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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700257209
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed
Claimed.
c h e e s e
>>700263945
trying to catch up with the pokemon anime
only about 90 episodes to go
>claimed
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Miho claimed
best suit girl claimed
>>700263660
Approximately zero hours since I don't sleep with a pillow, next question?
>>700263870
The flap used to get inside was not open this morning. There were no winds nor anything to really make it open, never happened before. A lot of stuff gets ordered here, so I'd assume someone is watching the house for deliveries.
still here
Faggots
>>700264470
>pets tiny mouse
>>700264470
I never saw the appeal of the Pokémon anime series. Maybe I'm just missing something.
*gently rubs little mouse head*
>in
Claimed
Should i continue to watch Index or should i sleep?
>>700263511
>Maki
I'm fine, awfully tired, watching some poker stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPy7C7APBEo
>>700263690
>Homu
An upload would be nice, thank you. Supposedly he's changing his name to 'No, My Name Is Jeffrey', but I don't trust stuff I hear on /mu/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLcYFwMdn8
And as you've said before, you don't like nigger rap, so I doubt you'll like him. I don't know what I exactly like about him, but I feel if he stops rapping about the cliches, he could be pretty good.
>mfw preparing my end-of-the-world playlist for when trump wins the election
This will do just fine...
Shiro claimed.
>>700262811 (Du)
Ach, wenn ich damit nur noch Geld verdienen könnte...
Seit der Sache mit der Ziege und dem Honig muss ich meistens sogar noch drauf zahlen.
>>700262864 (Shiro)
True. At least she didn't become a lumberjack.
I still have trust issues because of this bullshit.
>>700263451 (Weird freak)
Ankles. Or maybe them sexy shoulders?
>>700263690 (Glorious Homu)
I have failed you!
No matter what I searched for, I found literally more pictures of Homu with pantsu on her head than of Shiro. And even the ones I find are seldom of quality, mostly cosplayers and screenshots.
Never would I have guessed that my quest would prove to be this difficult... I will see to have this error corrected! Tomorrow.
It's getting late, so I'll take my leave.
Sleep well everyone!
Calamity-masu'd
>>700264772
>>700264812
what is the appeal behind the mouse human thing?
>>700264831
heyo friendo
>>700264892
great tastes
These threads suck ass
>>700264470
>>700264812
>pokémon anime
You just triggered my trap card. Go read the adventures special manga, the plot actually makes sense, the characters are very well written and their development is god tier.
The anime is literally the worst long runner in existence, Ash brain resets on an yearly basis and he also becomes younger as time passes. Team rocket are the most milked out and bland villains ever. It's hard for me to understand how anyone older than 12 can enjoy it.
>>700265188
>>700263848 (M O U S E)
>>700264470
>Cute pic
What region in the pokemon anime?
I'm just chilling in bed and posting pretty much. Might find something to read in a bit.
>>700264032 (Alice)
I think we might have done, you were on about walking I think, but I'm probably thinking of someone else. I'm good, tired but good. How're you?
>>700264149 (Akira)
That's an awfully small amount for how popular it seems at the moment. You could probably bug a few friends into it, but other than that you can't do much without being well known I guess. If only you could play on those servers without lagging to death.
>>700264374 (Tomo)
Grand total of 0 here
>Zarya one
God dammit.
>>700264573
Well that sounds a bit suspect. Waiting on anything important fo you know?
>>700265079
God damn lumberjack. Try not to have nightmares about it, and instead, have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Shiro. Goodnight.
Fuck yeah
Just mastered those first 2 1/2 measures of Stairway to Heaven!
>>700265079
Sleep tight glorious pantsu lover.
>>700265129
Well thank you
>>700265316
Should've tooken Auto Shop class
>>700265302
yeah good ol' 300ms ping to NA and 370 to EU. I really wanna see this game get big because it's amazing but it's just not happening.
>>700264543
Oldfag
>>700265081
>Calamity-wew'd
>>700265129
Don't touch my precious mouse god Esdeath!
>she's adorable
>>700265198
I watched one episode a long time ago. The most Pokémon anything I ever did was play Silver like 10 years ago. I'm only just starting to read manga because I need more Alice
>>700265302
Ah, maybe I went out for my walk and the thread 404'd so I never noticed. Or I forgot about the thread again, it happens quite often.
I'm not too bad though, just finished eating a tasty wrap
>>700265470
>H E R E T I C
>>700265129
hii
>>700264772
please pet carefully
>>700264812
its childish, cliche, and doesn't go anywhere
but it is incredibly comfy and soothing to watch
>>700264892
probably sleep if you're tired
index is pretty good though, so it's a tough choice
>>700265188
that's not a very nice thing to say
>>700265198
see above, it's comfy af
or am i not allowed to enjoy things you deem bad
>>700265302
kalos, i think
it's the XY anime
any idea what you're going to read?
itt cancer
>>700265635
alright I was just going to pet it~
>>700265644
how are you today?
>>700264913
Long day out? Gotta be in the mood for poker, arguments are entertaining to watch though.
>>700265302
Damn right it does. At the moment, no. Shouldn't be anything.
>>700265302
well that sucks. hope you get your drop before it ends
Is the light novel of Konosuba worth reading? Or does it progressively get worse!
>>700265129
Cause mouse
>>700265737
>Pets softer
>>700265884
I'm really mad at someone I trusted but hey it's the weekend. That part of the week where I don't see sunlight or anyone for a couple of days!
>>700265635
Love you too
>>700265737
I'm a little tired. I think watching 1 episode and then sleeping would be the most optic idea.
>>700265737
If you enjoy it then go ahead, at least you understand why it's bad.
>>700265635
I don't read manga often either, should really get into the Madoka Magica ones. Doing so maybe I can get some interesting pictures too.
>>700265972
Nope, it's just that I've been up for 14 hours now. Which is odd, I don't think people are supposed to be tired by 14 hours of awakeness. Stack that with me always being tired regardless of how long I've been awake, and I'm all kinds of fuckered up. I love myself some poker, and just gambling in general.
>>700266555
see >>700264913
>>700266194
that's better
i need more being-pet images
>>700266546
sounds like a good idea
what episode are you on?
>>700266555
thank you for the approval
how are you today?
>>700266189
That is subjective
>>700264892
How tired are ya feeling?
>>700265635
I'm the same, tend to get distracted from here sometimes. What kinda wrap you eating?
>>700265737
I only really watched the pokemon anime when I was a kid, a bit weird for me to imagine the XY anime. Is Brock still in it?
Not too sure yet, thinking Hitchhikers guide, haven't done that in a while.
>>700265972
I think I'd be more freaked out knowing they've just taken some regular mail rather than anything important then. Wonder what they wanted.
>>700266149
At this rate, probably not. I'll just have to buy the snow suit one at some point.
>>700266464
that sucks why I trust no one least on here we are anon you want to talk about it?
>sunlight wot?
>>700266546
her short shorts god i love short shorts this is the only esdeath i have with short shorts :(
>>700265644
Hi cutie, how are you tonight?
>>700265737
Too much going on in them I think for me to find them comfy, I like a relaxing and slow paced anime when it comes to that sort of thing
>>700265809
Such wew, I wish people did more for my poor Alice
>incoming drawing fails by me
>>700265884
Softly petting is okay
>>700266546
It's okay, I will accept you for who you are now
>please don't shoot me
>>700266555
More Alice and finishing the story is my main drive, more pictures will be an incidental bonus. Also checked
>>700266885
It was a chicken southwest salad wrap, quite tasty. Usually I get caught up in whatever vidya I have going on at the time
>>700266980
Sundresses > short shorts
>pic related
>>700266885
did you see the new dva sit emote?
>>700265188
Dubs speak truth
>>700266786
>hugs mouse
anyway i'm gonna head off. gonna level my ninja in TERA a bit more, almost 65.
My waifu is a direct reflection of the perfect woman and she'll never exist. This is very painful, how do you all manage?
>>700267208
Enjoy.
Vitamin water is good too tbh, i have a lot of it now
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
>>700265596
Whoops missed this.
A bit of a pain the ping then. It seems like it's got a lot of traction, but unfortunately most games work around a spike of sales.
>>700267110
I don't tend to eat wraps, but chicken ones sit right with me for some reason.
Yeah, especially if it's something like League that goes on for ages.
>>700267124
I haven't. It any good?
>>700267208
Later.
>>700267385
It's you.
>>700267110
Let's see them?
>>700267268
killing squirrels
>>700266885
they dumped brock a few seasons ago, and now they're just changing all of ash's companions every new season
hitchhiker's guide is good, never read the books but saw the movie
>>700267110
understandable, i guess it's mostly just the nostalgia that makes watching it comfy
>>700267164
i do have an image for that!
>>700267385
hello happy friend
>>700267385
>no life
RIP Juvia-anon ;-;
>>700266980
I'd rather never talk about or hear from that person again. Anyway how are you?
>>700267110
Hungry and looking to play vidya
>>700267469
she plays games and eats mountain dew and doritos
>>700267546
Sacrifice a squirrel in the name of the frost god, Esdeath
>>700266786
I have watched 15 eps. I'll do what i said.
>>700266885
From 1 to 10. about 3/10
>>700266980
short shorts
>>700267110
Nice to hear that.
no one would shoot Alice
>>700266769
>I don't think people are supposed to be tired by 14 hours of awakeness.
Nope, not at all. Perfectly normal. Sounds rough though, well when you do get some sleep, is it pleasant at least? It's a guilty pleasure. Want to go balls out and win big, but at the cost of everything.
>>700266885
Yep, it's just a really bizarre occurrence. There had to be something there, a small package maybe. Don't know, but it's high alert now.
>>700265079
ich mach mal nen post damit ich (Du) wieder sehe
>ruf mich wenn du mich brauchst
ich bin aber gleich weg
i'm not really sure what's going on here, why all the butthurt spamming in these threads? what is the complaint here? i mean for fuck sake, we have FLUFFY-ABUSE and i don't see anyone raising a stink about that. and fluffy-abuse is the most autistic, creepy, serial-killer shit i have ever seen.
>>700267652
np im fine just lieing around got the idea to dress as gender swap yuno for a convention next summer this goal could get me to lose some weight
>>700267704
I will FOR THE FROST GODS!
>>700267731
yee
>>700267912
I like fluffy abuse~ dont hate me
>>700267832
hey
>>700267832
You Know who it is
>>700267546
You're absolutely fucking pathetic AND a disgrace to your waifu.
>>700267854
As of recent, sleep has been a tough thing for me. Time asleep ranges from 2-4 hours, and I've also been waking up in the middle of the night now. Most of the time sleep will just make me feel like filth anyways, so no not really pleasant.
The second-to-last digit of this post decides the cuteness rating of the post above, on a scale of 1 to 10. A 0 counts as a 10.
The last digit of this post decides the cuteness rating of the post below.
>>700268130
i don't hate you, people who are into stuff like fluffy-abuse are mostly abuse victims themselves. what i do hate is the subject matter, not you personally.
Penny returns from the range!
Man, nothing like the feel of a nice 9mm in your hand yo.
Klaimed
>>700267268
Rape.
>>700267385
>nolife
I can agree on that, please school start up again
>>700267469
I quite enjoy wraps, not so much if it's a cold cut though, hot meat is much better for some reason.
I don't play League really, but I get into other things and lose all sense of reality
>>700267529
When I said more, I meant more like actually making them at all. This is about the most wew that people got, other than a couple lewds which I did not keep
>>700267577
My parents didn't let me watch things like that when I was young, nostalgic TV shows for me is like Gilligan's Island and Hogan's Heroes
>>700267652
I'm just waiting for my friends to stop playing Paragon and get back on Rust. Found a good server that doesn't allow RDM
>>700267731
I'm sure some people would. I'd rather they shoot me though :^(
>>700267854
That's a lovely dress! Looks very good
>>700268414
Hi Penny, sorry I disappeared earlier
>>700268400
double perfection
that's impressive
>>700268299
>>700268413
Oh my, both of you posters, and your Waifus, are simply the cutest little things I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
>>700268400
More picures.
>>700265079
>Weird freak.
Sorry, but you were the one who wanted to know what I liked/disliked.
>Still no.
>>700268130
Disgusting
>>700268141
Do I really?
I know a thousand megumemes
>>700264573
>Don't sleep with a pillow
Who needs a pillow when you got a Ki to hug up on all night. :^)
>>700268487
No problem ^^
How goes it?
>>700268590
I'm referencing your filenames, You Know.
>>700268196
wow where did that come from
>>700268413
>abuse victims themselves. :<
>>700268590
wow whats your issues cant say hello
>>700268512
Don't be impressed by me, be impressed by the 10/10 cuties.
>>700264334
>>700268130
That's a cool idea. Unique cosplay are always the way to go if you don't want to look like one of the 50 guys dressed as Luffy. I'd like to cosplay something too but I need to learn the ways of crafting armors
>>700268487
Sounds like a cool server.
>Throwback to RDMing kids in Gmod
>>700267912
This is a good post.
>>700268865
/b/ used to be Random and Anime
>>700268487
Nooo don't say it like that.
I'm gonna watch 1 episode of Index and then sleep so. Good Night everyone~
>>700268865
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/random
>>700268765
But my filename says "Chelsea" you silly donut
>>700268807
You must excuse me, I dont normally respond to degenerates
>>700268904
Heya Akame
>>700269029
But you're a heretic, regardless of filenames.
>>700268487
oh man that sucks
did your parents not let you watch pokemon specifically or just cartoons in general?
>>700268834
oh but i am
>>700269010
good night!
>>700267303
I thought it just tasted like regular water?
>>700267385
Heyo.
>>700267577
Aw really? No more drying pan then. Well I guess if they change the girl every region then they'd have to change Brock at some point.
The original fim or the modern one?
I'd really recommend the books if you're that way inclined.
>>700267703
Well they're living up the meme there. We need a Gremlin Dva spray too.
>>700267731
Probably watch it until you hit a 5+/10
>>700267854
Maybe, something must have made them do it. You call the police or anything?
>>700268400
I guess to the Waifu machine all waifus are cute.
>>700268487
Maybe it's just because we're used to hot meat, but yeah somethings off about cold meat.
I only rarely get super immersed in something like that, but when it does I'm gone.
>>700267912
>not mentioning trap threads, fur threads, Porn WEBMs, YLYL, Rule 34
Why even try?
>>700269029
You're a heretic, Gasai
>>700268807
yeah typically they are being controlled by older psychopaths or were being controlled at one point by them.
Awe all the waifus
>>700264334
Anyone who rolls trips gets their waifu!!!
>>700269228
Shouldn't you be posting music nobody cares about, emo boy?
>>700269428
How rude, though that's to be expected from an elitist
>>700268865
>This isn't one of them
Tell me where it SPECIFICALLY says what goes on this board faggot. Fucking newfag.
>>700269029
what did I do to you Christ where do i get all this unnecessary hate from
>unless you are rping
>>700268904
male akame if you come with me ill go as male esdeath instead although she would be harder to cosplay
>>700269476
this this is true~
>>700268885
Oh hi Cutie~
>>700269393
>The wall returns
>>700269611
maybe someday, but not today
>>700268761
I'm not doing too bad, just stopped doing some surfing on CS:GO and looking for something else to do now
>>700268904
Yeah, it's an RP server as well so there's quests and shit. I picked one up earlier to kill 10 bears
>they're tough bastards
>>700269010
Good night Revy
>>700269258
I could watch cartoons, they didn't like the whole idea of Pokémon though. Looking back at it, I didn't find it that interesting back then either though. But I was a strange child so not liking something popular wasn't unusual
>>700269393
Well, I like a cold cut sandwhich on bread. There's just something about sliced meats on wraps that I cannot bear
>>700269611
Might as well try!
>>700269770
Wow, you really got me. Shouldn't you be fucking your sister?
>>700269963
It's You Know Gasai, he's just being a bit of a doof.
>>700269963
Just stay away from my squirrels
>>700268865
Random: without definite aim, direction, rule, or method <subjects chosen at random>
>Fucking newfag.
>>700270075
Ah, I plan on playing some Siege later
>Unless K wants to play something with me.
>>700268299
Sleep patterns being skewered seems to be a common thing around here. That's odd to hear though, I mean it affects everyone differently but sleeping has the opposite effect for me. That is when it's not to much.
>>700268487
Thanks m8, liking the red. Top-notch color.
>>700268709
Our sleeping patterns are reversed :^)
>>700269393
Exactly, the carrier usually drives up and stuffs everything in there, someone saw something good. Nope, hadn't thought of that. Aside from filing the report, I doubt they'd give any look into it but I will keep that in mind, thanks.
>Gremlin D.Va spray
The game is getting too meta kek.
>>700270291
>FORGOT IMAGE FUCK
>>700270172
I'm a new fag. ;_;
>>700270087
it is is that not heresy too have two waifus?
>>700270140
fine you have two waifus?
>>700269393
I got a flavored kind
>>700269393
i do miss brock, but the first replacement they had for him was pretty great, too bad the current one sucks
i didn't even know there were multiple hitchhiker's movies so i honestly wouldn't know
>>700270075
maybe your parents were part of this church?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjHrExOM-ww
>>700270401
First rule of being a newfag: Lurk moar
>Second rule: Never admit it.
>>700270087
Takes nothing to make you elitist salty
Just don't come crying to me in steam why I ignore you
>>700270422
Does it matter?
>>700270422
TWO WAIFUS?!
>>700270541
Mouse!
>>700270422
I believe he has four. I know he has three definitely.
>>700270634
How am I an elitist? I'd like some examples. Also, I removed you from Steam long ago, I don't take you seriously, so why would I come crying to you?
>>700270772
It's worse than that. Read the top reply.
>>700270291
I played Siege briefly during the beta, didn't seem worth a purchase to me at the time. Is it a bit more balanced now or do the terrorists still win 90% of the time?
>>700270368
Oh, I have lots of red if it's red that you like my friend
>>700270541
No, they just thought it was bad stuff for kids to watch. They're a bit strange but so am I so it all works out.
I mostly do what I want and watch what I want now anyway
>>700270772
>Blood for the Blood God
>>700270634
so I can have yuno as a second? cause if been thinking about it
>>700270772
I like slaanesh anyway emperors children ftw
>>700270948
oh my is it even a waifu at that point or a collection of anime girls you like
>>700269393
would be nice.
>>700271133
Wow I didn't think you were that much of a heretic.
>>700270368
Minor details. :^)
>>700271006
Oh no its really balanced as far as everything goes.
>It just depends how good your teammates are at this point.
A good player can Terrorist hunt solo with no problems.
>A great player can carry a team in Multiplayer.
>>700270887
Miho!
>>700271006
oh alright
my parents never really cared what i watched, as long as it wasn't 18+
>>700270172
Random: Not a place for a 24/7 thread.
But it's not like the other threads you find here are very random.
>>700266786
Good.
>>700264913
Every video uploaded with that aspect seems to be unavailable here. I've listened to the song, it's quite the pinnacle of nigger rap.
I recognize his voice and some of his other songs, it's not terrible but not my thing.
>>700270018
https://youtu.be/IjcYwsW7cXQ
>>700270075
Cold cuts taste a bit weird on their own, maybe the bread insulates the taste more than the wrap. Or maybe I'm full of shit.
>>700270368
They must've done then. Oh well, not much you can do now. Yeah no real point really in calling them, just wondered if you did. Get up to anything apart from that anyway?
They've gotta go all the way with the meme now. Go big or go home.
>>700270502
Ah what flavour?
>>700270541
I'm not sure I could bare to watch a replacement. Is the current one actually from the game like Brock was?
Well did Marvin have a square head or a sphere one? Didn't like the modern one as much, they took the ending in a weird direction.
>>700270368
Maybe it'll start fixing itself. I can hope, but I doubt the sleep making me feel like shit think will pass.
>>700271669
Why did I put a think in that sentence.
>>700271537
I don't see why a 24/7 thread CAN'T exist.
Random just basically means no restrictions on what can and cannot be posted here aside from US laws and shit.
>>700271484
>Plays with tail
>>700270948
There's that denial, first step to elitism
I regret not screencaping it, cried like a little bitch when I started ignoring you for using elitism buzzwords
>>700271133
You're seriously asking permission?
How much of a bitchboi are you?
>>700269029
Hey you got any more of these c a n d i e s ?
>>700270075
Never played Rust much but it sounds liek a blast
>>700269963
one day my friend
>>700271905
You'll have to behave like a good girl if you want some
>>700271900
>cried like a little bitch
I was just wanting to talk to you. Your fault you get easily offended.
>>700271297
sorry my dude i play eldar dark eldar and slaanesh myself although i have not touched my models in some time
>>700271900
you need to chill man im just playing with you you are hostile for no reason also bitchboi I pride my self on this how else would i be a sub
>>700271905
we can make it happen just go to Canada and follow my trail of corpses
>>700271006
Would very much appreciate it. Something about the color screams beauty to me. Hence why I like Maki so much.
>>700271311
It is what it is :^)
>>700271624
That's how it goes I suppose, just gotta be more alert when the carrier comes, if I'm home that is. Yeah didn't really cross the mind. Nope, not really. Was thinking of playing some Overwatch but never got around to it.
The Dad 76 meme took off so you have a point with that.
>>700271669
Yeah hopefully, that'd be for the best. Maybe so, maybe not.
Most glorious claim
>>700272443
>Mfw pleb
Nah jk, I love playin Spesh Marinez
>But I play a lot of Tao and Imperials too so I'm a heretic.
>>700271900
What is it with you people and elitism?
Elitism this, elitism that, elitism will kill our children and rape our women
>>700271537
simple and straight forward answer
>>700271624
so far both brock-replacing companions have been gym leaders from the games, so exactly like brock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Drkgn6vb_M
the green haired guy is brock's first replacement, he's pretty good
Marvin's head was spherical so i guess it was the modern movie that i saw, though it's been a while so i don't remember it too well
>>700271867
>
>>700272443
I'm not so far away remember?
>>700272039
>I'm listening
>>700271459
Maybe if they do a free weekend sometime I'll give it a shot
>>700271484
Ah well, just goes to show that parents will do what they want when it comes to raising children
>>700271624
I like cold cuts. Depends on the meets they have on it though. Some meats do not go together so well
>>700271905
It can be, other times it's a complete cluster fuck of frustration
>>700272676
>wew, the dress again
Yeah, pretty much all of the art with Alice is a red dress. Unless it's the version of me that just kind of hates everything that lives. Then it's all white
>pic related
>>700273245
Its pretty fun imo
>I'm sorta obsessed with it. Kek.
>>700272209
Right and you're the one to remove me, I can only guess I offended you with something very miniscule
>>700272443
How can you be proud of that
>>700272969
All I have to do is say "elitism" and everyone's anus is ruffled, quite amusing really. You should try it
>>700273117
Uh uh, I see you, trying to take all of my candy
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>700272969
Stop being elitist
>>700272889
my ex friend use to play gaurd nids and orks so he was a heretic just less than me wish i could get back into the game
>>700273117
I dont remember but enlighten me casue you have me excited
elitist meme
