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>>700358978
This is very close to where I live, and the dhl truck literally works from out of my previous wokplace (dhl warehouse).
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>>700358769
Graphic, but probably a humane death, don't think the guy had any time to suffer.
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>>700358978
>Braking
Dun goof'd
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>>700358978
>the school bag
:(
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>>700360702
Dont worry you poofta they all survived
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>>700360902
Why are you being rude to me? :(
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>>700358769
crazy, Never seen anything like this. Those terrorist fucks sure got a sense of style. But what a bunch of scum bags.
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>>700360902
Source?
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>>700358769
Dang. I never noticed a "bobblehead" effect before. NEAT.
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>>700360986
Ahhh.. Britain...
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>>700361111
Nice quads
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>>700361205
so its fake? i'm confused
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>>700360637
Wait, wtf happened? where did that tire come from?
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>>700358769
Wait, is this actually real?
It looks fake as fuck.
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>>700361754
From the old white car to the right of the motorcycle
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>>700361859
Real.

The fake you're talking about is low caliber movie headshots you're accustomed to faggot, join the military and kill some people.
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That moment when you know ur fucked.
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>>700358769
hey guys pls post this one with a guy on scooter hitting multiple cars and falling into the big hole.This one is brilliant but i didnt managed to save. It was in previous rekt thread. Thx
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>>700359597
except being captured by terrorists, proboably tortured in advance and seeing the people before him suffering the same fate, nah, probably not.
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>>700362279
Ok mr tough guy on the internet, I bet I'll do closeup executions like that if i join the military golly gee i can't wait i already registered
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>>700362294
wen u nut n she stil sukn
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>>700362294
thats the face I make when i remember cringy moments from my life
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>>700362279
Okay, if you actually have first-hand combat experience from shooting someone so close that the compressed air from the muzzle blast actually makes the victim's skin flatter like that from the inside out, then you should probably stop executing people.

Also, my country isn't at war. Only losers and retards join the military.
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>>700359378
KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY
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>>700362334
this?
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>>700358769
How is that rekt he is going to allah, that is anything but rekt he is getting the "Middle Eastern Treatment"
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>>700363091
whats going on
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>>700363200
yes. thank you anon
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>>700363091
Is that an underground nuclear detonation ?
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>>700363091
What in the actual Fuck?
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>>700363413
nah it's nerve gas
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>>700363323
underground weapons test, possibly nuclear
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>>700363285
>>700363425
I flatulated.
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>>700363200
Kekd so hard
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>>700361574
Appears legit.

I've never shotgun'd someone in the head, but I was pretty fucking close with my M4.
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>>700363285
this
>>700363413
It's clips from various underground nuke tests
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>>700363285
Underground nuclear testing.
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>>700363790
Looks like they both made it.
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>>700363790
the bitch woulda ended up dead after i beat her
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>>700358769
HERES THE VID HOMOS

http://theync.com/horrible-isis-new-3-point-black-gunshots-to-head-and-3-behadings-video.htm
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Your all fat pussys
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>>700364167
HERES ANOTHER ONE FAGGETS

http://theync.com/brand-new-shotgun-execution-by-isis-slow-motion-added.htm
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>>700358769
Mfw
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>>700358769
appearantly getting shotgunned in the face turn you into maissie williams
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>>700363425
>>700363285
gravity 404 error
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>>700362858
I don't care what your opinion on the military is I wasn't in it.
My first hand experience with close quarter firearms stems from my work as an armed driver, my boss has bodyguards more heavily armed than I am, but I've killed six assholes in self defense working for him. Good money.
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This is a good thread
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>>700364234
kek
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>>700365563
Do a backflip
>absolute kek
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>>700358769
It actually styled his hair better.
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>>700365563
the big twist is that there are two different cars hitting two different people in this gif
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>>700361111
praise /b
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>>700365891
Lava man!
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>>700360986

The most satisfying kek
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>>700359378
Didn't think that one through
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>>700366101
>webm
>filename
you owe me my sides anon
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>>700366354
I don't catch it
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>>700366101
HFW

also I think it's fake. they prob. didn't bury him.
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>>700365891
KRAKATOA
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>>700366491
it's real dog
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>>700360986
Why does she keep doing it over and over?
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>>700366597
>rekt thread
>posts gore
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>>700366491
It's reversed you fucking idiot. They rescued the dog. Holy fuck you are so stupid, an hero.
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>>700366572
unless you have a full video of it, I doubt it.
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>>700366700
how would it be reversed? we dont have time machines, dumbass.
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>>700363177
>not naming file a sign from above
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>>700366700
holy fucking. I didn't notice that!
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>>700366636
Yeah I've seen this similar occurance in many other gifs...
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>>700366670
Image board, posts image.

KYS
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>>700365563
7.8, poor landing.
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>>700362326
Why the hell does this remind me of Tetsuo transforming into a baby blob?
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>>700364017
>COMING THROUGH
filename kek
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>>700367010
>Yoga Flame
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>>700364167
Fucking kek...They're showing flash backs of his life and all, when will they start to send scripts to hollywood?
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i saw this video of a big black african guy with a club made out of a tree trunk, comically trying to swing it down onto this smaller african guy while running through a street. it would make a comical thunk sound everytime he missed but he kept chasing him. eventually, the smaller black guy hit a corner and slowed down, thats when the tree club came smashing down on his head. he crumpled to the floor and proceeded to get further rekt. it was so cartoonish but real, i couldnt help but find it hilarious. it was on bestgore or someshit. i wish i could watch that video one more time.
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>>700363790
[Niggers]
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>>700366888
TripLord demands blood
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>>700366957
This one nails it though
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>>700362581
dindu nuffin

nigger detected
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>>700367202
Flashbacks?
As in, his last words and crime he was punished for?

What a massive host of memories and flashbacks you fucking cuck.
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>>700365563
>yeah let's just stop here on the freeway and get out of our cars and not pay attention to oncoming cars approaching at high speeds
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>>700367441
Oh man, kek
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>>700367295
I wanna watch that video where a guy in the car drives by two semi naked niggers, who then proceed to sing songs of Michael Jackson, While one slaps the other on the butt with a twig, where the one being slapped at one point will flex his ass cheeks real crazy.

I need it for the lulz.
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>>700367666
Oh snap. Demonic trips!
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>>700367666
Hi Satan, good to see you bro.
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>>700367592
yes, reenacting his crime would constitute a flashback in a movie you fuckwit
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>>700359178
really? That exact DHL truck? You're a dumbass
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>>700364678
y tho
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>>700358769
isis spamming this same webm everyday
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>>700367737
What is demonic about 666 faggot?
Do you even know what it actually represents?

Because it has nothing to do with some horned faggot and his demonic nignogs.
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>>700360986
brutal, did she died?
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>>700368053
who knows
man is a mysterious beast
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>>700358769
compare to other ISIS executions this was merciful
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>>700368294
she was sentenced to the electric chair
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>>700367863
He didn't reenact his crime, he did it on camera and got snitched on.

They displayed what happens when you behave like him, and allowed him to make a final statement of his regret.

Google translate sandnigger.
"Flashbacks" kek you fucking child.
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>>700361754
white fiat 128 at the left.
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>>700368326
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>>700368619
Never forget.
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>>700368619
this kills the toad
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>>700368512
>That guy got snitched and caught and cam while looking suspicious and counting the money he just stole meanwhile the camera is right in front of his fucking face

you're as credible as my hairy balls isis
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>>700367005
Movie was great
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>>700365426
Mall Ninja? Is that you?
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>>700358769
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>>700368619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQaKcpaot3c
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>>700363866
Explain yourself
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>>700359378
why didn't he climb down?
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>>700365426
Does telling lies on the internet make you feel good about yourself?
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>>700365563
Nope, talcum powder.
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>>700368892
No malls in this part of South America.
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>>700365891
I wonder if the people who did this recognize the barbarity and evil the perpetrate.
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>>700369003
anon imagined he killed someone with his water gun and wants to share his story
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>>700369102
kek
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>>700368406
You. I like you.
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>>700364452
when you bust but she keeps on sucking
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>>700369014
I've done this but only to 2m in height.
Climbing down is...not an option.
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>>700368912
bueno
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>>700369407
definitely voted for obama
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>>700369407
aw chucks anon
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>>700369100
I'm sure they think they are the good guys punishing infidels. Amazing really.
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>>700365891
>
Fuck that skull is strong as hell.
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>>700369045
On the contrary, b is a place I can be honest.

>Be me 19 raised in a gun toting 'merica fam. Looking on Craigslist for a shitjob, and find post for a driver with firearms experience, no military or police background required. Lie and told the guy I have professional driving experience for business types as requested in his requirements.
Turns out he was looking for someone who will keep their mouth shut, and have no ties to police or military. 9 years later I still work for him, drive from US to Mexico twice every month, and fly from Mexico to other locations sometimes. He owns a bunch of resorts as a travel front, all his money is drug/blood made.

AMA nignog
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>>700358769
Must have been small shot in that round. Buck shot would have put most of his brains on that wall behind him. Love that brain matter snail on his nose, though.
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>>700362449
as far as isis executions go this was extremely mellow and humane
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>>700368326
sl3ep tight pupper
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>>700368619
french battle toads space adventure
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>>700369999
Do you stay for the pay or the job?
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>>700366636
I guess she's doing it over and over cause it be's like lays potato chips, you can't stop with just one.
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>>700367592
So what was his crime?
What are all these duddes crimes? Hes too well dressed to be an enemy combatant.
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>>700370337
Dam I got all trips, what do I win??
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>>700369999
Start a thread detailing your murders. Like an AMA of driving round ikilling people.
God Speed you murderous nignog.
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>>700370268
At first both, felt super cool having such a unique job. My wife says she hates it now because I am gone a fuckload, but we go on vacations and live well.
I don't make enough to quit the work, but more than I could have imagined being a high school dropout, with little motivation to do anything with my life.

Last year he sent me and my family to watch a property he owns in Australia, we stayed their on a 6 month vacation getting paid. I just had to sign for packages and then re-package/re-mail them elsewhere.

Now it's all about the money, but I have great rapport with my 'boss' and I intend to stay for as long as I can under his employment.
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>>700369999
Were any of the 6 killings execution style? Have you ever engaged in some badass dialogue with someone, then shot them?
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>>700362294
wtf. where is this from (links)
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>>700370915
Sounds like the good life. Stay safe anon.
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No.700363866 Wow pretty edgy bro
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>>700362858
All those losers and retards could destroy you, fag. I mean, just whoop your ass. I bet you'd look up at them with tears in your eyes, begging for mercy and wondering if it will stop.
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>>700358978
Is there a dildo?
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>>700371663
I'm a bad person
but I'm very amused by fat little shits crying after getting rekt
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>>700371877
Well, that was fake.
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>>700371819
>dignity chariot
I am never going to stop using this word from now on
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>>700364906
No, Bruno Mars. Are you blind?
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>>700366822
kek
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>>700358769

This was in a YLYL thread yesterday
I laughed so fucking hard that now im pretty sure i have a ticket to hell with my name on it
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>>700370950
My boss has a 'safeword' I guess, (Chap) he throws it into conversation if he wants the guy he is talking to dead. Only once did I execute someone due to this 'safeword', but his other ex-military armed guards have done this on many occasions.

He was in a hot tub with this Jap, they were speaking in Japanese with each other and I could tell my boss was frustrated with him. He looked at me, who was one of two other people present and he said "Hey Jackie, be a chap and bring us the scotch." And he went back to talking in Jap speak. I knew what 'chap' meant, he was sick of this guy wasting his time and I was at this time the only one working for him frequently that hasn't killed anyone, ever. The other guy with us was this black dude who was ex Delta or something, he muttered with a smile to me and said "You're gonna love that scotch kiddo." I walked to an adjacent room with a half wall dividing them, I opened a wall fridge that was there and grabbed the scotch, on my way back to the hot tub, the Jap looked back at me holding the bottle and then back to my boss. I approached and drew my two shot derringer, all he let me carry at the time, and I shot the Jap in the back of the head.

He slumped into the water and my boss & his henchman gave my an approving sarcastic clap and my boss said "What a fucking mess." And reached for the bottle, he opened it and passed it back to me and told me to have a big swig.

My boss stayed in the tub, with the Jap and his blood for another 20 minutes or so and then went and made himself a drink.
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>>700372215
oh golly gee anon you are one tough gentleman
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>>700369100
That's a good question.
I've met a lot of Christians who go on and on endlessly about doing "God's work" by insulting everyone they meet that's "unchristian", and most of them say "Yeah, it's mean, and it's bad, but it's God's work so it's just".

Maybe these people are so mentally ill that they feel disgusted with themselves to the point of dissociation, but think they have to because it's Allah's work.
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>>700372070
There's one man who just lost his livelihood in an area with no support systems and will starve to death.
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>>700372070
poor goates
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>>700361205
A good fake
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>700373931
you can't just post it, you need to stir up shit and respond with it.
C'mon
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>>700371443
Can someone tell me what happens in this one? Once he starts picking at his eye I am afraid to watch any further.
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>>700372355
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>>700373931
OKAY, NOT SURE IF TROLL OR
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably just a fucking newfag who cannot even get fucking laid.
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>>700374481
how
fucking
new
are
you
>The copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan’s /jp/[4]
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>>700368406
roll the Benny Hill music
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>>700374640
kek
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>>700372355
wait, ur boss stayed in the tub with a dead jap in it ?
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>>700369999
But you live in your moms basement eating tendies. Why lie?
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>>700370313
Fucking lost it.
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>>700370063
Compared to being burned alive or some shit yea.
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>>700374481
Why would you question a real Navy Seal.
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>>700370313
this shit always cracks me up...thanks anon, i needed that today
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>>700373410
what the fuck was that ?
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>>700371524
Thanks /b/ro.

>>700370950
As for dialogue, another man I killed was federali/mexican cop?

He pulled in front of us in southern Mexico and slammed on his brakes, I almost crashed into him and he jumped out of his car with gun drawn. My boss told me to roll 'his' backseat window down, not mine, and if he (Beaner) makes me roll the window down to kill him.

I rolled the back window down, all the side windows are tinted as fuck, very hard to see through. The Beaner started hammering my window rapidly with his knuckles and leaned towards the back and said something in spanish to my boss. And I heard my boss say "Sure, sure, no problema no problema" or something like that and he patted my shoulder and gave it a strong squeeze, which in that moment made me feel like, no matter what I do, he will keep me safe from any legal repercussions that could come.

I had a piece across my ribcage underneath a very vacationer looking Hawaiian shirt with the upper buttons undone. I slid it out as I began rolling the window down, looking at this Beaner with his gun out through my window and he couldn't see me. His gun was aimed at the ground and he only had one hand on it because he was very irritatingly hammering the window still with his knuckles. As our eyes met, I had a big friendly shit eating grin, maybe even like that "Problem Officer?" Trollface on b all the time, and I said "Yo soy maricone!" Which I now know means, "I am a Faggot!" But my boss and his henchman had been fucking with me, telling me it means "I am American!" And it was the only spanish I knew at the time besides Hola, ffs. Anyway, I had a glock, I shot him right on the tip of the nose, it was like an imploding star.
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>>700373931
What I love the most about this is "gorilla warfare"
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>>700371877
>dat filename
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>>700373931
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>>700374986
nerve gas
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>>700368406
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>>700368053
water parks are fun
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>>700374481
>>700373931
Betting my house that's a samefag
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>>700374189
Schizophrenia. Patient thinks that he is a robot and he try to remove cameras in his eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVFkN2v-HjUWKE4wzLTQJkg/videos
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>>700368406
kek
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>>700375002
You should write a book, kinda like James Fray did, and he made millions more off that then he ever did shooting anyone.
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>>700363091
DAFAQ IS DIS?
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>>700358769
This fake shit again?
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>>700363200
checkd and kekd
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>>700374481
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>>700366101
don't you put that doge in that well.
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>>700373931
>>700374481
>>700375203

Samefag.
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>>700375002
how much do you make per month ?
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>>700375430
samefag
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>>700367005
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>>700375586
differentfag...surprise
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>>700374189
he just picks at his eye and pulls some of the top layer of his eye off
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>>700375104
Nope, talcum powder.
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>>700373704
>Ground Beef
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>>700367010
topkek
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>>700358978
So satisfying to see asshole drivers get what they deserve. You just know it was either a woman or some dumbfuck teenybopper.
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>>700375430
>>700375465
>>700375586
>>700375486
samefag
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>>700371663
Huntin for hot pocket
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>>700371140
you're trolling right ? lmao
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>>700375778
Fagfag
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>>700374481
newfag spotted
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>>700370143
That was a donkey bro
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>>700373704
Now that's how you tip a cow!
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>>700375778
try again
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>>700375924
summerfag
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>>700376037
Nice shoop.
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>>700375778
filename
>>700369704
How come the nignog missed him? He had a gun to the drivers face
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>>700375104
That's one fucking tank of a bus, looks like it takes a rollover with just a cracked windscreen and zero significant deformation of the body, at least so far as we can see at the front.
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>>700373793
not really, it's real
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>>700375909
>>700375909
samefag
>>700375924
>newfag spotted
said the newfag
>>700376037
frenchfag
>>700376044
oldfag
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>>700358769
Do you realize you're making fun of a young boy who died horribly? Imagine yourself in that situation.
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>>700362294
Fuck yeah, House Stark. Can I get an autograph, Ms. Williams?
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>>700375104
Fucking seatbelts how do they work?
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>>700375775
It was a woman but she did survive.
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>>700375486
>how much do you make per month ?

He pays me a flat 5 grand every month, my family and I live rent free in a suite, in a tall building a bunch of floors below him. Because I drive for him, almost exclusively now, unless he is driving himself, I go where he goes.

He pays for all three of my sons to go to a private education facility, and recently paid off all my past due child support on my daughter who I have no way to have a life/relationship with. It was one of his birthday presents to me, because I had been not paying it out of spite because her mom is endlessly hiding from me, and I got a court order to pay it up to a point or go to prison for back due child support. He paid off all 60,000+ dollars to make sure I am not fucking going anywhere.

When I do big shit, like shoot a guy, he always deposits a lot more than 5k into my account. He is honestly like a father to me now, which is a conflicting issue for me because my actual father tried to fight him over the work I do (it's obvious to my family something shady is up but they know very little) and my boss, who's a long time jujitsu expert grappled my father to the floor and told him that I am a king compared to him, and that he lives only because of his blood relation to me. To which after he choked my dad out with a sleeper hold or whatever, and he awoke in shock and left, I haven't talked to him since.
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>>700374986
a very big goliath grouper I suppose
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>>700376625
it's just there in the air
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>>700376510
You do realise you're on/b/ right? Fucked up shit gets posted here all the time.
Plus as others have mentioned, whilst he did indeed died he got it quick and painless compared to a lot of others killed in similar circumstances but far worse ways. But don't worry, give it a few weeks and he'll be largely forgotten here and only occasionally show up in these threads instead of every single one.
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>>700376262
lol that black lady at the end
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>>700376943

>bullshit the post
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>>700376488
stahp
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>>700365563
fake
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>>700375735
well played, anon
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>>700376943
Would you give your life for him?
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>>700376560
top lel
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>>700369100
No like good Muslims and Christians they don't
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>>700376125
When you are trying to kill someone and they are trying to kill you, it's harder to shoot straight because adrenaline.
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>>700362524
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>700376262
A gay person filmed this.
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>>700368912
Fuck that was satisfying.
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>>700376943
Post proof you absolute faggot
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>>700363091
that kids is underground nerve gas circa 1968
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>>700378257
Nope, talcum powder.
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>>700364318
I cringed - how can one be so fucking retarded?
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>>700378367
>women
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What the hell did he get shot by?
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>>700378555
slug.
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>>700374986
I'm thinking it was a tiger fish, maybe?
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>>700378355
Stop trying to make talcum powder happen.
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>>700377223
Whatevs, thanks for reading.

Another time, my boss was furious in the other room, because this whore he had over at his place (we were in Thailand) kept wanting more and more coke, and she would stop sucking his dick I guess to crawl away and go do another line. He grabbed her by the hair and dragged her out into the living area, I was on the couch lurkin' b on my phone and he started yelling "DOES THIS FUCKING CUNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S WORTH 2GS OF COKE?" And he heel dropped her skull into the tile floor and she started seizing and flopping on the floor. I didn't say anything because he was having a huge episode, rambling like a coke head. And then she started throwing up all the mixed drinks she's been having and he went to the bathroom and slammed the door. He called out through the door and told me to give her a pillow, and I put a couch pillow under her head and just kinda sat next to her unsure of what to do. He came out of the bathroom and laughed at me and he was like "Nononononnonononononononno, PUT THAT FUCKING PILLOW OVER THAT CUNTS FACE".
I felt extremely uncomfortable at first, but once I forced the pillow down over her face it felt like business as usual.
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>>700368119
"Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath, for he knows the time is short"

"Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast, fpr it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six"

Pick up a bible, heathen. You may yet have everlasting life and dwell in the House of the Lord forever. I'll pray for you.
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>>700370313
Who is this, this guy is great
I saw one video with him explaining "the simplen electric circuit"
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>>700369704
that has to be Chile...
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>>700378006

Right? Like It's a webm of people getting shot, but it is the perfect amount of time, it's compelling and it has justice. I consider it to be better than 90-95% of TV & movies out there today.

Also:
>who wears flip flops to a robbery?
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>>700378848
Sounds like she deserved it, coke heads usually do.
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>>700377724
Fuuuck this was at mt school years ago. Fun as as fuck
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>>700368912
Fake and gay.

Notice how he windows are taped up? Yeah, that's because they KNEW that the windows were going to be shot-out and they did not want anyone to get hurt by the flying glass.
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>>700378958
666 is a mistranslation.

616 is the real number, it represents Nero, and fear Christians had of him at the time.

Also Revelation is bullshit, is doesn't match up with the rest of the bible.
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>>700378819
Nope, talcum powder.
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>>700371443
LOL ...I can only get about 5 seconds into the clip.
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>>700378848

lol, you're really enjoying living this little lie.
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>>700371877
Fake but fun
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>>700360637
i kek'd
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>>700379086
Fake and gay.

Notice how the train is taped up? Yeah, that's because he KNEW he's a faggot.
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>>700379206


retard.
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>>700379206
If you're basing that on just this one fact, you're a moron.
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>>700360637

RLAMO
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>>700379751
OMALR
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>>700379350
>Also Revelation is bullshit, is doesn't match up with the rest of the bible.
Also the Bible is bullshit, it doesn't match up with modern morality or rationality.
> fixed.
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>>700364906
KEK
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>>700377383
He and I have talked about this.
One time we were both tripping on mushrooms together, and smoking weed in his penthouse, same building my family lives in, in the US.

He told me something to the effect of "I don't know if I treat you good enough to take a bullet for me, but I think you will. You are loyal like a dog, and I don't mean that insultingly. You ignore my bullshit, and you do good work. You are a good dad to your boys, and I'd rather kick the bucket than you. You work for me, and you do your job, but I'm not your fucking president, I'm not your prophet, and I'm not going to be happy if you dive in front of a bullet for me, instead of sending lead their way." This is a paraphrase, we were both fucked up and just having a heart to heart while jamming on some of his instruments. He has made it clear to me many times that my family will get a sizeable severance if I ever die on the job.

In short, he is mid 50s, and has developed a really big alcohol problem and I think the has liver issues, even though for his age he is strong as fuck and pretty fit, I don't know if he has a ton of time left. I honestly believe he doesn't want me to take a bullet for him because he's terminal in some way. I don't know anything definitively about his medical condition(s), but me and the other guys can tell he's not well like he was 8-9 years ago.
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>>700368619
>>700368619
I like the neighborhood.
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>>700372070
I've seen a few of these, is there a law that prevents you from having to stop or swerve like with wild animals/pets or are these drivers just cunts
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>>700373410
That is actually a goliath grouper, not a whale
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>>700358769
fake
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>>700367649

Holy shit I cheered up!
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>>700377080
>lol
>black lady

you need to leave
>NOW
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>>700373410
FUCK
SWIMMING
every again
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>>700369999
quads dont lie
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>>700362326
kek
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>>700379350
Can you source that? Not necessarily doubting you; I've always gone by the King James version and realize that it has many detractors as far as the translation goes.

I'm also about 90% positive that I've heard that number (666) somewhere in the apocrypha. Specifically in reference to Nephilim.

Fascinating subject to me, so a link confirming your assertions would be appreciated.

Posting this to stay on thread topic. Pretty sure these are "our" guys...
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>>700379581
I have wanted to talk about this on b for a long time, but I can be pretty paranoid.
I have felt like it would be a waste of time too, people calling BS or whatever, but it's cool. I am glad to get it out though. My wife knows my job is shady but I've never told her about the killings.

I don't socialize about this shit with my"co-workers", and I don't really have friends anymore- just Facebook people from my very different past, talking about it brings back so many crazy memories, I can't believe it's practically been a decade.


>>700381092
>quads dont lie

Inorite? First time getting quads ever, too.
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>>700379910
>*tips fedora*
nobody fucking cares that you hate your parents, cringelord
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>>700381111
another one
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>>700379086
Pff, you'd be surprised how casual are robberies here in Brazil
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>>700364336
I think he was probably dead after the first shot
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>>700381619
you mean: 1 another 1 another 1 another 1?
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>>700379041
ElectroBOOM on youtube.
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>>700374986
Goliath Grouper.
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>>700381437
so, ur the driver, but ur boss what's his "job" ?
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>>700369999
>>700381111
nah, just another one(quads)
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>>700379625
shut the fuck up
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>>700362294

My sides, please stop..
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>>700382346
meant for
>>700381811
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