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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700351945
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700357271
I guess. I still try to do it everyday though.
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![Ayase [19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UQg9zEB.jpg "Ayase [19].jpg")
Still here, ayase claimed
>>700357433
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosomeless retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My reguards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
>>700357433
> Most importantly, have fun!
50 shades of cringe
>>700357433
Glad you removed the "do a flip" comment.
Wasn't funny in the first place, stupid fucking underage humanoid child.
>>700357433
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>700357433
You weaboo shit. I'm going to kick you in the ribs.
>>700357575
I just went back to my regular copy of rules.
>>700357433
Nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JL05cb9GHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JL05cb9GHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzvpitCTiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhrGfcWQ70
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700357639
Sure, stupid kid.
Wow. Shitposters working fast.
>>700357704
boat
<nycor> so mad >:( my safe space >:(
>>700357713
That's just downright rude, sir.
>>700357760
slut
>>700357760
This kind of thread is a shitpost, dumbass.
Claimed
The show goes on
![Kirino [111].png](https://i.imgur.com/vuBTFEe.png "Kirino [111].png")
>>700357760
Get a boat load of this loser
This is now a Spider-Man/Bad ylyl thread.
>>700357780
Don't care, blow steam to your parents whom regret denying the abortion offer.
>>700357828
Your continued existence isn't entertaining in the least bit.
>>700357433
shinoa claimed
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>700357760
Other boat
>>700357839
a cute
>>700357893
Gonna claim your mom nigga
Remember to sage, kids
>>700355932
Will do Tank Cat!
>>700355967
Shoo~
>>700356133
Hehe, good luck with that~
What's that mean?
>>700357756
reminder that waifu claiming now adays is a excuse to trip code, your the cancer anon
>>700358023
Fag
>>700358029
Good reminder.
My mental power greatly enjoys PSAs.
>>700358023
here do you love me yet
here
>he seriously watches anime
>>700358029
>>700358029
I dont trip code?
Welcome back bad luck girl.
Radical Islam
>>700358103
No one loves you.
>when you try to damage control your eternal virginity thread
>>700358132
>>700357870
I'm not supposed to be. The world exists for my amusement. Everything else is a mistake and I don't pay attention to mistakes
>>700358151
But, you just replied to yourself.
>>700358204
>I don't pay attention to mistakes
Please stop paying attention to oncoming traffic.
I heard waifu claims are jihadist codes for terror attacks
>there are people who use animated girlfriends to cope with their crippling autism
>>700358195
Im only half slav. That aint me.
>>700357433
>>700358132
You must be a newfag, I meant you jerk off to eachother and its pretty much a trip because people know who you are, tho a cringelord at that. guess I got to dumb it down for plebs like you>>700358093
gets it
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
>>700358208
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.
It's so cute when they use waifu pictures to reflect their emotions in their post
>>700358331
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosomeless retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My reguards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
How was Suicide Squad? I haven't seen it yet
>>700358378
It's not cute, it's fucking stupid.
Post with images, fool.
>>700358331
You meant circlejerk then. No, I really seperate most of my life from /waifu/.
>>700358422
great copypasta, I read the first sentence
>>700358331
Avatarfagging, namefagging and tripfagging are all different things.
>>700358497
I like you as a commander.
>>700358548
Newfag detected.
>>700358605
I coordinate every single raid group within a 50 mile radius of Nevada.
These threads are so fucking cringe
>>700358659
I'm a bit far, but I'll tag along any time.
>>700358711
Good, just give me your Skype/Trip code and we're in business.
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/693914768
I think we won and the Waifu virgins have retreated
>>700358848
Are you that buttmad that im spamming your autism thread that you link a thread I posted a month ago? Lmfao
>>700358850
Oh ya mang, you sure showed us.
Waifu pillow fucking queers
>>700358973
/thread
>>700358955
Please go drive your motorcycle into oncoming traffic.
That should provide some good entertainment.
>>700358955
Do you ever leave the house?
Do your parents have to drive you everywhere?
Do you own a waifu pillow?
>>700359027
Actually sounds like an interesting challenge. Too bad they're both at the shop right now.
>>700359110
Shut up Cambodian
>>700359110
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosomeless retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My reguards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
>>700359110
>challenge
Yeah, for the mentally challenged. Please go try running into it instead.
i just feel like giving up because i have ahuge need for a gf like way stronger then usual its unfortunately for dominating women i know physically that women are weaker MOST of the time but refuse to except the facts because it hurts to much so anyone who express the this fact i lash out at anger is my defense mechanism a bad one but it works at the time i just want a women who will care for me like a mother cares for thier son just like esdeath protective and strong
well with ocd the suffer usually has a ritual if i had an ocd for germs i would look at my hands constantly or wash them over and over. i have sexual identity ocd where i think that ive been lying to myself and that im actually gay so i check by looking at dudes or gay porn to make sure i dont like it however the more i do this the worse it gets and i overthink everything so im distracting myself on waifu. it used to be a lot worse but with the help ive been getting it only pops up every once and a while soon enough ill be looking at femdom and being happy again ll
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>700359067
>>700359027
Guys just shut the fuck up okay? You don't HAVE to post in our threads or even see what we post. It's none of your business if I own a Waifu pillow or what I do in my free time. I can't wait to move to Japan to get away from judge mental bullies like you guys. I'm surprised the other Waifu posters aren't trying to control all this damage except for me
>>700359281
>>700359282
>Please go drive your motorcycle into oncoming traffic.
Killing two birds with one 18 wheeler. Why not.
>>700359067
All the time. I just got home from work actually.
No, I haven't been driven by my parents anywhere since October of last year.
I do not, as there is no pillow of my waifu.
>>700359173
>>700359181
>Well thought out shitposts.
>>700359227
Once they're fixed, sure. But only if you come record it.
>>700359347
Fycking virgin faggot
>>700358804
Synthpop.
>>700358693
Something edgy.
>>700358692
Political hip-hop.
>>700358434
Vaporwave.
>>700358882
Ambient, DnB.
>>700359370
I hope both of your bikes are beyond repair and your handle this information by skipping your faggot ass into a herd of speeding cars.
>>700359347
>A cute
Plenty of shitposting to go around!
>All out of rice crispy treats
Koume help.
>>700359473
One is broke due to a recalled part. Even if the other one is a total loss, this one will be replaced completely if it's a loss as well.
>>700359598
Spider leg's crossed your Insurance company dropped you before the deal is done.
I can't wait to shit post the next thread
.
I think we won guys the weaboos have retreated
We did it reddit
Yeah we did it
![Ayase [16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SvxUZFO.jpg "Ayase [16].jpg")
we're still lurking
hmmmm
>>700360061
Forgot the period/comma.
Waste of human resource.
>>700360073
Should be dying.
>>700359598
>I know you are but what am I?
Calling me a cute counts as shitposting!
>I'll give you a treat~
I can help you~
What does my tsunrider need?
>>700360114
is the period necessary
>>700359662
Not done through insurance. Manufacturer itself is responsible, so unless the entirety of Honda goes bankrupt, it's highly unlikely that I'll be out of luck. Sorry.
![Kirino [308].png](https://i.imgur.com/7eNkbTK.png "Kirino [308].png")
We did it 9Gag
>>700360114
What newspaper is that?
USA Today? ;^)
>>700357788
Bully.
>>700357931
Am not a boat.
You're a boat.
Boat.
>>700360294
Bullier Bully
>>700360208
I don't care. Oncoming traffic wants you, go satisfy.
>>700360201
Yes.
>>700360347
why should you care about punctuation
is the internet
is not a formal place
>>700360177
You a cute!
>Then I suppose I'm a shitposter as well.
Please do~
>Need treats. Also need more shorts. Also, I am not tsun!
>>700360347
Nah, think I'll pass. Unless your recording my sick weaving, there's no point.
>>700360341
Bulliest bully.
>claimed
Good morning everyone
>>700360444
>~
Please hurry up, those Priests won't man themselves up with fresh virgin blood.
>>700360418
It is when I'm here. I'll smash a exclamation mark over your head.
>>700360294
Boatfucker ;^)
![Syndra [158].png](https://i.imgur.com/IhXjdVz.png "Syndra [158].png")
>>700360294
Shizuboat
>>700360501
Mean Bully
>>700360513
Aliceu <3
![Ayase [8].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/61Cn7I1.jpg "Ayase [8].jpg")
>>700360513
'morning
>>700360577
You should bake, I'm going to try napping.
>>700360577
Good morning bully-san <3
What are you up to?
>>700360621
Good morning Ayase, how are you today?
>>700360513
Mornin Alice.
>>700360650
ok
>>700360715
only discount tsundere~chan can call me that
being tired
>>700360444
I know you are
Please tell me what I am
>cutest shitposter~
You sure~?
>You can use my shorts~
>Are too tsun
>>700360855
>>700360825
>>700360825
>>700360715
>>700360650
>>700360621
>>700360577
>>700360577
>>700360555
CRINGE LEVEL MAXIMUM!!!!!!1 OUCH
>>700360960
Failed abortions take their toll on your mental state.
>>700361024
Not funny
>>700360825
Good morning
>image.jpg
I'm not that good with the names here yet
>>700360855
Bully-chan then ;o
>>700360960
I can't be cringe if I'm loathing my existence. That's just being pathetic
S
A
G
>>700360555
Nice trips.
Who the hell are you?
>>700360576
Shizunoboat
Synboat
>>700360577
Meaner bully.
>>700361094
Why don't you take your own advice and do a flip.
Preferably off of a high up ledge.
E
D
>>700361104
start with the weebmages
https://eraser.heidi.ie/
>>700360960
xd
>>700361104
that works :o
>>700361163
Meanier Bully
>>700360920
Nuh uh, trips confirmed that you a cute!
>I am not!
Yes please~
>Are you still wearing them~?
>Am not! x2
>>700361104
Makoto. Filenames don't work on mobile, they're different when I'm on my computers.
>>700361174
Huh?
I never said to do flip
A
![Ayase [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ZALXGY.jpg "Ayase [1].jpg")
>>700360715
Day was pretty decent, just about to call it a night though, pretty late here.How are you?
>>700361266
Lovely maid.
U
>>700361336
I could feel you say it. Do it.
T
>>700361360
Slutty Maid.
![Syndra [220].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WhIra4c.jpg "Syndra [220].jpg")
>>700361163
Shizuru night battle boat
>>700361435
>
>>700361492
I don't battle any boats at night.
Unless you call what you and i do battle.
>>700361163
My trips confirm you're a boat fucker
>who the hell are you?
Are you asking me who I am or just trying to be cheeky?
>>700361675
Happy Maid
Reporting in extremely late.
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>700361675
Night battle is...
You know what, never mind.
>>700361815
discount filenames :o
>>700361731
I was under the impression all the Megumins had switched by now. But here you? So it's rather genuine.
>>700361766
Meanie pants.
>>700361815
Hello.
>>700361862
Come on now, teach me!
>>700361897
Konata?
>>700361266
You keep getting dubs Bullymaid-chan. Teach me your ways
>>700361296
Nice to meet you Makoto. Have we met before?
>cutie
>>700361349
I'm not doing too bad. Just finished ep.7 of 91 Days. Shit is about to get super real
>>700361815
At ease cutie ~
>>700362000
Trips don't lie, they're Konata
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>700361994
Maybe after few more years.
>>700362012
I do believe we've talked once before, yes! I told you about the Froge!
>I am not cute! Reeee!
>>700362000
>>700362043
no
sachii :o
>>700362012
i will teach you all of my ways
>>700362220
>>700362220
>>700362220
