Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700534168
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700537936
hey yuno
>>700538042
sorry was just messing with him
>>700538173
ah what now?
>>700538388
kek might play fallout or yandere sim
Claimed.
I'll be leaving for now.
Claimu
>>700538446
Remember i said i was trying to rearrange my sleep schedule, now i'm up a little in the day and the night.
>>700538050
Oh my
>>700538095
I'll just skip it then
>>700538310
True, losing fun can be good
>>700538111
Oh hey it's you. Fucking perv
>>700538334
Really?
>>700538446
It's not like I try to, BA-BAKKA!
Thats great, I saw the car. Shit got totalled
>>700538534
>not the damaged art
I get a little sad every time I repair her.
If dubs, you must listen to 'We Didn't Start the Fire.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50p-XScreM
>>700538669
Hey man. I'm finally her for once
Whats up
>>700538388
Hey akame bestest qt
How are you doing?
>>700538388
Sounds like he's gonna be fun to keep around for a while. However, I always have a hard time getting my q powerful enough, any tips?
>>700538050
Let's hope you can get some nice sleep then
>>700538310
yay
Only thing that could become a problem now is my bank. Lost my bank card so... oh, it works yay!
Undertale was also one of those few games which actually made me feel something else besides fun and "wow, so cool" and "wow, so sad" moments in a game.
Doll claimed.
>>700538050 Garde
Probably don't wanna hear that I'm eating then :^)
Pretty good, just winding down for the night myself.
>>700538095 Alice
Get something nice.
>>700538111 Hitagi
>That trip
>That filename
Very good morning. How're you doing?
>>700538271
Hey Rory.
>>700538467 Yuuko
From what I'm reading it seems that way.
Never really seen any ice age apocalypse shit before, coulda made something good.
>>700538777
Nice try but those are trips.
>>700538782
I NEED 10 OF THESE STAT
>>700538641
You're too quick!
>>700537319
She's cute and all, but wouldn't want to be impaled during lewd times!
>no hugs either
>would bully/10
>>700538467
Ah, I think so. I have that too.
I need to reread the manga, it was pretty good~.
>>700538782
no waifu stabbing
that is against the rules, and i am reporting you for that triggering filename
>>700538933
Are the last two digits the same?
Yes, you adorable, fanged glutton, they are.
Now listen.
>>700538777
Too bad you got trips
I don't even have to claim Mai so quickly, nobody will take her.
Penny Claim~
>>700538446
Ah thats kinda spooky. I've been there before, a friend of mine got rearended at 60mph'
>>700538736
Especially when you lose in ridiculous ways.
>>700538777
Well. Fuk
>>700538915
Wew!
>RIP Bank card.
>>700537416 (Deadman Shiro)
>>700537768 (Fran)
>>700537804 (Nui)
And it's good! Looks like Yukki dropped out and couldn't handle the cute.
>>700538777
>Trips.
We still have to listen to that or something else?
>>700538823
I missed you what have you been up too and iv been slowly moving into my new house
>>700538829
hey garde
>>700539011
Is it OC?
Come é que você, ainda tem coragem de falar comigo? além de não ter coração não tem juízo
>>700538736
Yeah. We were discussing poetry yesterday
>>700539105
>I've been there before, a friend of mine got rearended at 60mph'
Woops forgot to add the most important part
>She was in a van and that saved her life.
>Penny~
>>700538152
It's a conspiracy.
>>700538310
Hello Penny.
How are you today?
>>700538736
Fran, with a response like that it makes me think you missed me.
Hitagi claim
Claimerisu
>>700538691
Have fun
>>700538925
I think people should just play metro instead.
>>700539011
Well thank you. You were lurking for more than a week then.
>>700538777
Great song
And those trips are pretty great also
>>700538829
Just focus on last-hitting with your Q
>>700539105
So much fun
>>700539150
MORE QT!
>>700539150
You still have to listen to 'We Didn't Start the Fire.'
>>700539011
How about, fuck you?
>>700539009
Yes sir.
Where did the lewd anon go?
>>700539348
Into the trash.
>>700538719
Yes but I thought that meant being awake during the day, but I'm glad you're here
Whats up?
>>700538736
Kek, you're cute
Yea she was insanely lucky
>>700539105
What happened to him?
>>700539162
Hey that's good news man, how's the house
And I missed talking to you too, right now I'm at my friends house, she got into a car accident so I'm taking care of her
>>700538915
Agreed, but it likely wont happed. Im sleeping on the floor like a pleb...
>>700538925
SHAAAARE!
>>700539011
You are moar bulli than sachi ;--;
i criing nao
>>700538669
Are you playing the latest fallout?
>>700538823
Playing games and browsing for an apartment
>bestest qt yourself
>>700538829
You gotta get last hits whenever it's up. That's why it's good to get cooldown reduction items in early game so it's up as often as possible. Then you build an item that contains a Sheen so it hurts even more. I like the iceborn gauntlet bc it helps you chase down people and there's a cdr item in it.
>wew don't get me started too much on this game
>>700539085
>>700539085
That is correct
>>700539105
yup, I'm going to my bank tomorrow so I can get a new one.
>Of course the old one is already out of order
Ah, now I know! Undertale let me actually care for the character and I wanted to actually HELP them. Not just because the game told me to.
So Stardew Valley is the same? That's great!
Lemme test it right now
>>700539488
why on the floor?
Hello.
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>good to see you all again
>>700538534
Fucking niggerfu.
>>700539085
I know that feel. Sometimes there's no other person to take Yuuko.
Mai is a qt, though.
>>700539182
Is what OC?
>>700539258
Haha, I suppose so..
>>700539337
How about
you?
o
u
?
>>700539348
He's probably already been arrested after all of us reported him for breaking the rules.
>>700539488
i'm sorry, you're waifu a cute okay
no more cri now
>>700539211
Why would I miss someone completely worthless?
>>700539386
Ayy lmao
>>700539419
T-thanks sempai!
Good for her man, she brake any bones? Or just minor scratches?
>>700539586
Hey there
>>700539628
Isn't your life just 4chan? That is a life actually
>>700539419
house is ok nothing special but nice and oh was it a bad accident?
>>700539525
yee fallout 4
>>700538777
>Trips means we listen to it forever.
>>700539085
Well at least there's no competition then.
>>700539258
I've never played metro either. I need to though.
>>700539488
Nah man, it's mine and only mine. This omelettes real good though.
>>700539690
>Is what OC?
The Yuuko/trump picture.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700539454
Haven't seen you in a while
Uuugh this Ruby guy
claimed
>>700538719
Hey you, found some images you may like that I don't believe I've seen you post.
http://imgur.com/a/PyPoJ
>>700539211
Pretty good, and yourself?
>>700539258
>Metro
Gud shit.
>>700539322
>Critical fails
>Suddenly I have zero legs.
>>700539419
>>700539210
Kek, I completely forgot the most important part.
>>700539601
Protips for Stardew: Always plant early and often
>At the end of the season your seasonal crops die
Pumpkins, corn, and wheat are BIG big earners, very important
Also, talk to everyone before you decide who you really want
>I originally thought I wanted Leah but I realized after meeting Penny and talking to her for 3 days that she was my one and only.
Oh and try to make friends with everyone, it pays off in more ways than one.
>Don't forget to save money too, you'll need it for upgrades
>Hardwood too. Hardwood is super important and kinda rare after a while.
>>700539162
Hey there Esdeath! Got any squirrels since I last saw you?
>>700539322
>>700539525
Got it, but what's the best way to last hit? I am not sure whether or not I should be attacking the minions or just waiting for their health to dwindle down enough
>>700539601
My folks are taking up the beds
>>700539690
*sniffle* thanks laddie.
erp when? :^)
>>700539525
What are you playing?
Finding anything cool? And payable
>Pretty sure you're the cute one
>>700539708
She had a fractured shoulder but other than that completely fine
She could have had crushed legs, but she was sitting with her legs on the dashboard which saved them
>Did I say she was lucky?
>>700539732
That's nice, cool neighbourhood?
>^
>>700539831
Likewise. Have you been well?
Hey man, if you can't even spam properly, don't.
>>700539322
How? The spammer has arrived!
>>700539795
Nooooo! I will steal your omelette if you dont share!
>>700539797
Nah, I saved it from someone else.
>>700539814
What.
>>700539258
>metro
I like S.T.A.L.K.E.R a bit more for it's openworld stuff, but Metro is cool too.
>>700539963
erp is sin
you deserve bully :^(
>>700539150
Some more cute.
>>700539419
It did mean that, but that's how it's working out right now.
Up is a Pixar movie.
>Not much, listening to music as usual.
>>700539904
Wow, thank you!
>I actually tend to post that last one a lot.
>>700540184
Blame my shitty internet
>>700539936
>At the end of the season crops die
well duh, harvest moon nigger
>Pumpkin, corn and wheat
will remember. So no pineaples?
>talk to everyone
Of course, I love meeting new people
>make friends with everyone
got it
well, see you in a bit, gonna try it out now
>>700539963
but still... letting you sleep on the floor... unfair fuckers
>>700539963
haven't checked my trap yet so i dunno so waht are you up too?
>>700540041
yeah its alright small
>i have a nignog living next door
>>700540226
>Nah, I saved it from someone else.
I know, I was just seeing if you would take credit for it.
I'm the guy that made it.
>>700540226
You're not even making any sense you all righteous NIGGER.
>>700539732
Never got around to play it but it looks cool. Are you playing the late game where you defend your village and shit or the play-through?
>>700539963
You gotta finish them off so it counts. You get 3 stacks for each minion kills, and 6 for a champ kill. You can see the stack counter over your health bar I think
>>700540041
Playing this fun car game I found on steam it's chill.
>You're cute when you pretend you're not
>>700539859
Hey qt
>>700539747
Guns!
>>700539936
I have confirmed multiple critical hits against my own characters
>>700539963
Wait for them to get low
Also, build a sheen right away for additional damage
>>700540041
Yeah, a broken shoulder is pretty lucky considering what happened
Take her out to a movie or dinner to cheer her up!
>>700540333
Ay
>>700540382
OC tomo?
>>700540451
Rory
>>700540208
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Fine but your not getting more than half, I've earned this. Why don't you go out and grab a bite to eat?
>>700540529
>OC tomo?
I don't know who that is.
>>700540303
Oh yeah.
>No pineapples
Unfortunately.
OH another protip: Ancient seeds are SUPER valuable.
>>700540506
Top Tier Crits
>But sir we're hitting our own men
Shut up.
kek.
>>700539904
By the way which anon would you happen to be? again, thanks!
>>700540382
Oh, neat, I guess I passed the honesty test.
Good work on it, by the way!
>>700540404
you are a spicy one
>>700540646
That's pretty edgy.
Im done with being hungry! Time to take the intiative and find some munchies! I'll be back in a bit.
>>700540303
It's does my head in... but then again, I am sort of just tagging along for the trip. (Didnt pitch in for paying)
>>700540326
Gonna go find some good food!
>>700540470
>>700540506
Got it. I have a few more questions, but Ill ask when I get back.
>>700540683
Already on it :^)
>>700540451
RORY!
>>700540226
>Erp
>Punishment
Is that what you are into?
>>700540695
Oh perils of the warp...
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>700540146
I have been doing fine except for some problems with my voice.
What about you?
I believe we didn't talk much before.
>>700539936
Oh oops my bad didn't see that
I guess she got really lucky as well
>Women man
>>700540254
Oh well, it's your sleep schedule
>That joke
Kills me every time
I played some more brawl today and I must say I like adult more than toon link
>>700540326
Curb stomp him
>If youknow what I mean
>>700540646
Are you a different poster or did smug get a overwritten image?
>>700539936
Just got up.
Might have to take my truck in to replace the tires today.
Gettin real tired of doing this, the tire company i got them from is fucking trash.
>>700539708
Fran stop, I'm blushing.
>>700540529
Yuuko
>>700540809
Sup
>>700540722
I was just bored and figured I'd do something. Do you have a Steam or Discord by chance?
>>700540768
I like being spicy.
>>700540506
Yo, what's up? How's your day?
>>700540303
Hey Chara! How are you?
>>700540695
Hey Penny!
>>700540862
>qt
<3
>>700538669
A Waschlappen. I can't think of an English Word that grasps the feelings I have for him in an equally good way.
>>700540791
Alright hf with whatever you're off to
>en garde
>>700540791
Good luck brave adventurer!
>>700540684
It was a nickname i had for one of the infinite tomos.
Second guess is hesitant tomo
Nice pic btw. I needed this.
>>700540791
Go ahead and ask
>>700540894
So this is enough for you to blush?
Such a slut if anything will get you going
>>700540922
How are you?
>>700541026
Not much, my DnD game got canceled, so we are playing snake oil
>>700540862
True.
>She got lucky but that car looked like a crumpled tin fuckin can it was spooky
I think the worst thing that happened to her was she had a bruise on her leg.
>>700540894
>Tfw shit tires
Been there, I replaced my tires about a month ago.
>I replaced everything that was absolutely necessary to replace a month ago in my car
The things a bit of a junker, gonna get a new one in a year or two
>Its not a bad car though, just poor maintenance by its previous owner.
>>700541026
Heyo~
>>700541031
I'd like to give you a Waschlappen.
>>700540470
>bad ass pic
im in the a settlement needs you help but im good at playing pretend so it entertains me
>>700540646
when you die but a nigger is stuck in your vagina
>>700540791
yummy share with me
>>700540862
kek I could get away with it too since he is a nigger
>>700541212
You'll never guess it, I'm the last person you would expect to produce actual content.
>>700541242
jew
>>700541213
Just woke up and got breakfast of healthy wheat biscuits covered in drinking chocolate.
>>700541242
>cutest chuuni
>>700541253
Okay. Wheres the washcloth :^)
>>700540862
Really? how come? i always found TL to be more appealing overall.
>>700540949
I appreciate it, i'm very glad you found another BikiNui.
I have neither a steam or discord, Not to sure what i'd do with them.
>>700540470
Racing game?
How much was it?
>S-stop that, you're cute
>>700540506
As I told queen I'm taking care of her, she is sleeping right now so I can be on the thread
>>700541026
HEY
You're the cute one idiot
>>700541215
Yea same here tbh.
So what are you up to man?
>>700541031
>lucky guy
>I wish I was him
something like that
>>700541215
its not my car. it's the place who installed the tires.
They're not even a year old and one of the tires is worn down to the metal belt already.
And this is the second time its happened with tires installed from this place.
>>700541213
Mmm I guess I am a little bit.
Cirno, obviously.
Also just added
>pic related to /mai/ wall
H-hello guys! I'm new to waifu-claiming. How are you guys?^^
>>700541448
mai?
>>700540809
Only slightly!
>>700541636
Hello, hello!
>>700540846
Problems with the voice sounds bad. Just a short term thing or have you caught some unfortunate illness?
I've been alright, nothing to really complain about.
>>700541253
I'm trying to interpret that in a dirty way, but I don't know how T_T.
>>700541558
Your German needs some improvement. A Waschlappen is more like a Schattenparker.
>>700541213
How do you even play dnd? Is it like, a hands free game? Or a board game of some sorts?
I'm just here catching Magikarps
>>700541215
How's it going? Any news on your situation?
>>700541545
>idiot
>cute
Your words hurt
>>700541636
Hello! How are you?
>>700541545
Playin Stardew Valley some moar
>I need hardwood so I can get a Nursery and put my hard wood to use.
>>700541624
Christ, shit tier tire company then.
>>700541636
>H-hello
Don't be shy
>welcome to the circlejerk.
>>700541636
Hello there.
>immediately get confused
Neo claimed
Claiming
>>700541516
Sounds great
>>700541545
Ok, I hope the best for her!
Anything else happening?
>>700541624
So you are admitting it?
Well, recognizing the problem is the first step
>How is the book cover going?
>>700541740
Good to know for future reference
>>700541805
Roll a bunch of dice
>>700541516
It's in my bedroom.
>>700541542
Ah, that's pretty sucky. Discord is nice to talk to people outside of thread, and it's free.
>>700541740
I wasn't done talking to you, you little shit. How was your day?
>>700541784
Top reply.
>>700541805
Well I have a girlfriend now, and K isn't doing any bad stuff.
>She starts school tomorrow and I'm gonna be the biggest dad about it.
>"K I made your lunch."
>"Don't forget your (thing)"
>"I'll pick you up after school."
I'm gonna be such a fucking dad.
>Penny~
>>700541411
That's what matters
>>700541545
It's not a simulation game or anything it's a really basic game and it was on sale at 6 or 7 bucks but it's fun.
>c-u-t-e
>>700541734
Hope you enjoy the pic.
>>700541411
Totally :^)
So what are you up to?
>>700541542
I feel like TL is a bit slower and has less range, but that could be me though
>>700541805
Oh shut it you
Being an idiot makes you even more cute
>>700541816
Oh cool
Is it still fun even though you already put so much time in it?
>back
>claimed
>>700541740
>>700541805
>>700541816
>>700541849
Nice to meet you! I'm watching "New Game!" in bed waiting for the sleeping pills to kick in; school tomorrow.
>>700541636
I could be better.
Spent 3 hours on the phone with India, because Windows decided to be shit again.
I'm so fucking fed up with Microsoft.
I got a weird problem that never fucking normally happens...
Even the guy didn't know why the fuck it happens. So, he fixes it. I get the update. One of my programs breaks... no big deal, the fix is already in Alpha; just gotta wait a few weeks
But I wanted to switch from IE to Edge...
Lol, fuck that. It's less intuitive than fucking IE.
Fair enough, has a few more features, but fucking shit I can't even use my goddam macros for and change page URLs in my favorites...
Fuck man... I'm gonna probably get BSD as my main when I get a new computer.
I'm sick of Micro$hit at this point.
>>700539586
Woah, kneesocks it's been a while. What's up?
>>700541636
Welcome!
>>700541628
I forgot who it was, but they wanted to give you a lewd pic. Did you get it?
If not, I'll drop it
>>700541816
How're your plants Penny? My arthuriums are still kicking about
Tristana claim and main
>>700541805
You go balls deep and roleplay hard. Grapple Ogres as a Dwarf. Charge a Tarrasque/Ice Dragon abomination as a squishy sorceror.
>>700541932
>I need/am the adult
You put that in the wash. I dont know how long thats been in there.
>>700541920
And let your DM decide your fate. Hope you dont get a sadistic one.
>>700541784
work with me man English please
>>700541996
>Well I have a girlfriend now
"growling intensifies"
>>700542016
this is true
>>700542063
just debating what game to play after i get tired of fallout hbu
>>700541996
NORMIE
>>700542035
I will!
If only you could be more open about yourself.
>>700542170
If you take enough of them you wont have school tomorrow~
>>700541880
I scream for ice cream!
>>700542063
Really? i find him to be pretty fast. how did it go with Link then? also perhaps the great king?
>>700541932
What's it like?
>>700542063
Oh yeah, its great
>I just need that nursery
>And the horse stable because paying bus fare is digging into my profits
>>700542170
Ah, nice
>I don't start work until Tuesday, cause I have Mondays off until January
>>700542259
Doing good
>Lots of tomatoes. ^^
>>700542307
>Mfw Esdeath grows slowly more jealous of me and my infinite luck rolls.
>>700542318
>Tfw Normalfag now
Kek.
>>700541920
Nah I'm just watching LCS on tv
Yourself?
>>700542016
Oh I see
Tbh i have the most fun with the most basic and cheap games
>Magicite
It's pretty great
>S-stop it you, I'm not
>>700542134
Hey aliceu
Whats up man
>>700542307
Want another rpg? I got some cool ones on my mind
I'm watching some gaming on my friends tv
>It's really big
>>700541932
Oh, sorry. I woke up a few hours ago, and I've been here ever since. You?
>>700542170
See
>>700542318
It's very good advice. In fact, if you take enough you can meet your waifu in 2D heaven!
>>700541880
>>700542412
i wonder if she can really scream thou :(
>>700542307
Brötchenüberderspüleaufschneider?
>>700542063
Oh tsun, want to play some league later today?
>>700542170
Oh hello new person!
>>700542259
Hey trist!
>>700542272
But he will probably be
>>700541920
Oooh, alright. I never played it, so I'm pretty "new" to it
>>700541996
I'm sorry, but who's K? I haven't been in these threads for a while, so I lost most of your story. Although I know about it
>>700542063
So, basically, you love me
>>700542170
What time is it there?
Also, nice to meet you too!
>>700542272
Yeah but I though it was more driven by rules. I guess there's just this one guy making up a story, and driving us places? I dunno
I should research more about it
>>700542259
You guys seem really nice :3
>>700542318
I've been thinking of that for a while now :c
>>700542259
Tris
>>700542527
Oh we're not going to heaven
posting here reserves a place in hell
>>700542259
I didn't get a lewd pic as far as I'm aware. I spent 3 fucking hours on the phone to India because Windows Wangblows.
>>700541765
I have had this for a while now, mostly during summer.
I have talked to few doctors about it and the only explanation is weak vocal cords combined with an allergy.
Good to know that you have been doing well.
>>700542272
Fuck you mom.
>>700542412
It's just a basic chat thing, has a friend thing, private messaging, and servers you can join, which are chatrooms. It's a TeamSpeak-esque thing.
>>700542527
I woke up like 8 or whatever hours ago and have been here also ever since. Just starting off watching Plastic Memories.
~Shiro
>>700542520
Not much, about to play some league with one of my irl friends
Just got thresh
>>700542610
Doesn't matter, can you roleplay?
Fran
>>700542610
It's 22:18/10:18pm here, Norway^^
>>700542585
Hello! Nice to meet you guys
>image limit reached
