Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
>>700282168
Previous.
Hello.
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>good to see any fellow no lifes
>>700289429
Yep! People really underestimate how good something so simple could be.
>>700289594
Halla Akikikikokokoko.
>>700289812
Do you know me, Renge. DO YOU?!
REAPositionNIIng,
>>700287614
It's the little things man. We'd become a tourist attraction, this is shaping up to be a helluva idea. That's fine, with the tourist industry we're creating, money won't be an issue. Kek, knock enough people off and Harambe's soul will be at ease.
>>700287694
Sounds pretty good.
>>700288266
Haha, can't forget Mass effect. Damn, some Taco Bell sounds good as well.
>>700289594
Fucking noice man. Never met a person with a photogenic memory, or at least a fully one at that.
Back again
All the elitists (Uta, Kyouko, Syndra, Tatsumaki, Homura, Shiki, etc.) are fucking newfags.
>>700289646
Thanks for the cancer, time to die
>>700289812
Disgusting
>>700289362
If you're going to argue with me please speak in a manner in which i can understand.
Ryuko overall lost to Nui three times.
>>700290172
How have you been?
>>700290245
this
Yuki Nagato claimed.
>>700290176
I know I'd fuck it :^)
>>700290181
Moogen
>>700290279
But Nui suffered the ultimate loss
Death
>>700289812
I used to claim from late February until late-ish June, however a realization that I love my queen way too much to ever claim her here again has me using Rohan instead.
>>700289594
Playing Rust right now, the server I was on earlier broke so I lost a few hours of work
>claimed
>>700290245
Weakest bait I've seen in a while.
Have my (you) though
>>700290181
Fuu > Mugen
>>700290514
>le (You) maymay
Fucking kick the bucket, newfag
Claiming
claimed
>>700290236
Howdy!
>>700290260
No worries, glad to see you're able to use that word correctly.
>>700290245
>Tatsumaki
Not an elitist, but a true hero.
>>700290279
im ok bored but ok hbu
still here
and
>>700290386
pretty much and huh may check it out if its on sale
>>700289812 (Renge)
My folks that I'm visiting and their loud dogs and T.V.'s.
>You already know me, I was the old Yoko anon. Some people fail to remember that Yoko was a placebo of sorts though.
>>700290178
>>700290181
Heyo! What's up you guys?
>>700290181
Hello mugen, how has you're journey been ?
>>700290673
I did?
Shit.. I fucked up
>>700290656
That's a dude tho, like not even a trap.
>>700290400
She died happy, i consider that a win.
Especially for a villain.
>>700290705
I'm fine, listening to Kirby music like always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAqcCn5G2S8
>>700290245
I can't believe you're not including Ananas in your lo-fi bait.
>>700290673
Explain how Tatsumaki aka the guy who spams shit music and goes with /mu/ trends isn't an elitist?
>>700290884
>spams shit music
You seem confused
>>700290245
>Uta
>newfag
Claimed and
>dubs get
Claimed
>>700290178
Ki!
>>700290181
Oi, Mugen.
>>700290217
It was.
>Bringing ribs to work tonight, awwww yisssss.
>>700290392
God dammit Renge.
>>700290245
Finally someone that calls me a newfag and not an elitist, finally.
>>700290971
Its shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6177L73_DNY&ab_channel=REOLOfficial
is good music trust me im a doctor
Didnt expect all the (You)s, im the new karen
>>700290392
Lil doot
>>700290647
Too young and grill
>>700290773
Hello friendo
>>700290779
Pretty boring. Fought some people, didnt get laid, the usual. You owe me a fight still
>>700291063
Hello Tsun
>>700291141
Whoops forgot image
Saber claim
>>700291074
But you are an elitist :^)
>>700290876
I cant believe how much of a newfag you are.
Homura is literally the most generic
anime character ever.
>>700290994
>uta
>newfag
Yes, that is correct
>>700291074
A newfag that pretends to be an elitist
>>700291149
So you're a roody poo AND a candy-ass
A-Fucking-mazing
>>700290178
These will never get old.
>>700290181
Best Swordsman, still living the vidya life?
>>700290392
Renge, what's happening?
>>700291063
>Ribs
>While I sit here with a PBnJ
Share the wealth.
>>700291074
Obvious elitist is obvious
>>700290773
I knew that I knew you from before but I couldn't remember who you were, thanks for that
How's the trip otherwise?
>>700291074
We take what we can get Kyouko
>>700291063
How are you and how's your little problem doing?
>>700291149
Nah man you gotta get the wallpost going harder to match that
>>700291270
Damn son, just throw the whole pole in while you're at it
Hey faggots, fap over this you scum.
Real women all never touch your dicks if you can't even imagine fucking one.
>>700291149
You
Lack restraint, but it would be the same as the two times we fought.
You could say your the yin to my yang
>>700290773
Heya love n_n I'm just enjoying my night :) relaxing. You?
>>700291063
Hello Hello, how are ya love?
>>700291321
I'd put Maki as Symmetra. She'd match her in levels of uselessness.
>mfw someone uses "elitist" non-ironically
>>700290860
thats good at lest you are doing something you enjoy
>>700291270
Kuukuukachoo
>>700291503
Elitism is a real problem.
>>700291374
i'm here. I never leave. always here. no life.
Akiko claimed
>little Akiko edition
>>700289764
>>700290236
Even when you can build it down gradually it couldn't have been easy. Especially with mood altering meds like them
>this pretty stupid 'can-do' attitude
You see that a lot especially with smokers. They're the ones that tend to break the most. Willpower is something everyone seems to have until they're put to the test
How long have you been around here friend? I don't remember seeing you before
>>700290176
How are things. How did it go with Ika?
>>700290181
Edgy swordsman
>>700290217
>photogenic memory
A mixed gift
It's a huge problem for me most of the time. Filenames are a pain, I can't remember names for shit but faces are etched into my memory. Studying theory is just suffering unless there are pictures to associate certain knowlegde with. There's good sides to it too. I can draw stuff without needing a model for example
>>700290507
>Rust
Is it a good game? I heard about it but never checked it out
>server I was on earlier broke so I lost a few hours of work
Fucking shit I know that feel all too well. Fucking adobe apps crash all the time. Thanks god they put in an hourly autosave
>>700290884
Because he's Greek.
I thought it was obvious.
>>700290799
>I did?
Not really
>>700291374
I bet her hair wouldn't smell anywhere nearly as nice as my Ruri's.
Claimed.
>>700291600
What if I told you my friend has a tomoko figure for 50$? tho I could prolly haggle cheaper wanted to buy it myself but not dropping 50 for someone who isnt my waifu
>>700291660
A filthy Graecus?
No way
Us Romans are waaaay better
>>700290178
>Ult
NICO, NICO, NII
>>700289594 (Akiko)
I live the abstract of it, leads into all cool sorts of real world applications too. Still not sure what branch I wanna specialise into.
Ah I see. Sounds real interesting, preferable to the coding I imagine. It's surprising how many doors a degree opens, a lot of places don't even really care what degree you have, just that you have one.
>>700289718 (Yuiko)
Ah I see. I assume you're talking over the Internet? Makes it even harder to pin down things.
Don't worry about it. If I remember right English isn't your first language right? It's understandable.
>>700289647 (Laura)
Not too big a fan of soup, although ham and bean does sound nice.
>>700289812 (Renge)
Heyo Renge then.
>>700290217
Spice of life.
>We're starting a new kind of business, we'll live of the war economy boss
Exactly, a little bit of marketing and Lil Gaza is ready to go.
They will appease the anger of his unjust death.
>>700291074
I think people just throw em out interchangeably, they're used so much they've lost any meaning.
>>700290181
Moogen
>>700290176
Simple is good, no need to complicate things.
>>700291660
Oh phew.. don't scare me like that
>>700290850
Can you read the OP?
Or are you unable to read you nigger?
>>700291660
When I grow up I want to be elitist like you.
>>700291660
>725+ pics
>posts the one made in MS-paint
>>700291374
I mean, you're not wrong, but that possibility has been long gone at this point.
>>700291321
Not too much, just gonna fire up some Civ soon. What about you man?
>>700291747
What are you up to lately?
>>700291566
Sure bud
>>700290217
>Treat yo self
Miho claimed
Calamity-masu'd
>>700291916
>Sure bud
Holy shit really makes you think... now I'm #Tatsmissile
>>700291836
>>700291857
No use nerds, hes a complete faggot and thinks hes a anime girl, completely cringe
Anyone who claims a husbando is cancer
>>700290749
Obviously it's my opinion, others may think it's a really boring shit, if you want to buy it maybe you should look a little more gameplays.
>>700291711
Lying
still here
>>700291358
True, if it was full karen id at least have 10 replies, if not more
>>700291447
Call me what you like, as long as you intend to aim that sword at me
>>700291321
It never stops maki, its a prison. Send help
>>700291645
Regular age aki is best aki
>dont let karen near loli aki
>>700291747
Hello, top cho was not kind to me
>>700291983
Slut-chan
>>700291357
You even called Shiro an elitist, coming from you it has no valor at this point.
>>700291358
Yeah, I guess so.
>>700291747
>they're used so much they've lost any meaning.
Pretty much.
>>700292057
Why tho.
>>700292079
You got steam? hes embarrased to display it buy idgaf and if you're not ill haggle for ya, its a 90$ figure
>>700291836
>implying you're not an elitist
Kekekekekkekekekekekkekekekek
>>700291836
Cringiest post this week
>>700292213
Holy shit you actually replied
What sorcery does the word "elitist" have?
>>700291660
Her hair has a smell, her body is real, Her Pussy is wet. These drawings you guys obsess over will never have a smell, you'll never be able to feel the warmth of their bodies or fell her skin. I can't imagine anything sadder than never knowing what it's like to be with a woman to the point you make up a fantasy of fucking a two dimensional drawing of girl
>>700291149
I am not a tsun!
>>700291321
Ayy bby, want sum of mai meat? ;^)
>>700291358
The scrapes? They sting a bit still, but otherwise it's not too bad.
>>700291480
Not too bad. Watching some anime while I wait for WoW to download on my laptop.
>>700291645
Wasn't too bad. We went and got some food, and that was about it. Then proceeded to head home, bike broke down, and had to get it towed.
>I also crashed my bike on the way to Ika, so I'm a bit scraped up.
>>700291747
Was also thinking of heating up that corn as well, should I?
Get a load of these fucking faggots
>>700292409
So wait, you think I'm an elitist just because I didn't reply to you all the time you wrote something?
Kek, I rarely reply to a lot of people, you're not the only one, don't worry.
>>700292409
>doesnt talk to me
>must be elitist
You could just be autistic
>>700290749
Dumb no life piece of shit
>>700292064
ahh ok maybe ill look into it
>>700292246
ignore that guy. he is just trying to harass me.
>>700292716
love you 2
>>700290749
Fucking fag
>>700291645
It's a good game, provided you find a not super populated server so you don't die every 2 seconds. It saves but the server it was on hit the shitter so it lost everything
>>700291149
Music, vidya, what are you up to this evening?
>New Karen.
Just knowing that Karen still hasn't returned yet is triggering me ever so slightly.
>>700291265
>Cooling off.
Make some room for me in front of that fan for me please.
>>700291358
Decent. We had a bit of bad weather happen, so I'm to be leaving tomorrow instead of today like I had planned.
>>700291480
I'm also trying to relax.
>>700291747
Tbh I don't like them together into one single dish but I prefer them all seperate.
>>700292384
That was some easy attention, give me more.
>>700292409
Seems like you can't make a post without that word anymore.
>>700292144
Can't it be just like old times?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKUWEy8ASGY&ab_channel=LamonicBomb
>>700290749
Most replies this fat queer ever got
>>700292769
Not even joking, tho it doesnt really matter to me either way, its no momiji figure, and they only got one of those.
>>700292769
This guy is a spammer. Ignore him.
>>700291836
Wow
>>700291722
>Us Romans are waaaay better
I bet your music taste isn't anywhere nearly as good.
>>700291836
You can only try your hardest.
>>700291857
Got to use them all at least once, right?
>>700292044
>completely cringe
Eh.
Yo where spidey at?
>>700291916
Been helping my uncle move some things, and trying to set up Kancolle, only to find servers are locked for 2 weeks or so. You?
>>700292213
Why can't people just call people faggot for a change you know?
>>700292144
Aww shit man, what happened?
>>700292605
Heat the fuck outta that corn Makoto.
>>700292846
I gwt what you mean, I like having food separate so I can mix them if I want. Wait what kinda beans are we talking?
>>700291480
>Symmetra
>Useless
It's like you've never played a payload map. Besides, Nico would make a great Genji :^)
>>700291645
Hearing more about it doesn't seem like it's all that cracked up now. Wonder is there's some out there who are able to juggle both, or at least pull it off in some way. A trade off it seems like.
>>700291747
>The world called for wetwork, and we answered.
Gonna find some more scrap, maybe even get a ghillie suit going on. So he can remain forever in a broken hearts.
>>700291916
Sounds like fun. Just listening to some music, enjoying the night.
>>700291927
Well I do have a Taco Bell gift card around here.
>>700292144
I would, but they're sending me away as well mang. It's calling me.
>>700292605
Check the expiration date :^)
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
>>700292418
>Wanting to fuck your waifu
What are you? Gay?
>>700293179
>>700291747
>Local girl presses Q
>POTG
>>700292605
What anime? And of course you play WoW
>>700292846
Good! are you succeeding in doing so?
>>700293204
Of course you waste a support class slot by using symetra for payload maps :^) and YOU TAKE THAT BACK. USELESS.
>>700292144
I started going full Karen some time ago, even hit character limit a couple times
>>700292643
You reply to me bb
>>700292605
That's good. Any news on the bike? Also max tsun
>>700292846
Ah, well an extra day shouldn't really be a bad thing, still. Speaking of travel, you're up near Kuri, right? I'm probably gonna drop by that area maybe next month.
>>700293189
Ah, that's rough. I still haven't gotten around to trying Kancolle but the shipfus alone make me interested. I've just been working and playing games in the evening, that's about all. School starts up for me on Monday and I'm just waiting on that.
>>700293204
Eyy nice. Post those tunes dude.
>>700293322
What if I want to fuck Makoto's waifu?
>>700293173
Our music taste are better than the filthy Graecus
>>700293218
Rare sight.
>>700293322
Nah I've been with women
>>700293204
then what the shit are you waiting for
Can I be an elitist?
Elitist: (of a person or class of persons) considered superior by others or by themselves, as in intellect, talent, power, wealth, or position in society
Elitists are pathetic narcissistic people who have deluded themselves into believing they are above others on an anime imageboard while exhibiting no real qualities.
Of course some people will use it as a buzzword but they do exist.
>>700292769
How about your waifu? When i see her history I feel guilty for laughing.
>>700292643
Im fucking around nigga chill
Tho I recommend you try using that word, sure as hell got some power to it
>>700292689
>Wheredoyouthinkweare
That's why you hiding under anon, hide yo stupidity nigga, we all autistic, you aint special
>>700292853
You guys sure are easily affected by it, this is amazing
>>700293579
No Moogs
>>700293451
Certainly is, last post I made here was perhaps a month ago.
Have I missed out on a lot?
>>700293694
I still got it baby, you win the cringe award
>>700292144
Yea but seeing little loli Akiko is nice for a change
Karen ain't gonna see shit. He's too busy blowing up the airport
>>700292605
Sounds suspiciously normie and non-weeb
>crashed my bike
rekt
>>700292816
rip
is it online-only and if so is it expensive?
>>700293204
>mfw got Symmetra potg on King's payload row attack
Bitches don't know shit about the power of the curry
>Wonder is there's some out there who are able to juggle both
Well there's always this one miracle kid one-upping everyone. Just look at the olympics
>>700293589
this
So much this
You fucking losers try so hard to be edgy and cool towards each other and it's pathetic.
>>700292605
Just a bit, hows the knee doing?
>>700292846
About the same so far, not sure what to play later
He will be back in not too long, fear not. He's been saying hes ready to post
>>700292867
That damn old man gave me a run for my money. Maybe, wheres that brat gone off to?
>>700293189
I dont know if it was a bad matchup or if im just garbage at the guy, it was vs ecko
>>700293204
Welp, we can hang out and play chess in jail then. Maybe trade snacks and complain about the guards
>>700293412
Renge no, never go full karen. You will overheat and melt
>>700293412
>You reply to me bb
Of course.
>>700293694
I guess I don't have to use it, people call me that a lot of times anyways.
>>700293412
That's fine then, everyone does.
>>700293506
>Been with women
Pfftt, what are you gay? Sticking your mouth where other dudes mouths have been.
>>700291645
>Willpower is something everyone seems to have until they're put to the test
Wise, if people were more perceptive of that I bet escaping dependence would be a whole lot less mentally demanding.
Haven't been here long at all, first started coming about half a year ago, but really infrequently. Started regularly saying hi two days ago. Sorry for the delays, been nodding off to sleep.
It seems mugen has left.
>>700293000
not really interested in figures
>>700293656
her history?
>>700293589
>Elitist: (of a person or class of persons) considered superior by others or by themselves
>considered superior by others
So wait, people calling others elitists means they think they're superior to them?
Nice
LOOOOOOOOSERS
>>700293189
Will do! After these pretzels of course...
>>700293204
Still fresh. :^)
>>700293396
Macross Delta. Getting caught back up since it's almost over.
>I just started playing again!
>>700293412
Not yet. Gunna go over there a bit later if I can spare the time.
>I am not tsun!
>>700293939
It was turbo-normie. I feel like such a degenerate thinking about it.
>>700293944
Bit sore, bit stinging, but it's slowly getting better... I think.
>>700293763
Why not
>>700293942
>acting cool
>implying I'm acting
>>700294058
Na, i just have a lot of people to reply to and im slow, see above
>Mugen
>>700293322
hi
>>700294169
So is your image's pixel ratio, but you don't hear me bitching.
>>700293838
Not really, nothing meaningful ever happens here other than some posters leaving and others joining in.
But this place lacks you a bit, music circlejerking doesn't seem to happen as much as it used to. How has life been treating you?
Here comes dat lettuce
>o shit waddup
>>700294293
My apologies, I think you would be happy to know
I carry our legacy on in dark souls 1-2-3 with a 90% win on both characters, though the lack of 100% brings me shame.
>>700294338
Heyoo.
>Claim and sleep, night.
>>700293189
Just some northern beans, nothing too specific.
>>700293396
Somewhat.
>>700293412
>Kuri.
I'm sorry, where?
>>700293944
>Karen is ready to post.
Any news is good news in my book.
They said there would be goats?
Look at how quickly the elitist tries to defend itself after being called out, watch the elitist rats recoil when the truth comes out.
Know your enemy!
>>700294691
o gnight
>>700294792
>>700294379
Get a load of this loser
>>700294029
Then you should have known its a low bait yet you choose to bite it
This tells me that word has alot of power to you guys.
Just sayin
>>700294511
>Lettuce
Nasty
>>700294792
Hows the isis plan?
>>700293204
And in this case, the wetwork is making a tourist version of the Gaza strip.
>Better than survive thus far.
You do that, I'll work on the sales pitch.
>You'll go ga-Gaza at our low low prices!
A shining light, even in death.
>>700293396
>Local idol presses q
>Booty bother cases on dramatic rise in hospitals
>>700293412
From what I've gathered it's a RNG grindfest, may as well give it a shot. The shops are pretty cute, I'll give them that. Ah fair enough, what're you doing at school?
>>700293944
You can usually do alright against Ekko, his burst doesn't match your sustain. Plus that silence locks down his ult so you can finish him easier. Then again if he gets one kill ahead it's a problem.
>>700294170
Eat the corn and the pretzels together, balanced diet.
>>700294511
Well lettuce discuss it then.
>>700294722
Oh alright then. If it were baked beans then the deals off.
>>700294379
Elitism
>>700294035
Have you ever felt the sweet embrace of a woman's legs wrapped around you while you fuck her slowly? No? What are you gay?
>>700294799
I love this image.
>>700294047
Yeah, but a lot of people, me included, have trouble asking for help.
I'm not sure why others do it but I avoid asking for help because I like doing everything on my own. Again something independence related
>Sorry for the delays, been nodding off to sleep
No problem
It is 5 am where I am. Probably best if I punch out soon myself
>>700294170
Get off my /waifu/ fucking normalfag
REEEEEEE
>>700294511
Iceberg is best kind
>>700294792
No way. You're dead
>>700294938
Wow im triggered
>>700295051
Sorry famalam