poorly describe a video game, and try to guess it
>dragons
>fuck ton of dragons
>one is an edgelord
>kill edgelord in heaven with strangers
>edgelord is kill
>>700470333
Skyrim
>move boxes
>???
>profit
>>700470408
correct
>>700470333
Oh hey, look who got trips
>Wake up
>Shoot shit
>Try to find son
>choices
>End game but not actually the end.
>>700470461
Yeah!
>>700470439
I'm not gonna wait around while you kids try to guess.
Boxxle.
>>700470731
Fallout 4?
>>700470731
Fallout 4? You're throwing me off with the choices, cause not really many of them
>>700471052
Bingo
>>700470333
too good of a a script m8, try less
>Have child friend
>Abducted
>Run and dodge
>Run
>Kill child
>ran with gang years ago
>have family
>they get taken
>have to kill your old gang
>back to normal
>betrayed
>>700471093
Correct, I was being ironic.
>>700471478
Red Dead
>>700471478
Red dead?
>>700471610
Yep
>bias
>boats soon
>>700470439
Portal?
>Glass Balls
>ball
>both attempt to score
>Crates on wheels
>>700471859
super spike v'ball (nes)
>>700471892
Harvest Moon
>Crash on shitty planet
>Build shitty houses
>savages raid
>ayy lmaos
>Leave the shithole
>lighthouse
>man
>city
>virus
>part of group to go help
>have to take out all the factions
>think you have good gear
>turns out you don't
>>700471698
Warthunder :/
>>700472133
Shitvision
>>700472001
I was thinking more of Uncharted 4.
>>700471859
What are two cancer patients hitting on their nurse? I'll take Video Games for six hundred Alex.
>>700472094
Civ Beyond Earth
>Go to Europe
>Fight monsters
>Do herb
>Save damsel
>autism
>>700472133
division
>>700472114
>man
>city
FIFA 16
>>700472133
The Division
>>700472194
Correct
>>700470333
>in desert
>get shot
>>700470333
>Go to drop off mom
>Join terrorist group
>Do shit for everybody
>waddle around
>Meet kids
>Sell them
>repeat
>>700472349
Minecraft
>>700472296
Resident Evil 4
>>700472094
factorio?
>>700472114
Bioshock
>>700472349
five nights at freddys?
>>700472424
Club Penguin
>>700472424
KONY 2012
>>700472473
>factorio
Nope
>Space engineer
>Whereiseverybody.jpeg
>Tfw no gf
>Destroy artifact
>Tfw still no gf
>You are a prince
>All your family is killed
>You and your friends destroy an entire empire and kill a god
>>700472442
Yessir
>game
>>700470333
>Go to repair ship
>Virus and undead
>run errands
>break rock
>chores
>Midgets die
>banned in shit countries
>>700472775
No Man's Sky
>man
>other man sits across first man
>talks shit
>gets beat
>game ends when one of the man DIES
>>700472257
Ryan?
>>700472775
didnt play either of these but doom(not new one) or dead space
>Shoot things
>Complain online about shooting things
>Open wallet
>Shoot same things
>Complain online about paying money for shooting things
>Continue shooting things
>Be disappointed every Friday
>>700470333
>You and cousin talk to old dude in village
>old man says dont go to island and fuck with shit
>Go to island and fuck with shit
>Cousin gets turned into rat
>spend whole game collectiong shit to turn ratcousin back into human
>beat game, dont turn cousin back into human
Probably not that hard tbh
> Russian bias
>>700472614
Dead Space
>>700472614
Dead Space?
>>700472775
Also Dead Space
>>700470439
meincraft
>>700472614
No Man's Sky
>>700472415
New Vegas
>>700472961
I'll give you a hint...yeah its Dead Space
>>700472981
jak and daxter
>>700470439
Metal Gear Solid
>>700472282
underrated
>>700473021
Warthunder :/
>>700473042
Correctomundo
>>700472981
Pokemon go
>>700472614
Deadspace?
>>700472420
Far Cry 4
>>700472627
Far Cry 4?
>>700472114
alan wake
>>700472965
Destiny kek
>>700472965
Destiny?
>fuck the rebels
>Shields down time for this sick beam weapon
>>700472094
Rimworld?
>>700472094
Rimjobworld
>sun
>painting
>titts
>disabled waifus
>>700473475
God damn this was harder than I thought to write
>>700473571
your girlfriend
>hanging with blue haired friend
>fat man and qt3.14 gets ass beat by tiny white haired animal
>time travel
>>700473552
dark souls
>>700473666
no satan
>>700473628
I wish
>>700473425
>>700473461
Ding ding ding.
Day 1, weekly completionist, every raid, every nightfall, everything, for 2 years. No legacy consoles? Quit cold turkey, clean for 3 months.
In all honestly, I miss it, but my life has improved 100000% since.
>>700473263
Ya
>in the wild
>everyone is a cunt
>build towers
>>700473644
I dunno. Chrono Trigger.
Back to the Future.
>the new guy
>make friends
>shoot yourself
>>700470333
>Bad thing happens
>Frozen for years
>Try to find son
>Meet people and shoot shit
>Son is older then you now
>Son dies
>>700473644
Jak and daxter 2?
>>700473175
winner
maybe this will be a little harder
>Be mech
>Build shit, kill guys, beat lvl. repeat
>all of game is repetitive and easy
>last mission is literally impossible
>>700473644
Life is Cringe?
>inmate
>death row
>demons or some shit
>be good or bad
>>700473845
Fallout 4 again obv
>>700473845
fallout 4
>>700473425
>>700473461
people still play this piece of garbage? You must be poor as shit to not have any other games
>>700473413
How that could be Far Cry 4
>Boats
>THE SUN, THE SUN THE S.....
>>700473812
Rust?
>>700473475
Ftl
>pick up things
>go to space
>sell those things
>repeat ad nauseum
>>700472840
Maybe Manhunt 2
>>700474043
Sunless sea
>>700473906
Condemned?
>get betrayed
>nuke in space
>ghandi
>war
>just one more turn
>>700473906
Oblivion? Im not too confident in that answer but fuck it
>hype
>60$ in steam
>Shit
>>700474162
NMS
>>700474166
Well done lad.
>>700473845
omg shut up with fallout 4 summerfags
Heres one for the oldfags...
>Be special forces
>In Mexico
>Have nuke
>Must silence restless god
>>700474219
nope
>>700474230
No mans scam.
> Naked and afraid
> MEMES
>>700473860
>>700473815
>>700473895
>go around different time periods to get back animals that escaped
>amusement park level
>>700474248
nyess
>>700474218
Civ Rev
>>700474230
Obviously No Mans Sky
>>700474218
civ 5
>>700474317
Rust
>gf dies
>tfw no gf
>kill a few things for evil god dude
>revive gf
>tfw gf is my mum now
>bunch of edgelords have cool powers and shit
>power takes over each other
>civil war pt2
>edgelords get more edgy and run away from each other
>group up again to push a car
>>700474305
Yup
>>700474401
Shadow of the colossus... maybe?
>>700474390
Nope.
>>700473906
suffering
>>700474466
Yup
>>700474320
One of the Animal Crossing games, not sure which
>>700474048
Yeah
>nigger simulator
>redneck simulator
>douchbag simulator
>sequel to slav simulator
>>700474482
yes
>>700473812
Rust.
>dogger
>train and win
>better dogger
>>700473834
Hint:
>extra hour
>robot waifu
>>700474415
Team fortress?
>president
>simulation
>>700471410
Last of us?
should be an easy one
>blue haired little nazi
>run around collection gold rings from jews
>Whole game
>>700474615
Saints Row 4
>>700474569
Nintendogs
>>700474317
Hints:
> surprising fast fat guy
> naked somersaults.
>>700474641
sanic
>>700474615
mgs2
>>700474513
lol gtav
>>700474641
knuckles
>>700474415
Overwatch.
>vast alien empires comprised of penis monsters
>trade with penis monsters
>bomb penis monsters
>give trees to penis monsters
>>700470333
>go on base that's actually a big robot
>3 brothers against eachother
>>700474641
Donkey Kong?
>>700474415
Overwatch
>>700474738
Autism Attractor 5000
>>700472420
>go drop off mom
Kek
>Wake up
>Fuck how did I get here?
>Need blood to live
>Eat a nigga at his beach house
>Illuminati
>>700474673
Surprisingly*
>die
>not really
>die
>I'd buy that for a dollar!
>good luck you'll need it!
Pretty easy
>>700474770
Stellaris
>>700474921
Darkness?
>>700474921
mass effect
>>700474921
Metal Gear 1 and 2
>>700474292
nobody gets...
mfw only one here born in 80s
>chase girl
>fight spiders
>artsy indie stuff
>>700474777
Also metal gear solid 2
And metal gear solid 4 I guess.
>>700474978
Nope
>make like Humpty Dumpty
>local flora almost kills you
>discover gigantic cave system full of tsundere furry refugees
>puns everywhere
>either kill all of them or lead the charge to rescue the refugees from the cave
>wait, am I a boy or girl?
>>700474292
Mario
>>700470333
light a fire while everything fucks you up.....and dont even get a thank you
>>700475039
Limbo
>Wake up in the middle of nowhere
>Shit happens
>Need to find your daughter
>Cuck baron and shitty vikings
>You find your daughter
>Game ends depending on your choices
>>700475007
Metal gear
>assholes fuck up my home
>niggers from holes start over running the kingdom
>recruited to special forces
>end their shit
>>700475126
yis
>>700475039
Zelda
>stealing
>diversity
>>700475112
Pikamin?
>>700473888
Custom Robo?
>>700474268
>Nuclear bomb goes off
>Frozen
>Son is kidnap
>Met some nigger that plays opposite day
>Kill shit
>Find son
>Kill son
>>700475135
Witcher
>>700475191
GTA
>>700475112
goat milf
>>700475170
Metal gear?
>>700475217
Fallout 4
>>700475151
nope... Think '93, mac exclusive.
>>700475112
Undertale
>>700475217
Metal gear
>>700475217
Fallout 4
>>700475316
Metal gear 2
>online lobby
>X+A (xbox)
>>700475217
FALLOUT 4 TRY SOMETHING THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE 45 TIMES IN THIS THREAD MOTHERFUCKER
>>700472614
Elite dangerous
>trimming armor 50k
>>700475375
Black ops 2
>>700475217
i asked for that one
>>700474921
New Vegas?
>>700475405
Runescape. Obv af lol.
>>700475367
that was '90, and not available on mac.
> shit attempt at continuing series
> Why
> should stuck with pachinko machines
> tfw no chapter 3
>>700474839
Extra hints...
>Crazy sister sluts who aren't real
>Everyone is terrible
>Blade's wet dream
>>700475283
Nope
>>700475405
Michael, go to bed.
>>700470333
>be robot that never talks
>be scientist
>kill tons of weired aliums and zombie vagina spider faces
>everyone wants to kill you. Even military
>save the world
>hot babe diggs you but you are still robot
>all the loser fags see you as some kind of jesus/che guevara
>creepy insurance business man talks to you as if he was morpheus
>>700475529
Half Life
>>700475522
Metal gear 2: snake's revenge
Onett, Twoson, Threed and Fourside
>>700470333
>dragons
>edge
>{outer} heaven
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker
>>700475529
metal gear survive
>metallic man of fizzy justice
>ching chong
>play as cuban batman
>explode the bad guys
>physics
>>700475543
Catherine
>>700475627
J U S T C A U S E 3
>>700474292
extra hint
>Clinton speaks with alien
>>700470333
Talk with bad accent
Fly around on stupid batwings
Blow up shit and get congratulated by chick with shitty accent
>>700475588
Half Life
>make character
>shoot things
>kill son or join son
>>700470333
>desert
>travel
>mutate
>never ends
>trying to kill a chair
>>700474921
dark souls?
>>700475588
Last line gave it away pretty easily.
>>700475633
Nope. Way older.
>>700474975
Hint it's a game show game
>>700475627
JustCause
>>700475619
PEPSIMAAAAAN
>>700475693
Farcry 3 or 4
>>700475699
The 4th Fallout 4 this thread. At least you got dubs.
>>700475615
Thatsabingo
>>700475588
Shitty descriptions, not IGN post
>be small
>get bigger
>even bigger
>be smart
>get smarter
>even smarter
>become the master species
>>700470731
Max payne
>>700475777
checksum
>lose son
>find son
>kill or join
>>700475777
at least you got trips damn
>>700475119
>NO ONES EVER GOING TO GET THIS HEHEHE
>>700475818
spore
>Get mysterious phone calls for different job offers
>Protagonist always wears a mask
>Kill a whole bunch of Russians
>Have no idea what the fuck is going on
>Everyone dies from a Nuclear explosion
>>700474839
Gonna venture a guess and say it's one of the Legacy of Kain series games. I can't for the life of me recall which one.
>>700475818
Spore. Gay.
>>700475848
please refer to
>>700475392
>>700475710
Metal gear solid 5
>>700470333
>climb boxes
>you're an unfaithful bastard
Should be simple enough.
>>700475818
Spoar
>>700475818
Stick something
>>700474770
Spore
>you're in prison
>dude frees you
>dude gives you bling
>dude sends you an errand to give his son said bling
>dude dies
>fight demons
>>700475202
Nope, its a rts if anyone is still trying
>>700475873
yo holy shit, that was quick
>>700475911
Hotline Miami.
>checkmuslims
>>700475392
>Wake up after being in fridge for around 200 years
>Child is missing
>Search Boston
>Kill people, burn shit, fuck school
>Son is now finally in reach
>He is "bad"
>Kill son
>nuclear war
>frozen
>nuclear fallout
>4
>son's a faggot
>must be genes
>it's fallout 4
>Spawn
>Walk/drive/fly somewhere
>Lag
>Hide behind something
>Get shot
>repeat
>start off in post-war
>sirens
>go to vault
>cryosleep for over 100 years
>son missing
>find him as a 60 year old man
>join or kill him
>never play again
>>700474975
Smesh Teevee?
>swedish wolf-man
>tfw bad drill
>United Commonblob of europe
>tanks
You must destroy every human.
>>700475321
Got it
>>700475860
Left 4 Dead Solid 5: The Phantom Menace
>created
>wtf where my son
>there he is
>kill him? join him?
Pretty graphics
Game is shit
>>700475919
>>700475958
Correct
I didn't know so many people played this
>>700476003
>>700476033
Can you not
>>700473888
Supreme Commander
>>700475935
nope
>>700475999
damn son, nice trips.
>>700476106
>>700476033
>>700476003
>>700475392
>>700476068
Pandemic
>>700476033
Fo4
>>700476111
cod
>every choice you make is wrong
>everyone dies
>>700476068
Destroy all humans
>>700475960
Obrivion
>>700476111
Check em
>>700475676
Pathways
>>700475999
no more fallout 4 faggot, fuck
