I don't have a penis

please waiter shit on me

Are we splitting the bill?

good evening isn't it, m'lady?

Respect my pronouns cis scum

Ted Bundy is my hero

Sooo.... are you into watersports?

I just shit myself again

>>700351922
My Little Pony is on!

>>700351475
We look exactly the same

Do you have any STD?

I'm a registered sex offender

can i piss on you later?

Please shit on my chest.

>>700351475
Do you like MLP porn

>>700351475
Hi my Name is OP

I don't care about Harabe

I have two penises

Reply to this post or...

Hey, I'm a Hilary supporter

I'm a privileged white male feminist.

I think I'm gay now

Do you like dank memes?

i voted for donald trump

I can't even follow simple demands.

I want a serious relationship.

>>700352540
>>700352591
Which one is it?

I like anime and manga

I_am_anonymous_Fuck_capitalism

>>700351475
alternatively
>"I do have a penis"

>>700352650
Both picks are worth not dating someone over.

Kanye for president in 2020

Shouldn't have sucked free nigga dick

I like writing child erotica

>>700351475
I might shit my pants.

You smell like my mom

Loli drawings are not illegal

I'm a regular 4chan user.

do you like fluffy abuse

I love arguing about politics

Hello my name is Mohamed

I like one direction kek

>>700351475
I believe all lives matter

i suck dick for a living

Do you like my fedora?

>>700351475
America needs third wave feminism

>>700351475
would you cuck me please?

>>700352761
cringe

My buttplug is sliding out

Wanna see my scab collection?

Hey bby wun sum fuk?

Oops, there goes my lunch.

>>700351475
i collect all the amiibos

Dick size doesn't matter, right?

...

Do you wanna trade pepes?

I fucked your mom yesterday

>>700352848
>i can't count to five

>>700351475

i sure love to vape

>>700351475
i browse 4chan /b/ xd

>>700352778
>Turning a date into a rape.

>>700351475
I browse 4chan all day.

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>>700351475
Hitler did a lot wrong

>ask for seperate checks
>psh... nothing personal... kid

I don't follow rules

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>>700352705

you gonna feel the Johnson?

I am in 9gag army

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Wanna see my Yiff folder?

i can't count

Dont ruin this for me!

Why we don't fuck yet?

>>700351475
Hitler did every thing wrong
Is that mine or yours
I love you forever sweetheart
Chris Dorner was a monster
Does this taste like snot
My farts hurt my anus
The planet is really flat
Oh God my pussy hurts
I have a smegma fetish
I'm sexually attracted to volcanoes
Sorry, I'm a vegan lol
I'm sexually attracted to mahogany
Why bother playing on pc?

I'm voting for Donald Trump.

>>700351475
(not my oc but epic?)

"I can smell your cunt"

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>>700353012
That doesn't ruin dates. That makes you a pussy slayer like Brad

I really like fairy tail

We are a great family

I forgot my meds again

I didn't finish high school.

1 2 3 fuck you

my life isnt in control

>>700351475
Your sister is more attractive.

I don't have a license

"So wait you aren't white?"

Do you 4chan and chill?

I don't have any money.

obama kfc insurance office center

>>700353883
works like a charm.

check out these sweet dubs

>>700351475
You looked thinner in creepshots

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I browse on 4chan daily.

Do you like any anime?

Give up on life scum

Recommend any good yaoi hentai?

>>700351475
>Darling, will you marry me?

I love boku no pico

>>700351475
"My Dick Won't Get Hard"

>>700351475
Wanna play some Pokemon Go?

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>>700354096

You want to do bathsalts?

I play pokemon go everyday

I live with my parents

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>700351475
BLACK LIVES REALLY DO MATTER

>>700354243
>>700354323
>implying normies aren't into this

My ex sucked the balls

>>700353323
Stop ruining this for me!!

white privilege is a reality

"I like the X franchise"
i choose transformers

Lets get ready to rumble

>>700351475
Me paying makes you prostitute.

Jacob Sartorius is my daddy

pussy fart in my mouth

>>700351475
>How about the ol' Lickaroo?

>THE WEEWEE GOES WHERE?!

>>700352845
faggot

>>700351475
Matt Ward improved Warhammer40000 lore.

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>>700354096
>>700354796
>>700354981

>>700354796
>bitches don't go crazy for the old lickaroo

>>700351475
I only eat rotten eggs

You're saying rape is bad?

>>700354981
underrated

>>700351475
I can smell your vagina

>>700353310
I wanna fuck that fox

>>700351475
Is your preteen daughter hot?

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>>700351475
>Shit, I forgot my wallet
>I can do snot balloons
>My daughter died of aids
>Ever heard of Josef Mengele?
>I think women are idiots
>Let us talk about death
>Rocket propulsion systems intrigue me
>Cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck

>>700355555
checkin'

You remind me of her

Do you like my fedora?

Can I Call You Mommy?

>>700351475
Your mom is a MILF.

Ever seen your daddy's weewee?

You're tighter than my dog

You taste like my sister

so, who knows you're here...?

>>700352640
Underrated

Wanna read my mlp fanfiction..........check please!

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>>700352717
>>700352739
>>700352778
>>700352901
>>700352915
>>700353012
>>700354096
>>700354307
>>700354981
>>700355668
>>700355973
>>700356203

laughing myself into oblivion

sniff my finger

>>700356596

FIVE words you stupid fuck.

I still love my ex

>simple as that

>>700351475
Can i habe a pussy please ?

>>700352293
ahh damn I was gonna say that kek

>>700356720
sniff my finger you whore

>>700357167

Much better.

Nice shoes let's fuck bitch

>>700351475
getting you from underground was hard like me

Hey there, I am Op

can't eat here, restraining order

Brb, gotta go watch telletubies

>>700351475
i'm just not feeling this. (after 5 minutes)

>>700351475
Your paying for the good.

>>700357853
*food

>>700351475
Your ass ain't too big.

I do not think so.

>>700351627
That would make me laugh though.

>>700351475
i love my little pony

Can I bring my girlfriend

i believe in the god

Or
Can I bring my mum

>>700351475
>my penis is too small
>my penis is too big
>my penis is too average

i'm living with my parents

I am a psychic

You should meet my parents/children

oh i hate 3d girls

>>700358433
I already did that m8

i'm a great nickelback fan

i love getting pegged

>>700351475
It's over. We're done-yun rings.

>>700351475
I hate those damn chinks

Your face is fucked up

>>700351475
This may seem funny but it's saddly true when you're ftm

So, do you do anal?

>>700358997
+1

I hate cunts like you

>>700352650
If you support Hillary you're a fucking retard and if you voted for Trump you're a sexist asshole

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Hey, I'm Ahemd... Allahu Akbar

I am big homosex man

wanna join my minecraft server?

>>700351475
Do you have the check?

Anime is really fucking dumb

Hi, i'm Rick Harrison

I'll have the chicken, please.

>>700351647
Underrated post.

Two virgin strawberry daqueris, please.

>>700351475
May i peepee on you

You smell different awake. Tits

My dick is 1 inch

>>700351475
you kiss better than Mom

>>700351475
Your pussy really smells bad

>>700351475
I am "defiantly" a woman

I live with my parents

Stick spaghetti up your ass.

I like my little pony

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allrite cunt, got the vb?

I think the condom broke

Women are just sex objects

>>700351647
>>700361713
fucking americans. of course you split the fucking bill, that's the norm here in scandinavia

I'm voting for Donald Trump

>>700351475
Wanna see my son's picture?

>>700351475
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>700363109
what if she's a chink?

>>700363109
I can't believe it took 200 posts for someone to say this

>>700360175
Id rather be sexist... Tbh

>>700363579
Ikr

>>700351475
I am a poor jew

>>700363805
>poor
>jew

choose one

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Look at this thread lol
>show her phone

>>700356858
WINRAR

usually I date my relatives

>>700362351
Your so hot I could stick raw spaghetti up your ass and it would come out cooked like a tape worm. Boom

>>700362642
My friend says this to her boyfriend all the time.

>>700351475
What does the fox say?

I roofied your drink lol

>>700351475
I'm graduating in gender studies

Gaming on trackball master race

>>700351475
let me lose my virginity.

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I major in gender studies

>>700351475

Do you like fedoras, milady?

>>700352650
Americas fucked with their president choices. So whatevs. I just hope none of them would start ww3

>>700351475
I'm a full on rapist

>>700351475
.....you know im trans, right?

>>700362911

Maybe in poor denmark/Iceland/Finland/Norway

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Wanna learn about prophet Muhammad

>>700351475
.............I need to go fix.

May
I
Lick
Your
Ass

>>700365069
Came to post this

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>>700355973
Lost hard

>>700351475
I dont have a car
I dont have a job
I dont care about MTV
I would like some help
I actually have real feelings
The jews did nine eleven
I have an average dick
I am having a baby
I think I love you
I need about tree fiddy

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"Hey, check this shit out!"

>>700353012
Id date the fuck out of you.

>>700361624
And this is my pawn shop

>>700352358
>>700352516
>>700352552
>>700352620
>>700352716
>>700352848
>>700354360
>>700356968
>>700357489
Fucking 5 (FIVE) words you god damn spastics!
How can one be so retarded.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.

>>700360175
how is it sexist?

>>700351475
I moderate /d/; let's fuck.

Think OP isnt a faggot?

>>700365993
He's talking about 'social justice warriors' calling people sexist if they vote for a guy instead of a woman. Like people not liking ghostbusters... Kill me

>>700356203
O SHIT

>>700366189
oh fair enough

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>>700365993
pic sorta related

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>>700352620

I sharted in your food

>>700351922
whats the meaning of watersports fag?

>>700351475
Ever hear of super crabs?

I tried to kill myself.

>>700351475
I will FUCK your children.

>>700367776
I don't think you would need to use all caps on the word "fuck".

Hi I am here now

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>>700369058
no one cares what you think

I support black lives matter

One thing.. I'm HIV positive.

My dick is itching badly.

>>700351475
Ey yo holla back, bitch

Im voting for Donald Trump

Im voting for Donald Trump!

Hang on, forgot the roofies

Cirno is the best tuhu

I correctly follow direction.

> implying I can get a date
Do you like dank memes?

Let me grab the door. (Damn feminazis these days)

>>700369341
Thats six words you jackass.

Ummmm... I have a boyfriend.

It was my privilege, bitch

>>700352443
U made me kek

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>>700369725
>>700369765

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My name is Chris Poole.

>>700365550
dont is not a word

>>700358467
its 3 words u idiot

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That feel when no GF.

You like fedoras and neckbeards?

Do you also browse 4chan?

I often browse on /b/

>>700351627
i shit on the waiter

>>700351475
sucked dick in the bathroom

>>700351475
Wanna see my katana collection?.

>>700353012
keeek

I can't count

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>>700351475
This is my daimakura pillow

>>700373099
>daimakura pillow
redundant

>>700351475
i'd fuck a cat over you

>>700373183
>implying normies know what a daimakura is

>>700373346
>implying

>>700352983
This one lmao

I drive a yellow Mustang

>>700355557
Cuck

>>700373614
i call it 'the mustard'

Now that I'm on parole...

Wanna go to the graveyard?

The worst question I asked to the last girl I was hanging out with. After that she vanished, no more messages.
I wanna die.

>>700374025
lol I had a couple girls that literally this was their own stupid suggestion

and I fucking left.

i can't find my wallet

This is a bad date.