Listen up faggots. God here. I'm fucking sick of humans,
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Listen up faggots. God here. I'm fucking sick of humans, so I'm going to create a mass extinction in a few hours.
/b/ has always been chill so if the last 3 digits of your post end in 001 - 721 you can continue living as the corresponding pokemon. 722-999 you're fucked. 000 and you will replace me as god
Fuck you faggot.
Okay
>>700474062
Poliwrath, not bad
Wtf is this shit.
Cool
>>700474213
Fucking Shuckle.
time to kill my S. Elf
>>700474321
lol wailord
Roll'n
>>700473939
Take Mercy on Me.
>>700473939
> god
> /b/
>underagefaggotgetthefuckingmodsrightfuckingnowforfucksake
Lets go!
rolllllll
>>700473939
Machamp pls
Ticket please
>>700473939
Roll
roll
>>700474725
DEAD
As long as I'm not a fucking Pikachu I could give two shits
Roll
>>700474860
Ah shit I guess that sucks too
>>700474672
Skiddo the retarded deer
Lets see mai pokeyman
>>700474991
Fucking hell....
>>700473939
Bulkshit
>>700473939
roll
>>700473939
ALRIGHT GIMME GIMME
>>700473939
At least wait for S/M you idiot
>>700475146
HELL YES I'M A LEGENDARY BIRD
>>700473939
Come at me.
Cool
I dont wanna live
>>700473939
Thank you lord icydicks
Nigger faggot, kill yourself
>>700475253
Oh shit im Grovyle, never mind I love myself
>>700473939
pls senpai
k
Rewl
>>700475348
Lets see if we can upgrade tho bois
>>700473939
jim-e-o roll
>>700475531
Last shot of something great
Pika Pika Faggot
Roll for 302
K
Roll
>>700473939
sweet, roll
>>700475590
fucking hell
Election roll
>>700473939
re-roll
K
Ok
>>700475783
Congrats, you're a dick in the afterlife
The roll
Check em
roll
Pokémon sucks get a life fag
>>700473939
Check em
>>700473939
roll for sweet death
what could possible go wrong
>>700473939
Roll
PEACE BE WITH YOU
>>700473939
Shuckle get
el roll
>>700476009
ayy blastoise
God Is A Faggot
>>700473939
As long as I don't get a shitty one
roll
I'm rolling baby
>>700473939
>>700476145
Oh hell yeah bird jesus
>>700473939
god if ur listening thank you for this amazing luck i have.
>>700473939
aaaaii
>>700473939
gggggggg
Nil trips let's narrow this extinction to niggers autists and gays
>>700476260
>>700473939
I don't need three digits to replace a "god" like you.
(In fact all I really would need to remove your influence is either something actually random like the 4chan space program or copious amounts of shitposting)
>>700476265
FUCKING WURMPLE aRE YOU KIDDING ME
>>700475146
moltres
who else in legend club
i know one of you is regigigas
alright
rollin
Shit dick annihilated
>>700476340
wishcash tho
>>700473939
What happens if we get 493, aka the number for Arceus?
Dis gon b gud
Cmon Gardevoir !
rollingg
Roll roll roll
>>700476340
would literally kill self if I was a Whiscash.
We shall see about that.
Rollin
I choose you!
rollio
Shit im rollin
>>700473939
Roll
>>700476395
I'm zapdos baby
>>700473939
wot
Welp.
Roll
Prayinn for Volcarona
>>700476597
guess I'm this guy
>>700476720
I guess I barely live
Godhood here I come
>>700476653
Fennekin best waifu
>>700476719
nice
anyone here articuno
bird clan
Never gonna die!
>>700476340 >>700476584
This "god" would hypothetically condemn me to being garbage. How silly.
Lets see what we have.
Does anyone ever accidentally suck a dick?
rolling
rollin'
>>700476999
woah u ded
>>700476999
of course
>>700473939
roll
Hoping for a legendary
>>700476052
Meowth! Hell yeah! Now I can evolve into a...
Persian...
>>700474062
okay
>>700476999
I am a pokesmonster now.
As long as I can still drin
>>700473939
pikachu
Roll lets see
>>700477003
Not so bad i guess
Kill me plz god
>>700477144
We da birds
rollan
this town aint big enough for 2 zapdos
>>700477145
I am MSzapDOS
K
>>700473939
roll
>>700473939
>722-999 you're fucked
Perhaps you want to rethink this because all we have to do to NOT be fucked is wait every time we get to 722-999 until we reach 000. /b/ posts are not random. They go in numerical order.
I'm down.
OH YES THE BIRD CLAN HAS FORMED
>>700473939
Sorry to ruin your game faggots
Anime Arceus:
>Created the universe/Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf.
>Was nearly killed by a meteor.
>Was hurt by a large number of mundane Pokemon.
Result: Not that strong.
Game Arceus:
>Created the universe/Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf.
>Is defeatable in-game by mundane Pokemon.
Result: Nigh-omnipotent.
>>700477341
i'm ok with this
>>700477241
What is Venasaur doing?
Lord save me
>>700473939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g
im posting the nutshack theme and i dont need a reaseon
>>700473939
dtdttddttdtdaaaah
>>700477347
roll for lapras
Please let me live
ayy Rollin
I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>700477564
I mean just who the fuck is stupid enough to post in this time frame? inb4 me
721
roll
Rollin /b/
>>700477709
rollin
I hope I'm a milk tank so I can constantly play with my titties
>>700473939
get
Waifu roll get
Oh
>>700473939
Lopunny get.
Rollin rollin rollin rolli
Big bog
( _ )
Hey
butt
beand
roll
Roll
Roll
Roller
Let me live God
Fucking posting now is suicide.... Fuck you I AM INVINCIBLE
Am for sure fukt
>>700473939
Save me
fuck you god, i dont belief in you
Rolland
>>700478125
Fuck yeah cunt
>>700473939
rolling, man what would ivan karamazov think of this
>>700478111
Trips and I have a cool fuck you horn.
rollin
Roll
>>700477705
No, I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
That's my post-mortem punishment, isn't it?
Roll
Rolling
>>700473939
Timestamp
Doing woll-woll easy !
fuckin roll
>>700473939
Dear AR KEY US, grant me a good life.
K
>>700473939
Rollllllll
>>700478306
I'm fucking arrgron sick
>>700473939
cool, i guess
>>700473939
nomekop
>>700473939
lets get rolling
rolling
Pls be snorlax
>>700478427
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>700478585
im a fuckin deerling
rollin down the street
Roll
>>700473939
Řôļĺ
>>700478726
Get fucked
>>700478726
reroll please god
>>700478610
yay! axew
R
>>700477298
I was first bitch
I'm the new God everyone dies
>>700478610
yay! axew. woo hoo
>>700473939
Roll
>>700473939
Eh, whatever.
>>700479014
Good luck out dere
>>700473939
Dunno
>>700473939
Man fuck Kakuna I'm rerolling
>>700473939
rell
>>700479175
togepi
asfafgawsgagdfafdga
>>700473939
Roll
Gg
reroll
Roll
>>700473939
I'm down for this.
Roll
Rerollin
Pls something interesting
>>700473939
Rolleroonie
>>700479551
sandile reroll
RIP
r00111
>>700479553
I am fucking krookodile
Leggo
Alright, fuck you nigger
>>700479580
Brb suicide
>>700473939
Roll
4000111
rollin for charizard
roll
>>700473939
rill
SAVE US
>>700473939
I am your god now.
Come on, don't give me a gay ass pokemon, Arceus.
>>700479925
>25
FUCKING PIKACHUUUUUUUU
>>700479621
1 more roll
fug xD
Going for god baby
roll
Rollerino for goderino
rollin
>>700473939
I dont even
Gonna live aswell
Here we go
no
woo
Please Growlithe
>>700478400
>>700478164
>>700480754
Dammit I'm dead
rolling for renamon
Come on mew
>>700480809
... Well shit
>>700480929
Fuck
weedel please
Sweet
>>700473939
Doesn't matter. You're a sissy faggot now.
Gooooo
>>700473939
hey dad its me um im tyler i think i would be your son
Please no bidoof
Cool bananas.
Taint
>>700473939
Alrighty then desu christo
rolling for ghost type to sneak up on grillz xD
K
Ok
I WILL BE GOD
Pigfarts rumbleroar
Roll
Roll
>>700473939
.roll.
>>700473939
okay
>>700481463
So now im a Lickilicky, cool.
f
reroll me good plz
Roll
>>700481707
fucking keys fuck off
Oh, fuck me.
Rollin
>>700473939
top kek
>>700481635
Hydreigon fuck yeah, never heard of it but it looks badass.
>Rolling
Ok
Frig
Fag
>>700473939
Dont fuck me over
Shit arceus my nigga thanks fam
gen 1 roll
>>700473939
wanna be god
Rolling
Rollin
>>700473939
rolling motherfucker
Rolel
rolling
Pls feraligatr
Rolling for Snorlax
But what if I roll 493?
Roll
Typhlosion get
Gib good pogemon :DDD
Fuck it
>>700482372
That wont happen
Rolling
Rollin
Arceus is a faggot
>>700482464
FeelsGoodMan
>>700482350
Well, the pokémon secreting soma isn't bad either.
Rol
Roll
Arceus roll
Rolling
>>700483122
Reroll i don't want to be a pedo
Rollin
rolling for geodude
fuck off albino pokenigger
>>700483410
shieldon nb
>>700483398
Fuck yeah staraptor
