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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700378373
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Mankey clam!!!
>>700378861 (Homura)
I like that. It's relaxing in an odd way
>>700378888 (Esdeath)
nothing much enjoying my pizza before hopping back on some video games
>>700379030 (Axel)
Made me groove gj
>>700379302
I guess so.
You won't get home early enough?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Just give me my ban already
>>700378452
Sneaky
>>700378557
As Usual
>>700378874
That's a interesting artstyle
Not sure if i like it or not
HAHAHAHAH YOU DELETED THE OTHER THREAD YOU BUTTHURT VIRGIN
>>700379990
>Having this much autism
>Not knowing what janitors and mods are
>Touching your asshole for the first time after doing a full shave of your pubes.
Glorious.
This needs to happen to Japan again
O
>>700378593 (axel)
Oh cool 3ds or Wiiu?
Who do you play?
>>700378665 (ruby)
Yes, you're cute
>>700378713 (akame)
He can Slav squat so good, its pretty broken
>>700378888 (queen)
I was at a friend's house. I guess it was my bad then. What have you been doing?
>claim
>claimed
All of you fuckin weebs
Every one of you
>>700380209
not much I had a tiny breakdown last night bu im ok atm how was your friends house?
Claiming Felix
>>700380209
I play on 3ds usually. I have it for both.
I main Pit & Ike.
>claimed
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>there are virgins who have cartoon girlfriends
>>700379964
I might.
Family is doing a lot of stuff today and we are doing a lot of work at my grandparent's house.
Real quick, have you been well?
>there are grown men who watch anime
>>700380454
>3rd time you've posted this
Variety costs nothing ya know
>>700380508
>There are britbongs that spend all their day shitposting on 4chan
Claimed
claiming
>>700380604
>replying
Huh huh
Haruna claimed.
Sounds like i've missed out on some fun... kek
>>700380585
Alright, I'll stick around if that's the case.
Hope that goes well for you, make sure to take a break every now and then.
I've been alright, and I hope the same for you.
OFFICAL ANIMUL CLAIMING THREAD NOW
>rules: none
>claimed: parrot
>>700380689
Nice!!!
She's a cutie!!
>he watches anime
OP WAS SO BUTTHURT HE DELETED THE OTHER THREAD HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>700380334
oh shit what happened?
>you can tell me on discord if you pref
it was a lot of fun he had an old ps2 with tekken 4 and i kicked his and his brother's ass
also d&d happened
>>700380364
you dont think playing on 3ds is annoying? i played Gamecube mostly and i cant get used to a ds
>>700380658
CUTE
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
>they're still going
Oh well, I'm just gonna watch threads now and only post to claim felix, gonna be doing other shit in the meantime
>>700380759
Of course. Just painting and some yard shit. Nothing too difficult, but it takes time, you know?
Generally we stick around here until roughly 7 or 8 and we go to a restaurant. So I might not be back till 10 or so.
I'll try and pop in every now and then to say hi and what, but Tomorrow will be better.
Good! Hope your classes are going well too. I'm kinda nervous. I start here in two weeks but it feels so weird. Going back to school after so many years.
Claimed!!
>>700380999
Give up already Harry, you're wasting your time
Oh, we're back.
yukari claimed
claimed
>>700381037
Pretty cute for a dude.
>>700380811
thank you
>when someone claims your Chinese cartoon character wife but you sleep next to a pillow with her image printed on it every night
>>700381133
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY!
>girls he loves see his thread
>>700380907
d&d sounds fun and I just had a small one it happens from time to time started thinking about bad things childhood memory and such not a big deal
>>700380907
Melee was great, still is. Except I only know the tricks for Jiggs, Marth and Capt Falcon.
I guess using the gamecube controller is better but the c-stick spammers are annoying even though it's easy to predict.
>>700381225
He is a qt 3.14
Claimed!!!!!!!!!!
>>700380209
Yeah I'm jealous of his sqat abilities. Slavs are amazing creatures
>>700380334
Aw man now I feel bad I should have stayed and talked with you
>>700380811
>>700380689
>>700381226
That's a man btw.
>>700380454
>Today the United States and Japan have firm and very active political, economic and military relationships. The United States considers Japan to be one of its closest allies and partners. Japan is one of the most pro-American nations in the world, with 85% of Japanese people viewing the U.S. and 87% viewing Americans favorably in 2011, 73% of Japanese people viewing Americans favorably and 69% of Japanese people viewing the U.S. favorably in 2013, going down somewhat to 66% in 2014. And most Americans generally perceive Japan positively, with 81% viewing Japan favorably in 2013, the most favorable perception of Japan in the world, after Indonesia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan%E2%80%93United_States_relations
>>700381326
HAHAHAHAH
>Kelvin the Ice Dragon
>>700381466
You wrote all that text and I am not gonna read a single line
>>700381390
Ehhhh no
Loser
>>700381417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPC8W769HY
Thank you for bumping it for us.
>>700381039
Eh, painting could get really tedious, but I hope you're okay with that.
If you'll be back at maybe 11, I'll make sure to be here. Could wait until 12, maybe.
Sure, we can still talk a bit more tomorrow.
They're going alright, just a bit more difficult than usual. Don't be nervous, you'll do fine!
I know you will.
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>>700380695
Things are still happening.
How are you?
>>700381390
I am aware of this
>>700381524
I didn't write that you fucking retard, I linked to the article I copy pasted it from.
>>700381600
Ehhhh no
Loser
>>700381286
yea it was my first time so i was actually surprised how much more fun it was than i thought
and that sucks dude, are you okay now?
>>700381299
>complains about c spammers
>plays c falcon
why dude, but yea i agree with you. but i have played it so much i can kinda fend against it
>>700381329
>tfw i cant slav squat and drink beer comfy
why even live
how are you dude?
>phone died cant post pics
>yuno
>>700381524
>Wrote all that text
Copy and paste exist for a reason.
Claimed.
>>700381329
nah i have freak out nights sometimes it passed im fine
>>700381719
yeah im fine now and that sounds cool
>irl friends must be fun
>>700379845
What a stale meme
>>700381589
Yeah, I can see that. Kinda funny to watch actually.
Im doing rather well, had fun at a concert last night. What about you?
>>700381719
Capt Falcon...is fun though. I main Roy during melee though.
That sweet 50% damage after a shield break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYmKm4wvStU
>>700381691
nice feet
.
>>700381719
Not bad I guess. Listening to music gets me going for now
>>700381915
good to see you're doing alright
>>700381915
oh alright
its quite good yea, but lets be real. Im real and your friend. Am i not an irl friend?
>>700382053
i agree completely hitting his b is actually the best feeling in the game
>i didnt know that
>>700382372
alright good to hear
how's the work hassle comming along
>yuno
>>700382053
>Roy in melee
Why though
>>700381561
It pretty relaxing I think. A bit tedious sure, but I like it.
I should be. I dunno how long I will stay awake but I should be back by then.
Tomorrow will be better only because I already have plans to be home all day.
Study! Thanks for your support tho.
>>700382572
a skilled roy can beat any fox
>>700382572
becuase his side B is pretty fun if it hits
>discount tsundre
>>700382681
>fox
fox is pretty much a shittier falco, which is broken so
>>700382372
yeah and nice pic
>>700382555
I guess thats true by i mean a friend i can meet up with but yes you are my irl friend
>>700382555
I completely agree with you on that.
Also when knee collide during a falcon ditto for a double KO has a great feeling as well.
>>700382572
Shield break then an easy fully charge B for a KO.
>>700382372
I don't get it. Is this two threads in one? Is this a meme? Is this like a meet up? I just don't get it. This is insanity.
>>700382769
>fox
>shittier falco
you what
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>>700382037
Nothing that interesting, listening to music and chatting with a guy on steam i haven't talked in awhile.
How are your ships doing?
[Stock anime pic] Claimed
>>700382681
a skilled fox can beat any skilled roy
>>700382769
>fox shittier falco
Ok
>>700382890
how shield break though
>>700382922
(By the way, didn't mean to reply to anyone)
>>700382572
>Rattles
I agree.
>>700382922
its a cirlcejerk
>>700383132
a fox can beat any skilled roy
>>700383132
Side B on the finishing part you press down for that multi hit when their shield is low.
>>700382555
It still sucks. Now I'm back riding along my my boss in his truck and he keeps road raging. He's fucking maniac on the road.
>Wants me to lower my window so he can yell at people better
He smokes non stop sometimes my asthma kicks in. But yeah I'm still looking for a new job at this point I'll take anything
>>700382883
Thanks it's one of my favorite. Hit me up with one of your favorite too
>>700383070
ur waifu a shit
>playing fighting games
Why though.
Gonna be playing MGSV for a bit, so I'll be in and out, probably only one post from me in the next thread
Just when you told your mom she could go back upstairs because the bullies are gone
>>700383288
Little Mac can beat anyone.
>>700382579
That should help quite a lot. Hope you find it enjoyable, then.
Hey, that's good. No pressures, though. If you need to sleep, just do it without a question.
I'll try to be on Steam in case you can't find me on thread.
I'm trying to! And no worries. I'm sure you'll do better than me.
>>700382053
>Axel
You fucking... parasite? Or Virus? Whatever. I believe in the power of Sardines.
>>700383504
Fuckin virgin
>>700383061
Sounds pretty chill though.
Pretty good! Got dropped a Hiei last night.
Claimed
>>700383332
>He smokes non stop sometimes my asthma kicks in
Holy shit, that must fucking suck. You use inhalers though, right? I'd die if someone started smoking near me and I didn't have an inhaler on hand.
>>700383425
A lot of characters shit on little mac
>>700383288
a skilled meme can beat any meme characters
>>700383326
I mean for that to shield break they would have to have a really low shield
>>700383394
because fighting
>>700383425
Little Mac isn't in melee
Shygal claimed.
Whazzap everbody?
>>700383677
Was just a meme, Little Mac is pretty shit :^)
here
and
>>700383733
welcome back
>>700383656
She's cute.
>>700383393
[Recyles formula]
[Adds nice, positive, really circlejerky comment] no u
You guys are the absolute masters of cringe
>>700383727
>Little Mac isn't in melee
I know, kek.
Melee is the only smash I played.
>>700383538
Sardines...
Prinny Rule #1
You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say.
>>700383727
Peer Pressure on their shield. All offensive no defense.
>>700383656
That's a good claim.
>>700383727
But they're no fun. At least the player base isn't.
>>700383733
Music. You?
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
plz no bully
>>700383766
ok
>>700383727
captain falcon is unviable :^)
>>700383727
>Ignored
Fine then. Jerk maid.
>>700383393
[Recyles formula] [Stock anime pic, preferably the smug face stale meme]
[Adds nice, positive, really circlejerky comment] no u
Stealing your waifus get cucked!
>>700382883
i understand, just brightening up the situation
so what are you up to?
>>700382890
i never really hit anything with him though, his movement feels so weird to me
>>700383332
jesus dude, really find a new job
this guy isnt only an asshole but he also doesnt give a shit about your health
>i think he knows you have asthma right
>>700383394
smash bros is more of a party game for me
>yuno
>>700383861
I should definitely buy the fucking Disgaea bundle. Just watching a let's play of it, is just not enough. I need the actual game.
Disgaea 5 was fine gameplay wise. Storywise it sucked balls... dood
>>700380635
Jokes on you, I jerk off to animated 10 year olds.
>>700384023
I don't want to throw a big plastic thing at another person's face, that's the result of me playing fighting games. No way I could consider that a party game in my case.
>>700383394
I prefer shmups myself.
>>700383576
You said it.
>>700383733
Welcome.
>>700384191
then git gud
>>700384068
Jokes on you, I jerk off to floor tiles.
>>700383824
good, you missed out on all the bad games :^)
>>700383861
I guess if you fsmashed their shield before it could break
>>700383870
Eh
I find it pretty fun
>>700383963
ganon>falcon tbh
>>700383971
It what happens when you bully
>>700383661
I don't carry them around but I need to use them before going to bed or else I won't be able to sleep
>>700384023
I think I'd rather keep suffocating than have him even more irritable because he needs to smoke
>>700384250
Virgin autist weaboo
How much worse could you be?
>>700384311
Did I?
I wanted to get SSB4 for 3DS but I don't know if it's worth it.
I don't have a Wii U.
>up at 3:AM because hard core gamer
>playing tf2
>looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger
>rage and nearly shit myself
>tummy rumbles
>rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen
>look in freezer for hot pockets
>none left
>tip toe to mommys room
>she tried to lock her door but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper
>silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside
>m-mummy I shake her
>"yes, sweetie"
>your good boy needs more hot pockies
>"no anon I have-"
>squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose
>she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart
>go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai
>she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed
>I grab the box
>fucking ham and cheese
>thought I told that bitch pepporoni
>go to her room again
>door locked yet again
>this infuriates me
>with all my force I break open the door
>THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!
>nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box
>same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets
>mfw she brought back two boxes
>mfw she even brought back Baja blast from Taco Bell just to be sure I was sated
Calamity-masu'd
>>700383786
Heya, what've you been up to recently?
>>700383870
Just being bored, Enjoying the weekend off from driver's training.
>>700384441
>>700384281
Jokes on you, I jerk off to a mirror.
>>700383658
Mouth breathing degenerates who should've been excluded from the gene pool.
>>700384462
I bought my wii u just for smash tbh
>>700384311
Falcon > everyone because memes
>>700384441
He could be you
That would be a new lowpoint if you ask me
>>700384462
If you have friend with whom you can play it... yes, worth it
>>700384488
I have no words for this which would describe what I'm felling right now
>>700384023
I just mash random buttons at times and it works for that character.
>>700384060
Ikr That ending though. That final boss music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXJ7S1v5rjg
Though Seraphina is great.
>>700384311
Fsmash leaves you wide open though. Should either down tilt or jab at it.
Red sign soapstone claimed
>>700384356
I have to take mine everywhere I go because I have a chronic lung condition in addition to asthma which the doctors still can not identify.
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>>700383586
I think she is the most common of them.
Still great.
>>700384740
or just play marth
>>700384275
What if my cousin wants items on though? Since he only has Brawl, it's just one of us gets the Smash Ball and wins.
>>700384488
You're not doing it right.
>>700384714
The words are 'I want to kill myself'.
>>700384191
yea its weird because when i play against my brother i cant contain my rage
but when i play with my friends i am just really enjoying myself
>>700384356
that might be smart, but seriously just ditching the fag might be the best idea
>>700384740
kek i know the feeling. i only kinda know what im doing on young link or pikachu
>>700383332
sorry for late reply i like this one alot
>>700384023
my dads home today so im waiting on orders what to clean and what not
>>700384311
You're the bully here.
Fuck you.
>>700384740
aww yiss, fucking awesome ost.
Maybe the Opening music was a trying a bit too much to be attack on titan, besides that it's a great ost
>>700384710
>not even mentioning Shulk
You are not really feeling it.
The Monados Power is absolute.
I'M REALLY FEELING IT!
>>700384883
that would be the closest, yes
>>700384462
ssb4 is pretty fun
i prefer melee because im not a filthy casual though :^)
>>700384710
fox has superior memes
>>700384740
Yeah the endlag on fsmash is pretty bad
>>700385069
no need to be a mean bully :(
>>700384544
nothing at all
>>700384356
not OP but you are a faggot!
>>700384792
Definitely, about time I got a BB.
Well I gotta get going, helping a friend build a computer today.
See you all around!
>>700384883
Don't get hit
>>700385102
Shulk needs endlag/landing lag buffs to make him good. Fun to play, just not the greatest character.
>>700385167
Maybe so but falcon is the embodiment of a meme
>>700385245
Here's that (you) ya wanted.
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>2nd Amatsukaze get
>>700385069
You're the boat here.
>>700385360
Have fun
Broken straight sword Claimed
>>700384811
ROY'S OUR BOY
that chant.
>>700384903
Pikachu, I dislike fighting that character especially since the buffs he gained in Sm4sh.
Young Link was also fun to use. My favorite stages were Great Bay and Fountain of Dreams along with Poke Floats.
>>700385102
I didn't mind it. Only made me like that Opening music even more.
Lieze having three songs though dedicated to her.
>>700385167
Though that sweet spot on the Fsmash were to hit...It's devastating.
>>700384750
That sucks man. Mine was much worse when I was younger but I still can't have pets or be around smokers too much
>>700384903
I'm working on it
>>700385057
That's a very nice one I also love it
Harambe Claimed
>>700384544
You could go for a walk.
>>700385102
How are you today Chara?
>fucking awesome ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbVt041PAWA
>>700385404
But, what if I don't want him to get all fucking pouty for not winning? It's just a lose-lose situation, hence why I don't really tend to play the game.
>>700385486
That's a bad claim anon.
>>700385699
Horrible meme I'm glad the monkey got shot.
>>700385486
Moonlight Butterfly claimed.
>>700385167
You're the mean one.
>>700385461
Your waifu's job is to handle balls.
>>700385839
DICKS
Iron Pineapple claimed
soon
>>700385820
>But, what if I don't want him to get all fucking pouty for not winning?
Oh
>>700385699
Rip
>>700385572
I didn't mind it all that much either. It was just trying a teeny little bit too much to be Attack on Titan. it was still a great opening. But... it didn't capture the "lol, Disgaea" style of the game.
>>700385820
I'm great actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiofJ0_5Sb4
>I have the game
>on wii and 3ds
also you forgot the most epic normal battle encounter of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgcSfGSCiNs
>>700386154
that's a fucking good claim m8
>>700386137
OUT
>>700385588
It's probably because I got pneumonia when I was 5. It's possible I don't even have a condition that could be called a sickness, but that my lungs just didn't mature right due to being fucked up when I was little.
For about 10 years I was pretty much fine, even though I didn't grow as fast as I should have, but when I was halfway through highschool I got bronchitis again due to walking in the rain, and I've been steadily declining since.
>>700385404
the dream meme
>>700385572
A shame that pretty much every move other than it sucks
>>700385839
better than dat boi and damn daniel atleast
>>700386044
its hard to not be mean
>>700386266
FOR
>>700385588
thanks making food so slow replys from me
>>700385296
Fucknut she's mine!
>>700379845
Bitch I found on Facebook claimed
>>700386334
ALLAH
>>700385820
Under what claims? (Geddit)
>>700386334
HARAMBE
>>700385213
Huh, you don't really do much that often huh? Whenever I ask you "Whats up?" You almost always respond with, "Nothing."
>>700385820
I would, but the weather's kinda shitty right now.
Aanndd image cap now
Switching over to overwatch
Y'all need dank souls.
>>700386679
Fail
Last image get.
>>700386247
Nice 247 get.
Disgaea 5 though was more serious story line than the previous ones especially after seeing that Asagi is normal.
>>700386334
Least Roy is better now in Sm4sh.
