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Hey /b/ rate our shitty rolls, the roaches are rolled shotgun primer boxes.
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>>700499034
1/10 looks terrible
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Top notch
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Why do you ruin your joints ?. Those shits are gonna burn like trash..Fuck they are bad rolled. Not even the first time i rolled a school J was that fucking terrible. What the fuck is that shit ?.
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>>700499034
nice tampons OP
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>>700499034
0/10
> step the fuck up
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>>700499034
Never understood why some people roll straight joints. Use a smaller roach and cone it for fucks sake
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>>700499034
they are horrible.
show us your hands
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>>700499732
only + : you used a scissor to cut the "filters" but the material ....
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>>700499034
Awful. Just awful. 2, 3, 4 and 5 look ok, but just unroll the rest and smoke em out of a goddamn potato. And yeah other posters are right. The cone is better.
I give the whole lot a 4/14.
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>>700499034
>lose
>will not burn evenly
>will be harsher
>will fall apart

What i dont get is how you can roll 14 joints in a row and manage to make every single one of them shit

>they will smoke and you will get high tho, so have fun anyway
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>>700499034
looks like my first rolls tbh. practice.
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They look tight enough but the roaches are fucked. So much shit will come through smoking em. They will burn uneven with a roach that size. M-roach that shit up
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>>700499732
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>>700499034
Proper solo joint
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>>700499998
My first rolls were absolute shit, worse than this. I hard a hard time even making the paper into a fucking tube. Then one day, all of a sudden, my joints were perfect. I still remember the first one!
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>>700500148
>proper
topkek
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>>700499034
Cancerugly
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>>700500278
It's actually a good example of a pinner.
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Smokes good boys
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>>700500374
Good man
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Rate the roach
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>>700499034
The tips hurt my eyes...
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This was a Nice joint
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>>700500374
somehow i knew you have this type of hands and fingernails. no offense /bro
metal or gothic stuff?
anime yes or no?
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>>700499034
wtf is this? they are looking like tampons.
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>>700500753
You have to reduce your faping habits.
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>>700500374
Good for you if you're getting high, but if someone offered me that I'd decline and roll my own. Maybe i'd have a few tokes if I didn't have anything else
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>>700500791
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>>700500791
Literally none mate
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>>700500835
That is my fucking skin allergie lol
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>>700500854
you must be bullshitting but ok

you have a mac and iphone right?
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>>700500575
0/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNYFAzh8-A
Educate yourself
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>>700500989
PC and android my boy
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This was a pretty nice rolled joint, though it was not made by me
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>>700501151
10/10 would light
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>>700501061
show hands like that.
i studie people who build bad joints
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>>700500753
this one looks good
slim one
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>>700501362
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>>700501525
looks completly different now
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>>700499034
This is how you roll a joint Op
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>>700500969
>allergie

Français?
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This thread has caused so many anons to roll up.
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>>700501874
>endless papers
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>>700500575
Roaches / tips are basic stuff bro
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noob/10

you need a baseball bat shape friendo

don't worry in a few years youll be doing it with your eyes closed
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>>700501874
oboy the classic greengo crusher
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>>700502206
Not a crusher tho, its a small plastic plate a buddy of mine had to roll on. Its handy outside but any table would suffice
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>>700502011
?
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>>700499034
>the roaches are rolled shotgun primer boxes.

You didnt have to signal that you're American.

We already knew from the retarded spliffs you rolled.

maybe in another 10 years of being allowed to smoke pot you'll catch up to the rest of the world.
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>>700502373
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>>700502399
Wrong ssiee of the map gringo
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>>700502399
I'm from Straya aye
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>>700502503
The best tbh
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>>700500575
Putting tips in joints is for pussies.
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>>700502503
Handy, but be carefull when tearing it tho. As straight as possible
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>>700500111
your fingers are fucking stumps
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>>700499034
I use to roll like that you will get better with practice
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>>700503026
Id rather not get shit in my mouth tho.
Tips/roaches are the way to go. They also provide an always open inhale point and a place to grip the joint without squeezing it tight (although this shouldnt be a problem to any1 who isnt a monkey)
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>>700499034
CONE
O
N
E
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>>700501151
is that filled with ganja only?
i think i fell in love
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>>700499034
0/10 looks like some kind of tampoons
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looks like joints rolled by a nigger toddler
that's so bad

this is a joint
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>>700503295
If you know how to roll a joint you won't get shit in your mouth and you will always have proper air flow tip or not. And roach clips are a thing. Or you could save your roaches and roll them too. Idk to each his own I guess
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>>700499034
I'd give up now if I were you, they are fucking shite.
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>>700501151
Looks like the pre rolled you can buy in Amsterdam
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>>700503591
This is a joint
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>>700500575
>No W
kill your fucking self
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>>700503591
Why do everyones joints look like baseball bats? Why can't anyone roll a joint with a consistent thickness? I quit 8 years ago but I was pulling off cigarette consistent joints all day. And OP, protip. If you're gonna rip your joints, roll the joint first then roll up your tip and put it in the end of the already rolled joint and let it expand. It looks like you just rolled the paper around the tip and dropped loose weed in it.
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>>700503829
Tip* not rip
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>>700503829
I only roll my cigarettes like cigarettes. Why should I roll a joint like a cigarette?
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>>700503829
That's how we did roll them mate, we let it expand but we're just shit
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>>700499034
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>700503597
Ive been rolling for quite some time now, never without a roach. The times that i fucked up and the roach fell out and went like fuck it smoke it. Those time i had the the inhale point started to collapse on itself . Maybe I should place my lips further on the joint instead of the tip those times. Im not sure, i never smoke "american" as we call it here.
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>>700504116
How about rolling it the normal way if you use a tip. Not that weird expansion bullshit just roll the joint with tip at the same time
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>>700504116
Ah. Carry on. You'll get better.
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What the fuck is this thread?
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>>700503988
Consistency is much better than inconsistency. And it burns even throughout from start to finish.
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they are shit. learn to roll fag
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>>700503784
that sucks to me, full of air
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>>700504812
If you have an empty pocket of paper at the mouth end it will always collapse. That's what I meant by knowing how to roll. You need weed all the way to the end. And no. If you do it right you won't have "scooby snacks" as we used to call them years ago. The only real problem tho it wasn't common was a resin ball building up after about 75% of the joint was smoked. But we would just pull it out and carry on.
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I'm not good at this
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>>700505242
Alright i see, theres quite a few differences between our rolling styles and what you said does make sense yeah.
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>>700499034
christ what a massacre

if you offered me one of these, i would scrunch it up in a ball and toss it
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This is a joint
OP, your roaches are disgusting
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>>700501893
Yes. I'm allergic to skin.
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It's ok
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>>700505578
I haven't smoked in 8 years but this is the closest Google pic I could find of what mine typically looked like except mine were a bit thicker. Consistent thickness throughout. About as thick as a cigarette.
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>>700505773
Shit forgot pic
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This had a lot of weed and a lot of hash in it, was a good joint
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>>700505390

Not bad m8. Would smoke..OP tho...
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>>700505701
How many times do you get to smoke on something like that? If I had that by myself I could probably make it last either a whole week or over the course of a weekend
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>>700505921
See in America all the ones that look like this would be a spliff. Long papers and lots of weed. I think that's where I'm getting confused as this >>700505805
Is more what we would call a joint. And then there's blunts...
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Shoplifting gear,visit to learn more
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>>700505950
Oh, thanks mate
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>>700505805
>>700505773

Consistent thickness ay?

I'm all about that tapered life, I like a nice small roach.

Usually I like fairly slim joints without much weed in them so I just get a small buzz, but the joint in my pic >>700505578 is a bit fat because i'm going to have a mad wank and play vidya for a couple hours
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>>700505059
So does my joint? Who cares when you smoke it alone. Even when you don't.
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tfw no weed left
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>>700505469
>I would smoke it all in 2 hits like the poorfag i am
ftfy
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>>700506406
put some seeds in the ground dumb dumb
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>>700506631
wish i could

>>700506116
so you call them by their appearance
here tobacco/hash or tobacco/weed are called joint or spliff, weed-only js are called pure
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>>700499034
keep trying/10
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>>700505059
If you roll it right, a cone will burn just fine. You can generally get more in a cone and roll longer joints with a cone.

Plus with a cone, as you toke it resin builds up in the lower half of the joint, making it get gradually more potent as you smoke it. More so than if it was straight.
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>>700505970
not long
I smoked the last 4 years everyday 1-2 g
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>>700507033
learn from this guy here

thats why i only smoke cones
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>>700507033
except that the resin makes the end moist and it sags
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Auu, Im not the king of weed
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>>700501151
You just stuff those fuckers and twist it off..they smoke good af though.
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>>700507529
Not if you roll it well and have the right sized and type of roach. It only becomes tricky with much longer joints and even then it's manageable if you know what you're doing
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>>700507025
any opinions on this one,

used shitty papers
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>>700500838
Bullshit. You poor fucks wouldnt turn shit rolled in toilet papper down.
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>>700507536
American here. That's more like what I was talking about. Anyone here ever smoke tampon wrapper?
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>>700505701

wart on thumb, ew
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>>700500838
I'd offer to reroll it for him.
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>>700508053
Terrible generalisation. Not all stoners are broke sitting around all day trying to find a way to afford more weed. I'm 22, work full time and am earning well above what most people my age are. If i don't have weed it's because I'm on a break, not because I can't afford it.
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>>700508323
not my hand
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>>700508279
W00t
No
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>>700508512
Your cancer is showing
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>>700499034
Tampax?
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>>700500111
>uno
retardfag detected
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>>700508664
ooooh scathing
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>>700499034
I hope those tanpons you call "joints" make you stoned enough to jump out of the fucking window. 1/10 Youre a disgrace to all potheads
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Choad bowl master race
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If you're like me and can't roll a joint just get a bong before you embarrass yourself.
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>>700500374
I bet it ducking doesn't
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>>700499034
still need to learn / 10
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>>700501151
>>700501874
thats the way a joint has to look like. not those fucking treestumps, please people. if u do drugs, do it right.
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>>700499729
>Use a smaller roach
Wtf roach is left over joint, i think you are referring to the tip. noob
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>>700499873
Tippie you fucking americans are retarded
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>>700499034
has anyone else ever tried a glass "joint"? i bought one recently for $15 and it works perfectly.
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>>700507025
Thanks pretty fucking nice
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>>700510504

I think you are referring to the crutch. noob
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>>700510504
This
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>>700502037
roach isnt a tip
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>>700503829
Slide in the tip AFTER you roll it
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Why roll when you can just put it in a bowl and inhale?

I do like the sensation of smoking joints though.
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>>700510962
what vape is that? i am ordering a volcano soon.
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>>700510643
Crutch! Other American with straight joints here. That's what we called it. We just never did it after it became to much trouble when you can just roll a good joint and not have to worry about it
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>>700511057
Arizer Extreme Q
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>>700510504
Slang differs depending on where you come from.
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>>700505921
Nice dent in the middle there clamps.
I used to smoke 7 or 8 of these a day , now i just vape a gram a day.
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>>700500278
it looks pretty ok imo
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>>700506116
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>>700507536
Is that baking paper , why the fuck not go for edibles then?
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>>700500575
brrr enjoy that silencer.
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>>700501151

/10
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>>700510643
Crutch , wtf you fucks are stupid, as explained above a tippie is a filter , it is actually harder to roll a tip in properly.
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>>700511162
Roach is a roach , it only becomes a tip when dumb asses dont know what they are speaking about.
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>>700511975
wtf you fucks are stupid, as explained above at >>700511162 it can be called anything based on your location. is it actually harder for you to be more of a faggot?
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>>700512496
Stop calling it a crutch , it is a tip
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>>700512655
stop calling it a tip. it can be called a crutch.
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>>700512074
>>700512655
It's slang, there's no one set definition or word. In most of the UK, the filter is called a roach. When you buy a book of filter card, you ask the guy at the headshop for a roachbook. In the US, roach is the end of the joint.
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>>700501874
I like your shoes, what are they?
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>>700512695
Its not a crutch if it is actually harder to roll it in is it , that is just stupid.
It is called a tip.

>stoner fuck cant roll
>other stoner fuck says forget the tip it is just a crutch
>both stoner fucks laugh
>call a tip crutch
>both died from aids because not using a tip is america style and retarded
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>>700499998
Holy shit almost quints
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>>700512993
No , a roach is the last bit of the joint, see how you just proved you are a dumbfuck
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Got a group with friends, we take photos on joints and plan to have 420, 150 in month and a half already
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>>700513266
Are you afraid to show the tear line?
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>>700501874
kanker nederlander die je bent
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>>700513188
No it isn't
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>>700513101
>Its not a crutch if it is actually harder to roll it in is it

it isn't called a crutch because it is suppose to be easier to roll. it is to help keep the end of the joint from sagging and getting soft. a crutch is not needed if you are rolling a cone but for straight joints it is necessary
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>>700513397
yes it is , when you smoke a joint the last remainder is a roach.

It doesnt refers to the tip as you can have a roach rolling american style with out tip.

Leave it up to the english to fuck up the english language
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>>700513567
lel never new this particular slang, not being an english mothertongue, I've always supposed they were called filters
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>>700513377
No, but I don't even know which of us rolled that one, there's one that makes horrible joints
pic related
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>not just using a bong
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>>700513714
That shit has so much tobbaco in it, kys
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>>700513266
Moar
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>>700513524
Same fuck as the youtube vid , look there are a lot of people with opinions in this world, most people are just stupid as fuck and most of their opinions are wrong.

ONES MORE ROLLING WITH A TIP IS HARDER EVEN WITH :STRAIGHT JOINTS.

Wtf does it even matters what the shape of the joint is , you can role or you cant.

American style pinches the paper on the sucking end and roll it like a toffee, why not roll it like a sig sigs are rolled with out tips.

Why would you need a tip to rol straight , it simple means you cant roll for shit.
Calling the filter a crutch means you are fucking retarded rolling toffees
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>>700513949
I don't know what it's called in your country, we call it polen here, it's not weed
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>>700513708
A tip is a filter , but not a roach, or like the other faggot called it "crutch"
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>>700513714
Why the fuck are you rolling before hand? how does it takes you to rol a joint ? cant you roil one under a minute ?
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>>700513986
>why not roll it like a sig sigs are rolled with out tips.

sowwy, did i get you mad? there are a lot of spelling mistakes in your post almost like you where rage typing. cigarettes have a filter which acts the same as a crutch with the added benefit of filtering stuff out
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>>700514224
I guess that's directed to OP
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>>700513714
is this a cigarette filter?
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>>700514401
kek just noticed that.

>>700513714
good job filtering out that nasty THC.
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>>700514401
>>700514511
Read
>>700514054
That's how you roll it, you take the filter out, reduce it and put it back in, or take it completly out and make a roach
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>>700514230
There is one comma missing, you just had to point that out considering you have zero argumentation left .

Im not speaking about Marlboro you idiot , you dont roll Marlboro`s.

never hear of roiling tobacco have you kid.

Either way its a tip , you dont need it to roll straight so it is only a crutch to retards who cant roll and a roach is the last bit of the joint.
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>>700513986
>Why would you need a tip to rol straight , it simple means you cant roll for shit.

how does using a crutch mean someone can't roll? if you know you are adding a crutch you roll it normally except you leave some room to slide in the crutch after you roll the joint.
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>>700514683
It is a tip , you dont make roaches you smoke your joint and it becomes one
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>>700514766
You do understand what the word crutch means right?
>doesnt knows what the word crutch means
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>>700514863
Been reading the discussion about it and im confused
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They...Look really loose.

Always makes toking the damn thing painful if you make the roach to big and the joint too wide in circumference.
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>>700514766
Stoners are fucking stupid
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>>700514986
....I smoke bud and I don't know what "Crutch" means.

Is this the part were you learn that people smoke weed all over the world. and some people might not use the terminology you do?
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>>700499034
C- for effort. Smokeable but there's a lot of room for improvement.
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>>700499034
0/10 could make better filters out of normal paper
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>>700515136
It's the cardboard piexe aparently
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>>700514687
there is more than just one comma missing in your post.

yes some people who roll their own tobbaco choose to use no filter, others choose to use one. and no you don't NEED a crutch to roll a straight joint. but if you don't use one then you will be left with the roach that is too small to finish therefore wasting weed unless you put it in a pipe or something.
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>>700515136
Forget that word it was a stupid toffee roling faggot who used that word.
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>>700513567
Like I said, it's slang, slang words have different meanings depending on your location. Just google joint roach and you'll see plenty of examples of people referring to the tip as a roach.

Of course if you wanna say everybody that calls it that is wrong and you're right despite all of this, go right agead. Just dont expect anyone to give a fuck.
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>>700514986
a crutch isn't used to make rolling simpler. it is used to add space to the end so you can smoke all of the weed withought burning your fingers.
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>>700515136
If they call smoking weed having gay sex, would you go up to a friend and say lets have gay sex?
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you guys ruin b, stoners are like cancer, kill yourselves pls
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>>700515205
Oohh roach.
Right.
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>>700505191
this
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>>700515212
At least you understand what a roach is
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>>700515346
No, because nobody uses "Gay sex" as stoner terminology since that would be weird as fuck.

Any more redundant hypotheticals?
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>>700515386
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, its a tip
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>>700515444
Just as no one uses "crutch" other then noobs who cant roll
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>>700515420
>420

I agree that some people could use a tip/filter/crutch to help them roll. but me and my friends only use it so we can smoke all of the weed and not have to tear open the roach and pack it in another joint or bowl.
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>>700500148
nice pen anon
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>>700501874
This is how you roll a joint
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>>700515610
Why call it a crutch when it is harder to roll with a tip?
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>>700499034
rate my shitty rolls
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>>700515465
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_(cannabis)

>"The end or butt of a mostly smoked joint is referred to as a "roach" in U.S. slang.[13] Small metal clips to facilitate the smoking of a "roach" are called "roach clips".[14]In the UK the term roach is commonly used to describe the cardboard mouthpiece mentioned earlier."
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>>700515765
because it acts like a crutch does. a medical crutch supports the weight of an injured person. a joint crutch supports the weight of the joint.
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>>700515913
Ive been growing this bad boi out back for maybe a month now. Its ganna smoke better than the shit u kidz smokin
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everyone in this thread should seek help
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>>700499034

they look like tampons.
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>>700516597
everyone on 4chan should seek help
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>>700499034
op is underage obviously.

i remember the first joints i rolled, looked exactly like that, and where the ones that got me the most stoned. and then i got acquainted.

but in all honesty op is dolphinately less than 18.
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firsttimerollingajoint/10
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>>700516597
They are all edge lord fgts of the pot head community.
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>>700516776
>dolphinately
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>>700516280
But it doesnt holds any weight
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>>700510567
had one for a while untill some one jacked it. wasnt bad
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>>700510962
This guy is on my level
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>>700516493
fucking snails
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>>700516597
I did ,spoke to like 25 people , made them all depressed
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>>700513524
not if you actually know how to roll, it isn't
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Rolling anything less than 6" isn't even worth it.
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>>700516924
it sort of does. it you where to roll a long joint without a tip/crutch and hold it at the very end then it will bend some. whereas the same length joint with a crutch/tip will not bend as much.
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>>700516968
you have nice stuff what are you doing on 4chan ....
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>>700517384
ok, have fun burning your fingers trying to smoke a roach.
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R8 my negros
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>>700517384
It is harder to rol because now you have to account for the tip, skill of rolling doesn't matters.
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>>700510567
I've got one but i've only used it like twice, mostly just bought it as i though it was interesting. When home i usually smoke a bong. When im out i either bring actual joints (nice to have something thats discarded when finished) or my nicer chillum

>>700510962
>>700516968
i have this vaporizer and it never gets used anymore. I also have the haze which i rarely use. Vaping just doesn't get you as high as smoking a joint or a bong.
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>>700517516
Bending joints , look when you say this and you still dont understand your a noob i really cant help you bro ,stupid cant be cured.
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>>700517960
look at your shit tier vaporizer.
I bet is has garbage flowrate
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i've taken to just heating up hash and olive oil in a spoon then mixing it with some water

don't know if i'm getting the most out of it, but it keeps me buzzed all day. can't smoke cause of chest infection

are there any even lazier ways?
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>>700518169
The haze has pretty good reviews and is actually pretty good if you use wax instead of flower. The Arizer Extreme Q is just not that great. I've considered getting a nice volcano but doubt its much better.
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>>700518260
eat hash drink coco milk
Dump hash in coconut oil leave for 2 weeks and use it
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>>700518030
If your joint doesn't bend you obviously aren't rolling enough.
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>>700517960
>>700517630
I also have this. I'm firing it up right now actually
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>>700499034
get yourself some better tip paper and/or rolling paper, other than that not too shabby, looks smokeable
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>>700518410
See >>700511197
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>>700513397
It is. This is a roach. With good clips you can smoke it till it doesn't exist anymore or you can savem up and have a hellacious roach joint.
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>>700500753
I don't care if it's lotion, dead skin or semen
WASH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS
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>>700518691
Forgot pic again
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>>700518469
Stop trying to be smart kid, i rolled 40 cm tulips and those didnt rely on a tip to hold the weight.

>shows a picture of a dumb nigger
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>>700518469
This joint is bending at the tip
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>>700518691
see
>>700515256
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>>700518754
Look at the nigger aids, why not use a tip anon your shit is all wet.
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>>700518935
It sure is. and without the tip it would be bending even more.
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>>700519080
Then why isnt this bending you noob? http://i0.wp.com/stuffstonerslike.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Dutch-Tulip-Joint.jpg
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>>700519080
Roll tight ,whats the problem scrub.
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>>700519080
That joint is only bending at the tip tho, with out the tip there wouldn't be any bend.
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>>700519380
Even if you roll it tight after you are about half way through it will start sagging.

>>700519333
not clicking that. why not just upload the picture faggot.
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>>700519080
Dont crinkle your paper so much.
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>>700519527
No it wont, if you are not a shitty roller.

Why dont you get this point you call a tip a crutch because you are a shit roller in the first place.

Who ever thought you learned from someone who learned from someone who revered as a tip as a crutch.

Your whole developmental line is fucking amateurish guy.
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>>700500148
All good except paper width. We don't smoke to smoke paper, now do we?

But yeah, racehorse is fine.
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>>700519903
that joint in your pic isn't sagging yet because it doesn't have alot of resin yet.
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>>700500753
No. Looks like shit, really.
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>>700520061
and also that is a straight joint, not a cone.
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>>700520061
Do you have x ray vision so you can see if there is kief in that joint?

Dont crinkle the paper roll tight and your joint will never bend.
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>>700501151
Nice orangutang hands, monkeyboi. Didya bleach much afore toasting on quadchins? Shave too. Damn, you gon done more bout yerself to appear on the chan than I ever did for no girl.
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>>700520431
>Do you have x ray vision so you can see if there is kief in that joint?

wtf are you on about. i said resin, not kief.
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>>700520167
A cone has better structural properties than a cylinder.
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>>700519043
Cause it's a buncha extra bullshit to worry about when I can take a paper and some weed, twist it up, and smoke it till there is no more to smoke and I don't need to track down tip material or even worry about it because I know how to roll an actual joint without having to complicate things
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>>700520598
>and smoke it till there is no more to smoke

you mean smoke it until your fingers start to burn?
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>>700520500
lol, you are a idiot.
its pretty much the same thing
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>>700519527
This is the pic he linked. Don't know why he didn't just save it and post here like I did
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>>700520598
Point and case, rolling with tip is harder , dont call it a crutch.
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>>700520683
That's what clips are for. Weed all the way to the mouth end and you can smoke it till it doesn't exist anymore
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>>700520733
This is so retarded, I just can't see that burning evenly at all
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>>700520693
>its pretty much the same thing

no, resin is the sticky gooey residue from smoking weed. pollen/kief is trichomes sifted from weed. resin = what you clean out of your bong, kief = the powder from grinding weed.
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>>700520824
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>>700520733
Cause people who dont know how to roll non bending joints are not worth my time
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>>700520693

lol lrn 2 drugs
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>>700520733
thx. that looks absolutely terrible to smoke.
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>>700520868
Top kek
>doesn't knows what a tulip is.
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>>700520845
Crutch isn't necessarily harder. Leave some space in one end and insert rolled up cig pack cardboard and let it expand to fill the hole. It's just extra bullshit that I did about twice before I was like well fuck this.
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>>700520733
what gave you the idea of making such a retarded joint?
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>>700520903
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>>700521022
Sorry I don't smoke retarded gimmicks. Just roll a blunt or joint you loser
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>>700520896
Who thge fuck stuffs the resin from smoking back in to joints.
Im sorry i thought you were not a poorfag and revered to actual resin instead of poor fag 2e hand tars "and shit.

Another nail for the coffin of you being a noob who doesnt knows what he is doing

>puts smoked tars back in to joints.
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>>700521226
>Who thge fuck stuffs the resin from smoking back in to joints.

no one. but when you smoke a joint resin builds on towards the tip. which is why it gets dark and sometimes starts to sag.

are you high or just very stupid?
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>>700510952
Naw, that's sloppy and lazy. It's always better to roll with the filter so it doesn't slide out during the smoke sesh
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>>700520896
Resin is not residue.
Residue is residue of resin.

http://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/pipe-resin-is-tar.203844/

Stop thinking you know your shit , you dont know shit

Another misconception that americans have.
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>>700521622
>Another misconception that americans have.

OMG we call things by different names so one of us must be wrong.
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>>700521077
>extra bullshit that I did about twice before
You quit
It is more work
it is harder
It is not a crutch if it makes something harder.
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>>700521127
A tulip is a joint noob, it is what you start to roll when you made 3 gazillion joints
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>>700521127
Smokes blunts whilst being unaware that you are not supposed to inhale cigars.

>another nail
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>>700522117
>thinking cigars and blunt wraps are the same thing

>another nail
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>>700511437
You're what kind of idiot?
Its rolling paper, but unbleached, you moron
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>>700522069
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>>700520445
Your autism is showing
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>>700521352
so the whole claim was there is no extra resin in that joint is bullshit as there is the normal around of marijuana in that joint.

Look kid your unwillingness to accept the fact that you can roll 30 cm joints with out them bending simply indicates the lack of understanding you have of this world, mkay.
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>>700517280
would suck a dick for that delicious bowl
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>>700521711
You didnt read the link, residue is not resin.

This is the misconception that you have.
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>>700521711
If you call the moon the sun you are fucking wrong.
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>>700522375
>so the whole claim was there is no extra resin in that joint is bullshit as there is the normal around of marijuana in that joint.
>no extra resin

wtf are you talking about extra resin? no matter how much weed is in a joint there is going to be resin. if there is more weed there will be more resin.
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>>700518563
you're firing your cat?
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>>700522187
Blunt are cigars >>700511269
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>>700522731
no, a blunt is a hollowed out cigar filled with weed. a cigar is tobacco rolled in tobacco leaves.
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>>700505805
This is how you roll a joint. I don't know what the fuck it is with tapered ends, twisted paper bits and adding filters to a fucking joint but it is just silliness. Then again I haven't smoked in years. Is that a Euro thing or what?
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>>700522600
See

>>700520061

Were does this extra weight comes from? as you smoke the joint becomes lighter and shorter and is less stressed structurally.

These 30 cm joints stay unbend truout the whole smoke , what is there so hard to understand about the fact that you cant roll for shit and dutch poeple can.
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>>700522902
So a blunt is a cigar
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>>700523196
there is no "extra weight" the resin from smoking makes the paper more moist therefore it is more likely to sag
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>>700522970
Yes you american fag , the top twisted is just to close it off.
Now we dont use cigarette paper but king sized papers and a tip so you dont burn your lips and it is a good filter that prevents people from slobbering on the joint.
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>>700510029
this is a joke right?, if not cringed so hard
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>>700523560
Moist , what kinda weed are you smoking ? it supposed to be dried before you smoke it.

Either way my 30 cm joints dont bend ever
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>>700523738
holy shit you are stupid. the weed isn't moist. the RESIN is moist.
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