Faces of /b/ thread. Douchey pic incoming. Give rates
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Faces of /b/ thread. Douchey pic incoming. Give rates
>>700543917
that is pretty douchey
>>700543989
6.5
>>700543917
GO TO /soc/ AND GET THIS FUCKING CANCER OFF /b/ YOU NORMIE NEWFAGS
>>700544071
damn
>>700544089
Sodark
yep
>>700544173
and mysterious
Bamp
>>700544207
Gay/10
>>700544333
Hot, actually
>>700543917
Close your mouth man
Fucking newfags kys
>>700544382
Make me
>>700544333
9/10 omg
>>700544446
7
>>700544533
5s more or less
>>700544467
These threads have a long history on this board
>>700544533
Assuming you are the nigger, -2/10
>>700544333
I like androgynous girls a lot
>>700544533
Freshman
>>700544533
the two middle ones are ok
sorry for sideways
>>700544749
apologize for the lighting instead
>>700543917
yes, I am underwater
>>700544833
not even you
>dat filename
>dat troll attempt
>>700544833
>>700544865
that you are. 6.5
>>700544908
you look tired af
>>700544904
>>700544904
Damn nigga, shave you skull
>>700544960
>>700544960
Plz stop
>>700545019
>>700545014
that isn't him in the pic
Fuck it
>>700544953
Yeah. I'm just russian, hah
>>700545067
Bamp
>>700544865
hows life out there anon
>>700545068
So who is that
>>700545073
stop disguising
>>700545110
>>700545132
A random person. He's been spamming such pics for god knows what reason:
>>700545110
>>700545067
>>700545019
>>700544960
>>700544904
What up faggots?!
>>700545153
>>700545067
I'm loled
>>700545217
Bullshit
>>700545225
>>700545214
pathetic
>>700545217
Shemale, right?
>>700545217
your tits wont distract me from your shitty brows
Rate me & I'll rate back
>>700544688
9/10
>>700544796
7/10
>>700544833
5/10
>>700544865
6.5/10
>>700544935
8/10
I look like a fucking 15 year old
>>700545370
>IM DOIN IT MOM
>IM TALKIN 2 A REAL GURL
>>700544688
you're cute. bi?
another thread, get in here:
>>700545450
>>700545450
>>700545450
>>700545450
>>700545371
German/10
>>700545371
your handsome as fuck but are you balding? your hairline is pretty high
>>700545446
nationality?
>>700545371
7.5; also, this: >>700545538
a german from germany proper
This is me
>>700545488
>asks whats up
>complains when someone responds
>>700545549
Nah not balding just a high hairline like the rest of my family. Also thanks anon
>>700543917
I give you a few more years before you start transitioning to a female (that is, if you haven't already).
You look like a twink.
>>700545436
what a qt3.14!
oi m9 high res
>>700543917
Would give the dick to/10
>>700545554
german
>>700545538
>>700545605
Close, I'm from the Netherlands
>>700545217
Is that a Ballast Point shirt? Let's fug
>>700543917
Why are you covered in cum fucking faggot
Why cant you faggots contain these threads to one? This type of shit is what causes others to spam and shit up your threads niggers
>>700543917>>700543917>>700543917>>700543917
>>700544333
10/10 Please be a lesbo or bi.
>>700543917
>these fucking threads
srsly you lonely preteen retards
>>700545753
Idk, got a better or clearer pic? Can barely make your face out due to size
>>700545327
Not bullshit faggot
>>700545960
The spamming preceded the second thread, and you damn well know it good anon
>>700545217
the face does somehow not really fit to the body at all!
>>700545365
Really???? Shemales dont have actual tits like me
>>700545746
Just in case you were wondering OP, this was NOT a compliment.
>>700546087
there is no spam stay here you mongoloids
>>700545992
You have to be either obese, ugly as fuck or both.
>>700543917
Flaming homosexual/10
>>700546054
Hows that pussy smell?
I'd smash...
Sogay
>>700544908
You probably think cigarettes are still cool.
>>700545960
Step 1: Someone makes a faces thread, people who enjoy that sort of content go onto it and have a decent time
Step 2: A neurotic anon who's too lazy or incompetent or stubborn to use a filter notices the thread and starts trying to shit it up
Step 3: Additional faces threads get made to compensate, and everyone's less happy than if the spammers had just used the fucking filter system. It literally exists for the specific purpose of shielding you from content you despise so everyone can have a good time
>>700545683
>implying that was me (the girl) who replied to you
I see this is your first day kid
>>700546135
Mb.
So do u have a dick, faggot? Yes or not
>>700546244
You know you fucked up right?
>>700546244
Wouldbringhometomom/10
>>700546318
Yes, in my country
>>700546376
how the fuck i suppose to know who replies me when there are no ids nor flags on this board
>>700545949
It sure is. Ballast point has the best beer.
Watermelon dorado is the best
like my hair boys?
>>700546365
or dumbfucks that don't know how to SEARCH for existing threads, got to >>>/soc/ you dumb faggot
>>700546244
cute, but not you
>>700546526
If the existing thread is getting spammed, that's when the extra ones get made. And /soc/ moves too damn slow, sorry
>>700546131
Why? Cuz im chubby?
>>700545225
I wanna stick my dick in his mouth
>>700543917
How's high school going ?
>>700546589
MOM
PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE BEIN' MEANIES TO ME
>>700546054
You fine AF, what do you here with us faggots
>>700546714
Meh. I don't really mind. Two threads are better than one
>>700546482
How about realizing there are other faggots here that can reply and not assume every reply is gonna be from me
>>700546589
>If the existing thread is getting spammed
oh spiderman where are you?
>>700546752
She's not going to fuck you dude
>>700546857
hurr durr please r8 me /b/ i'm so miserable i need someone to help with my insecurities when nobody gives a shit, pls respond
>>700546752
Ive been here for years.
Bfs being boring so im just killing time till we do somethin
>>700546943
>>700546831
>both of you sad faggots
>think that the person who posted that pic is also the person in the pic
Fucking 4chan. Never change, you eternally lonely, eternally hopeful retards.
>>700545753
Guess nationality.
>>700544333
Don't lie to me
Don't you fucking lie to me.
gogogogo
>>700547127
Clearly from Foreveralonefaggotslavia.
>>700543917
horribly assimetrical face.
dont ask story.
>>700547109
Not gonna get up to nake a new timestamp for you faggots since im with my bf...but ive been here for years newfriend.
Ill post an old timestamp to at least show i have posted before
>>700547000
Nice trips you fucking faggot, that's probably the high point of your day lol
Shitty thread
>>700547237
vronk fucking nigger, you though are probably from suckmychodeistan,
>>700547247
you Dutch?
>>700547426
Sure thing, son.
>>700547594
hungarian.
>>700547610
Lol whatever youre the one thats the fucking retard
>>700546857
...jya a fabet...?
>>700547715
164.8
>>700547727
>>700544533
5 - 8.5 - 7 - 4
>>700543917
You look like that Double4anime faggot
>>700547847
3.1415 * (56+4) / 7
>>700547918
Jesus christ, you gullible autistic fucks. You're not talking to the person in the picture.
>>700547808
Yea and i just fill my phone gallery with pics that arent me....its my hobby...
Ya dipshit
Rate
>>700548140
>just like every other foreveralone cringelord on this site with a folder full of facebook photos that they jerk off to
>>700545962
8/10
>>700546642
7/10
>>700545217
9/10>>700544935
6/10
>>700548255
Yea this is my phone...not a computer. I dont even own a computer....im not gonna waste space on my phone for pics of other people
>>700548416
>>700547247
Not bad looking mang. How old are you, and do you have a receding hairline?
>>700549068
cute
>>700545217
Those are some big boobie honkers.
>>700548560
18. Its not receding. Its been like this forever. theres a wierd chunk of hair in a triangular shape at the top of my forehead. However, i do have a slight grayish tone from all the stress.
>>700549338
Im only a C cup
>>700549338
How fuckin' lonely are you, son?
Also, protip: No one over the age of 14 uses the word "boobies". Work on that.
>>700543917
>>700548560
>>700549491
forgot to attach a somewhat better pic.
>>700550087
for fucks sake i did it again.
>>700549068
6
>>700548331
6
>>700548198
6.5
>>700547426
7
>>700548507
Stop responding to it if you want it to stop posting.
It me
>>700550248
oh ffs you sad retards
these threads are fucking cringe
>>700543917
Holy fuck you can't get much gayer than this
>>700550308
a triforce tattoo. it has newfag written all over it.
R8
>>700550308
Hugefaggot/10
>>700550169
you from the South?
>>700550495
Idubbbz's lost brother?
>>700550169
>>700550087
>>700549491
Das a nice AK man
If I were you I'd go to an expensive hair stylist and talk to them about what you could do with your hair. Also, start lifting.
You'll be an 8/10 lad
>>700550455
>>700550495
6ish
>>700550455
Been here since '09
>>700550583
Im from Hungary, and in a military school programme. This pic was taken during an 8 hr foot patrol.
>>700550600
The yellow paint on it means that its disabled. its for practice.
Also, im a poorfag with absolutely 0 money. Ive been thinking about shavening to completely, but my mates said it would look stupid.
curious
>>700551124
i almost grammared there.
>>700550597
Yes fam
>>700551183
6ish here
>>700551124
Gotta get ready for the next war with the Turks
r8
>>700552114
this isn't even you
>>700552050
ello blazer nrfkz heeeree
>>700551672
turks are not to be worried about.. Tbh the biggest threat rn is america, when china finally decides to stop buying their bonds, so theyll have to do something with their oversized moneydrain military.
who got shot glasses
>>700552178
fuck you
>>700552291
MEMES.
>>700552374
if that's really you idk what are you doing in 4chan, you're handsome
>>700552114
Post clearer pic plox
>>700552374
got a decently lit pic at least?
>>700552488
Thanks. Idk really.. I like it here.
>>700552559
>>700552600
I rarely take selfies of myself, so you have to go with this
>>700552939
I retract, you look uglier every time you post a new selfie, btw are 16 or something?, lol
>>700552895
texan/10
>>700553239
Lithuanian tho
>>700553124
18, that picture was taken a long time ago. As i said, i rarely take pictures of myself
>>700553282
Post pic with glasses on
>>700553282
6/10
>>700553282
you look cute
sharpie in pooper?
>>700550600
im throwing this in for free. a very flattering faceswap w/ almost gf
>>700552939
Culkin/10
>>700553553
>almost gf
fucking kek
>>700545073
Ain't that rich chigga??
>>700553735
you gotta appreciate what you got. We both know it wouldnt work. Shes way too innocent and nice for me, and im nearly not patient and romantic for her.
>>700554167
you gotta try it man to know for sure.
people change themselves for others
>>700554167
fuck i better get some sleep. i cant basic sentence structure anymore.
>>700552385
fine I'll just drink it out the bottle
>>700546054
too much photoshop
One on the right.
>Inb4 baby face
I know
>>700554301
m8 we are like two different worlds.
the only reason we are somewhat close is becouse i make her ass laugh like noone else. Guess what, fucked up /b/ tier jokes can be used to catch some fish.
>>700554167
>Shes way too innocent and nice for me
>innocent
>nice
>im nearly not patient and romantic for her.
>patient
>romantic
those are the most cheesy, inappropriate and far from reality words you could use, no wonder you're a kissless virgin faggot you beta cuck
>>700554717
Lose 25lbs and you'd be pretty attractive
>>700554958
>not kissless
>not virgin
>beta? maybe.
thats the truth tho.
>>700554973
I mean, okay. I'm only 176 tho
>>700544749
Mushroom/10
Okay okay..
>>700555175
whatever makes you happy
nu-male
>>700555309
random pubic hair on chin aside,
9/10
>>700552895
Fuck I know you, I'm not going to drop names but are you the guy who always runs 3k every day?
>>700555474
nope, id better suck traps dick rather than do cardio
>>700555435
no, you dont understand.
I like crazy women who are not afraid to grab me by the balls hard, and me me obsessed with them.
>inb4 most beta thing ever said.
yep.
>>700547247
you look so sad
>>700555800
>me me
*make me
woo woo woo
>>700544333
6/10
>>700555858
yea. that forced smile for the cv pic is not helping much either.
>>700555977
latino
>>700556349
very feminine chin
ITT: Ugly newfags
>>700555800
yep that's what i'm saying. that's beta. you're beta
i bet girls grab you by the fucking balls alright but they don't give you the occasion to fuck them yet you still follow them around and do their biding like the good little dog you are
nigger
Italianfag here
old ass picture cause i'm too lazy to take a selfie
>>700556720
>eww/10
>>700556536
naaah. being somewhat submissive turns crazy nympho bithches into "nowyoufuckedup." mode. I get decent amount of puss, but no real happiness
>>700556349
Am i ugly?
>>700556913
would be a friend with you/10
>>700556925
>eww
Top milkdude
>>700556913
down/10
>>700556720
Dont put so much butter on your hairs. Kids in africa cant even get that
ha
>>700557444
>not butter
>after shower selfie
Thank cracker
>>700557444
thats just how italians are. they keep a tub of hairgel around to be submerged in.
also, checked.
>>700557582
still shit hair
>>700557713
I use oldspice styling paste, not hairgel but I do keep a good amount around
>>700543917
Drunk at the fair yesterday
>>700557582
Kids in africa dont have water, how you can waste it?>>700557713
>>700557812
Fine, how about this? Can't see my face but my hair
>>700557950
>hurr durr durr african kids lack shit
Nice insults cracker, what reddit page you'd steal them from
>>700557970
you should abadon hairgel alltogether.
>its styling paste.
only faggots know the difference.
Heyo
>>700558446
Did you just take this? Who's the dude in the background?
>>700558745
noice/10
>>700558745
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
turning 19 next month
>>700558446
not you, post pic touching nose plox
>>700558932
they look similar. brother i guess?
>>700559004
Post full standing pic
>>700559004
Stoner from the upper midwest?
>>700558990
Nope im from sweden
>>700559216
how do you keep the refugees from raping you?
>>700559062
this is my frame if that's what you're wondering. 6'2, 190 lbs.
>>700559457
post dick?
>>700559062
here's one from when i weighed 210 fr reference
>>700559432
haha funny little amerifat, how do u keep the twinkies from falling into ur face? oh wait u don't
