You have 30 SECONDS to prove your an oldfag.
>we will know if your lying
30 seconds is not enough because I only type with my right index finger.
>>700547733
i grew up playing pitfall on atari 2600
>>700547733
my first cell phone was a primeco.
don't cry emo duck
>>700547733
longcat
Pools closed
Project Chanology
>>700547733
OP, you're not exempt from this challenge either.
>You're not "winning" with that disgusting ass girl, you know.
>>700547733
check out my name pussies
i work at google now check these forced dubs
Crackychan
>>700548364
Hole guy
>>700547733
Reporting Michigan
>>700548532
Yeah, him too
Oh yeah, battletoads.
>>700547733
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
FAGGOT
Partyvan Wiki
What if you're new and straight?
>>700548942
GIRUGAMESH
>>700548998
you're a newfag
>>700548836
Not good enough. Dump the whole set and *maybe*
>>700549078
> set
> being this summery
>>700547733
I'm a Faggot
>>700548836
too early
Niggers tongue my anus
>>700547733
>>700547733
how do i triforce
barrel
>>700548836
insufficient time dude
>>700547733
>>700547733
Only a newfag would care whether or not somebody was an oldfag.
>>700547733
I can dial a phone.
>>700549823
Newfag detected
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
Desu desu
Puddi puddi
Dial soap
Pools closed
Hackers on steroids
4chan diamond account
Lulz
row row fight the powah
>>700549823
shut up newfag
Moot!
I've been here since the fappening ;)
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>>700547733
People here liked cp
I don't make retarded "prove you're an oldfag thread" threads.
>>700549823
newfag lurk more
bring back snacks
>>700550029
Who are you calling a newfag, newfag. I've been here since the start of summer, i've seen every rekt, trap and ylyl thread there is too see. Rekt is nothing to me, I eat CP for breakfast and you cry about it, yeah, thats right friendo, I know everything about CP now, you're lucky i'm behind a computer or i'd beat your ass from what I learned in /fit/, looks like i'll just have to hack the shit out of you then pussy. Me a newfag? I'm almost an oldfag and you are just a piece of shit wonna be. I'm gonna doxx you so hard kid, i'll find out where you live in 2.5 seconds and fuck your mom while you're downstairs in the basement eating chicken tendies and getting fatter and fatter, fatty. You're gonna regret saying that, pussy, I have seen screenshots of all the classic threads on /b/, you don't even know son.
that was the first model i ever had
Did someone turn 3 years old?
>>700549904
GIGA PUDIII
roodypoo
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>>700550355
newfag
I've been on 4chan since around 2004, bit not regularly enough to be any kind of fag.
>>700548836
Soon too man
>>700547733
You prove this by not posting in this thread.
>>700550397
well let's just say your mom didn't think I was a newfag last night, LOL
Been here for 6 years and im still not an old fag.
Never going to be one since I missed the early golden years.
>>700550397
lol lurk more
>>700548836
wtf dude?! too soon...
What >>700550129 said
>>700550397
Only a newfag would call other people newfag.
F A G G O T
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Hi Peter!
>>700550397
projecting
>around snacks, never relax
>>700547733
I was in the basement when JonBenet was killed.
>>700548364
Chanology was the downfall of /b/. Went full on mainstream after all those fags in gayfaux masks made the news
I was here when a guy called Moot owned this place
Also he was a fag
>>700547733
You have 30 seconds to prove I'm not a newfag
brb
>>700550558
Elaborate
Let's not pretend the 99% of 4chan are fucking kids.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
Am I an oldfag yet?
>>700547733
Dubs threads are bullshit and a meme gone way to far.
>>700547733
We are oldfags because we know the difference between your and you're. Unlike you because you are still in High School or less.
Back in my day if someone made a feels thread we called them an emofag and told them to kill themselves.
>>700551259
I think I am more shocked that that site is still around.
>>700547733
I first got laid in the 80s..big bushes back then
More good shit from the net even before 4chan was a glint on moot's penis
www.pwned.nl
it is a css 1.6 parody
>>700548836
Error 404: Time Passed = Too Soon
Im 12 and what is this
>>700551221
Newfag
>>700548836
Delete this.
30 minutes of awesomeness
Before most of /b/ was born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmyWLyEEvw
>>700547733
I remember when /b/ was good
MOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOTMOOT
Girugamesh and that one dude who called moot a newfag
>>700547733
no u
being anonymous used to mean something
anonymous used to be the internet tough guy
oldfags retired and newfags inherited the title of anonymous
anonymous is now a joke
SJWs are the new internet tough guy
hello
>>700550397
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>700547733
She accidentally the
Whole Kaley
>>700552585
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>>700552691
Kek newfag
>>700552305
newfag alert
>>700552759
New bag alert
Secured the bag alert
>>700552554
Dude relax. You know it's okay if your a bitch. There's nothing wrong with that but you can't keep lying to yourself like that. It's bad for your self esteem.
>>700551351
Why post here? /pol/ is where you kind like to congregate.
>>700552094
/B/ was always dead inside,the place stays the same as always since its birth.
Just chek
2005 is the new 1995
>>700551396
i still do that..
i can triforce see
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LOL XDDDDD MEMES haha look at my rare pepes XD
>>700547733
i've been here all summer am i an old fag now
>>700548836
deficient number total on the timetable, anon
Fuckin bait shit thread. Die in a fire, faget.
Frank I was saving that bacon!
>>700547733
>Titty fucking that
>6 chicken nuggets
>and a switchblade
I remember 7chan
>>700547733
The game.
Now go fuck yourself newfag.
Wut do?
I am a 53 years old homosexual
>>700547733
I have nearly 100 GBP
>>700549532
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
Listen up faggots, this is too much for you
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee
10 years...
>>700553993
fuck off
>>700554256
what the fuck are you doing with our lives
PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY
>>700553806
7chan was great,
im a newfag, check it:
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>>700554362
no, i've been here longer than 10 years; it's been 10 years since lolichan was taken away from us
Not knowing how to orangetext<
Contrary to belief this was released in 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWBFKL6H7rI
he was an hero
I was at the Hacienda when Exctasy first appeared. Doesn't mean shit tho, just that I'm old.
Oldfags don't come here anymore.
I've seen things...
>>700551216
Oh shit man sorry
>>700555387
MODS
>>700547733
does anyone have the audiofile of that guy who got his mom to blow him and recorded it?
>>700549298
there were a few more of these
>>700550076
which one
>>700547733
Nov 5 2007
>>700555591
the place where mothers don't go
C3E48FD
>>700553166
*your
>>700555952
>2007
>Not pic related
faggot
>>700551396
do a flip faggot
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>>700554405
its PUDI PUDI you fucking newfag
this
>>700556369
no shit
>>700552585
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>>700553227
whats a /B/
>>700556553
goddamnit
>>700547733
August 23, 2006
Never
Forget
and we have 2 days till that was 10 years ago
>>700556369
PUDDI PUDDI x2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
"Pool's closed."
~~Patriotic Nigras - 2005
>>700547733
newfag posting for oldfag shit
gtfo
I came over in the beginning from ADTRW
I used to hang out with Moot in IRC.
>>700556629
Only the greatest movie of all time!
>>700555952
>>700556186
Aw shit son you're bringing me back.
>>700555982
Damn not even a thanks..
Guess the guy asking is too new to understand where to go.
>>700556922
That reminds me, what ever happened to GNAA?
>>700555982
that's the one, thanks anon!
obligatory Mr. Bones
>>700547733
>>700557119
>>700547733
I can correctly distinguish between your and you're.
It doesn't matter.
>>700547733
What happened to all of us?
>>700557058
they turned into weird twitter
>>700547733
>>700557304
i just switched to /s4s/. i do miss the raids tho
>>700557058
Last semi-interesting that happened was GNAA hack Admin access to the chan that begins with "eight" & permanently shut down a couple of boards.
>>700557304
our souls died with olivia
also the news blew us up with their "who is this 4chan?!"
>>700557762
Even the quality of the porn has lowered.
>>700558067
I Fapped daily <3
>>700551567
>css 1.6
>css
>1.6
>css
>ss 1.6
Kill yourself faggot
This shit was from 2007. The rest of you islamophobes are just posers
>>700547733
>>700557242
yore mad bro?
>>700558501
Wrong pic..sorry niggers
>>700558415
Don't cry because you don't understand the purpose of the bread.
Shame you just made yourself look like the newest newfag on the block.
I own 3 dragondildos
You dun goofed
>>700558411
which one did you fap to, cracky, or to that news lady making a complete ass out of herself, because both were pretty satisfying.
I wish I never stumbled upon this place.
When shops were done by Paint Shop Pro and not Photoshop like the newfags think.
>>700550957
>feared
fuck my sides
easy
So I got my hot gf to model next to my sweet new ride, you like?
/b/ was never good
>>700559585
people only think /b used to be good because they were 13
"Candy-ass" used to show up in a colorful font.
I'm m00t, the oldest oldfaggot
ama
>>700559585
>>700559770
Oh yeah, she's pretty hot /b/ro!
I don't mean to be a bother, but I've been trying to get a girlfriend and girls don't seem to react the way I want them to.
I think I'm a pretty attractive guy, at least a 6/10. How do I get a hot girl like yours, anon?
I'll take any advice I can get!
>>700547733
what happened to her by the way ?
>>700557954
Interesting. I don't suppose you know which ones?
>>700552585
heh nice try faggot
../\
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No.
Faggot , I am your Father.
>>700559137
>Anonymous
Cracky
>>700547733
Allow me to show you to the big gay bathhouse
Faggots
Zozle
>>700559924
it was shit then too, you just learn to spend less time here.
>>700547733
Mullets were in fashion when I was a kid.
Peanut Butter
>>700561060
i lived in the south during that time. there's nothing quite like greasy mullets that you can smell 5 feet away.
>>700547733
9001.
Nevar forget
>>700560794
>>700560624
>>700559512
>>700559137
>>700558067
Where are we now?
>>700559137
Rose <3
>>700547733
Consider yourself ...
Sage goes in every field, the pool is always closed, GIRUGAMESH, 4chan was never good, hackers on steroids, 4chan did exploding yellow van, pissing in a sea of piss, millhouse is a meme...
Been here since 05 I think
But who was phone.
>>700559512
>don't feed the trolls
that's half the fun of being on /b/
>>700560878
shit was so cash
>>700560450
Not sure, but I think a couple 'gamer' boards & a couple of the ones with ua girls.
for the fallen /b/ros...
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a maiden
With a big fat aching head
https://soundcloud.com/orkek/rolling-down-to-old-4chan
>>700562453
candlejack a sh...
>>700552554
Sir all I said was you're a newfag.Please calm down its not good to just snap like that I really think you need to seek out counseling I see you on every post writing the same thing.
suck my harbl
>>700557058
As with all great things they've degenerated into a pale shadow full of fail.
>>700548167
Oldfag means been on /b/ a long time--not an old man, newfag
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>>700564131
>>700564098
Fucking magnets.
How do they work?
just looked up when puddi puddi was
>2010
>i've been here 6 years
kill me
>>700547733
I've given a mixtape to a girl that I dubbed from other tapes in the hopes that she'd want to bone me after she listened to it.
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Round two
>>700560360
Sorry Brandon, but you're a newfag.
>>700550765
Hey anon!
I remember when the fit board was health and fitness. Spent most my time there, here, and pol when I was in high school.
>activated almonds
>>700555387
>>700555468
hold up, it's just coffee
I remember >700000000
anything after that is Newfag tier xDDDDDDDDDDDDDdDD
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How could you say that to me? :(
>>700549532
I changed half the backgrounds in my school lab to this
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>>700566329
fail
>>700566329
1get
i eat newfags for breakfast and i havent eaten myself yet
>>700566334
you got that wrong
>>700557365
>His power is maximum.
holidays inbound, xmas music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZBWfyYtYQY
>>700547733
Used computers that were marketed as "IBM Compatible".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo
if you dont remember this you are a newfag
>>700547733
>roody poo candy ass
Am I an old enough?
>>700548836
2soonxddd
Bel air, spaghetti pockets, Boxxy, on the floor walking a dinosaur, Hi my name is John and I hate every single Navy SEAL, Penis inspection day, Chloe is queen of /b/.
>>700563208
This is now a Candlejack thre...
I dont give a fuck about dubs, trips or other faggotry, i am just here for lulz
>>700547733
newfags can't triforce
Leekspin
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>>700566497
are they related?
>>700569518
Stop spreading this can...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPN4Fpcoh-E
>>700568774
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>>700551288
you fagit, i can't post this pic because of you
YOU CANT FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM
>>700547733
>>700572511
I don't white knight and yell MODS all the time.
>>700572511
>>700547733
Jonny's dead IRL
Shit was cash
>>700548836
too soon, man
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
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