Want to order an escort off back pages how risky is this any tips or tricks ?
>>700216565
Just make sure you're not black and totally broke. You should be fine if no to both of those
>>700216997
Why do they always say no black men?
>>700217223
they try to get a better price
>>700217307
The black men or hookers?
>>700217549
the black men try to bargain with them
I visited one when I was like 20.
Mine went like this:
Called her and she told me a time and a price.
She lives in a condo so I had to wait in the main lobby.
Security gaurds asks me who I'm here to see I say "I dont know"
Guy asks me is it a girl? He obviously knows what I'm doing.
She finally shows up and looks at me like "You're the one I was talking to?"
Walk up to her room she welcomes me and directs me to the bathroom and asks me to wash up my cock.
Lay on her bed she gets naked right away and asks me what am I into.
I say I'd really like a good blowjob and I've paid for an hour so that's what I want.
Tells me no way shell suck my cock for 1 hr.
She sucks me for like 30 mins then says no more.
I fuck her from behind and try to stick my fingers in her ass.
Tells me if I try that again to just get the fuck out.
Get softish, blow on her face to get it over with.
Ask her why she was such a cunt?
Told me to get the fuck out before she cuts me.
1/10 would never pay that bitch again.
>>700218761
what a bitch
>>700218761
You let a bitch talk to you like that? That's why she was such a cunt. You're the one paying her, I would have treated her like the whore she was and fucked her anyway I wanted. She must have smelled some pussy on you. 20 year old, obvious virgin, only wanted a blowjob. It was about getting that cringe over with as soon as possible to her.
>>700216565
Here's some tips from someone who knows a lot about it dude.
1. Niggers smell.
2. Avoid all Romanians
3. Make sure they can speak proper english.
4. If what answers the door ISN'T what you saw on the ad. Then walk the fuck away and save your money. Always walk away.
5. If she looks like a junky, walk away. Junkies usually have some form of disease. crack whores and heroin users tend to have HIV.
6. DO NOT RUSH INTO ANYTHING!
If you find a hooker who you can have a proper conversation with, is clean and reasonably priced. Here are a few more rules.
1. Don't fall in love, and don't become friends.
2. Be respectful and considerate if you plan on using her more than once.
3. Make an effort on yourself. Scrub up well and try and give as much pleasure as you can. They will fuck you better then.
4. Keep your mouth OFF of her body. Fondle with your hands, but keep your mouth off of any part of her body.
5. Wash your dick and hands when you get home. In fact just shower.
6. Remember that you are not the only man that's fucked her that day. All that cum, some of it's bound to glaze her belly and tits.
7. Never go bareback even if it is offered. Not even for blowjobs. Make sure you're wrapped up at all times.
Finally, just try and enjoy it.
Get your fucking moneys worth. It's expensive enough.
>>700217223
They want to make some money, not end up dead
>>700220666
lol, it's close to the truth to be honest.
A major problem with prostitution is the violence they face.
>>700217223
It's funny when it says no black men and the whore herself is black
why prostitutes are now called escorts ?
>>700220666
checked - Satan knows all
>>700220978
It's because black men are violent and attack them more often than any other race. Go figure.
>>700221078
Because hiring someone as an escort means that you pay someone for their company, and what happens while in their company is circumstantial. It's allows a person to advertise their services without breaking the law.
>>700221078
Because prostitution is illegal. But everyone knows escorts are whores. Being one just allows them to be more selective about who their clients are.
>>700221078
Bitches want respect these days.
>>700217223
I used to book for an "agency" in Florida years ago... Blacks are more prone to be violent with the girls, more likely to have diseases, to try to rob the girl for the cash after, to try to talk the girl down in price even after the price is set and theyre face to face, they generally smell and are less hygenic... You can see where I'm going with this.
>>700217549
Ever been to a restaurant and watch an entire black family devour every moral of food on the table... then complain to the manager that "this, this and this" were wrong, just so they get a discount on the meal?
Yea, niggers do that with hookers too. "well you know, you didnt lick the cum off my dick, you used a towel, and I only lasted 20 minutes of the 30, so can we maybe cut the price in half?
Blacks are also a lot more likely to have STDs and rob the hooker. In short, even hookers know nothing good comes from being in a room with a black guy
>>700217223
Their pimp doesn't want them being stolen by another pimp
>>700219393
Try that with a hooker and you are very likely to get stabbed or shot by her, or the guy in the other room you dont know is there.
A guy in Chicago a few days ago started slapping a hooker around at which point her pimp caved the guys head in with a baseball bat. They got caught because the pimp had another customer coming in, so he dragged the body out to the dumpster... in the middle of the day, while people were watching
Most black and Hispanic women who call themselves escorts are really just hookers with a hotel room. They have pimps. White women who call themselves "snow bunnies" too.
>>700221937
>>700221942
so they are basically nig nogs on the average
>>700221937
>>700221942
so they are basically nigz on the average
>>700223637
>>700223671
Samefagging sameposting
i had sex with a hooker for the first time a couple of months ago
the condom broke, but she was rather friendly and we exchanged phone numbers so we'd be in touch to trade std test results.
she was clean and so was i
overall not a bad experience, i can understand the thrill people get from having sex with a complete strange and why some people are really into it, but i'd rather jack off than run the risk of catching something, plus good hookers aren't cheap
>>700216565
>any tips or tricks
You only get tricks if you pay for them and tipping is acceptable.
>>700220214
very good insight on the topic but..
why no romanians?
>>700224146
>the condom broke, but she was rather friendly and we exchanged phone numbers so we'd be in touch to trade std test results.
hahaha did she send you a pic of the results or just claim she tested negative.
>>700224396
yeah, she sent me a photo of the tests
i'm a doctor myself, i know the laboratories that did the tests
from what i've known, upscale hookers get tested regularly
>>700224263
They tend to be very cold and like to rush you to get you out of the way,
It's purely business for a huge majority of them and you most definitely wont get your moneys worth.
I'm only speaking from my experiences, but believe me, my experiences in this are pretty extensive.
And I have never met a Romanian escort who's company I enjoyed.
Try it for yourself brother,
You might get lucky, but I doubt it.
>>700224263
In Italy most romanians are "missiles", who just want to get it overwith you in the shortest time possible. Noto worth the money.
Was with an escort last week, found a nice italian girl, great body, not so great face, but still fuckable. Full GF experience for 2 hours. Only bareback oral. 9/10 would bang again.
Just remember you're fucking Simeone for money. Don't get involved.
>>700224643
in in the game of international escorts
worst waste of money was germans, stuning looks but the coldest
but I have enjoyed a romanian or two.
About a month ago. I was online looking and ended up on backpage, set something up with a escort, told her all I had was 40$ (First time what is this.) and she agreed to a quick session. Met up with her, go into other room. Ask if someone else is here. She says it's her old uncle who's asleep. Close door and lay down. Take pants off, right as I do that she changes what was supposed to be 15 mins to 5. I question her and was like really? 40$ for 5 mins? To which she freaked out. Stood up and was like 'get the fuck out right now'. Now all hell has broke loose. Big old Nigg 'uncle' comes out and opens door looking mad as fuck. Doesn't know what happened even tho I didn't do anything. Then again I'm sure they saw I'm young and have a nice car so maybe she got mad idk. But I got up and walked out. The old dude kept the door open and was watching. Maybe to get my plate. But I drove in reverse through the whole street so he couldn't see shit but a Mercedes logo. Luckily I had another escort planned in case this went bad as it did. Ended up meeting a young girl out by an elementary school and fucked her good. Told her all I had was 20$. This was a shit night. Better off going on tinder and trying your luck there. Or Craigslist for some free pussy. These escorts always seem afraid and defensive. Hell I saw the crazy bitch out a knife away after I gave her the 40$. Fuck that shit. (If anyone wants to see what that cunt looked like, google 'farren escort' from Lansing.
>>700223955
too few time in between both posts (30sec flood protection).
impossible to be a samefag.
try again.
>>700216565
done it a few times. had no problems.
Don't use backpage, try out nightshift.co
^ trust me. Once I started using it instead of backpage I never went back. The girls are hotter too. None (less) of those fake ads. The site has reviews so you can see whose legit and hear abour the girls
>>700216565
Hookers are hookers, sole aim to get max bucks for min effort, there are no good hookers, just hookers that will let you fuck them the way you want and ones that will give you as little as possible.
I wouldn't waste your money on upmarket, new hookers usually start off on the street until they find a pimp....so the freshest and cleanest and CHEAPEST are usually found on the street...BUT the scabbiest oldest are also found there....TIP hang back and let some other punter pick up the old dogs, the old dogs will force the new comers to hang back in the shadows until they get a punter.
Wear a super strong condom of your own and not what she has with her, bend her over and fuck her from behind so she doesn't even have to breath on you....be FIRM from the start, if you give her the GF treatment she will probably think of robbing you, if she sees you are just keen to shoot a load in her ASAP she will let you do more than if it looks like you are going to take all fucking night......tattoo on your forehead "She just wants the money not someone to rescue her"
>>700225586
Does america and other countries have adultwork?
Because that is a good site if you're a britfag.
>>700216997
That, and don't host anywhere near your house. If you can afford an escort, you can afford a hotel room for the night and $300 cash for things like condoms, booze, pot, and food.
Had a few experiences... first time
>Find qt, kinda thick, but good price
>Meet her at notel, she answers in lingerie... hot
>Place my envelope of cash on her nightstand, things bang she's full on naked
>Starts sucking me hard as hell... dick is diamonds
>She puts on my condom with her mouth, then presents herself on all fours
>Start fucking her good for about 15 min when... *knock knock knock* housekeeping
>Shes like 'oh shit, I really need her to clean up, is that ok'?
>No problemo, put clothes on, she puts on sweatpants and T-shirt... looking fine as hell
>Sit outside with her, chit chat ... she tells me not to worry shell make it worth my while
>Maid leave we bang in about every position imaginable.... pull out and gunshot all over her
>She cleans up, comes back and tells me we can go again whenever I want, she cancelled on an appointment later that evening
>Find out she's 420 friendly, smoke several bowls with her, talk to her a while, ask her about her craziest experiences and shit... some funny stuff
>She starts sucking my dick again and it's on... she lets me fuck her in the ass for a while before changing condoms and hopping on top.
>She has full on fucking geyser style explosion all over me as she's trembling and falling on top of me
>Start to see tears of shame, decide to finish from the back, blow my load on her ass
>Smoke another bowl with her laying on me in bed
>Spend 3 hrs there overall, paid for 30 min quickie season...good times
>>700225944
Are you slow? Who feeds a hooker and get her high? You cum in her or on her as much as you can for half an hour then send her dirty ass to the bus stop.
>>700225944
No.
Who the fuck pays for a hotel room? Are you fucking stupid? And paying for food and shit? That's why your paying her $50 for you dumb beta bitch.
>>700225726
No I don't think so. I just went on it and there were only 8 escorts in my whole state
>>700226212
ITT guys looking for love from hookers
>>700226104
*Cumshot not gunshot
>>700226666
We knew what you meant.
>>700225944
$300 ??? wtf
1. Drive to Hookersville
2. Spot a newbie.
3. Tell her you will give her $50 for a quick fuck
4. Take her to a suitable spot.
5. Throw her over the hood of the car and fuck her.
6. Go and do something interesting.
>>700227143
Enjoy your aids/jail..... or both
>>700216565
ALWAYS use condoms, even if they say you don't have to. Chances are, 30+ other guys smashed her before you. HIV is not worth it.
If you wanna be extra safe, have a knife or something on you. Some crazy bitches might try to rob you.
>>700216565
there are probably 100 girls in a 1 mile radius of where you are right now who will fuck for free (and without HIV).
>>700226104
Basically the script for "Pretty Woman" written by a 14 year old.
>>700227355
hiv is very unlikely to transmit from vaginal intercourse, especially for the male; but you're right, there's tons of stds one can catch just from a moment of contact
>>700227619
Wait... you've actually watched pretty woman?
>Side note, I don't see how they are alike
>>700227522
I'm thinking of doing same thing OP is, but is that true? Are women really as horny for fucking as guys are? I mean I guess it's possible but how the fuck do you get to that point?
>>700227522
Fuck that shit.
A Tinder fuck usually involves more cash than a hooker and you have to listen to an airhead all evening.
If you just want sex for the minimum amount of cash or hassle then get a hooker.
>>700226404
You couldnt pay ME to fuck a hooker that is 50 dollars. Ive been with 2 escorts in my life. 1 was $1,000 for the night, the other was $1,400 for the night.
I think you are getting hookers and escorts confused. You pay a hooker 50 dollars for a blowjob. You pay escorts for time
>>700225726
i have been toying with the idea of hiring an escort in the glasgow area, afraid too though.
>>700221942
I waited tables once upon a time. Black people did nothing but complain, make a mess, and not leave a tip.
>>700228531
sure
>>700227858
1. Hooker is actually a nice girl who just got a rough deal in life.......when 99% of them got there because they were too lazy to make the right choices...again and again and again.
2. All the staff in the hotel know what is going on but they.....like you....just love this hooker and are best friends with her.
3. Hooker enjoys sex with basement dweller and has multiple orgasms.
in my experience, free sex is always available if you like 40+ women.
Lol
>>700228792
40+? what world do you guys live on? jesus, you should be able to fuck the girl you work with at your summer job. i fucked 3. this really is cuck chan.
>>700228615
Lol well hate all you want I have no complaints... been with escorts who were ice Queens, this one wasn't
>Don't know what your comment about the maid was supposed to mean, neither of us had any interactions with her
>Just because I get an escort doesn't make me a basement dweller, at the time I just graduated college and was three months into my first adult job... really didn't have time or money for relationships or dating
But haters gunna hate I guess
>>700228216
The chances of getting a disease are proportional to how many she sleeps with not how much they charge. The expensive hookers are the ones who are good at business they maximise the number of clients. The street girls are usually the ones with less clients.
You should research HIV, often high class hookers are more exposed to travellers from out of town, if your area has low HIV rates then a street girl could be safer.
>>700228531
True
>>700229582
You're an idiot
>>700229582
say that to my boner
>be me
>virgin fag
>kissless faggot wizard
>decide to get in shape
>lose lots of weight
>Start getting really fit
>still have the face of a fucking lizard
>ugly as shit
>decide to join army but im not gonna go in still being a virgin
>decide to hire escort
>we go on date and talk for a while
>we go back to her place
>sexytime.laserdisc
>get up to her room and theres just parts and random shit everywhere
"What the fuck"
>she tells me she bought this bed from ikea and cant figure out how to put it together
>i feel bad for her because shes been sleeping in mattress on floor
>decide to be nice and help her out it together
>keep in mind i have no fucking idea what im doing
>put all the parts together wrong
>all the bolts are fucked up and loose
>she thinks im doing a great job
>after like two hours it looks great
>i was in a hurry bc i was horny as shit
>we finally get to le sexy time
>take off eachothers clothes and start fucking
>her head is on far right side of bed about a foot away from the wall
>about 20 second after im fucking her the right legs of the bed snaps
>it happens as soon as i thrust so the bed snapping and me thrust push her head into wall
>she slams her head so fucking hard that there is a crater in the wall
>she's unconscious
>oh shit nigger
>try to wake her up
>shes not waking up but shes breathing
>call ambulance and leave apartment
>go home and masturbate and cry for an hour
>>700216565
GOOD WAY TO GET ARRESTED.
> Protip
All Women are Whores, if they just even like you get laid or at least a BJ.
>>700230346
Enjoy your $1500 HIV infection.......because HIV is spread through sex with dirty people and if you shower after you wont get it.
Looking for a good site in Canada, Toronto specifically. anybody know? thanks
>>700231280
>go home and masturbate and cry for an hour
Oh, in that order? Never change /b/, kek!
>>700217223
I was a prostitute and I always turned down black men because many pimps would pretend to be tricks and then rob/kidnap girls.
I said yes to ONE the whole time I was working. he paid me in advance, gave me his license to hold, etc. he was pretty old and drove an old work truck so I wasn't worried.
>>700231793
Were you an attractive one?
>>700231280
If you tell this story to your army mates they will get a trap to take your virginity.
>>700231280
>go home and masturbate and cry for an hour
I hope you were crying while you masturbated, otherwise I'm not sure you fit in here.
If you did them separately maybe you want to check out reddit?
>>700218761
1. did she use a condom for the bj? if not, she's a nasty whore.
2. everything costs extra. you pay for an hour you stay for an hour, but once you cum the time is up even if you cum in 15 mins.
3. prices depend on what you're doing with her. a bj is relatively cheap and will be 15-30 mins max. fucking can go up to an hour and will cost more. anything with ass is off limits for most girls, and will cost a LOT if they do agree to it.
4. It's still her body, though she's renting it to you. Every hooker has a set of rules what you can or can't do with their body. If you violate the rules, they will ask you to leave. If you don't leave peacefully, they will probably rob you, taze you, maybe even call their pimp and he meets you in the parking lot to beat your ass and rob you for everything.
don't be mad anon you're a cheap asshole.
source: I was a prostitute. I was very kind and understanding but I fucking hated assholes like you who wanted to do extra for no extra money. it's a business.
>>700225027
Quit being a jew and just pay the poor girls. No wonder your experience was shit, you acted like a poor jew, fucking bickering over 20$. I'd have killed you. No wonder you have to pay for sex, and can't even enjoy it then.
>>700220214
this guy gets it.
if she agrees to not use a condom with you, then she agreed with everyone else.
as for the mouth thing...that's the quickest way to piss off a hooker. thing is, if you find a clean one, she is just as worried about protection as you are. she wants to walk away from your session the same she started (no bruises, spit, cum, messed up makeup, etc.). she will fuck you good but she doesn't want to swap spit or bodily fluids. keep it classy.
anon you are a perfect customer lol.
>>700232317
>I was a prostitute.
More like you were a whore.
>>700220978
it's because black pimps often pretend to be customers until they are alone with the girl and then rob her or kidnap her to work for him.
I was a hooker as a teen.....turning down black men had nothing to do with violence or prices. it was about pimps trying to trick you.
the only way I would say yes is if he was old (like over 45-50) and dressed very "square" no slang language or anything.
the 2 black customers I saw were actually EXTRA respectful and did not negotiate price...they tipped well...probably because they know how lucky they are to finally get a prostitute who wasn't turning them down.
>>700224146
>>700224396
It's true I think high class escorts are more likely to be clean than your average promiscuous girl, because they ALWAYS use condoms even for bus and they get tested damn near monthly. they don't play about hygiene they want to retire healthy and alive.
>>700226104
This got me hard as hell. Smh
>>700216565
try 'adultwork.com'
>>700232317
I detest hookers that think they are worth more than a Tinder date.
I used to take the photographs for an online escort site......and at first I did think that many of them were there because they caught a bad break in life......but I can now confirm that 99% of them are there because they are lazy, they think that flipping burgers are beneath them. I'll save my tears for the millions of women that do shitty menial jobs and look after kids and still value their self respect than some skanky whore who could get any number of menial jobs from her looks alone but still chooses to sell her vagina.
>>700220214
>2. Be respectful and considerate
>4. Keep your mouth OFF of her body.
>6. Remember that you are not the only man that's fucked her that day.
>7. Never go bareback even if it is offered. Not even for blowjobs.
>Finally, just try and enjoy it.
...yeah, you make it seem so fun...
>>700232864
Are you a nigger? Also tits or gtfo.
look for reviews & you'll be good. what area are you in? might be able to help you out with recommendations.
pic related, she was a fun bang.
>>700232049
Oh i told them, they laughed for a solid ten minutes after
>>700216997
kek
>>700233426
That chick clearly does a number of drugs.
Avoid any black hookers, they smell like raw gutted fish.
>>700231987
yes.
I worked in san diego. I charged $300/half hour $500 h. though I started on the street where I only made like $100 for 15 min quickies...eventually worked online and made a lot. worked in vegas for a short time too.
still living off this "sugar daddy" he's actually a HORRIBLE human being long story but he's almost 80 and can't get hard. he pays me weekly to come over and talk about all the sex we used to have.
i literally have no other income. he pays enough for my rent, car note, bills, and I'm living with a boyfriend he doesn't know about for almost 3 years lol. I don't feel bad....he's really the worst person I have ever met in my life, but he's rich and he wants to blow his $$ on me so fuck it.
>>700233604
Word.
Bitch has a habit
>>700233774
>he's really the worst person I have ever met in my life
not worse than you fucking lazy ass skank
>>700233774
why is he so horrible?
>>700233774
Ever work the strip clubs. I have been getting my dick sucked by some strippers lately.
>>700233774
Hey! Always great to see a fellow ex-working girl on here! I also got out of the business thanks to a sugar daddy. I'm married with a kid now (not to the sugar daddy, lol).
Do you ever miss it?
>>700232989
Bullshit, I have lost count of the number of broken condoms I have had in my life time and I aint fucking 10 times daily......wtf is it with Americans and HIV no wonder it was the second place after Africa to have an epidemic.....no matter how clean or safe you try to be, all it takes is a cut or abrasion any place on your body to come into contact with body fluids and its HIV.......you do know that you cant get HIV from normal unprotected sex......one of you has to first have an abrasion, in her vagina or on your cock which then comes into contact with body fluids......it could be you cut yourself shaving or have a blister somewhere.....a cut or blister on your finger and condoms wont save you.
>>700217223
if pimped then pimps don't like it as the other black could just be a rival pimp
if not a pimp then still quite likely to be violent
higher chance of STDs from blacks too
higher chance of being robbed
basically it is just safe all round to say no to blacks
>>700217307
>they try to get a better price
by better price you mean they'll rob the escort
>>700233898
pretty much.
She describes something a horrible person would do than has the balls to say someone else is.
>>700233189
I don't think I'm better than anyone. here's how I got into it:
>be 17 finish high school and start college
>working at college, making barely enough money to eat and ride the bus to school
>sleeping on friends' couches every night lugging books around
>live near a track and decide to walk on it..what's the worst that could happen?
>my goal was to make $1000-2000 for a shitty car so I could sleep in it and get to school
>first night make $600 in about 2 hours
>blown away by how fast the money came. I was used to working all week for a shitty paycheck. $20 was a lot to me at the time.
>buy the shitty car to sleep in within the first week of walking the track.
>plans start to change as I realize I don't even know wtf I'm doing in school and I hate my job. why stop now?
>meet a guy and fall in love. he's kind at first but he knows the game. I, knowing nothing of prostitution except for movies, learn a lot from him
>he gets more aggressive as our relationship progresses. eventually I am making $1000 /day easily, but he is spending it as fast as I can make it.
>I leave him 7 times. He finds me every time and robs me and I feel like I have no choice but to stay with him\
>finally when I leave him for good...I had been saving up money behind his back (for example see someone for $500 and tell him I only made 4, and put the extra $100 hidden in my makeup bag where he won't find it)
>save up and buy a plane ticket, and finally just leave. have a client set up where my destination is so I will have money to start life again
> I had several cars including a maserati, but didn't have anywhere to live. Lived in hotels for 3 straight years during that time.said fuck it left my car at a shop and got on the plane. never went back for it
>decide to "retire" except for 1 client who pays me to just hang out because he can't get hard. still living off his money.
I am the least materialistic person you will ever meet. Just got caught up..it's hard to get out of that life.
>>700221942
hookers get the money up front, they're not likely to be caught out that way
robbery is an issue which is why the smart ones don't see blacks in the first place
>>700221942
This times eleventy million. Niggers are always trying to pull shit on someone. It's all they do.
>>700233367
no, and no.
>>700232167
fucking bonus if you masturbated with your tears for lube
>>700233774
Yeah, he's the worst - coming from a stankin ass hoe that finessin an old fuck.
>>700218761
quite standard
I always feel a bit angry/depressed after I blow my load so can get quite aggro with them... on a couple of occasions I've punched them or grabbed their hair/generally been rough - usually though this has only happened after they've provoked it with attitude
never gone any further than that though it does mean I can't usually see the same one more than once - aside from a few eastern european girls who aren't really self employed but run by albanians
>>700229084
Feminist and the religious moral authority have been pushing this idea that men who visit hookers are all basement dweller fuggos and that hookers are all drug addicted sex slaves to pimps and johns
>Be me.
>be 26.
>Friday night.
>Drunk as fuck.
>Call escort.
>Come round anon.
>Get taxi.
>Arive in good time.
>Pay £125
>She goes to "freshen up"
>Comes back.
>I'm still stood where she left me.
>She giggles.
>You can get naked anon.
>I do.
>Fold clothes neatly in the corner.
>She giggles again at my little willy.
>I ask for weird shit.
>Feet and to be slapped about abit.
>She askes if I like to be pissed on?
>I say no.
>She askes if I've ever had my ass hole fucked?
>I say no but I'm willing to try it.
>I Ask to try trampling and to be tied up.
>She says get on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.png
>>700231590
backpage.
95% of the Asian ads are a lie though.
hit up an Asian massage parlour and ask for "extras" when your in the room. worked for me 80% of the time.
My mom works as an escort. true story.
>>700225027
>If anyone wants to see what that cunt looked like, google 'farren escort' from Lansing
You understand that 4chan is a picture board right new friend?
>>700235260
>
Would she fuck you if you offered her money?
>>700221603
depends where you live, in several European countries including the UK prostitution isn't illegal
>>700233963
1. he's a pedophile. can't even hide it. we'll go to lunch or something and he will STARE at little girls and boys near us, making the parents uncomfortable.
2. he has picked up a huge coke problem. he actually buys it off me. I hate coke but he pays me to do lines with him, so I started cutting it like crazy. He will literally wait till I'm about to drive home and then ask me to do 6 lines before I go. If I say I'm "too tipsy to drive" or something, he gets estatic like he wants me to drive drunk or crash or something
3. he has 4 daughters (older than me) who don't speak to him. he tells me stories about how he molested them (not fucking them, but other weird things he did sexually with them)
4. every "friend" he has that is a female is blind to how perverted and evil he is. they think he's just this sweet old guy, but when we are alone he talks about them like in a sexual way.
5. he loves skinny girls. even if they are sick, he'll be like "wow she looks great. maybe it's a good thing she got cancer!" and he's only half joking
6. has this weird obsession with black men. he's extremely racist yet tries to be just like them. has millions of dollars but lives in the hood on purpose.
i could go on and on lmao there's just so much.
>>700235324
No, she has been very explicit and open about it in the past. But she is a nasty slut. Decent mother tho.
>>700233774
Like I said 99% of hookers are lazy bitches with an attitude problem.
I took the job as escort web site photographer to get the photography experience, I eventually lost the job for telling one to many where they could stick their fucked up attitude.
Really.....hookers.....pretty girls who were bought up thinking the world revolved around their vaginas......when guys stop volunteering to pay them for their vaginas.....they have to put up a for sale sign.
>>700234509
hey lol that's whats up. no I never miss it! maybe the money haha but never the work.
even my sugar daddy who can't get hard pisses me off so much that I've considered cutting him off....but it's just too easy I guess.
I'm glad you got out! how did you stop?
>>700235541
So is this her?
>>700234212
nah I feel like they make way less money and show their body to more people. plus competitive catty bitches being your coworkers...ehh.
>>700235651
Yep that is dear mommy, she says she doesn't do it anymore. Allegedly.
>Be me
>Be 38 yo
>Be married for 10 y
>Have 2 kids
>See ad for 18 yo blonde petite escort
instant-hardon.jpg
>Schedule meeting
>Hide 4 cams
>She arrives
>Kinky as hell
>Fuck for 2 hours
>Deepthroat
>CIM
>Loving this
>Gonna leave wife in a few weeks
>>700235429
sounds like someone who browses /b/ on a regular basis
>>700235232
my go-to place is WJT wellness on dundas in etobicoke.
Usually younger girls (in their 20's) usually they usually speak English with heavy accents. Was banging a cute Chinese girl on the regular there at one point. She's on "vacation" as in no longer works there.
someone gave good advice, don't fall in love, don't even become friends. You're paying for a half assed massage and to dick that massage attendant once the flip happens.
>>700235564
were they paying you, were you paying them, or was it a "trade"?
i can't stand ameautur (spelling? sorry) ass photographers just being perverts acting like they're professionals...just trying to get as close to pussy as possible without paying. I laughed every time someone hit me up with that bullshit
>>700234690
Laazzy confirmed
>>700232317
Shit troll but I'll answer anyways.
First, I paid close to 200 bucks for an hour you cunty whore.
Second, you're a fucking prostitute. You advertise sex for money, I come and have sex which involves more than just oral or just PIV. It's a fucking business transaction and if we agree on something, you fucking deliver or its no deal.
>>700235940
kek, good for you anon
>>700225264
> What is "using two devices to post in the same thread"?
>>700222297
lol
>>700235940
Cim?
go to eccie wayy better it may cost more but if you cant pay the price save money until you can dont get busted or aids from backpage
>>700236341
Cum in mouth
>>700236012
yeah lol I guess you're right. he's hella technology illiterate though. I bought a cheap ass phone and act like it's my only one because he always wants to send pictures back and fourth....really I have a second phone that's an iPhone. only use the cheap phone for texting him, nothing else. he doesn't know i have a computer or anything. he doesn't think I have a bf. I'm a 23 year old cute young woman with money and he really believes there is no one else and that I have no social life lol. he gets so mad if I talk about friends or even family...i guess because his whole life is fake, just people he pays to agree with him and pretend to care about him. he's pathetic....he could easily have a relationship with his family but he'd rather spend his money on drugs and hookers (me lol) and talk shit about people who are happily married or women who have babies. he talks about how stupid it is to ruin your body for kids.
>>700235260
nice. where at, was she just open about it?
are you male or female?
>>700232317
> you pay for an hour you stay for an hour, but once you cum the time is up even if you cum in 15 mins.
Fuck no. If to fuck a chick for an hour, I better get my fucking hour.
>>700235887
Sweet. Id hit it, twice.
You must have had one hell of a puberty
>>700235618
Yeah, I think it's the money I miss, haha! And kinda the attention and adulation. I mean, one moment you're being told pretty much 24/7 that you're gorgeous and beautiful and great in bed and getting all that money and being taken nice places and shown off etc and the next you have a normal job with responsibilities and a boss and nothing is ever good enough. It was one hell of an adjustment for me.
My sugar daddy had me move in with him, he wanted to marry me, I refused. We were together for a few years. Bought me a Mercedes Benz, a couple of nice houses, tons of jewellery, designer clothes and bags, helped me find a real job.
After a few years I realised we'd never work out. I left him, the cars, the houses, the money, all that shit. Walked out.
Met my now husband. He knows about the sugar daddy but not the hooking. The sugar daddy and I are still in contact, but just as friends.
This was more than 10 years ago. I started hooking at 19, stopped at 20. I'm over 30 now.
How do I find a hooker I can kiss? I heard it was called girlfriend experience or something like that. Help me out anons
>>700236341
Do you know what a snow ball is?
Only time I did
>16
>highschool
>friends all have girl friends, but haven't had sex
>think I'll be super cool if I have sex before them
>go to craigslist back when they had escorts still
>only can afford the older looking ones
>set up time with some 50 year old woman
>drive to her place and knock on the door
>a guy answers
>asks me if I'm here for 'tina'
>tell him yeah
>he tells me to show him the cash
>pull out my wad of $5s and count them off until I have $50
>he takes it and shoos me inside
>directs me to back room, she's there watching a soap opera
>tells her I'm all paid up and closes us in
>she asks me what I want
>tell her I want a blow job(Had gotten one before) and to fuck her
>she tells me I look really young
>tell her I just graduated high school
>she isn't buying it but doesn't seem to care
>she strips and sits on the bed and pulls my dick out
>sucks it as I'm fighting the urge to cum
>she lays on the bed and I get on top of her
>fuck her for about 2 mins
>cum buckets
>she tells me I have 20 mins left
>tell her I'm okay and thank her try to leave
>she pulls out a bong and coerces me to take a hit
>get high with her
>after we smoke a lot( for me anyways, didn't smoke) I'm high as fuck
>she laughs at me and starts rubbing my cock through my shorts
>i'm getting hard again
>she tells me I need to pay more if I want another round
>tell her I'm broke
>tells me to come back when I get more allowance
it wasn't a bad experience, just wish I was more assertive during it.
>>700236683
adult work dot com
YW
>>700220214
>Make sure you're wrapped up at all times.
This. It's the main reason I don't get why people pay for sex. Do they not have an internet connection or what?
>>700236572
Male from New York. Only 19 - Was in my younger years she use to do it and got the pics from old family computer when I was a kid. I think about it alot.
>>700236217
>if we agree on something, you fucking deliver
I completely agree.
I doubt she agreed on you sticking things in her asshole. you wanted extra and didn't pay extra
>200 bucks for an hour
is totally normal. that's probably the cheapest possible session you will have with a girl who isn't a crack whore or std infected. I understand it's not cheap, but your $200 ain't shit to a woman who makes 1000 a day. not even talking shit it's just the truth. that is how much she asks for the service. you should not pay less, and you should not ask for free extras. she should not rush you out, and she should perform whatever act was agreed on (usually straight sex, with a condom, no weird shit, ass play or fettishes. nothing without a condom and no kissing, etc.)
don't be mad at me cuz I'm telling you the truth lmao.
i enjoyed this one.
>>700236618
yes if you can perform for an hour. but if you cum in 15 mins, you don't get to cum again. you don't get to fuck twice.
many escorts offer a deal like say it's $200 for the hour...you can ask for a "double pop" for maybe $250. then it's still an hour but you get to cum twice.
otherwise...you can push the issue to stay the whole hour, but you can't continue to have sex. most people just leave once they cum, unless they're petty.
>>700234690
did you used to work as "holly"?
>>700236695
do you know who snowball is?
My experience,
Pics looked amazing
Texted her and she told me to meet her at a hotel lobby
I was worried about my stuff so I left everything but money in the car
She wasnt at the lobby
I went to the car and texted her
She told me to come to the room instead
Went to the room
Ugly and chubby
First escort and shes cheap so whatever
Paid for half an hour
She puts condom on me and hand sanitizer on my hands
She put the condom on like a retard
I fixed it but forgot i had hand sanitzer on
She started blowing me and then choked on sanitzer
I apologized and put another condom on
She makes me bang her in missionary
Most boring position and shes ugly
Dick was going soft
She said we should probably stop because this isnt going anywhere
I said fuck this, flipped her over so i couldnt see her face and im kind into big asses
Pump until i bust in her.
She freaks out and asks me if I busted in her
I said no
Went over by 20 mins
Put my clothes on and left.
>>700234690
> Least materialistic person you'll ever meet
> Maserati
I want to call this one, but I don't wanna go to the pen
>>700237284
>yes if you can perform for an hour. but if you cum in 15 mins, you don't get to cum again. you don't get to fuck twice.
Fuck you, yes I do.I didn't pay to cum X number of times, I paid to fuck for an hour.
>>700236961
man, american prostitutes sound like a bitchy girlfriend. in eastern europe you are treated like a gentleman, and the girls are clean and not making less money either. of course they are not doing any extra for free, but they are really sweet about it.
>>700237465
I cant find any reviews of her
>>700237386
Do I want to?
>>700236115
No, the owner of the web site used to use the "All girls have recent photos" as a selling point, the hookers would pay him monthly and I had to take photos of each girl every month.....was really shit pay for photography but because of the numbers of girls pics I took each day I made some good money........but in the end I couldn't take the fucked up lazy attitudes and sleeze..........lost count of the number of times I had to say "but lady being sexy is your business, why do I have to tell you what to do to look sexy".............hookers they take the sex out of sexy.
>>700236678
damn that's interesting. I never had a sugar daddy that I moved in with or actually "dated" ya know. I only see him once or twice a week...he's never been to my place, even though his money paid for it lol.
but yeah I miss the money, as for the attention....not so much. I enjoyed it when I was younger but I actually like being under now. Nice clean but normal car lol. dressing in tennis shoes...not wearing makeup constantly. it's kinda nice. And I feel like people respect me so much, compared to when I was working dressing up and stuff. Like men approach me differently, women talk to me differently, all that.
I can't believe you didn't tell him your past lol. don't you think he will find out? I mean it's such a big part of your life
>>700235182
How was your summer?
>>700237566
That's because these are backpage escorts
They're the worst, but they're cheap.
>>700237479
some girls allow MSOG (multiple shots on goal)
if you're known to nut fast, ask before hand
but some girls are bitches, once you nut they try and push you out lol
>>700220214
If I wanted to have sex with a balloon I would hire a clown.
This is why I will just fap. No worries about diseases, no worries about pimp caving my skull in, no worries about getting robbed by niggers and no worries that "This is the Police".
>>700237284
Many quality escorts offer extra-ball/multi-ball i.e. you can cum many times. Often goes hand in hand with GFE
>>700236525
Ahh, ty
>>700238266
Getting a nice, professional, clean (but expensive) escort is nice to treat yourself once in a while tbh, but fapping will always be there
Would never fuck a backpage hooker, which is what that anon was talking about
>>700222388
Nigger, all escorts are hookers.
>>700238288
tried that.
first time came in her mouth.
waited for about 20 minutes watching shitty hotel tv then started banging her, missionary then aggressive as fuck doggy style, couldn't even get CLOSE to the 2nd nut.
was ~26 at the time and she was a lot heavier than her pics and she didn't ride, which is BULLSHIT FOR ESCORT/HOOKERS!
Here (small caribbean island) we got a legal resort with hookers, they cost 50 for an hour , which converts to 25 dollar. all are tested every week and look nice. most are from venezuela / colombia.
>>700238078
>So I lay down.
>Hard wood floor.
>Cold.
>She gves me light kick in balls.
>Made me lift 1 knee in shock.
>Kinda enjoyed it.
>Steps on me.
>Can feel bell end bulging out of my 4skin.
>She steps off.
>Get on the bed anon.
>I have a semi on.
>She says how the....?
>I lay on the bed.
>She goes to get restraints.
>Comes back with two soft velvet type ropes.
>Ties my wrists to the head board.
>Shit, loose knots.
>She'll never make a fisherman.jpeg
>She stands on bed.
>Puts her foot near my mouth.
>Tells me to lick.
>I stick my toung out as she drags her soles along.
>Dimonds.
>I get hair in my mouth.
>She giggles as I take it out with my loosly restained hand.
>She asks how many toes I think I can fit in my mouth?
>I say your full foot if you want Mistress.
>She grins.
>I say to try.
>She does.
>Rams full foot in my mouth.
>I gag.
A recent encounter with an escort I popped 5×100mg of Viagra. Damn I was hard. But I almost fainted two hours later as the maximum dosage is 100mg per say.
>>700227619
Worth reading this entire shit thread. Thanks anon.
>>700238564
I can imagine that would be nice but I am too afraid to get one of those. I don't want my face to appear on a billboard as a "John" (they do that shit out here) as the Police are busting people looking for sex or even a tug and pull at those "foot massage" places and I feel the risks are not worth the reward.
>>700238713
And the name of this island, for vacationing purposes?
>>700228216
You're either retarded or delusional. Women who exchange anything for money are hookers.
>>700238733
Just stop now
>>700229023
>Virgin.exe
>>700237706
The husband doesn't need to know. For what? Pfffft. None of his business.
I've always dressed well, even when I was poor (before the escorting). I like nice things, but not flashy, y'know? I'd rather have a plain Hermès bag with no visible label than LV with a million stupid logos on it. My style is quite understated, I guess. I don't even wear nail polish (I think it looks trashy 90% of the time) and I don't have tattoos (even trashier).
Yeah, the sugar daddy and I were together for a long time. We had a really good relationship. He's 38 years older than I am, but hands down BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD!!! And he's Greek, born in Greece, so he has that sexy accent going on and those old world manners. Omgggg getting nostalgic just thinking about it.
We actually met through the hooking - he was a client, he paid for an all night. We had dinner, spent the evening at a casino, went back to the hotel, fucked, went to sleep, fucked, had breakfast, he gave me a good tip, and I thought that was the end of it. Like, a month later he calls me up and tells me he wants to fly me to a city 600 miles away for the weekend, would I be interested? I was like, WHAT?!
Even now, all these years later we still speak on the phone every couple of weeks, I'm friends with his kids on FB, I was invited to his grandson's christening. It's fucked up, but it works for us. He still tries to give me money now and then - birthdays, Christmas, Greek Orthodox Easter, whatever, but I turn it down. It's just better that way.
>>700239145
>She chuckles again.
>I love making guys gag anon.
>I smile up at her.
>She leaves the room again.
>Comes back with a samll pink vib.
>Unties me.
>Can't see the point I could just slip my wrists out anyway.
>Turn over anon.
>I do.
>Makes me squat in the wall side corner of the bed.
>Ram raids my ass.
>Stay there I'm going to get a bigger one.
>Leaves vib in my ass hole.
>Can't hold it any longer.
>It falls out.
>I lay on the bed.
>Comes back with a samll pink vib.
>Unties me.
>Can't see the point I could just slip my wrists out anyway.
>Turn over anon.
>I do.
>Makes me squat in the wall side corner of the bed.
>Ram raids my ass.
>Stay there I'm going to get a bigger one.
>Leaves vib in my ass hole.
>Can't hold it any longer.
>It falls out.
>Start to need a piss.
>Urm, sorry Mistress may I go for a piss?
>Sighs.
>Yes anon.
>Go to bathroom.
>Pushing hard trying to piss.
>Shit myself.
>Just feel my ass hole become wet and squidgy.
>Like a wet fart.
>Shit.
>Finish pissing.
>Grab toilet roll.
>Start to wipe.
>Be one of those epic wipes that never seem to end.
>Ass hole is red raw.
>Are you OK anon.
>Urm, yes. 1 min.
>Go back into room.
>Are you ready to continue?
I always tend to fall in love with every escort I meet. Going for a 6h meeting for $800. Think she love me too
>>700238912
Lol where are you from? Professional escorts always have reviews online so you can make sure they're legit. Police probably link with the cheap backpage or street hookers.
>>700239468
here's some attention. we good now?
>>700239584
>Urm, yes but can we do someting diffrent?
>Yes.
>Lays me down on bed.
>Starts wanking me off.
>Ocasionally slaps my thighs.
>Shit is boring as hell.
>Fall asleep.
>Get woken up by a punch to the face.
>Some skinny, smack head looking dude.
>Eyes are now open.
>He punches me again whilst screaming some shit about GTFO.
>WTF
>He goes to punch me again.
>Manage to roll out of bed whilst round housing him in the process.
>Roundhouse.jpeg
>Stumble to my feet.
>He flurrys at me.
>Knocks my chin left, right and center.
>I swing a few dazed left jabs.
>Can't see shit for dazed and sleep.
>Connect a good left jab.
>He opens up.
>Power right.
>Fucker goes down.
>Dive on top of him.
>Still stark bolac naked.
>Wind mill at his face.
>Don't stop untill I'm satisfied he's not getting up.
>I start to get up.
>Silly bitch comes up behind me.
>Babbeling and screaming.
>Give her a closed fist back hand.
>She goes down.
>Think I knocked her tooth out.
>Collect my money from dresser.
>Get dressed.
>Leave.
>>700238745
do you faint because all blood end up near your penis? they say you have to see a doctor if your dick is hard over 4 hours. people have had their fingers and toes amputated because of erections that won't go away.
Sent from my Android phone
>tfw the girl you l ost your virginity to when you were both 17 is now a backpage escort
>mfw
she used to be so nice and lovely
>>700231793
Tits please mlady
>>700236833
>and
Married guys, we can't troll online so easily for hookups. Too dangerous to post pics online.
Fuck, I was on Ashley Madison, and got caught by my wife's sister who was also on there.
>>700240670
she still is, just for an hourly premium
>>700240909
did she rat on you? give the story
Sent from my Android phone
>>700237459
Especially as maseratti cars suck, and are status symbols only.
>>700240950
Hah!
>>700236833
>Do they not have an internet connection or what?
What does this have to do with the previous statement?
People with internet can look up porn and fap instead of paying for sex or what are you saying?
>>700240950
lol
just sucks thats what shes doing now maybe its just cuz she was my first
like im any better, doing coke like its going out of style
>>700240909
The fuck was she doing on there?
Next time just use an actual anonymous email account and use pics of some random guy on Instagram who looks kinda like you.
Kinda like you doesn't mean pick some hot guy with a six pack 10 years younger than you. It means if you have a cleft chin and black hair, find a guy with a cleft chin and black hair.
>>700237566
This. /thread
All American hookers are dirty broken whores with mean attitude.
Euro slurs, not so much
>>700240909
So... if she was on there, then she was probably going behind someones back? Use it as counter blackmail to bang the sister as well?
Also, i tried Ashley madison a long time ago, but it was all Pay. :/ did you have any success other than being busted?
>>700241316
Good thing I'm not American!
Seriously. I loved being an escort.
(I'm not the Maserati girl, I'm the one in her thirties who left the business more than 10 years ago)
>In El Paso on leave right before deployment
>i pick one
>friend picks one
>mine shows up
>7-9 months pregnant
>naw
>his shows up
>looks nothing like the pictures
>big fucking sore on lip
>fuckit.jpg
>doesn't deploy because of fucked up blood test
The pimp of the pregnant chick was actually a pretty cool dude. He looked just like what you would imagine a pimp to look like. We had beers with him while he waited for the other girl to finish.
>>700234690
im always curious as to the looks of girls that do this..
Feel comfortable enough to post a pic? Also.. Leave him 7 fucking times? Jesus
>>700241333
>>700241255
She could have been:
1. Trying to bang a good looking guy who was taken
2. Trying to extort a rich guy on the site
3. Trying to catch her partner on it (unlikely)
Anyone of these prolly
Before you say she was trying to have an affair, you think women need sites for that? ^^
>>700236908
wait.. are these the pics that you're posting?
>>700240528
I started too see things and my heart was pumping so hard.
>>700241255
Yeah, sister ratted me out. She was trolling for men as her marriage was dying. I never actually hooked up with anyone on there yet. I was kicked out for a week, then wife took me back. I was a wuss as I didn't want by marriage to break up. It made my marriage better for a short while until wife got lazy about sex again. What's fucked up, the sister just moved into my house as her divorce is final as of today.
I swore I'd never think of straying again. Been 2 years, I'm bored of sex with wife again, she's lazy and clumsy in bed. (Shame as she's hot).
Now I'm a typical husband looking at hookers.
>>700241027
See above story
>>700241626
yeah right and when you are chilling with friends you tell them about your career and how proud you are of your achievements and how all your family are proud of you and how you overcame adversity by selling your vagina
>>700237224
Looks like of like Chloe
>>700241333
I couldn't counter... By that time her husband knew she was sleeping around. She was looking for married guys since she didn't want a relationship or random bar hookups.
>>700242273
man the fuck up and tell this to your wife. you either part way (which is less possible because you did nothing wrong) or you get good sex.
>>700241764
Fair points. Had some ex's that did #3 in the past. Fun stuff.
I used to be a regular on backpage. Stopped going bc I started noticing posts that were more or less law enforcement. Most providers have links to old posts in nearby cities. Those might be legit. But the regular girls I would see started disappearing so suddenly that I can only assume they got arrested. Orange County is bad. Parts of inland empire are really bad. SGV is risky. But check the local papers, because of the whole human trafficking wave I think there are task forces out there posing as bp providers. Proceed with caution
>>700242273
You're going to end up fucking the sister.
My husband is also kinda useless in bed. He tries, but he gets really excited and shit is over before it's begun.
It's been seven years of this. It's getting old.
>>700242911
Google the phone numbers. Some of them even have their snapchats linked to the same number. The Asian ones are better bc it's usually out of some condo and they screen you carefully and the girls are fresh off the Korean boat
>>700242273
cool watch the sister and when she double dates guys, rat the bitch out.
>>700242735
Argument has been had many times. She then puts in effort once or twice, then gets boring again.
Part of the problem is sheer clumsiness and just not knowing how to be sexy. She was a sporty chick, although hot. Pic attached.
She does let me fuck her anywhere though. Last night we fucked in the bathroom at a concert (Irving plaza). We fuck a lot, just mediocre.
>>700243106
Nah. Sister thinks of me like a brother. And doesn't interest me, they're identical... Which seems sexy, but really just a copy of what I've already had.
>>700242273
Have kids? If not. Fucking have fun man. I feel like a fucking shitball for straying on mine. I have some fucked up ways that i justify it in my head, but still. You get 1 life right? Do what you want. Be smart about it, dont get anyone pregnant, don't catch anything.
I love mine dearly, but the sex is super lacking. We've talked about it for years. But she just doesnt catch on. And like you, she's attractive, and great in all other aspects. I dont want to lose her, but i dont want to be fucking 50 either, and thinking about all the experiences i've missed in life.
>>700242735
Yup. Do a search for Dan Savage and start sending your wife links to his articles. Not the ones about gay sex, obviously.
>>700243613
Kids man. The anchor that keeps me from fucking up the marriage. That and I do love her.
>>700243384
100% my situation. She's hot, wants to fuck alot, but is super fucking clumsy and doesnt know how to be sexy. Its sad.
>>700243602
Jake?!?
>>700244036
Uh oh.
>>700244036
This gonna be good
>>700244036
Nope, lol
>>700242273
Just bang your jealous sister. Problem solved.
>>700243613
Hooker sex is shit sex....you making a big mistake....rather spice things up with your wife...swinging is a shit load of fun......I did it with a girl I was in a long term relationship with....was awesome without fucking anyone else...just sex in the same room or fucking with other people watching or playing sex games really spices things up..........tell your wife that no sex with other people just watching and being watched.
>>700216565
dont see any girl that doesnt have reviews online.
and bring a pocket knife or something. but I see escorts a lot and everything is fine as long as I do those 2 things
>>700217223
cause then they smell like black people and they lose business
>>700244035
Yeah, what's with that. I feel like I own a Ferrari, but it always has a busted wheel.
>>700244302
This could have been one of /b/ best moments
>>700235887
you should post more of her
>>700244350
Nah. I would because I'm a man and would fuck anything that dropped in my lap, but I learned not to shit where you eat.
>>700241248
I think it already has bro
>>700244361
I should have clarified, i dont do the hooker thing. Just girls from tinder/pof etc. And we've talked about some of those things. Going to house parties where they just sell toys, and shit like that. But shes not really into it. Maybe i could push the angle of not touching anyone else, but even then, she's super self conscious.
>>700244464
That's a perfect fucking metaphor. Hah.
Im sure there's some ways to figure it out. The shy/hot ones either didnt get alot of action when younger, so they just dont know? As opposed to the meh looking ones that guys would hit on because they know they could fuck them, and hence it opened up their experiences etc. Who knows.
>>700245348
She's not shy by far. I think she just never had to try hard. Younger guys don't know about quality, so she got by on her looks.
Goes with her "shit don't stink" attitude.
But I'm not gonna bitch about it... I know I'm a pain in the ass too.
>>700231280
THAT's why I love /b/
>>700241248
how did you find out she's hooking anyway?
>>700245746
Hopefully shit gets better man.
Mine's on the way home, so i should prob get off the thread where im talking about her. Lol.
>>700245348
I was with the girl for 10 years and I told her what you said "I'm 38 and I dont want to end my life with regrets about my sexuality"...."I just want to explore and would prefer to do it with you"....I never thought she would go for it but I promised her that when we played if at any time she wasn't comfortable we would leave. Had a lot of laughs and we would have the best sex when we got back from the swinging dates.....was like double dating with your wife....when you get ready to go out...you tease each other about other men or women making moves on each of you.
>>700246345
I wish my wife would do that. I actually fantasize about double teaming her with my best friend, who's wife I wish also would swing.
>>700246781
what's appeal of fantasising about your friend fucking your wife?
>>700247008
Not a cuck, just want to make her a rotisserie, or dp. But want to do same with his wife too. More of swap and share. Want the women to do each other too, which they would have done when younger.
>>700235429
Sounds like Donald Trump also has a house in the hood.
>>700237386
what smells like shoe polish
>>700246781
She was ultra conservative, we went to parties and it was like we were committing a crime together because it was a swinging party, was such a rush and because I was doing it with someone I had total trust with, we could gossip and whisper stuff about the other people there...and we had body signals to communicate with each other, if she didn't like she would put her arm around me...and the one time it was full of hill-billies so we fucked like we were teenagers in front of everybody so that we wouldn't have to touch anyone else......and everyone else enjoyed the show so much that they didn't mind so much when we left immediately after....fuck the best sex ever and we never fucked anyone else.
>>700247938
Hmm.. Interesting idea to go and not fuck others. I'm going to ask her. I'm sure she will. She's semi adventurous. And I'm exhibitionist. I'll try anything short of homo stuff.
>>700217223
Because zoophilia is illegal
>>700248281
OK...it will only work if you give her full control, then she will be relaxed because she is not worrying.......then you need to show her as much kinky sex as you can.....when she sees other people doing it right in front of her and how much they are enjoying it, then she will know that it's not some deviant shit and normal nice people just playing........if she freaks for any reason get her out of there like you are her knight in shining armour, no whining about how she ruined the evening........eventually you will be the one bitching about not wanting to play.
>>700249232
I think she's just not able to see me touch another woman without jealousy.
We got fucked up once and started making out with one of get married friends (who was also leaving her husband). Thus is a girl my wife fucked many times when they were younger.
She was cool with it until the next day, and told be how disturbed she felt think about me kissing that friend.
The Ashley Madison thing killed any chances also.
But... I'll give it a try. Good advice anon.
>>700250068
Love the one your with
>>700227803
This coming from someone who's family medically works with those whom have HIV/AIDS daily, it is just as easy to pass it on through vaginal intercourse as any other STD. Last time said family member shared numbers with me, about 1/3 people under the age of 25 have an STD without knowing it around the D.C. area.
Hope that makes you want to wrap your pickle and not reuse needles.
>>700238713
What's the Island and resort anon?
>>700217223
Contrary to what the politically correct media will tell you, black people are more prone to violence and theft. It is genetics, just like a pit bull is more prone to killing their master. This is what happens when a higher form of life (Whites) liberates blacks from their straw huts and spears and teaches them in white schools.
>>700223637
Holy shit! That's my cats name, nig nog. I never thought I'd see it online lol
>>700236678
>knows about the sugar daddy but not the hooking
So, he's a fucking retard.
>>700251688
>>700251688
They may be capable of intelligence but they haev not earned it through their own evolution like whites, that's why they are unstable.
Pics from when I was an Escort Web Site photographer.
>>700220214
>1. Niggers smell.
Some Johns go for the black meat, some don't.
>2. Avoid all Romanians
And eastern European ho's in general. Many have the MO of stabbing you, robbing you and leaving you for dead.
>3. Make sure they can speak proper english.
Read #2.
>4. If what answers the door ISN'T what you saw on the ad. Then walk the fuck away and save your money. Always walk away.
Agree. You never owe anything to a ho for false advertising.
>5. If she looks like a junky, walk away. Junkies usually have some form of disease. crack whores and heroin users tend to have HIV.
Wearing long sleeves in hot weather. One thing I have done is tip her a few bucks just to get naked for a body inspection. Most working girls that have nothing to hide will do it no problem. They get bitchie about it, leave.
>6. DO NOT RUSH INTO ANYTHING!
I have spent hours just talking to working girls to get to know them. They know the game. If they are good, they will play along. One girl, I was really interested but she mentioned a few thing that broke the deal. I just tipped her and sent her away.
>>700220214
>If you find a hooker who you can have a proper conversation with, is clean and reasonably priced. Here are a few more rules.
>1. Don't fall in love, and don't become friends.
Once you pay for services you are a John in her eyes and that will never change. The relationship lasts as long as the money lasts. I have made "subscription" arrangements with girls for regular fucks. They often love that steady money. Oddly, sometimes the girl will fall for you of you become a regular. That gets really awkward.
>2. Be respectful and considerate if you plan on using her more than once.
Read above. I had a regular for a while that I took on a long weekend vacation telling her she is hired as my trophy and her job was to make me look good. It was one of the best trips I ever took.
>3. Make an effort on yourself. Scrub up well and try and give as much pleasure as you can. They will fuck you better then.
So fucking true. Working girls love guys that actually take care of themselves. Makes them feel more appreciated.
>4. Keep your mouth OFF of her body. Fondle with your hands, but keep your mouth off of any part of her body
This is true for many reasons. One is hygiene and another is an old rule of "never kiss the trick", it keeps an emotional bond from forming.
>5. Wash your dick and hands when you get home. In fact just shower.
Better, wipe down with rubbing alcohol. That can kill of any bacteria you may have picked up from her. I keep alchol swab packs on me to rub down as soon as I'm done with a girl.
>6. Remember that you are not the only man that's fucked her that day. All that cum, some of it's bound to glaze her belly and tits.
What you leave on the street is used by others.
>7. Never go bareback even if it is offered. Not even for blowjobs. Make sure you're wrapped up at all times.
This
>Finally, just try and enjoy it.
>Get your fucking moneys worth. It's expensive enough.
This
>>700235092
congratulations, youre the reason why shits illegal. die soon.
>>700226212
>Are you slow? Who feeds a hooker and get her high?
Considers what you want out of her. I find that a touch of honey to a working girl gets you a lot of mileage and better experience.
>>700233426
Shit nigga a could just pull a bird like that. If I'm paying for it I want a supermodel, or at least a kinky bitch
>>700253940
did he died
>>700238745
how fuking old are you that you need 5 viagra?
>>700254907
Don't need it. Just OD:d
>>700221942
holy shit. i just went to a restaurant and that same thing happened. it was 2 ladies and a kid. they ate all of their food then complained that one of their cheeseburgers didn't have pickles and they ended up getting a free cheeseburger and fries AND a percentage taken off their total bill.
>>700255171
Is that you lamar odom?
