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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700274072
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
>claimed
>>700281615
Thanks anon, it's getting better, certainly not bad as it has been
claim
>>700282010
That's Pink Floyd man. I was listening to Dark Side Of The Moon, I remembered why it was their most famous album. Time is fucking great
meme
still here
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>glad to be here
Claiming
>>700282262
That trip though, kek.
>>700282338
Shit I haven't listened to them in forever
>>700281264 [Chelsea]
I'm gonna need your candy supplier's contact info
>why you gotta post a7x now I have to listen to them all week
>>700281625 [Esdeath]
Then you should look out for it next year it's usually in early August
>not listening to Gorillaz
Kys Shiro
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>700281441
I-26,Prinz, Ooyodo and maybe Kashima.
I want to get at least Prinz or Kashima before completing the map.
Hello what's up
Doll claimed.
>>700281450 (Sleepy Anon)
Night, let the bed bugs bite, they need love too. Also no idea. I think one was just get.
>>700281615 (Akiko)
It does actually, the very rare times when you can't actually believe number 8. I like to think like that as well, but for things outside of our control there is usually some kinda balance. Maybe emotions the same. Or maybe I'm full of shit. Probably the latter.
Half the same here, /waifu/ and watching the Olympics. Fuckin Bolt man.
>>700281863 (Yuiko)
>>700282338
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say.
>>700282564
No, u. I listen to select tracks from them. I already have like 40 albums in my backlog, I don't want to add more.
>>700282655
The ceiling.You?
>>700282701
Inb4 shitty non B-sides
>>700282460
You should.
Pink Floyd is my favourite band ever with Gorillaz.
>>700282564
Talking about the devil. Isn't their new album promised to be released this year?
>>700282688
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
>>700282522
I love a7x man
>Get your own supplier
>>700282522
I guess ill have to do that i better see you thier
>>700282929
Heresy
Calamity-masu'd
>>700282930
qqqqqqueeen of cucks
>>700283008
Also cucked, but I actually feel bad about it
>>700283123
Dirty whore
>>700282351
Hi, Tomoko, how are you?
Yuki Nagato claimed.
Akiko claimed
>Chelsea
>I'm no talker myself
Everyone's a talker, just not all about the same trivial subjects
You have interests right?
>>700282271
Nice to meet you
> certainly not bad as it has been
Yeah I've been down that road myself. It was rough. I can't imagine the pain after 7 years of dependance. How long you been off them now?
>>700282688
Well what goes up must come down, so too with chemical balance. Thinking this over there might be more credit to your theory than I thought
>>700280042
There's also quite a bit of source content I need to get around to.
>>700280877
Always something new to be had, gotta wade through the shit first sadly. Well if the rifle is actually used a suppressor is going to be needed as well. Yeah keeping them shrouded in the the dark is the best bet, not sure how'd they treat vigilantes. Takes a real man to pull the trigger as well. Fucking kek, where do people get the time to create these things. Unless there's a role needed to be filled, most likely playing that class.
>>700281615
Yep, hopefully so. As you said, one of those days. Caught on the spectrum of meh and fine. Friday night, done with classes for the time being so that's cool, but eh not feeling anything too special.
>>700282655
Emi! Just the usual night routine, how about you?
>>700283237
you and I both know shes still pure and only most of the time dirty like tomoko, but thats the charm
Ice claim!
Hello friends!
>>700283065
honestly what is your deal just leave me alone dont completely ruin my night so you can have your sadist pleasure go do something else
>>700282929
They just started touring again I think. I hope they come to a festival near where I live so bad. I've never seen them
>>700282930
I'm definitely attending it someday. I'll see you there for sure
>>700283265
im ok. how are you?
>>700283368
hi
>>700282882
Speaking of Gorillaz I can play Punk on geetar
>>700283375
Tell her to take a shower
>>700283419
Can I have a novapoliton
>>700282168
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
>claimed
>>700282802
nothing just games and bud. what are you up to?
>>700283356
>Just the usual night routine
I think you already know. Been playing a lot of AM2R (when I should be finishing Katawa). Shit's soooo fun
>>700283533
Yes right after I google it!
>>700283491
I hope you an hero tbh, you got shit taste >>700283533
shes better dirty, no one likes a prim and proper girl
>>700283533
That's good shit. I can play Feel Good Inc. on a bass
>>700283288
Not really, I say the same stuff over and over when im here
I am either playing destiny or runescape
>>700283521
They're coming here next month, I REALLY hope I can make it
Claimu
So what happened while i was gone?
>>700283419
Nice to see you again.
>>700283533
>novapoliton
Those were the days.
>>700283644
Ha, good point. Nothing really changes. Metroid eh? Was never a big fan.
>>700284004
I had a boring day.
>>700283521
sounds good so what are you doing atm?
>>700283718
you need to stop
>>700283522
Fine, just 4channing. How about your life? You're always here.
>>700284004
Some nigger bothering Esdeath. Not much else.
>>700284147
Pay him no mind Esdeath.
>>700284004
Hello!
>>700284180
its fine enough. just about to play some league
>>700283375
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
>>700282209
You wanna ago you little shit?
>>700283356
Well I was under a lot of pressure during the exam. Maybe I'm feeling the aftermath
>Friday night
When I'm not out or online getting shitaced drunk I'll just be here. My life isn't in the most exciting stage right now
>>700283580
Halla Alice. How's the hunt been so far?
>>700283811
Destiny actually as bad as they say it is? I've only heard negative things about it thus far.
>Runescape
Never could get into runescape but before my brother passed he had an account with a lvl 99 woodcutting
>>700284105
That's a shame, maybe you can do something interesting now perhaps?
>>700284214
Bothering him over what exactly?
>>700284287
Have you been up to anything?
>>700282168
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
>>700284503
pretty dope anon ty
>>700284101
my childhood was Metroid. the lore is so good
>>700284606
Bring it.
>>700284843
Oh not really. Just playing board game online. What about you?
Guys what is a good animu to watch
>>700282654
Ah I'll have to give them a look up, got 2 weeks until I can start so might as well learn a thing or two.
>>700282882
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
Time is a great song man.
>Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
>>700282655
My hype level at the moment. You?
>>700283288
Exactly, same could be said with diffusion, higher concentrations always tend to move to areas with lower concentrations until it's uniform. It's not really my theory, think a lot of people have that sorta inkling.
>>700283356
There's a lot of shit, Bloodborne art online is proof of that.
Nah you want the whole street to know you don't fuck about.
Exactly, if you turn your street into a mini Gaza strip they can't do shit.
Yep, lotta testosterone.
I'm not sure humans make them, some kind of hostile AI is trying to end us with weird guides.
I prefer playing tanks myself.
>>700284843
I was actually planning on going to sleep now, apologies.
>>700284843
>lol Esdeath is cuck lelelelelel le cuck waifu huehuehuehue
>>700285013
Listening to Kirby music, not much else at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTeT6t9sdjc
>>700285054
It's alright, goodnight, Shiro!
cabinet
>>700284147
few beers down playing some league with the amigos
>>700283811
you HAVE to make it and let me know what kind of sets they're playing
>>700284826
Which hunt?
>>700285035
Re:zero.
Niggas that actually believe in the flat earth theory.
I cringed myself so hard.
Flat
Earth
Fuck
The
Fucking
Logic
>>700285039
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
>>700285039
Lol what are you hyped about?
>>700285035
Death Parade
FLCL
Fullmetal Alchemist
Soul Eater
>>700285298
Oh, average shitposter then.
>>700285035
samurai champloo
panty and stocking
eureka 7
elfen lied
cowboy bebop
clannad
mirai nikki
darker then black
FLCL
log horizon
attack on titan
TTGL
>not listening to Rise Against, Sick Puppies, Jimmy Eats World, Smashmouth, Green Day, Bishop Briggs, Veorra, Nirvana, Bastille, Of Monsters and Men, lostboycrow, The NBHD, Sublime, Saving Abel, Ellie Goulding, Allen Stone, Imagine Dragons, The Killers, Queen, Finger Eleven, Weezer, Cage the Elephant, All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, AFI, Kanye West, Panic! At the Disco, Dirty Heads, Beck, Butthole Surfers, Animal Collective, Buddy Holly, Talking Heads, Daft Punk, Run DMC, Slick Rick, Andre 3000, Outkast, NSYNC, Eric Clapton, ACDC, Metallica, Journey, Def Leppard, Led Zepplin, Florence and the Machine, GG Allins, C418, Ghost Town, Sirah, AWOLNATION, Halsey, Tim Atlas
Why even live?
>>700285529
DID SOMEONE SAY FUCKING DEATH PARADE? TURN THAT GOD DAMN THEME UP.
>>700285531
Yoop.
>>700285688
Huh. Who knew Hitler shaved down there?
>>700284826
Destiny is a love/hate game, theres too much to explain
Runescape is something you need to start during middleschool to really get into it
>>700285430
I'll do my best heh
>>700285302
Dude nice. How's life been treating you?
>>700285298
>>700285531
she is a cuck tho, also you know nui dies right? though she was second best character
>>700285940
actually third, senkestsu 1 mako 2 and nui 3 or maybe even 4 after nani sore
>>700286125
>Mako
Mah nigga
>>700286169
mako is based, but we must not forget the sacrifices one sailor uniform made that day~
>>700285039
Quality chemistry. I truly regret having to drop sciences in favor of game design. No other studies I'd rather be doing though
>>700285435
The hunt for new quality waifu pics
>>700285876
Right. Not worth the pickup then? I don't have that much cash for games which is obviously a problem if I want to play online-only games
>you need to start during middleschool to really get into it
Is it still a relevant game after all these years?
Kinda like pokemon then. I'm usually not into grindfests other than pokemon
>>700285869
>AFI
Jesus christ i forgot that was a fucking band
>>700285940
Everyone knows Nui dies, dumbass. What revelation next, Kim's ass is fake? Also, if anything, Esdeath was just really bad at cucking Akame.
>>700286169
Mako is great. I'll give you that one.
I'm trying to hit on girl right now. But God, she's hard
>>700285872
OOOOHHHH FUCK YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wh8FgsEtNQ&index=122
>>700284826
You passed them though, right? Or so I heard. Neither is mine, find more enjoyment in doing the simpler things.
>>700284955
If it goes back that far then heh I could see why you love it.
>>700285035
Durarara
>>700285039
Think any series can help with that claim, just some weird shit that goes on there. Rather have it in the shadows though, if not they're going to make they're own nest and before you know it we're recreating Enemy At The Gates. Topkek, would have to have some people outside for that. Well it's slowly killing me so it's succeeding. Roadhog and the occasional Winston, other than that not much.
I have returned from dinner.
>>700285930
Okay, i've been trying to change my sleep schedule.
It's quite noisy in the day but i have to because reasons.
>>700285940
What makes you think i didn't know that? regardless, for me she was the best character.
And she pretty much got away with everything.
Claimed
>>700286402
Whoa no need to get rude, also she got cucked by a b character. As for your waifu mercy, well shes got about as much dialogue as a extra in a resident evil movie, ill break it down for someone slow like you, not much and boring. Shit waifu 2/10 but thanks for the heals?
Ah, excellent. These threads will be the death of my sanity.
Nyanpasu
>>700286737
Oh. Hi cutie
>>700286340
Oh I've been playing vidya so I haven't started yet
>>700286340
Unless you have friends to play with, no you're just asking for fustration
Dunno what you mean by relevent but it is still alive, even has 2007 servers
>>700284414
Uh, I've never played LoL or similar, i'm social irl but not in games. How is it?
Me, after years of shots and intense war and fight games, now i'm spending hours playing This War of Mine, it's strange to play a silent game.
>>700286653
>pretty much got away with everything
>loses to ryuko
>dies
?????
Profit?
Naw her one transformation literally lasts 2 minutes and she dies, also her edges cut me
>>700286938
its difficult to get into and the community is toxic. probably not the best to get into. what are some of your favorites? ive seen some gameplay of that one. it looked interesting but i dont know if it would be worth the investment
>>700286125
>no love for Maiko
Y THO
>>700286821
What's up, Renge?
>>700286863
Hey there
How's it going?
hello weeabo scum. stop jerking off to imaginary women.
>>700286801
>dialogue
>first-person shooter multiplayer
Nigger.
>>700287333
Top Fullmetal Waifu right here, lads. I'd kill to go shooting with your waifu.
>>700287477
Good evening to you as well, Mavis.
>>700285461
Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say.
>>700285529
Watching Bolt in the Olympics. Man is fucking based.
>>700286340
Never really got into chemisty, physics and maths are more my thing, that's why I'm taking them. Game design eh? What kinda stuff do you do in that?
>>700286626
>Nice gif
What did ya have?
>>700286519
>She's hard
You sure it's a girl?
>>700286551
Yep, Gherman=Miyazaki gave me a great laugh though I'll give it that.
Kek, every house will have a real shit sniper tower next to it, Uncle Sam would be proud.
Yeah you'd have to pay some reenactors I guess.
That's the spirit, nothing too stupid.
I pretty consistently switch between them all, but Winstons been my jam lately. All those environment kills make Harambe proud.
>>700285876
any other shows you're looking forward to in the next months?
>>700287383
Not too much, just chilling for the evening. What about you?
I return with buttered rice.
>>700287104
>loses to ryuko
Ryuko didn't lay a finger on her in that fight though, she merged with Ragyo and that's when she died.
>>700287361
senketsu is the superior waifu ofc
>>700287477
>implying shitty Disney waifu is better
>>700287333
Olivier > Hawkeye
>>700287721
Why no love for poor maiko?
Sorry, was playing some league
>>700282882
Gorillaz are pretty good
Listen to Jeff Rosenstock and Jeffery Lewis
>>700287745
pic related
-mavis
>>700287593
>nigger, great comeback!
Glad this is your third day here, your waifu has no character, so go ahead and put it out with the saturday trash faggot
>>700287708
Doesnt matter, second fight when she truly wore senketsu she mopped the floor with that peasant
>>700286653
Because reasons?
>>700288041
You're trying way too hard to be relevant, you fucking loser.
>>700286551
Metroid is my shit all the way. Metroid and Mass Effect.
>oh shit taco bell is here
>>700287614
From ivy, out middle, through our connector!
>like a speed demon
>>700287451
Im fine. I've never seen ya before. What's yer name?
>>700287614
I'm pretty sure it is a girl. I think I didn't explain it correctly. It's just that she doesn't make my life easy to hit on her.
Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away, across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spell
>>700282338
Source?
>>700288377
Ay fam
>>700288243
are you butthurt? I can tell, wreck fools like you in ds all the time so know one someones assmad, it makes me happy ;]
>>700288001
couple of things
>/b/ is a containment board
>/b/ was much worse in many ways back when it started
>you could simply have 200 posts in a row in one thread that said: dicks everywhere
>dicks everywhere
>dicks everywhere
>dicks everywhere
> X 200
>every thread was spam and child pornography
>snacks was never cool
>he is a pedophile and an fbi informant
what is it about old /b/ that you miss?
>>700288555
Name is Yuiko.
From Kyou No Yuiko-san
>>700288562
Ay
Okay, if I could just get you folks to do a quick roll call
Because honestly I barely know anybody here now
Much less the names of your waifus
>>700288041
Nui beat Ryuko in most of the fights except the one before the final. Ryuko would have been dead if Satsuki didn't step in each time before that.
>>700288158
When i say because reasons it's something i don't feel like talking about.
Would you happen to be listening to anything?
>>700288377
First time here,
Rin.
@700288626
>being this edgy, moronic and autistic
Hey you forgot your shoulder patch there, newfriend.
>you literally aren't worth the (You)
>>700288804
>Lurk moar
>>700288804
Look at this newfag.
>>700288734
>implying spam and child pornography is a bad thing
>>700288804
>
>>700288752
Thx XD
>>700288804
>>700288804
Felix anon here
>>700288804
Mercy her, im a collosal faggot also I cant spell!!
did I mention im gay?
>>700288951
So be welcome. This place is like hell.
Good waifu, tho. She's pretty
>>700289038
No prob
>>700288752
Listen to Jeff Rosenstock and Jeffery Lewis
>>700288991
Too many people dude
>>700288958
See above
>>700289072
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>>700288804
Yuiko Reporting For Duty.
>>700289165
I'll
>>700288804
U wot m8!?
>>700288924
Wut? thats like saying wow I beat someone with a gun who had a gun that jammed everytime, im good!
Its retarded logic, all out she lost
>>700288991
>newfag
>Kyouko-anon
Good job looking in the mirror, cuck
>>700289204
Are you an elitist?
>>700289012
ok that's it, meet me in the mc donald's parking lot in 1 hour. i will fuck you up brah.
>>700289204
I remember you. Thankfully, many don't remember me.
>>700288377
Ah I see, I was just making a stupid erection joke. Is she just being evasive and hard to get?
Such a perfect chill song.
>>700287694
Are you enjoying the buttered rice?
>>700288804
Doll.
>>700288041
>not reading wikis and comics or inferring from voice lines
>>700289109
>mfw I actually am a faggot
Don't be stupid. Calling me a faggot isn't hurtful if I'm openly an actual fucking faggot.
my wifu is best
your wifu is shit
>>700289371
It was a joke, sorry you're too stupid to get it.
I should have added :^) to make it easier for you.
>>700286551
I fucking aced it against all odds. I had to give the definition of a state machine and the schematic. The one fucking thing that had a picture (my memory works photographic)
>>700286882
There's no rush. What games you playing?
>>700286908
Alriht, thanks for the intel on that. Opinions seem to be pretty universal on Destiny
>2007 servers
Holy fuck. In my eyes it slowly lost it's playerbase and died a few years ago. And now suddenly it's back
>>700287614
I adored chemistry, applied physics and biology in particular. Never was good at maths. In fact I've had troubles with everything abstract now that I think about it
>What kinda stuff do you do in that?
A bit of everything. Coding, art, game design, concept, graphic design etc. If I finish these studies I can get started in television, cgi, advertisement. It leaves me with a lot of options other than game developer
>>700287694
Halla best blush
>>700288804
im esdeath im very nice but am squeamish around gore and strange fetishes so as long as you dont have any of those we will get along. also as long as your waifu is not yandere or dominate i hate those personality
League time
>>700289289
Do it
>>700289390
Summoned.
>>700287614
Just some ham and bean soup.
>>700287661
Trying to relax.
>The past two mornings were so loud I could hardly sleep.
>>700288804
Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos, at your service!
>>700289429
Hard to get. I'm still no good with these kind of jokes
>>700289591
This one tries so hard to fit in, kek.
Kill yourself.
![Ayase [4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SBDY78V.jpg "Ayase [4].jpg")
>>700283288
Nice to meet you too.
Six weeks, reduced dose going from 200mg-100mg-50mg every two weeks, so I'm on nothing now. I could've taken it slower coming off so it could be easier, but when I started coming off I had this pretty stupid 'can-do' attitude going. Been bed ridden the past week with dizziness, and I'm getting this weird electric shock feeling going through my body every now and then.
>>700289408
I still don't know what to call you, since I've never actually seen you post an image
>>700289429
Pleased to make your acquaintance. Renge.
>>700289390
So elitist dude
>>700289614
Nigga I know you already
>>700289647
What happened to make them noisy? And good to know you.
>>700289327
>>700289289
I know both of you as well but thanks for the (You)s
>renge
All the elitists (Uta, Kyouko, Syndra, Tatsumaki, Homura, Shiki, etc.) are fucking newfags
>>700287231
I've always thought that about these games, like kids screaming in their mics or typing all kind of shit to his comrades.
About This War..., it's not for anyone, but I think it's worth. It´s like an RPG with a dense history, the music is great and fills the depressive ambient.
