What the FUCK went wrong with Chloe Moretz?
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What the FUCK went wrong with Chloe Moretz?
>>700507643
Blacked
>>700507643
Personal trainer probably sucked.
>>700507721
her hands are huge
>>700507643
>chloe child
>HURR DURR BEST GIRL MUH PEDOLOLI
>chloe woman
>WTF HAPN TO LOLI
niggers
>>700508551
how the hell did the nignogs fuck this up?
>>700508551
And once again an oblivious Redditor comes along to fuck up a completely reasonable thread.
She didn't get black'd
She got hillary'd
Modern day feminism.
>>700508206
>>700507721
I fucking love these. plz continue anon
>>700510163
how do you photoshop an extra chromosome?
>>700510354
>>700510472
>>700508551
>>700510826
This picture is so wrong.
The guy is holding THREE Coca Cola bottles with one hand, fucking madman.
she doesn't give a fuck anymore
>>700507643
She grew up.
>>700511357
>she blew up
ftfy
>>700507643
She watched Hidamari Sketch.
feminism ya ding ding
![13397431_240433033000965_2042028515_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q5ksbYN.jpg "13397431_240433033000965_2042028515_n[1].jpg")
moretz' mum is a fucking gargoyle
>>700507721
>>700511857
The fact that she sympathize with killary doesn't surprise me.
Shit genetics. Genes that make cute kids often make ugly adults.
Also she seems to be doing the wrong kind of workouts, and she's always carrying a big sugary drink wherever she goes.
>>700513007
>big sugary drink
>fruit smoothie
what?
>>700513194
fructose, you heard of it??
>>700513403
fructose is not the same as other sugars
>>700513403
Natural fructose isn't bad dumbass. Acting like she's got a corn syrup filled root beer or something
>>700507643
>What the FUCK went wrong with Chloe Moretz?
She's an American.
>>700513194
you seriously cannot be that fucking stupid....
>>700513580
You are yes.
I'd suck on them titties
>>700510561
I'm impressed
Reality hurts.
This has not been shopped or retouched.
>>700513458
>>700513511
fructose is sugar. sugar is fructose SUGAR IS SUGAR YOU FUCKING MORON
you are the most fucking retarded idiot I have seen in decades...go drink bleach
>>700510635
more like this pls
>>700513628
oh real edgy you fuckwhistle. Did your mommy tell you to type that?
>>700513876
super-free bleach, I suppose?
>>700511857
Which one is the mom
>>700513194
obvlivious landwhale detected
>>700513668
which one of those 4 utters?
>>700513973
meant sugar-free, goddammit...
>>700513876
it has a different orientation of atoms, and also acts differently in the body.
do your research before spouting nonsense kiddo
>>700513007
>>700513194
>>700513403
>>700513458
>>700513511
>>700513580
>>700513628
>>700513876
Sugar is sugar, yes. So it is a sugary drink. However implying that a fruit smoothie is bad for you, or adverse to your workout, is plain silly. Fruit delivers many other vitamins and nutrients along with the negligible amount of sugar.
>>700513876
Natural sugar > refined sugar
Know the difference, you are literally and figuratively the most retarded motherfucker on the face of the planet, and any other planet with life on it, expanding the entire span of the universe, or multiverse, your retardation is so severe you make people with an extra chromosome look like they have a MENSA IQ, you should drink acid you retarded fucking pussyhole.
doesnt look that bad un this pic
2014
She's also always wearing high rise pants which exaggerate her already short waist and broad shoulders by making her legs look disproportionately long in relation to her torso.
>>700511001
Just dangling them, teasing... He could drop one (OR ALL!) at any moment... But he won't. OR WILL HE?!
>>700511357
>French Suck
>>700514718
Refined sugar=natural sugar with brown colour taken off
Refined sugar~natural sugar
>>700512153
"human head mit beinen" dat denglisch
>>700514483
That could be a Purple Passion Frappé.
>>700515589
You are so absolutely retarded, how do you even manage to type?
She just has no waist. She needs to wear a boned corset for about 6 months to get a waist, and it's all good
>>700513762
>man bod
>>700514483
First of all you have to work out, elsewise you are stacking up fructose that doesn't equire insulin making it easier to get in every cell, once the energy isn't used to workout fructose turns into saturated fat and stores
Ps: getting pounded by a black cock isn't equal to exercise and workout
>>700515691
Tell what is wrong with that sentance
Pro tip: you can't
>>700516254
Acting like natural sugar is as bad as refined sugar, you are a retard, your autism is immense. You are like rainman crossed with Leo Decaprio's character from Gilbert Grape, you are a spastic, a moron, a complete and utter braindead simpleton.
She grew
>>700516713
You gullible nigger
You hold to that natural shit as if it is your religion
It's natural so it musts be good, it can't possibly be bad
And if it's refined natural it cannot be healthy
Nigger I have bad news for you
A lot (and by a lot I mean total fuckton) of natural stuff isn't good for you
And even more of rafinned stuff is equal quality to natural stuff
Get your head out of your ass and do some research before you start talikng shit as if you knew everything there is to know
>>700517265
You are the dictionary definition of nigger
You think that natural sugars in fruit are as bad as refined sugars and syrup
You make me weep for mankind
You dumb coon
You retarded nigger
I bet you can't even count past 10 without help
You should an hero
Find a razor
and play your wrist like a fucking violin with it
You dirty, autistic, inbred, retarded, shitskinned, extra chromosome, spasticated RETARD
>>700511857
Chloe's dad is a plastic surgeon...jesus fucking christ that science has a long way to go
>>700517608
The retardation radiates from your posts so much that I got cancer
I haven't said sugars are bad, in mild usage they are esential but once you have too much it doesn't matter if it's natural or refined because it is too much
You think that drink from fruits that are sprayed with all kinds of chemicals in order to preserve them are good for you? Kys retard
You are better of adding a spoon of sugar in water and drain a home grown lemon into it
>>700518035
Look how fucking retarded you are, I hope you really did get cancer, I hope your mom and granny get cancer, I hope your mom dies in her sleep tonight you retarded piece of shit. kys
she has a nice cameltoe
>>700518240
(You)
>>700518261
>>700518338
fuckin hurrrrrrrrrrrdaperdaperdaaaahurrrrp
kys
if she wears no makeup she could accurately depict hillary in a movie
>>700514483
or just pop a multivit and stop eating like a fatcunt
>>700518240
Today on /b/:
Another gulible retard which is most presumably an edgy 16 year old that has to wind his anger from the fact that his crush is fucked by an alpha male, and the fact that his family gave him no love whatsoever doesn't help either
Appearently he tries to give sophisticated advice to fellow anons on wether or not natural sugars are better than refinned, throughout the process he finds himself in a dead end with a fact that there really isn't a significant difference whatsoever, and then tries to back himself up with wishes for anon's mother and grandmother to decease during their slumber, as an edgy kid he is
Live on the edge kid, just watch out not to cut yourself
>>700518812
Cacti
>>700518808
Look guys, an actual autistic person
>>700519042
Autism is in my veins anon, there is no cure
My theory: ever since that creeper took this pic of her, she vowed to make herself as unattractive as possible in order to make herself unappealing to potential stalkers
>>700510455
a girl has no neck
>>700519158
story?
>>700519693
guy take picture
girl get fat
>>700519158
>Chloe would rather have dinner with this greasy faggot than any of us
>feelsbad
>>700519158
she is fucking eating with a fork when clearly chopsticks are available/10
The reality is she got a taste of cock a few years ago and thought yummy this is nice so she had a bit more and thought yummy yummy this cock tastes so much better than the last one so flash forward a few years and what you see now is a face that has been rammed full of cock constant fucking blowing 24/7 for a few years which is going to have that effect.
>>700520032
Fuck off weeaboo. Forks are patrician. As much as I like using chopsticks they are shit when forks are available.
>>700520032
So is the rice nigger though
>>700513194
Fruit has sugar in it, a lot, actually.
Fucktard
>>700508206
She's looking fine as fuck.
>>700520700
Oh shit, another retarded autist
>>700513007
Also, all her brothers are homosexuals and so it's obvious she got shit genetics in her.
>>700520032
i am asian and i prefer to use forks and spoons when i cannot raise the bowl to my mouth...
>>700514102
>which one of those 4 utters?
thatsmyfetish.mov
>>700513876
> fat neckbeards drinking fruit smoothies all day all night and wondering why they get fat.
>>700510826
I lost
I puked saliva because of this
Good laugh in years!
>>700520554
>mfw this picture
>>700507721
>>700507643
She grew up to be a shitty person. Being a child-actress and growing up to a decent human being is hard.
The cute little girl we liked in her early movies just doesnt exist anymore.
She (or more accurately her handlers) pretty much ruined her career by putting her in a string of failed movies.
Plus, she got blacked.
>>700513762
Actually, it has. Not by you maybe, but thats a shopped image.
>>700519158
I recognise that gay blowjo...never mind.
>>700521910
She didn't get blacked, she's a virgin, she's from a very religious Catholic family and won't fuck until she's married. It's why nigger left, no pussy.
>>700522178
Yeah, no. Thats not possible
She dated a nigger. If she didnt want to fuck he would have raped her. Hell, he probably raped her even if she wanted regular sex.
>>700522314
>>700522414
>>700522461
This thread
Mainstream success. Goes against /b/tard edginess.
>>700522665
these are getting better and better
>>700522665
:DDDD
>>700508946
she has very average proportions
She started supporting Clinton
>>700513762
thats both a special lens, filter, and some shopping
lens alone changes everything
>>700523103
As if Chloe's pussy isn't stretched out as fuck now after she went black.
>>700507643
she simply grew up
all women become bags of fat and meat when grow up
Is she getting pudgy?
>>700520953
Yeah I hate it when bowls are too heavy for my twig like asian arms.
>>700523400
i am built like arnold in his prime and my penis is like an enormous train
>>700513194
>thinking smoothies aren't loaded with sugar
>>700518992
There vomit on his sweater mom spaghetti
>>700524099
>thinking your mom isn't loaded with nigger jizz
>>700523991
Hrmm. Yeah, i can fap to that.
>>700514433
>trying to sound smart
>doesn't understand how much serbet is in a "fruit" smoothie
kek
>>700513007
Mfw same shoes
>>700523414 he tried
>>700523991 he succeeded
the american dream strikes again, what do you think? that's how it works
>>700514483
Only if you blend it yourself, shit for brains. Store bought ones like Chloe was holding are almost never healthy
>>700524457
But the cup it's in says it's nutritious, and cups on't lie faggot
>>700513762
still disgusting
>>700521910
First movie I knew her from is kick ass 1
>>700507643
>What the FUCK went wrong with Chloe Moretz?
A photoshop meme is what's wrong.
>>700523189
yes, the photographer probably did that to make her better looking and even that failed miserably
>>700510406
kek
>>700524620
K.
>>700524620
first movie i knew her from is let me in
she could nibble on my neck as long as she want
>>700517608
>>700517265
>>700516713
>>700516142
>>700515691
Okay we get it, you're angry. But hurry up and finish your argument before recess is over
>>700519158
That shit makes me kek every time
>>700523210
yeah cause all black guys have enormous penises
>>700514721
She was a literal Goddess, What the fuck went so wrong?
>>700524777
Lol
>>700520032
nice bait
>>700520554
holy shit
>ITT: autism
>>700514718
It still makes you fat you retarded mongoloid, you think you can eat fruit all day and not get fat? Jesus anon you're so stupid loll
>>700523678
>>700525177
I can't believe how the real issue went over all of your heads so much. It doesn't matter what type of sugar is in the fucking fruit, all smoothies contain hefty amounts of serbert or fruity ice cream. That is why they are unhealthy
This recent
>>700525516
>>700525643
Get off FB, mom.
>>700525595
Mmmm. Pic on the right isnt chloe, unfortunately.
Full version of pic on the left shows a blue bikini-bottom.
>>700518240
Being this mad, I spotted the fattie that was planning on starting his all fruit diet tomorrow.
>>700525899
>all fruit diet
Oh god that poor toilet
>>700519158
>>700525643
neato memeo
>>700519158
This actually makes sense
We are arguing over sugar, fruit, and smoothies. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAVE WE COME TO.
>>700522461
>I used to be a 90lb weakling! Until I got anchor arms!
>>700526332
Creepy as fuck
>>700511857
>>700523103
>Hillary
Chloe is officially dead to me now. I'd held hope that feminism was a little fad, or just something she wasn't serous about. She is now in the trash with boxxy.
>>700526887
Well fruit has natural sugars and fruits are high in sugars, so drinking a fruit smoothie is just drinking a bunch of sugar, totally not good for you.
>>700528401
You are a literal autism, you are so stupid, even the stupid has autistic with in it have no retard but you autism very time if lmao
>>700507643
she's an inbred little twat and it started coming out in age
>countless virgins freak out with a girl puts on some weight
I bet she's a real metalhead.
>>700515203
He must be gripping his cock with the other.
does anybody have pics of her stomach (abs) to jack off to
the ass was flat
>>700520013
dat jawline
>>700514063
The middle.
>>700507721
looks like one of the gods that help stop the moon in majoras mask
mudshark
>>700530946
KEEKKK
>>700530946
>mfw link played the Oath to Order pizza
>>700530946
>>700532180
>>700507717
/thread
>>700524439
Who the fuck wear shoes on your own damn bed. Stop dirtying your place of sleep you fucking retard!
>>700530946
>>700532180
>>700530326
Holy shit this bitch is broad , she should play linebacker for the fucking Jets
>>700520013
Who is this guy anyway ? I would like to know actually
>>700507643
She was always a funny looking fat chick, OP.
Deal with it.
>>700532742
Ugly as fuck. I thought that faggot Hailee Steinfeld was ugly but I was so wrong. She's a 10 compared to this uggo.
>>700522602
>fake grenadine
>>700530326
Would bang all day.
Outta my way shit cucks!!
>>700514433
Wow dude, just give it up, its getting sad now.
>>700535672
Gonna have to back that faggot up, tbh. Take a biochemistry class. Not all sugars are equal. Not all fats are equal. Not all proteins are equal. Basic nutrition, my guy.
Memers retards and photoshoppers
Plus peoole sho are adults now and suddenly think they are too good for edgy music and wont snap out of it till 30
>>700535614
>>700525584
>all smoothies contain hefty amounts of serbert or fruity ice cream
lol
>>700507643
here's her dog
she fucked up
>>700507643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-NoOdYKidw
you sexist chauvinisnts virgins just don't know how to respect a beautiful average femaly body
>>700534567
compared to you she still is a 10
>>700507876
Like that movie Witches
>>700536589
Bitch i would rahter fuck this than chloe at least this would be comfortable to lay on
>>700530946
UNDERRATED POST
>>700536758
much too uncomfortable to listen to
>>700513511
Sacarose, Fructose and Lactose.
As humans, whenever we ingest those they get broken down and re-assembled as the very same thing. They either go to the bloodstream if any part of our body needs the energy right now, to the liver to be stored short-term, or are converted as fat for long-term.
>>700524452
You obviously havent seen her lately
>>700530946
THIS
>>700518261
and whats a not nice cameltoe like?
>>700513511
you fucking dumb cunt, fructose causes visceral fat around the organs
your mother should have swallowed you and done the world a favour
>>700525052
she started supporting hillary and got brainwashed by liberal feminist bullshit. Her career is essentially over anyways. She can't act and the cuteness that got her work is slowly fading. I mean she had potential with Hugo, Let me in and Kick ass but it just clicked. She's gonna fade into irrelevance in 5 years.
>>700518783
>implying multivits are a good replacement for a balanced diet including fruits
>being this dumb
there are even studies showing multivits can increase your risk for certain cancers
>>700539139
Natural vs. synthetic.
>>700537084
>>700537084
sucrose is glucose and fructose, lactose is galactose and glucose ya faggot
>>700507721
yall realize this is shopped though right
even though shes reaaally fucking ugly
Do I win?
>>700539844
>yall realize this is shopped though right
you're fucking retarded dude. the pic is all over the internet. its legit.
>>700525643
haha, holy cow son that one is a funny one. Forward that to email, ok?
Does anyone have any pics of her actually looking fat?
>>700519158
Waow that pic is phenomenal. How fucking weird is the guy taking it, almost every single person in the backgrounds faces are disgusted and shocked.
>>700540669
Oh fuck I never noticed until now. I feel physically sick
>>700507721
It's a homunculus
>>700540077
Can't believe our next commander in chief gonna be 5'0"
>>700513762
Broad shoulders, giant feet, wide stomach, man hands, no titties... It's a tranny
>>700510406
lost
>>700523397
Shopped
>>700515012
Yeah what he said type shit
>getting botox when you're 5
That's what happened.
>>700513007
tbh fam new reaction face.
>>700513762
She looks like a charro
>>700507717
this
>>700510472
lmfao that looks so fucking retarded XD
>>700513762
>people like this
>>700544640
mfw I show no reaction...
>>700508946
fuck yeah. moar!!
>>700528109
I'm sure she'll be really upset to hear that, weird internet man who no longer fantasises about a child from some shit superhero film
>>700547634
>kick-ass
>shit
casual detected
>>700547489
your mother's a cantankerous whore.
>>700518417
nudify-her dot com
>>700523189
Sorry, but that IS what she really looks like.
She has man-feet, bony legs, narrow hips, wide shoulders and big hands.
Plus she has a flat ass..
It's all the Hollywood make-up and lighting, good wardrobe that makes "her" look sort of attractive.
Take it away, she's a skinny trap.
>>700530326
>>thinking smoothies aren't loaded with sugar
>>700513194
found the fatty
>>700507643
shes a nigger fucker that looks like she could kill a grizzle bear with her bare hands.
>>700513762
>no ass
>no tits
>no service
>>700520753
>retarded autist
>black nigger
>wet water
who's the real autist?
>>700507643
Nothing, she was always fugly with a weird-ass face
>>700507721
Mike Wazowski
You people disgust me, you should be truly ashamed of yourselves.
Chloe is a brilliant actress, and a lovely, caring, warm-hearted person.
She cares about women's rights, gay rights, she gives to charity, she's always smiling and happy, but you people..
All you do is criticize her weight and appearance like shallow, judgmental assholes. It doesn't matter if she puts weight on, she's still the same wonderful woman on the inside.
All you people have on the inside is darkness and hatred, you just want to bring people down, and you are horrible people because of that.
Chloe would go out of her way to help any of you, because she's kind and sympathetic, you're just pathetic.
Mean, nasty trolls...
>>700519158
WTF is Amy Winehouse doing next to her?
>>700507643
she haz to gain weight for a movie dumbfuck
>>700550776
bitch please
This thread is older than some posters
what happened? she's not a kid anymore so the exclusive pedos/hebes think she's ugly.
ITT fuccbois who rage about fat but would smash the first second the had a shot at her
>>700551428
we would smash anything that's still breathing
>>700519158
Love this picture. First of all, turn your fucking flash off next time, holy shit.
Also, look at the expression on the asian bitch on the far right. Kills me everytime.
>>700550880
Sauce
>>700552062
Probably, lots of it on her pizzas.
>>700551386
Jesus Christ she was literally perfection...I mean, What the fuck went so wrong?
>>700552062
he sum suse
everyone talks about puberty, no one talks about the living death that wraps around you like a thousand wet blankets once its over.
>>700507643
Weez nigguhs lubs dem chubbuh Whites Wimmenz wif de big ol' breastuses 'n'
moffin-top guntz
>>700526332
Oh that's just fucking neato
>>700524620
Same.
Became almost obsessed with her.
Not as creepy as the rest of you guys though she's a few months older than me.
>>700554723
Jesus fucking Christ tell me that's photoshop
So much ham
>>700535614
Zozzle
>>700554723
>>700555635
nevermind. Fit the image to my resolution.
Yep. Definitely photoshop.
Find anything wrong.
It is just photoshopped.
OP is on some kind of campaign. Just ignore it and move on.
>>700550015
Yall finished or yall done?
>>700525516
Yes, jackass , you could eat fruit all day and not get fat. Weight gain isn't dependent on one factor. An all fruit diet would certainly not be healthy and you would lose a great deal of muscle mass but you would not get fat assuming the caloric intake was reasonable.
>>700507643
>>700507643
Nothing, You just opened your eyes.
>>700557045
shut up you blithering zilch
