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Hey, /b/. Basically, I was born intersex so the doctors tried

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Hey, /b/. Basically, I was born intersex so the doctors tried to fix my genitals on about my second day of life, and did pretty fucking bad. No girl's ever going to want this, so I can kiss that goodbye. The only logical solution I see to this is to get a sex change, and at least I can live a semi-normal life
What do you think I should do?
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>>700547167
More pics plz. Diff angles. Need to realize just what's happening here
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Make a shit ton of money and focus on yourself. You'll have a bitch pop outta no where
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>>700547297
Their head is flat instead of pointed it seems
or with a very slight curve
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>>700547167
Killing yourself is an option :)
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>>700547167
Olympic gold incoming
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>>700547297
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how about killing urself m9?
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Nah man, move on to dildos and live forever a virgin.
Aka kys
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>>700547415
I've thought about it, trust me.
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Holy Shit OP, I'm actually doing my thesis about genital mutilation in case of intersex-born childs and how this practice is against human rights.

In my experience and, according to my research, you should kill yourself.
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>>700547318
Yeah he's right you're blessed Op make a book / youtube channel go on tv talking about this weird dick of yours
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>>700547167
Looks like the dick of Natalie Mars
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>>700547167
Get a plastic surgery you fuck. Why be a girl
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>>700547167
this guys dick looks like yours. you still have hope
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>>700547679
Like I said, believe me I've considered it. In the grand scheme of things, 17000 isn't a ton to pay to fix my life. I might just be better off with a vagina than a mutilated penis.
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>>700547572
Oh, it is even shaped like a heart
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>>700547891
Heh, we could make it into a meme. A picture with I <3 You with the dick in the middle.
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>>700547572
M-may I see it hard?
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>>700548241
It does not get hard
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>>700548241
It is in the first picture. Underwhelming, I know.
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>>700548241
>implying she/it/he didnt pre jerk already for the picture
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>>700548324
So, you wouldn't be able to sex with it in the first place? Even if a girl wanted you? :C
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Can you reach orgasm with that... thing of yours?
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>>700548324
It does, but it's only about 4 inches erect. No sensible person would ever want anything to do with it, so why shouldn't I get a vagina?
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Femanon here. I feel for you, man. That doc did a piss poor job. Maybe see if you could get a reconstruction ? Honestly its not that bad, mostly just the head looking flat more than anything,seems stupid to just call it quits and get a pussy imo. I've seen far uglier dick than yours
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>>700548418
My cheeks are always open for a new approach.
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>>700548418
I could. It works fine, it just looks awful.
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>>700547759
Natalie Mars on 4chan confirmed
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>>700548365
How do you feel about CD and pegging for a woman and are you in the US?
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show hole?
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>>700548463
Surprisingly.
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>>700547167
Ask about a prosthetic dick, if not transitioning is fine
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>>700548567
How do you look outside of penis? are you autistic, interesting? Worth the time to get to know? Are you open to a hedonistic lifestyle? Can you be dominate? Could you make be into making a girl worship your malformed cock? I'm asking for science.
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>>700547167
>>700547167
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5694fc4769a53 this guys dick looks like yours
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>>700548953
so you still have hope
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>>700548953
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5694fc4769a53
Page not found
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>>700548502
>femanon here
>doesn't post tits

GTFO
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>>700548637
I'd probably be down for that. The main reason I'm considering a sex change is because I actually feel like I could adapt afterwards. And yes, I am in the US.
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>>700548953
>>700549056
nevermind
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>>700549056
>Page not found
Not getting the joke
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>>700547167
Jesus anon it's damn thick. I'm gay but I'd be totally into that.
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>>700548797
HE COULD BE ROBODICK
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dick extender/wearable
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>>700548621

Looks the same. But guy says he is straight. So either natalie having a laugh or two people with this.
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Are you Natalie Mars?
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>>700549201
It even comes in Cherokee colored?
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>>700547167
who are you attracted to?
who do you feel you are?
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>>700549299
I am not Natalie Mars, I guarantee you.
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>>700549126
Please also answer this >>700548939
Looking for both.
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>>700548324
then get a vagina if it doesn't even work
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>>700549393
Prove it!
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>>700549331
I'm into women.
I honestly feel like I could be either way as far as gender and be fine, though I feel like odds are I would be happier with a vagina than... this thing.
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>>700549201
can you even feel anything with it on?
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>>700549518
Why would natalie mars be on 4chan in the first place?
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>>700547167
haha oh wow
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you could make money doing weird porn with it
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>>700547167
I remember when I paralyzed my arm and I thought I would never get a woman again.. LOL ecksdee I've fucked even more bitches since that shit. Had a dozen or so one night stands, a few girl friends, got married again.. In fact a paralyzed arm helped me if anything. We live in a bored society and I think I'm more interesting than the regular 2 armed guy. Plus women LOVE IT when you overcome something. GL anon.
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>>700549419
Not terrible, I suppose? I look like I'm maybe 16 or 17. Probably not for being a dominant person.
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>>700547167
Call Laci Green so she can educate you about your newly discovered non-binary gender
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This is OP
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80 percent of the men in the US are already walking around with mutilated dicks, just try and make yours look a little better.
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>>700549768
And I suppose being 18, I have time to figure out what to do with myself.
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>>700548502
Tits
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>>700549768
How old are you? Disappointing, would have loved to worship your weird fat cock.
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>>700549629
Well it wouldn't be the first time a trap opened a thread on 4chan.
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>>700549832
I wish, honestly. Maybe I would look a little better. If I could have a semi-passable female body, maybe I can keep the dick and get free money by sexing people.
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>>700549905
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>>700550000
18. Also, nice quadsdoubledubs.
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>>700550172
The mindset of a trap
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>>700550287
Thank you, you have Skype? You don't have to cam. Just interested in chatting.
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>>700550246
It's true, if every man realized what was done to them via circumcision they'd be in ops situation.

I am.
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>>700549561
It's got like ribbing and shit inside
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>>700549542
It's not that bad, your description of it doesn't fit the picture.
You're making it sound like it sometimes cums poison or some shit, I don't know how many cocks you've seen IRL, they're pretty underwhelming most are ugly as shit or small as shit.

Realize that A LOT of people with micro-penises get a wife eventually.

You will be weaker in the hook-up department, but having a girlfriend has NOTHING to do with looks if it is going to last for more than 2 months.
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>>700547167
How is a fake vag better than a fake dick? Do you want cock in you? Better to quit while you're ahead, so to speak.
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>>700549629
Why not?
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>>700547167

If a woman falls in love with you, she would not care about how your glans looks like. I have dated a woman who was "circumcised" and once you are into that person, it really does not matter. Careful with the advise of the retarded pedo virgins in this place.
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>>700550603
True.
I'm not Natalie Mars, though.
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>>700550529
>Realize that A LOT of people with micro-penises get a wife eventually.

see: All of Asia. Yet there are billions of those fuckers
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>>700547167
Become a trap, get skinny af n shit
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Also true.
But you might be
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>>700550172
Is it really free? What about dignity?
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>>700550870
Honestly, I probably will.
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>>700547572
Did they circumcise your clit/penis?
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>>700550951
What ABOUT dignity?
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>>700550000
Are you a girl?
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>>700550764
I also forgot my question too, have you had any sexual partners before?
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>>700550970
Natalie Mars confirmed
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>>700551043
Yes.
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>>700547838
you're an idiot, good luck with that
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>>700551082
Take a wild guess.
>i'm on 4chan
>complaining about my poor excuse for a dick
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>>700547167
Let's have some fun with it before you chop it off. Do something like dubs or trips gets to choose
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>>700551052
Not going to say here but you'll find out when you add me on Skype.
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>>700547167
Try normal girls for awhile and if it dosen't work out mail order some asian, chick best of luck :)
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>>700551110
was that to use the foreskin tissue to reconstruct stuff? Or was it because you would have been cut anyway?

Also, when/how did your parents explain everything to you?
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>>700551289
Maybe I'll livestream it when it happens.
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There are some really talented surgeons capable of fixing your dick. You just have to find them. And you'll gain a lot of confidence with a new top tier dick.
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>>700551403
Natalie Mars does live-streams too, Natalie Mars confirmed.
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>>700549831
>>/pol/
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>>700547167
does it give you pleasure now?
will you regret loosing all sexual pleasure??
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>>700551307
I'm not OP just wondering. Just say it nobody gives a fuck if you're a chick
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>>700548953
the fact that you knew which porn to reference for this is sad. link functional or not.
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>>700550535
nah you dumb bitch, better if you quit posting
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>>700547572
you have a dick and balls, how is that inter-sex? what did it look like before they tried to fix it?
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>>700548567
>looks awful
it would probably be cheaper to have a doctor take a look at penile reconstruction than it would to have everything them dig you a vaginas.

seriously, a decent plastic surgeon could slapply together a decent looking cock for you and add a few inches with either an implant or severing the shit that holds part of your cock up inside of you.
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cut off your balls and awful dick infront of a hospital. have them stitch it up in emergency room.

no more need for sex
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this thread makes me sad
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dude be cool I'm sure you'll find a girl willing to take your horse-shaped dick
Or you could make $$$ and bang hookers
chin up :)
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>>700551903
>has no idea what intersex means
how could you be intersex?
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>>700551969
that will leave it almost completely nonfunctional. people that get that shit done never have a dick that gets back to 100%

OP you're just gonna have to go find a chic thats cool with it. if you never try then you'll just talk yourself into getting it chopped off. then you'll never be able to orgasm again.
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>>700552135
actually it makes me happy I have a normal cock
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>>700548502
You've seen uglier dicks? Are you from chernobyl?
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>>700547679
Underrated post
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>>700551969
way less healthy dick < vag
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>>700551669
Yes
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>>700547167
Yeah try this. Think of it as an opportunity to discover what's like to feel like a girl.
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>>700548488
Thats retarded. You can still get a girl off. Not every girl has a manhole for a pussy.
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>>700548502
am i the only one here who cares abot rules
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>>700552276
>I don't know what I'm talking about so I'll talk out if my ass
you're full of shit. people that have a shit surgeon that tries to put skin from other parts of the body never have functioning clocks because of the lack of nerve endings.

he has a fully functioning cock, he just doesn't have a pretty looking one, they won't have to take from somewhere else to craft up a dick you mong.l, thus he'd recover with functioning cock nerves.
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>>700549832
nice
would def intersex with
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OP getting fucked
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>>700552387
>>700552276
>same fagging this hard
he's already been circumcised, so he's fucked his usable dick up anyways.
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>>700548621
who is the guy mars is riding?
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>>700552845
nice guess, completely wrong and full of shit, but nice guess
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>>700552845
eat shit and die
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>>700547167
do you have to take testosterone?
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>>700552844
>tfw you are having midlife crisis and youre on 4 chan to spread yourself
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>>700552845
Circumcision sucks but at least a cut dick is still entirely usable and functional, missing some extra bells and whistles for sure but it works.
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>>700552972
Taryn Elizabeth
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>>700547167
lol
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Just get surgery to make it less flat on top man. Date a few 5/10 first. You can get chicks off in other ways. Most chicks dont even cum from penetration alone.
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>>700553292
obviously it still works, otherwise we would have declining birth rates in divided parts of the world.

>>700552845
only noncut seriously give a fuck about the conditions of other dicks
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anyone can get girls if trans women can get girls. they pump their thing up manually and it looks nothing like a penis
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>>700552333
Kek
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>>700553509
what am I looking at?
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>>700553756
yeah. declination of births in jewtopia
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>>700553756
>getting baited this hard.
actually, cut fags are the ones that give a shit whether people are cut or not.
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>>700553509
>>700553509
>>700553509
why post panties?
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>>700553953
>lol it was just bait dude lol
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>>700547167
same op, only to a much lesser degree and my dick is bigger
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>>700552328
kek
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>>700554089
you obviously get your shit rustled over all those cut vs uncut threads that pop up on here. just leave if you can't take that you're a gullible faggot.
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>>700553201
I basically developed fine except for the dick, so no.
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Op please confirm that you are Natalie Mars, OVER.
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>>700553509
ive seen this before, i dont remember exactly. but i believe its someone having their first discharge after a sex change or something like that.
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>>700552658
Cock nerves, is that the scientific term?
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>>700554396
I'm not fucking Natalie Mars.
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OP, as a faggot I don't think your dick looks that bad. It's not like yours is like one of those dicks that people post on /b/ that are cut in half and look pretty weird. It's more of a problem of how women work, but you never know, you might find someone who will see it as a nice penis.

Becoming trans will only worsen things a lot for you. I believe you don't have gender dysphoria, and you'll end up with a vagina that is not even real and people will bully you a lot. Your penis, even if it looks different, is a part of you, but you're much more than just that. That's what about body acceptance really should be.

Pic slightly related.
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>>700552845
>>700553199
> took the bait
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>>700554598
you trans?
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>>700552276
>non-functioning
medfag here, this is a lie. Yeah you'll lose some sensitivity, but you're not getting pussy as it is, so losing some and gaining pussy imo would be better than keeping something that way if you're never going to use it. this cunt seems like he'd be ok with an arm that can't fully grip something, while having the option to fix the arm, but lose a small amount of sensation in it.
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>>700554379
Ya I get rustled because Jews stole my foreskin
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>>700554594
You didn't say over, OVER.
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>>700547167
What did they try to fix it with?
Something your dog didn't wanna eat?
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>>700547167
Mini horsecock
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>>700554781
Nope.

[triggered]
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>>700554598
>I believe you do not have a gender dysphoria
you can't decide that for someone you idiot
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>>700554840
I'm not fucking Natalie Mars. Over.
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>>700547167
If this is real I feel bad for you man :(
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>>700555184
Medfag is making an educated guess based on given information.
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>>700554531
>/b/ goes to med school
pretty much man. I mean would you rather me tell you as a patient about your cock nerves, or call them the pudendal and dorsal nerve?
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Natalie. A huge fan of yours. I jerk off all the time thinking of eatimg your pretty asshole. Natalie pleaseconfirm you are op.
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>>700555188
Thanks for answering, OVER.
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>>700555312
that's not how this works
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Natalie Mars 4channer confirmed
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>>700555544
How does it work then, Four of a Kind plus One Pair?
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>>700547167

>No girl's ever going to want this
You should check NikkiWolfe on PornHub.
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>>700555514
Hey, if I was Natalie Mars I wouldn't be complaining about my shitty life.
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Well, fuck it. I tried. Always been attracted to weird, fucked up shit. Always end up with normies bc weirdos are too self-conscious to live.
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>>700555629
Holy shot..good find.
>sees this
>fap furiously over the fact that she is op
>blows my hot hug juice all over
>exit thread

>kill myself
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>>700555987
LOL
glad you liked it
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I mean, what do I have going for me? It's kind of thick. That's about it. Also, I expected a Freddy Krueger joke at some point honestly.
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>>700555854
Yes you would. All trans people hate their life. And the shitty cards they were dealt. Natalie its ok...youre among friends here. We fapto you on a regular basis.
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>>700556191
I have literally given myself an indian burn on my johnson by fapping to natalie mars and the fact that she is op and op is her theyre one in the same.
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>>700547167
motherfucker, you know what?

your dick doesn't look that bad, you could definitely find a girl who wont care so much as long as you fuck her well '

but... CUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NAILS you piece of shit

goddamn it, nothing says that you are a disgusting low life socially retarded ape as your uncut dirty nails

so just cut them, man up and try fucking a chick
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>>700556816
Now I wish I was actually Natalie. Fuck.
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>>700556998
B-but his nails are trimmed...
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>>700550951
Dignity is a scam pushed by Jews. Sex work is awesome and makes you feel great about yourself. You get a total rush of adrenaline and feeling of power knowing people are paying YOU for shit thousands of dumb sluts are doing for free.
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>>700547297
OP I'm not sure if you're aware but they there was a recent successfully penis transplant in the news a few months ago.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3597309/First-American-penis-transplant-says-s-starting-shape-week-revolutionary-surgery-wants-dead-donor-s-family-donuts.html

Have you talked to a doctor about surgery to make your penis look normal rather than turn it into a vagina? .
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Are you a kissless guy ?
How old are you ?
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>>700558328
>dumb sluts are doing for free
except for the billions that do it and get money into he form of guys taking care of them.
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>>700547167
it honestly isn't that bad.
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>>700552621
>am I the only one

Omg, le 9gag army is here, how funny, lets post some 9tastic memes
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>>700559112
OP here, yes I'm still here. My phone has shit signal.
I was not aware. Ill probably go with the cheaper option, so if a penis transplant can beat 17,000 dollars I'm all ears.
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>>700559483
18, and honestly I've been in a few relationships, kissing is as far as ive gone though.
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>>700547167
haha thats litteraly a mushroom.

I suggest you kill yourself do you don't spread shit teir genes.
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>>700559590
Millions not billions. Very few nations in the world are rich enough that men are able to support women. They also sacrifice freedom and autonomy when they enter those type of relationships. Sex work offers an opportunity for freedom, power, and great pay.
The only real downside is America is overran by Jews and their evangelical pets that spend billions keep our laws outdated.
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>>700550529
This is a lie. Getting a GF has a lot to do with looks. Try a fat uglo-american. They are desperate enough, usually.
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>>700560704
Yes this. Or go underground and start your own race of sewer-dwelling mutants.
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>>700549393
That's exactly what Natalie Mars would say.
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>>700554594
Yea you are. Either that, or you used it's cock-pic for your thread.
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>>700561893
That...
That might be interesting.
>Breaking news!
>President Donald Trump eaten alive by mushroom-penised sewer mutants!
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>>700558328
Paying you for your soul. We get to degrade you for $20 same as in town. Kek!
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>>700547167
I'm gonna nick-name you stubby!
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Pic of torso pls
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>>700547167
Why is your finger wet? Did you just finish fapping? You sick fuck!
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>>700560948
overrun not overran dipshit.
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>>700563115
I washed my hands beforehand?
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>>700562542
I don't do shit for under $100 and that'll only get you a hand job. And afterwards I make fun of you with my friends. Nothing can degrade you unless you let it. In America many girls and women are forced into prostitution through desperation which creates an entire different situation than choosing to do sex work.
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>>700547167
what country are you from OP
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>>700549069
Newfag
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>>700563929
United States.
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>>700563929
He's circumcised so it should've been fairly obvious
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>>700547167
Hey OP.
I like the looks of your cock. Please post more pics. Let's see taint and soft and fully erect.
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>>700564691
Soft
First pic I put up was fully erect, but any other angles?
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>>700564623
circumcission for medical reason is practiced in most countries
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How does the rest of ur body look like? Feminine?
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>>700565227
just kill yourself already
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>>700565227
why are you even alive???
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>>700565231
Considering he had his cock rebuilt it's not exactly circumcision. Also in most other countries circumcision isn't necessary to solve medical issues (phimosis etc.) there are many other methods used.
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>>700565354
>>700565409
The funny thing is without the social acceptance of circumcision a normal person with no biased would think a circumcised cock looks almost as fucked as that, yet we get along fine.
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>>700547167
I think your face looks perfectly fine, anon
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>>700565319
Eh.
I look better from behind than in the front, I suppose. I'd prefer not to show my face for security reasons (friends use this site on a regular basis and I don't need them to know they saw my dick). So if you want to see me from behind I suppose?
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how the fuck do you pee??
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>>700565538
jews should die too
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>>700565609
I sit.
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I knew a gril who was fucking a Pakistani bro with only half a dick (got caught fucking a married guys wife or some shit)

Fucking own that weird dick op
Some whore will love it
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>>700550468
im circumsized too but dont get what u saying?
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>>700566096
kys jew
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>>700566096
Circumcision is literally mutilation, yes our dicks work but our foreskin and many nerves and pleasure spots got chopped off.
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>>700565227
Show the taint/underside of your dick.
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>>700547167
It's the fabled mushroom dick..
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it sounds like you half low enough self-esteem to get into subbing for some crazy dom bitch. find someone with a humiliation fetish and get her to laugh all day at your weird cock.
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Could you just get a penis replacement instead of a change?
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>>700565596
Yes please
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>>700547679

Top zoz
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>>700565227
yo just fuck ugly girls
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>>700566482
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>>700547167
I Have a 4-5 inch cock and a gorgeous girlfriend who loves sex. My penis is normal.. as well as small. I always though it would be a problem.
Hell no. I've fucked dozen of girls, felt like im rocco sifredi.
Your penis is pretty normal to me and my gf, except you could name it scarface.

Don't go nip/tuck on you and your identity bro.
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>>700564691
Fully erect
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>>700567691
How much sensation do you have in it? Any pain? Is it hard to jerk off?
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Thank you for helping me feel better about having a small dick. At least mine isn't deformed.
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>>700567408
are you kidding? that's a deformed micropeen. this guy's best bet is to do humiliation fetish shit on webcam. have girls come in and talk shit to him
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>>700568115
fuck you
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>>700568170
What? I'm really self conscious about it.
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>>700568134
>this guy's best bet is to do humiliation fetish shit on webcam
This is because you see your life as a fragile shit . Or because you like that. What is worst ? Don't know...

What i know is that there are for sure girls that aint gonna be disgusted by that too much.
Its more close to be like a ginger than be born with no hands.
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>>700568170
I am sorry that you go through this shit, OP. For what it's worth, when you find the right person, how your dick looks won't matter so much. And there's much worse out there then an odd looking dick.

For example this fat faggot.>>700568115

Sure, his penis isn't "deformed". But he's a fat ass with no life ambition nor goals, no girlfriend or real family. Destined to die alone well before his time.

You'll find someone, OP.
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>>700565227
>no hair either
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>>700568379
Lose some weight you fat cunt.
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>>700568379
Are you aware you pretend your life is better than someone elses because you see it as shit. CUNT
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>>700568790
Errr Im not OP.
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Wheres the pic of ur behind u promised
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>>700568938
You said fuck you to the guy insulting OP, so I assumed. Sorry!

>>700568790
was meant for
>>700547167
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>>700558328
"makes you feel great about yourself"

sure it does. especially long term.
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>>700569129
I know. That's bothering me because you think that people defending OP only are OP.
You don't care for your people as your pretending to ?
Don't want to mess.
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Body pic? blur face out but not your facial bone-structure. Want to see if you'd look good as a woman.
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>>700569212
Nothing like being a prostitute and turning 50 where, all of a sudden your cunt is worthless so you just die on the street.
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>>700555184
It is generally observable though and OP has posted nothing to indicate he has GD.
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>>700569362
Okay, friend. I am sorry that you have an odd looking penis, too.
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>>700547167
Get yourself a nice, ditzy sjw slam pig who'll treat you xhegod.
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>>700547167
couldn't you have some kind of cosmetic surgery to make it look better OP?
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>>700552844
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>>700554396
not the same scar on top
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>>700547167
AYYY MAN I SAW YOU THIS MORNING IM SORRY
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>>700548488
>>700552617
This
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>>700555544
It is when you want to transition in most states. If a doctor doesn't think you have gender dysphoria than no HRT and no SRS.
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>>700548502
>I've seen far uglier dick than yours
So have I and im a dude you know the rules
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>>700556266
Has a girl ever seen your dick and then ran away or do you never get that far because you're too afraid of how they'll react?
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Get a job that pays well and has good insurance. Get corrective surgery paid for. Get paid time off to have your dingus look a little prettier.

Also, whores bro. Lots and lots of whores.
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>>700547167
What fellas dont get is that a penis isnt what attracts a female. Its a nice face, a nice personality, and a good smile. There have been tons of polls thatve found out that most chicks dont care about your dick size or shape. A ugly shaft of skin doesnt turn a lot of people on.
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>>700570375
Maybe, but OPs dick looks like a meat mushroom that was ran over by a car. Girls will run a mile at the sight of that mangled mishap
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>>700569212
As long as you aren't weak. Girls who need men or Jesus or babies or whatever bullshit have regrets because they seek validation from others. I give no fucks what the world of basic bitchdom thinks so no shame and no regrets.
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Kys op. Just do it. You'll live a better life that way. Kek.
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>>700571484
>filthy Frank cancer

Lmao you probably have a mutilated dick too like every American and myself so kys
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>>700571794
Yes I do. I am circumsized, but not as fucked up as you OP. My dick is passable as normal.
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>>700572465
>circumcised
>normal

lmao
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>>700572678
Eyy BosS, fuck you man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G97-iY-FfQ4
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>>700572814
I'm cut too man, just how it is, the truth.
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>>700572814
The fucking cringe.
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>>700563765
Desperation means you'll take $20 same as in town.
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>>700547167

looks like the backside of a hotdog put in the microwave for five minutes


half a hotdog
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>>700567691
Are your balls real or... surgical... something?
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>>700547167

looks like you been trying to fuck a wall OP
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>>700547167
I said a lot of the fucked up shit in this thread. I was just kekin you, OP. Just find a bitch that's ok with it, she's out there. How is your personality? Sex is such a small part of a relationship.
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>>700573838
Hey, if you wrap your hot dogs in a paper towel then microwave them, they taste as good as pan seared. Seriously, try it next time.
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Do you hold a grudge against the doctor that mutilated you OP? Like, have you ever thought of finding him and cutting off his cock? Raping his wife and kids? Dog and cat?
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>>700573895
They are silicone implants.
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>>700547572
stubby cock and you're fat, you're fucking hopeless. Get in shape, get money and chicks will let you in
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You should go on that show "Botched" . Those docs are pretty cool. Maybe they can fix it for free!
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