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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Be a slutty maid!
>>700362143
Were you insinuating the sex?
I don't know how to have sex with a boat. Penis goes where?
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
well turns out i cant do anything productive without sleep
>chill day incomming
you guys any plans for today?
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>700362268
You know well how it goes.
>wake up this morning next to my Waifu pillow
>gently kiss her so I don't wake her up
>manage to lift myself out of bed without moms help
>knock over a few piss jugs in the process
>turn on computer and load up /b/
>see the 24/7 Waifu claim thread up, gonna be a fun morning
>someone has claimed my waifu
>I look to my bed to make sure she's still there and not off with some other otaku
>call mom down to basement
>she has a fresh batch of pizza rolls for her baby boy
>I get back on my bed and hold my legs in the air so she can change my adult diaper
>squirt warm liquid feces composted of Tyson chicken nuggets and little Debbie brownies all over her
>mommys so proud of her baby
Claiming
Well that didn't last long. Pretty disappointing I must say
>>700362354
Other than sleeping, calling Koume a cute, and going over to check on the bike and stuff? Nope. Not really.
>>700362379
Told you. Not even one more thread.
>>700362401
This one is actually pretty hilarious.
>>700362361
Nope. I don't understand. Pls help.
>>700361994
Obviously not, boatcunt
>>700362202
Froge? I'm not too sure what you mean
>>700362236
Thank you, I will allow you to be my maid now ~
>claimed
>>700362562
New megameme is mean.
Who is this magnificent new spammer? It's invigorating to have new spam.
>>700362521
>but you are the cute one
why does your bike need checking?
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>700362551
Just look at your Sendai r34 collection
>>700362675
That's MeguMEAN
still here
>just
>>700362740
Don't have one. Share yours?
How should I kill myself?
>>700362521
These panic button memes are actually kind of amusing but they'll only be that way for one thread
>>700362801
Hello Ayase
>fuck
>>700362936
noose
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>700362812
Give me a moment.
>get to episode 9 of Madoka Magica
>have been thinking for a while now that Kyoko is best
>make the decision that she certainly is
>Kyoko, spoiler alert, fucking dies
Just fuck my best girl up.
>>700362812
>>700362740
>
>>700363054
>Kyouko dies
Time to make fun of Kyouko anon
>>700362613
A frog was talking about you!
>>700362705
>But I'm not!
It's borked, remember? I like to work on it a bit myself, even if I'm only doing simple tasks. Plus, just by watching, I learn more about it.
>>700362990
I didn't actually look at them. Oh well.
>>700363054
But blue man, they, spoiler, all die all the time.
>>700363120
You don't have the authority to do that.
>>700363176
Well, I mean, Kyubitch already kind of told everyone how it's going to end.
Something something time, something something energy, something something grief, something something dream.
Interesting that you choose to refer to me as blue man, because that time comes up today.
Still better than your waifu.
>>700363378
And, there's really only one proper way to treat Kyubey.
>>700363375
Says who?
Miss Botefucker?
>>700363378
It's simply what I know you as elsewhere.
And yep. An eternal time loop of suffering.
>>700363378
fagglord
>>700363176
can barely type
>>700363176
>You're the cutest tsundre around
Stop denying it
Ow yea I forgot sorry, I guess it makes sense
Also it's your hobby so you're probably enjoying it
>Seens like a hassle to me
Looks like this morning is already a bitch. Good thing I'm going back home now.
>>700363176
Was it that damn smug Pepe again?
>fucking normies in my thread
>>700363618
Have a cup of tea and sit back
>>700363054
Fuck you i was just watching that.
>>700363602
Who are you quoting?
>>700363539
If no one else, me.
>>700363588
Nice try, but nobody buys it.
>>700363761
No one
>"Quote"
> >Greentext
>>700362657
Anymore?
>>700363563
Eternity does not exist, if He has any say in it.
>>700363700
With this two hour drive, Dr. Pepper is what I'll be drinking.
/waifu/ isn't what it used to be
I'm leaving
Goodbye
>>700363602
>I am not! Reeeeeee!
Yep! I always enjoy going to work on it, or see what's being done to it.
>What seems like a hassle?
>>700363700
Nah, frog is unrelated to this place but apparently lurked a few times.
>>700363868
What if the Curse shows up to make sure eternity exists though?
>>700364004
God damn elitist
You're not wanted here
>>700364004
This
Most anons in this thread are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/ is all about
There are a bunch of new faces over here or I'm getting crazy?
>>700364136
make one on /a/ for us plz
>>700364004
40 years old dont belong here
![Ayase [19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UQg9zEB.jpg "Ayase [19].jpg")
>>700362990
Hey Akiko
>>700364056
cold
>>700363882
Going on a road trip?
>>700364047
Don't think I've ever seen them before
>>700364192
Nice to meet you
>>700362220
kazoo kid claimed
>>700364192
Probably just you.
>>700364364
Given my job, I'm used to it.
>>700364047
>Denying like that makes you even cuter
Yea that's exactly what seems like a hassle to me, if I had a bike I just want it to drive me somewhere and not to tinker around with it
>>700364047
J is more powerful.
I could never imagine of getting to His level.
/waifu/ isn't what it used to be
I'm leaving
Goodbye
>>700364364
Like I said, they don't post here!
>>700364508
>But I'm not cute! Yuno stahp!
Then you'd want a 400-600cc Honda. Things are bulletproof.
I don't mind if it breaks, just.... Not 104 miles away pls.
>>700364512
I dunno, I've seen the Curse get pretty ridiculous.
>Super comfy right now, if I pass out, I apologize in advance.
>>700362220
I claim crazy frog as waifu
>>700364734
please mate no
/waifu/ isn't what it used to be
I'm leaving
Goodbye
>>700364958
/goodbye/ isn't what it used to leave
I'm using
Waifu
>>700364268
All's good with you today I hope?
>>700364734
Too soon
best gorilla claimed
>>700365138
God tier claim
>dicks out
>>700364491
What do you do?
>>700364772
Oh well, maybe I'll see them the next time they decide to post
>>700365138
>>700365165
>>700365201
>too soon
They said there would be goats?
Get to the rabb.it.
We're watching Home Movies.
>>700364772
>Implying I actually want a bike
It was hypothetical, I'd rather stay alive, for now. Give me a bicycle and I'm fine
Also the trains in the Netherlands pretty much reach every town, no matter how small plus it's free for students
>Now who's the one being teased? Cutie
>>700365036
Fucking kek
>>700365036
I'm isn't what goodbye used leaving be
waifu to
it
>>700365228
thanks your waifu is cute
>>700365245
this is never going to change
>>700365262
Quit fucking advertising
>>700365255
Real Karen?
>>700365138
DICKS
>>700365270
I heard train travel in Europe is far faster than in the US. Any merit to that?
>If my bike isn't gunna be fixed soon, I'll just have to ride something else~
>>700365334
He died after his birthday
>>700365334
You know she is.
A shame Harambe had leave us so soon. Assassinated much like JFK and for what? A little nigger with neglectful parents. A true tragedy
>should've been the kid
>>700365049
Shall see when the time comes
>tfw australia
Thanks though, it's about time I head off, sleeping pattern has been anything but normal lately
g'night all (well, morning for most)
>>700365605
Harambe is a male lowland gorilla
>>700365245
I work as a contractor, installing/uninstalling/fixing machines like Wal-mart self check-outs for example.
>>700365255
No goats here.
>>700365398
No, fake.
>Probably Sachii again.
>>700365577
OUT
Daily reminder that you all are the lowest fucking scum on this board, that everyone hates you, and that you autistic betafags will never be accepted or loved.
fucking kill yourselves
>>700365766
Wasn't Karen supposed to be getting back soon?
>>700365766
Not sachi
>>700365583
Yea it's pretty sweet. I can get from my university back to home within 2 hours.
Did i mention it's free yet?
>Going again with the lewd talk~
>wake up this morning next to my Waifu pillow
>gently kiss her so I don't wake her up
>manage to lift myself out of bed without moms help
>knock over a few piss jugs in the process
>turn on computer and load up /b/
>see the 24/7 Waifu claim thread up, gonna be a fun morning
>someone has claimed my waifu
>I look to my bed to make sure she's still there and not off with some other otaku
>call mom down to basement
>she has a fresh batch of pizza rolls for her baby boy
>I get back on my bed and hold my legs in the air so she can change my adult diaper
>squirt warm liquid feces composted of Tyson chicken nuggets and little Debbie brownies all over her
>mommys so proud of her baby
>>700365699
force of habit. My bad
>>700365640
Night friend
the oldfags are the real fucking losers
>>700365893
Re: Zero on Toonami when?
>>700364192
rainforest <3
>>700365255
go back to isis
>>700365766
not me
probably shinobunni
>>700365766
I'm taking a Computer Electronics course in college, did you take something similar?
>>700365901
>2 hours
Yikes. I can drive to the college I'm gunna go to in a matter of 20 minutes tops.
>I can't control when I do and don't want to be lewd~
>>700366066
Slut
Harambe is a child rapist
>>700365848
Karen posted on /c/ yesterday
>>700365969
The oldfags are useless weeabos pissed off now that successful persons are chatting in their safe space.
I'm just here for my blowjob
>>700366066
I uh meant, my parents' house. I study in Amsterdam and have an apartment there but I go home during the weekends because I'm a jew and don't want to spend money on food.
From my apartment it's a 15 min bike ride
>You're lewd a lot
>Ik not complaining~
>>700366253
No goats?
rate my wifu
>>700366346
No goats
>>700366468
3D thrash
>wake up this morning next to my Waifu pillow
>gently kiss her so I don't wake her up
>manage to lift myself out of bed without moms help
>knock over a few piss jugs in the process
>turn on computer and load up /b/
>see the 24/7 Waifu claim thread up, gonna be a fun morning
>someone has claimed my waifu
>I look to my bed to make sure she's still there and not off with some other otaku
>call mom down to basement
>she has a fresh batch of pizza rolls for her baby boy
>I get back on my bed and hold my legs in the air so she can change my adult diaper
>squirt warm liquid feces composted of Tyson chicken nuggets and little Debbie brownies all over her
>mommys so proud of her baby
>>700366346
>>700366253
Just goat blowjobs.
As in, you get to blow the goat.
>>700366545
>thrash
Wot
>>700366468
Mor pls
>>700366629
>requesting 3D trash
Waifu just isn't the same any more. Do you even OWN a body pillow?
>>700366709
Do you?
>>700366623
can i blow the cat?
Claiming Felix
Woke up with a bloody nose and blood on my face and hands
>>700366902
Only if i'm the cat, bb.
>>700366905
Nice husbando
>>700366905
ur geting cancer from the tread
leave wile u steel can
>>700362220
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700366973
you are the cat
>>700367060
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367093
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367124
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367150
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367062
Stop joking about karem
He was the only one who liked me
MAKE A WISH!!
>>700367173
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367062
Deal. Let's do this thing.
>>700367206
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367231
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367258
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367284
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367311
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367338
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
here
This is some fucking neckbeard ass shit right here my dudes
>>700367357
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367019
No I'm pretty sure once you've had any sort of cancer you can't get any kind of cancer other again, so I'm good
>>700367369
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
RICK HARRISON SAYS NO TO THIS VIRGINITY
>>700367404
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367439
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
RICK HARRISON SAYS NO TO THIS AUTISM
>>700367463
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
>>700367484
MARTIN TIMELL SAYS NO TO FAGGOTRY
RICK HARRISON SAYS NO TO THIS PUSSY SHIT
>>700367194
I am karen dess
>>700367215
>i take your big slutty maid dick
:^)
CHUM LEE SAYS NO TO THIS FAGGOT TREE
RICK HARRISON SAYS NO THIS THIS WEABOO FILTH
>>700367560
Fuck you Sachi :^)
I like this martin guy.
>>700366905
Damn you know the cause?
Someone might have punched you while you were sleeping
>>700367369
Hey tomoko
Sleep well?
>>700367715
RICK HARRISON SAYS NO TO THIS ETERNAL FUCKING VIRGINITY
>>700367782
i guess. my neck and shoulders hurt
you guys are so fucking pathetic and so easy to target
fuck these faggot piece of shit threads /b/ is not your safe space you fucking retard pieces of shit
>>700367715
Hello, Kyouko.
>>700367782
>Someone might have punched you while you were sleeping
>>700367941
But you're the one triggered anon
>>700367908
Oh that kinda sucks
Fall asleep in a bad position?
>>700368024
Too bad they didn't just kill it instead.
>>700367941
Let's fucking burn the next thread. I hate these fucking weaboo virgins and I want them to get out of their safe zone
![WO [193].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zwM8FAO.jpg "WO [193].jpg")
>>700367715
>>700368024
Wait
You do realise that was ironic right
>Inb4 you fell for my bait lelel
Is y'all autism and virginites truly so powerful and everlasting that as soon as one Waifu thread goes down, another pops up, 24/7? Get a job and get laid you fucking complete losers. Everyone cringes at you just like in high school.
>>700368092
i always do then.
>>700368117
>>700367941
We know it's you
>>700368117
They are leaving one by one. Spam some more threads and /waifu/ will die.
>>700365848
They should've been back on Thursday, but Mugen said that Karen was already home but just hasn't posted yet.
>>700366623
This.
>>700365990
Oh yeah, that reminds me, S3 confirmed!
>>700366025
I guess you could say that.
>>700368365
Good. Spam with me. A new one pops up every time they hit the image cap, I've got plenty pics saved for the occasion
>>700368365
>spam
You seem confused, this isn't spam
Hey! ID's are back!!!
>>700368314
You always have neck and shoulder pain
Perhaps it is you who needs to see a doctor
>>700368365
Nah man don't worry
Traffic is always low this time of day
>>700367996
Hi.
>>700368122
Someone link the new thread :3 anon kun wants more wifey wifeys :3
Oh boy oh boy oh boy a new thread is coming
>>700367782
I doubt it
Make thread
No new thread? I think we have won the battle and /Waifu/ is dead
>>700369217
No point. The newfags are just gonna spam it. I'm done let's go to /a/
It takes a bit for another thread to come up you fucking morons
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