Ladies and gentlemen it is time for another /b/INGO! welcome back those from earlier tonight
for the new people let me explain the rules
ITT: We take a timestamped picture of something you have and we try to complete the card. No timestamp is no go
>>700254559
Would have a medieval looking sword, but it's a weapon for training and thus hard plastic, not metal or something. Still worth posting?
I'm sure there's a nerd out there with a better one
continueing from >>700234440
>>700255026
metal is a requirement but post it anyway, it looks cool
>>700254559
I guess I'll be the first.
>>700254559
for fuck sake i had to go to my basement to get the wine bottle!
at least finish the last one ...
>>700255228
well someone had to go first
>>700255300
sorry man, that was ment to be one of the harder ones though so I guess it worked out
>>700255408
Does audiobook mein kampf count?
>>700255408
i have a shield, but it's fake kind of
>>700255531
I'm afraid not, there'll be plenty of people with an actual copy so I don't wanna be replacing pictures again
My old Jordan's. I got them for I think around $283. So that's pretty much the same as 250€ according to Google.
Here ya go. Fucking love this thing split an arrow in the ten point ring can post proof
>>700255151
Sure, give me a minute
No paper lol
Lockpick set
>>700255408
Rotten cucumber.
Here
My flatmate has a copy of Mein Kampf somewhere, let's see if I can find it without violating her privacy all too much.
>>700254559
Strike off Artwork piano and archery my dude
>>700255972
>>700256151
Donald the T should have one. Trumparump, post it.
>>700256239
thats a shit bow tbh
>>700255889
>>700255919
>>700255977
>>700256002
That's more like it, buttload of em all at once
>>700256003
are we gonna count a shield as a weapon /b/?
>>700255408
Don't know if counts as rotten food. Military can of meat loaf, expired 2009.
Better Bow pic
>>700256362
According to German law it is a weapon, soo..
>>700256239
We've got bow, can you zoom a litlte bit in on the piano and artwork, I can't see it very clearly on this picture. one by one if you will.
>>700256239
Are you the ferrari guy?
>>700256279
Well it might not be metal, but it looks sweet as hell
Better Piano pic
>>700256003
>>700256455
Well thats good enough for me
>>700256783
thats not 6x6
>>700254559
Since i was to lazy to go down the street for the cars last thread, have my lock picking set
>>700256783
Can't you read? The cube gotta be 6x6x6, not 3x3x3
>>700256783
>Being illiterate
>>700256783
That's only 3x3.
What's your ten average on that, by the way?
>>700256675
Please timestamp, posting an image called "image.jpg" with no timestamp I can't rely on that
>>700256449
still shit
>>700256900
no bump key ?
Fireplace?
Reptile here
>>700256900
We already have a set but still thanks for showing man, maybe you can use it to get yourself one of them nice cars!
>>700257036
kek
>>700257036
Timestamp?
timestamp piano
>>700257036
Made me chuckle but not gonna cut it
>>700257054
Nice little guy there anon, what's his name?
>>700257144
you serious ? I just put a candle in my fireplace
about a foot long scar. enjoy.
>>700256970
How about this my dude
>>700257054
you live in Phoenix, Vancouver, Seattle, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, or San Francisco?
>>700257303
Not OP, but it's technically right and since we've nothing better, it'll be good enough, I think. Also, for them keks
>>700257234
alright man I believe you now, sweet piano
>>700257289
forgot pic
>>700257490
I forgot pic twice, I must be fucking retarded
>>700257109
Oh hadn't seen it.
>>700256993
Nah- takes away the fun.
If i really wanted to get into a house, i would take an electric door opener.
Since in todays times every house where you can really get something out has those special keys, sometimes even witch electric sensors to detect a false object in the keyhole and shit.
>>700257408
ever so slightly less shit :X
>>700257448
they are?
>>700257448
>>700257624
Mammals. Cute ones, at that.
the only thing i have off this list is a pussy lol
>>700257448
Are they pets tho?
>>700257703
>theeheehee, I'm a woman
Timestamped pic or GTFO
>>700257360
Thanks anon, how did you get it?
>>700257448
I see you're a sonic fan?
>>700257703
well?
>>700257834
Forgeting pics all day all night, I'm tired guys, give me a break
>>700257289
Boris the Russian tortoise
Fireplace then.
Shoes
>>700257822
atelerix albiventris are.
>>700257834
>calling my hedgehog sonic
fuk of, mate
>>700257478
I do live in one of those places
>>700257947
Sorry pal, Lit as in burning wood like how you'd normally use a fireplace
>>700254559
Graffiti piece
>>700257927
none of you have a fucking gold ring? no married fags here?
Shit sword but its metal and sharp.
>>700257703
Thanks for your donation go ahead and post it
>>700258070
We'll never get that, so why not the kek one?
>>700258078
that looks like a piece of paper
Tattoo dedicated to my sis and bro
graffiti piece
>>700258030
>>700258169
>>700258208
Sorry guys, we've already got one for those but still apreciate the input
>>700258078
I'll take it
To all of you who contributed their swords, go ahead, share your fedora as well.
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>>700258379
>>>700258078
>I'll take it
don't it's not even on a building but paper on anon's desk
>>700258325
doodling on a piece of paper is not a grafitti piece
>>700258412
>digital time stamp
Lol no
>>700258412
>>700258518
my thoughts exactly
Stamp on the speaker
>>700258403
As you wish
>>700258487
i have something on building but it's night and dont want to walk that far :P
>>700258300
Very nice, thanks anon.
>>700258412
I'm sorry but I gotta agree with >>700258530
Nice puss though
>>700254559
>Shoes WORTH more than 250 bucks
>Takes some fucking sneakers that cost 250+ and aren't worth the piss of the indian girl than made them
Do you guys even Trabert?!
>>700254559
Tattoo done.
91 replies 26 posters? we need fresh blood
>>700258712
well then you can fuck right off
>>700258888
witnessed
>>700258837
its already been done bud
>>700258592
care to expalin what it is?
>>700258699
You got a trenchcoat as well?
>>700258837
Sorry man, already got a tattoo but nice though
>>700258730
The tattoo doesnt have a timestamp at all
>>700258888
quads can never be wrong
>>7000258712
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
>>700258951
>>700258934
Yup... Didnt see the other post.
>>700258951
A sculpture of a naked woman, holding a candle.
Now put on your glasses
>>700258951
Still No tattoo with timestamp
>>700259062
anons quads have cleansed your sins
>>700258951
Expensive art
>>700258951
>>700259144
And still no shoes that are worth more than 250 bucks
>>700258951
This count?
Had to search through some cupboards to find it.
Trophy done
Here's 2 outta the way, the painting is something I inherited from my dad that was done by an artist popular around here and the trophy is from darts
>>700258592
Just out of interest- what do you/your parents do for a living? You seem pretty wealthy and to have a nice taste
>>700256783
>is illiterate/can't count
>can do a rubix cube
????
>>700258951
>what it is
It's a painting of a bookshelf.
>>700258951
Oh you mean like what's it of? It's a commissioned oil on wood and it's a bookcase dude
>>700258592
where the fuck is mein kamp?
>>700259254
Timestamp
>>700259012
Well spoted, almost forgot. Sorry bro.
>>700259317
>>700259388
are these tall enough?
>>700259254
Ye counts
>>700259249
>shoes
How about my work boots? Redwing master race
>>700259644
The baseball one isn't. My mistake, I thought it said smaller than .5 meters. I'm retarded, I know
>>700257945
Well, to be technical, he's an uzbekistani
>>700259644
I'm American I don't know what the fuck a meter is but the piece is worth a little over 12k
>>700259644
pls reopen the graffiti slot, paper doesn't count
>>700259644
>>700259399
I'm a fashion tog, but you'd have a hard time believing that after my shitty phone photos. I'm used to 60 megapixels and 10+ stops of DR
>>700259455
>>700259453
>>700259210
I meant as in a name or artist, how am I supposed to know if it's worth more than 10K from that picture
>>700259850
Your trophy has to be bigger than 20 inches
timestamp
>>700259665
>Redwing
Meh... were in the realm of the master race 10 years ago. Over the last decade they became so popular, that they are keeping the name and the prices, but not the quality. Still good boots, nontheless, but if yours have cost 250 they are propably worth about 100-150...
In Frankfurt every rich fag wears redwings in fall
>>700259644
Attempt 2
>>700260051
Eurofag?
>>700259850
Can you timestamp it?
>>700259867
Well you timestamped the first pic and the sheets are the same so it was alright but kay
>>700260051
>>700260154
Wow, really nice tattoos, bros.
>>700260108
Fair enough. Ive never had a problem with mine. Been wearing them for about 10 years now.
here you go!
>>700254559
Does it have to be a piece or does throwup count too?
>>700259957
a fashion...tog? Never heard of that. What is that?
And why is a wealthy fashion-person on /b/?
Also are you literate? Like in school diplomas and such or are you like some artists. Great with the arts and the money, but not too much besides that?
>>700260051
Fuck... Beat me to it again.
>>700260051
>>700260154
sorry pal, he's just a little bit quicker again. still both nice tats
>>700260294
Nice!
>>700260294
Well done.
>>700260294
B-B-B-BINGO!
AND THE JAR OF JAM GOES TO MRS. JANNET!
Ball signed by athlete
>>700260386
>>700260294
There we go! Beautiful.
>>700259644
Ball signed by Kyle Lowry
Ah, I have one let me look for the trophy, if the picture doesn't work I have a Greek vase that my father got from a museum that lost all funding, way more than 10k
>>700260386
Since this faggot decided to exclude it
>>700260289
That would explain why they are still on your feet.
Redwings from that time...great stuff man. And you treat them right? Besides from hard working...
like wax them and stuff?
I like people that have a taste for expensive shoes that are really worth their money
>>700260265
>>700260386
Thanks. Have a pic of my other one.
>inb4 fat
Get used to it. I am.
>>700260527
>ball
>posts picture of an egg
>>700260294
Very nice, we apreciate your input!
>>700260574
Museum stamp and piece title
>>700260527
Who's the athlete?
Personal trophy well over a meter
hint its the arrow(s)
>>700260695
Op, my dad left me loads of this shit and the house I'll just keep posting until you add it faggot
>>700260665
Are you a history teacher, a right-winger or a hipster?
>>700260665
Finally!
>>700260583
The original pair lasted about 6 years. Couldnt afford a new pair for a little while. The ones i posted a pic of are about a year and a half old.
I go in once every 2 months or so and have them oiled and cleaned. I should take them more often but work (truckerfag here) prevents me getting that kinda time.
>>700260695
you do know that this stamp and inscription indicates it's only a repo of an original piece, right?
>>700260294
Very nice ty!
>>700260380
Next time buddy
>>700260338
Dropout but maybe could have graduated if I attended, literally nobody has asked about my qualifications. too old to go back to uni now and if I did I'd probably study some goof shit like history of art then wonder why I bothered. only writing I have to do is emails tbh
(pho'tog'rapher)
only here because I'm waiting for a phonecall and really want to be sleeping so I need to be occupied with something haa
>>700260969
Well fuck that means a lot of this shit is fucking worthless and my dad was retarded
>>700260527
>>700260610
It's a football don't be salty
>>700260564
Very nice, other anon was first though
>>700260841
Fucking timestamp it than, the vase I can believe is worht more than 10k easily
>>700260665
Nice took a while
>>700260890
actually neither, maybe a tiny bit nazi
>>700260747
Holy shit you did that thing where you're so accurate they stick together? Thought that only happened in animations ahaa
i doubt anyone owns 1kg of gold
>>700258078
Shit piece, pro-tip stay in school.
>>700261220
very cool, sadly already taken. still thanks for input
>>700261109
>>>700260841
>Fucking timestamp it than, the vase I can believe is worht more than 10k easily
It's not see >>700260969
>>700260732
I don't even know, it's my brothers ball. Kek idk anyone in football
>>700261288
This. I've got some silver. but no where near 1 kg.
>>700261288
Persians
>>700261288
That and the fireplace are nearly impossible
>>700261312
Let the kid learn at least it isn't on a wall
>>700261288
This. I have investments in gold, but not physical pieces. Hard to get gold, let alone a kg
ik there is already shoes over 250 euro, but what if my shoes are 850 kek
>>700261312
I dont usually do pieces im not good at it.. i just walk around and do throwups and tags
>>700261435
hey i tried
Does the fireplace have to be wood or a gas one will do ?
>>700261338
Ffs man I don't know shit about art, next piece of art with timestamp will be posted idk if it's worth anything
Does this count as a sex doll?
>>700261288
I'm sure there's some murican doomsday prepper amongst us hording it for when society as we know it collapses
but he'll probably won't post so the government won't come and raid his stash
>>700261545
Why are these 850?????
>>700261435
I have a fireplace and wood, just too fucking lazy to get off my ass. Fireplace is fucking easy, just needs somebody to actually go over to one and light it.
>>700261596
i have some big one downstairs, but abstract art only
>>700260961
For a trucker it might be a little bit over the top but if you would like to invest in some life time shoes have a look at trabert shoes.
http://trabert-schuhe.de/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Katalog-Trabert_2016web.pdf
It's a german manufacturer that makes doublestiched boots (wich is rare in todays times) out of very thick and widthstanding but smooth "juchten"-leather. A pair of boots weights about 1,5 kg and you would be in with about 500 Euro but those things last a lifetime
the only gold i expect people to own are like chains, jewelry etc... i doubt anyone can get together a whole kg
Silver. Its the closest i can get to gold.
Ere faggot, antique pipes hand carved, antique pipe holder, peace pipe, the vase and a chest that got dragged to America by my great great great grandpa plus time stamp like you asked. If none of this works I'll be going up to the fucking attic
>>700261435
How is fireplace imposbile I've got one sitting 3 meters away from me, just throw some wood in there.
>>700261545
Since alot of people are complaining about the current shoes
>>700261629
Well /b/ does it?
>>700261663
because niggers
>>700261663
hype mainly.
>>700261545
The challenge was to get shoes that are WORTH 250+.
This garbage (and the one that OP picked) is not even worth a hundred bucks
>>700261663
Probably some braindead fashion designer stitched this monstrosity and decided it was worth the money because THEY "designed" it.
>>700261227
it happens more often than you think when you are shooting for the same 2 inch target over and over again. Thats why they have those targets with five spots to avoid this
Famous landmark? like live close enough to one to take a picture with timestamp
Ok. Say what you like but I'm fairly sure I have upwards of $500,000 in this house, and $1m+ at another. Describe a period or style that you'll believe is valuable without a receipt and I'll go a picture with a timestamp.
I don't have any individual pieces worth over 100kK so please don't ask for picasso/van Gogh etc
>>700260606
Fat.
>>700261867
>How is fireplace imposbile I've got one sitting 3 meters away from me, just throw some wood in there.
>>700261664
>I have a fireplace and wood, just too fucking lazy to get off my ass.
But that's the point! It's impossible because none of you fuckers are going to light their fucking places.
piano
Art 1/2
>>700261545
That you paid a insane amount of money for it doesn't mean it's worth it.
Except if you are a negro. Than your whole self-worth would depend on it and it might really be worth that much, so you won't start shooting people
>>700261629
I think OP meant like a blow up doll. How big is that? That'll decide it
>>700261867
>Well /b/ does it?
No head, no doll
>>700261827
I don't care anymore
Rubix cube 1mi
Art 2/2
>>700262148
Not grand piano fam
>>700262127
just pick one you like and give name of piece and artist
so we can do some quick research whether the price range is right or not
>>700262276
Also here is the closest you faggots are getting to any kind of gold
>>700262200
Is there a spider or something on the painting or why are you shooting the pic from 6 meters away?
>>700262440
Kek
>>700261214
>A bit Nazi
>Not right wing.
It doesnt work that way.
>>700262440
Even, if OP is gonna count that gold, then that's not a timestamp, bro
>>700262440
>silver
Already done faggot. Op didnt take it.
>>700261813
>>700262344
>>700262200
Youre not to good at using a camera, are you?
Or is you coucht and the door part of the art?
>>700262499
there is someone I am avoiding who is on the left, so yeah, a big ugly spider
>>700262127
Uh- im interested.
Might want to post several with artist and piece name?
>>700262613
don't want the artist name to be shown, it's family
>>700262790
then it doesn't count
Art #1
>>700262276
Timestamp 1min
>>700262860
This.
>>700262908
learn to count faggot
>>700262709
Haha- i was just about to ask, if someone mean sits around there somewhere, then i went for the spider theory.
In my imagination it was your aunt that was sitting there, reading something. With black hair and a resting bitch face
>>700262908
Has to be 6x6x6
>>700262552
>>700262578
Better?
>>700262908
6x6
>>700262980
6 sided exist?
Oh kill me
>>700262860
ffs it's expensive, everything in this goddamn house is fucking hunted and expensive, I fucking hate it
>>700263026
Still looks like silver.
>>700262872
artist and piece name pls
>>700262790
Then how should we know it 10k+ and not some 500 Euro piece?
>>700263026
still no gold
this is /b/ingo not show off your random expensive stuff
>>700263026
I'll take it
>>700263026
Kek very nice anon
>>700263032
>>700262993
Oh
I thought 6 sided
Then i realised how retarded that sounds
>>700263109
just burn it down
at least we'll have the fire then
>>700263071
Just use google a bit. There are craaaazy rubics cubes out there. Have a friends whos brother does this stuff. Some of them aren't even cubes anymore
Pic relative
>>700263313
i wish, but i hope to get heritage once my mom dies, so burning it down is not intelligent
>>700260294
Thanks for including your asshole, appreciate it.
>>700263372
Yeah i cant learn that
Does a NASCAR helmet count
>>700263499
burn it down with your mom inside and take the insurance money
win-win
>>700263641
nah, my mom would survive.
Its gas and fake coal but fuck off its something.
>Thought this was gonna take maybe like an hour
>Gotta be up in 7 hours
>still 7 slots left to fill
fuck me guys, I'm sure you guys van try a little harder.
Do animal trophies count?
>>700263793
Thank fuck I'll take it man
>>700263520
yah, no problem
>>700263963
Does me drinking alone count as a bar?
>>700263869
sure man, if it's tall enough
>>700263963
take my trophy>>700260747
its me the bow guy lol
>>700263963
Great, the bar/pub thing is hard, but from now on, everything else is just a matter of time
No pic in bar? B must hate social gathering
>>700264111
Trips.
>>700261945
I dont think you understand what the word "worth" means..
value equivalent to that of someone or something under consideration; the level at which someone or something deserves to be valued
Also, if you're talking about retail price, the Yeezy 350 retailed for 279 at my local addidas store.
>>700260747
>>700264171
Oh I thought it was about the arrow, sure man I'll take this
>>700264360
it was a bit of a two for one with that
>>700261945
Also, fucking kill yourself faggot.. He updated it with mine anyways.
>>700264360
NASCAR helmet count or no
>>700264591
Nah man, as much as I want to I don't think it's simular enough
btw, would you count this as a great landmark op
This counts?
>>700264360
how can we not have a sex doll after 265 replies
>>700264795
Go for it
>>700264802
Nice try, not gonna cut it though
I've got 2 helmets myself actually but I left them at my club.
>>700264286
What you said applies to things like money or art. Not to objects of utility like a shoe, a hammer or a computer screen.
Here the math is: Price of the single components+hours of work to manufacture it*hourwage of the manufacturer.
For a sneaker this would be about 20 Dollars+1hour*30cents
>>700264802
That's a faggot wearing crochet
>>700265068
this
>>700264587
Yeah he did. And yours were the ones reffered to as 'garbage' if you didn't get this
Would you take this one for Sex Doll?
Got a small statue of a Terracotta Army guy in my garden. If no one else gets a better famous shit.
>>700265283
No head, no doll. Even the old one was closer to a sex doll than that
>>700265283
I dunno, the dude with the lower half body sex toy was discarded so I guess we'll have another vote.
What does /b/ think?
>>700265347
post pic of your dick in its mouth, then we have the sex doll atleast
>>700265454
>>700265417
Whelp /b/ has spoken
https://discord.gg/eeDtv
Unofficial /b/ingo discord for people who are interested. I just use it to let people know a /b/ingo thread is about to start
I had a sex doll once but then we had a little accident and now i only use these things like >>700265283 has posted...
>>700265994
pic related.
Ma bebbie. RIP
>>700265994
>Little accident
What did you name it?
>>700265916
nigga there has been a bingo thread for two hours now
>>700266133
yea I know, I started it and the one before this. I'm also the admin of the discord.
>>700266126
>>700261545
Fakes tho
>>700266073
how much did you drop on her
>>700254559
Original beard pic anon from first bread, could of helped out a lot in this one (home now). Making another op?
>>700266995
Judging by that leg? I'd say atleast 50lbs
>>700267451
No was just about to call it, don't think this thread is gonna get any further. gotta be up in 6 hours.
TIMES UP BOYS!!!!
I hope you guys had fun, I might make another one tomorrow if I'm not bussy.
>>700266995
I did not drop anything on her...besides me.
And be asured that im not anywhere near to 50 lbs >>700267475
Maybe one of my legs is...
>>700267802
At what time faggot??
I can't watch here all day
Also make the next one more specific, so there is no shoe confusion and shit
>>700254559
Like 8in shitty phone shitty pic
>>700259249
25 year old Lucchese boots
>>700268282
Continues another 6 up my thigh
