ITT: Post your secrets
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ITT: Post your secrets
I actually do like her comedy.
When I was 15, I stole some of my aunt's xanax and put a little bit in my niece's water bottle. When she started spacing out, I took her to her room, undressed her, and fucked her.
I think about it a lot and feel like a complete asshole to this day. It's one of those things that I'll take to the grave, but still makes me feel less than human
>>700199622
Jesus christ anon
I eat bugs
>>700199622
Something to tell the grandchildren when you're old.
As for me, I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>700198234
I hate people.
>>700199622
Hot.
I'm actually a Jew pretending to be a white male!
>>700198234
None of your fucking business op kys
>>700198234
I pee in the shower :(
>>700199918
Lol Happy 14th birthday cuntnugget
>>700199622
details?
>>700200183
Has it ever occurred to you that your life would be happier and more fulfilled if you simply ignored these threads? There's plenty of "cock rate" threads for you, for example.
THat way, you wouldn't need to open them and take the time to post how much you hate the thread you've just taken the trouble to open, even though you knew what the topic was.
tl;dr - just sayin'
>>700200183
Recurring threads arent necessarily cancer fuckface
I have an autistic interest in trams and urban railways.
>>700200462
ok. sorry. :( I'm hurt now.
>>700199622
You're saying she didn't notice she was fucked when she woke up?
>>700199622
How old was she?
>>700200666
She was a whore. Loose as a black woman.
>>700198234
My dad molested me for 7 years until my parents got divorced. Now he's remarried and I know hes molesting his new wifes daughter.
I have no idea what to do, because no one would believe me.
>>700199622
to the grave
>tells all about it on the internet
Jerrod Carmichael was my pick for 2015 and he crushed it. Fuck you.
>>700200666
Nice trips
In the early nineties myself and my work colleagues kicked two faggots to death and dropped their remains into the foundations of the hotel we were building. It happened in an Eastern European country, local police almost certainly knew what had happened, zero fucks given.
>>700200436
I don't really want other people getting off on this, but it doesn't matter anymore. She was 8, I was 15.
>bring her to her room
>she's really loopy
>mumbling to herself a bit
>I lay her on her bed
>start to caress her body
>get hard instantly with how firm her little body is
>take my dick out
>rub it on her lips as she's spitting a little bit
>consider putting my dick in her mouth but I was scared she was going to bite it
>start taking off her clothes instead
>rub her tight pussy
>put my pinky in her ass
>start licking her little snatch to lube her up
>slide my dick in slowly
>so fucking tight
>too fucking tight
>don't want to hurt her
>only fuck her with the tip
>being 15, I cum quickly
>cum all over her tummy
>clean it up with her blankets
>tuck her into bed
>watched tv until she woke up
I didn't even start regretting it until a few days later when I was jerking off to the thought of it.
My wife sleeps nude. When gets drunk and passes out, I show her naked body to my friends and neighbors. Last week my old neighbor (65+) rubbed her ass while she slept and jerked off. I feel awful about it but will do it again
>>700200986
Talk to the daughter. If she confirms it, tell her you were abused too, then both go to LEO. They'll believe you.
>>700200882
Like all nieces.
>>700201197
I used to lie a lot about bullshit. I have no idea why, it was just something stupid I did.
They would never believe me.
>>700200987
I meant in person. Don't really mind talking about it on the internet anonymously
>>700198234
If it wasn't for my wife sleeping with her mouth open, i'd have no sex life :(
>>700198234
i'm closeted bicurious and lost my virginity when i was 15 to another guy. why does getting assfucked feel so good?
>>700201295
But if the other girl supports your story, there's only one common denominator.
Unless you are going to continually find reasons not to act, in which case we're both wastijng our time
>>700201099
Nice dubs
I'M GAY
>>700201461
>But if the other girl supports your story, there's only one common denominator.
The issue is that I do not know her well, have only met her a few times. I know I would have told people no when it was happening to me.
If she tells me no, what then?
>>700200666
Wow you got 2 dubs and a trips
>>700201559
>If she tells me no, what then?
She's hardly going to be enjoying it (I assume you didn't) so if you start by asking if he's doing things to her, as he did things to you, she may open up and admit.
If she doesn't, at least you tried
>>700200986
Thats hot,
My secret is that I love thinking about kidnapping a 14 yr old hottie and giving it to her till I get tired of her and want a new one. I dream about the end of the world and having a basement full of slave hotties that I can fuck at any time.
>>700201774
Ok. This is good advice. Yhanks.
>>700198234
My secret is that you're gay
>>700202150
You're definitely on some sort of list now
>>700202256
Done nothing Illegal
>>700200986
>they wont believe me. Srsly? Thats your excuse?
I obsessed over my looks so much that it caused me to attempt suicide. To this day nobody knows
When i was 9, I would always play hide and seek with my best childhood friend who happened to be a girl, at my birthday party we played hide and seek with some other kids in my house, me and her chose to hide under the bed, and in a rapid turn of events I was sniffing her ass, I don't know why, but it smelled like a mix of pineapple and peach, oh if only i knew what i was doing
>she was 11 i believe
>>700202445
I was worried that If I went to them, and told them what he did, and they didnt believe me, that he would be even further encouraged to do stuff because he would think that no one would ever believe that he could do it.
Hes a deacon in the church.
>>700202188
Actually, you are better off blackmailing that piece of shit...he can pay you back for some of the damage he did to you...
>>700202759
How would I do that?
>>700202643
Lol, its 2016. No one could possibly imagaine that a religious leader could be a kiddy diddler. It is totally out of the realm of possibilities
>>700202892
Well first thing, i would try to tslk to the other girl you think may be getting abused. Especially it you have some physical evidence, that would go a long way. But even if you dont, just the threat of telling the police should get you pretty far. But even if it is just your word against his, you could fuck him over pretty hard, damage his reputation at the very least.
Other than lining up any evidence you can, its as simple as confonting him and telling him that unless he gives you what you want, you will go to the police, his wife, the church or whoever else
>24 y/o virgin
>I have an artist fetish. I only feel attracted to (female) poets, writers or classical musicians, as long as they're good.
>Once I was masturbating to a poet girl and when I came my cum ended on my lips.
>I have a diary. I use it to write my sins.
>I tried to kill myself once. I was on antidepressants at the time. Fun thing: side efect of antidepressants, they can induce suicide.
>I stole a toy from a friend when I was 7, returned later by order of my mother. I still feel guilty about it.
>I have stole 2 pens. First when I was 11, later when I was 13. I still feel guilty about it.
>I try to get along with everyone, but I can barely tolerate people outside very specific circles.
>I lied to my therapist about many things I lost track of them all.
>Rarely took my prescribed xanax.
>I think I look like a slightly normal person, but it's because I smile or frown according to my interpretation of the situation. Nothing can really affect my mood. In reality, I am never happy nor sad.
Years ago i discovered that the best friend of my girlfriend had an account on a social chat.
I contact her with two fake acount (man and girl). She fall in love with the man and we masturbate together for years.
I asked her to create story and fantasy about her best friend and his boy (me!) and so i forced her to masturbate thinking about me.
I discovered that she was so horny and perv: she immagined of beeing raped by the real me and other very dirty thoughts.
Now I'm married with the girlfriend and i have stopped to mastrubate with her, but i'm happy to know that every time she sees us, her pussy get wet.
I never thought that a girl could have so abusive and perv fantasies like me.
>>700203281
This and post results
I fap to incest porno. Nothing else gets me remotely as hard.
>>700204331
>Nothing else gets me remotely as hard.
Try Chinese Rolexes
>>700198234
>be ~24
>late night hanging with my friend, his younger sister (20) and my pregnant wife.
>me, friend and friend's sister getting drunk
>my wife goes to bed
>friend goes to store to get more booze
>me and friend's sister start making out and I end up fingering her while my pregnant wife slept in the next room
This was many many yrs ago but I still feel like a shitlord for doing it.
Every Friday afternoon I stop by an old (80's) guy's apartment and give him a blow job. I used to take care of him after he had surgery and one thing led to another and I blew him.
Now every Friday he takes Viagra, waits for me and gets blown. He's aggressive, verbal, likes slapping and shoots his load in my mouth. I feel like a whore doing it.
>>700204494
>married and pregnant at 24
there's part of the problem, bruh.
When I was five years old, I remember forcing my younger brother to strip for me and show me his genitals, and I would do the same. A few years down the road of this, I sort of had a mind for what sex was and forced him to rub his cock against my asshole, always too nervous to penetrate.
He stopped stripping for me when I was about ten, but up until my teenage years I would try to seduce him to get him to fuck me, often going around the house nude, begging for him to touch me.
My only real regret is never actually getting him to fuck me when we were younger and diddling each other.
i've never been kissed
>>700204608
Wait are you a dude or?
>>700204743
Not a dude
>>700203577
Im a female
>inb4 tits of gtfo
And I fantasise about rape/murder all the time
>>700204800
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>700203577
You should fuck both.
>>700204623
Male, I assume?
>>700204800
Prove it
>>700204936
I ask myself the same question. I feel disgusted after doing it, especially when he throws some money my way. I feel like that all weekend but when Monday rolls around I start anticipating going over there again and by Friday I just want his cock in my mouth.
>>700205159
sorry, best you're going to get.
>>700205242
Why are you doing this?
I've been in a relationship that is not working for me for various reasons for 5 years now. I almost always fantasise about gang banging her or threesome with another guy when I masturbate. Why? I don't know, but I am pretty sure that if I had a different girlfriend that I fancied more or felt I had a nice future together I wouldn't be having gangbang/threesome/cuckold thoughts.
Maybe this year I'll finally manage to break up with her.
>>700205295
I knew you were a dude.
>>700205363
I don't know. Daddy issues? Sexual outlet (mine? his?)? Kindness? I certainly don't need the $20 he gives me (actually gave me $100 when I told him I was going on vacation).
>>700205364
>â–¶
Just have her take some Melatonin. Turn your dream into a realality.
>>700205463
think what you will. didn't say I was a femanon until asked. lrn2rules
>>700205094
Female, unfortunately. It just makes it all the more regrettable, because I know if I had been more forceful during his years of sexual development, we would have been fucking for most of our home life.
Just feels shitty that I low-key molested and sexually harassed him and only ever got the tip of his cock up my ass.
>>700204889
She loved think to seduce me and after me and my wife brutalizied her together.
Or she abuses of my wife forcing her to drunk and take drugs.
She sent me photo of her body (without show face) and i sent photo taken from internet.
i forced her to promise to touch her nipple for a sec every time she sees us.
She still do it, so his mind is still broken.
>>700205535
What would melatonin do to her I don't understand?
>>700205746
Take enough she will be knocked the fuck out
>>700205526
I agree, maybe a mix of all that
>>700198234
It's no secret that this gets posted every day.
>>700203521
That diary must be boring af
> I masturbated
> had dirty thoughts
> lied to my friends saying im not a faggot
>>700205858
Melatonin is weak. I would use proper sleeping pills ingredients. Anyways I can't do that. I have told her of gangbang fantasies and she seems to love it. She likes bukakke porn too. I need to convince her. I just want to gangbang her and then dump her move on with my life. Or just dump her really. Honestly being in a 5 year relationship with someone you don't see your future in is psychologically very damaging. She isn't a bad person or anything which makes me feel even shitter.
>>700206136
lol
>>700198234
i never loved any girl, and any girl loved me.
>>700200263
Details, pic?
>>700206215 Have one of the other men get her pregnant. solve your problem.
>>700206136
>That diary must be boring af
it is
>>700206458
Meh. Too much drama. I just want to see her in total slut mode taking on multiple dicks and fully losing herself in it. Fap fap
I was a tiny nerd in highschool, got picked on a whole lot.
So I started following my main bully home, staying way way out of sight. Found he walked the last bit alone.
Left school on my bike one day, waited behind a fence, stepped out behind him and hit him in the head with a piece of wood then twice more once he was down. He never saw it coming, never found out who did it.
He's now really messed up in the head.
Thing is he was already so fucking stupid I don't know how much of his misery I am responsible for.
I ... Probably over reacted.
Adding boobs to this thread.
>>700206772 Send me the video if you record. When you break up with her watch for sharp objects being near here..
her* FUCK
>>700206877
Fuck it, good job on it not coming back to you.
For lulz' sake, how messed up are we talking?
>>700199622
I doubt a little bit of xanax would work, unless your niece was a baby.
Anon...
>>700200986
Social services. Daughter may deny it even if it happens to her. Either way, you go tell social services. It's your responsibility because nobody else will do it.
Any chance that fam-chan is ITT?
>>700200986
Whats the issue?
>>700201137
Bullshit. You're describing a kid of 4 here, but claim she was 8. Huge difference.
I like licking my family used pads, and lick wife bloody pussy and asshole after work.
I like small girls.
And i'm 18y old
>>700207085
I was young, smart and a bit of a psycho. I planned it very, very carefully. Waited months after the event that caused me to decide I was going to get him (He set my hair on fire, burned my scalp)
How messed up, well all the way. Hang on Ill find the news article of him that really sums up how his life turned out. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/man-stole-puppies-from-pet-shops-and-stuffed-them-down-underpants/story-fnihsrf2-1226749997246
He uhh. Was never quite the same...
>>700204494
>This was many many yrs ago but I still feel like a shitlord for doing it.
Just tell your wife. No need to keep that in. You were drunk, etc. I don't think she'd be all that pained, much less damage than your guilt to yourself.
>>700207566
Too much info. Don't ruin your streak now.
Next time give a general description that could apply to anyone.
>>700204608
>I used to take care of him after he had surgery and one thing led to another and I blew him.
>one thing led to another
>help him up the stairs
>applying suction to the tip
>>700200462
This
>>700204623
This is why my kids will be monitored with cameras until they're 12, and then never left quite alone.
These threads make me realise kids should never be left completely alone. Everyone getting molested by siblings. Fucking scumbag.
I went out and got shitfaced and then I got back really late and I lied to my mom that I'd been robbed at gunpoint. She told someone else now it's got a bit out of hand and me and my friends are in big trouble! I can't stop lying about it as what we did on that night was really bad (trashing a public toilet and peeing on the floor and stuff!) I'm in so much trouble right now!
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP JUMPING ON THE FEMALES, YOU BETA CUCKS?
Sex is part of the secret in many cases, but leave them alone before it gets too cringy, for fuck's sake.
I'm not whiteknighting, I just don't want secret threads to become shit because some virgins can't believe women exist and post here.
>>700207893
>trashing a public toilet and peeing on the floor and stuff
This won't get your criminal charges.
Fess up. Take the heat. She'll forget about it next week.
I have deep rape fantasies and murder fantasies, lost my virginity to rape and I liked it. Sometimes walk around alone at night hoping someone will jump me and rape me.
>>700207672
I'm pretty safe, have a vpn I leave on all the time for netflix, they don't cooperate with authorities particularly often and their records don't last long.
And I feel bad for saying this but nobody is going to look into anything for him.
Cops don't go to all that trouble for anyone who's not rich.
>>700207866
When i was 13, i showed my little sister she was 8 my dads magazines. We played with each other. When I came got all over her arm and lower belly.
>>700207975
>I'm not whiteknighting
You are.
>>700207866
Fuck you. Who gives a shit. Just call it sex. They would become skilled men and women. possible pornstars.
>>700203577
You're a moron.
For one, just because she once fantasised about you doesn't mean she still does, or even that she gets wet.
Secondly, the vast majority of women enjoy being dominated by someone who can take control and take care of them. It's not perverted, it's natural. You sound like a fucking idiot and make me angry. Goddam your sorry head.
>>700208034
I'm so scared of my mom though! She's gonna get so mad! Plus my friends have now started to tell the truth and I'm still lying about it! The lie about being held up at gunpoint has kinda had bigger consequences than I thought!
>>700208060
Dude. . . Which vpn. I haven't found one that works fr netflix yet
>>700208290
Well I have to say that was dumb. However you can't go wrong with I didn't do it.
>>700207397
Yeah all people of the same age are the same exact size. Fucking liar>>700201137
I ate pizza
>>700207866
It's not something that's spoken about a lot, but it's pretty healthy. Kids get curious. Weirds me out when people claim that they did nothing out of the sake of curiosity in their childhoods.
>>700208290
You need to stop this before false charges get pressed.
If you're worried about your mom, wait until you're a prag
>>700208428
I know, I was so stupid! Me and my friends have got caught out as everything was captured at the gas station toilet security camera and people know I was lying. It feels like the whole world is talking about me right now. I don;t know what to do!
I am with a girl for five years now to I dont love her but I have not found anyone else. let alone anyone better now she is looking at rings and made my ask her father if i can marry his daughter he said yes. I will probably end up marring her and cheating on her the second I get a chance and eventually we will get a devours.
>Also I am addicted to porn its one of the only joys I have in life and I am trying to cut down but its hard.
>stole panties of my best friends little sister
>stole shit from stores
>and masterbate at my job like everday
Sorry for the long post
>>700207893
Damn it Lochte.
>>700208501
Reporting false charges is being threatened and I'm scared of getting extradited! I shouldn't have lied to my mom!
>>700208500
I couldn't help but to look in the porn magazines
>>700208684
Ugh dude. You gotta know what you're doing. Sweatshirts, know where cameras are. How old are you? 16+?
>>700208034
>>trashing a public toilet and peeing on the floor and stuff
Are you an American athlete in Rio?
>>700205242
>>700205364
>I don't know, but I am pretty sure that if I had a different girlfriend that I fancied more or felt I had a nice future together I wouldn't be having gangbang/threesome/cuckold thoughts.
Dead wrong. These fantasies have nothing to do with what she does or doesn't do. You'd have them with anybody. In short, it's not her fault, you cucklord.
>>700204608
>I feel like a whore doing it
No fucking shit it's because you a whore you degenerate piece of shit.
>>700198234
I'm married and travel around a lot for work. 4 to 5 months of the year I'm gone.
I set up fake pof, tinder profiles and chat up women I find in the areas I'm going a few weeks before I head out. I'm usually able to get enough info from them to find their Facebook or other social accounts so I pretend to have the same interests as they do.
Once I get there I'll ask them out and almost always end up back at their place and fuck them. Depending on how long I'm there I may work more than one. Last year I spent a month in NY and fucked 7. Once I leave, the account goes dark and I disappear. If I go to that area again, I don't do this.
Been doing this for about three years now. Edmonton was the best.
>>700208034
>>700207893
im almost sure you can get lochte up for this dude.
>>700207866
>This is why my kids will be monitored with cameras until they're 12
Why, so you can watch it later while you fap?
>>700205526
>I don't know.
Women, every fucking time. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO SUCK GERIATRIC COCK ON A WEEKLY BASIS?
Why do you do it if you don't know? Don't bullshit me, woman. I know you fucking know. Just spit it out.
>100% confirmed female
>>700198234
36 24 18 8 N 107 34 54 2 W
have fun
>>700209143
>durr
mah puns.
>>700207728
>>help him up the stairs
>>applying suction to the tip
At least I got him up the stairs faster.
>>700208314
Your only hope for something that doesn't get blocked. Find someone you know in the area and set one up yourself.
I go through a small business owned by a friend over in the states.
Anything public or even the big subscription ones get blacklisted really, really fast.
>>700205660
>I low-key molested
Keep telling yourself that. Low-key, you fucking waste of space. Poor kid's probably traumatised from it and will seek to hurt women when all along he should hurt you.
Even now, you still want to fuck him? What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, apart from being a woman and being fucking nuts.
>>700205686
Stop writing, you can't into English.
>>700208903
I'm 32 and me and unfortunately me and my buddies are kinda well known.
>>700208204
>For one, just because she once fantasised about you doesn't mean she still does, or even that she gets wet.
We fantasies for years togheter about me and my wife (at the time she was only my girlfriend).
during our chat, she promised me to touch her nipple when she sees us, like a secret play to remember that she is mine. Obviously my chat avatar had no idea if she really did it, but i have see that she did it, and she still do it, so her mind is totally lost for this fantasies.
She fantasies to be brutalized by me and my wife, telling me when we chat all her dirty fantasies, she want to be firsted by my wife and in meantime facefucked by be( for example).
I'm not so beautiful, what turned she on is the fact that my wife is her best friend and i fuck her.
>Secondly, the vast majority of women enjoy being dominated by someone who can take control and take care of them. It's not perverted, it's natural. You sound like a fucking idiot and make me angry. Goddam your sorry head.
you are really overreacting, man...
>>700200986
Beat him with a crawbar
>>700206877
Any Italian ancestry?
>>700209164
OK. I'll add that the humiliation/submissiveness factor is also there. But if that played a big part wouldn't I feel satisfied after rather than disgusted with myself?
>>700207566
from reading that he fucked himself up. If that was the guy you smacked. Bne Boys collage?
> I played Neopets well into my 20s and made some of my closest friends through the Neopets tumblr community
> I had a brief but marginally successful career as a male cam model (that shit is way too much work to keep up)
> I'm really really REALLY into pregnant women
>>700209127
>Edmonton
Come back to my cringe city and rape me, anon-san.
>>700201524
Hey, that's pretty good.
>>700209345
If you are 32 why are you worried about ur mom
>>700209335
Obviously, I'm italian.
>>700202150
What's hot you retarded fuck? We're talking molesting children for fuck's sake. Real life. Hello. Neeto san, wake the fuck up and take a look outside, fucking degenrate, no wonder your parents are disappointed.
>>700209611
Cause he's joking about the American olympic athletes
>>700206877
he deserved it. Good on you for standing up for yourself. You got the result you needed.
>>700208055
>lost my virginity to rape and I liked it.
Don't believe it. You're a rapist or wannabe rapist trying to make the world adapt to your desires to ease guilt. Fuck you.
>>700209311
Lots of shit is wrong with me, I'unno. I'd probably never go through with it, but the fantasy is probably always going to be there.
We had fun what we did as kids, though, ngl. I would have stopped if he didn't keep coming to me wanting to mess around. But, eh, you know.
I had a major crush on this female friend of mine and she trusted me a lot and one time she was having a problem with her computer and she called me and wanted me to change her email password. This was before everyone and their dog had a smartphone or anything and so she gave me her then current email and password so I logged in and changed it for her, but I decided to have a little look and see if she had any nudes in her sent folder and she didn't. Then I remembered she had another email account that I know she had not used in ages so I tried the same password on it and I found 3 nudes of her. She was 18 at the time and had a perfect body. I still have them 8/9 years later.
>>700209751
Fuck me. I feel dumb haven't slept in 20 hours.
>>700208778
Leave her then, save her the pain. Don't cheat on her anon.
>>700209447
I probably shouldn't answer that one haha.
>>700209484
He did but I think I had a hand in it too.
He might have gone to Bris Boys collage after the school I went to, or before. Think he got kicked out of a few schools.
Not sure if he was a my school from grade 8 or not.
Quite possible he went to brisbane boys at some point.
Think you know him?
>>700208149
If I were, I'd ask them not to attack the females, which isn't what I'm saying. They are whiteknighting by doing what any needy retard does when a female shows up: attention-giving.
Don't bother asking for tits, you're autistic if you expect to see their tits. Just shut the fucp and keep your virginity and ignorance of women to yourself.
>>700208191
>child abuse gives skills
You're a pathetic excuse of a person. You're just trying to ease your guilt. I'm just glad you feel the guilt. You deserve to.
>>700209806
Not lying, and i'm a female not male.
When I was like 14 I stayed at my cousins house. My cousin is a lot older than me, and so she had a daughter who was younger too and I was sleeping in the same room as her kid (small house) and one night I waited till everyone was asleep and I went to her bed and pulled down her panties a little bit and touched her and licked her pussy a little bit.
>>700208290
>I'm so scared of my mom though!
That's a much worse secret. Good on your mom, however.
>>700208456
I'm a teacher. I can guarantee all 4yo look VERY different from all 8yo. By several heads. It's unmistakable. Unless your 8yo is mentally retarded, my point stands. You're still a piece of shit. Fuck you.
>>700198234
i shot a man in reno just to watch him die
>>700205660
You're disgusting.
>>700200462
>tl;dr just saying
That doesn't make any fucking sense
>>700208500
Pedo rhetoric. It's not healthy, it's not about curiosity. Kids know exactly what they're doing when they do this.
There isn't a single study suggesting it's healthy. You're only saying this because you wish it was true, because you feel guilty as fuck, and you are. You're a piece of shit. Fuck you.
>>700209887
>Fuck me. I feel dumb haven't slept in 20 hours.
Obviously haven't watched TV for 20 hours either.
>>700210125
DUDE holy fuck i did the same thing to my female Cousine too when i was really Young hahahahaha
good memories we share /b/ro
>>700210068
I didn't do anything
>>700208778
>I am with a girl for five years now
I really hate the French.
>HAVE BEEN
Not "am", you fucking moron. Fuck you.
>made my ask her father
> and eventually we will get a devours.
Please get devoured by bears.
>>700210302
I know.
And it took so long for someone to comment
>>700210415
Nope I haven't hate commercials.
>>700201137
You can't have regrets anon.
>>700200616
Same, but, my interest is in car washes. I spend way too much damn money at them.
I was asking my best friends 13YO sister to show me her toes and see the nails polish on it because it was making me horny as fuck. Usualy her toenails colour was Red but sometimes it was White, Grey, Brown, Pink, Yellow, or White. I once was asking that much for it, she dressed in blue dress and lipgloss and being barefoot she kissed me in lips. But always when i was asking for it she was pissed. Later i don't even talked to her. Damn, she is cute as fuck. Thank God nobody from his familiy knows about it.
>>700209991
not from a bar of soap. looks like a douche though... Fucked up on a bunch of drugs... steeling puppies... i fucking lol'd
Seriously don't stress, it happened years ago (8 or 10 years ago?) he has had many forks in his path to make his own track and it seems like he has chosen the wrong ones on a few occasions... Fuck him
I like to fuck midget strippers while dressed like Willy Wonka. I have done this since i was 13. And yes I lost my virginity to a 27 yr old stripper who happened to be a midget. I haven't done it though since 2009 though but damnit i get diamonds at the thought of it. They have to be late 20s early 30s and a real midget otherwise it just doesnt work for me.
>>700209127
Any guilt? If not, how?
>>700209150
You're projecting. Fuck you.
My girlfriend of 3 years posts ads on CL for sex and shares naked photos...she doesn't know I know.
>>700198234
When I see a woman receiving oral sex, I automatically start thinking about how I want to eat my friend's pussy. But I'm married and my friend is also my wife's friend.
>>700209806
good theory tho
>>700202643
I'm sorry that happened to you. What would you like done? For him to get caught or something worse?
>>700209373
>I'm not so beautiful, what turned she on is the fact that my wife is her best friend and i fuck her.
Despite the shit grammar, that's a profound piece of information about women.
This was probably about a year ago now. I was 24 at the time and talked to this girl on tumblr for a while and we got along really well, we both knew we liked each other and so we met up and went out on a date. She was 15. Nothing ended up happening but yeah, probably not going to share that when I'm not anon.
>>700211530
take screen shots of it all....blackmail..profit
I have a fake Facebook account pretending to be a girl and it is thoroughly convincing that it is real. I get into fake relationships with desperate lesbians and bi girls on Facebook who I determine to be real and get nudes from them.
Gf doesn't know.
>>700211530
>>700211651
waiting for profit
>>700209482
>OK. I'll add that the humiliation/submissiveness factor is also there. But if that played a big part wouldn't I feel satisfied after rather than disgusted with myself?
Glad to see I still know women as if I had made them.
You wouldn't feel satisfied if some of the act actually disgusts you. There are several things at work here, some you could like alone, and some that are attached to others you like less.
What you need is a man who can dominate you, even humiliate you within the confines of respectful privacy and without treating you like a real whore.
That's the problem here: you want to be treated like a whore, but only within sex, not "for real". This guy treats you like an actual whore because he throws money at you.
You'd feel fine if a loving boyfriend did all this to you in the bedroom, while knowing he really loves you and does it because it turns you (and him) on.
Instantly stop seeing this guy. You will only regret it more and more. Trust me. I know women in ways women don't know themselves.
>>700211239
Luke?
>>700209487
I know grown ass adults who keep playing neopets. It's all right.
You should try cam4 and be really fit with high production value, and get that omibod shit that people use to send vibrations to your asshole/clit in exchange for money.
I've done so much regretful shit in my lifetime. I'm 21 this year and all I feel is shame.
Nothing illegal or totally fucked up like you degenerates, but here are some off the top of my head
>When I was 14 I shoved my mother's large butt plug up my ass
>I've never not sexted someone else while in a relationship
>My ex-girlfriend let me take nude photos of her all the time and I used to take photos/videos of me playing with her tits, ass, pussy while she was asleep
>I used to jerk off while wearing my sister's roommates underwear
>I cross dress and stick sharpies up my ass
>I've eaten my own cum and piss
>I was scared of the dark and used to sleep with my parents until I was 13
>I masturbated over naked photos of my sister (she's 28) as well as my mom
>I jerk off to gay sissy shit all the time and I dont care
>>700209626
So am I, genetically, partly, but that's no excuse. I know you're a lazy piece of shit and your education sucks ass. But if you're going to write here, make a damn effort.
>>700211907
umm...
Guys I really gotta get something off my chest... I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip0veuyh83w&feature=youtu.be
I'm a furry with a cub fetish thanks to a certain artist. It's because of the size difference, not the age.
>>700208806
Three people in life you DO NOT lie to...
Your Doctor.
Your Lawyer.
AND YOUR MUM for fucks sake.
And i'm not talking about little things like "no i didn't steel that packet of lollies" or "no i'm not smoking" i'm talking about the big things.
If she is anything like my mum she would take a bullet for you and still think its her fault she could have done something to prevent the situation.
TELL HER THE TRUTH. She should have your back...
You have done the first 2 its time to start number 3... LIE, DENY, CRY.
>>700209841
post them
>>700201109
That's edgy as fuk.
>>700211849
take the screen shots and then tell her if you dont get a cut of her pay once a week you'll have no problem dishing them out to people she works with. break up with her and get someone that wont mind you being home all the time since you wont have to work anymore.
I post my dick in cock rate threads and make a collage of all the compliments I receive.
Later, I masturbate to the compliments.
>>700209841
Will these dubs suffice for the nudes?
>>700207893
Lochte Confirmed
>>700198234
I'm a Freemason but I don't believe in a supreme being.
I just go for the free food
I'm a person well-known in real life for being calm, friendly, great with people, and outgoing. I'm always happy. In reality I have borderline personality disorder with psychopathic tendencies and am very good at pretending to be normal.
>>700212022
I mean in all honesty it used to be a really fucking great game. Complicated economy and money-making systems, interesting stories and puzzle-solving plots that rewarded hard work, and battling made it super fun to grind and assert dominance over the poor-ass casuals. But then it got bought out by a children's game company and everything got dumbed-down a lot which made it boring.
And I really liked my time with Chaturbate. Felt like I had a lot of freedom, and I've always been pretty turned on at the though of strangers getting off to me. Never tried cam4, I might look into it. Thanks anon (y)
>>700212376
Da fuck? Story?
She''s a camwhore or something right? But what happened?
When I was 18, I used to beg my 13 year old neighbor to show me her butt every time I was drunk. Sometimes she'd pull her pants down and show me her underwear and it got me hard. She would never show me her naked butt though and would never kiss me (even though she said she wanted to) because her best friend, our other 12 year old neighbor, had a huge crush on me and didn't want to make her mad.
The other girl used to come over and hang out at our place when her mom was at work. We we all pretty close. She was uglier than the girl I liked, so not really interested. Every time we'd be watching a movie on the couch, I'd usually have my legs propped up and she sat on the very end, she'd usually slide over and sit right on my foot. I could feel it pressing against her pussy, but I never did anything just sat there. She'd grind occasionally and get really red in the face. One day I was driving her to the store for her mom and she reached out and grabbed my hand and held it. I stopped talking to her after that. I moved away soon after. Found out about a year later she popped out a kid already. Fucking whore.
>>700212230
Now the story is out and in the news my mom is totally going to bust me for lying to her. I should have told her the truth but I think its too late...
>>700209841
Post them faggot
I like the thoughts of being watched while naked.
Started 1 year ago with walking naked around the streets at night.
At first it were small things like no shirt but the more i did it the less adrenaline it gave me. So then no pants.
Right now during the day i leave my spare housekey at a distance of 500m from my house. At night i will lock myself out bare naked (only shoes on) so i force myself to walk over there naked to get back inside.
>>700212749
Is this Seth Rogen?
>>700211849
where are you located?
>>700213037
Do you get hard when you do it? I feel like I would have at least a half chub from the excitement.
>>700200986
Tits or gtfo
>>700211901
Thanks for the advice. Maybe I'll stop, but probably not this afternoon.
>>700204889
Tits or gtfo
I've filmed most of my girlfriend's friends naked in and out of the shower.
>>700213209
louisiana
I would give up my current life if I was given the option to painlessly and flawlessly become a tiny petite woman. Shorter and weaker than all the big strong men in the world, I'd be perfectly suited for life as a living fuck doll.
>>700213568
u wish
At a friends house for a party.
Snuck upstairs into her room.
Found a used lace thong.
Wrapped it around my cock and blew a load in it.
Stuffed it back in the laundry and went back to the party like nothing happened.
>>700198234
>be me
>17
>Christmas
>bored shitless
>family out drinking
>get invited to my friend's sleepover
>she asks me if I can bring anyone
>bring my best friend
>middle of the nights
>led next to my friend
>start drunkly kissing him
>go to the toilet
>suck his dick
>swallows
>never talk about it again
>no homo
>>700203521
Do you have any of that xanax left? I've got a niece that I wanna fuck
>>700213248
I do the thrill and adrenaline rush it gives me feels amazing. When i get home i almost instantly come when i start really jerking off
>>700213922
Same man
>>700202448
Fucking insecure little faggot
I'm married, 42, two kids. Got a old friend coming to town to visit. We never got it on back in the day. It's one of my biggest regrets. Both my wife and this girl swing both ways. I'm going to try like hell to get them both drunk because goddam I'd love to fuck her before I die.
>>700200882
And when giving details he says she's 8 years old
>>700212969
Not too late for her to hear it from you until she hears it from someone else.
You need to be the one who tells her
After my morning poo, instead of wiping I shoot water from the shower head up my butthole to clean it out. You'd be surprised how much is still up there after you shit.
i prefer 2d to my gf so guess what ? i left her and sometimes i miss her but i cant say love u to her
>>700213729
I've seen that same ad posted in Boston. One of you is a fake.
>>700207566
you are really creative considering i've seen this "secret" at least three more times
I gave the approval to take down Harambe. Still haunts me to this day
>>700214549
Because you're supposed to wipe it off first faggot.
I wet the best for 18 years. Not everyday, but every those years.
Be me
>At a party
>Friend passes out drunk on the couch
>Everyone in the garage playing beer pong
>Stroke friends tit through her shirt
>> she doesn't move
>Decide to push my luck
>>Full on grab her tit through her shirt
>Still dead asleep
>Her shirt is pulled up a little bit
>>Slide my hand under her shirt
>>Grab her tit and feel her nipples
>Whole time wacking it with my other hand
>So close to touching my dick to her lips
>>700214518
I guess so, but I'm just scared she's read about it in the papers or seen it on the news already!
>>700214313
There's the initial rush just thinking of life as a living breathing fuck toy, but add to that the feeling of looking at the world from a significantly lower vantage point and knowing that anyone around you could throw you over their shoulder and have their way with you just makes me weak in the knees
About once per month I meet up with a guy and we exchange spankings. I never realized how turned on I could get by getting spanked and, in turn, slapping his ass.
We also finger each other's asshole and I fuck him when we're done (he has ED so I end up blowing him).
The thing is it's escalating. It used to be just hand spanking. Two weeks ago he took off his belt and laid into my ass pretty hard. I hate fucked him for that.
>>700209839
>I would have stopped if he didn't keep coming to me wanting to mess around.
News to me. You sure about that?
>>700198234
this was a long time ago, in another life, but here goes
>be me, grew up on the north side of the city
>parents died when i was 17
>left me a flat and a small inheritence
>put myself through uni
>medical school
>especially liked our sessions learning on cadavers
>got a night job at the morgue while in school
>did extra cutting when left unsupervised
>even took home a few relics
>finished med school, still worked in morgue, enjoyed it
>but got bored with dead subjects
>i may have switched to more active subjects
>certain parts of society were easier to find such subjects
>nobody ever caught me
>i still miss those days sometimes
like i said that was a long time ago
>>700214097
It's ok cuz u said no homo
>>700214608
Wouldn't doubt it. But it's Louisiana.
>>700209991
>I probably shouldn't answer that one haha.
You probably do, because I do too, and that's exactly what I would do. Mafia style. Efficient, brutal, guarenteed results. You don't conquer Europe otherwise and you don't make the Renaissance happen otherwise. Italians are legendary creatures.
When I was 20, my girlfriend (who I lived with) went to France for two weeks for school. As soon as I dropped her off at the airport I myspace messaged some faggot I knew from high school (haven't talked to him since). He was a few years younger than me. I went and picked him up and brought him back to the place I shared with my gf. We 69'd on our bed for about 15 minutes. It was really hot and the first time I ever did anything like that. He wouldn't lick or touch my butt hole so I kicked him out. No clue how he got back home. Never talked to him since.
>>700210105
Suppose I believe you, I'd like to hear more from you. Don't waste my time, though, if you're trolling, stop instantly.
Most of the time, people fantasise about rape but it's only fantasy-rape; such people don't enjoy actual rape. I know people who fantasised about rape, got raped, and were traumatised. You claim to have enjoyed actual rape. I want to understand that. Are you sure you don't confuse it with being attacked by someone you actually wanted to have sex with? (Even though, for most people, that'd still not make the rape nicer.)
>>700209213
what?
>>700210125
>cousins
>not even once
I was molested when young and degraded sexually by a bully in my early teens at school. I molested 3 little girls (touching only) around that time and have hated myself for doing it ever since but never touched a child again. I will never forgive myself for those actions cause i know the effects it had on me. But unfortunately i still have sexual thoughts about little girls even tho i know i would never cross the boundary from fanstasy to reality. Thoughts?
>>700210281
10/10
>>700210439
They all say that.
>>700215774
i thoughts that sometimes pizza tastes like pizza, and sometimes it just tastes like preparation h, can you pass me the toaster?
>>700215774
How did you know the girls? How old were they? Do you think they would ever say anything?
Sometimes I want to be raped just to know what it feels like I want there to be ropes and chains
F/16
>>700203521
i don't know where to begin.
i'm a sociopath, and no one else knows it except my psychologist. i tried to tell one close friend and she didn't believe me, so i decided fuck it, i guess no one notices.
i film women in public restrooms. it's thrilling. i get off on the thrill more than the actual nudity, i think.
i've doxed a ton of my online friends under an alias, and they all came to me for recourse. we grew closer as a result. it was great. the only regret i have about it is that i tried to admit it was me to someone because i thought i should feel guilty and then she told everyone and i had to make up this whole spiel about how i was actually blackmailed by the person who runs the account and blah blah blah. what a mess. it was fun, though. i liked the hunt of information more than the actual release.
i used to make malware and infect my friends with it for fun and tap into their webcams and shit. it was so much fun. there was this one girl i knew who was so oblivious to the webcam tap she just thought the light was broken and she was naked all the time after showering and shit. it was dope. a few years ago during the fappening craze on /b/ i even posted some of that girl's nudes and claimed it was fappening related and people thought it was some girl from harry potter. you can still find them, if you want. i recently started making malware again, but i've sort of lost the hang of it. lots of kinks to work out, but it'll be a good time, i'm sure.
my ex-girlfriend fucked around with other guys and she didn't know i knew, and when i confronted her about it she acted like the victim and shit. it was annoying, but i still felt like she was right. hooray for low self-esteem. i still beat myself up over it and i miss her and shit but she was an asshole to me sometimes. maybe i miss her as a friend more than i do romantically, but i still drink in her name. feels bad. fuck.
character limit reached.
>>700211605
Thanks. I've been studying the darkness in humans for a long time. It checks out.
Pic related is a good place to begin.
>>700211631
That's quite all right. If you had good intentions, I would have been OK with it. It may even be legal depending on where you live. Since nothing happened, no reason to feel bad.
>>700203521
> "Nothing can really affect my mood"
> feels guilty about stealing a toy and 2 pens in childhood
> also artist fetish
That's some top-notch autism you got there.
>>700215679
The person was a complete stranger so there were no prior fantasies, I loved the adrenalin and the feeling of him cumming made me cum. I also didnt get any STD's or anything so I consider myself lucky.
>>700209299
Ty fam
>>700211849
Anon, do this: respond to her add, say your naughtiest fetish is to fuck her blindfolded, that she may never know your face. Show her some body pic that looks like yours without being yours (same weight, etc), and arrange a meeting.
You get to fuck your own wife like a slut.
Then either remove the blindflod and say TADA, SLOOT, or whatever.
>>700199622
I make my gf and her cousin xannie smoothies when it's getting late. It's like a dream cum true when it happens. Couple times a month at least.
>>700215774
>Thoughts?
>>700216570
Gf or her cousin in pic?
>>700216059
i feel like i deserve the consequences of my actions but also i don't want to go to jail and shit. i can't shitpost on 4chan in jail, man.
i need help and i know it but it's really hard to be open about this with anyone but my own conscience.
also i think i'm becoming an alcoholic because it masks the depression.
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>700212060
>I've done so much regretful shit in my lifetime. I'm 21 this year and all I feel is shame.
I've been fucking my aunt this past week
>>700217147
How did that come about?
>>700216585
Oh yes i have thought of this but i think the greater punishment to myself is to live with the regret and hate myself. Rather than end it too easy
>>700216059
hi Devon, kill yourself
>>700215089
What the fuck are you saying you did in the morgue? Speak english
>>700199622
Alprazolam tastes pretty strong and doesn't dissolve in water
>>700217437
hi anon, my name isn't devon, but good guess
>>700212759
Cam4 has gotten pretty professional. Viewers buy a bunch of "tokens" in a pack, and they tip you with them. I'm always surprised at how many tips are given. You can have your list of what how many tokens are needed for you to do any number of things.
I'm only sharing this so you can make more money and help the economy while maybe letting someone else get a job you would have taken if not a camwhore.
When I was 13/14/15 years old I used to go onto chat rooms and add older men who were older than 30s and I used to go on webcam and show my dick and masturbate for them and one time I met a guy on the internet who didn't live too far from when I was. I was probably 14 at the time and if I remember correctly he must have been 32/33 and I masturbated for him and we talked about him driving to a place near my school and meeting up and me giving him head in his car and it came to the day of it and he text me and said he was parked there waiting for me to finish school and I chickened out and just ignored him.
>>700212848
>popped out a kid already. Fucking whore.
This kind of attitude isn't how we'll save the white race, faggot. Just because you have kids young doesn't mean you're dysfunctional.
I know someone how looks ten years younger than she is. She has kids around 10. Everyone assumes she popped them out when she was just 20 or 18.
"Poor thing, you couldn't study or jave a job, that must have been hard."
She actually holds a degree from university and worked to pay for it. Fucking people.
>>700213037
>Started 1 year ago with walking naked around the streets at night.
This is why I don't want to go out at night.
>>700213357
>Thanks for the advice. Maybe I'll stop, but probably not this afternoon.
It's not advice, it's an order. If you like submission, you'll obey. If you don't, you're into something else.
>>700217231
I would do a greentxt but I'm a newfag and don't really know how to but I'll make a greentxt about it someday but I will say it was fucking cash
>>700214391
>because goddam I'd love to fuck her before I die.
Which will be shortly after you wake up the next day.
>>700210105
Seen this so many times. Give us some nudes
i took creep shots of my mother while we were sharing a hotel room earlier this week.
>>700214549
This is normal in Iran. Everyone gets to use water on their anus. They're shocked to realise that virtually no other country does this. They think of us as gross ass browny buttses.
I will leave my friends, family and partner to move away to a foreign country
>>700218242
Ive already posted my nudes on 4chan before...boringggg
>>700214767
Underachiever.
>>700214952
That's so fucking weird. You guys...
I put little cuts in my condoms so they break easy. I stretch them just before I penetrate, rips it wide open, becomes a great cock ring and girl has no idea till I come in them. Then act like it broke. After the 2nd 3rd time, but they don't care and its bareback city. Have 1 kid, had a few scares and know of 2 who aborted, that I know of.
>>700215089
What movie is this?
>>700215500
Fucking weird. Really, fucking weird.
>>700217693
>
More? how would you meet then, and what would you use to masturbate with them, skype?
I have feelings
>>700218779
Fucking summerfAg
>>700218729
At the time there was a chat room, it was just called Teen Chat, used to be busy af but it's dead now. I would then add them on MSN. Yeah, this was a while ago and would put the webcame on and masturbate with/for them, whatever they wanted.
>>700218836
Hey you wanted my secret. I even got denied a gun over it
>>700218443
Link?
I miss her every second of my life
>>700218963
The thread would obvs be pruned and I have a new comp now
>>700218975
>>700218917
I have fantasies of going on webcam with older men, dont know if i will ever make it a reality
>>700198234
I fucked my gf of 14 years' mom recently. Not sure how to feel
>>700216059
>i'm a sociopath
It's not actually a thing. Psychopath, perhaps, but let me read your post and I'll see if you fit the bill.
No, I don't think you fit the bill. You're a bit of a sadist but I'd guess this has solid reasons to be. Find the source, solve that, and you're done.
Psychopaths barely have any real emotions and have to fake them to live in society. I don't think you do this.
>>700216297
Describe the situation. I want to know where rapists attack. Go into as many details as possible, but try not to fap, it'd slow down the typing.
Im 21. My cousin is 16. She has a major drug problem. I tried to shame her when she asked me for money for drugs by making her blow me. She didnt even hesitate. Its been almost 6 months and now Im basically using her for sex whenever i want because she always wants money for drugs. Yesterday was the first time i fucked her ass, and i made her suck my dick afterwards. She begged me to not make her do it, but i did anyway. All the while, berating her and makingnher feel like shit for how she turned out. She sat on the floor of my apartment, crying, with cum on her face and the taste of her own shit in her mouth, and then put her hand out for a paltry $40. I feel like a monster, but at the same time, I cant stop.
I been with my girlfriend for 10 years and been at my job for 7 years my girlfriend has no idea i give oral to the Secretary lady almost everyday at our lunch hour i just eat her out she doesn't return the favor :( me 32 her 46
>>700219123
Who was better?
>>700217947
Popping out a kid when you're 13 and popping out a kid when you're in your 20's BUT look younger isn't the same thing at all.
How stupid are you?
>>700216736
I'd help you, but since you're a hacker of sorts, I won't. I'm sorry. I could have helped you.
Try answering this: why do you enjoy voyeurism?
>>700219231
Add me on snapchat Manabobana6
>>700219159
i do out of habit, i feel like, at this point. i don't want to sound like a douche here but maybe i just think about what a normal person would do in any given situation and then do that. i dunno. i'm diagnosed, too.
>>700217693
Probably for the best, anon.
