Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700538534
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700542741
Cirno claim
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>700542272
Fuck you mom.
>>700542412
It's just a basic chat thing, has a friend thing, private messaging, and servers you can join, which are chatrooms. It's a TeamSpeak-esque thing.
>>700542527
I woke up like 8 or whatever hours ago and have been here also ever since. Just starting off watching Plastic Memories.
HI EVERYONE HERE I AM
Saber claim
>>700542520
Not much, about to play some league with one of my irl friends
Just got thresh
>>700542610
Doesn't matter, can you roleplay?
Hello, I'm the new guy^^
Have a look at my sword, for it's the last thing you'll see
>>700542621
What grade are you in?
>>700542307 [Esdeath]
Just as I was saying this, my game just got very frustrating
>No more walls
>Keep drifting into the abyss
>>700542520 [Tsun]
What kind of game is it?
>c
>u
>t
>e
>>700542901
There's something on your head
>>700542520
Oh, Yuno, the same old thing. What are you up to?
>Too easy to resist
>>700542259
I'll take that lewd pic if you still got it.
>>700541920
I wouldn't call it a problem
Book cover is done, on vacation now.
>and letting the work pile up in my email kek.
>>700541816
Yeah, all the reviews are trash, deff taking my business elsewhere after they honor this warranty.
Hitagi claimed
>tfw you mess up the Captcha twice, and forget to put text in post once and someone else takes your waifu
>>700542636
I though hell was 2D heaven!
>>700542807
>he wakes up at a decent time
What's Plastic Memories?
>>700542501(penny)
next you will tell me penny became real
>>700542520(yuno)
cool and yeah suggestions would be cool
>>700542570 (shino)
I looked it up why would you say he is a wimp?
>>700543059
lag is the only thing more annoying than toxic people
>>700542927
Wait you're a supp main and don't have thresh? Why even play
>>700542501
Dude are two official now?
Also I keep forgetting how huge the game is
>>700542412
Link actually went pretty well
The great king is actually amazing he's so fun to mess around with
>>700542585
My PC still isn't repaired sorry baby
But I want to later
>>700542610
Never denied that
>>700542564
She gasped when Ruby opened her umbrella i think.
>>700542807
>>700542880
I may look into it and see if it suits me.
>>700543229
I have school to attend.
>plastic memories
Some really basic anime about human-robot romance stuff. It's supposed to be sad, but, how can it be sad if I can predict everything that's going to happen five minutes into the first episode?
>>700541996
Be the dad you know you are. It can change your life so much.
>>700542585
>>700542927
My DMs want a story to emerge. When that story is made up of characters all getting hero treatments its just more fun.
>I refer to my previous session
And Thresh is love. Thresh is life. Thresh is the support that everyone NEEDS to know how to play. Every ability can be used to engage, disengage, peel or just wreck shit.
>>700542610
Oh, it is. But when it comes to DMing they can say 'fuck the rules, Rule of Cool is in effect' every so often to allow characters to do amazing things.
>then fuck up the rolls and look like tools
>>700542807
>>700542880
>not your mum kid
And eat your damn vegetables.
>>700543269
You actually found a translation for Brötchenüberderspüleaufschneider?
>shino
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700542927
Well, yeah, sorta. I mean, I can try, but I'm not that good at it
>>700542889
Isn't that a bit early for sleeping?
>>700543303
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure you did deny that at some point~
>>700543229
I've been taking my waifu for forever fam
>>700542610
Oh yeah, so J is a collegebound kid who is a close friend of mine and I would've been his legal guardian if he hadn't turned 18
>K is his 9yo sister who he has custody of because zero relatives wanted anything do to with either of them
I convinced J to come live with me because I have the space and money to take care of two kids.
>I want J to save money and eat healthy in college, and I want K to have a happy healthy home life not in apartment, I also don't want her to rely too much on J
>It would stress him out n stuff.
>>700543269
>Mfw invent interdemensional portal and summon Penny to the real world.
Kek.
>>700543303
Yep, its officially official.
>K said that she liked my new girlfriend so thats good too.
>>700543482
Its gonna be so much fun
>>700543539
>
Claimed.
>>700543059
It's kinda like terraria
But always hardcore and it isn't endless
Dungeon crawaler esque
>No stop
>I'm starting to blush I'm not cute
>>700543063
I'm kinda tired today but I'm fine
>Can't resist what?
>>700543269
Well I really liked all the elder scrolls games, especially the old ones
But witcher and dragon age were amazing as well
>>700543500
no for whapenlash or um whatever it was but yeah why do you call him a wimp?
>>700543614
>if only
>>700543482
Then what are you then? Don't tell me what to do!
Someone mentioned a lewd pic for me?
Or was it a joke?
By for now
>>700543482
Yeah, so do most
He is
>>700543539
You can practice
>>700543303
Just recently started raining supp
>>700542901
Ay scrub
>>700542980
Tell me about yourself!
>>700542994
More new friends
>>700543783
Picture.
>>700542776
Hi Kyouko
>>700542875
Hello Syndra
>>700542923
Saber <3
>>700542980
Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Alice
>>700543748
Saying Yuno instead of you know. How is your friend doing?
What are you all up to this evening?
>>700543303
I feel everything about Dedede is perfect, i feel he's the best addition to happen to smash so far.
But nice to hear that!
>>700543851
Hello again.
>>700543805
Have a look at my blade, for it's the last thing you'll see
>Be back shortly, food time
>>700543482
Huh, yeah, I'd see that happening
I guess I could also drink with my friends while I'm at it. Not that I drink, but I could try
>>700543617
>
>>700543805
How do you even practice roleplaying?
Well guys I need to be a slave again, so see you guys later
>This better get me laid
Just kidding it won't
Bathroom/Food break soon
>>700543474
>He hasn't dropped out to give all of his time to his waifu
Oh, I hate when the plot is too predicable. Seems like a lot of anime is like that.
>>700543548
Captcha and I have to stop being dumb so I can claim her first!
>>700544216
Don't you run away, be still you rat
>>700544274
She'll always be mine regardless~
>>700543118
Done
>>700543851
Didn't even realise kek
>>700543866
Yea he is really great hah
Anyways have to go
Have a good day guys
>>700543773
She actully made people lick her shoes in the show she's from? where's she from?
I'm actually pretty tired.
If there's no lewd, that's fine. I just don't wanna miss it if there is.
I needa listen to my ASMR
>>700543783
Just an adult who thinks its unhealthy to hoard washcloths in your room.
They breed bacteria like you wouldnt believe.
>>700543805
But you always get that one GM who wants to just kill you / run tomb of horrors.
>this is why you don't / do minmax characters.
>>700543614
I know. My brothers raising his own atm. Shes a little shit but shes also brought a heap of joy.
>>700544200
Oh we drink all the time. I get bottles on the way if they look interesting. I should stop that though. Spending too much.
>>700544403
See ya
>>700543269
>Lag
Started playing league on a shitty laptop and wifi. Had a nice consistent 250+ ping and a solid 15 fps. I don't how I kept going from there but it felt so good when I got a decent setup. Anyway I'll brb in a few
>>700543748
Sounds like fun I loved Terraria. I'm off to play some league but let it be clear I won this argument you cutie
>>700544472
Look at
>>700544400
Tristana claimed
>>700543748
ive played skyrim wich is awesome and ive only heard god things about the witcher
>>700544216
take some presents from her house
>>700544425
she is from akame ga kill and I loved her ever since i saw that scene for the first time
>>700544399
We're supposed to share her, baka!
<nycor> here claiming kuro
>>700544363
Huh?
Excuse me what the fuck?
>>700544400
Oh that?
Yeah, I have that
Thanks, though.
alright, I'll cyall l8r
>>700543851
> <3
What's this?~
>>700543937
Kyouko
>Pocky
Best doctor claimed: sandniggers best leave my island edition.
>>700544274
I have parents and a waifu to keep proud, why would I drop out? I strive for Shiro.
>>700544475
Don't tell me how too live my life Rory! The washcloths are my friends!
best suit girl claimed
>>700544425
Literally the devil, run little rabbit, run while you can
>>700544689
Sandniggers are only good for slicing
>>700544475
>She's a little shit
Aren't they all?
Kek, but yeah its like being a real dad.
>I almost felt depressed at one point because I knew I couldn't bear children of my own but K has made me realized that adoption is fine and pretty neat.
>>700544689
AllahuAkbar Niggers.
>>700544579
Tris <3
>>700544606
I'm just ok with you playing make believe~
She knows who's loyal.
>>700544710
you mean a goddess the best dominatrix
>>700544869
<nycor> hello penny
>>700544685
>>700544888
Hello again! We had a convo ten minutes ago, do you remember what it was about?
>>700544689
Heya Mercy
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>700543851
Hello Alice.
Watching youtube and browsing other boards.
>>700544697
Hello Akira
>>700544691
Your waifu would be happy if you locked yourself in your room and prayed to her, while making your bed into a shrine for her!
>>700544888
I bet you don't even have waifu tofu! How can you call yourself loyal?
>>700544890
You sick hollow
I will do the honorable thing and kill you
Funky teeth, impossibly adorable.
>>700544592
I can't blame you, she's clearly an angel.
>>700544938
Heyo~
>>700545097
Edgy as fuck
>>700545106
3DPD, PLEASE GO.
>>700545106
3DPD.
>>700545058
hey syndra, what's goin on?
>>700545061
But y'know, I live with a parent and all. Doesn't really need to see a shrine for a fictional character.
>>700545167
Says the guy who has killed
Claiming
>>700545167
<nycor> so hows everything going with u, hows K
>>700545152
good of someone to notice
>>700545097
killing me would only make me stronger
>>700544691
>they've evolved
Good god, what did you do to them?
>>700544869
They want to get her a 4x4 car for her birthday because she ran towards it in a toy store. Grandad wants to see her in it too. She has moments of funny but shes learned to say fuck from grandma and mum.
>>700545289
Self defence nigga. She was cray as fuck.
>>700545289
its not edgy if you actually do it
>>700545414
wish she didnt have to die I would have taken her
>>700543773
He kind of looks like one and the show was way to forgettable for me to remember what he did.
Was he all badass?
>>700545255
>no shrine
Normalfriend, are you trying to be bullied?
>>700545030
When I was in kindergarten I stole a toy from my best and only friend just to see what committing a crime felt like, when I got home I threw the toy in the woods.
The next day he told me that someone stole his favorite toy and I listened to him with a complete pokerface.
>>700545054
No we didn't?
Unless you're OC guy
>>700545379
You are no sayan
>>700545414
Death was not necessary, he's a man, men can overpower women and he was in "tactical gear" now why would he be in that? Ready for bloodshed
>>700545289
Mfw self defense.
>>700545376
K is good, a bit nervous for school (she's going to the new local one.) I'm being such a dad, helping her out and telling her that I'll make her lunches and pick her up. Its fun.
>>700545414
I feel like K will eventually learn vulgar language from me, but I'll teach her the proper way to use it.
>>700545533
I dunno if she would've wanted that to be honest.
>I dunno if I would've been able to live with myself knowing she was still out and about.
>>700545791
>Mfw she overpowered a man who's much bigger than I am and stabbed his arm.
Plus it was that kinda situation where I didn't have a lot of reaction time after I got her off him. Either way, no regrets.
>>700545579
meh i wish i was a little skinny wimp would be easier to find women who can dom me
>>700545698
hehehehe
Claiming
>>700545414
It doesn't matter.
>>700545593
But y'know, I live with a parent, like I said previously.
>>700546022
>>700545993
Get a tapeworm, you'll thin right up.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>700545239
Watching youtube and deciding on what to play.
What about you?
>>700545698
OC?
It probably wasn't important now that I think of it
>>700545791
<nycor> when your in a life or death situation u act on instinct not thought.
>>700545965
nice to know everything's good but a she'll adapt to the new school in no time
>>700545965
Got blood on your hands with no regrets
You wanted to kill her anyways
>>700546249
Thanks for the wrongful (You).
>>700545791
Nice bait
>>700545965
They just need to reign it in a little. Its mainly the girls anyway.
>>700546105
It matters now! If they're talking to you thats a bad thing!
>>700546394
You're not explaining why hes suited up in the first place
>>700546430
You see, this is all you can come back with
I stand corrected
>>700546249
What are you talking about?
>>700546572
Mugi
>>700545993
What truly counts is that you are a wimp in your heart :-*
>>700546113
hmm thats not a bad idea anon
>>700545791
>men can overpower women
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee anger on seven levels
>>700546629
Don't compare me to that meme spouting undderage maggot.
>>700546430
What do you mean that's a bad thing?
>>700546567
<nycor> it was a stabvest, look it uo anon
>>700546127
just playing TERA at the moment. almost max level on my gunner.
>>700546755
Are you some sort of apologist fuckboy?
I bet you tip your fedora "respectfully" in the maiden's direction online
>>700546852
So he knew she would come
>>700546755
God I want to be your waifu's bitch.
>>700546394
True, she's a pretty adaptable kid
>Her first day here she wasted no time making herself at home on my couch.
>But to be fair we were already on friendly terms.
>>700546400
Yeah, quite frankly I did. Theres no justifying that I wanted her dead, but having her dead has made it much easier on me, I don't have to live in fear.
Oh and I was all stabvested up after I noticed my power box was cut and there was a knife in the wall, knives are dangerous and I wanted to make sure that in a close quarters environment I was properly protected.
>I didn't wanna get shanked by some crazy hoe.
I actually owned the stab vest because I'm a gun nut and I enjoy being tacticool.
>It was the closest thing I could get to kevlar without ending up on some watch list.
>>700546430
She's gonna be swearing like a sailor probably.
>I'm gonna get so many phone calls about it.
Neapolitan Dreams!
Hello friends!
>>700547174
no I dont care about feminism but I dont like when people say that because I like dominating women and hearing that makes me reee
>>700547361
so do I
>>700547413
>I like dominating women and
Do you mean that you 'like dominant women'. To say "I like dominating women" would suggest that you enjoy dominating women with your own strength.
>>700547391
Hi Neo, how are you today?
>>700547370
See? Was that so hard to admit you like killing?
>>700547391
You look like ice cream
>>700547413
If you do not like dominating, you must be gay
>>700547174
<nycor> niggas break into my house ima shoot their ass, common sense,theres always 2 reasons why some breaks in, to steal, or to harm, and I would do anything to protect the ones I care about, especially when theres a fucking CHILD. anon do yourself a favor and revaluate ur life
>>700547370
that's good to hear
>>700547726
The perfect excuse for a good killing
>>700547573
yeah I saw that after i posted I mean I like women who dominate me physically and mentally
>>700547637
....... ok
![Syndra [220].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WhIra4c.jpg "Syndra [220].jpg")
>>700546981
Interesting. Whats the max level in TERA?
I remeber bit of it,but it didn't really catch on with me.
Got somewhere around lvl 30 and stopped.
>>700547593
I'm doing well, but quite tired. How about you?
>>700547637
That's the point!
>>700547633
Hello!
>>700547844
You sicken me
>>700547863
Give me vanilla and strawbarry~
>>700547863
I'm fine, just kicking back watching some Plastic Memories.
>>700547843
<nycor> cause u know its fucking right m8
>>700544200
Hi Ruby!
>>700547391
Would you lick her "Ice Cream"?
>>700547978
Hello, Yuno 2.0.
>I still need to actually watch the show
>>700548061
I'd let her lick her lollipop.
>>700547978
yeah I sicken a lot of people here
>>700547978
Copy that!
>>700547989
Oooooooh fun.
>>700548061
I would think she makes very good Ice Cream so yes!
>>700546105
Pedophile
>>700547851
Max level is 65 but once you're there you can continue upgrading your gear to raise your item level, so as to access harder dungeons - some of the max rank ones are limited by item level.
Something is afoot. Has somebody taken the place of [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy], Bringer of Ice Cream...?
>>700547637
I don't particularly like killing, but I did wanna kill that nut.
>She deserved it quite frankly.
>Though outside of people I hunt deer and pest animals, to say I don't like killing isn't right, I just don't like unjustified killings.
>>700547726
She'll go far as long as she keeps adapting.
>She's a cute kid too, she makes me feel happy about my whole sterile situation.
>>700546779
Homura.
>>700548347
You know what i mean
>>700548534
Yes
>>700548534
Shut the fuck up, Neo.
You suck at PGO.
>>700547844
Esdeath, I understand pretty much exactly where you're coming from. You seem like a pretty alright person, you just say the wrong things too often.
>>700548398
No.
>>700548534
Yea. I can still get a vanilla, right?
>>700547993
Hunters with patience, scores the best kills
>>700548102
Its whacky fun wide, I hope you like jazz
>>700548330
I seen your degeneracy, not even death would want you
>>700548535
Taking any life is still killing, therefore you still like to kill
>>700548534
And you have been replaced because you're a normie
Normieee
>>700548558
Chen is a normie.
>>700548535
Wait you killed some bitch?
>>700548704
I saw the first episode. Shit's fucked.
>>700548704
>>700548535
>Though outside of people I hunt deer and pest animals, to say I don't like killing isn't right, I just don't like unjustified killings.
Yeah.
>Penny~
>>700546205
umm wtf is that real or really good makeup
>>700548736
At this stage being called a normie is almost a compliment.
>>700548701
Of course. We always supply all types of ice cream at NDK. Sprinkles, chocolate dolphins as a topping, too?
>>700548663
PGO? I can only assume that you're referring to Pokémon: GO.
>>700548640
How... How long have I been gone for?
>>700546422
Whoops. I'll remedy it with a story. I had borrowed a copy of smash bros in second grade, thought I returned the copy, forgot about it, friend thinks I did it on purpose. I should mail the damned thing back
>>700546611
Here have a fire pooch
>>700548875
Pic related
>Beforehand Angry Marine anon was liveposting shit.
here
>>700548847
He listens to normie electronic music.
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>700548431
Right, i saw something like that.
Probably didn't help that that was my first mmo that i looked into.
>>700548534
Yes. Now get out Mohamed :^)
>>700548968
No thank you, just vanilla.
>>700548535
<nycor> alright penny ima hop off but glad u and K are ok, and be the best "dad" lol, have fun, <nycor> signing off
>>700548704
go fuck urself
>>700548968
Long. It's cool. I'm being replaced shortly.
>>700548972
That's....waa...??
>>700542741
FAAAGGGGSSSSS
>>700548875
Isn't it great?
>>700549140
How rude!
>>700549140
hello again.
>>700548676
you would be the first thank you
>>700548704
im degenerate all I want is a gf who can overpower me is that so degenerate my dude
>>700548972
Are you high Trist?
>>700549273
<nycor> hello
>>700549208
idfc
>>700548535
don't listen to this>>700549140
I'm staying
>>700549198
I'll admit, dick up the butt feels very nice.
>>700548994
Jesus Christ. Is this the same one you were talking about a while ago? Well, at least you're safe until she comes back as a machete-wielding zombie. /waifu/ now contains:
>gun nuts
>a US Marine
>Esdeath
>literal shit
>Spiderman
>one of us literally fucking killed a guy today
But seriously, are you okay?
>>700549208
YIS.
Anyone knows from what comic is Anomaly from?
>>700549327
Very disgracful
I hope you don't call yourself a man
>>700549489
Gonna have to cut you for your rudeness
Back
>>700542741
Claiming.
>>700549091
Well, why not, Shiro. Two scoops of vanilla coming right up.
How have you been over the past few (weeks)?
Did I tell you that I watched Deadman Wonderland recently and loved it? High quality anime viewing.
>>700549051
السلام عليكم.
>>700549152
>I'm being replaced shortly.
Ehhh?? You're jumping ship like I (accidentally) did too and somebody is lined up to take your place?
>>700548949
I'm going to guess it's a photoshop of a fake corpse over that picture, anon.
>>700549489
enjoy your days off?
>>700549615
hi alice
>>700549327
You're doing it now. You're arguing a losing battle with somebody. Ignore them and talk to people who don't judge you for your fetishes. Sure, you've made some mistakes, but there's still plenty of time for you to change.
>>700549489
Kek. Aight cool.
>>700549536
Yeah, and it was on the 17th when it happened so its been a while.
>Luckily K was okay, and I managed to Evac her when all my friends (the fucking militia basically) showed up
>J was doing college prep stuff so he was out of the house
We had called the police but those fuckers are about half an hour out, it was much easier to get my militia to show up first.
>Luckily due to the Idaho Castle Doctrine I'm off the hook.
>>700549607
<nycor> cut me and all hell will break loose, only yuno was here she'd back me up, an where the fuck is mizore
>>700549825
the fish fry was fun but it got sad after that
>>700549602
Romantically Apocalyptic.
>>700549327
>gf
>who can
>overpower me
What you want is to get *fucked*, nigga, but you lazy as a muthafucka. Keep checkin up on those trap threads and you might realize you a faggot some day.
