What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You are stranded on a deserted island, and you have heard rumors of treasure buried here, but you would be happy just to get home safely.
Around you, you find: a tree and 6 coconuts, some sticks and stones on the beach, rocks in the shape of a fire pit, and a patch of disturbed sand.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon a demon" is fine, but "a demon appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will always be ignored, unless quads.
>>700438395
Shove stick in ass till I die
rat sand
>>700438590
eat*
>>700438533
You shove the stick up your ass. It does not kill you, but you do have some moderate anal hemorrhaging.
Dubs decides.
Heal asshole in the ocean
Stick dick in coconut
>>700439538
Despite singles, you stick your dick in a coconut. A man has to have fun.
Dubs decides.
Take sticks and place them in fire pit. Take hair from coconut and put over sticks. Use one stick to create friction on coconut hair to start fire.
>>700438395
use palm leaves to bind stones to anal stick, making an axe.
>>700439855
Holy shit. You overcome your intense desires to kill yourself and shove things up your ass, and make a fire. It provides warmth, and perhaps somebody will see the smoke signal...
Dubs decides.
>>700440470
Search patch of disturbed sand
>>700440470
take a huge shit
>>700440676
roll
>>700440470
roll
>>700440676
Reroll
Eat sand
>>700440470
coconut in ass
>>700441084
stick penis in cocount
>>700440470
pee on fire
Do not search disturbed sand as it will waste time and hunger which is needed to survive
Dig in patch of sand
drown
Masturbate onto fire
>>700441191
Reroll
>>700440470
Throw coconuts into ocean to please Neptune
>>700441275
Why would you reroll a suggestion of something NOT to do?
shove coconut tree in ass
Take a shit in the fire
the man dances
>>700441337
this
Shove pebbles into ass and launch them into the ocean
>>700441323
Cuz people would ask to do it and it would block further suggestions
>>700440470
he ponders life
i want that fucking cocounut tree in his ass pronto
eat bloody sand
reroll
shove coconut tree in ass
>>700441059
Roll
>>700438395
Search disturbed patch of sand carefully, do not step on it, brush sand away, look carefully at it
>>700441558
roll
jump up and down
Crack the two coconut together to drink the milk
>>700440893
get
start a band with coconuts and call it wilson phillips
How have there been no dubs yet?
Eat sand if dubs.
>>700441698
this then shove coconut in ass after
he searches for items
Drink as much saltwater as you can, then eat some sand.
>>700441764
Rolling
>>700441750
idfk dude, btw coconut in anus
>>700441764
Become a juggalo
shove stick even deeper in ass this time, then proceed to lick the bloody shit off the stick
DIG SAND
>>700441823
Re roll
>>700441822
I WINRAR'D :D if dubs take huge shit
Check disturbed sand
>>700441822
Kek
Craft a boat with coconuts
I know this isn't the place for this but does anyone have a >>700000000 get screencap? I fucking missed it
Sit down and think about your past life and how you got to this shit ass fucking island
>>700440470
Dig in disturbed sand
>>700441976
go on requests. if dubs, pee in coconut
drink sea water till death
>>700442100
Thank god finally
>>700438395
a squigly black line appears in reality, below the first cloud
>>700438395
We eat 10 pounds of sand for science
>>700441822
You shove the delicious coconut directly into your asshole. This exacerbates your anal wound from earlier. There's so much blood.
But, you see a ship on the distant horizon. Hopefully it notices your smoke signal. Maybe there is something else you can do.
Dubs decides.
Attack the tree with your bare fists
fight sharks
>>700442328
Roll
>>700442350
throw bloody coconut at ship
>>700442350
launch asshole coconut at approaching ship, destroying it.
>>700442328
Rolling
>>700442471
this
>>700442471
roll
>>700442328
Roll for this
>>700442471
Roll
cry like a little baby and eat sand
>>700442376
Rerollin
>>700442328
Fucking this
>>700442471
roll for anal cannon
>>700442471
clench asshole really hard, so the pressure results in the coconut going fuckin flying
>>700442471
Rolllllll
>>700442328
I will have this
>>700442672
roll and kek
>>700442328
Rolling for the win
>>700442471
Pls
sit in fire
>>700442328
Let's go
discover atlantis and die running out of oxygen
Throw bloody coconut in water, summin sharks, try to stab shark with stick on fire
>>700442471
>pic related
>>700442328
I need this plox
>>700442471
Launch coconut, then set yourself on fire.
>>700442471
What the fuck?!
This btw.
jump until leg breaks
>>700442911
Winar
>>700442911
fuck i wanted anal cannon :(
Shove coconut into fire, extinguishing it, then ram the burnt bloody coconut into your mouth
>>700442599
Nice
Masturbate and eat sperm
Tak coconuts and sticks to symbolize a penis, a man mußt love the arts
>>700442599
First winrar
>>700442599
You wait until the ship gets in range of your asscannon to discharge your bowels. The coconut critically damages the ship, and it begins to sink. However, one of the crew is swimming towards your island.
Dubs decides.
set self on fire
>>700442350
Summon hitler
>>700443364
eat crewmember
>>700443364
Eat 20 pounds of sand
Stab new islander to death with bloody poop stick, then cannibalize his corpse
OOH LETS SEE WHAT HAPPEN :)
>>700443364
eat crew member
>>700443364
Ship was kidnapped by IS members, they make you their leader
>>700443470
Roll
>>700443400
yes
>>700443470
I agree. 20 pounds of sand
>>700443364
Stab him with a flaming stick, cook him after
>>700443470
Let's go
SUMMON HITLER IS GO
>>700443400
check'd
fucking nuke the island
>>700443470
Rolling plox
>>700443400
win
piss into the man's mouth
>>700443470
This
>>700443364
that coco tree looks like a penis with 3 balls and green pubic hair plunge into the sand
remove it and look at the bottom ignore the guy
>>700443379
Do this
>>700443588
>>700443400
DOUBLE CONFIRMED
>>700443400
Good times will come
shove coconut tree into ass
>>700443364
Make giant sling from leaves and launch coconut at dude in water.
Procede to cook flesh.
>>700443745
DOUBLE HITLER?
>>700443827
DOUBLE FUCKING HITLER
drawn
Release hitler
DOUBLE THE HITLERS
DOUBLE THE TROUBLE
summon computer and play minecraft
>>700443400
You perform a ritual to summon Hitler. Hopefully it worked.
The man who escaped the ship has reached your island. He has a blue hat, and he seems hostile towards you.
Dubs decides.
>>700443975
FUCKING EAT HIM
>>700443975
"its just a prank bro" then throw coconut at him
>>700443975
You eat 20 pounds of sand and drink 3 gallons of sea water
>>700443975
Hitler + Crew guy + you = human Centipede threesome scat style
>>700443975
Do nothing, await hitler
talk about lord and saviour jesus christ
HEIL HIS SKULL IN
>>700443975
Sacrifice the guy to Hitler
>>700444112
Roll son
>>700443975
Shove the tree up ass to show dominance
>>700443975
take his hat
>>700443975
dug the sand and discover its a turtle island
Stall until Hitler arrives.
>>700443975
Suck his dick for friendship
>>700444112
This is happening
>>700443975
Light cocnut on fire, throw fire ball at him.
crucify him
HEIL HIM INTO THE GROND I SAY
>>700444112
Fucking roll
>>700443975
Set self on fire
Beat him with a coconut
>>700444185
Roll
Shove the sailor up your ass
SO WHAT IF WE GET 6 FOURS IN ONE OF THESE, WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
'CAUSE WE JUST MIGHT.
>>700443975
funnel sand into anus
>>700444112
roll
>>700444234
reroll
>>700444227
Roll
attempt to smoke coconut leaves
>>700444112
Roll for this
>>700444400
KEK
Fight man with summoned Hitler's body.
>>700444400
Ayy
>>700444400
oh great
Begin 4th reich
>>700444468
Roll
>>700444112
Here we go gain
smoke coconut
>>700444112
Let's go mother fucker
>>700443975
ask him if he misses harambe
Hitler is Summoner as a female and you fuck his nazi Pussy while the crew member takes the nazi gashole
>>700444112
Fucking go
Assfuck the blue hat guy.
>>700444112
Still rolling
Give him a blowjob!
fuck man in the asshole
>>700444112
You can't stop me
>>700444112
Go go go
>>700444747
theres already a winrar you fucking nigger>>700444689
>>700444604
>>700444501
summon computer and play minecraft
>>700444112
Let's go again
>>700444838
This but the sand you eat come straight from your bloody ass
>>700444185
Roll again
eat self
>>700444112
Dubs plox
eat own body
>>700444973
>>700444896
>>700444838
>>700444768
>>700444696
>>700444541
>Already a winrar blind ass fags
going shitter guys be back soon
>>700445044
Winar
>>700445044
Wasted dubs
>>700444400
You start shoving as much sand as humanly possible into your coconut-sized gaping asshole. The blue-hatted man kicks you in the stomach, but there is also a strange, heavenly light shining down onto the island.
Dubs decides.
>>700445120
Nope
HOLY SHIT HITLER'S COMING DOWN :D
>>700445152
Fart
>>700445152
ITS HITLER GUYS (if dubs, defense shit)
>>700445152
Suck his dick
>>700445152
You eat 20 pounds of sand and drink 3 gallons of sea water
>>700445152
Hitler imminent, get on your knees and perform nazi salute in anticipation
>>700445152
kill blue hat guy, cook him on fire, eat him to heal ass wound
>>700445265
IM GLAD W EHAVE THE SAME IDEA
>>700445152
Rape heavenly light
Crawl into the patch of disturbed sand.
>>700445308
Roll
OH>>700445311
here it is
>>700445152
summon this guy
>>700445311
KEKERINO
>>700445311
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
>>700445311
The way he deserves to be treated, well rolled
>>700445308
roll
>>700445311
does "hitler imminent" count?
>>700445152
Spit sand from asshole onto the Man and sacrifice him on the light
>>700445308
Here we go dubs
heil hitler and eat man
>>700445433
Double check
>>700445433
>>700445311
Winrar
>Winrar
Hitler pushes blue hat man into the sand.
>>700445592
Check em oh wait
>>700445455
You get on your knees on this assumption, it counts
>>700445311
After this use your pocket sand on the guy in the blue hat and dive into the water
>>700445704
>use pocket sand
>on guy
how fucking old are you kid
stormtrooper kill hitler
>>700445813
Older than you faggot.
>>700445311
You seig heil at the heavenly beam shining down from the heavens. As anticipated, Hitler arrives, and recognizes your submission and adoration. He shoves the filthy bluehat into the fire.
Dubs decides.
>>700445842
>stormtrooper kill hitler
how fucking old are you kid
>>700445311
After this proclaim your love to hitler by writing a love letter in german on a piece of bark
Turn into a super saiyan
>>700445971
eat bluehat with hitler
have sex
>>700445971
Suck hitlers dick and then dive together into the water
>>700445971
defense shit
>>700446083
roll
>>700446115
roll
>>700445971
You eat 20 pounds of sand and drink 3 gallons of sea water
>>700445971
rape hitler with tree
>>700446092
roll
Reveal to Hitler your star of david.
>>700445971
Ascent to godhood with Hitler and create a white utopia upon the island
>>700445971
Throw a coconut at hitlers face, killing him. Rape his dead body.
>>700446158
Let's go
Build a utopian society together on the island.
>>700445971
RAPE HITLER, THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL EVER GET
>>700446108
Roll
>>700446158
Dubs plox
>>700446005
Roll
>>700446158
Quads
>>700446217
Again
Take off Hitler's pants and offer to suck his 9 inch cock.
>>700446253
Roll
have as much ssex as possiblr
>>700445971
use fire to cauterize ass wound
Die out of nowere, everythings ends, includings OP LIFE.
>>700446325
reroll
>>700446340
ROLL
>>700446158
Trips plox
>>700445971
kiss hitler and jump into fire
>>700446158
This, reroll
>>700446362
roll
check if that tree is actually the new form of eggxecutor
>>700446411
WINRAR
Tried to fit coconuts in his ass
>>700446388
ALRIGHTY
>>700445971
Decapitate hitler by shooting the sand out of your ass-cannon.
>>700445971
hitler open a secret hatch because this island is a secret nazisub
you both enters
Tf2 medic appears, healing you and killing hitler with syringe gun
>>700446388
WIN
>>700446362
rollin
>>700446212
fucking this
>>700446411
winner
>>700446158
This but the sand comes from your bloody ass and you share it with Hitler
Bc manners
>>700446158
Let's go meow
>>700446479
This
>>700446388
>>700446411
88 is winrar
>>700446212
kek
Cook blue hat guy and feast upon him with Hitler.
>>700445983
An hero
GUYS IT'S 88 GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
>>700446626
You stupid asshole, dont even dare to play again this kind of game. FREAK
>>700446388
Hitler has no tolerance for faggots. He pushes you into the fire.
Dubs decides how this story ends.
>>700446665
Waste of singles
>>700446388
WINAR
>>700446665
you almost wasted quads
>>700446727
You eat 20 pounds of sand and drink 3 gallons of sea water
>>700446727
Hitler explodes
>>700446727
Pull hitler into the fire with you and rape him until you both burn to death
>>700446727
die
burn in hell for the rest of our lives
>>700446727
Hitler dunks his head in the sand and kills himself
>>700446727
Hitler enjoys your corpses, BBQ style.
>>700446800
Fucking FINALLY
>>700446800
Jesus Christ winrar
>>700446800
Awwyiss
win
>>700446727
Jump in the water to try and extinguish yourself
summon self insland
revive
>>700446800
Winrar
>>700446800
Winrar
>>700446727
On your deathbed, being a massive pokefag, you realise that tree is alolan exeggutor and you command it to rape hitler
>>700446800
Kek solid troll anon
>>700446727
hitler sings 3 songs and then shoots himself with an imaginary gun wich blows his head in a beautiful way, not hurting him, but elevating him to the 3erd white reign in the sky, soon coming to the planet
>>700446727
New thread for hitler's island survival
>>700446727
you reach one last time for hitler's cock
he shoots you in the head and watches you turn to ash
he swims back to europe, makes his way to germany, kills all the refugees, and starts taking over the world once again
>>700446727
Hitler detonates the hidden doomsday bomb inside you while in the fire.
Niggers fall from the sky, the apocalypse is now triggered.
It is game over for both you, Hitler and humanity's progressive future.
NEW THREAD
>>700447034
next time we need a titanic story
start new thread
>>700447034
this
>>700447064
holy fuck
Make a new thread faggot
>>700446800
While burning to death, you decide to indulge yourself on sand and salt water. You eat and drink many pounds of both before you die from severe burns. Hitler eats a coconut, and then probably returns to his home plane. You don't know. You are dead.
Any ideas for next adventure?
>>700447162
this
>>700447457
You eat 20 pounds of sand and drink 3 gallons of sea water for science
fuck Jazmine Dubois
>>700447457
titanic as suggested above
>>700447457
New thread
>>700447477
the real deal
>>700447457
pokemon but you catch the photo dubs posts
>>700447206
I'm a wasted single.
I will do a titanic adventure next time.
>>700447626
hell yes
>>700447457
next adventure: jew trying to escape nazis
>>700447457
Idea: you are inside a box and try to think outside the box, your devilish thoughts and shizophism begin to visualize
>>700447457
HITLER SUMMONS THE TITANIC BATTLESHIP REVIVED FROM THE SEA.
HE IS GOING TO WAGE WAR UPON THE JEWS FOR ONE LAST TIME
SET SAIL