Hey /b/ i live with my parents and my life sucks.
Ive locked myself in the bathroom and told my parents that im running a bath.
Trips decides how i kill myself in this room. Dont try and talk me out, ive contemplated it for a long while and i know that at this point its the right thing to do
Sorry my friend. Its happening today
Theres other reasons but cba to list them
This is the cupboard type thing
>Did appallingly in school
>Live with parents
>Im like a 1/10 massively overweight
Do sports and eat less.
Everything that is wrong, is in your own control, kid.
Fuck this trips shit
Im just going to drink this
Im killing myself in 10 mins
Is there anything anyone would like to say before i die?
If u fucking kill yourself i will kill u op so dont do it
How are you going to drink that without ice and a glass you entitled faggot?
And if i am still somehow alive i will just hang myself
Everything you said your problem was, is basically easy things to fix, by yourself.
But if you´re to weakminded to even fix the easiest of things then by all means kill yourself. The world has enough weak betas.
Think about your parents that raised your ugly ass. Do you really want their money and time go to waste?
> like it didnt
You're one ungrateful cunt
Look at that bathroom, I bet you guys have your own House and don't live in ashitty apartment. And your parents relly love you if they let you still live there. Talk to them about your issues.
OP my cock is hard. Show your disgusting face and body then do it
>lives in a nice home
>parents let you live with them
>cries about terrible life
>instead of fixing yourself you kill yourself
Go back to tumblr faggot. if you think for a second that your parents that give you a good home deserve this youre obviously a self entitled fuckhead who doesnt deserve anything you have. get off your ass and make your life better you stupid fuck. you have a family that obviously loves you. QUIT. BEING. A. FAGGOT.
Having second thaughts after this... i do love my parents and they love me
Don't kill yourself in your parents home. If you must do it do it outside away from them and anything they hold precious. No matter how shitty your life is or how unfair you may feel they treat you you should not want them to think of you every time they go to the bathroom.
You can always turn your life around. Tbh,you're more likely to get kissed/laid if you're willing to work for shit,like your weight/education,etc. If you fuck up,you need to be a grown as adult and fix it,killing yourself isn't the answer,OP
You're honestly pathetic. If this isn't bait then I hope you fail at killing yourself just so you have one more thing to feel shitty about you waste of fucking resources. People love you and you only think about your shitty self. Fuck you, OP.
When your dead, can I live in your room? My home has been in foreclosure for several years now. Ask your mom what she'll take in rent. I not above putting my cock on the table, so to speak...
I tried to off myself once
I thought my parents didn't really care for me
Popped a shitload of random pills, fell apparently unconcious, my mother found me, took me to the hospital and they pumped out my stomache
The next thing I remembered was waking up in hospital with my mother and father balling their eyes out, since they found out I took a shitload of pills
my sister was there and she was crying and wailing as well
it was the most gun wrenching experience I ever had
I don't have many reasons to stay alive nowadays as well, but I will never ever put my parents and loved ones trough the same pain again
If you can't stay alive for your own sake, at least stay alive and TRY to get help and spare your parents from the worst thing that'll happen in their life
This video helped me a lot when I was having weak moments
About to drink the whole lot, have a noose ready if it doesn't work
Sorry for being a fag but id rather be dead than alive, there is nothing to worry about and i wont be so depressed.
About to do it, thank you 4chan and anons for a great 3 years on 4chan
Bye everyone :-)
Use an overdose of sleeping pills, it will be the least painful and less traumatic for your parents, the doctors will rule that you had a brain related death and probably won't tell your parents you suicide, however if you fail prepare to endure a lot of rehab
Lol, drinking bleach is a shit way to go, the sodium imbalance might kill you but most probably it'l just be a trip to the icu and 3-4 days of extremely expensive pain. If that's the best you can do you probably haven't thought this through as well as you think you have.
Eh everyone lives because they choose to and if they don't want to that's up to them but look here you faggot, this wold is an amalgum of human experience and maybe you just don't realise that you have value within that. Nobody want's you to kill yourself so go play some vidya or read a book or something or go to a bar and get shit wasted or somat.
you somewhat missed my point
The reason I don't this nonsense is because I have loving parents, my sister, friends, grandmothers, uncles and aunts who all care about me
When someone is depressed its all too easy to not see that stuff and fall into thinking that nobody loves one and all that shit
I didn't grow up in some garbage country and I appreciate free and good healthcare, but its not really a thing to remember in the wee hours of the night when these thoughts come back
Can you see this OP? Are you coughing up blood yet? Foaming at the mouth? Take a moment, if you're still able, to reflect on your life. Think of the kindness and support people have selflessly given you. As you die your painful, miserable death, remember how you selfishly gave that up for the sake of your own self pity. Remember your parents, your friends, each serial of every comment that told you not to kill yourself.
We tried OP, we really did.
Honestly that is a nice bathroom, also I know how you can die in there without cutting yourself or drinking any fucked up chemical that won`t make you die.
You need JesusChrist in your hearth bro don`t do it.
In case you do it can we have your whole name and phone number so we can call your parents.
Can you say you have a best friend so I can come visit and get some money from them.
This Again and more :
Did you ever heard about how life is mathematics ?
It is actually, life is a world of possibilities, infinite possibilities.
But once you die there is nothing, except maybe sadness for your sibs of course, but for you it's over. You won't exist anymore.
Life is 1
Death is 0
Life can be 2 ,3 , 3.1415.. or 1000 000 .
But you need to start with 1.
If i eat too much and lose my gf i could be in the situation as you. You see, there is pretty nothing between you and I.
But i clearly enjoy a happy life here.
You probably aren`t going to die should had come over to talk you out of it, that is one fucking painful death if he is lucky to die if not say good bye to your stomach.
Told you I knew a non painful way to die inside a bathroom without cutting and making it look like an accident but no you wouldn`t listen.
Here is how you truly win.
Start taking the toaster in the bathroom with you every time you take a bath. And just make toast with it.
The first few times your parents will freak, just let them catch you and then claim you just like eating toast while having a bath. Eventually they will accept your weird habit.
Do this for weeks, or whatever is long enough to convince them.
When you're ready, pick a night and drop the toaster in the bath effectively killing yourself.
Everyone will think it was an accident, they'll just remember that you really liked having toast with a bath.
Both trips want you to live op. Lmao I have even more problems than you and I'm still alive. If i can do it, you can. Youre parents and family love ya fam. Killing yourself will only pass on the pain to loved ones. But if you really want to become an hero, live stream that shit nigga.
OP, nothing in that bathroom can really kill you and you're set up for fail, you fucking idiot.
All of the chemicals and hygiene products are either ingestible (you can swallow them without injury), or won't kill you but will just make you sick as hell. Very few household products, including most cleaners can actually kill you if ingested, you can thank decades of EU and international legislation in preventing that.
You're in the UK by the looks of things, the country that compensated for shitty wiring by redundant fusing and trip-switching, particularly in bathrooms/kitchens. If you were fucking retarded enough to zap yourself, you'd be lucky to get two phases of AC in you, that probably won't fry your weedy ass body up enough for cardiac fib/arrest.
The way to succeed at committing suicide is by doing a method with a high level of success - heights, firearms, moving vehicles. The "higher" the potential amount of success, the lower the rate of failure, but if you DO fail, you'll be even more fucked up for the rest of your life. There's people out there who've survived self-inflicted gun shot wounds, falling 6 stories or hitting a train bonnet and they end up being complete fucking cripples who now can't even feed themselves let alone try again at ending it all and since assisted suicide is illegal in the UK, you'd be in an even worse hell than now.
Quit trying to quit while you're still ahead. Time will pass.
Sorry b i am such a fag. I had it in a glass i nearly drank it, im now in the bath i ran contemplating.
Pls give me a reason to live
Will read every reply
I suggest you live OP but if you do decide to die don't go with bleach, just put your head under the water and inhale deeply. Will hurt a lot less and will be over much quicker.
>Talking mathematics and assigning a value to an unknown variable.
Go back to sucking cock in your psych class, faggot.
you have none just do it faggot, don't listen to these beta white faggots who are feeding an attention whore, people like you make me sick, there are people who literally kill themselves daily and guess what they dont announce it to the world. you just want attention, and these faggots just give it to you because they beilieve they are self righteous dicks, everyone dies, until I see a livestream of you actually doing something, I could give a fuck less, go get attention somewhere else you douchebag, and the rest of you faggots who just think you are a bunch of fat redneck supermans go die in ahole and take the road of op
First of take some bath salt and put it in the tube, then cut urself, the salt will hurt but feel nice. The pour some bleach on top of menstruation meds. The drink the content of the tub, then jump of the roof.
You are gonna die anyway in a few decades, everyone does. So why would you shorten that time up? You can't simply reverse killing yourself! Now go out there and do something crazy, you've got nothing to loose
Go to a Church you will probably find the answer right there by yourself, you were all hardcore trying to commit suicide, why don`t you have the balls to go to a church ?
Probably you will find the answer right there probably not also don`t try drinking chemicals it fucks up your stomach.
What if you wrap that chain around your neck just under water and when you want to go up for air you won't be able too. If you manage to pull the plug out you better hope it drains quick OP
OP I thought about suicide tonight because my girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me. I committed my life to making her happy and it wasn't enough. But i've opened my eyes and realised that as much as I love her, I have never truly chased doing what I love. I am in a well paid job that I do not enjoy. I live on my own and now find myself feeling so lonely. Do what I will do. Quit living the way you are now and just go travelling, spend money, have fun and start earning doing something you love. Please don't kill yourself OP, I know I won't.
This is like the 50th "imma kms thread" I've seen this week and they all always end in "nah imma not do it kek". If you want my honest opinion, if you're not going to become an hero, why post in the first place?
If i do do it i will miss porn
Anyone got any Sophie dee?
ROB A BANK
ATTACK SOME GANGMEMBERS
FIGHT AN ELK
Do you have some pennies for me
>Drown yourself in bathtub
Profit I'll meet you in the next life OP
However if you wanna be a buzz kill and not die then it is really up to you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're parents care about you. I'm a NEET who wants to die too so I can somewhat understand what you are going through and I'm sure other people on here do too.
Probably they are depressed and lonely it is sorta of a cry for help, I wouldn`t do that shit but it is my theory.
And in then if they an hero nobody would care tomorrow and if they didn`t also nobody would care.
But it is a cry for help on my opinion.
OP you just need to jack off and get some endorphis flowing.
You are still living with your parents life changes when you finally get out on your own. Always for the better in regards to your personal freedom.
Trust me go make some friends.
Seek out happiness it won't come to you on its own you have to seek it.
Get in the bath and have a relaxing hour to yourself. Then go out and hash things out with your parents. If they're understanding then great, if not then actively work to get the fuck out of there.
listen to this guy, op.
also, this guy, have a song:
heads up guys. life is just as good as it is bad. when you're deciding to end it at your lowest point you're missing out on the waves bringing a new tide!
>at least commit a heinous crime first
Terrible fucking advice.
If you are tempted to harm others or commit crimes be sure that if you instead choose to an hero things will go far better for you.
DO NOT HARM OTHERS EVER!
A cry for help would be like "Guys I'm depressed help me out" not "HEY GUYS IMMA KMS TRIPS DECIDES HOW XDDD".
Thankyou everyone for all your advice. I live to die another day
I mean if you always wanted to rape a child, why not do it before you die?
Also to everyone saying
Op is an attention seeking fag please try to understand what im going through
Been in that situation. Lived it everyday thinking that there's no way out. It's too much, the pain and your first thought when you wake up is death. Yea man it hurts. It fucking sucks. But you don't deserve that. You don't deserve to suffer man. It's not your fault life is all fucked up. But trust me dude, I've stared down the barrel of a 12 gauge many nights wondering why I can't do it. But it does get better. You don't have to die, you have so much to do. You have so many places to go and friends to meet. I know you don't want to hear it, but it's true. You will do so much, you just have to stick it out a little longer.
Because it is evil.
Funny you would mention that though it is exactly what I desire and why I advised OP to resist your tempting him.
Obviously you have some demons to fight yourself anon.
I bet I've had it worse at one point or another. I even decided I would kill myself and decided that I had nothing to lose so I came over to the girl next door and told her I wanna fuck. After that I realized how good life was and decided against it.
Alright, I'll try answering to everything in the list you posted at >>700550244 and carefully explain why they're no proper reasons to apply a permanent and devastating solution to temporary problems:
>Did appallingly in school
Nigga, no one cares about your school grades in the real world. I was also a horrible student back in high school, but living a little more helped my find my academic way into interests I actually wanted to study.
Like >>700550244 said, keep looking for one m8. I've been there and I know it's not easy, but you'll eventually find one that suits you and accepts you.
>Live with parents
Well, you'll be able to move out once you have the money, but then again, the whole gravity of the "living with parents" thing is somewhat overrated tbqh. As long as you have your privacy and are able to keep your own life independent from theirs, it really shouldn't be an issue to live with them for a while. Most of my college mates still live with theirs, and they're all independent people who pay their own student loans.
Stop worrying about such a trivial thing, no one besides chavs will actually make a big deal about it. Speaking on personal experience, it's far harder to get laid if you actually obsess about being laid. Carry on with your life, keep on looking for work and getting healthy, and girls will eventually come along.
>Im like a 1/10 massively overweight
Moderate your eating habits and start doing some light exercise, like going to a local pool walking around the neighborhood. It's as simple as that, really.
Ergo, you have no proper reason to kill yourself my nigga. Chill and carry on, and most importantly, don't keep your depression a secret from your family. Be honest with it about them, maintaining that dreadful feeling as something private is the worst thing you can do for yourself.
>Hey /b/ i live with my parents and my life sucks.
Get a job and move out of your parent's house. How hard is that to figure out?