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>>700572821
guy until proven otherwise, tits or gtfo
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>>700572681
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>>700572654
Hm...couldn't get a cent out of mine. Well, looking forward to his death one day; maybe he has a will, or he'll be as worthless in death as he is in life.

At that point, it would also be easier to remove his family from my life.

>>700572904
Good luck! I'm trying to leave everyone...except my mom and step-father. I'll come back and help them when they need it, but only when they need it.
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>>700572982
See but NO you can't fucking pontificate so STFU
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In 18 years of my life, I have never once masturbated or had any sort of sexual (or non sexual) relashionship with anyone.
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>>700572821
tits or gtfo
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>>700573072
>guy until proven otherwise, tits or gtfo
I was replying, I didn't offer it up for attention condomfuck
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>>700572952

She died in 2007, drug overdose, go figure, so she good now.
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>>700570404
Is "Motherless" a porn site?
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>>700572821
Are you like, ugly or something? Why did you feel the need to pretend to sleep so that guys would touch you? Are you a whore
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>>700573142
RIGHT
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>>700572925
Yeah - except consent can't exist between an adult and a child, even if they're literally begging for it. They're too young to know what's good for them, which is besides the blatant imbalance of power.
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>>700573206
tits or gtfo
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>>700573175
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>>700570558

What are they up to when drunk?
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>>700573237
sorry for your loss anon
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>>700568946
I impregnated my wife's best friend.
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>>700572775
it's ok
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>>700572894
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I started fucking my wife when she was in the 8th grade. I'm 5 years older than her.
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>>700568946
I enjoy the smell of my own farts. I think they smell so heavenly. When I fart, I put my head between my legs to smell them.
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>>700571219
Lucky nigger
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>>700573483
Was it worth the read? Can you tl;dr it for me?
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I make up 99% of the shit i post
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>>700573325
>They're too young to know what's good for them
I really hope you arent THAT stupid
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Tomorrow I am going to pick up about $300 in high end womens shoes, dresses and a bit of lingerie, go home, put some of them on and fap myself into a coma because my tomboy borderline "probably a lesbian in denial" girlfriend refuses to be feminine, and can't actually be nice to me and I'm too shit to dump her.
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>>700573298
>Are you like, ugly or something
No I actually had plenty of sex and got paid lots for it back then. I just liked the idea of being .. taken advantage of but actually in control if that makes sense.
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I don't really have friends, and I get excited whenever someone answer my post in 4chan. I'm not socially awkward or anything, it's just I am the one behind when 3 friends walk on the street side (if you know what i mean I feel sorry for you).
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I shit post the girl I am interested in all over /b/, but then for some reason I stop suddenly, and delete everything. Only to start again in a few weeks or months
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>>700572894

>he on a ventilator
>unplug so i can keep fucking his sister
>he dies hours after i go home
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>>700573325
This exactly this fuck
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>>700573654
>and got paid lots for it back then

You could have just said yes to the "are you a whore" question
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>>700573615
I really hope you're trolling and not as deluded and uneducated as you appear to be. And I certainly hope you aren't serious about fucking children.
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>>700573325
you think young people cant be mature?
you think been old make you instantly mature and wise?
>mfw
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>>700573521
Everyone likes there oun farts
.....wait right
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>>700573566
>Lucky Clover
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>>700573649
look at the mirror you fucking wimp. Women are feminine with masculine men!
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>>700572894
You're a monster
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>>700572534
And now he won't talk to me
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When I was 16, my sister and her best friend decided to switch places with each other. They both looked a lot alike (to the point people thought they were actually sisters). They switched in the beginning of summer and thought nobody knew but I heard the whole thing through the air vents. To be honest, their switch was damn perfect and they even fooled both our parents and the friends parents. I was the only one who knew who was who because my sister has a very small mole where her neck and shoulder meets.

Anyways, I decided I wanted to fuck with their plans so I decide to start hitting on my sister who is pretending to be her friend. She's a little nervous about it at first, but to my surprise she warms up to it. Eventually we go out on a few dates and start getting touchy feely. It should have bothered me that it was my sister, but it was actually pretty hot and it was fun watching the girl pretending to be my sister trying to tell me that I probably shouldn't be with her friend while still trying to keep the act up.

Things actually got serious though, and I started sleeping with my actual sister. The school year had started by this point. Eventually she tells me around Christmas that she is my sister. I tell her I knew since Summer. Amazing sex happens. Flash forward 10 years, I am married to my biological sister, the friend is still pretending to be my sister, and thanks to the friend donating some eggs me and my sister have 2 kids.
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>>700573701
HI
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>>700573095
Thanks ^^
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>>700573881
>you think that because your brain grows and gathers more information that you can suddenly make better decisions?
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>>700573850
>expecting no psychos and pedophiles in 4chan
how is school going kid?
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>>700571462
I haven't had sex in three years but damn if you want a guy to touch you, just ask. I have no game whatsoever and genuinely don't even know how to talk to a girl because I'm a 29 year old weirdo who's only rarely ever been successful, and pretty much the only reason I wouldn't touch you on the bus is because I don't want to risk a fucking rape charge. If I knew you wanted it, I'd be all over you.
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>>700574054
thanks, you made me smile :D
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>>700571309
nobody believes you
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>>700573480
thanks that really means a lot
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>>700574022
What in the fuck your parints are dumb

Yes I know is fake probly
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I killed a dude with cybersex
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>>700568946
When i was 8 y/o, my 14 y/o cousin came over so we could play some ps2 games and have a fun day, he even slept at my place.
When it got later, i dont quite remember the details of our conversations, but he somehow convinced me, to give him a handjob.
About 2 hours later, he asked if i was willing, to go further, me, an 8 year old boy who wasnt sure what hes doing, said yes.
He fucked me in my ass, and i enjoyed it.
After, we met regularly to fuck for like 7 months. No joke.
And since then, i have a slight "anal" kink and like to put thing in my ass while fapping.
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>>700574331
Story?
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>>700572894
Do you feel terrible for what happened?
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>>700574136
Who said I wasn't expecting them? I've been on here since 2009, when I was 25. I'm well aware of how /b/ works. That doesn't mean I can't start a serious conversation every now and then. Pretty sure the global rules don't have anything to say about that, senpai.
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>>700574158
never forge to smile bro
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>>700574432
Is repost
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>>700573649

you can always raep
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>>700568946
I want to get married to a girl with an insane incest fetish, make about 2-3 kids, have regular nudity and open sex in front of them as they grown up so that when they reach their teen years they will be ready to lick my cum out of their mom's cunt.
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>>700573911
I will be looking in the mirror whilst I fap.
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>>700573881
Not him but, I know a 15 year old that wanted to start a weapons company but knew nothing about it. It was his excuse for A: Not going to Summer School and B: Not needing to take remedial Math.

Also, apparently, a friend of mine cut himself (I don't believe it) in highschool, on the shoulder...

Odds are though the older you are, the wiser you are.
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>>700574418
I started cumming on voice and then I heard a gurgling and choking sound which also stopped after a bit. found out 3 days later .. saw the obit and he died that day.
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>>700574432
I do, but kids do stupid shit. I feel a lot better now, but I still pay for it every day in bad karma
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When I was 7 the most beautiful girl of kindergarten was playing with me, then we did a circus show for the parents. she came to me and asked to do a lion tamer show. basically she'd be my lionness and I was the lion tamer. I was blasted away that she would be willing to do that in front of her parents, my parents, everybody's parents! Since that time I love female submission.
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>>700573813
have you tried sleep sex? being taken advantage of in bed?
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>>700573142
Why have you never masturbated? Have you atleast like, attempted it, or considered doing it? Aren't you at all curious as to what it feels like?

>implying you aren't lying
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>>700574740
yes I love it
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>>700572616
gg
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>>700574443
then just fucking accept it, some people like little children, masturbate to them, let them touch you, lick their penises and pussies, and fucking cum in their faces!
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>>700574593
You sir are the devil. Do something please.
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>>700573609
Did you just make that up as well?
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i masturbated
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>>700571211
How old was she?
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I doxxed a stripper I've spent a lot of money on over the past five months. Found out her name,maybe where she lives and that she's getting married to one of her regulars who she also went to college with.

In an effort to force myself to stop going I then told her this. Needless to say she was salty and thought I was better than that or some shit.

I'm like man j don't even care anymore.
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>>700571211
Age of sis?
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>>700572681
whats the wierdest outfit or item he ever wore?
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>>700574815
me too i do it to my gf, can get my finger in and sometimes cock without waking her. do you pretend to be asleep?
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>>700573701
Hello friend what is up
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>>700574682
yes but there are exceptions so is wrong to say "kind are too young to choose", thats bullshit and any good parent know it
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>>700574899
I'm actually just a lurker..
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>be me, age 5
>obsessively play piano given to us by local church
>physically and mentally abusive household, just focus on piano and the sound between notes
>considered bright for my age (looking back, probably slightly autistic)
>win statewide mental math competition
>just focus on playing piano, picked up guitar at age 12
>become obsessed with creating and recording music about age 14
>grades slip, don't care
>dad becomes irritated with me, in part because no gf, calls me a fag
>kicks me out
>forge parents signature to work shitty fast food while going to school
>lots of friends, generally popular and well liked
>live with friend's brother, spare bedroom record like crazy
>never touched drugs
>while other kids graduated HS i didn't bother to show up
>instead played a show in a large city 2 hours away

>be me around age 18/19, get tapped by much larger band on major label
>write parts of album that ends up getting licensed to video games / tv
>some underground exposure, a little money starts happening
>write and produce a couple more albums, some acclaim
>start pushing my way more into licensing material
>begin receiving quarterly checks from all licenses out a few years ago
>material on almost every major network
>now early 30s, mini-empire of passive income
>modest house paid off
>not one text, phone call, email in the past 8 months or so
>no friends left, haven't talked to family in 10 years
>mfw I could die today and it would take probably close to a year for anyone to notice
>feel like a ghost constantly
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>>700575028
not with my bf, I love actually waking up with him inside me
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I came in my pants three times in one night a couple of days ago.
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>>700574972
15? idk I actively dislike her now, she became a weaboo, but I guess it was a good experience (we never talked about it since then)
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>>700574992
You're a fucking creep get a old of yourself.
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>>700574893
>not fucking your own daughter in front of mom and then jizzing all over your son
lmao
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>>700575173
yes i like falling asleep while inside her. i want to chat more. my kik is omegleukguy if u like
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>>700575108
You are not alone /b/ro
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>>700573593
a 9 year old makes another 9 year old retarded in some bullying accident, fast forward to senior year of hs and he started dating the retarded kids sister and they meet again and he has a fake seizure and dies later on
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>>700575389
>i want to chat more
thanks but I am faithful
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>>700575001
she is 3years older than me
I actually made her jack me off a few times aftewards, but we never talked about it since
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>>700575108
seems like you have huge mental problems bro.
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>>700574841
I acknowledge the fact that "some people like children, masturbate to them, let them touch you, lick their penises and pussies, and fucking cum in their faces" - but I don't accept it in the sense that I'll remain quiet and allow it to happen. If there's anything I can do or say which would potentially make a difference in terms of a child not being molested, I'll take it. Even if it's as small as correcting a troll (or a gross misconception) about children and consent on a Venezuelan finger-painting board.
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I'm making a lot more money in my job than my family imagines but there's nothing I can do to restore my mother's sight and it kills me to think she might become blind from cataract and diabetes.
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>>700572986
you are autistic as fuck man.
im a dedicated pcmr fag and even im disgusted at that level of loyalty
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>>700574815
>>700575389
Fuck this guy he's not >>700573813

No I have not tried sleep sex, I have no idea what that even is
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>>700575108

can we hear you?
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>>700575270
You're not exactly wrong. I've been trying to stop going for weeks but couldn't make myself cause weak. I coulda done it and not said anything but this works too. Now neither of us wanna talk to eachother which I'm fine with.
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>>700573020
everyone would dude.
thats no secret
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>>700572681
hi elliot
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>>700575254
Well, the older sister part is kinda hot, but the weeaboo part cancels it out. Do you have a picture of her? if I could just judge the shape of her ass, it still might be hot.
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>>700575781
Mkay.. sleep with someone who is asleep? Not sure I know who anyone fucking is, isn't that the point?
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>>700575016
He usually wears suit pants and a dress shirt, one of my mates saw him wearing a leather jacket and ripped jeans though.
Always carries a fanny pack. Always.
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>>700576007
Sorry.. have sex with someone who is asleep
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>>700573609
does that make you a shit poster
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>>700575980
it's like 2:37 am here, but she is next door sleeping with her boyfriend...
I actually managed to forget about it and remembering it gave me a huge ego boost
I now have a fetish for incest but find her repulsive
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I have had a crush on my sister for a long time. I've done things like sniffing/jerking off with her panties and taking pics when she wasn't looking. One time several years back when she still smoked weed, I snuck into her her room while everyone was out and jacked off with her panties. Then when I was close to finishing, I took her pipe out of her drawer, took it into the bathroom, and blew my load on the tip. I masturbated again that night thinking of her putting the pipe to her lips, and tasting my cum.

To this day, I still look at her ass or down her shirt when no one is paying attention, and I think about her almost every time I masturbate.
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>>700572894
I hope you lose everything you love. I really mean that.
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>>700575108
*hug* I feel you /b/ro.
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>>700575980
I don't have pic sorry
btw I went on an exchange program last year, and actually nailed my host sister who was a cheerleader (I'm french) but she was like 2 or 3 years younger
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>>700573701
i know exactly what you mean dude.
im one of those background people thats just there to populate space and is never avtually an important part ogf anyones life.
and i feel the same as you about 4chan posts.
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>>700575662
Hey "El Cadabra donde es Jimenes" does not need your services, OK? We just want to talk about finger painting, We are pretty sure that the one guy who keeps asking if it is alright if his painted finger "accidentally" slipped into his nephews butthole is just a chupacabra, which is the Venezuelen equivalent for "troll." Please take your morals elsewhere...like here, for instance.
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>>700575662
children get horny too you know? they are interest in sex and they learn a lot from other people bodies, they like touching and getting touch. believe or not
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>>700571879
Every single one describes me.
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I used to go in front of the house of the girl i loved almost every night between 11 pm and 3 am for 3 years.I used to watch her house for 10-15 min and then left.Even during the rain or blizzard.I've never told her i loved her
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>>700576486
Tres bien fait! La salope! Tu l'as enculee aussi, non?
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>>700576517
feel you man, I compensate by always looking happy and being funny
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>>700576581
THEY ARE INNOCENTS DUDE.
FUCKING INNOCENT SOULS.
LET THEM EXPLORE, BUT DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE FROM THAT YOU SATAN.
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I have came into my coworkers water bottle multiple times and she always drinks it up without knowing at all.
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>>700576832
nan mec, elle avait genre 13 ou 14 ans
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>>700576634
I feel you /b/ro.
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>>700576144
Oh okay, I didn't understand what the hell you meant in the other comment

also am virgin ;_;
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>>700574022
this sounds like the plot to a fucking anime mate
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>>700576517
Without background people, the people I know and care about wouldn't stand out. You are much more important than you think, anon.
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>>700576832
elle été tellement chaude ;) 'tain je pensé qu'elle me détestait, et j'ai appris d'une de ses amies qu'elle avait un crush sur moi, du coup j'ai grave abuser
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When we were both young, I fucked my little brother so frequently that he became a sissy. He's a junior in hugh school, and I've seen him with over 10 different guys.
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>>700577033
no problem m8
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>>700577138
high school*
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>>700576901
>wannabe SJW on /b/
LOL
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>>700568946
I am secretly obsessed with a girl who lives half a world away.

>pic related
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>>700577090
but don't you understand the pain of always being home, never being invited anyway even through being considered "popular" by everyone else ? I actually envy anyone who has a real friend
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>>700574593
you really need to kill yourself
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>>700576581
Why not ordering one of these?
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>>700575545
ok no problem. Is there any way of telling that you want someone to feel u up on public transport, so that i dont get reported
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Dumping these
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>>700576581
They can earn from each other - most do. No creepy pedo fuck adults necessary.
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>>700574593
That would be interesting <3
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>>700577127
Monsieur Siffredi, vous etes mon heros!
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>>700577508
Some people are pedosexual, deal with it
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>>700574593
I'd love to been in that family growing up~
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>In latin class
>blond sporty girl
>10/10
>on halloween she wore this ballet leotard
>no short
>lovely camel shape
>i came in class and on the playgroud
>stealthmode activated
>no one noticed
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>>700577447
Well after a few rubs and no "no" from the girls mouth would be good. eye contact with no "no" is a total GO! :) Damn now I am getting wet again
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>>700577537
j'ai bien représenté la france :)
L'amérique est tellement différente d'ici c'est un truc de malade: personne ne fume de cigarette, la weed est considérée comme "bien" et les meuf vont actuellement venir vers toi pour te drager
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>>700577983
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I have a full-ride scholarship at my university but only a few people know it. I keep virtually all the money I make at work but I don't tell anyone because I don't want my family to expect me to support them financially (they aren't doing very well). I want to be independent.
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>>700568946
I lost my virginity to our neighbours dog
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My neighbor used to watch me after school. We started having sex when I was 9. It went on until I was 12 and got my period.
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>>700568946
I farted on your pillow OP.
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>>700578122
male or female?
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>>700578228
not sure :)
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>>700578122
one of my fantasies!
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>>700575710
i thought there was a cure for cateracts?
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>>700577330
I used to have a real friend, she was really cool. She was amazing, actually. We spent a lot of time together and she showed me that she really really cared about me and vice versa. I accidentally fell in love with her and went to her wedding drunk as fuck and I claimed my love to her and I broke shit and humiliated her. She blocked me and never wants to see me or talk to me again. It's been 3 weeks and I miss her every day.

The more fucked up part is that she felt the same way about me and we stayed up all night cuddling in my bed a day before her wedding.
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Dealing with my boyfriend is such a drag. He's too emotional and with almost never seeing him it's making me want to leave. He also wants me to move across the country to be with him.
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>>700578342
considering I had trouble finding a hole to stick it in im guessing it was a male dog, so I guess I turned tout to be gay after all. owell..
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>>700578443
Why is he across the country? Long distance relationships never work
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>>700575860
yo elliot you still up for my big juicy cock tonight?
its aching for your big loose asshole
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>>700578122
Are you serious anon ?
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>>700578289
Do you have a vagina or a penis?
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>>700577698
do u wear something skimpy? maybe no bra or panties? to attract attention
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>>700578469
oh damn was thinking you wuz a grill.. nvm
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>>700578412
I know it's stupid but i feel like barney stinson in how you meet your mother is exactly me: he always has to drag his friends to be with them, and even through he tries his best to be cool, they just keep pushing him away, but he never gives up.
Love you barney ;(
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MOAR!!
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>>700578706
>panties
always no panties so it will be easier. yes sometimes leave a few buttons etc open on the shirt or dress
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>>700578616
He moved there (to a city) cuz there are limited jobs in my state.
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>>700577292
i know those feels. ive been inlove with her for almost 4 years and as of 2 weeks ago. shes gone. and im just trying to dig my self out of the hole she left
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>>700577698
>>700578938
Kill yourself
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>>700579222
So why didn't you go with him? How long have you guys been together?
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>>700579269
What's her first name?
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>>700578825
I think that's really how it happens on HIMYM
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>>700578938
how far has any guy gone?
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>>700568946
I caught my mom sleeping with my neighbour once and threatened to tell our dad about it if she didn't give me a blow job. I now black mail her everyday.
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I also really enjoy being woken up by my boyfriend putting like his fingers or something inside me it's p hot
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>>700579395
her name is laura. and to me she was prefect. shes form Manchester.
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>>700578662
Anon, I'm sorry to disappoint, I'm not even close to Elliot. But it's good to know other people stalk their math teacher, too.
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>>700579519
>how far has any guy gone?
I have had 2 guys masturbate me to orgasm one time and then their stop came up
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>>700579358
I did at first. Totally lost my mind and ended up in a psychological hospital 2 times in a short period of time. He left me I moved back in with my parents and when I got my shit together with my head we started dating again. Including the break time where we talked every day about 3 years.
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>>700579625
oh man is it!
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>>700571879
13cm honestly isn't even that bad. Find yourself a shorter girl and 13cm becomes 20 easily. Besides, it's about what you can do with it more than just how big you are.
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I know the secret about Cicada 3301
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>>700579735
Huh.. Why the hell did you lose your mind?
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>>700579967
Bullshit.
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>>700579967
what is it
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I still jerk off to MLP and pokemon porn. In fact, it's the only kind of porn that gets me off.
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>>700576893
i used to but i gave up on that very quickly.
i cant remember the last time i have smiled because im actually enjoying somthing enough, o only really do it because i feel i have to so i dont seem like a downer to everyone elses day.

>>700577090
i get what your saying but im important the same way an npc in a video game is.
nobody gives a fuck what happens to me.
i dont have any purpose other than to fill space.
im normally only around my "freinds" because they need somone to fill some space or becuas e i have forced myself into their space.
im also likly to die by being run over by a more important person and not even have my death aknowladged.
now that i think about it i was nearly killed by a mclarren 670 once.
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I sucked a dogs cock for a bet...my st ep daughter was drunk at 13yo so I fucked her mouth n played with her tits....I fingered my mum when I was 9yo......I stabbed a guy who bullied me at school in the face with a broken bottle & saw his eye burst, when he fell to the ground I kicked him in the same eye 5 times and enjoyed it
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>>700579637
I went to Russia with a friend. That's where we first met. She was a childhood friend of my friend. We were basically inseparable for the two weeks while we were there. She's still single, but I just don't know when, if ever, that i'll be back in Russia. I have so much to do here, and it sucks.
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>>700579979
Was on the wrong meds, had dropped out of school to be there, pretty much confined to one room cuz I hated our roommates, and the relationship was super shitty communication wise.
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>>700570404
post it fag
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>>700578190
How many more older men have you slept with?
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>>700568946
Honestly they should just let those people solve their own problems Palestinians, Israel,
Syria can`t Mossad the Assad with Russia helping him just leave those continents alone.
fix stuff here in the United States
Trump was on the right track of trying to ask for protection from other countries then he fucked up by saying combating ISIS who the hell cares what happens in europe.
That is why we are Building the ANTI DEFIMINATION FREE SPEECH LEAGUE
where you can call someone a faggot, a nigger a kike, a spic, a honkey, or sand nigger.
aboloshing the hate crime law that is just senseless.
You can Join Now
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>>700580099
>>700580078
3301 is the "recruiter" for Cicada and 3300 is the leader
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>>700579733
nice which country was this? i want to know details, pls kik me
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my secrets are boring and stupid.
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I am 3304
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>In year 5 would play gay dares with 2 friends, started with skinny dipping for laughs then comparing cock size etc

Would watch friends dads porn called the ladies room and beat off in front of each other.. Friend was half Asian so tiny cock. Keep going??
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>>700580134
idk i feel like that's who I am, just lonely
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>>700580337
US
don't have kik. they just came and sat in front and on the side of me and started both touching while I was "asleep" with headphones on
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I've found a way to possess people and now I'm in control of my gfs body.
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>>700580356
I bet they aren't!
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>>700580305
In a perfect world this is possible. Things arent so 1 dimensional irl m8
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>>700580552
that would be nice, tell us your secret
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>>700580552
now THAT is hot anon!
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>>700568946
I enjoy feeding people lies to see if they will believe me.

Most people do.
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>>700580234
i offered to fly there. and thats when shit hit the fan. because she kept saying no. and i never wanted to stop hoping that one day i could be with her. because without her there is no me. at least for now. just going to be a rough patch in life. thankfully i am self employed so i can just work and not think about her.
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>>700580295

Not many. When i was 14-15 i got a fake id on silk road and would go out to bars to find guys to fuck. It stopped when I started dating my ex bf when i was 15ish. I haven't really done much since.
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>>700580716
I hate people who do that
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>>700580670
Astral projection my friend.

>>700580682
It's a secret tho
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Currently the only location I can tell you where the HQ is, is that we are currently residing in a place known as Luxembourg City.
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I (male) am in love with my best friend who is a lesbian.

We have a "by 30" deal where if neither of us are hitched by then we'll try dating and marriage... And I may or may not be sabotaging my relationships in hopes of marrying her
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>>700580788
>It's a secret tho
so what do you do?
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>>700580541
they you had no underwear? is it hard not to open eyes? or did u see what they looked like? did u hear what they said to each other? it sounds so fucking hot
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