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Hey /b/ i live with my parents and my life sucks.
Ive locked myself in the bathroom and told my parents that im running a bath.
Trips decides how i kill myself in this room. Dont try and talk me out, ive contemplated it for a long while and i know that at this point its the right thing to do
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>>700549365
if singles you live
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>>700549481
damn, looks like your gonna see another day OP
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Satan says don't do it
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>>700549481
Sorry my friend. Its happening today
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why does your life suck ?
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Are you a boy or girl ?
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That's a nice bathroom
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>>700549668
you live longer faggot OP, i demand it
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>>700549365
lmao kid
looks like you got everything in life except a spine
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>>700549676
Did appallingly in school
No job
Live with parents
Kissless vergin
Im like a 1/10 massively overweight
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Not again, another butt hurt faggot thinking his life is shit i bet ive been through 100 times worse
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Theres other reasons but cba to list them
This is the cupboard type thing
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>>700549954
>Did appallingly in school
What?
>No job
Get one.
>Live with parents
Move out.
>Kissless vergin
Kiss someone.
>Im like a 1/10 massively overweight
Do sports and eat less.

Everything that is wrong, is in your own control, kid.
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>>700550244
>this
cmon OP, i believe in you and you can do it
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>>700549365
that bathroom is fucking hideous. what the fuck were your parents thinking when they went with a red bathroom???
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Fuck this trips shit
Im just going to drink this
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>>700550480
Noone wants you to kill yourself you idiot, all those problems are just in your head.
Go apologize to your parents
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>>700549365
get a toaster and plug it in, put it in the bath while you're in it
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>>700550480
Man just go score some heroin
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>>700550480
Lol u won't die. You'll just vomit all over the bathroom and spend a night in the hospital
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>>700550666
satan said it
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Im killing myself in 10 mins
Is there anything anyone would like to say before i die?
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If u fucking kill yourself i will kill u op so dont do it
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>>700550666
Satan trips want you to live
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>>700550654
this, if you're going to kill yourself at least have fun doing it
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>>700550745
can you livestream this shit fam, younow should work
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>>700550745
Yes op is a faggot dont do it
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>>700550666
Trips confirmes
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Don't make your parents clean up after you. Go out to the woods or something.
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>>700550480
Dont do that shit to your parents, stop being retarded
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>>700549954
fork in outlet it will be instant
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>>700550745
do you have battletoads
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>has both parents
>nice bathroom

entitled prick
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>>700550745
nigger faggot
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>>700550666
I dont care about how painful it is. It is a nearly full bottle and i will gulp down the whole lot
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>>700550883
my sides
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>>700550666
You heard Satan, put it down and grow a pair.
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>>700550745
Don't kill yourself like this. Go take a huge loan out, hire some hookers, then die from alcohol poisoning. At least enjoy life before you die
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>>700550907
u wont die from that. use electricity
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>>700550745
if singles you live, if dubs you live, if trips you live, if quads then its u destiny to die
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>>700550907
Won't kill you kid..it isn't toxic enough on its own. Got bleach?
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>>700550907
i'd also reccomend trying out different medication in the cabinets
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>>700550907
How are you going to drink that without ice and a glass you entitled faggot?
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>>700550745
A belt around the neck would be easier/less painful

But you probably shouldnt kill yourself.
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>>700550907
And if i am still somehow alive i will just hang myself
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>>700549954
show yourself
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>>700550745
Yes, that's a waste of good bleach.
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Live stream it
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Hurry op and do it op. First post a pic of your fatass body
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>>700550907
You still won't die. Why don't you walk into a police station with a toy gun? Would be a much more eventful death
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>>700550480
>Massively over weight
You fucking blew it op ya fucking blew it
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>>700550480
You don't look fat you collosal faggot
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>>700551145
dont
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>>700550865
This, op. Be a better person, there's a chance for everyone
Or the whole thread is just one big bait
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Livestream for us man
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>>700550745
LiveStream it!
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>>700549365
If you actually wanted to kill yourself, you wouldn't ask /b/ how to do it, you would have done it.
Saged.
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>>700550745
Everything you said your problem was, is basically easy things to fix, by yourself.
But if you´re to weakminded to even fix the easiest of things then by all means kill yourself. The world has enough weak betas.
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>>700549365
who fucking cares ? at least dump some pics of your naked mother
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>>700550745
Think about your parents that raised your ugly ass. Do you really want their money and time go to waste?

> like it didnt
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>>700551204
do it faggot
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>>700550996
Actually do this
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>>700551115
Get in the bath and throw in the hairdryer, then throw the dice on whether or not the breakers in your house are any good.
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>>700551068
It is bleach
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>>700550745
Say hi to hitler
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>>700550996
Or shoot up a bank headquarters

You'll be a legend

Better that being a pathetic statistic that didn't realize there is no escaping reality
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>>700550244
>>700550666
these
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Live stream it while taking Victory swigs of that cleaner
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>>700551115
I really don't give a shit, but if you'll die anyway, you won't mind if your fat nude pics are online right? So post your fat ass
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>>700551346
LIVESTREAM IT FOR FUCKS SAKE
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Dude, just don't. start your life from scratch.
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>>700549453
>>700549365

start by putting your deodorant up your ass
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Lmao you knkw youll regret doing it when its too late.

Trust me on that.
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>>700551408
you can't do that in todays world sorry fam
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>>700549365 at least tell your parents good bye
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>>700551115
Bait or not, dont do it, killing yourself would be your mayor fuck up by far, think in your parents
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>>700551115
You're one ungrateful cunt
Look at that bathroom, I bet you guys have your own House and don't live in ashitty apartment. And your parents relly love you if they let you still live there. Talk to them about your issues.
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OP my cock is hard. Show your disgusting face and body then do it
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PLZ ANON I'M BEGGING YOU TO DO A LIVESTREAM
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go to church you'll feel better
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the bleach wont kill you and if you start trying to drink it youll be too fucked to even try to hang yourself.

better option would be get in the bath and put the hairdryer in with you
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>>700549954
Everything that you think is wrong you can change. It's all in your control, don't do it man
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>>700549365
>lives in a nice home
>parents let you live with them
>cries about terrible life
>instead of fixing yourself you kill yourself
Go back to tumblr faggot. if you think for a second that your parents that give you a good home deserve this youre obviously a self entitled fuckhead who doesnt deserve anything you have. get off your ass and make your life better you stupid fuck. you have a family that obviously loves you. QUIT. BEING. A. FAGGOT.
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>>700550745
your going to drink toilet cleaner? hahaha post a picture after you drink it.
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>>700551297
>>700551297
Having second thaughts after this... i do love my parents and they love me
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Trips commands you to kill yourself.....of old age
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LIVESTREAM IT
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so what your like 14 and you hate your parents so this is your way of getting back at them? jesus fuck.
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>>700550745
BUY US ALL STEAM GAMES FIRST PLEASE
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>>700551616
Fuck off then
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>>700549365
Don't kill yourself in your parents home. If you must do it do it outside away from them and anything they hold precious. No matter how shitty your life is or how unfair you may feel they treat you you should not want them to think of you every time they go to the bathroom.
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>>700550745
could your wire the money you have to my account
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I honestly cant believe you're going to do that to your parents op. Just think about them
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>>700551616
And you've already drunk haven't you?
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>>700551616
your life is probably better than any poorfags just enjoy the things god blessed you with
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>>700549365
OP you have nice bathroom
are you sure you want to kill yourself? you will never be able to use 4chan again and pls post nudes
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>>700551616
Well then fuck off
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>>700551616
If you dont want to keep going by yourself then do it for your parents, just think about how many years they had been taking care of you
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>>700551781
>implying this is real
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Fucker dont post if no time stamp
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>>700551616
You stupid dumbass fag, such a pussy you're not even able to do it!
Good luck for the rest of your long empty existence!
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>>700551616
Don't do it man you can be fat and ugly with your parents they don't give a fuck what you look like
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>>700551616
Kys faggot, they prob hate you
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Just cut your wrists very deeply, do it when parents not at home
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>>700550244
This
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You can always turn your life around. Tbh,you're more likely to get kissed/laid if you're willing to work for shit,like your weight/education,etc. If you fuck up,you need to be a grown as adult and fix it,killing yourself isn't the answer,OP
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>>700551888
Fuck you but nice trips
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>>700551933
Low quality bait there m8
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OP isn't going to kill himself. wow i can't believe all these people taking the bait
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>>700551616
37 year old kiss less fag here. trust me its not that bad
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>>700549365
You're honestly pathetic. If this isn't bait then I hope you fail at killing yourself just so you have one more thing to feel shitty about you waste of fucking resources. People love you and you only think about your shitty self. Fuck you, OP.
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Suicide doesn't end the pain, it passes it on to someone else.
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>>700551616
Suicide is the easy way, everyone is going to die, your just anticipating, do it
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dubs and he lives
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>>700552056
beautiful
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do it faggit
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>>700552056
this
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>>700550745
do a backflip
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>>700552006
agreed.
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>>700550745
Give us name and location so we can figure out if you actually did it.
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When your dead, can I live in your room? My home has been in foreclosure for several years now. Ask your mom what she'll take in rent. I not above putting my cock on the table, so to speak...
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>>700549365
>couldnt even post the photo in the right orientation
maybe the world is better off without you
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you could always get a prostitute. based on your bathroom i would say you can afford it
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>>700551616
So what now? No death? Why the fuck you tease us like that
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>>700549365
I tried to off myself once

I thought my parents didn't really care for me

Popped a shitload of random pills, fell apparently unconcious, my mother found me, took me to the hospital and they pumped out my stomache

The next thing I remembered was waking up in hospital with my mother and father balling their eyes out, since they found out I took a shitload of pills
my sister was there and she was crying and wailing as well

it was the most gun wrenching experience I ever had

I don't have many reasons to stay alive nowadays as well, but I will never ever put my parents and loved ones trough the same pain again


If you can't stay alive for your own sake, at least stay alive and TRY to get help and spare your parents from the worst thing that'll happen in their life


This video helped me a lot when I was having weak moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGDHfcZVOg
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About to drink the whole lot, have a noose ready if it doesn't work
Sorry for being a fag but id rather be dead than alive, there is nothing to worry about and i wont be so depressed.
About to do it, thank you 4chan and anons for a great 3 years on 4chan
Bye everyone :-)
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>be op
>drink bleach to kill himself
>dont die
>huge pain
>cries mommy for help
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Use an overdose of sleeping pills, it will be the least painful and less traumatic for your parents, the doctors will rule that you had a brain related death and probably won't tell your parents you suicide, however if you fail prepare to endure a lot of rehab
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Take every pill and jump out the window
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Call poison control.
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>>700552413
Dont do it OP
If you truly love your parents dont do it
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>>700552413
Not op
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>>700552413
look seriously give me 5 mins if you still decide to then do it 5 mins is all i want
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>>700550745
Lol, drinking bleach is a shit way to go, the sodium imbalance might kill you but most probably it'l just be a trip to the icu and 3-4 days of extremely expensive pain. If that's the best you can do you probably haven't thought this through as well as you think you have.

Eh everyone lives because they choose to and if they don't want to that's up to them but look here you faggot, this wold is an amalgum of human experience and maybe you just don't realise that you have value within that. Nobody want's you to kill yourself so go play some vidya or read a book or something or go to a bar and get shit wasted or somat.
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Rip op
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>>700552383
>have loving parents
>have loving sister
>have efficient hospital

yeah you don't have much, sure, it's like you're in the middle of fucking north pole right.
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>>700552413
Do it OP!

I might join ya soon.
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To those about to an hero, we salute you.
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It has some kind of ingredient that just makes you sick. You'll puke and have a bad sore throat. That's about it. Fail. Bath + water + electrical appliance ftw.
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>>700552413
your just gonna get sick and be taken to hospital and cost yr parent a shit load of money
take a rain check
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>>700552471
re roll for this
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Live stream yourself drowning in the sink lol
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>>700552413
Jeez dude. Why you do this???
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>>700549365
Cut your throat. It's the easiest way.
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>>700552413
NUDES PLS
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>>700552413
OP don't, it's not worth it
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>>700552413
yea a true hero, you could livestream for us
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Stream?
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>>700552970
Fuck up nigger. Are you dead? No? Then how do you know it's not worth it?

Faggot.
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>>700553104
Do it yourself then and tell me
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Do it faggot.
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>>700553104
how the fuck do you know anyway, are you dead?
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>>700553206
rekt
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>>700553206
Okay just did it. It's worth it.

Fucking imbecile.
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come on OP, give us a update
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>>700552732
you somewhat missed my point

The reason I don't this nonsense is because I have loving parents, my sister, friends, grandmothers, uncles and aunts who all care about me

When someone is depressed its all too easy to not see that stuff and fall into thinking that nobody loves one and all that shit
Also yeah
I didn't grow up in some garbage country and I appreciate free and good healthcare, but its not really a thing to remember in the wee hours of the night when these thoughts come back
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>>700553261
Same-fagging faggot.
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>>700552413
Can you see this OP? Are you coughing up blood yet? Foaming at the mouth? Take a moment, if you're still able, to reflect on your life. Think of the kindness and support people have selflessly given you. As you die your painful, miserable death, remember how you selfishly gave that up for the sake of your own self pity. Remember your parents, your friends, each serial of every comment that told you not to kill yourself.
We tried OP, we really did.
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>>700552640

Dude the stick on the bottom right goes through the wood.

Do magic dogger
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>>700553418
>just did it
No way im taking you seriously anymore
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>>700553555
nice trips nigger
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>>700552413
diluted-ass bathroom bleach ain't gonna do anything son

pull yourself together
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>>700553555
Lol at taking the bait this hard
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>>700553555
Wow. You're quite the faggot. I wish summerfags left when summer ended..
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>>700553677
Thats not OP idiot
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>>700549365
Honestly that is a nice bathroom, also I know how you can die in there without cutting yourself or drinking any fucked up chemical that won`t make you die.
You need JesusChrist in your hearth bro don`t do it.
In case you do it can we have your whole name and phone number so we can call your parents.
Can you say you have a best friend so I can come visit and get some money from them.
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>>700553555
god i hate whiteknight niggers
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Still there, OP?

Are you really going to hurt your fucking parents like that?

Do you want them to kill themselves too, you fucking faggot?
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>>700550244
This Again and more :
Did you ever heard about how life is mathematics ?
It is actually, life is a world of possibilities, infinite possibilities.
But once you die there is nothing, except maybe sadness for your sibs of course, but for you it's over. You won't exist anymore.
Life is 1
Death is 0
Life can be 2 ,3 , 3.1415.. or 1000 000 .

But you need to start with 1.

If i eat too much and lose my gf i could be in the situation as you. You see, there is pretty nothing between you and I.

But i clearly enjoy a happy life here.
Join me.
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in this darks hour, swith your style to Tomorrow, faggy
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>>700553850
I did know that, i already know who i am talking to
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My dream is armed robbery. Do that plesse
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I think hes dead
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>>700552413
You probably aren`t going to die should had come over to talk you out of it, that is one fucking painful death if he is lucky to die if not say good bye to your stomach.
Told you I knew a non painful way to die inside a bathroom without cutting and making it look like an accident but no you wouldn`t listen.
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The thing is, your thoughts will change during the events that something happens.
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Is he dead?
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you gotta stream or post a video of you chugging it OP so we know youre not a fag
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Here is how you truly win.
Start taking the toaster in the bathroom with you every time you take a bath. And just make toast with it.
The first few times your parents will freak, just let them catch you and then claim you just like eating toast while having a bath. Eventually they will accept your weird habit.
Do this for weeks, or whatever is long enough to convince them.
When you're ready, pick a night and drop the toaster in the bath effectively killing yourself.
Everyone will think it was an accident, they'll just remember that you really liked having toast with a bath.
You're welcome.
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U have a nice bathroom,shame u gonna die pls dont maybe we can be friends and have bubble baths together ?
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>>700553555
>>700550666
Both trips want you to live op. Lmao I have even more problems than you and I'm still alive. If i can do it, you can. Youre parents and family love ya fam. Killing yourself will only pass on the pain to loved ones. But if you really want to become an hero, live stream that shit nigga.
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>>700554388
Kek
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Radiohead
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OP, nothing in that bathroom can really kill you and you're set up for fail, you fucking idiot.

All of the chemicals and hygiene products are either ingestible (you can swallow them without injury), or won't kill you but will just make you sick as hell. Very few household products, including most cleaners can actually kill you if ingested, you can thank decades of EU and international legislation in preventing that.

You're in the UK by the looks of things, the country that compensated for shitty wiring by redundant fusing and trip-switching, particularly in bathrooms/kitchens. If you were fucking retarded enough to zap yourself, you'd be lucky to get two phases of AC in you, that probably won't fry your weedy ass body up enough for cardiac fib/arrest.

The way to succeed at committing suicide is by doing a method with a high level of success - heights, firearms, moving vehicles. The "higher" the potential amount of success, the lower the rate of failure, but if you DO fail, you'll be even more fucked up for the rest of your life. There's people out there who've survived self-inflicted gun shot wounds, falling 6 stories or hitting a train bonnet and they end up being complete fucking cripples who now can't even feed themselves let alone try again at ending it all and since assisted suicide is illegal in the UK, you'd be in an even worse hell than now.

Quit trying to quit while you're still ahead. Time will pass.
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>>700550480
Dont drink it, its gonna hurt like a bitch. Heroine OD is your best way out. Just go get some from a nigger.
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>>700554292
yeah probably would be the kid who tried suicide but failed then said im gonna change, at least he will be thin not able to eat anything God works in mysterious ways.
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Sorry b i am such a fag. I had it in a glass i nearly drank it, im now in the bath i ran contemplating.
Pls give me a reason to live
Will read every reply
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>>700554527
I know how ... but not gonna tell him if he is too stupid to try to commit suicide fuck him.
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>>700554645
Acknowledge everyone who got dubs first then you can kill yourself
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>>700554645
I just thought about my family and the pain they would feel. I couldnt do it
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>>700554527
We have hitmanjasonbourneexpertfaggot here
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Here op. Here's something to laugh at b4 u die.
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>>700554645
I suggest you live OP but if you do decide to die don't go with bleach, just put your head under the water and inhale deeply. Will hurt a lot less and will be over much quicker.
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>>700554645
>/b/ o/b/viously
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>>700552413
newfag
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>>700554054
>Talking mathematics and assigning a value to an unknown variable.

Go back to sucking cock in your psych class, faggot.
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Its even prettier up close pls be my friend
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If I ever feel like killing myself I'm going to steal a car and go store to store robbing everyone at gunpoint. End it all with a shootout. Not looking to actually kill anyone though.
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>>700554645
Your parents
Killing yourself is for fags
4Chan
Porn
You Can solve most of your problems
Again dont be a fag, be a man
Your bathroom is bigger than my bedroom
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Leave your house and take a huge loan out and spend all of it before you die
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>>700554645
There's none just kill yourself already
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>>700554645
You'll have a chance to get laid and not enjoy it the first time. But hey, sex.
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>>700554645
you have none just do it faggot, don't listen to these beta white faggots who are feeding an attention whore, people like you make me sick, there are people who literally kill themselves daily and guess what they dont announce it to the world. you just want attention, and these faggots just give it to you because they beilieve they are self righteous dicks, everyone dies, until I see a livestream of you actually doing something, I could give a fuck less, go get attention somewhere else you douchebag, and the rest of you faggots who just think you are a bunch of fat redneck supermans go die in ahole and take the road of op
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First of take some bath salt and put it in the tube, then cut urself, the salt will hurt but feel nice. The pour some bleach on top of menstruation meds. The drink the content of the tub, then jump of the roof.
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>>700554645
You are gonna die anyway in a few decades, everyone does. So why would you shorten that time up? You can't simply reverse killing yourself! Now go out there and do something crazy, you've got nothing to loose
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>>700554388
This. If you've got to kill yourself, make it look like an accident. Otherwise you're just being a dick to parents etc.
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>>700554645
Go to a Church you will probably find the answer right there by yourself, you were all hardcore trying to commit suicide, why don`t you have the balls to go to a church ?
Probably you will find the answer right there probably not also don`t try drinking chemicals it fucks up your stomach.
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What if you wrap that chain around your neck just under water and when you want to go up for air you won't be able too. If you manage to pull the plug out you better hope it drains quick OP
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>>700554645
somwone experienced trips for you to live. God wants to live, op.
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OP I thought about suicide tonight because my girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me. I committed my life to making her happy and it wasn't enough. But i've opened my eyes and realised that as much as I love her, I have never truly chased doing what I love. I am in a well paid job that I do not enjoy. I live on my own and now find myself feeling so lonely. Do what I will do. Quit living the way you are now and just go travelling, spend money, have fun and start earning doing something you love. Please don't kill yourself OP, I know I won't.
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>>700554645
If dubs drink it and fucking end yourself you low life scum
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This is like the 50th "imma kms thread" I've seen this week and they all always end in "nah imma not do it kek". If you want my honest opinion, if you're not going to become an hero, why post in the first place?
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>>700555311
this
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>>700555311
Do it op
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>>700554645
Mother fucker you got a bathtub
And i dont have any.
You lucky bastard.
If this made you smile you have one good reason.
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>>700555225
DO IT FOR THE Tripssssss
(I mean dont do it)
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>>700555034
If i do do it i will miss porn
Anyone got any Sophie dee?
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>>700555311
Winner kek
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>>700552413

only 3 years here?
YOU FUCKING NEWFAG STOP RUINING MY /b/

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ROB A BANK
ATTACK SOME GANGMEMBERS
FIGHT ISIS
FIGHT AN ELK
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>>700554645
Do you have some pennies for me
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>>700549365

Put the bath tub faucet up your ass, crank the hot and cold to full and blow yourself up like a balloon till you splatter all over the walls.
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>>700554645
>Drink
>Drown yourself in bathtub
>???????
Profit I'll meet you in the next life OP

However if you wanna be a buzz kill and not die then it is really up to you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're parents care about you. I'm a NEET who wants to die too so I can somewhat understand what you are going through and I'm sure other people on here do too.
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>>700555222
I know we're trying not to get op killed but holy shit trips trips
>checked
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>>700555330
Probably they are depressed and lonely it is sorta of a cry for help, I wouldn`t do that shit but it is my theory.
And in then if they an hero nobody would care tomorrow and if they didn`t also nobody would care.
But it is a cry for help on my opinion.
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>>700555477
>sophie dee
Taking note...
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>>700554645
You got a nice bathroom that's reason enough
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>>700555222
win
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>>700549365
OP you just need to jack off and get some endorphis flowing.

You are still living with your parents life changes when you finally get out on your own. Always for the better in regards to your personal freedom.

Trust me go make some friends.

Seek out happiness it won't come to you on its own you have to seek it.
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Get in the bath and have a relaxing hour to yourself. Then go out and hash things out with your parents. If they're understanding then great, if not then actively work to get the fuck out of there.

Godspeed OP
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>>700555477
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>>700554645
Because there's so much good stuff you can do. You can get good at CSGO, get laid, and if you do decide to kill yourself at least commit a heinous crime first
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HEY
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The trips in this thread...
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>>700555287
listen to this guy, op.

also, this guy, have a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkt5LVLy4Vo

heads up guys. life is just as good as it is bad. when you're deciding to end it at your lowest point you're missing out on the waves bringing a new tide!
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>>700555330
he's an attention seeking faggot
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i cant wait for bottom of the gene pool losers to die off
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bathroom is for faggots

do suicide by nigger
buy a gun and go shoot up ghetto until one of them gets you
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>>700555745
that fucker I thought it was just the sink
My bathroom doesn`t even have a bathtub and it is just cement, or even hot water fucking OP what a bitch.
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Hairdryer up your arse, cut wrists
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>>700549365
Why would faggot op kill himself for his parents to find..what a fucking asshole. Go jump off of a bridge or something..don't make your parents have to live with that
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>>700555882
>at least commit a heinous crime first
Terrible fucking advice.

If you are tempted to harm others or commit crimes be sure that if you instead choose to an hero things will go far better for you.

DO NOT HARM OTHERS EVER!
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Put drops of water in your nose
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>>700556006
Top kek
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>>700555809
Roll
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>>700554645
look im talking to my girlfriend right now if you wait 10 minutes ill give you hope. ill help you out more than any stranger should
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I bet and hope OP won't deliver.
And also when he'll run out of battery you all fags are gonna claim he did it.
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>>700555694
A cry for help would be like "Guys I'm depressed help me out" not "HEY GUYS IMMA KMS TRIPS DECIDES HOW XDDD".
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>>700556086
Agreed, you'll be hurting your parents as it is, but if you'll do it, at least do it as far away from them as possible.
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Toaster n
Tub
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Thankyou everyone for all your advice. I live to die another day
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>>700555830
post more
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ungrateful little shit
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>>700556429
big surprise OP is a faggot
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>>700556109
I mean if you always wanted to rape a child, why not do it before you die?
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>>700556429
Now you are thinking
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Cut wrists till you die
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>>700556429
And now fullfill the advices.
Change is not easy but worth it.
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>>700556499
who would've guessed
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Also to everyone saying
Op is an attention seeking fag please try to understand what im going through
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>>700556693
Its not easy
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>>700551297
who is that guy??
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>>700556693
ungrateful is what you are
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>>700556693
They wont because they are assholes
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stop being a fucking drama queen and a pussy!
if your going to kill yourself stop posting about it and either fucking do it or fucking dont.
and if you are please stream it
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>>700556429

>be op
>decide to live
>go downstairs
>see loving family
>what do now?
>yolo
>eat huge meal from fridge
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>>700556693
you're on the wrong website if you think any of us are going to be able to understand what you're going through
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>>700549365
Been in that situation. Lived it everyday thinking that there's no way out. It's too much, the pain and your first thought when you wake up is death. Yea man it hurts. It fucking sucks. But you don't deserve that. You don't deserve to suffer man. It's not your fault life is all fucked up. But trust me dude, I've stared down the barrel of a 12 gauge many nights wondering why I can't do it. But it does get better. You don't have to die, you have so much to do. You have so many places to go and friends to meet. I know you don't want to hear it, but it's true. You will do so much, you just have to stick it out a little longer.
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>>700556693
You got a really sick bathroom OP, looks like some shit from the home of Squilliam Fancyson
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>>700556505
Because it is evil.

Funny you would mention that though it is exactly what I desire and why I advised OP to resist your tempting him.

Obviously you have some demons to fight yourself anon.

Be careful.
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>>700556693
I honestly don't care. You just wasted time.
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>>700556693
I bet I've had it worse at one point or another. I even decided I would kill myself and decided that I had nothing to lose so I came over to the girl next door and told her I wanna fuck. After that I realized how good life was and decided against it.
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>>700556864
I only wanted people to talk to. 4chan is the only place i could do that. I dont have any friends
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>>700556884
half of the people here would prefer a stream were kills himself instead, 4chan in a nutshell
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>>700554645
Alright, I'll try answering to everything in the list you posted at >>700550244 and carefully explain why they're no proper reasons to apply a permanent and devastating solution to temporary problems:

>Did appallingly in school
Nigga, no one cares about your school grades in the real world. I was also a horrible student back in high school, but living a little more helped my find my academic way into interests I actually wanted to study.

>No job
Like >>700550244 said, keep looking for one m8. I've been there and I know it's not easy, but you'll eventually find one that suits you and accepts you.

>Live with parents
Well, you'll be able to move out once you have the money, but then again, the whole gravity of the "living with parents" thing is somewhat overrated tbqh. As long as you have your privacy and are able to keep your own life independent from theirs, it really shouldn't be an issue to live with them for a while. Most of my college mates still live with theirs, and they're all independent people who pay their own student loans.

>Kissless vergin
Stop worrying about such a trivial thing, no one besides chavs will actually make a big deal about it. Speaking on personal experience, it's far harder to get laid if you actually obsess about being laid. Carry on with your life, keep on looking for work and getting healthy, and girls will eventually come along.

>Im like a 1/10 massively overweight
Moderate your eating habits and start doing some light exercise, like going to a local pool walking around the neighborhood. It's as simple as that, really.

Ergo, you have no proper reason to kill yourself my nigga. Chill and carry on, and most importantly, don't keep your depression a secret from your family. Be honest with it about them, maintaining that dreadful feeling as something private is the worst thing you can do for yourself.
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>>700553646
wtf you are right holy shit im drunk and my mind is blown
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>>700556932
Thankyou my friend
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>>700549365
>Hey /b/ i live with my parents and my life sucks.

Get a job and move out of your parent's house. How hard is that to figure out?
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>>700556693
YOU ARE NOT GOING THROUGH ANYTHING.
FUCK
Believe me, just take yourself by the fucking neck FOR ONCE
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>>700557134
>crying because he didnt got a livestream
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>use you're mum's dildo to cause rectal bleeding, and proceed to bleed out in the tub
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