/b/, how the fuck do you kiss a girl?
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/b/, how the fuck do you kiss a girl?
With your mouth OP
>>700503949
On the dick silly
>>700503949
Be witty. Wait.
>>700504165
How do i initiate hooking up at like a music festival. Its obvious she wants to too. But im a pussy and have no experience
>>700504538
Easy. Practice on ugly fat needy chicks. Then, after you have finished your practice; tell them you will be back in a minute, and never come back. Then, bang! You have experience
OP bro, OP, bro i got you, I didn't like full on make out with a girl until i was 8 motherfucking teen, (also banged same girl like a week later)
Probs so long because I was terrified to kiss, because I had zero practice other than pecks.
I would have banged bitches sooner if I had confidence in ma kisses abilities.
Here is the way of the world ma man, Girls will never ever initiate an initial kiss. EVER, srs.
It's always you ALWAYS.
Kissing is skill that takes like 5 minutes tops to learn. Bitches WILL KNOW that it is your first time kissing a human being. No way around this, you will be shit as fuck.
My advice, get real drunk, find a drunk girl, kiss her for however long she'll put up with you, and then you good.
>>700503949
straight up just say "can I kiss you? Then put your lips on hers. It'll be awkward, but first times are always so. If she really likes you it'll be fine.
>>700504929
>>700505633
Thanks, yea i guess i have to get that first awkwardness out of my system but im still terrified every time i think of doing it
>>700504929
>>700504122
Dubs confirm
>>700504122
Dubs of truth
>>700503949
easy
>>700504538
Jesus... Just get her alone and go in for the kill. If she recoils and turns her head and pushes you away--- sorry bro. Next bitch in line.
If she gives you a little peck on the lips she probably just likes you as a friend: I.e. Someone who buys her shit that she doesn't have to let fuck her.
>>700503949
Idunno. I can't tell you everything about dating. But when you're ready to kiss, this is how to do:
0) Forget everything you've ever seen in a movie. Please, don't be that autistic in IRL.
1) Look in eye
2) Lean in close, slowly
3) YOLO, no going back now! TIME TO ALL IN
4) Connect lips to lips, slowly, calmly, the time to have second thoughts is over. You've made your decision.
5) Nothin' fancy at first, just make lip contact
6) Back up, look in eye again
7) If she wants more, she'll kiss you again
8) Begin to part your lips slightly. She'll part them as well. You sort of open and close your lips together, in rhythm. It's like... dancing I guess. With your lips.
9) If this continues you can see what her tongue tastes like. You don't have to stick it in her mouth, just y'know. See what it tastes like.
10) Trace the letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue. See if she gets it.
Idunno, other cute shit. Be creative. The most important thing is to be calm, and certain. As long as you're certain and stick to what you do, it'll be fine. None of this awkward "Oh, I wasn't really gonna' I just, something in your, herpdy derpdy NVM DESU~!" No. Just go in, own your decisions. If it later turns out that she wasn't interested, well shoot. Deal with it.
11) Dump her, and get a dolphin GF, because who the fuck needs all the angst and emotional bullshit female humans bring with a relationship?
>>700503949
Depends on the girl really.
>>700504122
This thread is now about kissable dicks.
OP can have his gey "how do i do a gurl?" thread back if he can roll dubs.
>>700507559
*boop*
>>700506689
mah nigga
>>700505633
For a first kiss this is okay
Or just be drunk and sharing a bed with a girl and then you'll both be looking to makeout
make sure u dont have a tongue tie
(im serious look it up)
Same way you kiss a guy.
>>700507559
>>700507635
>>700507888
>>700507559
nah, it's a loli bread nao
op can fuck off with that facebook cringe
>>700503949
kek
Gotta love impromptu loli threads
FUCK OFF WITH LOLIES
>>700503949
>I went thru this issue once.
>first stage kissing
A simple lip to lip kiss, make eye contact to initiate attention. If this made correctly you both will lean in until lips are met.
>stage two "open mouth"
This will happen while the lips are met, but do not do this on first kiss. Open mouth and press tough to the other persons tongue and go with the flow . Avoid getting your saliva in the other persons mouth (that's fucking gross). This intimacy will usually lead to intercourse if the mood and venue are right
>>700509032
never
>>700509032
no u
>>700503949
Don't crack up laughing because you can't comprehend why that drunk chick is kissing you.
>>700506689
MODS
>>700509127
jesus christ
>>700509466
>>700503949
practice on dog corpses found in the middle of the road in winter, first... since both is dangerous and cold bitches
>>700507221
Gayyyyyyyy
>>700507221
Skip straight to 11
>>700509738
>>700509784
filthy pedos
>>700509823
>>700509854
>>700509909
>>700509939
I don't know or remember. I haven't had a girlfriend since 2010 and they always came to me first and we just ended up kissing at some point.
>>700509966
>>700509991
who needs a gf when you have lolis?
you lick
>>700510001
fucking sauce me nigga
here's one of my personal favs
>>700510380
mine was bigger
>>700503949
get really rich so girls will notice you, spend shit tons of money on her, maybe get a kiss.
if you have enough money she might even touch your dick!
>>700503949
bro i got you,
took my 20 fucking years to figure this out
but essentially:
>maintain eye contact throughout
>talk to her about any boring shit/how you would with a friend (what you actually say isnt important)
>speak a little slower than you normally would (be careful with that one though, try not to sound like an autist)
>always have a slight smile on your face
>move your face slightly closer to hers (if she moves away then back the fuck up instantly)
>start to occasionally look down at her lips and then back up at her eyes
>if she reciprocates then 100% go for it
if she backs away after that then that is completely on her being a fucking bitch and leading you on.
maybe try again later but if she's not having it then fuck it, her loss
good luck /b/ro
>>700510532
u fucking idiot
>>700510446
yea
saved btw
>too much LSD
>>700510648
not really, women are motivated by greed. they'll only engage if you have something they think is worth it that they want from you.
bitches want that cash, and have been scamming dudes for it for years.
qualitiy thread OP
>>700511015
>>700511056
girona villa
running out of hq pictures
and too much western shit being posted now
I'm out
>>700511332
western shit is so much better then ugly hentai freaks
>>700511332
cya loli/b/ro
>>700511612
>>700511689
kkk loligangbang
>>700510547
Holy fuck, actually decent advice on /b/. Wherever you are, anon, I hope life brings good things your way.
>>700511780
>>700511780
You degenerate piece or subhuman subsaharan sandnigger dogshit, a waste of fucking oxygen and other resources for us, you're a life unworthy fucking animal, you're a fuckng accident that should not had happend, to be honest you should rather be a fucking vegetable that makes the oxygen for us, alright you useless fucking human garbage ape
>>700511902
kek, i'm white af, josé
>>700512007
My honest excuses then, white fellow
>>700503949
You stick your tongue in her mouth and don't be too autistic about it.
>>700513384
seems like everyone left
k den OP you can have you thread back
I'm out
