Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>700248565 >Cla
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700248565
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vT1WNESB-8
still here
>>700256887
Yep
>>700256968
That happens in the anime
>>700257187
Hello my love!
![Syndra [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [79].jpg")
>>700257293
Hi.
>>700257315
You should know that's not your love.
![Kirino [313].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJMXKm2.jpg "Kirino [313].jpg")
Himenokouji Akiko
Claimed
>>700257374
afternoon
Miho claimed
>>700257182
>Maybe you'll get lucky and be injured through no fault of your own.
I drive around enough in the rain someone with hit me.
still here
i'm always here
plz talk to me
>>700257499
Here's hoping for a wet cold winter.
Shino Here
Hungry edition.
I want some currrrrrrrrrrry
I seriously need to come here more often.
Best suit girl claimed
>>700257374
Different Rikka?
>>700257437
<3
>>700257465
Eat a fucking dick faggot
>>700257473
You up to much?
>>700257677
Yea.
>>700257676
It's you.
here
>>700257209
Claiming
>>700257616
Winter is nice but it takes to long to get here.
>>700257314
yeah, her route as a whole is still great though
the ending just confuses me
>>700257643
get some then you olive nigger
>>700257616
Here's hoping you die in a fire
Doll claimed.
>>700257293
Heyo.
>>700257057 (Miho)
That's dire. More likely to die from a bee than win the lottery apparently.
>>700257643
Then get some man.
>>700257676
Looks sharp.
>>700257693
You can't expect him to eat a dick without demonstrating it first
Be sure to show him everything and eat two dicks
>>700257676
Hello there, been a while
Maggie from walking dead
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
And you'll say that I'm wrong, and be right all along
>>700257742
im thinking about playing a game. also looks like i have someone posting my claim pic.
>>700257841
hello again doll.
Shiro claimed.
>>700256380 (Other Shiro)
Not much really, just watching some Dexter.
You must be hyped for the Olympics.
>>700256466 (Zombie chick)
Surprising indeed.
Though sometimes while watching an anime I do think "oh, yea, there's got to be shittones of this very specific fetish with that chick" and when I go to check for scientific reasons there is a surprising lack of it.
People are weird to not produce more of this weird stuff.
>>700256480 (Glorious Homu)
This.. this picture. It is golden. It makes me feel like ending all my worldly connections and duties to just stand there and look at it. I want to cut out my eyes so this will always remain the last thing I have seen.
So... yea... I am perfectly fine with "stuff like this".
>>700256968 (Laura)
It is shiro exclusive, sorry buddy. There are a few of these due to a certain scene in the show.
Was my guess on point then?
![WO [290].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SqrjSie.jpg "WO [290].jpg")
>>700257318
>>700257886
>fagging out this hard
>>700257742
Hey shiro. What's happening?
>>700257841
Thanks. A two piece is a nice thing.
>>700257886
hey chara, it has been a while. I just keep forgetting this place even exists.
CLAIMED LOL CLAIM
MOM I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT LOOKS LIKE MY PILLOW
>>700258074
im already forgetting images.
>>700258018
he literally a fag though
>>700257973 (You) (You)
>bitte lass mich hier nicht mehr so lange allein
>die neuen machen mir angst
>>700257643
I'll give you some fam
>>700257742
Lame
>>700257886
<3
Chara roll
>>700257973
Well Franken Fran also has a loli and bandage girl, so there is that
>>700258145
Never change
>>700257976
>>700257841
Death doesn't sound bad would end my pain.
>>700257973
Oh shit, Dexter is fucking great, I love that show like, a lot. First watch? I'm actually not watching the Olympics at all for some reason, I really should though. I don't even know if my TV works though.
>>700258074
Just watching some various poker stuff on YouTube. Love myself some poker. You?
>>700258216
be warned, pony fags get banned regularly afaik
Claimed
forever mine
>>700258074
well goddamn, don't worry
You never leave 4chan
It's like a natural law
>>700258018
>calling a fag a fag
that's not an insult
Claimed.
>>700257315
I know this, I've already seen it.
>So much movie hype!
>>700257973
I thought you meant you saw a pic of Laura with panties on her head. Damn it, I got my hopes up for nothing...
>You still have to guess again.
>>700257293
Heya
>>700257465
Would still bang
>>700258418
Mouse girl?
>>700258263
Doesn't seem like i will, happens every time.
>>700258321
trying to figure out why the fuck 4chan is so fucky on MS Edge, along with finding some extensions.
>>700258421
yeah i come back to /waifu/ every time i see the thread or when i remember it. used to come every day to chill but the community went a little downhill for a bit when i was in the hospital.
>>700258295
15yo boy kills himself after his anime waifu dies
"I feel like my heart is exploding, breaking every time my heart is stabbed nonstop and my body hurts internally and externally hurts hurts so much you writhe in pain on your bed I can't stop crying because you know you're unhappy you love someone and you can't stop hurting I love Ikaros and it hurts to know she's not here and I cry nonstop and sometimes not so much but I'm always sad put she's everything to me what's the point of being borng, living if you can't stay with the person you love so much, what's the point of working if you can't spend it or go out with the person I love so much If she was real I would be happy I would work only for her, study only for her I want you to be real on day so I can propose to you Ikaros and see how you'd overheat I want to teach you all the good things about people and teach you about love"
None of you are this hard-core.
>>700258418
hello again mouse
>>700258564
afternoon Rem
>>700258564
the best mouse girl, of course
>>700258706
hello friend
how are you today
>>700258545
Oh shit a movie?!
When?
![LY [169].png](https://i.imgur.com/oK88BP6.jpg "LY [169].png")
>>700258280
>>700257973
I thought you'd rather see Homu wearing em and not eating em. That's my favourite one of the pervy Homu meme sadly.
>>700258321
How was your day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hcv9bDBaoA
>>700257943
What game you thinking of playing? It's pretty easy to tell which is you though.
>>700258074
Exactly. How're you anyway?
>>700257936
But what if you were right about being wrong?
>>700258295
Better chance of dying to a vending machine too. Try fucking with one of them.
>>700258350
Heyo
>>700258418
Mouse in the house wearing a blouse.
>>700258838
>>700258838
>>700258743
Not many mouse girls I know if, but she's probably the best
>>700258706
So many people trying to be you.
>>700258601
always happens. There's only one way on 4chan. And that is down.
Glad to see you again though.
How's life treating you?
>>700258743
>Plays with ears
>>700258196 (Du)(You)(Et)(Tu)
Moin moin! Wer ist denn so schlimm von den Neuen?
Ich hab die bisher ignoriert.
>>700258202
You already had me at bandage girl.
>>700258321
Second watch, but the first was quite a few years back though. I will refuse to watch the last 5 minutes though. They never happened.
I know where they are streamed online, but the commentary is all german. Maybe there's something like that in english as well though.
>>700258418
Lol, fucken pedo. Keep her.
>>700258545
I'll look into it, just for you :-*
Hmm, maybe daddy play or snuff?
>>700258838
>meme
It's an important character trait and not just a "meme", you dip!
Also, what about the at least 17 others? Don't they feature pantsu?
>>700258883
Oh hi doll. Long time no see. How are you doing?
>>700258883
Doing pretty ok, other than a slight cough but that's next to no problem. Yourself?
>>700259042
Not bad. Had a fever/cough over the last week or so but I'll get over it. How about you?
>>700259153
Her name is Adorea, she stores organs
>>700259153
All of them have pantsu, it's just the quality might be too low for me to want to post.
>>700258883
i actually didn't know blouse was pronounced in a way that rhymes with house and mouse
the more you know
>>700259038
now that you mention it, i don't actually know of any other asian mouse girls
only some disney mice but that's it
>>700259131
>
>>700259153
that's not nice to say
please don't bully
>>700258743
boredom setting in. may hang out with a friend today though so that can change.
>>700258883
was thinking overwatch or maybe go ahead and actually go and finish out dark souls 3. still have the prince and not sure what else to beat.
>>700259038
its just one guy probably but no big deal.
>Rias Gremory claimed!
my waifu :3
>>700259361
had a shit day but in general pretty good.
>I hate waifu claiming threads I never get my waifu in time
>>700258838
Hey, that picture is a thing. My day was pretty boring, went to school, that was full of nothing. I listened to a little bit of The Epic, I suppose it would fare well as background music. And how was yours?
>that track was okay, good instrumentation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9b7uxX5LZo
>>700259153
More like refuse to watch the last season.
>>700259432
I like catgirls better.
>>700259505
It's two or three
>>700259541
Who else would it be, your target on a hit list?
>>700259768
That's why you roll for trips.
>>700258601
Lol in the hospital for being a faggot
>>700259153
>Moin moin! Wer ist denn so schlimm von den Neuen?
Ich hab die bisher ignoriert.
naja ich rede hier quasi mit niemandem außer dir, also alle?
ignorieren kann ich gut, aber dann verpasse ich wenn du doch mal posten solltest
die neuen sind aber generell schon ein bisschen krebs, aber kinder sind die meißten hier sowieso also eig auch kein grund
>>700258761
That's the thing: it was recently announced without a release date. That also means no one knows if it's a recap movie with additional scenes or if it's something new entirely.
>>700259153
Try thinking towards body parts and away from the different kinds of sexual acts.
>>700258475
Claim your mom
>>700259836
I was gonna type the same thing.
wicked burn m8
>>700259827
Idunno
new to anime so :D I don't know that many characters ,, Only watched the mainstream anime's & highschool dxd so far :c still looking for some good shows
I claim Major Motoko Kusanagi
Oh yeah. My own bodyguard and waifu.
Feels good. yeah!
>>700259258
Pretty good, a bit exhausted though. Yourself?
>>700259361
I hate colds like that, not enough to call in sick but enough to be a nuisance. I'm good myself, just chilling in bed. You getting up to much?
>>700259432
Huh, well there you go. How did you think it was pronounced?
>Mouse petting and ear rubbing
https://youtu.be/bYv-I3X9qTw
>>700259836
Rekt
>>700259929
Hope it's new
>>700260044
She the chick from desert punk?
>>700258813
>>700260044
how does it feel knowing scarlet Johansson is going to screw that up for you?
>>700259827
really? I had no idea I was so popular.
>>700260044
Ayyy me too dubdub famalam, she's hot af right?
Don't mind me, just keeping my eyes peeled.
Penny Returns!
>The snack thing was kinda a joke
>I had to pick up my acid reflux meds
>But I did get pretzels.
I cant hear any of you over aki being the greatest
>>700259954
My mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.
>>700260179
Ghost in the Shell
>>700260044
You're waifu is a canon slut.
CANON SLUT
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
testing testing 123
>>700260390
>implying everyones waifus are not sluts
>>700260024
Hopefully you find your Waifu soon.
>>700260285
As far as I know they stole your claim image and kinda made you seem like "hey talk to me" kind of person.
>>700260357
Hi Dio
>>700260371
You can't hear me? What if I yell?
>>700260500
Test complete.
>>700260246
Not that anon, and not that much
A different voice actress in Arise was a nice transition.
>>700260179
>desert punk
Really?
>>700260417
It's you.
>>700260522
The Major is an actual slut tho.
Having perverted thoughts does not make you a slut.
>>700260246
I don't care. Not going to watch that abomination.
Everything hollywood touches turns to shit.
>>700259505
boredom sucks, but hanging out with friends is fun
what are you doing to kill time right now?
>>700259631
that is great
>>700259827
i strongly disagree with you but that is okay
this mouse is quite fond of big cats too, after all
>>700260082
the french way, i guess
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Fr-blouse.ogg
also that video is really cute
![LY [163].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6jYsLEQ.jpg "LY [163].jpg")
>>700258813
The hat thing looks familiar.
>>700260198
.
>>700260582
>>700260246
Tbh it could be worse
Tea is really good tbh
>>700260555
>You can't hear me? What if I yell?
wouldnt make a difference
>>700260082
I'm good and a bit exhausted too. What have you been doing lately?
>>700260731
Holy shit its a slut lineup.
>>700260698
Nice trip
>>700260082
I should probably remember I'm actually meant to be in a thread instead of off on another tab on my browser. I'm mostly just watching a twitch.tv stream now along with browsing the rest of /b/. So not much, no.
>>700260555
yeah I saw. kind of weird
>>700260651
was about to try half minute hero. its been sitting in my library.
>>700260770
coffee is better
>>700259381
I'd have an organ for her to store if you know what I mean.
>>700259405
I don't think I can handle any more of them anyway. It's been too much for a weak man such as myself already.
>>700259432
Okay, you're not a pedo but into bestiality.
That's legal in some european countries, so I guess that makes in better.
>>700259811
Probably that as well.
Already skipped season 3 with that mexican lawyer. Was kinda lame if I remember correctly.
>>700259843
Na da fühl ich mich aber geehrt.
Das schöne an den Kindern ist, dass sie meist sowieso schnell wieder weg sind.
Die andern deutschen leider auch. Vorhin war Tenten in wows online, aber hier hab ich den Kollegen schon ewig nicht mehr gesehen. Und weist du, was aus Yume geworden ist?
>>700259929
Armpit!
>>700260903
But it didn't work
>>700260962
I can't stand coffee anymore tbh
>>700260617
Why do you think I claim her?
I LOVE THE FACT THAT SHE IS A SLUT!
she loves her wicked cool thermoptic camo.
I just like the fact that she has to get nekkid in order to activate the camouflage ^_^
>>700259505
Missed this, sorry.
If you're at the twin princes, you're real close to the end. Still no summer Zarya skin.
>>700260366
Well the pretzels probably go well with the medicine.
>>700260417
Yo Maki.
>>700260651
>Blues
Oh wow I didn't know this was a thing. Well the more I know now.
I know, mice are real cute in general. Especially mouse girls.
How're you doing anyway Mouse?
>>700260824
Been helping my uncle with moving things in his house the past week. Also tried to set up Kancolle but the servers are closed cuz of the event.
What about you?
>>700260938
That would probably help ha.
What twitch stream are you watching?
>>700260731
all those sexbots
>>700260976
yume ist unter der woche gelegentlich da
tenten ist noch aufm ts dachte ich? muss ich mal nach schauen wenn ich bock auf ihn hab
>>700261107
cuck
My waifu is pure. She is only for me.
>>700260651
I was confused before I realized what you meant.
>>700260770
I can't stand the taste for some reason.
>>700260819
See? You hear me.
>>700260962
Indeed.
>>700261098
Coffee is kinda tasty if it's sweet.
>>700260976
Ist an den Beinen erstickt
I would normally prefer the SAC version of the Major over the rest for her attitude but the cyber-style naivete of the first one is so much more attractive. And I'm not clinging to the original like I can't let go of the past, but I also have yet to see the 'The New Movie' and the rest of the Arise series. And the only damn available version of Innocence for downloading has the entire last quarter of the film's audio track corrupted. So I'm still behind a bit.
>But that muscle?
>>700260976
Eh, that season was pretty meh. My favorite would have to be the Trinity Killer. The Barrel Girls was also good, I feel that's too often overlooked.
>>700261337
Leet
>>700261245
Librizzilol currently - I enjoy watching people play The Culling because queue times on the oceanic server are like 50 minutes long and I can't be fucked.
>>700259811
That's a pleasant surprise, didn't expect his take on calmer music to be like this.
Glad you went this time, you will be full of nothing if you skip it too many times.
Luminous Orange so far has most of my favourite Japanese shoegaze tracks. They kind of merge a more classical and British style with the Japanese sounds and lyrics.
>>700260976
How can you even say something like that? You can never have too much pantsu. Now post yours.
>>700260599
Yes, it is. Expecting someone else?
>>700261245
Hey Doll, passed out earlier, my bad. How's your day been?
>>700261098
why?
>>700261245
yeah i figured as much. i still havent gotten the mccree and mercy drops. i have all the other skins really.
>>700261337
your waifu a shit
>>700261245
Oh nice. What is Kancolle?
>>700261373
Depends how sweet, and what kind of creamer is used
>>700260962
never heard of it before, but it looks quite fun
what's holding you back from starting it?
>>700260976
calling me a pedo i can still to an extent understand, but bestiality? that's just rude
>>700261245
im doing alright now
earlier i had a headache but i took some pills and now im perfectly fine
how are you?
>>700261373
probably should've mentioned that the picture was relevant, my bad
>>700261245
Probably.
>They're Rold Gold Cheese pretzels. Mmm.
>>700261409
I like the part that the only human aspect of her is her brain. Everything else is pure sexbot!
>>700261515
>>700260179
It better be.
>Dramatic cliffhangers why?
>>700260976
Nope.
>>700261500
Idk I'm just used to tea now more than I am coffee
My waifu is best girl!
>>700261107
She's bi given the hints in both SAC series. With her macho persona and strategic military intelligence and warfare know-how, she is incredibly sexy. But it would probably be sad to know what she thinks of humans. Sure, cyborg, but the manner in which she interacts with others is kind of dark including the fact that the only time she is talking to someone outside of her work is for work or sex.
>>700261566
had to finish the download.
>>700261677
huh well your choice i guess
>>700261836
squishy tit slut is gross.
you are welcome to her
>>700261836
Your ice cream is melting you dumb fucking slut.
>>700261846
yeah. I have a feeling she would not be someone you would want to know. She probably is beyond psychotic and uses people till they are of no use to her and then abandons them. I don't like those kind of people.
Just look how she abuses poor Batou who obviously worships the ground she walks on .
>>700260680
>>700261931
oh alright
well enjoy your game
>>700261546
I usually like mine very sweet. Five sugars, a lot of cream, and a lot of sweet and low.
>>700261566
I saw the image, so that's how I kinda figured it out.
>>700261836
*lewdest
>>700261627
Value is something unique to everyone that we humans attribute to everything and everyone else. She's a sexbot masquerading as killing machine - yet she fights for the (presumably) good guys.
>>700261496
No. Maybe a Birb. How are you?
>>700261492
Silly, I'm already full of nothing. I have such a crave for a Danny Brown album full of tracks like that one I posted, and not stuff like this. Not that this is necessarily bad by my standards, just seems like wasted potential. Speaking of wasted potential, what are your thoughts on Young Thug?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgCU3rC6tqU
Where should I start out on Luminous Orange's discography? Think I'll check them out.
>>700261490
Ah the Culling. Seen a lot of videos about it recently but have never watched any. What actually is it?
>>700261496
No worries. Pretty tiring, but it's over now. Yours?
>>700261500
I think I have a few player icons basically. I'm real bad with loot crates.
>>700261518
It's the boat game that half the waifus are from. From what I've gathered it's a RNG grindfest so I thought I'd give it a shot.
>>700261566
Oh well that's good then, headaches are a real pain.
I'm good, albeit tired. You getting up to much?
>>700261587
I've never actually had pretzels, but anything that rhymes must be good.
>>700261310
Hmm, aufm ts war ich noch nie. Ich hab Ausschnitte auf Youtube gesehen, das hat mir gereicht.
>zu viel Salz
>>700261393
Dann ist er immerhin glücklich gestorben. Gut für ihn!
>>700261474
I finished barrel girls just today! I really liked Lumen, shame she just left, but that too was part of her character.
>>700261492
For death and glory! And also pantsu!
But I'm not on my pc and lack good pictures T_T. If you give me 5 mins, I'll try to find something worth your time.
>>700261566
Good news are that both are legal with our lord and savior Mohammed, greatest child fucker of his name.
Allahu Akbar!
>>700261656
Ears.
>>700262442
It's essentially a 16 person battle royale with a basic crafting/looting/airdrop system based on a pseudo-currency. It's highly competitive and I love the fuck out of it. It's early access though, but it's on the way to release, slowly.
>>700261846
yeah. she is a whore in a high class whorehouse where she gets government secrets from people.
She is very immoral and I think anon is crazy to pick her as his waifu. She would be great to hook up with and hope you make it out alive but to have her as your waifu? HELL NO
If you want a crazy waifu pick one that can't easily kill you.
>>700262442
Rold gold is sorta the spendy brand (at least locally it is) they're pretty gud. Anyway, gonna go down to the range, be back later once again!~
>>700262511
jo ts hat mir auch gereicht der besuch
bin da aber auch nicht so der typ für
was hast du eig die woche über gemacht? wieder anschaffen?
>>700262442
same but boxes are just random so you know
>>700262511
Lumen was such a great character, one of my favorites. It was a shame to see her leave, but it felt very complete, not forced or anything.
>>700262245
Yeah, forbidden love and suspenseful romance - it builds an unbreakable tension. I do wonder if they kiss in the manga series. By all means, since nudity is already a foundation of her character and clearly shown in the movie and manga (having seen covers online) there is no reason why the animators and authors can't make a love scene somewhere in the movies and series.
The audience wants this. And the creators know this. And it's never too late.
![AA [118].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r7lhkbD.jpg "AA [118].jpg")
>>700262297
>>700262800
At least the Major looks old enough to ride the tall rides at the fair >:l
>>700262320
Cutest mouse goddess!
>claimed
>>700262511
Also a bit specific, but no.
I know /b/ is full of autism but this faggy queer orgy waifu shit is out of control
>>700262375
Always nice when he visits. A little in between, glad it's Friday so I'm done with courses for the time being, but some mail has disappeared from our mailbox. How about you, Shiro?
>>700262442
Thanks, sounds good man. Pretty average, woke up not too long ago. A little ticked that our mailbox was tampered with, not sure what was taken.
>>700263160
>>700263511
How long do you hug your pillow at night before the pre cum starts dripping out of your micro dick and smears all over your pale hairy legs
>>700261846
Try 'Drop You Vivid Colours' from them. I can upload it if you want.
>Young Thug
I feel like I should know him, but I don't.The name sounds ridiculously generic but judging a book by it's cover is not a good thing to do.
Mind linking a track?
>>700262511
Oh my, take your time. Any quality Shiro pantsu pic will be worth it.
>>700257976
>>700258813
>>700260680
>>700262297
>>700263160
>>700263544
>>700262333
that's good then
how are you today?
>>700262442
not really, just binge watching anime and posting here right now. you up to anything yourself?
>>700262511
hilarious
>>700263406
made this in response to the image you made
>>700263714
wew
>>700262769
Oh so kinda like a more action focused Rust? That sounds pretty neat actually, will have to check it out. Guessing there's not a lot of people on the Oceania servers?
>>700262808
Have fun.
>>700262827
Yeah I know, still, doesn't feel like it when friends get legendary skins in their first few boxes.
>>700263406
Heya Alice.
>>700263511
Well that sucks, how'd you know it's been messed with?
>>700263714
0-100 real quick.
>>700263848
Hooray! What are you up to tonight?
>>700263870
Hello, I don't think we've spoken before. How are you today?
>>700260555
I'm not Dio anon.
>>700263870
There's just not a lot of people in general unfortunately. I think less than 1,000 total. I'm trying to get more people playing to get the game to gain popularity, but idk man not much one person can do. NA games and EU games are relatively frequent but OCE games are almost never.
>Akira
>>700263870
i got the 2 tracer ones one zarya one the widow one and also the torb one.
tomoko
