Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700386913
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700393421
What's really good?
still here
>>700392045
Well for one thing it's not very sanitary to just turn them into mush without cleaning and preparing them first, and it's also not very nice.
Animals should be shot cleanly, skinned, and prepared, for the good of the animal and the people eating it.
>>700392125
I have an awesome leather jacket so every time winter comes around I look like I'm trying to cosplay an 80s TV series.
>>700392677
Wew
Holy fuck my connection is shit, it took me 15 minutes to get it to go through
Claimed
>>700393338 (Deadman Shiro)
I'm doing great, thank you. How about yourself?
>>700393406 (An Anon)
No, I've taken a few showers this week, it just feels so amazing whenever I use my own shower.
>>700393731(No Game Shiro)
Of myself or of my shower? Cause I got done a half hour ago.
>all these lewds
Fuck that was the wrong reply
>>700391997
weight gaining more like
*badum tiss*
Switching from Mai to Hitoha Marui.
>>700393959
It will be enough.
>>700394405
But its fun :^)
>>700394438
I am fine, just kicking back watching some stuff on YouTube.
>claimed
>>700394497
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>>700394551
You mean upgrading~
>>700394438
The progress would have been the important part.
>>700393880
How is Osu any better though? You're just tracing lines with your cursor.
>>700394384
i probably wont pass out this shit is very tense
so what are you up to?
>>penny
hows the J and K situation going?
>>700394702
hey aliceu!
how are you?
Wandered off for a second. I'm back though.
>>700394508
I mean yea, muscle has weight.
>>700394748
I don't know man, I just love that game. Probably has to do with my love of music.
The Waifu of the next poster to roll dubs suddenly started bullying you, and she made you cry in front of everyone.
How does this make you feel?
(It's good to work on your feelings. Treating them is not the same as letting them go, which often doesn't work.)
>>700394551
>switching waifu
almost asleep edition
>>700394851
welcome back slutty boat
>>700394934
If I get dubs, your name is Henry.
Akiko claimed
>>700394225
If you ever touch any lolis I'm pretty sure you'll get your teeth bashed in
>>700394851
Welcome back boat lover
>>700395024
Sucks to suck.
>>700394934
I'm with you on this. I guess they just don't have perseverance.
>>700394853
Maybe you should just buy a new tablet then.
>>700395097
You must know.
>>700395097
Wow, I'm surprised you weren't the one with dubs, because Tomoko's acting like a big bully right now.
>>700394941
I'm not a boat
I'm also not slutty.
>>700395093
Thanks, boat lover.
>>700394832
Doing some surf in CS:GO, how are you?
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
fuck you and your missing dimension
I have rynogt4
Well, I'm gonna be fucking off for a bit now.
Claiming
>>700395032
I wouldn't do that though.
>>700395184
I just need a replacement pen. Seems like something I should do.
>>700394405
Kek.
>>700394832
Pretty gud, I actually had a lot of fun with them today. We went to the range again and I think I'm turning K into a little marksman with my grandpa's old bolt action .22
>>700394851
Cute bote
>>700394941
Bully maid
This needs to happen again
>>700395097
Fuuug.
>>700395193
Last chapter was hilarious. Tomoko is a huge bully now. Even tho the author and artist both said "No bully." unless you are talking about the thread. In which case I don't know. I'm taking a break from work at the moment.
>>700395184
I don't know what you are talking about.
>>700395147
Children making half assed commitments.
>>700394832
was about to eat chicken strips
>>700395201
anti boat slut?
>>700395441
cunt
>>700394851
Welcome back not-boat.
>>700394621
What exactly are you watching though?
>>700394748
I know.
>>700395518
Example of how much of an awful, cruel bully the Tomoko is.
Evens and I put an end to her bullying.
Odds and she bullies the next poster.
>>700395613
Oh, just some various poker stuff. Love myself some texas hold 'em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGSOzzcllxs
All of you
>>700395390
Or... you could play a game that is not designed for loners.
>>700395518
Well... I saw your claim and just figured that this is how your life is going.
>>700395613
Well then, dirty Laura, how's it going?
>>700395441
But i'm not a boat.
>>700395579
Well i don't know, i'm not -against- slutty boats...
I'm just not one.
>>700395613
Thanks only one who got it right.
Also, hi.
>>700395715
You're getting your ass bullied by Tomoko.
>>700395777
Checked.
>>700395713
Tomoko bullies her kouhai with dicks.
>>700395813
I'm seriously having a hard time understanding you. Did I miss something?
>>700395230
Cool, are you in stream?
I'm watching some LCS with a qt
>>700395420
Oh shit
I'm not sure if I like that, you're training her to become a crazy ex
>>700395551
Some tendies?
>>700394551
Best girl from her series actually.
Futaba is 2nd.
>>700394705
Hey there.
>>700395819
Do you enjoy slutty boats then?
>>700395843
Joke's on you, she's like 11.
>>700395935
Probably a lot of opportunities in your life.
>>700395579
Bullie ;-;
>>700395819
You are a cute
>>700396069
Oops meant boat
>megumeme
>>700396058
>maybe if I ignore it, it will go away.
>or start making sense
>>700396015
Hey, Kyoko.
I watched episodes 8 and 9 of Madoka today. I was thinking that Kyoko was best girl, and I decided she officially was. A minute after this decision, she died.
It makes me upset. Her teeth were so cute.
>>700396010
from the local place yeah
>>700395813
But, what if I'm a loner? I love the game. Like I said, I don't even play much vidya anymore. It's really just League now, even then that's rare. I'll play some poker online, with fake money of course.
>>700396198
He's saying that your personality is like Tomoko. Or that it's a probability.
Sup everyone
>>700396015
Life, go
>>700395747
It's strange, I don't normally watch people gamble, it feels more intense if you're actually playing the game tbh.
>>700395813
I'm thinking I should make a bowl of popcorn because why the fuck not?
>Dirty.
No I'm not.
>>700395819
Hopefully you've been doing well?
>>700394551
I thought it was true love that you felt for Mai.
>>700396236
Well you have good taste.
>A minute after this decision, she died.
It makes me upset.
Yeah, her death in the anime was pretty sad.
Finish the whole thing though, movie included.
>Her teeth were so cute.
She has cute fangs.
>>700396010
I am now, cause it's food time
>>700396343
The "When you get bullied all day at school and go home and get on 4chan" one was better.
>>700396375
Maybe? I dunno.
>>700396010
I'm training her in self defense!
>I'm also teaching her to accept that other people might not like that and that its okay.
I wanna learn her how to be a armed, responsible, and emotionally healthy American.
Shes gunna be a good kid.
>>700396236
>>700396439
I mean, despite the whole show revolving around bullshit, the whole show revolves around bullshit.
Kyubey can grant literally any wish, right?
Just wish to be omnipotent.
>witches can't kill you, nothing can
>you can stop being a magical girl whenever you want
>you can revive any friends that have died
>you can just erase witches from existence totally
>you can ensure that all beings in the universe will always be happy and never suffer
>>700396376
Hi.
>>700396407
I like gambling and watching it.
>>700396439
>>700396236
Yay4spoilers. It's partially my fault for not having watched Puella Magi yet I guess.
>>700394551
>Mai switching waifus.
This should be interesting...
>>700396386
Great tastes, senpai.
Something something degenerates
Something something elitists
Something something faggots
>>700396597
>Kyubey can grant literally any wish, right?
>Just wish to be omnipotent.
Did you finish the anime?
kek.
>>700396540
>little kid toting a 22.
Kids with Guns
Kids with Guns
They're taking over
It won't be long
Mesmerized
Skeletons
Kids with Guns
Kids with Guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95h--ovjFYs
Why would a perfect god create me
>>700396039
I don't dislike slutty boats.
They're not something i like though.
>>700396069
Well thanks. Glad to see you're being nicer now.
>>700396171
Oh. Never mind then...
>>700396407
I'm ok. Got a head ache for whatever reason. Bothersome. Otherwise i'm alright though.
How about you?
>>700396367
I've actually never had them, and I'm not sure if I should care
Are they top tier?
>>700396459
Eh?
>>700396540
Let's hope she actually sees you as a father figure
>Not as a /waifu/ fag
>>700394272
greninja claim
>>700396198
>rule 4:
>insult other waifus
I tend to insult some tomoko claimer, because there are plenty, usually different ones and they tend to not stay very long.
Also your self-esteem must be horribly low if you're going for such a waifu. She's a bigger mess than Jeb Bush.
>>700396375
Hmm, for me personally most games get boring quickly if I only play by myself all the time, but I'm glad you're able to enjoy Osu none the less.
>>700396407
Pics or it didn't happen.
Also you shouldn't because there are much better snacks.
>>700394551
Disgusting...
>>700396376
Sup
>>700396686
She's always good for a smile
>>700396873
I am in the stream now because I am eating food. And it's not pokemon anymore. They had pokemon worlds on all day yesterday
>>700397033
Oh!!!!
Ok. Umm. Well I liked Shiro in NGNL. Even if she was a boring Mary Sue. So whatever.
>>700394272
Heyyy... who finally decided to fix the rules?
Niccce...
>>700397096
Yeah, she's adorable. I need more pictures of her, though.
>>700397325
Get back in your cell
>>700396712
>elitists
wow im triggered
>>700396873
She's never seen this side of me luckily, I alt-tab pretty quickly. Plus I'm usually not on /waifu/ unless she's preoccupied or in another room
>>700397033
I've just always enjoyed playing with myself, ever since I was like 5.
>>700397325
>filename
Because maximum file size is 4mb.
3mb for WebM
10mb for /f/
>>700396858
You're still cute though
>playfully teases
>>700396724
They're turning in to monsters
They're turning us in to Fire
They're turning us in to Monsters
Its all desire, its all desire.
>>700396723
I don't think you understand what omnipotence really means. Yeah, you know it means you can do anything, but the 'anything' part is something people don't grasp.
If Madoka wishes to be omnipotent, she could have traveled back in time and stopped everything bad from happening. Not just the major events of the show and killing all witches, but the Holocaust, the Cambodian Genocide, Kyubitch ever coming to Earth or ever existing, everything. Mommy and Kyocute wouldn't have died. I'm not saying they're brought back to life, I'm not talking about time travel, within infinite power, it wouldn't even have happened. That causes a paradox, which isn't a problem, because infinite power.
Having extreme power isn't omnipotence. Having infinite power is.
Here's an experiment. I just made a character. His name is Tony. He is omnipotent, so he can do everything. He wants to make himself exist in our universe.
If he wants it, shouldn't it have already happened, since he can do anything he wants, even if it seems impossible?
Where's Tony, if he's so omnipotent?
>>700397846
Tony's busy jerking off.
>>700397372
It's convenient that she's a popular character.
Nano is second best girl.
>>>/c/2721386
.
>>700397671
Reminder to not get lost in heaven, they got locks on the gate.
Don't go over the edge.
You'll make a big mistake.
>>700397295
BORING!=?!
Okay, wow. I ... wow... I literally can't even right now. Could you, like, just not?
>>700397526
Ew, that came out dirty.
I don't think you understand what omnipotence really means. Yeah, you know it means you can do anything, but the 'anything' part is something people don't grasp.
If Madoka wishes to be omnipotent, she could have traveled back in time and stopped everything bad from happening. Not just the major events of the show and killing all witches, but the Holocaust, the Cambodian Genocide, Kyubitch ever coming to Earth or ever existing, everything. Mommy and Kyocute wouldn't have died. I'm not saying they're brought back to life, I'm not talking about time travel, within infinite power, it wouldn't even have happened. That causes a paradox, which isn't a problem, because infinite power.
Having extreme power isn't omnipotence. Having infinite power is.
Here's an experiment. I just made a character. His name is Tony. He is omnipotent, so he can do everything. He wants to make himself exist in our universe.
If he wants it, shouldn't it have already happened, since he can do anything he wants, even if it seems impossible?
Where's Tony, if he's so omnipotent?
>>700397846
That's why even my name is a lie. I'm not The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, because I'm not omnipotent. If I was, I could make this shit make sense.
>>700397948
But, what pleasure does Tony gain from jerking off? Humans normally can't feel an orgasm without doing something, either having sex or masturbating, but Tony can orgasm just by willing it. He can make himself happy just by willing it.
Fuckin' Tony.
My CAPTCHA is Pebble CALL.
Interesting.
>>700396639
It's still a sport of sorts, right? Of course some people end up watching it.
>>700396858
I'm doing great.
>That hand.
That artist needs to improve a little.
>>700397033
>Tfw I can be extremely hairy if I decide to not shave for a short while.
>Whenever I do shave, I end up looking really young.
>Like almost underage young.
Someone explain please.
>Not popcorn.
Too late, already have a small bowl right next to me.
>>700397846
But, the question is, did you watch the movie?
Also, you're applying some kind of logic to anime, Madoka doesn't really have much of that.
Sure, it has some complex thoughts behind a lot of the stuff that is in it actually, which is quite hard to grasp at first, but still, it's still an anime.
>Where's Tony, if he's so omnipotent?
He's watching anime.
Brazil is playing against Germany right now. Football's finals.
>Yuiko Claimed
>>700398189
Maybe Tony just likes dick in his hand Kek.
>>700398126
Snoozefest of a character. Also not even best loli in her series.
>>700398181
Please don't meme me up.
I just wrote that autism because it irritates me when I see a character that can supposedly do anything, but they seem to encounter a struggle.
>>700398301
I'm going to watch it. I don't expect anything to make sense. I only wrote the huge paragraph because it's a concept that interests me.
Knowing Tony, it's probably Kiss X Sis that he's watching.
>>700398399
Yep.
>>700397437
SHHH! I told them I was taking online courses from my local community college.
>>700397455
͡° _ ͡°
>>700397647
Gee, thanks.
>>700398314
Oh my God, who else besides of the rest of the world CARES?
>>700398432
Do watch it.
It's a great movie with some nice twists.
>>700398181
That's a nice picture.
>>700398126
Damn right it did. Started out with Resident Evil 4, still my favorite game of all time to this day.
>>700398404
You can actually remember characters from that show? Such a forgettable cast.
I don't think you understand what omnipotence really means. Yeah, you know it means you can do anything, but the 'anything' part is something people don't grasp.
If Madoka wishes to be omnipotent, he could have traveled back in time and stopped everything bad from happening. Not just the major events of the show and killing all witches, but the Holocaust, the Cambodian Genocide, Kyubitch ever coming to Earth or ever existing, everything. Mommy and Kyocute wouldn't have died. I'm not saying they're brought back to life, I'm not talking about time travel, within infinite power, it wouldn't even have happened. That causes a paradox, which isn't a problem, because infinite power.
Having extreme power isn't omnipotence. Having infinite power is.
Here's an experiment. I just made a character. His name is Tony. He is omnipotent, so he can do everything. He wants to make himself exist in our universe.
If he wants it, shouldn't it have already happened, since he can do anything he wants, even if it seems impossible?
Where's Tony, if he's so omnipotent?
>>700397671
>
>>700398264
Yeah i'm not hugely fond of it either.
Oh well.
You're back home i take it?
>>700398533
>Oh my God, who else besides of the rest of the world CARES?
I don't really get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnSxtv5BnZo
>>700397966
Especially in the manga, lots of skits have Yuuko in it.
Oh, I missed Nano's birthday. Aww.
>>700398707
MAL is pretty good for cast and characters. Not useful for much else.
>>700398765
Well. For one. It's called Soccer. And who the hell cares about soccer other than the rest of the world?
>>700398842
Saw these dudes live. And they were really good. Spot fucking on performance. Even tho Weiland was suuuuper high.
>>700398717
I don't think Tony understands what Tony really means. Yeah, Tony knows it means Tony can do Tony, but the 'Tony' part is something Tony doesn't grasp.
If Tony wishes to be Tony, Tony could have traveled back in Tony and Tony'd everything Tony from Tonying. Not just the major Tony's of the Tony and killing all Tony's, but the Tonycaust, the Tonyan Genocide, Tony ever coming to Earth or ever existing, everything. Tony and Tony wouldn't have died. I'm not saying they're brought back to Tony, I'm not talking about Tony travel, within infinite Tony, Tony wouldn't even have happened. That causes a Tony, which isn't a problem, because infinite Tony.
Having Tony power isn't omnipotence. Having Tony power is.
Here's a Tony. I just made a Tony. Her name is Madoka. She is Tony, so he can do Homura. She wants to make Homaru cum in our universe.
If she wants it, shouldn't it have already happened, since she can do anything she wants, even if it seems lewd?
Where's Madoka, if he's so cute?
I don't think you understand what autism really means. Yeah, you know it means you can't do anything social, but the 'anything social' part is something people don't grasp.
If Waifu Machine wishes to be autistic, he could have traveled back in time and stopped everything bad from happening. Not just the major events of the show and killing all witches, but the Holocaust, the Cambodian Genocide, Kyubitch ever coming to Earth or ever existing, everything. and Daddy wouldn't have left for a whore half his age. I'm not saying they're brought back to life, I'm not talking about time travel, within infinite autism, it wouldn't even have happened. That causes a paradox, which isn't a problem, because infinite autism.
Having extreme autism isn't omnipotence. Having infinite autism is.
Here's an experiment. I just made a character. His name is Waifu Machine. He is autistic, so he can do everything. He wants to make his waifu exist in our universe.
If he wants it, shouldn't it have already happened, since he can do anything he wants, even if it seems impossible?
Where's his waifu, if he's so autistic?
>>700398842
Ruri
>>700399066
Ya it's great how she's the social glue holding everyone together in the story.
Meme
>>700398264
You already had me at "extremely hairy" - *winkwink*.
>>700398404
But... but... she is such a nice girl!
>>700398707
>Such a forgettable cast.
Not you too! I thought you were my one true friend!
>>700398717
That hella disgusting, bro.
Why is there even hair in the smegma then the dude is cleanly shaven?
>>700399117
Mal is somewhat useful for remembering where I stand with different shows.
>>700399486
mugi
Posting from my palace in heaven with my 72 virgins
>>700399117
We could be talking right now if you really needed to.
I bet it was pretty enjoyable.
>Even tho Weiland was suuuuper high.
It was in the air.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHPneIEAQyI
>>700399395
Nano lewds.
>>700399542
You gave up really easily.
Laters guys. Gotta get back to the yard like the nigger I am right now.
>>700398842
<3
>>700399542
I respect you and your waifu, but other than that, it's a forgettable cast. Don't worry love.
What's is all this Tony shit?
>>700399117
I can't answer that. I'm not that smart to know
>>700399391
I don't think you understand what Judaism really means. Yeah, you know it means you hoard sheckles, but the 'sheckles' part is something goyim don't grasp.
If Karen wishes to be Jewish, she could have traveled back in time and stopped everything Christian from happening. Not just the major events of the New Testemant and killing all goyim, but the Holocaust, the Holocaust, the Holocaust, the Holocaust, everything. I'm not saying the Jews are brought back to life, because Karen only cares about money. I'm not talking about time travel, within infinite sheckles, it wouldn't even have happened. That causes a paradox, which isn't a problem, because infinite sheckles.
Having extreme sheckles isn't Judaism. Having infinite sheckles is.
Here's an experiment. I just made a character. His name is Schlomo Goldstein. He is Jewish, so he's Karen. He wants to make sheckles exist in our universe.
If he wants it, shouldn't it have already happened, since he can do anything he wants, even if it seems non-harem?
Where's his sheckles, if he's so Jewish?
What's is all this Tony shit?
>>700399117
I can't answer that. I'm not that smart to know
>>700399664
Is that Lebanon Karen?
>>700399684
Contain yourself
>>700399872
>Lebanon Karen
Doubtful.
>He went allah akbar.
>>700399839
Fucking kek
Karen is muslim tho
>>700399975
Dirty Sand Nigger.
>>700398530
Im calling the police
>>700399395
M'hm, she's great!
>tfw no season two
>>700399959
Well......not a long time ago I've talked to Karen. I miss that nigga
i claim her
>>700398530
>>700400149
FUCKING KEK
COAL SHINING PHOTOSHOP
>>700399664
Go back to isis dess
>>700398738
Yep.
>>700399542
I shaved before I left for that visit to my folks. Sorry, but you're out of luck for another week or so if you want pics of a hairy anon.
JOIN THE SPANISH EMPIRE!
>>700396259
>>700400149
Without expanding that image, that almost looks like it's not Mugi's face cropped on a lewd cartoon!
>>700400197
I'd hit it tbh
>>700400239
bully?
>>700399975
I don't think you understand what Islam really means. Yeah, you know it means you blow up buildings, but the 'blow up' part is something clean people don't grasp.
If Karen wishes to be Muslim, she could have traveled back in time and stopped everything Christian from happening. Not just the major events of the New Testemant and beheading all heretics, but George Bush, Donald Trump, everything. I'm not saying the mudslimes are brought back to life, because Karen only cares about killing Americans. I'm not talking about time travel, within infinite bombs, it wouldn't even have happened. That causes a paradox, which isn't a problem, because infinite bombs.
Having extreme bombs isn't Islam Having infinite bombs is.
Here's an experiment. I just made a character. His name is Goatfucker. He is Muslim, so he's Karen. He wants to blow up buildings in our universe.
If he wants it, shouldn't it have already happened, since he can do anything he wants, even if it seems halal?
Where's the buildings, if he's so Islamic?
>>700399872
Real Karen is coming back soon.
Maybe later tonight.
>>700399903
But those were pretty good lewds.
You can't deny it.
>>700399708
I know you'll do a great job.
><3
>>700400330
Get out of here with your 3D sluts.
>>700400430
yes
>>700400553
>>700399708
There is a line and you've clearly crossed it.
I hope you have only a little bit of fun!
>>700399768
But what about Jibriel and whatever her brother is called?
>>700400325
I'll get back on that offer.
Make it a before/after, so I can see the instant shota myself.
>>700400101
It's a real tragedy.
So what do you do anon?
>>700400600
Rolling for dubs.
>>700400330
THE WAY THE HAIR COLOUR CHANGES WITH THE LIGHT REFLECTING OFF OF IT IS AMAZING
MORE PLZ
>>700400600
(Not kyouko, just distributing his meme under fair use dess)
>>700400746
3DPD loving TRASH
>>700394272
Does it look like it's /a/ ? No. Get the fuck out, degenerates
>>700400831
>posts a nigger
>calls us degenerates
kek
I'm one of the writers for Nichoujo
Season 2 is coming out in 5 months
>>700400604
Yea, Jibril is also pretty cool. She had a brother? Or are you referring to Shiro's brother.
>>700400929
Oh Moogs!
>>700400806
That's copyrighted.
>>700399554
Not me I was watching shit
Other Ruby fucked off
Claiming
>>700400691
I'll still blindly hope for it! I'm supposed to get an email from an anime website when more Nichijou comes out.
>tfw my inbox will be empty for years
I want to die, onii-chan.
Hmm, like for a living? Kinda a NEET for now, I guess. What about you? Also, what boards do you like? I don't see many Yuukoposters!
>>700400831
no more bullying, senpai
>>700400831
>Degenerates
>Wants more trap/pics you shouldn't share/fake and gay green texts threads
>>700401114
Cute!
>>700400829
BUT THE WAY THE LIGHT IS MAKING HER HAIR LOOK LIKE FIRE IS SO AMAZING
THIS IS ART
BACK IN MY DAY A NAKED WOMAN WAS ART, NOT PORN
YEAH MAYBE I TOUCHED MYSELF TO SOME PAINTINGS OF NAKED WOMAN BUT SUCH THINGS ARE MEANINGLESS
FUCK YOUR ANIME
THAT PHOTO IS REAL ART
>>700400831
>Does this look like its /a/
No motherfucker its /b/ which means "random" :^]
>>700401395
3DPD TRAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHH
GET OUT
>image limit reached
Hope everyone had fun!